EVENTS OF THE DAY Newsy Items Gathered from AH Parts o! the World PREPARED FOR THE BUSY HEADER Lets Important but Not Lest Inter esting Happenings from Polntt Outside the State. Mobile, Alabama, it now in the list of "dry" towns. Spain explains the Barcelona out break as a local affair. A granddaughter of General Corbin is to marry a Japanese. Great Britain is not greatly alarmed at the Japanese threats on China. Jerome says Thaw is still crazy and should be kept in an insane asylum. Japan has commenced work on the Autung railroad in deafince of China. California gardeners at Basadena have passed resolutions declaring Bur bank a fakir. A California couple returning from a honeymoon abroad have been arrested for undervaluing goods brought home. Turkey has renewed her threat to send an armed force into Greece if that country does not withdraw her troops from Crete. The Swedish general strike contin ues and leaders c'aim more men areto be called out. Two regiments of sol diers have mutinied. Japan has sent China an ultimatum on the railroad situation in Manchuria. Cleveland, Ohio, officers are having a row over the Whitla kidnaping re ward. Lord Kitchener is to be field mar shal and organize the British colonial forces. Marriages of pretty cashiers has caused Los Angeles hotel men to em ploy men. The Moors are again showing activ ity and another clash with Spanish troops is expected. The murder of a Mexican girl by a Chinaman has caused an outbreak at Zapotlan, Mexico. Venezuela is about to bring to a close the disputes with foreign powers dating from Castro's regime. A case of Bubonic plague has been found in Sacramento county. Cal. The situation is not regarded alarming. The Chinese government has made arrangements to install a telephone plant in Pekin with a capacity of 200, 000 lines. The instruments are to be American make. Heat is claiming more victims at Chicago. ' Striking bakers at Montreal, Canada, have caused a bread famine. The Japs have called off their strike on Hawaiian sugar plantations. The Stockholm strike is causing a famine and is spreading throughout Sweden. An Oregon woman has been arrested at Oakland for swindling railroads by fake injury claims. Bernard J. Mullaney has declined Mayor Busse's offer to be chief of po lice in Chicago. One of the four surviving wives of the Mormon leader Brigham Young, is dead. She was 88 years old. Three wealthy Los Angeles men have received demands for money with death as the penalty for refusal. Mayor Eby, of Burkeville, Pa., has been arrested for threatening to dyna mite Pennsylvania Railroad trains. The Illinois board of arbitration is at work at Chicago and hopes to be able to settle the streetcar trouble without a strike. The direct primary law was the cauBe of a riot at Indianapolis. A bronze bust of James J. Hill has been unveiled at the Seattle fair. The asylum superintendent and two experts agree that Thaw is still Insane, In a referendum election 3-cent street car fares was beaten in Cincin nati. Spanish soldiers at Melilla are said to have trapped the Moors and routed them. Germany is now the only nation op posed to giving Americans a share in the Chinese railway loan. Charles H. Moyer has been re-elected president of the Western Federation of Miners for the eighth time. Two thousand Cooneyites are await ing the end of the world at Dublin, spending their time In prayer. A Mississippi preacher has been forced to flee for his life because he at tended a conference of negro preachers. Count Zeppelin has made two un successful attempts to fly from Frank' fort to Cologne and each time an acci dent caused a failure. Don Jaime, the pretender, says he will not take a hand in the revolt un less Alfonso is unable to handle the situation and aakt his aid. A labor crisis is fast approaching in Sweden. Great Britain has begun building an aerial navy. PORTERS ARE VICTORIOUS. Judge Grants Them Right to Block Road Aganst Harriman, Moro, Or., Aug. 9. Judge Butler late Saturday night dissolved the temporary injunction issued aaginst Porter Bros. This means that Twohy Bros, will not be permitted to cross the Gurtz ranch with supply teams and equipment for the Deschutes Railway company. Not to be outdone. Harriman s legal representatives at once filed condemna tion proceedings againBt Porter Bros. in an effort to force an entrance to the disputed territory through the property of their rivals. Arguments in the injunction case oc cupied two days in the circuit court here. A night session was also held to expedite the hearing. There was a long array of legal talent for both con testing parties. The evidence showed that the plain tiffs secured certain rights to go over these certain lands with their wagons and outfits, and on the strength of these rights, expended $8,000 in con structing a grade down the canyon of the Deseuhtes to the railroad right of way. But no deeds were taken by the plaintiffs from the land owners, nor any agreements in- writing. Porter Bros, saw the opportunity and purchas ed from the land owners the lands over which this road ran, and immediately upon securing possession under these contracts stopped the Deschutes Rail way company from sending in supplies over the road. While the temporary injunction was in force, the Deschutes Railway com pany had been sending in about 10 to 15 wagonloads of provisions to the riv er each day. EDWARD MAKES WINNING. Britain's Ruler Cleans Up $1,000,000 on Steel Stock. New York, Aug. 9. By speculating on the stock of the United States Steel corporation, King Edward, of England, has just cleared more than $1,000,000 as the harvest of a three-months cam paign, according to a story iold today. The story was given out in Wall street and much comment was made on the significant fact that the king's agents placed his commission immedi ately after a visit paid him by J. P. Morgan, who knows considerable about steel. Not only has the crowned head of England profited by speculation in Wall street, but it became known that Ger man royalty has been buying steel and other American stocks, all of which have made substantial advanced to the material benefit of the royal coffers. It was three months ago when King Edward's agents went into Wall street for steel. A short time before that Mr. Morgan had visited the .king, and during the interview is supposed to have given Edward VII a tip. TOO MUCH FRUIT IN SOUTH. Ranchers and Dealers Desperate; Housewives Happy. L03 Angeles, Cal., July 9. With peaches selling four pounds for one cent, cantaloupes being hawked at 10 cents a dozen, and apricots rotting be cause nobody will buy them at any price, ranchers and commission men are thoroughly disgusted while the housewife rejoices. Prices are so de moralized that cantaloupe growers of this section met today and decided to let all.but the best fruit rot. Only choice melons will be brought into market, and the growers have an ironclad agreement not to Bell these at less that $1 a crate. . The glut extends to tomatoes. The finest kind in size color and flavor fetched only 10 cents a box today. Ready for Irrigation Congress. Spokane, Wash., Aug. 9. Wednes day afternoon will witness the biggest session of the 17th National Irrigation conreess, when Richard Achilles Bal lingetr, secretary of the interior, will speak on "The Attitude of the Govern' ment Toward the Reclamation of the West." and it is declared by delegates that Ballingter will be asked to go ful ly into his policy toward reclamation, A statement made by Ballinger in Se attle that he did not believe in the gov- ernmeat's taking up any projects as long as private capital was willing to enter the field will be the subject of much discussion. Two Thousand In School. New York, Aug. 9. Columbia uni versity s new departure, a summer school, has 2,000 students on its roster. of whom 1,930 are taking the regular course of lectures and studies and the balance are attending the College of Physicians and Surgeons. Under the new order of things it becomes possible for one to get the university degrees by attending one regular and two sum mer sessions of the university, or for those who cannot afford this four summer sessions will answer the re quirements. Adviser to King of Slam. New York, Aug 9. Jens Sverson Westengard, of Chicago, has been cre ated general adviser to the Siara gov ernment, according to a cablegram from Bangkok. Westengard, who is now in Bangkok, where he has been serving for two years as assistant general ad viser, will start for America within week to make a short visit to his old home. Jlis work has been so satisfac tory to the king and the government that his quick promotion has followed, Big Immigration Gain. Chicago, Aug. 9. According to fig ures prepared by E. E. McLeod, chair man of the Western Passenger associa tion, there waa an increase of approxi mately 141 per cent in the immigration to this country during the paat six months. MANY ARE TOO LATE ScoresArrive at Spokane After Registration Is Closed. REGISTRATION IS NOW 285,623 Fifty-Three Steel Boxes Hold the Ap plications, Which Weigh 2,650 Pounds Clerks Busy. SDokane. Wash.. Auo 7. Total an. Dlications for Indian reservation InnHa received at Judge James M. Witten's office at Coeur d'Alene yesterday were reported officially last night as follows: ioeur a-Aiene i,iso, total lor whole registration period, 105,536; Spokane 2.707. total 99.628: Missoula fi.K.14. Kalispell 733, total for Flathead lands, su.oos. urand total thus far received for all land 285,623. Judge Witten's force has been himv turning away scores of belated appli cants for Indian lands, the midnight hour Thursday night having closed the official registration. Applications are still in the mails and will be received for several days. Coeur d'Alene booths, stands and platforms used bv notaries and lunch venders are being torn down and the whole city presents a remodeling aspect At the land office 60 clerks have been placed for the drawings, and tables and platforms arranged. There are now 53 steel cans in the office con taining the applications, divided ' as follows : Spokane, 19 : Coeur d'Alene. 20: Flathead 13. The annlirarions weigh 2,650 pounds without the cans. CARLISTS TO HELP. Don Jaime Will Offer Spain 100.000 Men and His Services. Cerbere. France. Anc. 7. Thn Cur. list leaders will hold a meeting ahnrrlv at a French frontier town to decide upon their attitude in view of recent events, it was said today. Afterwards, it is understood, Don Jaime, the Span- isn pretender, will issue a manifesto declaring that hn han nn Intantinn trt profit by the misfortunes of his , coun- i . . i . . . . . try, out mat, n ine present govern ment is powerless to save the honor of the nation he will act. The Carlists sav that thev are in a nosition to arm and nlnnn in thn nolri quickly 100,000 supportersJ: burning wiui zeai. Counlnii With fhia InMllnununt comes the news that affairs at Barce lona are lar from satisfactory. While quiet reigns in the city at present, as far as actual revolt goes, the police are still busy arresting people whom they alleire were imnlicatnd in the mpnnt outbreak, and public feeling is grow ing resentiui oi tneir activity. It is also reported that nriannara held in the Mont Juish fortress have been executed, and prominent revolutionists made the threat yesterday that if such action were taken another outbreak would follow. STRIKE MAY SOON DIE OUT. Dissension Breaks Out Among the Workmen at Stockholm. Stockholm. Ancr 7. Thn bmu situ ation arising from the general strike i - i . . . . prociaimea a iew aays ago seemed to be relflYinc? fanievht Thn mnva Alnn B ft - .uv(..l UlgUO returned to work today and dissension is apparent in the ranks of the other Strikers. The ownera of anma nf thn larest plants in Stockholm announce .i .i. . . ... mat weir men win return to work Monday. M. von Sidow. nrenident nf thn Em ployers' Federation, declared tonight that intervention hv thn irnvnrnmnnr woum oe witnout result, as the differ ences were too treat to be settled in such a manner. Tha National T .lu union published a statement disapprov ing me Biriice oi ine electric light and - o - - ' fe The electric plant was kept in opera ran woricera. wmcn necran mar turrht- tion py omciais or. tne lighting depart ment. As the atrikara haon hnnn n..v.nf. ing farmers from bringing provisions into the city, troops have been detailed io pairoi me country roads. China Replies to Russia. Pekin, Aug. 7. China today, sent in her reply to the Russian note of July 2, regarding the opening of the Sun gari and other rivers to international trade. She mentions the Aigun treaty and tne Russian treaties concerned and refers to Russia's right to take part in framing the rules to govern the navigation of these streams. She does not deny that the treaties in Question have a certain . validity, but avoids specifying the extent to which she con siders they have been modified by the kusbo-Japanese peace treaty. Zeppelin Makes Long Flight. Cologne, Aug. 7. Count Zeppelin today sailed his "Zeppelin II," the greatest air craft in the world, from Frankfort to this city, arriving in good condition after a flight lasting 6 hours and 15 minutes. Ha apparently had tha ship ' under perfect control and landed with the precision and ease of a bird. Those who witnessed the arrival of tha ship were greatly impressed by the control in which the count held the air monster. Mobs Cheer Prohibition. Montgomery, Aug. 7. Amid street scenes of wild enthusiasm, the bill making prohibition constitutional paased tha house today. The Main Chance BY Meredith Nicholson coptkioht 1903 Thb Boiis-Mkmill Cohfant CflAPTER X. (Continued.) Within a few days two more checks rom Porter to Peckham paued through he usal channels of the bank. By the imple feat of dividing the amount of nch check by the current quotation on rractlon, Wheaton was able to follow Sorter's purchases. The price had re gained pretty steady. Then suddenly It ell to thirty. He wondered what waa lappenlng, but the newspapers, which rere continuing their war on the eom lany, readily attributed It to a lack of onfidence In the franchise. Wheaton net the broker, apparently by chance, lut really by intention, In the club one vening, and remarked casually: "Traction seems to be off a little?" "Yes; there's something going on there hat I can't make out. I imagine that he fellows that were buying got tired of timulatlng the market, and have thrown few bunches back to keep the outsiders uesslng." "Right now might be a good time to get n, suggested Wheaton. "I should call it a good buy myself. guess that franchise Is all right. Det er pick up a little," he said, tentatively, "To tell the truth," said Wheaton, boosing his words carefully, "those out if town people I spoke to you about have rritten me that they'd like a little more, f It can be got at the right figure. You night pick up a hundred shares for me it the current price, If you can." How do you want to hold It? Have it made to me,' he answered, 3o had debated whether he should do his, and he had been unable to devise iny method of holding the stock without ettlng his own name appear. Porter trould not know; Porter was concealing lis own purchases. Wheaton could not ee that it made any difference; he was urely entitled to Invest his money as be Iked, and he raised the sum necessary n this case by the sale of some railroad louds which he had been holding, and m which be could realize at once by send ng them to the"-bank's correspondent at Jncago. He might have sold them at lome; Porter would probably have taken hem off his hands; but the president mew that his capital was small, and night have asked how he Intended to re- nvest the proceeds. A few days later Burton sent for fV'heaton to come to his office. One hun- Ired shares had been secured- from anchman. Wheaton carried the pur- ihase money In currency to Burton s of- ice; he was as shrewd as William Por er, and he did not care to have the Jerks In the bank speculating about his ihecka. He locked his certificate, when Burton lot it for him, In his private box in the suit, and waited the rebound which he Irmly expected in the price of the stock lis sole idea was to make a profit by the turchase. He felt confident that Porter tad bought Traction stock with a defln- te purpose; he still had no Idea who vere the principal holders of Traotlon tock or bonds, and he was afraid to oake Inquiry. A man who waa as se- Tetlve as Porter probably had confiden- lal sources of Information, and it was tot safe to tap Porter's wires. His con clence was easy as to the method by rhich he had gained his knowledge of Sorter's purchases; he certainly meant q harm to Porter. CHAFTEn XI. Timothy Margrave was, in common ihrase, a good railroad man. He had advanced by slow degrees from the In lumbenry ot those lowly manual offices ailed jobs, to the performance of those tobler functions known as positions, tlargrave's elevation to the office of third ice president and general manager was lue to his pull. He had resolved that he railroad was getting too much out if him and that he must do more to iromote his own fortunes. The directors rere good fellows, and they had cer alnly treated him well ; but It seemed vlthin the pale of legitimate enterprise 'or him to broaden his Interests a trifle flthout In any wise diminishing his seal or theTranscontlnental. The etreet rail- ray business was a good business, and clarkson Traction appealed to Margrave, aoreover, on its political side. If he re- irganlzed the company and made himself ts president be could greatly fortify and itrengthea his pull. Almost any day, he was told, the East- am bondholders might pounce down and rat a receiver In charge of the company, hlargrave did not understand recelver- ihlps; they were an excuse for pillage. ind It wss a regret ot his life that no it receivership had ever fallen to his ot. But he was not going Into Traction tllndly. He wanted to know who else vas Interested, that he might avoid com illcstlons. William Porter was the only nan in Clarkson who could swing Trac lon without assistance; be must not run ifoul of Porter. Margrave was a master f the art of getting information, and he teclded, on reflection, that the easiest vay to get Information about Porter was o coax It out of Wheaton. He always called Wheaton "Jim." In e membra nee of the early days of Whee- on's residence in Clarkson when Whea- oa had worked in hjs office. He had vatehed Wheaton's rise with Interest ; he ook to himself the credit of being his llscoverer. When Wheaton railed on his laughter he made no comment: he knew lOthlng to Wheaton's discredit, and he vould no more have thought of criticising klabel than of ordering dynamite substi uted for coal in the locomotives of his tllroatl. When be concluded that he istdcd Wheaton, he began playing for him, Just as If the cashier had been a councilman or a member of the legisla ture or a large shipper or any other fair prey. He now resorted to that vr it in sidious and economical form of bribery known as the annual pass. Wheaton accepted the pass as a tribute to his growing prominence in the town. He knew that Porter refused railroad passes on practical grounds, holding that such favors were extended In the hope of reciprocal compliments, and he be lieved that a banker was better off witn- out them. Wheaton, whose vanity had been touched, could see no harm in them. He had little nse for passes as he knew and cared little about traveling, but he bad always envied men who carried their annuals" In little brass-bound books made for the purpose. Ho be sure it was late in the year and passes were usually sent out in January, but this made the compliment seem much more direct; the Transcontinental had forgotten him, and had thought it well to rectify the error between seasons. He felt that he must not make too much of the railroad's cour tesy; he did not know to which official in particular he was Indebted, but be ran into Margrave one evening at the club and decided to thank him. How's traffic?" he asked, as Margrave made room for him on the settee where he was reading the evening paper. Fair. Anything new?" .'o; It's the same routine with mi pretty much ail the time." "I guess that's right. I shouldn't think there was much fun in banking. You got to keep the public too far away. I like to be up against people myself." But you railroad people are not con sidered so very warm," said Wheaton. The follows who want favors seem to think so. By the way, I'm much obliged to some one for an annual mat turned up in my mail the other day. I don't know who sent It to me if it's you " "Um?" Margrave affected to have been wandering in his thoughts, but this was what he was waiting for. "Oh, I guess that was Wilson. I never fool with the pass business myself; I've got troubles of my own." "I guess I'll not use It very often," said Wheaton, as if he owed an apology to the road for accepting it "Better come out with me in the car some time and see the road," Margrave suggested, throwing his newspaper on the table. "I'd like that very much," said Whea tonu. "Where's Thompson now? Old man'i pretty well done up, ain't he?" He went back to Arizona. He was here at work all summer. He's afraid of our winters.'' Well, that gives you your chance," said Margravce, affably. "There ain't any young man in town that's got a bet ter chance than you have, Jim. I be lieve there's going to be a good thing for some one in Traction stock. Porter ought to let you in on that." Margrave didn't know that Porter was In, but he expected to find out. "Mr. Porter has a way of keeping things to himself," said Wheaton, cau ttously; yet he was flattered by Mar grave's friendliness, snd anxious to make a favorable Impression. Vanity Is not, as is usually assumed, a mere incident of character; it is a disease. "I suppose," said Margrave, "that man could buy a barrel of the stuff Just now at a low figure. "What's your guess as to the turn this Traction business will take?" asked Wheaton. He had not expected an op portunity to talk to any one of Mar grave's standing on this subject, and lie thought be would get some information while the opportunity offered. " "Don't ask me I If I knew I'd like to get into the game. But, look here" he moved his fat body a little nearer to Wheaton "the way to go into that thing is to go into It big 1 I've had my eye on It for a good while, but I ain't going to touch it unless I can swing It all. Now, you know Porter, and I know him, and you can bet your last dollar he'll never be able to handle It, He ain't built for it!" His voice sank to a whisper. "But if I decide to go in, I've got to get rid of Porter. Me and Porter can't trav el in the same harness. You know that. Now, I don't know how much he's got, and he's so mysterious you can't tell what he's up to. You know how he is; you can't go toa fellow like that and do business with him, and he won't play anyhow, unless you play his way." , "Well, I don't know anything about his affairs, of course," said Wheaton, yet feeling that Margrave's confidences must be reciprocated. "Just between our selves, he did buy a little some time ago, but no great amount. It would take a good deal of money to control that com pany." "You're dead right, it would ; and Por ter hasn't any business fooling with it. You've got to syndicate a thing like that. He's probably got a tip from some of his Eastern friends as to what they're going to do, and he's buying In, when he can, to get next. But say, he hasn't any Traction bonds, has he?" Wheaton had already said more than he had Intended, and repented now that he had been drawn Into this conversation ; but Margrave waa bending toward him with a great air of condescending inti macy. Porter had never been confiden tial with him; and it was really Mar grave who had given him his start. "I don't think so; at least I never knew of It." His mind was on those checks to Peckham, which clearly repre sented purchases of stock. Of course, Porter might have bonds, too, but having gone thus far be did not like to admit to Margrave how little he really knew of Porter's doings. . "That's all between us that little mat ter," said Margrave. "Certainly, Mr. Margrave." CHAPTER XII. Porter went Into Fenton's private of fice and shot and locked the door after him. He always did this, and Fenton, who humored his best client's whims per force, poshed hack the law book which he was reading and straightened the pens on his blotter. "I didn't expect you back so soon," he said. Porter looked tired and there were dark rings under his eyes. "Short horse soon curried," be remark ed, pulling a packet from his overcoat. There was something boyish in Por ter's mysterious, methods, which always amused Fenton when they did not alarm and exasperate him. Porter sat dowsj at a long table and the lawyer drew np a chair opposite bim. Which way have you been this time?" Down in the country," returned Porter, Indefinitely. . Fenton laughed and watched his client pulling the rubber bands from his pack age. "What have you there oata or wheat?" What I have here," said Porter, straightening out the crisp papers he had taken from his bundle, "is a few shares - of Clarkson Traction stock." Oh I" Fenton picked up a ruler and played with It nntil Porter had finished counting and smoothing the stock certifi cates. "There you are," said the banker, pass ing the papers over to Fenton. "See if they're all right." Fenton compared the names on the face of the certificates with the assign ments on the back, while Porter watched him and played with a rubber band. The assignments are all straight," said Fenton, finally. He sat waiting and his silence Irritat ed Porter, who reached across and took up the certificates again. I want to talk to you a little about Traction." "All right, sir," said Fenton, respect fully. "I've gone In for that pretty deep this fall. I started in on this down East last summer. Those bonds all went East, but a lot of the stock was kicked around out here. If I get enough and reorganize the company I can handle the new se curities down East all right. That's busi ness. Now, I've been gathering In the stock around here on the quiet. Peck ham's been buying some for me, and he's assigned it in blank. There's no use In getting new shares Issued until we're ready to act, for Barnes and- those fel lows are not above doing something nasty If they think they're going to lose their Jobs." x ' "The original stock issue was five thou sand shares," said Fenton. "How much have you?" "Well, air," said Porter, "I've got about half - and I'm looking for a few shares more right now." Fenton picked up his ruler again and beat his knuckles with it Porter had ex pected Fenton to lecture him sharply, but the lawyer was ominously quiet. "I'm free to confess," Bald Fenton, "that I'm sorry you've gone into this. This Isn't the kind of thing that you're in the habit of going Into. I am not much taken with the Idea of mixing up in a corporation that has as disreputable a record as the Traction Company. It's been mismanaged and robbed until there's not much left for an honest man to take hold of, they issue no statements ; no one of any responsibility has been connected with it for a long time. The outside stockholders are scattered ail over the country, and most of them have quit trying to enforce their rights, If they may be said to have any rights. You remem ber that the last time they went into court they were knocked out and I'm free to say that I don't want to have to go into any litigation against the com pany." "Yes, but the franchise is all straight, ain't It?" "Probably it is all right," admitted tho lawyer reluctantly, "but that Isn't the whole story by any manner of means. If it's known that you're picking up the stock, every fellow that has any will soak yon good and hard before he parts with It Now, there are the bondholders " "Well, what can the bondholders do?" demanded Porter. "Oh, get a receiver and have a lot of furf. You may expect that at any time, too. Those Eastern fellows are slow sometimes, but they generally know what they're about." "Yes, but if they weren't Eastern fel lows " "Oh, a bondholder's rights are as gold one place as another. Those suits are usually brought in the name of the trus tee in their behalf." "Now, do you know what I'm going to do?" demanded Porter. I'm going to turn up at the next annual meeting and clean this thing out. You don't think it's any good; I've got faith In the company and in the town ; I believe it's going to be a good thing. This little gang here that's been running It has got to go. I've dug up some stock here . that everybody thought was lost. At the last meeting only eight hundred out of five thousand shares were voted." (To be continued.) Important Point. The man was suing a Southern rail road for damages,' owing to a delay which mnde him miss an appointment, and the ordinary preliminary questions were being put to him. "Age, plense?" asked the Judge. "Well, your honor," said the plain tiff, "do you want my age when I got on- the train or when I got off?"- Yonkers Statesman. Nothing Doing. The Burglar Hold up your hands. Mr. Newwed Sure; but let me say that I've Just paid for my wife's new hat The Burglar That's enough. On your way. Modern Life. "She is wonderfully accomplished. She can ride, fence, shoot, swim, golf and cook." "Cook? That's a queer fad. What will the girls be taking np next?" Louisville Courier-Journal. Difference In Men. Mrs, Peckem I guess my brother will lire and die a bachelor. He says he's afraid to marry. Peckem That's funny. I never knen what fear was when I was. single. Dl the Telescoping. "You ssy the train was telescoped T ' "It waa." "But how did you escape Injury?" "I was on the through cut.') CI ere land Leader. Sare Cere, don't you wash My. -why you facer" "Aw, I keeps It dolty so a da golla 11 not aUus be klssln' ruel" .