F APPLE PROFITS GREAT. Former Mail Carrier Extols Life of Up-to-Date Fruitraiser. Portland One of the most interest ing addresses delivered before Portland Apple Growers' association was given by I. A. Mason, a prominent Hood River orchard is t. The subject was "The Apple from Start to Finish." the speaker giving the large audience pres ' ent a clear, concise story of apple pro duction from the practical standpoint. Perhaps the most interesting part of Mr. Mason's address was that in which he gave exact figures on the proceeds from an Oregon apple orchard. In his Hood River orchard he has just two varieties, Newtown Pippin and Spitz enberg. In 1906 his receipts from the Spitzenbergs were $835 - an acre, and from the Newtowns $750 an acre. This was the only year, he said, in which the Spitzenbergs brought larger returns than the other variety. In 1907 the average returns were $250 an acre ; in 1908, $1,200 an acre, and in 1909, $500 an acre. This year his trees are 13 year old. "These figures are exact and not col ored in any way," said Mr. Mason. "It will be seen that my orchard has brought me in gross receipts of $700 an acre as an average for five years. All expense of maintenance amounted to about $200 an acre, leaving a net profit of $500 an acre. "This, of course, is paying 10 pr cent on a valuation of $5,000 an acre. It looks big, but it is nothing more than any young man who gets hold of a good piece of Oregon apple land can do. It can be done in the Willaimette val ley. If you willl only select the right land, plant the best varieties and give them proper attention. "You will notice that my orchard brought in only $500 an acre last year. This, I believe, was because the crop was bo heavy the year before. The ex traordinary cold snap of last winter also contributed to it. But I want to say right now that this year gives every indication of being one of the best that Hood River has ever experi enced. I believe confidently that my orchard will again bring in at least $1,200 an acre. "In raising apples it must be borne In mind that it takes time before the trees begin to pay. You will get a small crop in five years, and a better yield each subsequent year. But all that time you have been paying out with nothing coming in. It will take the crops of the seventh and eighth years to bring you out even. Then you are in clover. It's all velvet after that." . Mr. Mason advocated planting not more than three varieties in one orch ard, and said two are better, if the right two are selected. He also de clared that in Oregon' he does not con sider the slope of the ground as mak ing a great deal of difference, lust so the soil is of the right quality. Say Eugene-Coos Bay Road Assured Eugene F. B. Kidder, one of the promoters of the railroad from Eugene to Coos Bay. via sluslaw, has returned to this city from Minneapolis, where ha has been conferring with people who are backing him. He will be fol lowed in a few days by J. II. Thomas, a civil' engineer, who has built several lines in ' the Middle West, and John Balrd. another railroad man, who will be associated with Mr. Kidder in this enterprise. All have left good posi tions in Mineapolis to take up this new work, and will make Eugene their home with their families. They say that as soon as the survey and right of way are secured a Urge railroad corporation is ready and wil ling to build the road. A fund to complete this 'work is now being sub scribed and the promoters say it can be raised in a few days. These men have come here at the In stance of the Lane County Asset com pany, a body of local business men, who have worked hard on the proposi tion for the past year, and who now believe that their work has begun to how fruit To Establish Paper Mill. Hood River It is possible that Hood River will be the place selected for a paper mill. William Goodnough, who baa a farm in Hood River, and who is an experienced paper mill man, net with the board of directors of the Com mercial club recently and outlined his plans, and the matter was further tak en up at a mass meeting. Mr. Good nough believes that Hood River would afford an ideal site for a mill of this character. 10,000 Ranch In Union County. Elgin The Bloodsworth ranch four miles Northeast of Elgin, owned by J O. Fisher, wasjsold this week to Harry Hug for the sum of $10,000. The ranch contained 200 acres of farm land and 40 acres of timber land. Fisher came here last fall from Washington. He bought the place from John Bloods- worth, who hometteaded it in 1875. New Company at Halfway. Baker City Articles of incorpora- tlon have been filed for the Pine Mer- cantile company to do business at Halfway, Or., with a capital stock of $00,000. The company will also handle real estate. J. B. Wood, Isaac McMullen, J. R. Hunsacker and Frank Clark are incorporators. The Oregon Library commission will be glad to loan program material to teachers for Lincoln's and Washing ton's birthday. The only charge will be postage. Address Oregon Library commission, Salem. - START BIG PRUNE ORCHARD Syndicate Will Plant Big Tract Near Capital City. Salem One hundred and sixty-five acres of raw land have been purchased by a syndicate of Salem business men in the center of one of the best fruit districts in the vicinity of Salem, the Rosedale district, and it will be set out at once . with Italian prunes. The trees have been ordered for 50 acres of the purchase, and they will be planted at once. The land is located seven or eight miles south of Salem, and will be trav ersed by the Oregon Electric when that line is extended on to Albany. The purchase was made of Arthur Ed wards by Charles McNary, Dr. T. U Smith, Harry E. Albert and Frank Durbin, an attorney, a dentest, a banker and a bop grower and buyer. It is the first time that a group, of men have entered the prune business in so systematic a way in this vicinty. The whole tract is not to be set out at once. The best methods will be adopted and studied with a view to making money. Other improvements will be put on the tract, including a unique summer home, which may be occupied from time to time by one or more of the families of the men who are the proprietors of the model or chard. It will be a plantation for farmers and prune growers in Marion and Polk counties to emulate, and as an educational feature alone it will be a valuable asset to the prune growing in dustry in those counties. Weather Bureau- Discontinued. Baker City The weather bureau which has been maintained here since July 1, 1889, will be discontinued, for the present at least, according to in formation received by D. C. Grunow, the observer, from headquarters at Washington. All the instruments and records of the station were destroyed in the fire which wiped out the whole quarter block, and there is not any money available at present for the es tablishment of another bureau. Potato Rate Reduced. Salem An order has been issued re ducing the rates on potatoes and onions to the same general level as the grain rates on the Southern Pacific road, which is one of the few roads in the Northwest that has charged more for the transportation of potatoes and onions than for grain and mill feed, The railroad commission has decided that these charges of the Southern Pacific are unreasonable. New Car Shops at La Grande. La Grande The Oregon Railroad & Navigation company has unofficially announced that new shops are to be built here during the coming summer. The plans are all completed and draw- ings and details are ready for the be ginning of the work as soon as possible in the spring. - Tides Uncover Agates. Newport The recent high tides have uncovered here large areas of agate bearing gravel, and when the weather permits large crowds may be Been on the beaches searching for the agates, which have made Newport famous. PORTLAND MARKETS. Wheat Track prices Bluestem, $1.16; club, $1.06; red Russian, $1.04; valley, $1.06; 40 fold, $1.10. Barley Feed and brewing, $28.60 29 per ton. Corn Whole, $35; cracked, $36. Oats No. 1 white, $31.6032 ton Hay Track prices Timothy, Wil lamette valley, $18(Ti)20 per ton; East ern Oregon, S2122; alfalfa, $1718 clover, $16; grain hay, $160)17. Butter City creamery, extras, 87 39c per pound; fancy outside creamery, 8537c; store, 2022Xc Butter fat prices average 1 He per pound under regular butter prices. Eggs FreBh Oregon extras, 81 32c; Eastern, 17H22c. Pork Fancy, lie per pound. Poultry Hens, 16X(17c; springs, 16kiC($17e; ducks, 21(1222 )$c: geese, 12 14c; turkeys, live, 2225e; dress ed, 22X6e80c; squabs, $3 per dozen. Veal Extras, 1212Xc per pound. Fresh f ruits Apples, $13 per box; pears, $I1.B0; crn berries, $8 9 per barrel. Potatoes Carload buying prices Oregon. 70(i90c per sack ; aweet pota toes, ZiQ$2C per pound. Vegetables Artichokes, $11.25 per dozen; cabbage, $1.752 per hun dred; pumpkins, l4((le per pound squash, 2c; tomatoes, $1.6U($2.25 per box; turnips, $1.50 per sack; carrots, $1.25; beets, $1.60; parsnips, $1.60, Onions Oregon, $1.50 per sack. Hops 1909 crop, prime and choice, 20(.f.22Hc per pound; 1908a,' 17Xc 1907s, 11 Kc Wool Eastern Oregon, 1623c per pound; mohair, choice, 25c Cascara bark, 1 He per pound. Hides Dry, 18c18Xe per pound dry kip. 1818He; dry calfskin, 19( 21c; aalted hides, 1010Xc; salted calfskins, 15c; green, lc less. Cattle Best, steers, $5; fair to good, $4.60(i?4,75; strictly good cows. $3 764; fair to good cows, $3(0) 3.50; light calves, $56.60; heavy calve. $4($4.60; bulls, $3.603.75 tags, 13C14. Hogs Top, $9; fair to good, $8.60 8.75. Sheep Best wethers, $5.50; fair to good, $6f?5.60; good ewes, I.755 lambs, $66.60, ADJOURN IN DEADLOCK. Miners and Operators Unable to Reach Agreement. Toledo, O., Feb. 7. Unable to ef fect an organization because -of the deadlock on the admission of miners' delegates from Illinois, the joint wage conference of the bituminous coal oper ators and miners of Ohio, Indiana and Pennsylvania adjourned tonight sine die. No provision was made for another meeting. The adjournment , it is de clared, does not mean necessarily a suspension of work at the expiration of the present contract, April 1. . This would affect all bituminous dis tricts controlled by the United Mine workers, as they decreed at their In dianapolis convention that no district should sign a wage Bcale until the scales for all districts were negotiated. Both sides have declared, however, that they will not recede on the Illinois proposition. . Some plan may be worked out to get the miners and operators together again before April 1. It may be it call for another convention or the selection of a representative scale committee. - A meeting of the executive boards of the miners was called for tomorrow. The night session lasted only a short time. As no one had anything to say, the futility of continuing the session was xpressed by President Lewis. His suggestion for dividing the responsibil ity for adjournment was followed. A delegate from the miners moved to ad journ and one from the operators sec onded it. A call by states resulted in the only unanimous vote recorded in the meet ing. REICHSTAG HAS TREATY. Friendly Spirit to Govern Tariff Ad ministration. Berlin, Feb. 7. Chancellor von Betbmann-Hollweg today sent to the reichstag the following communica tion regarding the German-American tariff asgreement : 'The American government has de clared that .the livestock question is withdrawn wholly from the negotii tions, on the condition that the unlim ited enjoyment of Germany's eonven tional tariff be conceded to the United States. 'It further agrees that the advan tages of the American minimum tariff shall be extended unrestrictedly to Germany after March 81. 'That the customs administrative features of the existing tariff arrange ment shall remain in force. "That this extension of the mini mum tariff to Germany secures to her treatment in accordance with the most favored nation clause. 'That the American customs admin istrative regulation shall be applied to German'goods in a friendly and con ciliatory spirit 'That the present agreement re specting the labeling of wines shall remain in force; and 'That the customs administrative provisions respecting the marking of goods shall be applied in a friendly and conciliatory spirit" . Flood Cleanses Paris. Paris, Feb. 7. The fall of the river Seine was more rapid today. The ap pearance of the city is approaching the normal, but the subways system is still inoperative. Water remains in the tubes, which, after they have been emptied, must be cleaned and disinfect ed. The progress towud the restora tion of the lighting, telephone and tel egraph lines is slow. The work of dis infection and other precautions against an epidemic of typhoid has been so thorough that some of the newspapers predict that Paris will not only es cape contagion but will emerge from the flood cleaner than before. Xne superintendent oi sewers re ports that from the examinations which he has been able to make, few of the sewer mains burst, the ruptures occurring in the branch pipes leading Into buildings. Despite the attempts of some of the opposition papers to make it appear that dissensions prevail among the various relief organizations, investiga tion indicates that all are co-operating with zeal. Foreign contributions to the relief fund today reached a total of about $700,000. Watch Case Trust Sued. Cincinnati, Feb. 7. A suit for $375,000 damages has been filed in the District court here by the Dueber Watch Case company against the Key stone Watch Case company, of Phila delphia, and other concerns alleged to be member of an illegal combination within the meaning of the Sherman law. It is alleged that the defendants combined to restrain trade by issuing a circular forbidding dealers handling tneir goods to sell cases made by others Hena Working Overtime. Chicago, Feb. 7. One million eight hundred thousand strictly fresh, new laid eggs are arriving in Chicago ev ery day from Oklahoma, Kansas, Mis souri, Texas, Tennessee and Nebraska, They arrive injeases of 30 dozen each. 60,000 cases being received daily. So there is no immediate danger of egg xamuie nere. . me weather .is re sponsible. It has been so mild and favorable for the production of eggs in the South and Southwest for the last three weeka that hens are fairly work Ing overtime. To guard against disease germs in the dust masks have been adopted by the New York street cleaning depart ment for Ita sweepers. Xbe Redemption f)&vid forsot By CHARLE8 FREDERIC q683 Copyright. 1900. bx The Bowen-MerrUl Company. CHAPTER XVIII. (Continued.) ; His Interest and excitement culmi nated In an Incident for which the lis tener wu totally unprepared. The speaker who had been exhorting his audlenoe upon the testimony of pro phet and apostle now appealed v nis ewn personal experience. "Look at me!" he said, laying nio great hand on his broad chest 'I was once as hardened and desperate a man as any of you; but Ood saved mel Bee this book!" be added, holding up me old volume. "I will tell you a siory about it I found it In a log cabin away out in the frontier State of Ohio. Listen, and I will tell you now. i nau left a lumber camp with a company of frontiersmen one Sunday morning. to go to a new clearing which we were making In the wilderness, when I sud denly discovered that I had forgotten my axe. Swearing at my misfortune I returned to get It As I approached the cabin which I had left a few min utes before, I heard a human voice. I paused In surprise, crept quietly to the doo rand listened. . Some one was talking In almost the very language in which I have spoken to you. I was frightened and fled! Escaping into the depths of the forest, I lay down at the root of a great tree, and for the first time in my life I made a silence In my soul and listened to the voice of God. I know not how long I lay there; but at last when I recovered my consciousness I returned to the cabin. It was silent and empty! but en the floor I found this book." "Great heaven!" exclaimed a voloe. So rant had been the attention of the hearers that at this unexpeoted In terruption the women soreamed ana the men made a wide path for the fig ure that burst through them and rush ed toward the platform. The speaker paused and fixed his eye upon the man who Dressed eagerly towara mm. "Tell me whether a red line is drawn down the edge of a certain chapter! he cried. It la." replied the lumberman. 'Then let me take It!" exclaimed David, reaching out his trembling hands. "What fort" "Because It Is minet I am the man who proclaimed the holy faith, and. God forgive me, abandoned It even as you received It!" The astonished lumberman handed him the Bible, and he covered It with kisses and tears. In the meantime, the crowd, excited by the spectaoular ele ments of the drama, surged round the actors, and the preacher, reaching down, took David by the arm and raised him to the platform. "Be quiet, my friends," he said, with a gesture of command, "and when this prodigal has regained his composure we will ask him to tell us his story. Of what was transpiring around him David seemed to be entirely uncon sclous and at last the fickle crowd be came Impatient. "What's de matter wld youT" said a sarcastio voice. Speak out! Don't snuffle," exclaim1' ed another. "Tip us your tale," cried a fourth. "Go on. Go on. We're waiting,' called many more. These Impatient cries at last arous ed David from his waking dream, -he drew his hand over his eyes, and be gan his story. For a time the strange narrative produced a profound impres slon. Heads drooped as If in medi tation upon the mystery and meaning ef life; significant glances -were ex changed; tears trembled In many eyes; these torpid natures received a shock which for a moment awakened them to a new Ufa. But it was only for a moment They were Incapable of the sustained effort of thought' of ambition, or of will. Im presslons made upon their souls were like those made on the soft folds of a garment by the passing touch of hand. To their besotted perceptions this scene was like a play In a Bowery theater, and now that the dramatic de nouement had come, they lost their In terest and sauntered away singly or In little groups. In a few momenta there were only three figures left In the light of the flaming torch. They were those ef the lumberman, David, and Mantel, who now drew near, took his friend by the hand and pressed it with a gentle sympamy.. "Where did you come from?" asked David, In surprise, as he for the first time recognised his companion. . 1 have followed you all the even ing," Mantel replied. "Then you have heard the story of this bookr "I have, and I could not have belter- ed It without hearing." "Can you spare us a little of your UmeT said David, turning to the lum berman. "I ewe you an the time you wish and all the service I can render," he replied. Tou have more than paid your debt by what you have done for me to night but who are your . 1 am only another voice erylng In the wilderness." - "How do you support yourself?" aaked Mantel, te whom such a man was a phenomenon. "We do not any of us support our selves so much as we are supported,' he replied. "And this life of toll and self -dental had Ita origin In those .words I spoke In the empty lumber oampT" aaked David, Incredulously. "It Is not a life of self-denial, but that was Its beginning." . 'It Is a mystery. I lost my faith nd you found It and now perhaps are going to give It back again! A.U Rlehu Kcaerrca The lumberman turned his search ing eyes kindly -on Mantel's faoe and said, "And 'how is it with thee, my friend; hast thou the peaoe of God?" The directness of the question star tled the gambler. "I have no peace of any kind; my heart la full of storms and my life Is a ruin," he answered, sadly. "- Did thee never notice," said the lumberman, gently, "how nature loves to reclaim a ruin " "I shall never be reclaimed. I have gone too far. I have often tried to find the true way of life, and prayed for a single glimpse of light! Have you ever heard how Zeyd used to spend hours leaning against the . wall of the Kaaba and praying, 'Lord, If I knew In what manner thou wouldst have me adore thee, I would obey thee; but I do not! Oh! give me light! I have prayed that prayer with all that agony, but to me, the uni verse is dark as hell!'.' There. Is light enough! It is eyes we need!" said the evangelist "Light! Who has it? Many think they have, but It is merefanoy. They mistake the shining of rotten wood for fire!" And sometimes men have walked In the light without seeing It as fish swim In the sea arid birds flying In the air, might say, "Where Is the sear "Where is the alrr" "But what comfort Is It If there Is light and I cannot see It? There might as well be no light at all!" "The bird never knows it has wings until It tries them! We see, not by looking for our eyes, but by looking out of them. We say of a little child that It has to 'find its legs.' Some men have to find their eyes." It is an art, then, to see? Can you Impart that capacity and teach that art?" 'No, It must be acquired by each man for himself. We . can only tell others we see.' We see by faith." "And what is faith?" , "It Is a power of the soul as much higher than reason as reason Is high er than sense." 'Some men may possess such pow er, but I do not" "You at least have an Imagination, "Yes." "Well, faith Ms but the Imagination spiritualized." Mantel regarded the man who spoke In these terse and pregnant sentences with astonishment "This," said he. "is not the same language In which you addressed the people in the Bat tery. This Is the language of a phi losopher! Do all lumbermen in the west speak thus?" The evangeliBt legan to reply, but was Interrupted by David, who now burst out in a sudden exclamation of Joy and gratitude. He had been too busy with reflections and memories to participate actively In the conversa tlon, for this startling Incident had disclosed to him the whole slow and hidden movement of the providence of his life towards this climax and op portunlty. He was profoundly moved by a clear conviction that a divine hand must have planned and superin tended this whole web of events, and had Intentionally led him from con templating the tragic Issue of his sin ful deeds and desires, to this vision of the good he had done In the better moments of his life. ' With that Instantaneous movement In which his disordered conceptions of life Invariably re-formed themselves, the chaotic events of the past shifted themselves Into a purposeful and com prehensible series, and revealed be yond peradventure -the hand of God. And as this conclusion burst upon htm, he broke into the conversation of Mantel and the lumberman with the warmest exclamations of gratitude and happiness. They talked a long time In the quiet night asking and answering questions. The two friends besought the even gellst to accompany them to . their rooms, but he said: "I have given you my message and must pass on. My work is to bear testimony. I sow the seed and leave Its cultivation and the harvest to oth era." "CHAPTER XIX Too busy with their own thoughts to talk on the way home, on entering their rooms Mantel threw himself Into a chair, while David nervously began to gather nis clothes together and crowd them hastily Into a satchel. "What's up?" asked Mantel. Tm off In the morning. I am going to nna pepeeta. "Do you really expect to succeed?" "Expect tot I am determined!. am going to And Pepeeta, take her back to that quiet valley where I lived, and get myself readjusted to life. need time for refleotlon, and so do you. What do you say? Will you join me? I cannot bear to leave youf You have been a friend, and I love you!" "Thanks, Corson, thanks. Tou nave come nearer to stirring this dead heart of mine than any one since well, no matter, l reciprocate your feeling. shall have a hard time of it after you have gone." "Then Join me." "It U Impossible." . "But why? This Ufa will destroy you sooner or later." . "Oh thafs been done already." "Think of your mother." "Mantel, you are carrying this too far. A man is something more than the mere chemical product of his an cestor's blood and brains I Every one has a new and original endowment of his own. He must live and act for himself." "I cannot bear to leave you, Man tel. Join me. Such feelings as these whldb stir us so .deeply to-night do net come too often. It must be dan gerous to resist them. I suppose there are slight protests and aspirations In the soul all the time, - but these to night are like the flood .of the tide." "Yes," said Mantel; "the Nile flows through Egypt every day, but flows over It only once a year." And this is the time to sow the seed, Isn't it?" So they say. But you must re member that you feel this more deep- -ly that I do, Davy. I am moved. - I have a desire to do better, but It Isn't large enough. It is like a slx-inoh stream trying to turn a seven-foot wheel." "Don't make light of It Mantell" "I don't mean to, but you must not overestimate the Impressions made on me. I am not so good as. you think." "I wish you had the courage te be as good as you are." ..'-' "But there is no use trying to be what I am not If I should start off with you, I should never be able to follow you. My old self would get the victory. In the long run, a man will be himself. "Nature Is often hidden, sometimes overcome seldom extin guished.' " . "What a mood you are in, Mantelt It makes me shiver to hear you talk so. Here I am, full of hope and pur pose; my heart on- Are; believing In . life; confident of the outoome; and you, a better man by nature than I am, sitting here, cold as a block of Ice, and the victim of despalrt I ought to be able to do something! " Sweet as life is to me to-night I feel that X could lay It down to save you." Dear fellow 1" said Mantel, grasping his hands and choking with emotion Tou don t know how that moves mel It can't seem half so strange to yon as It does to me; but I must be true to myself. If I told you I would take this step I should not be honest Not Not to-night! Sometimes, perhaps. I haven't much faith in life, but I swear I don't believe, bad man as I am, that anybody can ever go clear to the bot- torn, without being rescued by a love like that! I'll never forget It Davyt never! It will save me sometime; but you must not talk any more, you are tired out Go to. bed, friend, brother, the only one I ever really had and loved. You will need your sleep. Leave me alone, and I will sit the night out and chew the titter cud." It was not until Daybreak that Da vid ceased his supplications and lay down to snatch a moment's rest When he awoke, he sprang up suddenly and saw Mantel still sitting before the open window where he left him, pon dering the great problem. They part ed, one to break through the meshea and escape, and the other I In Australia, when drought drives the rabbits southward, the ranchmen. terrified at their approach, have only to erect a woven wire fence on the north side of their farms to be per fectly safe, for the poor things He down against It and die In drove too stupid to go round, climb . over, or dig underl It is a comfort to see one of them now and then who has determined to find the green fields on the southward side no matter what it costsl . Weak and bad as he had been, Da vid at least took the first path which he saw leading up to the light '-j (To be continued.) , . In Chlcasro'a Paolcertee. , v, -Kate Barnard describes In the Sur vey her experience in a Chicago pack ing house and draws a humanitarian lesson from what she saw. 1 watched a hog sticker in a neck ing house stick 800 hogs an hour, tea hours a day. All day long the glitter ing dagger rose and fell, and each time a hog died and the rich red blood flowed and splashed over the man's arms and hands. He looked up at me and smiled this human brother of mine and even as lie smiled the glit tering dagger unerringly hit the Jugu lar rem. Two years later he went mad but his hand never ceased Ita auLuiuauc icuon, even wnen me light of his brain went out, and he felled five men before they could wrench from him the terrible dagger dag ger no more cold or nnfeeling than those who crushed his life. What an indictment against those who would fasten on their brothers the long work day. SunBhlne and human fellowship daily would have saved this man. But we returned him to his maker, a ma niac we coined his brain into gold. It was such arguments as these which secured our laws to prevent disease." No Eacape Via Temperament. "Mabel Is getting nast the marrlare. able age, isn't she?" "Yes, and it's too bad she hasn't any talents." "Whyr ; ,. " "She won't be able to . tell her friends that temperament prompts her to give up matrimony and devote her self to art" St Louts Star. . Modern Komanoe. "Doll heart, tell me something," murmured the swain. "What Is it?" Inquired the lady. : "Do you really love me?" "Do I really love youT Ain't I giv ing np alimony tor you?" Louisville) Courier-Journal. - - i Tkee. He Went. - "I think I must be going," remark ed the young man for the tenth time. "Ton do not appear to be going," declared the young lady, after In specting him carefully. "Ton seem to be perfectly stationary." Louisville Courier-Journal. Hie Better Halt. "I'm Introducing a brand new inven tion a combined talking machine, car pet sweeper and letter opener," said the agent, stepping briskly Into an of fice. ... "Got one already,'' answered the pro prietor. "I'm married." Bohemian. If a boy la brought np to suit his father, he la too old to ery after ho is tlx, but if he la Mother's Darling, he Mubbera when he la r'1rrn