v- (BMIl'a?."rti'?t-'-, OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST LUMBER CUT HEAVY. New Mill at Tillamook Turns Out 50,000 Feet Per Day. Tillamook The Tillamook Lumber Manufacturing company's new sawmill in this city is turning out 50,000 feet of lumber daily most of which is being used for building purposes in and around Tillamook City. The company was organized by George B. Lamb, Carl Haberlach, H. T. Botts and Fred C. Baker, and the sawmill has an ideal location, being at the head of naviga tion and right in the heart of Tillamook county and city. It took over $40,000 for its site, buildings and machinery. The mill has two large high-pressure boilers, two engines, large circular sawmill and a pony mill, with planers, box machinery and dry kiln and em ploys about 30 men. It is entirely lo cal capital at the back of the new en terprise. Several shipments of spruce have been sent to Portland on the steamer Argo, which docks at the company's warehouse in Hoquarton slough. This is bb far as steamers can go inland in Tillamook county, which is at the bridge on the road going north. The company has obtained the rights to boom logs on the eaat side of the bridge in Hoquarton slough, where several million feet of logs can be stored. A cut was made from the slough to the end of the log slip, the government dredge being used for that purpose. The Pacific Railway & Navigation com pany will run a spur from the depot along the waterfront of Tillamook City, the track running on the north side of the sawmill and through the company's lumber yard. This will give the Tilla mook Lumber company railroad and shipping facilities on its own prop erty; The new sawmill has given the city a steady monthly payroll of about $2000, and as soon as the local demand for lumber diminishes it will be in the market for export lumber. Will Visit Hood River. Hood River Several hundred of the most prominent residents of the agri cultural colleges and experiment sta- tions of the United States, accompanied by their wives, will visit Hood River valley, August 21. The party will leave Portland by special train and will be met at Hood River with automobiles and carriages and be given a drive over the valley to witness the splendor of Hood River's orchards. It is planned to serve the guests with a genuine Hood River luncheon, in which the famous Gravensteins will form a prom inent part on the menu. The distin guished visitors will be guests of the Commerical club while in the Apple city. Governor Names Delegates. Salem Delegates to the first Na tional Conservation congress to be held at the auditorium of the Alaska-Yukon' Pacific exposition, Seattle, August 26, 27 and 28 have been appointed by Gov ernor Benson as follows : J. N. Teal, chairman Oregon Conservation com mission, Portland; Edward H. McAl lister, dean of the School of Engineer ing, University of Oregon, Eugene; George M. . Cornwall, editor Pacific Timberman, Portland; W. K. Newell, member state board of horticulture, Gaston; and E. W. Wright, editorial writer, Portland. Big Deal In Fruit Land. Hood River A large land deal has just been consummated here by the purchase by J. E. Robertson, Alex S, Keed and J. M. Culbertson, local cap italists, of 800 acres of unimproved fruit land from the Stanley-Smith Lumber company. The tract, which is considered one of the best in the val ley, is situated six miles west of the city, and sold for $67 an acre. It is the intention of the purchasers to cut it up in small tracts. A large spring, which has been mentioned as possible lor a water supply for the city, is sit uated on the land. Big Umatilla Land Sale. Athena As a further evidence of the producing qualities of Umatilla land, Joseph Key has just paid $18,000 for 160 acres of wheat land, with or dinary improvements. The land was owned by Donald McKlnnon and is about three miles from Athena. Mr. McKinnon, a pioneer rancher, and fam ily will move to Alberta some time this fall to join his children, who moved there some time ago. John McKinnon, bis son, sold a ranch of 160 acres last year to Joseph Shreod for $105 per acre. Eugene Gives More Money. Eugene The third day of the active canvass for funds for the railway from Eugene to the Pacific coast resulted in a total of $3000. The work of the three days has amounted to $12,000 and the committees are gratified wtih the progress that has been made. Those in charge do not doubt that the $150,000 required will be raised. The plan to build to the coast and then con nect with Cooi bay by a coast line is receiving good support here. Barber Shops Cleaner. Salem The state board of barber examiners has submitted its annual re port to the governor. The report shows total receipts from January 1, 1909, to June SO, 1909, of $1,100.25; cash on hand June 80, $838.43. The report states that throughout the state the law is being better observed and all barber shops are being conducted un der better sanitary conditions than ever before. PREPARE FOR ROAD. Newly Organized Farmers Line Se cures Right of Way. Pendleton To negotiate with set tlers on irrigated land snear HermiBton, A. A. Cole, secretary of the newly or ganized farmers trolley line, is in the west end of Umatilla county working along the line of survey, making pre liminary arrangements for right of way. Settlers have indicated a willingness to assist the railroad by donating right of way and subscribing for capital stock if needed, but as the work has been only preliminary no deeds have been taken. Mr. Cole will determine on this trip something of the cost of land from Pendleton to Holdman, and especially of terminal ground at Uma tilla. The line is surveyed across the Umatilla irrigation project, with a de pot site not far from the big reservoir, and on into the rich farming country near Holdman. The plans now are to use steam on the line until an immense power plant can be constructed on the Umatilla river. C. A. Hill, of Holdman, is pres ident of the new company, and A. A. Cole, of Pendleton, is secretary. IRRIGATION PROGRESSES. Big Tract Being Placed Under Water In Rogue River Valley. Grants Pass Construction of the gravity canal and high line irrigation ditches which are to bring water from Rogue river to the arid lands in and around Grants Pass ia progressing rapidly. The most difficult portion of the gravity canal, that near the power dam, was attacked with two powerful hydraulic giants. By this method the cemented ground and huge boulders were easily removed. The gravity canal is 12 feet wide at the bottom, 18 feet at the top and 5 feet deep. Two high line ditches have been con structed, one on each side of the river, These will irrigate all of Grants Pass and much of the country adjacent to this city. The south bank ditch will reach and cover the orchards and farms of the Fruitdale district. Money for the undertaking was entirely sup- lied from Grants Pass. Sand Island Is Gold Mine. The Dalles Two notices of location of mining claims have been filed with County Clerk Angle. The claims are located on an island 'near the mouth of the Deschutes river. Hugh Ritchie files on 20 acres in the name of the Red Wing Placer Mining claim, and Emma b. Ward files on 10 acres in the name of the Columbia placer claim. The island contains 60 acres during low water. Mr. Ritchie asserts that his claim aBsays 50 cents gold to the yard Elmira Will Aid Road. Eugene The citizens of Eugene who went to Elmira in the interest of the Eugene & Western railway were well received by the people of that lo- cality, and several thousand dollars in money was promised the promoters of the road if it should go through or near Elmira. Labor and Buppiles were also promised by citizens who are anx ious to secure the road. PORTLAND MARKETS. Wheat Blueatem, 96(ffi97c; club, 91 (i92c; red Russian, 80(U90c; valley, !; 40-roid, yzotvvc. Barley Feed, $26; brewing, $27 per ton. Oats $2828.50 per ton. Hay Timothy, Willamette valley, $12ffi16 per ton; Eastern Oregon, $17 (iiH8; mixed, $15.50(fl6 50; alfalfa. $13.50; clover, $llQj)13; cheat, $13 14.00. Grain Bags 5c each. r runs Apples, new, $i(?2.25 per box; pears, $lft1.75; peaches, 60c $1 per crate; cantaloupes, $22.50 plums, 35c$l per box; watermelons, l4&iltfc per pound; blackberries, $1.50 per crate. Potatoes 76cf(i$l per sack; sweet potatoes, 4(f4c per pound. Onions $1.25(1. 50 per sack. Vegetables Beans, 4ftf!5c per pound ; cabbage, l(ii)ljc; cauliflower, 60c $1.25 per dozen; celery, 75(ol85c; cu cumbers, 15(it'25c; onions, 12)(fi15e; peas, 7c per pound; radishes, 16c per dozen; tomatoes, 75c$1.60perbox. Butter City creamery, extras, 81, Sic; fancy outside creamery, 27 Ji,( SOc per pound; store, 2122c. But ter fat prices average lc per pound under regular butter prices. Eggs Oregon ranch, candled, 26X ft27tc per dozen. Poultry Hens, 15c; springs, 16c; roosters, g&TlOc; ducks, young, 12X fit 13 He; geese, young, 9(U0c; tur keys, 20c; squabs, $1.75(d2 per dozen. . Pork Fancy, ll$llc per pound. Veal Extras, 9sC?10c per pound; ordinary, 7(f8c; heavy, 7c. Hops 1909 contracts, 21$22c per pound; 1908 crop, 16c; 1907 crop, 12c; 1906 crop, 8c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 16(i23c per pound; valley, 23fij25c; mohair, choice, 246(250. Cattle Steers, top, $4.68; fair to good, $44.25; common, $3.764; cows, top, $3.50; fair to good. $3(l S.25; common to medium, $2.50(i 2.75; calves, top, $55.60; heavy, $3.60(3:4; bulls and stags, 2.75( 8.75. Sheep Top wethers, $4.25; fair to good, $3.60(a3.75; ewes. &c less on all grades; yearlings, best. $4; fair to good, $3.50(T3.75; spring lambs, $5.25 (5.50. Hogs Best, $3.75; fair to good, $8(f8.50; stackers, $6(37; China fats, $6.757. BRiTAIN LOSES GRIP. Will Accept American Domination to Save Empire. Chautauqua, N. Y., Aug. 16. The British empire in momentary danger of destruction at the hands of Germany, and ready, merely for the asking, to accept the dominance of the United States and see the empire's real seat of authority transferred to Washington, is, according to Colonel S. S. McClure, editor of McClure's Magazine, the sit uation which is now confronting the country's statesmen. Colonel McClure called the parting of America from England in 1776 a disastrous mistake, and read a state ment from Lord Roseberry in which that statesman predicts that, if Eng land and America had not separated at the time of the Revolution, the seat of the great British empire would have already been transferred from the Brit ish Isles to what is now the United States and those islands would have simply been the sacred historic shrine of the great world-empire of the Eng lish-speaking people. 'The United States should secure the dominance of the British empire," continued Mr. McClure, "for the ask ing. The present situation of England and Germany is that of two farmers living side by side, one of whom is a first rate prizefighter, has trained his people to be prizefighters and says to his neighbor, who has been peaceably engaged in cultivating his estate: 'I want some of your property and I'm going to have it.' The possible de struction of the British empire, which this means, is the most terrible prob- lem before us today." ROBBERY AS TRADE. Santa Clara Gang Proposed to Loot Many Banks. Santa Clara Cal., Aug. 16. Still concerning their identity, but talking freely of the daring $7,000 robbery in which they were the principal actors Friday, the two boys captured at Sun nyvale by Sheriff Langford were brought here for arraignment on a charge of robbery. To Sheriff Langford, who captured them, the young men made a startling confession. Joe Willetts, who appears to be leader of the gang, said he and his companion had planned a series of bank robberies that would have created a reign of terror in financial circles, So far had their plans matured, that on Thursday, with a hired : automobile awaiting their return, they entered the First National bank, in the heart of Oakland, and calmly weighed the chance of making their escape with a fortune. "This Santa Clara robbery was only an experiment," said the youthful rob ber, after making this revelation. "We intended, if it was successful, to go after a bigger and richer institution next time and to clean up big money before we were through. "We purchased a machine in Oak land and had it remain just around the corner, as we did in Friday's job. Carr and I went to the First National bank about 12 o'clock " and looked the place over. We were well armed, and if there had not been so many clerks and so many people passing outside, we would have held up the cashiers and tellers and tried to escape with all money in sight." the TWO TRAINS CRASH. Over 40 Hurt in Wreck on Denver & Rio Grande Road. Colorado Springs. Ten persons are dead and others expected to die, be tween 40 and 50 are injured, three en gines are in the ditch, two baggage cars, including the contents, are smashed, and several passenger coach es are badly damaged as the result of a headon collision between east bound passenger No. 8 and weBt bound pas senger No. 1 on the Denver & Rio Grande railroad, near Husted, 13 miles north of thiB city at 10 :25 Saturday morning. The wreck was due either to a misunderstanding of orders by the driver of the first engine of the north bound train, or to his having mistaken a switch engine standing on the siding at HuBted for the train he was to pass at that point and which he later crashed into. New Antidote for Poison. Seattle, Aug. 16. Electricity has come to the bat as an antidote for laud anum poisoning. William McGregor, a Scotch seaman, was picked up uncon scious in the street last night At the City hospital it was found that he was suffering from laudanum poisoning, but black coffee and drugs forced into his stomach failed to revive the pa tient. Finally the X-ray was 'suggested, and 2,000 volts were shot into Mc Gregor's body. In an instant Mc Gregor came to his senses and jumped from his bed. Smallpox in Chile. Santiago, Chile, Aug. 16. There are 348 smallpox patients in the laza retto. The authorities have dictated severe measures to avoid carrying in fected persons in public coaches, and have also prohibited the exposure of smallpox corpses in churches for fune ral services and their accompaniment to the crematories. The land inspec tion board has discovered an illegal disposition of lands to a Japanese col ony and has forbidden the sale. v Earthquake In Japan. Tokio, Aug. 16. A disastrous earth quake shook the Japanese provinces of Nagoa Saturday and it is feared the list of casualties will be heavy. In the province of Omi, 400 bouses were rat ed. No particulars regarding the num ber killed are available, as all commu nication has been cut off. The Main Chance BY Meredith Nicholson copykiqht 1903 The Bobbs-Mkkkill Compart CHAPTER XII. (Continued.) You beat me ! You haven't the slight est idea who the other shareholders are; the company Is thoroughly rotten in all its post history, and here you go plung ing into it up to your eyes. And they say you're the most conservative banker on the river." "I guess you don't have to get me out of many scrapes," said Porter. "When's the annual meeting?" asked Kenton. "It's day after to-morrow a close call hut I'll make it all right." "Mr. Porter, I want you to remember that I haven't given you any advice at all in this matter. It's an extra hazard ous thing that you're doing. Now, I don't know anything definitely about it, but I've got the Impression that Margrave's paralleling your lines in this business. "Where'd you get that?" "It's this way," said Fenton, in his quietest tones. "A Baltimore lawyer that I know wrote me a letter asking me about Margrave's responsibility. It seems that my friend has a client who owns some of these shares. A good deal of that stock went to Baltimore and Phi'a d el uli I a. you may remember. 1 assume that Margrave is after it." "Wire your friend right away not to sell !" shouted Porter, pounding the table with his fist. "I did that this morning, and here's his answer. I got It just before you came in. Margrave evidently got anxious and wired them to send certificates with draft through the Drovers' National. They're probably on the way now.'.' He passed tha telegram across to Porter, who put on his ilasses and read it. "Now," continued Fenton, "I don't know iust what this means, but it looks to me as if Margrave was hot on the track of the trolley company himself ; and Tim Margrave isn't a particularly pleas ant fellow to go into business with, is he?" "But the bondholders would still have their chance, wouldn't they, even If he got a malorltv of the stock?" "Well, you haven't any bonds, have you? First thing I know you'll be telling me that you've got a lew oarreis oi them." he added, jokingly. He could not hsln lnuchinff at Porter. "My dear boy, I've got every oiamea hnnd !" Fenton sat eazing at him In stupefied wonder. He walked around the taoie ana put his hand on Porter's shoulder. He was trying to keep trom laugning, hkb b parent who is about to rebuke a child and vet laiiEhs at the cause or us or fense. Porter evidently thought that he had done an extremely bright thing. "As I understand you, you have bought all of the bonds and half of the stock. "About half. I'm a little just a little short." "Will you kindly tell me what you wanted with the stock if you had the bonds?" "Well, I figured It this way, that the franchise was worth the price I had to pay for the whole thing, and If I had the stock control I'd save the fuss of foreclos ing. You lawyers always make a lot of rumpus about those things, and a receiv ershiD would prejudice the Eastern mar ket when I come to reorganize and sell out." Fenton lay back In his chair and laughed, while Torter looked at him a lit tle defiantly, with his hat tipped over his eyes. "You'd better finish your job and maki sure of your majority," said Fenton.x His rage was rising now and he did not urge rorter to remain when the banker got uo to do. He was not at all anxious to defend a franchise which the local courts, always sensitive to public sentiment, might set aside. "I'll, see you in the morning first thing," said Porter at the door, which Fenton opened for him. "I want you to go to the meeting with me and we'll need a day to get ready. The lawyer watched his client walk toward the elevator. It occurred to him that Porter's step was losing its elastic ity. While the banker waited for the ele vator he leaned wearily against the wire screen of the shaft. Feuton then sat down with a copy of the charter of the Clarkson Traction Company, before him, and spent the re mainder of the day studying it. He had troubled much over Porter's secretive ways, and had labored to shatter the dan. gerous conceit which had gradually grown up In his client. Porter had, in fact, a contempt for lawyers, though he leaned on Fenton more than be would admit, Fenton, on the other hand, was constant ly fearful lest hla client should undo him self by his secretive methods. He had difficulty in getting all the facts out of him even when they were Imperatively re- ouired. The next morning Fenton was at his office early and sent his boy at once to ask Mr. Porter to come up. The boy re ported that Mr. Porter had not been at the bank. Fenton went down himself at 10 o'clock and found the president's desk closed. "Where's' the boss?" he demanded. "Won't be down this morning," said Wheaton. "Miss Porter telephoned that be wasn't feeling well, but he expected to be down after luncheon." CHAPTER XIII. Porter's illness was proclaimed In the first editions of the afternoon papers, which Wheaton saw at his desk. News gains force by publication, and when he read the printed statement that tha presl dent of the Clarkson National Bank was confined to his house by Illness, he Celt that Porter must really be very sick ; and bs naturally turned the fact over in his mind to see how this might affect him. The directors came in and sat about -with their hats on, and Wlngate, the starch manufacturer, who had seen Porter's doc tor, pronounced the president a very sick man and suggested that Thompson, the invalid vice president, ought to be noti fied. The others acquiesced, and they pre pared a telegram to Thompson at Phoe nix, suggesting his immediate return, if possible. Fenton spent the afternoon In court. He Intended to call at the Porters' on his way home, and stopped at the bank before going to his office, thinking that the banker might be there ; bat the presi dent's desk was closed. "How sick is Mr. Porter?" he asked Wheaton. He's "pretty sick," said . Wheaton. "It's typhoid fever. I spoke to Miss Por ter over the telephone a few minutes ago, and she did not seem to be alarmed about ber father. He's very strong, you know." But Fenton was not listening. "See here, Wheaton," he said, suddenly,' "do you know anything about Porter's private affairs?" Not very much,' said Wheaton, guard edly. "I guess you don't and I guess nobody does, worse luck 1 You know how mor bidly secretive he Is, and how he shies off from publicity I suppose you do," he went on a little grimly. He did not like Wheaton particularly. "Well, he has some Traction stock the annual meeting is held to-morrow and he's got to be rep resented." He never told me of It, said Whea ton, truthfully. "His shares are probably in his inside pocket, or hid under the bed at home ; but we've got to get them If he has any, and get them quick. If he has his wits he'll probably try and send word to me. I suppose 1 couldn't see him If I went up." Miss Porter telephoned me to come on some business matter, she said, and no doubt that's what it Is." "Then I won't go just now, but I'll see you here as soon as you get down town I'll be at my office right after dinner.' He Daused. deliberating. Fenton was a careful man. who rose to emergencies. I'll come directly back here, said Wheaton. "No doubt the papers you want are In one of Mr. Porter's private boxes." "Can you get Into' it to-night?" "Yes; it's In the vault where we keep the account books, and there's no time lock." Late in the afternoon Wheaton had been unusually busy with routine wor-i and the directors had taken an hour of his time. He had turned away from Fenton to answer a message from Mar grave, then he went toward the Trans continental office with a feeling of fore boding. As he crossed the threshold of the private office, the sight of Margrave's fat bulk squeezed into a chair that was too small for him, impressed him un pleasantly ; he had come with mixed feel Ings, not knowing whether his friendly relations with the railroader were to be further emphasized, or whether Margrave was about to make some demand of him His doubts were quickly dispelled by Margrave, who turned around fiercely as the door closed. "Sit down, Wheaton,' he said. He was breathing in the difficult choked manner of fat men in their rage. "Now, I want yon to tell me something; I want you to answer up fair and square. I've got to come right down to brass tacks with yon and 1 want you to tell me the truth. How much Traction has Billy Porter got?' "I don't know what right you've got to ask me such a question," Wheaton an swered, coldly. "No right no right !" Margrave" pant ed. "You miserable fool, what do you know or mean by right or wrong either? I can take my medicine as well as the next man, but when a friend does me up, then I throw up my hands. Why did you tell me you knew what Porter was doing, and lead me to think "Mr. Margrave," said Wheaton, "I didn't come here to be abused by yon. If I've done you any injury, I'm not aware of It." "I guess that's right." said Margrave, ironically. "What I want to know is what you let me think Porter wasn't tak ing hold of Traction for? You knew I was going into it. I told you that with the fool idea that you were a friend of mine. You told me the old man had stopped buying ' "And when I dll I betrayed a confi dence," said Wheaton. "I had no busi ness tell you anything of the kind." "When you told me that," Margrave went on in bitter derision, shaking his finger in Wheaton's face "when you told me that you told me a lie, that's what you did, Jim Wheaton." "You can't talk to me that way," said Wheaton. "When I told you that, I be lieved it," and he added, with a second's hesitation, "I still believe it." "Don't lie any more to me aliout It can take my medicine as well as the next man, but" swaying his big head back and forth on his fat shoulders "when a man plays a trick on Tim Margrave, I want him to know when Margrave finds it out. I never thought it of you. Jim, I've always treated you as white as I knew how; I've been glad to see you In my house " "I don't know what you're driving at. but I want you to stop abu-iinc me. said Wheaton, with more vigor of tone than he had yet manifested. "I never said a word to you about Mr. Porter in connection with Traction that I didn't think true. The only mistake I made was in saying anything to yon at all ; bat I thought you were a friend of mine. If anybody s been deceived, I'm the one. "Let me ask you something. Haven't yon known all these weeks when I've been seeing you every few days at the club, and at my house several times" he dwelt on the second clause as if the breach of hospitality on Wheaton's part had been the grievous offense "haven't you known that the old man was chasing over the country In his carpet slippers baying all that stock he could lay his bands on r un my sacred honor, I have not When we talked of It I knew he had been buying some, bat I thought he'd stopped. as J let you understand. I'm sorry If yon were misled by anything I said." "Well, that's all over now," said Mar- grace, In a conciliatory tone. "I've been relying eo your Information ; in fact, I've h4 It In Bind to make you treasurer of the company when we get reorganized. That ought to show you what a lot of confidence I've been putting in you all this time that you've been watching me run into the soup clear up to my chin." "I'm honestly sorry" began Wheaton, I had no idea you were depending on me. xou ought to have Known tnat l couldn't betray Mr. Porter." You ought to be sorry, said Mar grave, dolefully. "But, look here, Jim, I don't believe you re going to do me up on this." "I'm not going to do anybody up; but I don't see what I can do to help you." 'Well, I do. You gave me to under stand that you were buying this stuff yourself. You still got what you had? Now, how many shares have you, Jim?" 'Just what I bought in the beginning; one hundred shares." Margrave took a pad from his desk and added one hundred to a short column of figures. He made the footing and regard ed the total with careless interest before looking up. 'How much do you want for that, Jim?" "To tell the truth, Mr. Margrave, I don't know that I want to sell it." "Now, Jim, you aiu't going to hold me up on this? You've got me Into a pretty mess, and I hope you're not going to keep on pushing me in." 'What I have wouldu't do yqu any good." "But It might do me some harm I Now, you don't want these shares, Jim. You're entitled to a profit, and I'll pay you a fair price." 'I can't do anything to hurt Mr. Sor ter," said Wheaton. He remembered Just how the drawing-room at the Porters' looked, and the kindness and frankness of Evelyn Porter's eyes. 'Yes. but you ve got a duty to me. You can bet your life that if it hadn't been for you, I'd never have been In this pickle. Come along now, Jim, I've got a lot of our railroad people to go In on this. They depend absolutely on my judgment. I'm a ruined man If I fail to show up at the meeting to-morrow . with a majority of these shares. It won't make any difference to Billy Porter whether he wins out or not. He's got plenty of irons In the fire. I don't know as a matter of fact that I need these shares ; but I want to be on the safe side. How much shall I make the check for. Jim?" "You can't make it for anything, Mr. Margrave, and 1 want to say that I'm very much disappointed in the way you've tried to get it from me. 1 can t Imagine that thme few shares of stock I liold can be of real importance in deciding tha control of this company. I don't say I won't give you these shares, but I can t do It now." Margrave's face grew red and purple as Wheaton walked toward the door. "Maybe you think you can wring more out of Porter than you can out of me. But I'll take this out of you and out of him, too, If I go broke doing It." (To be continued.) . Poetry and Patriotism. Zakris Topelius, "the most popular poet Finland has ever known," was a lover of his native land above all else. Once, says Paul Walneman in "A Summer Tour in Finland," ha wrote as follows to a little Finnish boy who was at the time residing in England for his schooling: "You are in a great and rich coun try, but never forget that you are only an exile. "If Queen Victoria herself should write and offer you a post in her king dom, remember that you must answer, 'I cannot, because I have a cottage waiting for me when I am grown up, . It has a roof higher than the loftiest hall in Windsor Castle. That roof U the blue sky of my own land.' " What lie EHcnued. "I was mighty suiry to learn that your wife had left you, old fellow." "Oh, well, It might have been worse." "I am glud you can find the philoso phy that ennbles you to look at It in that way." "Sure; haven't you heard that tha coming gowns for women will have 500 buttons?" Exchange. The Oldest of Profession. An old friend of the family had dropped in to see a young lawyer whose father was still paying his office rent "So you are now practicing law," the. old friend said, genially. "No, sir," said the candid youth, "i appear to be, but I am really practic ing economy." Youth's Companion. Trials of Forelarn Travel. v "Did you do much sightseeing when you went abroad?" "No,"- answered Mr. Cuinrox. "Moth er and the girls did the sightseeing. 1 had to put in my time finding the places where they cash letters of cred-' It." Washington Star. Returned With Thanks. Blnner I was under the Impression that the new editor of Blank's Maga-. xlne was a young ninn. Rhymer I thought so, too; but hi appears to have reached his declitt lng years. Did Not Match. Ellen Are you golug abroad till spring? Ernest No. Ellen Why not? Ernest My means are too narrow to be abroad. Maybe go. Tommy Say, pa, when a man's. wool-gathering, don't that mean that he's lazy? Pa No. He may be gathering wool off the lambs in Wall street Moan of Minnie. Claude Oh, Minnie, I have an Idea I Minnie Treat It kindly, Claude, It's. In a strange place. Yale Record. Naturally. She Man springs from a monkey. He And women from a mouse. Every miller draws the water to bis own mill. Dutch.