Constipation "F o r orrr olor yean I »offered with chronic e o o a tipatina and donate thia time I had lo lake an injection of warm water once every 14 b o o m before X couid have an action on my bowels. Happily 1 tiied Cascarcta, and today f am a well ■tan. Darina the nine year» before X used Cascareis I suffered untold misery with Internal piles. Thank» to you. I am free from all that this morning Yon can use this in behalf of suffering humanity B V Fisher. Roanoke. I1L Ju st a P le a s a n t H an. BEST OF CONGRESS W ALKER«. “ Is It really only ten minutes* walk from the station to your house?" asked L a u r p tic e o f M a s s a c h u s e tts G oes T o n - M i l e J a u n t E v e r y M u ro ln tc C iti m a n . •‘What a ridiculous question!” *x- s la im e d Sububs. "Nobody In lovely S w x m p h u r s t ever walks’ to the sta tion. I may say, however, that It's SHEEP PRO SPECTS GOOD. only a bou t eight and a half minutes' An I n te r m ltte n t Price* Are High and bastern Oregon State Range Excellent. M fr a o r y . A s m a ll customer appeared at the Pendleton— The range in this section Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste O o o r l g r o c e r y store, says a writer In the D o Good. Never Sicken.Weaken or (.ripe. is o f the very beat and sheep prospects 10c. 25c. 50c Never sold tn bulk. The Ben Century M a g a z i n e , a n d the smiling were never so bright. Sheep o f all cina tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to g r o c e r a s k e d him what he wanted. curs or your money back. kinds are commanding high prices and " P le a s e , m i s t e r , ” s a id the boy, the prosects are that wool will be as c a n ’t re m e m b e r w h a t m a se n t m e for, high or higher next spring than it was M o m e n t a r ily P n a a le d . b u t you can g i v e m e t w o c e n t s ’ w o r t h last. These facts coupled with the ex " W h e r e do y o u s c r a t c h y o u r m a t c h - o' p e p p e r m in t c a n d y , ’ c a u s e she said cellent range gives sheemen cause for „ ? • • a sk e d the visitor, look in g around. I c o u ld k ee p t h e c h a n g e . ” " W h y . " s t s m n i s r c d the h ostess, " m y much gratification. husban d a l w a y s — O, I u n ders ta n d On The reason for the good range is at i u rlou n G ia n t O n n e a . th s u n d sr sid e o f the m a n t e lp ie c e .” — A u s t r a l i a , t h e la n d o f od dit ie s, a n l tributed to the peculiar weather condi C h ic a g o T rib un e. mal, v e g e t a b le a n d m i n e r a l , h a s fe w tions which have prevailed during the more c u r i o u s c r e a t u r e s t h a n t h e g i a .i t spring and early summer months, as H e l p i n g H im O a t . feet in well as during last winter. The heavy e sca pe s c r a n e s o f t e n fiv e a n d s ix " T h a t fa m il ia r q u ot ation m e." said Riv e rs, n ib b li n g his pencil. he ig ht, w it h b e a u t i f u l b lu e -g r a y plu fall o f snow which remained on the “ 'Co m petit ion is’------" m a g e - w h i c h a r e c a ll e d n a t i v e c o m ground so long soaked to a great depth. •' 'T h e first l a w o f n atu re ,’ " p r o m p t panions. nearly T h e s e h u g e b ir d s m a t e fo r Then showers have visited ed Brooks. lif e and, a s m ate s, a r e s i n g u l a r l y a n d every section o f the mountains at in tervals, so that the grass is both tail t o u c h i n g ly d e v o t e d to on e a n o t h e r. D i d n ' t H I sit» C a s s . and green and there is every indication P h ila n th r o p ic V is it o r ( at co u n ty F o r e © o f II a h i t . that it will remain so throughout the j a i l ) — Sata n , you know , finds m is c h i e f “ I bog your pardon,” said the land summer. f o r Idle han ds to do. lord, "but dp 3011 walk in you r sleep?” P r is o n e r — Y e s, sir; a nd s o m e tim e s For this reason the sheep will come “ No, sir,” answered the guest, who he finds m is c h i e f fo r b u s y hands. 1'tn out o f the mountains this fall in the had arrived the day before. ” 1 hope 1 h s r s fo r cou n ter fe it in g. didn’ t disturb you last night, but the best o f condition, and will be able to fact is I’ ve been a country doctor for come through the winter in good shape, T o t a l M ill S w e llla g . F o r e i g n e r — W h a t w a s the total loss thirty years, and I’ m sy used to being even though there should be no early o f lif e ca u se d b y y o u r re v o lu t io n a ry called up two or three times during the fall rains to put the winter range in night that unless 1 get out of bed and shape. The fíne summer range will war? walk around once in a while I don’t get make it possible to keep the sheep in N a t i v e A m e r i c a n — N o b o d y kno ws. W e k ee p addljtg to It e v e r y F o u r t h of any sleep.” the mountains longer than usual. July. — C h ic a g o T rib un e. H er M roag .S eld om P o in t . The near-sighted dauie was attending a play in which the part of the buxom domestic was taken by a stout young man. “ Well,” she said, “ that girl isn’t much to look at in the face, but she's got mag nificent arms.” la ye r and ( ’hem lut, I Lead ville, uton price«: (»old, r,o; Uold fiOo: Zino bll'pr, Lead. SI. (luid. Hill or Copper. Si- _ MulMiig niHiliuu envelo envelope« i ttnd full price list ent o a appiicMtion. Control nrid Umpire work so- IciUxl. iteferem u: Curbouute Netlouul liank. r 0 PREMIUM LIST OU f . run.” ou n d n y a. Tradition is a noble thing, Bu t did you ever hear or see A graduate who’d say or s i n g : "B eyond the Alps Lies I t a ly " ? — N ew York Mail. O, yes, indeed, young man ! And say, If you were older you would know O f one sweet girl grad., a ny w ay, Who wrote that umpty years a go ! — Chicago Tribune. W hen We T a c k le It 1» F n r n e e t. " I have read,” said the visiting for eigner, “ that when you celebrate your f o u r t h of .July in this country the de strnction of life and property in ap pa ll ing. I>on’ t the people take any inter est in bringing about a reform in the manner of observing the d a y ? ” "O, yes,” said the nat iv e ; " we begin a crusade for a safe and sane Fourth the next day after the celebration, and sometimes we keep it up for three or four weeks.” MANY MEN WANTED. Southern Pacific Will Rush Work on Natron Cut-Off. Eugene— Good news is contained in the statement o f A. O. Wattis, o f the Utah Construction company, who, while in Eugene recently, stated that his company would want 2,000 men to go to work on the extension o f the South ern Pacific’ s new railroad to be built from Natron to Klamath Falls. Mr. Watts said that a trainload of construction material and supplies had been shipped here from Oroville and Reno, Nev., for the railroad work, and they will arrive in a few days. “ We expect to have a large force o f men at work beyond Natron in a very short time, and we will use 2,000 men if we can get them,’ ’ said Mr. Wattis, who drove on to Natron. The party consisted of A. O. Wattis, his brother, L. R. Wattis, N. J. Swee ney, W. B. Hunt, W. H. Messinger, W. W. Hunt, G. W. Dye, John Gar rison, Ralph Smart, W. A. Bechtell and G. S. Colley. Board Promises Best Fair in State's History. Salem— Premium lists and inatruc- tions to exhibitors just issued by the state board of agriculture having charge the state fair promise for Ore gon this fall the best and largest Btate allow in the history of the state. When the fair opens at Salem Sep tember 13, to continue until September 18, $15,000 in premiums for livestock, agricultural and manufactured products will be offered.| Numerous additional classes have b**m added to the premium list this yeux, made possible by a re cent legislative appropriation o f $5, 000. Among the new classes will be the educational department where students in the common schools may exhibit their work. Money prizes will be offered. Looking towaril the comfort o f the visitors, larger and more commodious quarters have been built and other changes made. Chief among the im provements will be the increase in res taurant facilities. Printed announcement is made in the premium list and catalogue by M. D, Wisdom, vice president, and F. A, Welch, secretary of the fair associa tion, concerning new features o f the fair. Every assurance is given the public that the forth eighth annual show will be the largest and beBt the history of the state. The premiums this year are divided up among a number of different depart ments. They are: Agricultural pro ducts, art, bees and honey, boys’ de partment, cattle, cereal foods, county exhibits, dairy division, educational, floral, goats, horses, horticulture, in dustrial, ladies’ textile department, misses department, pigoens, poultry, Scotch collies, Bheep, swine, vegetables and woolen goods. The speed program contains some Food events. The prizes range from $500 to $5,000. Georgs P. Lawrence, representative from Massachusetts, Is getting the rep utation of being the champion long distance walker of Washington, says the Boston Post. Mr. Lawrence halls from North Ad ams and for a long time has been known as "the man with the horse laugh." He Is also known as the in fant prodljy of Congress. When Congress Is In Besalon he is the busiest walker that ever blew down Pennsylvania avenue. Every morning promptly at 7 o'clock loud sounds arise from the dwelling of Mr. Lawrence. The sounds are the futile attempts of Mr. Lawrence to express the boundless Joy and vitality which exist within himself by singing that beautiful ditty of his old Amherst days entitled "Show Me the Way to Go Home, Boys.” His singing, by the way, Is not the most Deautiful which has ever been heard on Pennsylvania avenue. Nevertheless the singing is harkened to with much interest by all those whe live near by, for the unfailing George Lawrence, rival of the time ball, is signifying the approach of his walk ing. About two minutes after his singing has ceased a loud cry of “ Haw! Haw! H aw !" Is heard and then all the win dows in the Immediate vicinity are thrown up, for it is the sign that he Is actually about to emerge from his lair. At a quarter after 7, to the minute, Mr. Lawrence's beautiful black mous tache emerges coyly from the door and is Immediately followed by Mr. Law rence himself. As If pursued by all the furies he hies himself to the suburbs, his head bowed down and a ruminative frown furrowing deep creases in his alabaster brow. Deep into the fastnesses of Rock Creek Park he plunges or out toward the quiet byways of Chevy Chase. And there he walks and walks. It makes a person tired to atch him. Ten miles Is a mere nothing to him. But It Is something to the men whom he has to "go up against" during the course of the day; for hts fellow rep resentatives assert that on these walks he develops the retorts that defeat and the arguments that confound. Right after Mr. Lawre_.ee was grad uated from Amherst he was raised to the bench—a Judge at 25—and got a reputation for being a hearty laugher. In 1894 he resigned his position on the bench and at once was elected to the State Senate. During his second year there he was elected president of the Senate. It was not long before George Popular Lawrence, as he came to be called, was elected to Congress. Power Plant for Deschutes. Prineville— The Crook County Light & Power company, with headquarters at Redmond, has begun the erection of a 25 foot dam on its project about one “ THR SCH O O L O F Q U A L IT Y " mile above Cline falls on the Deschutes, T h e L>1 IT erenee. T e n th and M orr is on & Portland, O re go n where it is proposed to raise the waters " T h e r e ’s Bin k s, w h o is a l w a y s m a k A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL o f the entire stream 20 feet. Water The high-standard commercial school of i n g h is fr ie n d s s a y h is ow n w i t t y will be diverted into a flume six feet in the Northwest. Open all the year. More t h i n g s w h e n he re p e a t s th em , and yet depth, 20 feet wide on the bottom and n e a r l y e v e r y on e s e e m s to p r e f e r his calls for help than we can meet—position one mile long. The power plant will st u p id , rich cou sin , w h o ca n o n ly g iv e certain. Class and individual instruction. good d in n e r s .” be situated just opposite Cline falls Troutdale Shippers Complain. Bookkeeping from written forms and of on the plateau. The company expects “ Y es. I’ m a f r a i d th e m a j o r i t y p r e Salem— The Troutdale Produce and to generate 15,000 horsepower, and fice practice. Shorthand that excels in all f e r t h e good t h i n g s w h ic h th e cou si n Fruit Growers’ association, through its respects. Special penmanship depart p u t s in t h e ir m o u t h s .” — B a l t i m o r e secretary, Miss M. Dewey, has filed a will use the electricity for lighting E a s ily C o a x ed . Beverai o f the towns in the Deschutes ment. Call, phone or write for catalogue. A m e r i c a n . complaint with the railroad commis valley and later may provide power for The new school teacher had a talk sion against the Pacific Express com T h e X lu tv tiu u i.iu l trolley lines. with Mrs. Hobart one day tn regard pany in which it is alleged higher Upon life's matrimonial sea to discipline. "I don’t see how you rates are charged for shipping fruit S o many gayly float. manage Bobby as well as you do,’ Railroad Into Curry. East from Troutdale than from Port- A n d all goes on right merrily Gold Beach—The preliminary survey said the teacher. “ I like him, but he’s The Fruit Growers’ association ’T i l l (tome one rook» the boat. -—Detroit Freo Pm«». J.y-'-ges it is charged 46 cents a crate o f the railroad between Bandon and such a mischievous little fellow, and for shipping fruit to Wasco, while the Port Orford is being pushed as rapidly he will not mind; yet every one says H e a r d tu t b . l-'o y e r , as possible and g lidin g will probably he minds you. I wish you’d explain It " W e ll , h ow did yo u like the p l a y ? ” " Portland produce men are charged only commence by the first of September. to me.” " T h e r e 's one t h in g a bou t It I liked 96 cents. A scale is presented show “ Well," said Mrs. Hobart, doubtfully, e x c e e d in g ly ; th e s t a r didn't c o m e on ing numerous similar alleged discrim Some maintain that the C. A. Smith u nti l th e midd le o f the third a c t." inations against Troutdale shippers Lumber company, of Marshfield, is be “ I’d Just as soon tell you, but I'nt practiced by the Pacific Express com hind the movement, as the company afraid It won’t help you much. You P r o b a b l y W o n 't . pany, which operates on the Oregon I has a large body of timber on the Elk see 1 kind of coax him." You think you've got a stunning gown “ Coax him !" echoed the teacher. Railroad & Navigation company lines. and Sixes river that has to be removed And stunning hat, but then within a few years, but local promot "Yes,” said Mrs. Hobart, "that's T h e things that situi your husband may ers stoutly deny being backed by any what I do. I say to him, ‘Now come. Not stun the other men. Bond Forfeit Demanded. one. The road will be easily con Bobby, wouldn't you rather be moth — Houston Post Eugene—The Portland, Eugene & structed. er's good boy and have griddle cakes Eastern Railway company, operating S u r e o f M u . s u » . DR. W A. W IS E and sirup for supper, and play games 22 Yearn m Leader in Painlcsa Dental "Berth a , where in ray h a t ? I laid it the city streetcar system o f Eugene, Coast Extension for S. P. till 8 o’clock, than have Just plain Work in Portland. which extends to West Springfield, has down here a little while ago.” Gold Beach — Considerable excite bread and milk that's been through "Su re , missus, Fido's takin' a nap in been notified by the council of Eugene it. Don't talk so loud, or ye’ ll wake the that if the bridge across the Willam ment has been created by a corps of the separator, and go to bed light little darlint." ette river at Springfield is not com engineers starting surveys near Pistol after it, with the curtains drawed so Bhould rem ember that our force is no arranged pleted, the $5,000 bond furnished by river. They appear to tie taking up you can’t sfie the stars?’ O n e o f M a n y . . that W E CAN DO TH K IK E N T IR E CROW N . "1 can most always coax him that the company for its completion must the old Southern Pacific survey near B R ID G E A N D P L A T E W ORK IN A D A Y if My wife »ays l ’ ui a getiiu*— necessary. P O S IT IV E L Y P A I N L E S S E X be forfeited. It is held that the bond that point and continuing it south. way. Invent things while you w a it ; TR A C TIN G F R E E w hen platen or bridge* are or Neither the chief engineer or any o f And my specialty is excuses is collectable now, but it is thought 'Once tn a while. If he's real set dered. W E RE M O V E T H E MOST SE N S IT IV E TEETH A N D ROOTS W ITH O U T T H E LE AST When I chance to stay out lata. that if the bridge connecting the two his men would give out information. to be naughty. I’ll say, 'See here, Bob PAIN. NO ST U D E N TS, no uncertainty. » Y o n k e r s Statesman. cities is completed this fall, the council The survey was originally made for the by, which'd you rather have mother F or th e N e x t F ifte e n D a y s Pacific coast extension o f the Southern fry you, some doughnuts, or cut a lit will not try to collect the bond. T h e H u e .I lo o . W e will give you a good 22k gold or porce- Pacific, from Drain by way o f Coos bay tle willow switch, not so very Hide, lain crow n f o r ..................................... ............... 13.50 Where, oh, where bus my wuist-line g o n a ; B2k bridge te e th ...................................... ............. 3.50 to San Francisco. New Dairy Bulletin. either? Where, oh, witere enn it he? Molar c r o w n ........................................... Prof. J. H. Frandson, o f the dairy With the waist cut short and ths waiat "I can coax him that way, sure, If Silver fillings .............................. ......................50 cut long— department of the University of Idaho, PORTLAND MARKETS. the other fails.” ............. 5.00 And now it'a down to my knee! ............... 7.00 has in press Bulletin 67 on the subject .....................50 — ruck. Fruits— Apples, new, $1(82.25 per o f “ Better Dairy Methods.” This bul H o c k e n n p ln t tc r T o o k t h e H in t. A L L W O R K G U A R A N T E E D 15 Y E A R S letin contains much that will be of in box; cherries, 7 (<i) 12c per pound; F u lle r P a r tlr n ln r » D e s ir e d . The caller, a man whom he had D r. W . A . W i s e "M il d re d , It m ust h a v e been late terest to all directly or indirectly in peaches, 75c(8$l per box; cantaloupes, known In the old town back In Penn P resident an d M a n a g e r w h e n t h at y o u n g man w an t a w a y laat terested in dairying; much that should $2(u2.50 per crate; plums, 75c(8$1.25 sylvania. had dropped in to talk old n ig h t." help to make dairying more profitable per box; raspberries, $1.25(81.40 per times with the busy lawyer, and the “ W h y . m a m m a , Juat aa aoon aa tha and desirable as a business. This bul crate; watermelons, lfqjl jyc per pound; lawyer had endured it patiently for clo c k s t r u c k 11 he rose to go." letin will be sent free to all requesting blackberries, $1.40 per crate; wild an hour and a half. Then, unseen by (INC.) Third And W «tilling ton SL*. "I d o n ’t doubt that, ch il d ; but when it. Address Department o f Dairying, blackberries, 9(<tl0c per pound. the caller, he pushed a small knob at did he ge t a w a y ? " PORTLAND, OREGON Potatoes— New, 1(8)1 *4c per pound. University o f Idaho, Moscow, Idaho. Vegetables— Beans, 5c per pound; the end of hts desk and a bell rang In cabbage, l V d l j t c ; celery, 90c(8$l the adjoining room. Condon Heirs Give Fund. "Excuse me a moment, Mr. Hocken- University of Oregon, Eugene—The per dozen; cucumbers, 15(026c; onions, splutter," he said, stepping Into the 12!« (8 15c; peas, 7(8 8 c per pound; rad argest single g ift ever made tu the LEADER PNEUMATIC other toom and proceeding to hold student loan fund at the University of ishes, 15c per dozen; tomatoes, 40c(8) this one-sided conversation over an Oregon has just been received. The 1.25 per box. Wheat—Bluestem, $1; club, 95c; Imaginary telephone. heirs o f the late Dr. Thomas Condon, "Hello." who for many years was connected red Russian, 93c; valley, 95c; Turkey FOR COUNTRY HOMES with the University o f Oregon as head red, 95c; 40-fold, 96)*c. •’v e e ” Barley— New. $20.50(8 27 per ton. o f its department o f geology, are es The best Hnd most logical m ethod o f furninh- «» __ __ _ _ H InR w ater ye t devised. The *ank is placed in Hay— New crop— Timothy, Willam tablishing a loan fund o f $2,000, of the basem ent or In the ground near the house ette valley, $12(8)16 per ton; Eastern "No, Bertha; I’ll not have time to which $1,000 has already been paid in. and keeps the wa te r cool in sum m er and p roof against freezin g in winter. It never leaks, Oregon, $17d/18; mixed. $15.60(8, come home for dinner It’s already The fund will be known aa the Condon i It is Im possible fo r impurity to get into it. It 16.50: alfalfa, $13.50; clover, $11(0' 30, and I have several hours’ work memorial loan fund. 1 ou tlast« tin1 Inn I ng n w hich it is installed, l it costa a little more to begin w ith, but there 13; cheat, $13(0 14.50. yet to do. I am very busy, and have I is no second cost We have a catalogue which Tillamook Line Surveyed. Grain bags 5)*ceach . been detained." J illustrates and describes the t r a d e r system. Ask us for it» Butter—City creamery, extras, 30 4 c Tillamook — The surveying crew ’Tea: good-by.’ which has been working over the moun per pound; fancy outside creamery, Butter fat tains down the Wilson river has reach 27 )y((/30 S c; store, 20c. Then he went back to his desk— per pound under but Mr. Hockenspluttor had already ed thia city, thus completing the sur prices average 1 vey for the United Railways’ line into regular butter prices. risen to go.—Chicago Tribune. Eggs—Oregon ranch, candled, 27(8 Tillamook county. It is supposed this : 8c per dozen. A B ad M lx n y . is the road which will give the county Poultry— Hens, 14 ^(it 15cper pound; first railroad connections with Portland. Say," remarked one government springs, 14^(1/15c; roosters, 9w'10c; clerk to another, T m up against It ducks, young. 12Lt<d'13c; geese, young, good and proper." Regatta Fund is $ 8 .0 0 0 . Aatoria The regatta committee an 9(<t 10c; turkeys, 20c; squabs, $1.75<r£ "What’s the trouble?" queried g. c. nounce that it has raised subscriptions 2 per dozen. No. 2. arm especially adapted to pumping duty Pork— Fancy, 11(811 He per pound; amounting to $8,000 for the coming re “ I got two medical certificates from and in fact any duty that requires a Veal— Extras, 9V,(o'10c per pound; two different doctors yesterday.” ex gatta and this amount was apportioned strong, reliable power. They are econom ordinary, 7(0 8e; heavy, 7c. among the subcommittees having plained the party of the first part. ical, simple and easily understood. It is H ops-19 09 contracts, 21(iT22c per "One was a certificate of health for a charge o f the various features. The an engine which anyone, no matter how queen is to be selected by popular vote pound; 1908 crop, 16c; 1907 crop, life Insurance company, and (he other little he knows about such engines, can 12c; 1906 crop, 8c. operate as succeesfully aa an eipert. In and the balloting has begun. was a certificate of Illness to be sent short, it is an ideal engine for any kind of Wool— Eastern Oregon. 16(8 23c per to my chief with a petition for two work. Send for STOVER Engine Cata First Wheat Reaches Albany. pound; valley, 23(825«; mohair, week's leave of absence." lo g - Free. Albany — The first 1909 wheat choice, 24<825c. "Oh. that’« nothing." rejoined his Cattle— Steers, top, $4.60; fair to fellow clerk. T r e done that myeelf." brought to Albany was received at the good, $4nt4.25; common, $3.76(84 Red Crown mill from the farm of "Yes." continued the other, "but I PORTLAND, OR. George Parsons, five miles east o f AI-|C0W». toP. *3.50; fair to good. $3(8 mixed the certificates In mailing. The bany. The wheat on Parsons’ farm *■**; common to medium. $2.5(882.76 111 health certificate went to the In SPOKANE, WN. ran 20 bu.-hels to the acre, indicating a calve«, top. $5(85.50; heavy, $3.50(8 surance company and the certificate of fair yield o f fall wheat in thia part o f 4; bulla and stage, $2.75(83.75. good health went to my chief. See?" BOISE, IDAHO. Sheep—Top wethers, $4.25; fair to the state. ______ and -C h ica g o News. good, $3.50ui3.75; «area, V leaa on Moves T o Salem. all grades; yearlings, beat, $4; fair to If you havs no reason to expect a AGENTS Salem— Master Fish Warden H. E. good, $3.60(8'3.76: apring lambs, $5.25 letter with money Is It, hope will do MeAllieter it making preparation« to ( if 5.50. you no good. EVERYWHERE move to Salem. Hereafter he will Hogs— Best, $9(89.26; fa ir t o good. 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TEA SPICES BAK IN G POWDER I » EXTRACTS D o n ’ t B o th e r H im . Summer Boarder — I thought you said mosquitoes never bother you out here? Jason Stubblefield — They don’t, pardner. They alius leave me alone to feed on yew tender-skinned city fellers.—Kansas City Times. Lead« Th era A ll. Sore throat ia no trifling ailment. It will sometimea carry infection to the entire system through the food that is eaten. Hamlina Wizard Oil is a sure, quick cure. P recept fo r { H ope. Mrs. Smith—Oh. doctor, my husband Is very bad. Do you really think that there is any chance for him after this? Doctor— I certainly think so, ina dam. After this morning I shall only call once a day instead of twice.— Jugend. E u reka! C ity Man— You broke an old hen from wanting to set? How ? Suburbanite— I set her in one of my wife’s spring hats. 10 Y e a r s ’ T i m e These lands o f Canadian Pacific Railway produce from 35 to 50 bushels o f w heat. 75 to 100 bushels o f oats, per acre. All near railw ays, towns and schools. Positively the best w heat land propasition fo r men o f m oderate means. No crop failures. Send today fo r free illustrated literature. Special rates 1st and 15th o f every month. IDE-M’CARTHY LAND CO. Land A gents Canadian Pacific Railway 425-2G Lu m berm en’s Building P O R T L A N D . OR. A CURE FOR FITS The Treatment Ia to Accomplish What Science Has Been Strug, gling to Attain for Centuries The intense interest that ha9 been m anifested throughout the country by the w onderful cures that are being accom plished daily by epileptcids, still continues. It is really surprising the vast num ber o f people w ho have already been cured o f fits and nervousness. In order that everybody may have a chance to test the medicine, large trial bottles, valuable literature. History o f Epilepsy and testimonials, will be sent by mail absolutely free to all w ho w rite to the Dr. May Laboratory, 548 Pearl Street. New York City. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This w ondeful man has made a life study o f ths p roperties o f Roots, H erbs and Barks, and is g ivin g the world ths benefit o f his services. C y u lc a l. ‘ ‘Th e law, you know, presumes that every mnn is innocent unless he has been proved to be guilty.” “ Yes; I sometimes think the law hasn’ t any more sense than ths average ju ry .” I t ’s F r u ity F la v o r . “ Old boy, that oration of yours was a peach.” " I t wasn’ t so bad. I had— er— prunec it down till it was just about the right size.” H la J ALBERTA WHEAT LAND You Can Get Allen's Foot-Case PRf C. W rite A l i e n s . O lm sted Le R o y , N. Y . , f o r a rt t* sam ple o i A lle n ’s F oot-E ase. It cu res | •w esting, h ot sw o lle n , a c h in g feet. It ma k e s ] lew o r lig h t s h oes easy. A c e r ta in c u r e fo r ! *orns, b lo w in g n ails an d b u n ion s. A ll d ru g- | sell it. 2.r>c. D on ’ t accep t an y su b stitu te I N ot PORTLAND. ORE.' O n ly . ‘You uphold and defend the split in finitive, do you, doctor?” “ Most emphatically, sir.” “ Then why in thunder do you nevei use it you rself?” Boom JUST HIGH! -«E 33Z !E E B IE > CLCSSET ftDEVERS $15 P e r A c r e Teacher— W ho is the greatest inven tor ? Shaggy Haired Pupil— Pa t. Pending, I guess. I see his name on more inven tions than I do any other man’s. By KI LLER p l a c e d any* H here, attracts and I» 11 !■ nil flies N<at. «-lean, trim- mental, contea» lent, cheap, Fuats ull neimon. Mads of metal, cannol spill or tip over, will not soil or injure anything. , . Guaranteed effoo- tiro. O f all dealers or sent prepaid for 2o cerna. Shoe Salesman (to tall, bony custom e r ) — I ’ m afra id these shoes will pinch you a trifle, madam. I suggest that you try what we call our— h ’m our contracted No. 0 . Custom er— No, s i r ; I won ’t wear a Q. Have you an expanded No. 5 ? B eat i No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting G uarantees to cu re Catarrh. Asthm a. Lung, Stom ach and K idney troubles, and all Private D iseases o f M n and W om en. A SU H E CAN CER CURE J u s t received from Pekin, China—safe, sure and reliable. U n fa ilin g in its works. I f you cannot call, w rite fo r sym ptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps, CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. ^ 6 2 M i_ r ir s t SI», c j r . M orrison , P ortlan d, O f ^ K o la . A lg y— I f there is anything I detest, It io this so-called "joy riding.” Miss T a r t u n — I don’ t doubt it. I aaw you on horseback the other day, and you didn’ t look the least bit like a joy rider. P N U N o. 3 2 - 0 9 T I T H E N w riting; to ari vertí se rs pit f f m o n t hl » n t h i s p a p e r . BAKING POWDER aU A R i COMPLIES WITH ALL PURE FO OD LAWS OUNCES Ft Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter Always works rldht Full Line of Vehicles dor# all that ths high priced baking pow ders will do and d oei it better. It raises the dough and m akes light er, sweeter and bettei risen food s. Sold by g x o cers 2 5 c per poun d. 1J you w ill send us your nam e and address, we- will send you a book on health and baking pow der. N am e, EN G IN ES Il ▼ A BAKING POWDER “ Maria , is there a single good thing shout these great wide hats the women are we arin g?” ‘‘ Yes, John, there i s ; when two wom en meet they ca n ’t kiss each other now.” G A S O L IN E Implements < 0 In Use For Over 3 0 Years. NO F A I L U R E S v C osts YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES ‘ . ^UrACTURtD ONtfLj manf C h ic a g o KANä 23 Ounces for 2 3 Cents BEST AT ANY PRICE or your money beck