Your Duty is to Be Well
But you cannot be well It yon. neglect
taking Hood! Sarsaparllla when you know
you should take It, Impure blood, poor
appetite, headacbe, nervousness, that tired
reeling -by these and other signs your sys-
n-m uemanas Mood's. Get a bottle today,
Bowabo, Taunton. Maaa.
-JPwr,t F.r'"- I tad .catarrh In the
worst form and was advised to try Hood's
Bareaparilla, 1 took seven bottles audam
now lu good health I hope everyone who
11 rie Hood's a fair trial."
Mb. Wiujak MrroaLT. FarkerforU, Pa.
Always Praise-"! first took Hoo4'Sar-
japarilla 13 years ago. and always apeak In
&weli llasa. CoWDKLL' 237
Hood'i Sariaparllla Is sold everywhere.
xo me usual uquld, or In tablet form called
Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre
pared only by C. t Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass.
Metallic.
Poe was writing "The Bells."
"It Jicrlea," he said, "as it there might
be a lot of coin In It !"
Cheered by the thought, he tlntinnabu
lated with redoubled energy.
Sims ply Infamous.
Intimate Friend They suspended you
from the Hot Sports' Club? What had
you done? ,
Victim (choking with wrath) Not a
blank thing I All they could prove against
o. was that I had trimnied-a sucker and
rot his wad, just as-you or any othet
aaftn would have done I
I Not Likely to Be at Home.
Mrs. Neighbor Aren't you going to
eaH on our old schoolmate who has
Just moved Into the next block?
Mrs. Hemer I would like to call on
hr, but I don't want to meet her hus
band. . Mrs. Nelghbur-'-Oh, there Is no dan
pn of meeting him. They have keen
' married nearly a year:
Peurentml Misinformation.
"Paw, what is a guillotine?" '
"It's aa instrument bearing some re
semblance to a shirt collar that has been
three or fonr times to the laundry. Tom
my, but it Is much quicker and more mer
ciful in its operation."
aOWAllB B. BTJRTOW. a ssaysr a-a Chemist.
M Leadvllla, Colorado. Specimen prlcest Gold.
Barer, lr aa, II Uolu, Hllvor.7 Oslo, sooj Zlneoir
9SPPr,l. Cyanide tails. MaUlnf envelopoi and
tail price list sont on arollcaUoii. Control and Cm-
iiroriHauiM JMMwaeel Carbonate ttar
Walts. Iwe El tea. Three Ultra.
ate. Baaee eanpletely taigas
sad raaraateed in tour leaaoaa
Ftof Wal Wlllson, IS Stiiiar,
Hr, Fanwr He Uercbant, Be Yoa Know What Trar
Legal Rtettts An?
W wll Jaee ra yoor hands, an approval the att
est aatkarity and snide an the subject. Sand post
al tor our offer enabUnir you ta examine the work
Wttbeat eeat er eblitmtion to purchase. 215,000
eUfiim sold. U yen are satisfied with the book, we
have a veay Interesting proposition for your eon
ssjeratien. Parif c Die r.bulinr. Ce.i No. 7 Haa
coflfc BMst.. Bewttle, Washington.
Th ST Sower r Bat
) Na Second Chance
Has sonso bits mnke tha most
i-alUiaann.
SEEDS
have auadft avnd knt Fmtt'i fUM nnirl.
neu tiio laueat in Uie worlu uicrU tella.
Feny'm Saecf Annual top 1908
teUrMh-' whole BetM Htory rcnt FREK for
tuu auuiair. iiuu'b ww fteous iui Jou tfoc u.
0. M. FEHtV L CO., Oaion. Miu.
For Baby's Fa' h; for Baby's C otbes; for
an Eyewash Mcu h Wafh, itetulzlce
tha Bottle, "Wa-jh-ng Napfcna.
All dealtfs. Sample, Booklet and "WHIZ"
Parlor l a d Game, 10. Pacific "oaat Borax
Co., Oakad, Cal. V
tee!-C3ad Grabber
Suupleat, StroatfeJt, '
Basleat flaadleJ
Grabber. Made.
WiB .n MOF.B
and LARGER
STUMPS wit.
LESS EIPESSB
taaa say otker.
Wiaa ar Daaariptha ObWar aad Fiicas
JOHN S. BEALL, MannfaiWr
111 Hawtdam Arcane fl Portias J, Oregon
INSURE YOUR HEALTH
on stormy days
by wearing a
fownrj
liftsn
.SLICKER
Clean - Light
Durable
Guaranteed
Waterproof
P. N. U.
No. S-OS
n
HEX writing- to ndrarttaan plaaa
snnaiiosi this paper.
GIOW.OT Health-" My blood-was yen
poor. bmi. taking- Hood'. Saraaparllla
SIT? F 0'2r.in-nir ?SP and eat
isure." mbs. A. A.
BORAX
HASK T0 bajjajta mas.
Ho TeLU of the Fruit with at Mo
j eyed Future.
I Bananas are a simple and a hand
commodity. But, hark I They have a
future. There's money In them. Lis
ten to J. p. Klnseley, banana dealer,
formerly of Honduras, at the Midland
hotel this morning, says the Kansas
tuy atari
"We banana promoters are optimists.
Dids you see that Germany has taken
the tariff off bananas? It won't be
long before the Germans will be eat
ing as much of my favorite fruit as
Americans do. New Tork city last
year got outside of a billion bananas,
though, aud the Germans will have to
hurry.
"The vegetarians? We have lots oi
i faith In them. Thev
stronger every year in numbers, I
mean. Banana flour Is better than any
other flour. Tour bread wontt taste
flat any more. It'll taste sweet, like
bananas. And If you ever eat a pan
cake made of the new flour you'll nev
er touch another buckwheat cake, even
though it be of the kind mother used
to cook.
"Mills for making this flour are be
Ing built all over the country. St.
Louis has the largest one In the world.
Yon see, this Mississippi valley Is the
best place In the world to locate the
mills. The fruit Is shipped In barges
nornps the Gulf of Mexico and then up
.'be river to the factory. '
"What makes the banana business
such a good one Is that everything
concerned In It Is utilized. The stalks
may he used for making paper after
the spruce forests are eaten up. The
fruit may be used in flour and the lit
tle black knobs on the ends of the
husks are made into cereal coffee. Best
in the world, too, If I do say It my-
self. ; . '
"Bananas are great moneymaker
They are grown upon swamp lands
that are so thick with underbrush be
fore they are cleared that even a cat
couldn't penetrate them. But after
nine months the plants bear fruit j 350
plants to the acre. They aren't much
trouble to take care of. aud the crop Is
harvested every month. The Canary
Islands raise the best bananas but that
is because the business Is better de
veloped there than In Honduras, where
I came from."
ss Ltudi in u ml un
A parol agreement between two nir.
song to purchase a single traet of ln,i
together or "in partnership," where the
purcnase is nnally made by one of
them, who' pars the whole of th n,,,.
chase price and takes the title to him.
self, the other simply agreeing to pay
miu one-nair thereof on demand, is
nem, in Norton vs. Brink (Neb.), 7 L.
K. A. (X. S.) 045, not to create a part
nership between such persons.
Payment by a livery stable keeper, tt.
whom a horse has been louned for use,
of a claim by the owner against him
self and his bailees for value of the
horse, which was killed by the negli
gence of the latter, is held, in Tanner
vs. Bowen (Mont), 7 L. It. A. (N. S.)
534, to preclude further proceedings'
against the bailee upon the owner's
claim, although the stable keeper takes
an assignment of It for the purpose of
enforcing the primary liability of tho
bailee. ,
The bidding li of the property bj
one" who has taken an assignment of
a mortgage as collateral security at his
own foreclosure sale is held, In Ander
son vs. Messinger (C. C. A. Cth C), 7
L. It. A. (N. S.) 101)4, to give Win a
good title to the property, and to trans
fer the trust in favor of his debtor to
the proceeds, although such assignor,
because not within the Jurisdiction,
was not made a party to tho proceed
ings, where, in a contract after the
sale, assignor and assignee contracted
for a settlement, one element of which
was that the foreclosure proceedings
should not be disturbed.
Real Sinews of War.
To achieve a perfect powder Is the
i dream of every war chemist of to-day.
So writes William George in the Tech
nical World Magazine for January.
B'or upon this uncertain stuff does
the destiny of nations depend. In spite
of Hague conferences and the amiable
platitudes of peace envoys. Great
Britain has her cordite' and lyddite;
France puts her trust in poison-reeking
melinite; Japan has her Sbimo
nose powder. In short, every war of
fice has Its own formula, but all are
based on a "nltro-compound" like gun
cotton. This Is a high explosive al
most entirely smokeless, and enormous
ly more powerful than ordinary gun
powder, long since relegated to the lim
bo of other days. Just as gas has been
superseded by electric light In the more
jeaceful walks of life.
Unfortunately the compound cannot
b? relied upon. The absolute requisite
Is stability the ensuring that the pow
der will endure without change any
beat or climatic variation. An unsta
ble explosive the terror of every war
ship afloat, which stocks many tons of
It looks like any other In the labora-
, tory, and will shoot as well as the beet,
provided It be used before It has time
to burn Itself up. The trouble Is that
no chemist on earth knows when spon
taneous combustion will take place
through decomposition with the powder
. Itself. Hence many terrible disaster
Iof recent years In all navies.
How loud the voice of the. man who
hates us, and bow weak and trembling
the voice of the man who admires us 1
For Lung
Troubles
; :
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cer
tainly cures coughs, colds,
bronchitis, consumption. And
it certainly strengthens weak
throats and weak lungs.
There can be no mistake about
this. You know it is true. And
your own doctor will say so.
" My llttlo boy had a tprr'.ble cough. I tried
everyihuiR 1 cuiii.t instr of hot In vln until
1 tried Arer's charrr Pectoral. Tlie first
night lie wu bett- r. a' d he atomlilT Improred
until be wai purled; well." Mas. o. 4.
Sthblb, Alton, 111.
A
iiauld by J. O. A rnr Co., Lowell,
dWev oAnuiisQeurera r .
SARSAPABiiLA.
PIUS.
HAIR VIGOR.
yers
Keep the bowels regular with Ayer's
Pills and thus hasten recovery.
Comlnu to Tills J
First Prokrr How is business?
Second Broker Improving a little. I've
jot a good barter out in front of my
Sice now.
Another Natnre Story.
To the tn.:i of the dog
They tied a big loff,
Aud pitted him on the head.
Old Tray couldn't make
His narrative shske,
And the tail wngjed the dog Instead.
Chicago Tribune.
Something Terrible.
'Tommy Teacher, may I go out U
sneeze?
Teacher That is unnecessary. Tommy.
You can sneeze in here without disturbini
anybody.
Tommy I guess you never heard dm
n,,
AllVIPP Til Ul PTIMQ
IU I IUL I U f 1U I II7I0
TELLS READERS HOW TO PROMPTLY
CURE RHEUMATISM AT HOME.
Directions to Mix a Simple Preparation
and the Dose to Take Over
comes Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly. ,
There is so much Rheumatism every
where that the following advice by an
eminent untrmHtw Kn
ers of a large Eastern daily paper, will
De nigaiy appreciated by those who
Buffer:
Get from any good pharmacy one-hall
unce Fluid Extract Dandelion, one
nee Ccmpound Kargon, three ouncei
of Compound Byrup . Sarspar Ha.
Bhaka these well in a bottle and take
in teaspoon ful doses after each meal
and at bedtime; also drink plenty ol
good wr.
, Jii j 'med ,hat lhere few victims
of thia dread and torturous disease who
will fail to find ready relief in this
? . h0"M-nJ" nd in
most cases a permanent cure is the re-
This simple recipe is said to strength-
en and cleanse the eliminate tissues
of the Kidneys so that they can filter
and strain from tha blood and system
the poisons, acids and waste matter,
which cause not only Rheumatism, but
numerous other diseases. Every man
or woman here who feels that their kid-
neys are not healthy and active, or who
suffers from any urinary trouble what-
ever, should not hesitate -to make up
thla mixture, as it is certain to do
much good, and may save you from
mucn misery ana sunering alter while.
The population of men in the United
States, from statistics compiled from th
reports of the census of 1900, is 3U.05H,
242. The population of women is 87j
nil , , v '
M,1W.
KrXSTS ' Public that the great Polish nov-
aa cook) Have you ever worked for Mr. e,lRt hag on beeon,e an nimrer of
Highmua? America since he left It. While be was
Applicant Tis, ma'am; wan week. lhere, a'homeslck member of nn Ideal
Mrs. Upmore Well, If you suited het Istic community 'which was a failure,
for aa long a time af that you wouldn't American manners and customs did not
auit ma at all. Good morning. pleose him, and he did not display the
Eneonran-inat. usunl aptitude of bis countrymen In nc-
Sald an ambitious youth one day to
a young lady: "Don't you think I'd
better dye my mustache?" caressing tha
fainUj visible progeny. )
"I think if yon let It alone It will die
Itself," said the young lady. Woman's
Home Companion.
wivLUW rigs
Lr a M.
ixirTOGnnn
the System YAfpr-K
uaUy:UispeIs Colds and Head
I I w w a-
oclies due to tonstipation;
Acts rtaturally, acts fruly as
Best forMenrnpn pnrl CKtld
FTA0uni?nu Old.
ToetitsenpffcIalEffecU
Alwfws tuy the benume vvklcK
hashe Jull namq of the Com
patry "J
CALIFORNIA
a E?- piup Co.
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTi
na aiza only.rejulor prica 5 ), UotlU.
9
AMTMAL DBHTKEE3.
Wmasi the R,t, the Cat and
Rabbit Are Thlrarv.
the
All creatures, with the exception of
the highest endowed species, are not
only iteetotalers, bnt drink very mod
erately of water never anything else.
For instance, It would be equally dim
cult to picture a dormouse quailing a
pint of soda water as a bottle of Bur
gundy. Rats, especially when they are feed
ing on corn In ricks or barns , suffer
very much during a comparatively
short spell- of rainless weather. Even
the dews, which In some measure com
pensate for the absence of rain, are
quite insufficient for their needs.
If you would like to see really happy
rats watch a rat-infested corn stack on
a summer evening after a shower fol
lowing a few scorching days. You will
not have long to wait, says Pearson's
Weekly, before you hear the stack rus
tle, as it were, and soon the rats will
steal out to gulp down the great, glis
tening raindrops on the thatch and
herbage near their abode.
So thirsty do rats become that I have
seen one which, In spite of my fright
ening him back each time he amieared.
made a fresh attempt about every half
minute to gain a puddle of drainlngs
from a farmyard. And I remember a
farmer, shooting at one, shot no few
er than seven rats which had crowded
to drink from a small pool of water
near a stable.
Moreover, my experience of rats
and I have "dealt with" tens of thou-
, sancis leads me to believe that the
1 larger rats when hard pushed for
"drink" kill their own and other rats
I young for their blood truly n ghastly
beverage, even In times of famine. This
thory certainly dovetulls with the fact
that a dry breeding season means a
Poor crop of rats, and vice versa.
Rats are even credited with so far
forgetting themselves as to drink from
uncorked bottles by inserting their
tails into the liquid, though, personally,
I have yet to behold this astute dodge.
My old black cut Is a cat among cats,
and I don't think any' rat can best her
at ways and means. When she has
"plain" thirst puss balances herself on
the edge of an open galvanized tank
and subdues the' feeling by' means of j
about five tongue laps to one swallow.
But sometimes, after washing day,
for instance, the water level Is too low
for direct drinking, so she dlpB a front
paw and licks the water therefrom iu I
a way unexcelled in daintiness by any
society star's manipulation of a Dnger
bowl.
Rabbits and hares, which may be
trutnfu"y called trlct vegetarians,
' 1 "UUIC ul uuwi
drink but dew, for their food in its
raw 8tate contains a very large per-
centage or moisture.
And sheep, In this country, at least,
aoldom require water, except In the
hottest part of the summer, and never,
I believe, when feeding off root crops In
autumn and winter,
j Now, water In a direct form Is lp-
dispensable to stoats and weasel This
accounts for their being found In much
greater numbers In well-watered dls-
trlct8 wuere tne 8upply Myet fail8
tnna part8 wuere there- is only a
Pu uere and tnf e w.Wuh ldawater
a" tte yc" r0Ull,d-
errets. to. when fc on warm flesn
and mlll only' do uot thrlve K0 wel1 a8
tnose wl,Icn nnve watcr a,wny ,a
rech. I suggest that water Is o nee-
essary to stoats and weasels, and in
a lesser degree to ferrets, because the
warm blood of their prey creates nn
exceptional thirst, for salt Is present in
considerable quantity In blood.
DOOCiCXWOOCXIOOOOQOOOOOOOOOn
R 0TTR DIFTICTJIT ENGLISH.
rMooooocooooooooooooooocxia
An American who met Ilenryk Slen
fclewlez during bis stay In California
mnni, vanna n irn hna riwmi 1 1 V nnnfldwl
quiring the language, which he used
reluctantly and as little as possible
On being Introduced to the American,
he Inquired, politely:
"How Is your heels?"
Perceiving a puzfcled expression on
the countenance of his new acquaint
ance, he, too, looked puzzled for an ln
i stant, then whipped a little phrase
I book out of his pocket and pointed trl
'umpbantly to the question, "How Is
jyour health?"
It was merely the foreigner's dlffl
culty with the th, combined with a nat
. ural Inclination to pronounce heal In
health like heal outside It
His mistake, although amusing,
. could not have been so difficult to listen
(to with a courteously grave face as
was that of a Frenchman of letters
; who not long ngo called upon a cbarm
.Ing American lady In Paris,
j She was loath to lose his cal), and
decided to receive blm, although she
I had not yet wholly recovered from an
attack of facial neuralgia, which still
somewhat Impaired the outline of her
usually oval visage. He was most
grateful and sympathetic.
"Ah, madame!" he cried, throwing
up his hands. "The nerfs ! The nerfs !
Truly It is the American disease! Al
ways the fat neck and the swelled
head!"
The proprietor of the store bat a
greater feeling of Joy Inside blmwben
an unmarrleed man comes In to buy,
than when the man la married.
CATABLB
itND SYSTEM PISOHDEIiEE
Catarrh 13 not merely aa Inflammation of the tissues ct the head and
throat, as the cyciptoni3 cf ringing noises la the ears, iaucou3 dropping back
Into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would scetu to indi
cate ; it is a Hood disease ia which the entire circulation and the greater
part ol the system are involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of aa excess
of uric acid ia the blood. The Liver, Kidney3 and Eowcl3 frequently be
come torpid and dull ia their action and instead of carrying oil the refuse
and waste cf the body, leave it to sour and form rric acid ia the system.
This is taken tip by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
parts of the systcra. These impurities ia the blood irritr.te and inflame
the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting
of a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable
6ymptoms of Catarrh. As the blood goes to all part3 cf the body the ca
tarrhal poison alTccta all parts of the system. The head has a tight, full
feeling, ncse continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever
cymes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and
t v j x v i, affected by this disease. It is a waste ot
I had Catarrh far abont fifteen . . . , rl . , M
years, and no rum cou:d havo time to try to cure Cstarra with sprays,
t en ,7v.rae ? ri2d wytMasr washes, inhnlations, etc. Cuch treatment
X could hear of, but no coo4 ro- , , , , ' , , .r
ulted. I tht'n began s. S. S., and does not reach the blood, and can, tnerefore,
could aeo a little Improvement do nothing more than temporarily relievo
from tha first bottlo, and after , , ... . ',, -Vri.
taking- it a short while was or rod. the discomfort of the trouble. To Cure)
a ms was eit years aeo, ana lain Catarrh permanently the blood must be
as well today r. 3 any anan. Itjluk ,f .,, , J ,,, , , ,
Catarrh la a lUoocl dioecino, red thoroughly purilied ana t-iecy stem cleansed
know there la nothing o: ejrtji f nn poisons, and at the Vime time
Nobody thiuia more of S. 8. S
liapser, Ililciu
PURELY VEGETABLE
every symptom disappears, thecoristitution is built up and vigorous health
restored. S. S. S. also tones tip the stomach and digestion and acts as a
fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering w ith Catarrh begin tho
use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will
send yon literature about Catarrh, aud give "you special medical advkl
Without charge. S. S. S. ia for sale at all first chisa drug stores.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATRJWZA. C4av
An Opinion.
"Where," quoted the poetic parson,
"are the snows of yesteryear?"
"I don't know," answered Mr. Siriu
Barker, "but it's no credit to the street
cleaning department that they aren'l
lying precisely where they fell. Wash
ington Star.
Consideration.
"Do you expect people to believe the
reason you give for advancing prices?"
"That Isn't the Question," rejoined
Dustln Star. 'They ought to appre
ciate my courtesy in condescending to
give any reason at all." Washington
Star.
Only One "BROMO QUININE."
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO qUIMNK. Look
lor the signature of fc. W, UHOVJS. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in one Day. ilxs.
Demonstrating- It. ,
"The financial stringency doesn't seem
to have affected you much," remarked
Dinguss, touching him for ten.
"No," answered Shndbolt, reluctantly
handing it over, "and it doesn't seen) to
nave taught me any gumption, either."
Heredity.
The baby was learning to walk.
"B'esa iU 'it tie heart!" exclaimed the
fond mother. "It waddles dens like its
big fat papa, doesn't It?"
Lumbago.
This la really Rheumatism of the
muscles of the loins and is character
leed by revere, at times agonizing, pain
in the small of the back, allowing the
sufferer ccarcely a moment's rest,
while the ailment is at its worst. It
can come from cold, exposure to draft,
fiom getting wet leet or wearing wet or
damp clothing. It eanres acute suffer
ing, and if allowed to become chronic,
It may permanently disable tho suffer
er. Tho ay to secure quickest relief
Is to redden the skin over the painful
part by rubbing with a flenh briu-h or
piece of flannel lag, and then apply St.
Jacobs Oil by gentle friction with the
hand.
Ko Slrn.
Sister I know Jack is In love with
me.
Brother What makes you think so?"
Sister Ills bund trembled when he
buttoned my glove for me this morn
ing. Brother Guess again. I was out
with him last night." Cleveland
Leader.
"OUCH, OH MY BACK"
NEURALGIA. STITCHES, LAMENESS. CRAMP
TWINGES, TWITCHES FROM WET OR DAMP
ALL BRUISES. SPRAINS. A WRENCH OR TWIST
THIS SOVEREIGN REMEDY THEY CANT RESIST
Pricc 25c and 60o
ALL
MEN. BOYa. Woura un.r. ......
JC3" ' h D?XB2lLm nti nulla morm -jr..
-ii11"" mmnulmofurmf In Ihm
mJl'Zl 111 b.1'. um"r l-noe. mnd
aa. . . T - war-a-w 9 wuaTVi
w. L Dourlii $4 and $6 Gill tilt Sheet Cannol
eST b. th, .ha. aZiJS.'JS" t?" """" 'f n'ixx boitom. Take W. nnhstltnta.
stmuaCalalMrri?7S!ir'w'm' hhom aiaul from fartnry to any part of the woild. llula.
vawMtBasiaaia44raas. W. I. DVIlMJ.aa, Bmkita, MaaT
H
BLOOD
DISEASES
strengthened and built up. Nothing equals
S. S. S. for thi3 purpose. It attacks the
disease at its head, goc3" down to the very
bottom of the trouble r.::d r.iahcs a complete
and lasting cure. S. G. S. removes every
Tiarticle of the catarrhal poison from the
blood, rnahing this vital stream pure, fresh,
and healthy. Then the inflamed mem
branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, thchawhiart and spittlngcease,
Dead Invited to tha Banquet.
On tins accession of n new emperor
of China he goes In solemn state to
the Temple of Heaven In Peking and
formally nmumiices to his Imperial pre
decessors the new titles and dignities
which lie has assumed. These ances
tors are then dutifully Invited to tha
banquet of commemoration, where seats
ari duly reserved for tlieiii.
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMKNT is Kua aMl.'o.l to cure env
cfe of Itching Bi nd, jlocillimor I'rotrudiug
Tiles ill 6 to 14 da., or money reluiided. oOo,
Physicians In various parts of Rnglnnd
are compliiinins that the competition of
departments of hospitals is ruinously un-
fair.
Mo fiers will find Mrs. Wlnslnw's Roothlna
Byrunllinb strinedv M uao tor thslr ebUdraX
Aurlug the toe Hum; period..
Consistency In Reform.
"Why wasn't Mrs. De Kmythe-Pey
Bter at the meeting to take Bteps to
suppress the gambling evil In big
cities?"
"She couldn't eome. This is the day
her bridge whist club meets, and she's
always such a winner." Baltlmora
Amerlcan.
f'
fTP Hi. Vitus' rance ana all rtrrvous fllsra
f .t I O permanently curod by Dr. Kline's (ire
J"rv Hcsmrer. Heed fur Klll'Iltl f 2 trial liottl ana
.iviwjvw. u. jv. ji.fiii.it, lax,, tfctt Area rsu. ruue.ire
A Great Mnn'e I.I I tie Pleasantry.
"Senator," said the correspondent, "you
are quoted as advocating the abolition ot
capital piiiiiKhmcnt. How about Hint?"
"Well," answered Senator I.olHinun,
with a (frin. "don't you think capital ha
been Diiuislied itliout enoiiKhV"
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Di.llnrs Reward Inrsnr
car.e ot Cstarili that cannot bo cured by 11a 1's
Catarrb Cure
w .. F. .1. ''H ENFY A CO.,Tol"do, O
wo, tlin lindemUMied, uavo kn wn K J
Cheney for thu lasi l.r ynipH, and believe hlroi
perfectly honorable tn uli liulsnesstisiiNHntlnne
snd flnnneuilly able to carry out any obliga
tion made hv hl II rn..
WAl.UINit, KTNNAN A MAItVIV,
, , Wlioln.ale DniKplKlM, Toledo.O
nail's fntarrali Cure is 'ikon lincrna'ly, act
ing directly upon tliu blood nn l imieous sur
fines ol thu system. Testimonials sent tree.
Price 7ft cents per bnt He. Sold by all DrneKlsta.
Toko liuirs Family 1'llls lor Coiistlpallop.
tlpen Alindeil.
"Uncle George, do you believe Mara ia
inhabited'"
"Sometimes I do, my boy, and some
times I don't. It depends altogether on
which one of the monthly luiicd.ines I
happen to be reading at the time."
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