♦ T ub Nairn stand« for a greater and better Palls City all the time FÄLLS CITY NEWS FALLS CITY. OREGON. SATURDAY. MAY 30. 1914 VOL. X OLD FAVORITES. O N I OF MORGAN'S M IN . I W . of th# yellow ro »M . U Ih» glow ol ■ brsone 6my. imrh war» your »y»» with drMO in*. Wl»iful your »roll» alw»y. And I. your «or y ou or lo w , G Had »'null rhanoo «t wooing y014 than. For you war» • gM or Konluoky And I on» or Morgan'» man I can • « you y»t aa you w»ll»d Naa'h Um «im by I h » old yard gala And your boari boat tant an my boroo'o hoof a Tor Young Lora bad round hin mala High wor» my hapaa and my haart. d»ar I laughod at yogg boding» than. And I loft you. my Lady of R oooa To rido with Morgan a man. Seurry at boot» aa tba agoni» riaa hin« of »word» In Slgba fia rod »r U aaag 'mtdot tba roar of guna Oarodarli »barg» through tho Bight Nora with tba twilight »hadowa, Thor» whoa day broka again; Libo tho bolt oT tho fiere» whit» lightning Wag tba ruab of Morgan'» man. “HOW CYRUS LAID T H S CABLE.* OME. Malan ell unto >ny eong. It la no allly fable "fig all about tho mighty cord They call the Atlantic cable C Boll Cyrua yield he Mid. eeld he '*1 have a pretty notloa That I can run a telegraph Aareee the Atlantic ocean " ^SA TU R D A Y « W P N IG H T 1 'S E R M O N S ^JfeV S a MUEI W.P ü RHLDD BEING A BEE. The« nil the people laughed and Mid They'd Itha la m o him do It. Ha might gat half m m aver, but Ha aavar could go through it Teat. "And behold there waa a »warm of bees ’-Judg *lv. I. Tba MortBona «'bode a beeblve (or tbrlr symbol, w blcb Choice la oue of a number of w lae nod atgnlflcant tbluga our Mormon brother baa done. How- over, 1 think the lie# inclines to social­ To carry out hia foolish plan Ha never would ba able Ha might aa wall go hang hlmaelf With bla Atlantia cable ism The beehive la a perfect e g a li­ tarian product of atate socialism. But, moot of all, been Illustrate tbe success­ ful working of tbe republican prin­ Twice did bla breveet egorte fail. ciple. That, beehive constitutes a re­ And yet hie mind waa »table public—not a mouarebjr. Tho queen Ha wasn't the man la break hie heart bee la simply a mother bee. All tbe BecauM ba broke bla cable population ta tbe Issue of a common "Once more my gallant bcyal” ha or led. mother, aud any bee of tbe fam ily may "Three time»—you know tho fable— become a queen-that la to aay, a "I'll make It thirty," mutlerad he But tho war wan not for our winning. mother bee - If It receives proper nour­ "But I win toy the cable" Otri of tba day» of yora ishment and becomes by populnr elec­ Outworn wo wary and outnumber ad. One» more they trlad-hurrehl burrabl tion bead of tbe little republic. Tba Boalaa and brulaod A->d aora. What n m m Uila great commotion? beehive would make a line symbol for Tat from dafoat you aallad mo The Lord bo pralaodl Th# cable'» laid Back to your haart again our suffragettes That b e e h ive la 0 Across the Atlantia ocean! And lifted your loyal llpa ta my klaa city of 23.000 to 80.000 population. Ala» tor Morgan'a mani Loud ring tho ball», for. flashing through There you will And streets, but no ■la hundred leaguw of water. Lora tba braath of your roana pavements, for tbe resid en ts walk Old Mother England’» bcnleoo Waa never half ao gw»»t Salutaa her eldest daughter. along tbe walla. No windows, for each »mila whoa Into the “way of house baa only a door. In this wonder­ O'er all the land tho tidings «seed. Tae guided my weary f.»t ful city each citizen obey» tbe Iowa, And eoon In every nation And that amila la atlli my aunabln* They'll bear about tho cable with going or staying only when it 1» legal. And tba dream« you war» dream tag then Profoundeet admiration The d ro n e Is the male bee, supported Haag all coma trau for a fallow by the labor of the worker»—tbe female Who waa one of Morgan'» man. And may wo honor evermore —Eleanor Dunoon Wood. The manly, bold and stable bees. Not the workers of human so­ And tall our cone to make t' ciety accumulating honey or money are Haw Cyra» laid the cable to be dreaded. It la tboae who inherit— RATI. tba drones, enemies of wealth, labor HERE la a rider—hl» name and society. la Rata- T But Cyrua waa a «allant man, A fellow of dodeicn. And headed not their raorklng wordA Their laughter and dertelon R O ITR Y . Ma ytdaa early, and b» ride» lam; He ride» far Joy, and ba rtdee for acorn. Rar oourage and fear and hope for- My man aad I want on a raid. One at my man wag «ore afraid. Me fall behind Buy all goods of home merchant« and help to make F alls City greater The fee lurked Than Rato found him—ba la not bora One of my man delayed for title— To great a maid with a eoldjar'a klaa Tba amid waa falae. but awaatty fair Rata attendant, found him thara One of my moa uphold a flag Tom and duaty. a woeful rag. Rata waa thara and bunting and Grace the march of the foeman’e ran. ■hot and ebell and the enemy'» r le tb a chime. tba eadence h e av e n lr awaaL H eard oa tb a laftlaat U bleleads af th o u g h t— T ba melody of larg e mloda w ben they meet. T ba vaat perfactione th a t tb alr eoule hava ao u g h t _________ -g s ia c ta d COMRADES. W In tb a d aya of my youtb. In the fl rat of my room lngf W« w äre d o ar; wo wer» leeL Oh. fnr we went stra y ln g l Now never a h a a rt to my h a art com M borelng. W hera la h a now. tbo d a rk b o r elender W ho ta u g h t m» bareback. e tlrru p and ralnaf I loved htm. ha loved m e my keautlfuL t ander T am er of horaoo an graao grow n plalne. # Pear, bravo band of man adored. Rerty, thirty, tan and thrao- Rtaally Rato toft oaly me Whet am I that ha aaea me not? Waiting alona la the herdeet lot H a fleet footed, cornea eo late! Long am I raady. Ha. thara. Ratal -Alloa Bole» Wood. 1IERK a ra tba frlend» th a t I knew In my Maytng. # » • e e » Oh. lovo th a t paaaae tb a le rn of wom anl W ho th a t h a lb fall It aball »ver fo rg a t W ban tb a b ra atb of lifo w lth a throb turne hum an Aad a lad'» h a a rt la to a lad e h a a rt a atf Ever, forever. lover a n d rover, They Shell cllng, n o r M oh frora o th er aball p a ri Till tbe relgn of tho o tara In th e benvens ba over And Ufa la lu g t ln. «ach fa lth fu l haart. "A Human Little Fellow.* No other member of animal creation shows greater home love than tbe honeybee, no matter bow bumble or uninviting hta hive may be. Tbe guards patrolling the front door at tbe end of tbe day ahow bow keen la their sense of ownership rights, for which they will freely give their lives. Some­ times they “light out," take "French leave.” for parts unknown, bear tbe "call of the wild," and they leave yon and your glittering civilized hive for a hollow log In tbe forest. Wonder If It la tbe "back to nature” movement that we higher folks get now and then? We think of a bee aa always mad. In » towering rage over aomethlng. R att­ ing doesn't always mean anger. How- ever, wben a bee baizes angrily or a woman scolds It la wiser to walk away. Usually the bee I* the most pleasant, social and good natured lit­ tle fellow you ever met Yea, If you pinch him he will atlng you. But I have had church members who would sting you before you would pinch them. After a rain, when they are Idle, bee« get croea and vlclouo I've seen strikers In the coal region of my •tatqjn that condition W'ben a bee Is Try a Sack of HIGH FLIGHT FLOUR and watch results • ' a All Goods and Prices Are Right la v AT Falls City Lumber Co. STORE stealing honey he stings reminds us that “the thief goes armed.” You rau tell a robber bee by tbe cool and wicked way he stings you. Wben he approaches a hive he has a aly and guilty look. If another bee la coming out he quickly dodges back. Thus “conscience doth make coward« of ua all.” If be gets in, hi» outcomlng la In a hurried, guilty manner, and he la al­ most always wiping hta mouth, like a man coming out of a saloon. Stinging— Honsy Qatharing. Reea cannot bit« like dog», kick like mules or book like cattle, but to a per eon stung tbe 8r»t time be would rath er be bitten, kicked and hooked alto­ gether than get the full, keen and ex- qulalte pain of an enraged or robber bee. Tbe pain la harder to bear If you keep thinking about It. ludred, any pain Is. Tbe hsrdest sting la Injustice, and It become« woree If you brood over It. Do cot »land In front of a hive nor get In the way of workmen at a fac­ tory. They’ll Jolt you or swear at you. Terhaps stinging la a bee's way of swearing at you! As a pastor over many people tbe more I see some folks the more I think of some bees. Tbe bee Is all right If he Is kept busy In love and understanding be Is sometimes sad­ ly lacking. When smitten on one cheek he doesn't turn tbe other. He la hot beaded and quick tempered However, I know folks who are not only busy, hut buaybodies. and their aharp tongues «ting on very alight provocation. On tbe other band, near me la a cherry tree that baa not borne fruit for years. IA st year It bore. Reason—a neighbor bad started a hive of bees; they car fled tbe pollen needed to fructify and fertilize the blossoms. I've bad church member» who couldn't preach them­ selves, but they could carry the truth. How they enriched the Sunday dinner table and the prayer meeting! What suggestions they brought to tbe pastor and Sunday school superintendent from other fields! Humbla Base—Unknown 8»rvice. If tbe bumble bee died ao would our clover. In Australia clover wouldn't grow till a human bead brought a bee head nnd a clover head together. These humble bee« go about doing a lot of good for the world they know nothing about. No one can tell the Influence of any »ct of our dally toll. Tbe bee tolls a season—bis whole life—for one-balf teaapoouful of honey, which you eat at a single meal. Marvelous sacrifice! The honey of two or three flowers would suffice himself, but be visits 200 In an hour for treasure he will never taste. Ask him why, be knows no an­ swer. Neither does the genius know why he works and dares and does for a good that Is yet unborn. He lives by faith. Of the power that leads the worker on he knows not much more than the bee. He hears the voice. “Arise snd get thee hence, fnr this Is not thy rest.” So he tolls on by dark­ ness or dawn, through heat and cold. From humblest mother to world's Re­ deemer, he who gives most gets least. A Haughty Reply. A story about William P itt I read or beard somewhere many yearaago represented a noble mediocrity as assuring the great statesman with some condescension that he might fairlv expect nn earldom for his magnificent services. ‘1 an earl!” was the haughty re­ ply. “I make dukes.”—St. James' Gazette. Spend Your Money Where Yon Make It By HOLLAND. ONEY that Is kept In tba community help« every one In that community. It la a part of the common fund on which any one with any­ thing to «ell—merchandise, labor, farm product»—can draw. Money that ta sent away from borne is with­ drawn from this common fund. It helpe to Impoverish the entire community. 8end all the money away and all the people In the community would be "broke.” Tbe dollar that you spend with the*local merchant will continue to circulate In the neighborhood, paying lawyer, doctor, blacksmith, carpenter, teacher. Ultimately It may return to you to be again started on It» Journey of pur­ chase and payment The dol­ lar sent to tbe mall order house goes to swell the bank account of a concern in Chi­ cago or New York. It la loot to your community forever. Your neighbor can’t get It and yon will never see It again. Can’t you see that self In­ terest tella you to do your buying at home? Can't you see that It la tbe part of wis­ dom to spend your dollar where you are likely to get it again? Tbe advertisements In thla paper will aid yon In decid­ ing where to make your pur­ chases. Only the more re­ liable merchants can afford to advertise continuously, and only the better grade of goods can stand such publicity. M No. 38 HYPOCRISY IN LARGEPACKAGES Stoll Limy ol Hiirai to Sono Dodi In. HYPOCRITE IS EVERYWHERE Man Lavas Geld and Hates te Be Im­ posed Upon by Counterfeit»—Good» Shipped In Rlain Package»—Many Local Merchant» Deficient In Knowl­ edge af Advartiaing. [Copyrighted, lilt, by Thomaa J. Sullivan.} Tbe first hypocrite was tbe man who stole tbe livery of the court of heaven to serve tbe devil In. Some people apeak as If hypocrites were confined only to religion, bat j they are everywhere, people pretend­ ing to wealth wben they have not a sixpence, assuming knowledge of which they are Ignorant, shamming a cul­ ture they are far removed from, adopt­ ing opinions they do not hold and pre­ tending honest business roles wblcb are far from the legitimate. As a man lovea gold, in that pro­ portion be bates to be Imposed upon by counterfeits, and In proportion as a man baa regard for that wblcb la above price and better than gold be abhors that hypocrisy which Is but its counterfeit Lying before tbe writer la tbe acme of hypocrisy. It Is a catalogue of one of those mall order bouses, and on one page three sewing machines are adver­ tised. Tbe first la declared to be tbe "most perfect sewing machine on the market." tbe necond Is said to have "more good sensible Ideas than any other,” while the third Is praised as being "tbe most superior sewing ma­ chine on tbe market.” Now. which of these machines really Is tbe best? Which of them is as g-iod as tbe one your retailer sells and guar­ antees? Can any reader of the above triumvirate of ads. tell? Most assur­ edly not Tbe lesson should be plain to all who receive these catalogues. They con­ tain glowing descriptions of good*, but the senders of money do not know what they are going to get for their money when they send It to a mall or­ der bouse. Goods In Plain Paokagas. Were It not ao serious It would be amusing to read some of tbe smooth arguments tbe catalogue houses ad­ vance to their readers In an effort to Induce them to aend in orders. They say that goods are sent in plain pack­ ages because many merchants who buy of them to sell again object to having their name appear on the boxea. We know we are safe In saying there is not one single merchant In the ‘whole United States who ever ordered any goods from these concerns. The state­ ment Is made In an effort to make} the consumer believe that he can bay as cheaply as bis local merchant cam But printed matter that wllf sell goods Is within the power of almost sny local retailer. Most all the expert advice la little more than empty gen­ eralizing about nonessentlals. It Is not literatu re, rem em ber, but advertising, thnt you want to write. Knowledge of w ords and type and ?he ability to write fine Introductory paragraphs and strik in g headings are not to he de­ spised. of course, but the facto, not fancy ways of saying them, are what Induce tbe people to spend ttaeir money in tbe local stores. The merchant’s knowledge of his store, hts goods and the people Is more than an offset for any lack of ability to coin catchy phrases or to use technical language in telling the printer bow he would like to have bis advertising look. When tbe merchant sits down to write bis ad. he should imagine that bis hardest customer to sell to Is seat­ ed on tbe other side of his desk. H» should write what his talk would be If he were determined to make a sale to that customer when In the most ob­ stinate of moods. He should, write It all down, then lock It In his desk for a few hours, later cut out all ¿he super­ fluous words and print tbe theta with­ out any trimmings. n n iw u rj liefurv he mu hope to com­ rcsultfully with retail mall order houses, and the first and principal change la tba manner In which Ms stuck la displayed, and In tba process of this arrangement be must take lat* consideration the fact that men have almost completely ceased to Agnra la tba day to day purchase» of bOBSSbetl necessaries ------ — .......... pete What Ha Would Kaap. When the 1st« Francois Coppee was elected to the academy ho told his friend, Theodore da Banville, that he wished he were in too. Ban- ville declined to canvass. “Suppose your nomination war« brought to you one fine morning on a ailver aalver.” “I don’t know what I should do with the nomination,” asid Ban­ ville, “but 1 should certainly keep the salver.” _________ Jim's Because of her own good looks, Mrs. Hatch felt she married be­ neath her when ibe “took up” with oue eyed Jim. For six months she was faithful to her vow never to twit her husband about his deform­ ity. Then one day her sharp tongue got the better of her. Jim listened quietly to hia wife’s estimate of himself, physical and otherwise. “Ellen,” he spoke at lest, in his calm voice, “you’re my wife now, but if I ’d had two eyes, I ’d ’a’ looked furder.”—Judge. ABOVE THE LAW. Courts Hava Na Juriedisticn Over e Foreign Ambassador. The chief of an embassy is «n august being and one who boests some remarkable privileges. I t may be mentioned, to begin with, thnt in the land in which he is officiating an ambassador ranks immediately after princes of the blood roymL The ground on which an embassy stands is in theory aa well as in practice the territory of the nation to which its principal occupant be­ longs. Even if a criminal were har­ bored in an embaaay the police could not enter the premise« with­ out permission. An ambassador is above the law of the country to which he ia ac­ credited. The courta have no juris­ diction over him, sod, strangely enough, his subordinates and even his domestic servants are also in­ violate. The humblest employee ia the embaaay if he committed a pun­ ishable offense could not be arrest­ ed without the consent of his mas­ ter, nor can an embassy official ba imprisoned for debt. Ambassadors are to ba envied moat of all perhaps for their free­ dom from the burden of taxation. They disburse not one penny ia taxes, either directly or indirectly, and, as for the custom house, it ia nonexistent ao far at they tre con­ cerned. No duty whatever is charg­ ed in respect of wines, cigars, ciga­ rettes, etc., that are consigned to them. So their excellencies need not bother sbout tsxes unless they please. That they do ao ia purely an act of grace on their part. They are not legally exempt from these tantalizing demands on the purse, but if they declined to meet them there would be no means of enforc­ ing payment.—Cassell’s Journal. Cromwall'a Appearance. Sir Philip Warwick left this pic­ ture of Oliver Cromwell; “The first time that ever I took notice ofTurn was in the very beginning of the parliament held in Nevember, 1640, when I vainly thought myself a courtly young gentleman, for we courtiers valued ouraelvea much upon our good clothes. I came one morning into the house well clad and perceived a gentleman speaking whom I knew not, very ordinarily appareled, for it waa a plain cloth suit, which seemed to nave been made by an ill country tailor. Hia linen was plain and not very dean, and I remember a speck or two of Personality Brings Trade. blood upon his little band, which The nearer the local merchant can come to making hla advertising sound was not much larger than hia collar. like his talk the more effective It will Hia hat waa without a hatband.” be. Personality la what bring! and holds trade; personality secures to your competitor trade likewise dlffictdt to wean away from him. The modern retail merchant must make sure that hla displays In bis win­ dows and In the store Itself are such as will Interest women. A general vari­ ety ought to be shown, with prices clearly Indicated In plain figures Make Inspection easy nnd then let shoppers Inspect undisturbed, for In this man­ ner many new wants win be developed In the minds of the shoppers. Tbe merchant or salaamsn who Btands over a shopper and attempts to press a sale Invariably annoys the customer and hastens hla or her departure. The merchant who has not advanced with the times moat come to a full real­ ization at ones that many (changes are Mozart and Bratzner. When Mozart waa at the height of his fame he composed the muaio of Bretzner’a “Belmont und Kon- stanze” (“The Abduction From tha Seraglio”) at the request of Emper­ or Joseph II. The author of tha drama was so angry at this that ha inserted the following notice in the Leipziger Zeitung: “ A certain fel­ low of the name of Mozart has dar­ ed to misuse my drams, 'Belmont und Konstanze,’ for an opera text. I hereby aolemnly protest acainst this invasion of my rights, and I re­ serve to myself further procedures. (Signed) Christoph Friedrich Bretx- ner, Author of 'Rausch-ch«.’ ”