2 T he F aux C ity N kwí , A p r il i8, löU © h r J a l l a © tty N rttta The Gem Theatre Tonight A 'Oick W hittington and His C at.’ (3-reel Solax feature production.) 0. W. L U EDITO ft AMD PUBLISHES Why Work all Day Sunday SOME S U R E J T H IN Q S . \ When you can gut » 11 no chicken Da Net »at Upon Y ear Ability to P e r form T h*** Faato. dinner *t the Madeira restaurautfur Bets to be avoided by thoae who 25c, or 50c, and nothing to do but aro cocksure they can ao all Hung* oat and enjoy being alive? Try it. are those relating to athletic feat*. Entered •• imtiNl cla« mall at th* poctofflcv at Palla City. Polk County. Ortgo«, uml*r th* It would seem that a good runnar A<*t of O u|r«M of M«tvh S, 18TS. F alls C ity , P olk C ounty . O regon Carpet and Rug Weaving could eaaily give a atari of fifty Ttltghoers News OfTkt, S3( tnMcact. ill Does a General Hanking Business. Interest Paid on Time Alsohair switches made from Comb yards in a hundred to a man who doing the fifty yards by hop C. M. Olts has gone to Central Deposits. Exchange sold on all points in the United States. ings. Phone 314. Mrs.C. K. Gibson. was 60 esnta; throe months. 26 cents; si nek» copy. 6 eta. Oregon, for a few days. ping on one leg. But few runners, Notary Public officially connected with the Hank. if any, can afford to give that amount A blue-pencil mark on the first pace of The News Be sure to get your name in the means that your subscription is due. of start to any man who ia at all strong on his legs. For the first The Near« is rep:^**nted for foreign advertising by book—the registration hook—be fore April 30. T it« A m t r i c a n P r e s s A s s o c i a t i o n I Lots 1.2, 3. 4, 13, 14, block K. five yards or so they go at prao- General offices. New York and Chicago. the same pace, so that to run Stevens, Brown & Stevens are '2 Two fine building lots iu Mock ticalty ninety-five yards while hia opponent Advertising Kates: Display. 10 cents an inch preparing to put up a building at G, East View add. H um tie** Notices. > cents a line For Sale. Reut, ia hopping forty-five he has to go Kxchange. Want and Pay E ntertainm ent No the northwest corner of Bridge A nuotine« m enu by ohr IM a I m ol «tty mid «II pmtlt** will b* pub more than twice as fast, and it ia a H For rent, house, barn, 8 lots; $0; tice*. 5 cts a line. 10 eta a line for three i«ue* 1 latu'vl In Ibv tt column» *t lb« uniform price of 6c « line per iMue. weak man indeed who cannot hop Ellis street. Property for sale. Card of Thanks 60 c ts . 1 egal Notices, legal rates and South Main streets, to be in ten seconds. Copy for new ads. and changes should be sent used as an office for their electric 4 For Sale. ‘2 good lots, on Pine fifty An yards Democratic ordinary wooden match is eas Republican light business. to The News not later than Wednesday. street ill block K, cultivated. ily broken in the fingers; but, al The school house must eventu OFFICIAL DIRECTORY OF FALLS CITY though there are many who will bet FOR TREASURER 5 Lots IS, 14, 15, 10. block O, at a f o r s h e r if f F K. Hubbard. Mayor. ally become the center for all the they can do it, none succeed in ac 1 hereby announce myself as a can bargain; $100 cash, hal, on terms to announce my candidacy T I). Hollo well. Councilm an at-Large complishing the teek if the match collective activities of the young for I wish W. T t»r‘er. didate for the office of County Treas at 8%. the Republican nomination for H U. Brown, people. A building for school and Sheriff of Polk county, Oregon, sub urer of l’olk County, Oregon, at the 6 Two lots, O r. house; fruit, ber ia laid across the nail of the middle Albert Teal. of either hand and pressed Comici In public use is needed, and now is a ject to the will of the voters at the primary election. May 16,1914, on the ries, city water, electric light; cl me finger A Sampson, upon by the first end third fingers C. L. Hopkius. good time to begin to plan for it. primary election, to bo held May 15, Democratic ticket. J E. RICHTER. in, bargain. of that hand, despite its seeming oo A E Meyer (P i id « tvvrtlM uitut ) 0 . C. Gardner states that active 1914. Respectfully yours, C. W lee. Auditor and Police Judge 7 For sale, One acre, adjoining city easy No at one first can sight. \V. P. lew is. Marshal and Water Supi. Rickreall. Or. J o h n W. O k r . crush an egg placed preparations are being made for FOR SURVEYOR M. L Thompson. Treasurer (P tld edvertiienuntl limits, with 5 room house. A bar lengthwise between his clasped the Polk County Fair, Sept. 17, J. Sammons. Engineer 1 am a candidate for the Democratic hand*—that is. if the egg be sound gain at $425, terms. House to rent. Dr M. H eil*arth. Health Officer 18, 19. He advises that exhibits FOB CIRCUIT JUDGE nomination for the office of County and has the ordinary shell of a hen’s 1 hsC ouncil meets in regular sesaiou on the first of grains, grasses, fruits, etc., be l am a candidate for the Republican Surveyor of Polk county, t have been 8 For sale—10 acres, partially im Monday evening of each m onth.at 7 30 o’clock selected with greater care than nomination to the office of Circuit engaged in surveying and civil en proved, house, timber; spring and It is safo to bet a man that he In the office of the Falls City News usual, so as to give Polk county Judge of this distant. If nominated gineering for 14 years; have been a living stream; near western city cannot get out of a chair without S aturday . A pril )8. 1914 bending his body forward or putting the best possible showing at San and elected, 1 shall ever keep in mind resident of Polk county for eight limits; price, $1300, cash. his feet under it if he is sitting on years; was chief engineer of the Sa the principle that Just;ce is the ulti For salp, one acre, cultivated, it, In the March spelling contest, Francisco early next year. Mr. mate end in view. All I ask is an op lem. Falls City & Western Ry. for 9 Iruit, not at the edge of it. berries; 6-r. bouse insured Another the Falls City fourth and seventh Gardner would also call attention portunity to ‘‘make good.’’ certain wager is six years; at I he present time 1 have for $1400; elec, light, city water, that a man equally cannot stand at the side grades won third place on 98.7 0 to the value of mohair in the dec (Pell edrertiaenieut) HARRY H. BKI.T an office in the Dallas national hank cesspool; ice $1050; all cash, or of a room with both of his feet and 99.7 ; fifth grade won second oration of exhibits. building, and am prepared to do farm $700 cash, pi terms touching the wainscoting length on balance. FOR TREASURER place on 99.2 o. Black Rock fourth New Electric Plant Ready to Start surveying and general civil engineer wise. lOFor sale, 7 lots (all of block A) It is safe to bet any man, save one 1 hereby announce my candidacy as ing work of any character. grade won second place on 99.6 -. a Republican for the office of County in Montgomery's addition to Falls who is blind, that he cannot stand S andford ft. T aylor Oakdale 6th grade won first place The new electric power and (Paid advertivviuont.) Treasurer of Polk county, subject to City ; good garden ground, fenced ; for five minutes without moving if on 100 . Oakhurst 6th grade won lighting plant built by J. C. Rob the decision of the primary election in city water; price $1100 if bought he is blindfolded. third place on 99.1 . The super ertson, on his place five miles May. FOR SHERIFF F red J. H olman , within the next 30 days. intendent states that “ The spell south of Falls City, is ready for [PmM advertisement] On* Railw ay Lina Is Straight. Black Rock. I hereby announce myself as a can II For sale, tine home in city, with Autocratic ing work is doing better each test operation. Mr. Robertson is mak power is well illustrat didate for the office of Sheriff of Polk ed by the etory of the building of and all doing good work. There ing arrangem ents to have a pub FOR SURVEYOR County. Oregon, at the primary elec 25 acres, 10 cultivated. railroad connecting St. Peters were 1759 pupils in the county lic celebration, picnic, and ‘turn 1 hereby announce myself as a can tion May 15. 1914, on the Democratic 12For sale, lots 7, 8,14, ‘28 block K, the and Moscow Two Americans from the third to the sixth grade ing on the light,’ on May 1. The didate for County Surveyor of Polk ticket. If nominated and elected. 1 and lots 11 and 12 block E. Will burg were employed to lay out and build w riting in the last test, and 1001 pupils of Ronco, Pedee, and other county, subject the decision of the will enforce the law and perform all trade for Portland property. the line. When were all Republicans at the primary election the duties of Sheriff to the best of 13For sale, lot 2 block M, M. ad. ready they were the laia plans pupils made 100 schools, and the public generally on before Em May 15th. C. R. C anfield . my ability. W . J . W h it e , peror Nicholes I. Noticing at once Mr. Selig, in his ad. last week, are invited to attend the doings. (Paid advertisem ent (better known as Bill) Dallas, Or. 14 For sale, 80 a. 1 j mi. north of city that the line deviated in some struck the keynote of business The plant is built under an 80- (Paid advertisem ent.) 20 a. improved; 25 a. good timber; places to avoid difficulties and in sense and justice when he said: foot head of water, and has a ca FOR JOINT REPRESENTATIVE others to tap certain important plenty of pasture and water. After consulting with many of the FOR SHERIFF pacity of 20-horse power. “ We ask your patronage cities and towns, he shook hie head 15To rent, 12-r. houso, The w ater for power comes voters of Lincoln and Polk counties, 1 hereby announce myself as a can on .the basis of reliable and said it wouldn’t do; that he I have consented to announce myself didate for the office of Sheriff of Polk 16Two acres, cultivated, fruit, ber wanted no such twisting railway goods and just prices. If from mountain streams that have as a Republican candidate for Joint county, Oregon, upon the Democratic ries; 6-r. house, sheds; water, elec lines in hia dominions. Taking e you will not trade with us heretofore been considered too Representative in the Legislature for ticket, subject to the will of the vot tric light; will divide. ruler and pen, he drew a straight insignificant to be given names. the counties of Lincoln —trade with our fellew line between the two cities. and Polk, and at the primary election, and if ITTliree acres, adjoining city. The new works will be used to most respectfully solicit the support ers town merchants — but ‘There,” he said. "A straight nominated and elected I will, to the operate a cream separator, feed of the voters of the two counties at best of my ability, enforce the laws 18Five acres, in city. in justice to yourself, in line is the shortest distance between and meal grinders, and other pur the primary election. May 15, 1914. on our statute hooks without fear or 19Six lots, no improvements; cheap two points. Make your road follow justice to your town— line." Do Not Send Your Money Away." poses requiring power, besides (Paid advertlwmenl.] S. G. IRVIN. favor, and especially the laws regu F. K. Hubbard Realty Company this Thus it comes that there is on* generating light for the homes, lating the sale of intoxicating liquors, In T h* N tw i office, F all* Cl|y railroad almost or quits as direct Falls City has a pure w ater sup FOR CLERK in reality as it appears on the map. ply, and it is only a m atter of time barns and highways of the neigh To Republican Voters of Polk County. Oregon: and I will practice the utmost econ —Macy** “Cunous Bits of History." omy in the management of the coun when an adequate sewerage sys borhood. At the solicitation of numerous res There seems to he no good reason business. J . H. S a v e r y . tem will be absolutely necessary. Mr. Robertson’s place is on the idents of Polk County, I have become ty’s Apply It to Y eu r Life. why Falls City should not he the The present practice of using old Pedee road, and is not now access a candidate for the nomination for (Paid advertisem ent.) Have ever watched tha ex starting |>oint for one or two rural ceedingly you wells for cesspools is not only in ible by auto, but could soon be County Clerk on the Republican ticket delicate and yet firm pres FOR SHERIFF mail routes. It is an absurdity for adequate and unsanitary, but also made passable by the use of a at the primary election to be held May I hereby announce myself for the mail to be carted Trim Dallas to the sure of the hand of a skillful tuner? will make the string produce e tends to corrupt what would oth road drag. His new enterprise 15,1914. Any sup(>ort you may choose Democratic nomination for Sheriff of east line of Falls City, and the joke He perfectly true note, vibrating in ab will further emphasize the need to give me will be thoroughly appre Polk County. Oregon, subject to the is on us for allowing ttiis condition solute accord erwise be good wells th at happen with his own never of improving the Pedee road. ciated. Yours truly, E. M. S m i t h . will of the voters. If nominated and to be on the same underground changing tuning fork. The prac [Paid advertisem ent J _______ to continue. Mr. Robertson has shown what elected I will, to the best of my abil ticed hand is at one with the ac stream. ity, enforce the laws. I will especially can be done by an intelligent, de curate car, and the pressure ia The Salem M essenger says that termined Berean Class Meeting adhere to the laws regulating the sale brought to hear with most delicate man, under difficulties Services in the Churches or Falls City West is to be a candidate for gov that would seem unsurmountable On Monday evening, April 13, of intoxicating liquors. adjustment to the resistance. The ernor if Smith is defeated at the by the average human. the Berean Class of the Christian (Paid advertisem ent) J. F. Morrison, tension is never exceeded, he never C h r is t ia n primary. The News said, on Feb church held their business and Perrydale, Oregon. Sunday: 10 a m, . Bible School breaks a string, but he patientlv the note again and again till ruary 14, th at ‘The belief is now-, 8ome Epigrams. social meeting, in the basement 11 a.m, Communion and Preaching strikes tho tone is true and the ear is satis FOR COMMISSIONER among the knowing ones, that if Tom Hood cast epigrams at him of the church. Nearly 50 people p.m .,. . Chiistian Endeavor fied, and then the muscles relax and Smith is not nominated by the self in the face of death. His wife were present, ar.d a temperance I respectfully announce my candi 6:30 7:30 p.m. Preachitig(good pinging) the pressuse ceases. was preparing a large mustard plas Democrats, there will be a loud ter to apply to his shrunken chest. program was rendered. The class dacy for the Democratic nomination Wednes. 7:30 p m. Prayer Meeting H s Bsliava* In Dreams. call for the present governor to “My dear,” said Hood, “that’s a ter will engage in a contest for new for the office of County Commissioner Friday, 7:30 p.m. Choir Practice Never bo vindictive, even in your of Polk County, at the primary elec become a candidate. ’ rible lot of mustard for a small members for the Bible class. At tion to be held on May 15, 1914. You are invited to all these serv- sleep. Be sure to read the announce piece of beef.” the close of three months the los Paid adveitlsem ant) GEORGE CLANK!ELD ices. Lee Sadler, Pastor. Mr. Miggs, a well known citizen Raleigh expressed him ing side is to provide a banquet m ents of the candidates in The self Sir in Walter of the north end, waa chased by a mood after he for the winners. Refreshments F ree M ethodist News. They are all good men, and mounted a the similar bull in his dreams the other night. Feeling the were served by Mrs. Chamber- Notice of Appointment Across the pasture dashed Miggs, Sunday School . . . 10.00a.m. have shown their good sense by edge of the ax, scaffold. he said to the exe the bull gaining at every jump. sermon . . ,11:00 a.m. asking the support of Falls City cutioner, “This is a sharp medicine, lain. Mrs. Munson, Mrs. Olts. Notice 1» hereby given that the undersigned, Breathlessly Miggp reached tho Henry C. Brown, has been duly appointed as Ad Young People’s Bible study 6:30p.m voters inthecolum nsof this news but it is a cure for all diseases.” fence at last and, safe astride tho m inistrator of the estate of ThornAH D. Brown, To Organize Grange paper. We are proud of the list, Charles Knight suggested that deceased, by the County Court of Polk county, Evening sermon . . 7:80 p.m top, turned and kinked the bull in “Good Knight” would be sufficient There will be a meeting at the Oregon, and he has duly qualified as such Ad Prayer meeting Thurs , 7:30 p.m. tho nose, breaking one of his toos because they all came to The News for m lnlstrator. his memorial tablet. R. E. Nichols, Pastor. on the wall beside the bed. w ithout solicitation on our part. Bridgeport school house Tuesday Therefore, all persons having claim s sgainst said estate are hereby notified and required to He is out on crutches this weak. April 21, for the purpose of or present the same duly verified to the under Every Bird a W eathercock. i~"‘Civic Pride and Righteousness M kthodibt E piscopal —Newark News. “Where’s the wind ?” scoffed the signed, Henry C. Brown, at his residence at are Godlike attributes. Commu sailor, “Why, look at the birds. ganizing a grange. All who are Wlll&mlna, Oregon, w ithin six m onths from the Sunday School, . . 10:00 a.m. A Sm all Boy's Reasoning. nity Public spirit is an exalted They’ll tell you. Don’t you know interested, please be present at first publication of this notice In the Falls City Morning Worship . . 11:00 a.m. The boy had been warned News, said date being the 11th day of March 1914 ’ virtue in a Free P e o p l e . ,’— that every bird’s a weathercock? 2 p.m. Epworth League, . . . 6:80 p.m. by his small Dated this 7th day of March, A D. 1)14. nurse as to the awful re C.i S7 Jackson, Editor Portland Stop moistenin’ a finger and hold- Notice to Electric Light Users H enry C. B rown . Preaching Service . .7:30 p.m. sults of biting his nails. McCain. Vinton A Burdett, A dm inistrator in’ it up,” lie went on in a tone of All perpoiis owing the Falls City Attorneys for said c«UU. Journal. * “If you bite your nails," she said, of said estate. Ladies’ Aid Society, Wed. afteru’n “The practice ain't hardly “you will swell out like an air bal ftT h e Polk County School Teach disgust. Choir Practice, Thur. 7:30 p. m. Look at the birds is all Electric Light Co. for service prior loon.” ers Club m et in Monmouth, Sat cleanly. Prayer Meeting, Wednes. 8:00 p.m: The small boy believed, took hood you got to do, for every bird sets April 1, 1914, will please pay Notice of Appointment urday night of last week. Twelve with its head always straight at the to Milton A. Marcy, Pastor. and didn’t bite his nails. Later, amount to C. W. Lee at The Notice is hereby given, that the undersigned. were present. The next meeting wind. Every live bird in a tree is the when at a children’s party, he stood W. E. N e w s o m . Henry C. Brown, has been duly appointed as Ad GERMAN LUTHERAN as reliable a weathercock as them News office. will be held at Dallas, May 2. and gazed at the corpulent bos teas m lnlstrator of the estate of Amy J Brown.de Preaching services in Toller hall for some minutes in silence. Tbon ceased, by the County Court of Polk county, The only argum ent against the dead birds on the spires.” The Domo Cream Separator Oregon, And he has duly qualified as such Ad at 3.80 p.m., third Sunday of each he spoke. re-election of Congressman Haw Hawaiian Qirla. m inistrator. "You bite your nails," ho said.— 4.50-pound capacity, - - $45.00 Therefore, all persons having claim s against month, by Rev. Grosse, of Salem. ley, if it may be called an argu The Hawaiian girls are almost 300 “ Exchange. said estate are hereby notified and required to “ - - - 39.60 universally handsome. They are ment. is that he it not a Democrat. brown present the same duly verified to the un der S eventh D ay A dvent in color (not black); their Other sizes, $25 up. Every one signed, Henry C. Brown, at hla residence at H is Application d t the Lessen. (M e m b e rso f the m anufacturers eves and W illamina, Oregon w ithin six m onths from the Sahhafh school Satuiday 10:00 a.m. teeth are magnificent; guaranteed. Guy Bros., Dallas, Or. first “Why, Willie," sad the Sunday publication of this notice In the Falls city Preaching service “ association are not agreed on the their hair straight, jet black and of 11:00 a.m. school teacher in a pained votoe, News, said date being the 11th day of March 1914. m atter of accepting the compen ten falling below their knees. Their Prayer meeting Wednes., 7:80p.m. Dated this 7th day of March. A.D. 1914 “have you >jeen fighting again? Call for Warrants heads are handsomely formed and H enry C. B rown , Didn’t von learn in last Sunday^ sation law. Nolle* 1» hereby gl ren. th*t *11 School Dlutrtct McCain, Vinton A Burdett A dm inistrator their expression alert, intelligent lesson that when you are struck on c a th o l ic c hurch 57 warrant» that have bean presented for Attorneys for said estate. M. A. Simpson, editor of the and amiable; their forms in youth No. of said estate. payment end endorser! 'n o t paid lor want ol one cheek, you ought to turn tha There will be Mass at the Cath Bandon Surf, is a candidate for voluptuous, but heavy and overstout lands,” will be paid upon presentation at my other on'e to the striker?” olic Church, Mary Magdalene, While looking for material for No interest will be allowed after the date representative in the legislature. after youth; their features full and office. 'Tea* m,” agreed Willie, “but ha of this notice on w arrants bearing the above making streets, why not take a regularly, hereafter, on the first and upper lip slightly tilted; endorsement. hit nvj on Lhe nose, and I’va only Red alder wood is said to be nose Dated this totb day of April, 1914 and third Sunday of each month. «ot y ne.”—Ladies' Home JournaL J. C. Tai.aoTT, Clerk. chance on wood blocks? excellent m aterial fo r clothespins. their voice* extremely sweet. Falls City News R. E. W il l ia m s , M. L. T h o m ps o n , W. F. N ichols , A. J.V iuk . President Vice-President Cashier Assistant Cashier Bank of Falls City Subscription Ratos: Onsyssr. $1 00; six months. political Bnnouncementd J. V ] HEAL BBT ATS FOR BALE