IJTTLE-OH-DEAK. ff what a wonderful garden Is here, l'lanted and trimmed for my Little-Oh-Itear I I'uuieH 80 gaudy and grass of such brown Hearth ye the country and hunt ye the town And never ye'll meet with a garden no queer Ai thin one I've made for my Little-Oii-Dear! Marigoldx white and buttercups blue, Lilies all dabbled with honey and dew, The cactus that trails over trellis and wall. Hoses and pansies and violets all Make proper obeisance and reverent chesr -Vhen Into her garden steps Little-Oh-Dear. And up at the top of that lavender tree A silver bird siugeth as only can Ae; fc'or, ever and only, she singeth the song "1 love you I love you !" the happy day long; alien the echo the echo that smiteth me here I I love you, I love you," my Little-Oh-Dear ! J"he garden may wither, the silver bird fly Hut what careth my little precious, or I? I'lora lier pathway of flowers that In springtime upstart She walketh the tenderer way in ray heart And, oh, it is always the summer tlrao here " With that song of "I love you," my Llttlo- Oh-Dear! Eugene Field. ? I The Burglary in Lark Spur Lane fr "l "t1 'I1 'fr ' ' i Larkspur Lane, with It three de tached villas, was deserted and silent 3'he postman bad left the last post at Moneta" and "Ielpblnlum," and trudged wearily away, A policeman hud strayed down the rond a short dis tance, and bad thrown his lantern neg ligently on the ohIc fencing, and then he, too, had turned liack to the main rond and Eliza, the cook, at "Valevlan Villa,'' who awaited him. Nothing broke the calm of Larkspur l.ane. for the figure that entered It Troin the lighted Btrcet neglected the pavement and enmo forward In silence on the soft, badly paved rond. There was no hesitation In his movements; apparently his actions were piirt of a premeditated plan. He glnmvd up and down the little cul-de-sac, and then threw his leg over the onk fencing and dropped on the other side. Here he .paused listening, but no sound came Trom "Moneta" to disturb him. Who ever the Intruder might be, he evidently knew bis ground, and bad studied bis plan of campaign with assiduity. He crossed the little square of turf and Jumped lightly across the gravel path, where the scrunch of the stones would tiave betrayed bliu. Any one casuully pproHchlng the shed In t ho dark could Sot have noticed the path In the deep shadow of the trees. Silently he oien ad the door, disappearing one moment Into the darkness, then emerged car rylng a short ladder. The Incredible taolseleKsnesa of bis movements would have astounded a watcher, lie walked up to the house and planted the ladder against u window. Again he pautd to listen, nml then ran lightly up It. The window was open, and he swung him elf Into the bouse. Swiftly he sped upstairs. The house had evidently no more secrets than the garden hud held for him. On the licit In tiding be stopped a moment outsldo n door, his ear to the Jamb, then he oened It, closed It after him, and walked strnlrbt over to a chest thnt stood beneath the dress ing table. From the pocket of Ills long coat ho produced a steel chisel, the rhest emitted one shun1, startling crack before the lid .flew ocji. f The Intruder glanced hastily to the Boor before he plunged his band amid tho contents of the box. Papers, letters. ho cast iihu the floor, then held large bundle up In the moonlight and looked at It carefully. Apparently he yrua satisfied with his scrutiny, for he propped the packet Into bis pocket, lie rose from his knee, and Indiscriminate ly swept brooches, bangles, a little gold watch, a necklace, and a ring o- so Into a bag. ' The thief looked round the room with a smile, and then opening the door piade his way downstairs. But the re turn Journey was fated to be notsler than his advent. As he passed the bath room he Jabbed Ills foot with a crash against a can. "I.Dwki! Who's there?" cried voice from within. ; Tlut man did not answer, but cd on with a laugh. Whoever had heard him crash Into the cau evidently heard his laugh as Well,' and did not recognize It, for he heard the bathroom window hastily thrown up. He flung his handkerchli' aver the lower part of his face at. he climbed out to bis ladder. "Murder!" shrieked the servant girl from tho bathroom. "Fire!" Tb still laughing burglar slid to the ground, but not before there cam a man's vole from tho garden. : "What Is ltr he called, coining rap idly nearer. "What la It, Mary? Where are you?" ' "The bathroom, air," came the niuf Cad reply, aa decency overcame Incll nation. .,.. To man In tba garden watched goal form pass the window ha " had Juat quitted. Ua scaled tba palings once more, and before Mary had half 1 finished her prolonged and complicated story Larkspur Lane was deserted again. , John Fenwycke tried to cut Mary short, but nothing short of a shaking could have accomplished thnt end, and the bathroom door was still between them. Kven to talk to a gentleman In state of nudity, although a deal door Intervened, offended Mary's sense of the proprieties. Ior', Rlr, let me throw somethln' on, she ejaculated In Injured tones. Is the bouse on Are?" asked John ternly, sniffing the while. No, sir, 'twas a bur-gu-Iar," stut tered Miiry, her clothes clinging to her damp form. A burglar! Where?" bawled John, stamping bis foot In Impatience. Where?" "Cllniin' out of the salrcase. win der " began the maid servant. John waited for no more. One bound took him to the bottom of the flight of stairs, and In a moment be leaned from the window and observed tho bur glar's means of escape. He climbed hastily down, and searched the lane, the garden, and the shed. Ills hostess, Mrs. Fossick, Joined him from the garden, where they had been sitting. 'What was It, John?" she queried. Mary's so hysterical I suppose It was only a mouse or a black beetle " "No, It was a burglar," said John, laughing; "but as far as I can make ont he has carried off no spoils. The dlnlng-room's intact, and the plate. Mary heard him making his way up stairs, and startled him. He must have fled Incontinently, for there's no trace of him. Mr. Fossick came back from bis club about an hour later. "Why, Mary!" he exclaimed, "you look as though you bad seen a ghost." He gazed from one to the other as though calling for an explanation. We've hnd a burglar alarm In your absence," cried John, laughing ; "It wasn't discovered till bis departure, and Mrs. Fossick was a little upset." "Burglars at 'Moneta!'" repeated Fossick, Incredulity In his eyes; "why, there's nothing worth stealing." His eyes fell on his wife's face, and he went a step nearer her. The Jewels are still at the bank, "DO YOU IjOVE THIS MAN?" Mary?'' he Inquired, with a slight note of agitation In his voice. "Yes." she said mechanically. Fosslck's eyes sought bis wife's. For the first time In their married life he knew she was telling him a lie. For the first time, he knew, but how mnny might she not have told him? He winced at the memory of the afternoon and bis hand went to his breast pocket. He had sat down to work after tea that day while his wife and John hnd gone Into the garden. After a while longing for his wife's company had come over him. and he hnd wandered out in search of them. At first It hnd been unconscious and unavoidable, but later he had listened Intently and on purpose. "You will redeem them?" he had heard John say. es, dear, .Mrs. fossick had an- swered. "Oh. how good you've lieen dear, dear, John !" What promises had his wife made his friend? What Intimate discussion was this In which he had no part? "It was hard It was luiiiosslble, when Bubble was alive, but now I can do It easily. It has been a weight on mv mind all these years, but at last 1 shall be happy!" Mary unhappy In her married life! Mary bound only to mm. Bo, long as Babble breathed! Mary faithless Fossick had almost groaned aloud. He turned to go. then stopped. "You will bring them to me?-' "Yew. to-night, before you go. I have them linked away upstairs. I think It would break Fred's heart he's he's ho fond of me. and he'll think I've beeu ltoor and unhappy all these years. He mustn't know, John." Fossick came hack from his memor ies with a start. "Where's Mary?" ,-I dont know," returned John, ap parently absently: "she went out of the room a moment since. Ah ! here she Is!" They heard her footstes on the stairs, and detected her agitation before she burst In upon them. "I've lieeu robbed," she gasped, "John. John, they're gone!" "What have?" demanded her hus band, going to her. "Why, Mary, don't be so perturbed. I've never had any thing very valuable to give you, I'm afraid. We'll soon get some more, and the Jewel are safe at the bank, areti'i they?" "Yea." Mary'a cyee wera fixed on John, who stared hack Into hers with dismay written on his face. "Go," she cried to hlni ; "ttop them Aa John want away Fossick went to bis wife. lis 'Mary, explain. Do you love this man?" John ! love John !" she echoed. Fred, Fred, what do you mean?" "Just what I say," he answered. firmly. "Do you love him? Answer me yes' or 'no. " No." Then why do you wreck your home for him?" What do you mean? Fred, tell me ex plain, I " The explanation must come from on." 'The explanation?" she repeated the word, dwelling on each syllable. "Yes. I was In the garden before dinner " Mary did not remember what She had said to John, but she knew where in the trouble lay, while something In his persistency told her that he bad guesed her secret about the Jewels. But Fred knew nothing; he had seen only falsehood In her eyes, and wondered at It. I had to," she cried, wildly. "John did" It for me. Babble was 111 oh. Fred, you remember, and I said It was little legacy, do you remember? I couldn't see Babble die of of want ing the best. That's why I did It, Fred, darling. Oh, I should have told you, know, but they were my Jewels to do with what I willed, and I knew you'd try to prevent me perhaps run Into debt yourself and be worried. So John did It, and I've been saving from my dress allowance do you remember how angry you were about the bonnet? Three years, you said, and a hat be came mummied millinery. But I saved It at last, Fred, and now " Slowly the light was beating through to Fred. Babble's Illness the legacy. He drew a packet softly from his breast pocket. Not love letters what then? He handed them without a word to his wife. She gave a great cry, and she broke the seal and the little tickets and contract notes fell to the ground. "Pawn tickets!" be ejaculated, and then stared at his wife. For a moment there was silence, then he gathered her Into his arms. "Forgive me, sweet," he murmured, his lips almost touching hers. "I was mad Jealous unworthy. Because I heard those words there In the garden I destroyed the trust of a life. I thought that John and you " Oh, Fred," she murmured, lifting her lips to his, "but how did you get them back?" "I I " Fred started at her, and held her close. "I was a beast, Mary distrustful horrible! But I didn't open the packet, dear. I I was the bur glar." Philadelphia Telegraph. ENGLISH SPORT IS WORK. Not Mnoh Play Abont Hunting in Scotland, Says a Boston Man. The Americans who think that En- gllsh sport Is play made easy have something to learn," said John Mason Little, who returned to Boston this morning on the Saxonla after a month's shooting In Scotland. "I know that tba notion prevails over here that the En glish go in for their sport In a spirit of enjoyment while we are supposed to make hard work of It. That Is a pretty dream. As a matter of fact, the En glishman turns his sport Into the hard est kind of work. It may not be pro fessionalism, but their golf and their hunting are undertaken In dead earn est" Since early In September, when ha went to Scotland for a vacation from business, Mr. Little, accompanied by Mrs. Little and his two daughters, hat been In tho Scottish highlands at Beau fort castle, the country seat of Lord Lovatt, which had been leased for thu shooting season by Mr. Little's son-in- law, Charles W. Ogden of New York, says Boston Transcript. The Englishman who Is stalking deir In the highlands mny think he Is having an easy time because he has never been used to anything else, but shooting In the Maine woods Is a holi day compared to the scramble up hill and down after those Scottish deer. In the course of a day's stalking you are fairly sure to cover fifteen or twenty miles, while even If you go out for grouse, the tramp from cover to cover will take you ten miles before you know If! The economic condition of Scotch lands Mr. Little found esoclaly Inter esting to n stranger. "Practically the wliole of rural Scotland," he said, "Is leased, at all events, during the hunt ing Benson. The hunting lands are so valuable that there Is hardly a laird of them who can afford not to rent his estate for the shooting." Mr. Little said that the most forcible Illustration of the difference between the old country and this was furnished by a servant In the cnstl which he was occupying. He spoke to a maid to tell her thnt his telephone Ml was not In order. She seemed not to comprehend He related that his telephone bell was not ringing, and asked ; "IK you un derstand?" "Ah'm tiVklu nontlee. sir," said the girl, "and Ah'U write tte manager di rectly about It!" Bat SH1I Oat of the Vnloa. Nature Is something of a manufac turer herself. In the case of certain! cf.ctus marvelous natural pottery Is produced. Woodpeckers excavate nests In the trunk and branches, and to pro tect Itself the plant exude a sticky Juice, which hardens, forming a woody lining to tho holes made by the birds. Eventually the cactus dies and withers away, but the wooden bowls remain. A bruiK-tte says that the blondes are always selfish, and that they are erceedlnely affected lu their mannet toward gentlemen. Steering a Bis; Ship. The work of steering a big ship, even with the aid of all Its machinery, Is much more delicate than one would Im agine. The larger and faster the ship, the greater the difficulty. It Is not enough to hold the wheel In the same position to keep the ship on her course, for tho wind and waves and the cur rents of the ocean tend constantly to knock her off. The great wall of steel offers a broad target for the wind and the waves. The art In steering Is to adapt the ship to these forces, and when she is deflected, to bring her back aulckly to her course. If you could i watch the binnacle, especially In bad weather, you would see the needle of the compass constantly shifting from side to side, which means that the great steel prow Is not going forward In a perfectly straight line. Llna Loo and the Giant. Little Ling Loo Found a giant's shoe; The shoe was broad and deep. Ling Loo got Inside And did gayly ride Across the ocean deep. To an isle he went On adventure bene. As he sailed in the giant's shoe. So he landed awhile On the bonny isle, For he'd nothing else to do. While he rested there In the fresh night air A step was heard hard by. Ling Loo took a peep Up the mountain steep ; Then, frightened, began to cry. For a giant strode O'er the mountain road. Coming straight towards little Ling Loo, And one foot was bare As It cleft the air, For the giant wore but one shoe. "Ah. ha !" he cried, When Ling Loo he spied, "Little chap, you've got my shoe. But, come, dry your eye; You needn't cry !' For I'll tell you what I'll do. "I'll let you stand On my outstretched hand It will bridge the ocean deep. Then, when I say 'Go !' Be ready, you know, t0 mete the home-stretch leap, So little Ling Loo Did what you would do 'He 'jumped on the giant's hand ; I And with one mighty leap I Crossed the ocean deea ,To his own celestial land. Annie James. The Part? or the Winds. Big, blustering, boisterous Northeast Invited all the little winds thnt live up In the sky to come and play. North east was so merry and mad that he briskly blew and friskily flew, getting rendy for bis party. He whisked the leaves and twisted ' the trees, and broke off twigs with I greatest ease. He was awkwanl, too. 1 nnd made a big hullabaloo, for the lit tle work he hnd to do. But at last all was ready and the guests began to arrive. North and East came togeth er; they were cousins In wealher. North wns quite a bright chap, with a cool manner 'and a clear complexion. He brought as a present some glorious, glittering Icicles. East was a high-spirited maiden, who could never keep still a minute. and -she brought a gift of puffy, fluffy suow. The three winds played a while. They made little twirls nnd whirls lu the snow, then they made little tosslngs and crossings of the twigs In the tree- tops. They bristled and whistled, they bustled and hustled and tussled. But when they heard West Wind coming, the three went away and bid In the deep, dark wood. West was such a mild, gentle little lady she was quite contented all by herself, and smiled sweetly and played little louely but lively games of puff and whiff. Then she went away. She tried to find the bidden ones; but although she blew Into every crack and crevice, and raised a terrible dust, she could not And North, Northeast or East. Then South came, and finding no one to receive him, ate all the Ice and snow, like the greedy fellow he was, and went back to hla orange-blossoms. What a strange party ! Youth'a Com panion. , 1 Arabia H enterals. Thera la a widespread misapprehen sion about tha figure that we use aa numerals. Ther are not Arable, aa la Ifweralbr benevad. but are tha drat ten letters, with two exceptions, yt the Fgyptluu alphabet They are found on the mummy bandages almost wen- tleal In form, with the exception of G and 8, with the figures now In common use. The true Arublc numerals are to- tally unlike. The figures we uss peared for the first time In Europe In 1240. Alphonso, son to Ferdinand, king of Castile, ordered a table to be prepared and employed for the pur pose Isaac Ilazan, a Je wslnger of the synagogue of Toledo, and Aben Kagel, an Arabian, and It wa9 In this table that the figures were first given. Gooaeberry. Many young people have wondered how the gooseberry got Its name, sup posing, quite naturally, that the fruit must have some connection with a goose. Here Is the explanation : Goose berries are called In German Johannls- beeren, that Is, "St John's berries." because they ripen about the time of ne feast of St John. St. John is caned in Holland St. Jan, and the fruit Is there called Jansbeeren. This word was centuries ago corrupted Into gans- beeren, of which our English word gooseberries is a literal translation, gans, In German, signifying a goose. "JACKASS BATTERIES." Men and Moles Required (or Work In the Monntalns. One of the most interesting organiza tions which took part In the maneu vers at Camp Taeoma, Washington, of Western troops under General Freder ick Funston was the Eleventh Battal ion, field artillery, Major C. A. Ben nett commanding. This battalion consisted of the Sev enteenth and Eighteenth batteries, sometimes referred to as "Jackass" bat teries, says Leslie's Weekly, because of . the use of mules. The battery pieces are transported In sections on the backs of mules, the guns and carriages being divided Into four parts, making four packs for the same number of animals. This enables the batteries to be transferred through the most difficult regions accessible to troops, and the guns cau be brought Into action In mountainous country, in the united States army these batteries are com paratively new, but they received their baptism In the Philippines and have proved their practical value In many I skirmishes upon the cottas and forts of the Moros. It Is surprising how rapidly the mules are unloaded, the parts of the gun thrown together and the gun load- ed, sighted and ready to be fired. At a test of the Eighteenth battery the men ran the mules back fifty paces, unloaded and assembled the gun and fired In forty-five seconds. This was a world's record. The work requires not only lntelli-1 gent but powerful men. The gun Itself weighs 230 pounds and -the trail the same, but the men handle the pieces Tstth ease. The mules, too, are familiar with the drill and perform their parts In a by Its Inventor, according to a writer very Intelligent manner. They know in the Detroit News-Tribune. Two par thelr respective positions, and when the entless squirrels, but a few days old, load Is lifted they Immediately Jump hungry and disconsolate, were recently forward, so the piece can be placed discovered In the hollow of a tree In directly on the ground. I the suburbs of Detroit They were The gun used In those batteries has rescued and given to a sympathetic a range of from 3.500 to 4,000 feet. It man who lives near, and who wllllng flres a large shell, but has a lower ly assumed the duty of foster-parent, muzzle velocity than the larger field1 After the orphans were safely estab- pleces. In design the piece Is some what similar to the "screw" gun of tha British army. . No More. Now the letter R appears; Now the oyster gaily steers Toward the scallop or the stew, For the summer days are through, No more freckles ; no more tan ; No more leisurely young man. No more strolling 'neath the moon ; No more ice cream ; no more spoon ; No more' landlord smiling gay At the bills you have to pay. No more tunes In discords played ; No more boardwalk promenade: No more sleeping rooms so small That your elbows hit the wall. Home again! Despite the heat, A real town is hard to beat! Washington Star. Not III Fanlt. A first grade boy brought perfect spelling papers home f,r several weeks, and then suddenly began to miss five and six out of ten. "How's this, son?", asked his father. "Teacher's fault," replied the boy. "How Is It the teacher's fault?" "She moved the little boy that snt next to nie." I.ipplncott's Magazine. On Pa. "That'll be quite a swell wedding at your house to-night," said the old friend of the family. "Of course you'll give your daughter away." "No," replied the girl's father, "I guess I'll only be lending her. I be lieve they'll be back to live w4th us." Philadelphia Press. Open Season for Bandits. Now is the time the plumber. Who's been humble all the summer. Begins to strut about with haughty mien And study the arithmetic - Which will enable hira to qnick Ly prove that two and two make seven teen. Kansas City Times. The average man Is dissatisfied elthei witn wnai ne nas or with what be hasn't A woman always imagines she la charitable when she lets her husband have his own way. A girl may be as pretty aa a picture but soar pictures are Here. tii i)iaisi l'fai'1 CUEING A BAD HABIT. T t n. .. I I n i l. I I I I I III I H"t"H"M"r j vnwvw When Sir Sandford Fleming, the ap-!"oted English engineer, Inspected the proposed route of the Canadian Pacific Kallway in ism, lie was accompauieu M the Itev. George Munroe Grant The ' , .1 ...I. in 1 hnpitulilna of traveling through a wilderness, but bus many Interesting experiences. One of these, saya Mr. Grant's biographer, was meeting the different parties of engineers stutloned along the way. The most picturesque person asso ciated with this exploration of the mountains was Major Rogers, the dis- covererer and engineer of the passage through the Selkirks. Rogers was au energetic man, renowned for unconven tlonality but exceedingly profane. The engineers who were passed on the east ern slope of the mountains were in a state of great expectancy at the pros pect of the hard-swearing Rogers being host to a clergyman. Rogers at first was under the Irapres ilon that Grant, who was addressed as "Doctor," was a medical man. The day after the first meeting was Sunday, and Fleming proposed that Dr. Grant should bold divine service. The major took the suggestion as a Joke, and with great energy drummed up bis men. Dr. Grant preached at length, and dexterously brought the subject round to profane swearing. Avoiding any appearance of aiming at any one hearer, he, pointed out the uselessness of the habit, and incident ally noted Its gradual disappearance from the conversation of gentlemen. He had observed with accuracy one salient point in Rogers' character. The man was pn'ssionately determined to live like a gentleman, and to have his men regard him aa a gentleman. The discourse struck home. Then and there Rogers resolved to abstain. once at least during their stay with him his guest's pity was excited by his herou suppression of his vocanu-. iary at a trying moment. Sonwt'iing wtl,t wrong with one of the cvuoes. Rogers opned his mouth, but lu the aic f time remembered his resolve and stood helpless. Grant laid his hand on his arm. -"Major, If you've got to get rid of It, go behind a tree and say It" Sir William Van Home was fond of telling of his first meeting With Rogers after this affair. After some talk, Sir William said : ."What's the matter with you, Rogers? You haven't sworn once." "Well, Mr. Van Home, Fleming brought a parson up here named Grant, ne gave us a sermon on swearing, and he .made out that It wasn't gentlemanly to swear, so I atonped." Living? by the Pen. The fountain pen has proved Its use fulness In a way hitherto unknown to the general public, and undreamed of llshed In a roomy wire cage, the prob lem of feeding them presented Itself. They were too young to crack nuts for themselves, and their little teeth were too sharp to permit the use of a rub ber tube for liquid refreshments. In this emergency, their protector had an Inspiration. He filled the reser voir of his fountain pen with milk, and Inserted the point In each small mouth alternately. The orphans drank eager ly. Succeeding experiments have been equally successful, and when last heard from the pets were thriving vig orously. A Perambulating- Padding;. A "commuter" who lives up the Hudson River, and who Is, of course, accustomed . to "go downtown" every morning, contributes a specimen of Finnish humor to the New York Sun. By the commuter's confession, he la prone to prowl around the refrigera tor almost every night and quietly dispose of any "unconsidered trifle" thnt may tempt his appetite, without publishing the same to the household at large. ' Recently his wife was discussing luncheon with a new Importation from Finland, named Hilda, and remem bering a pudding that they had not been able to finish the day before, said to the kitchen autocrat: "Do you know where that piece of cold pudding Is?" Without a smile on her face Hilda answered : "Yes, ma'am, It has gone down town!" The Milky Way. The milky way In the heavens Is composed of myriads of fixed stars, but It Is not true that they have any Influence that anybody knows of on the direction of the wind 'or other ele ment of the weather of the earth. Their apparent changes of position are due only to the changes of position by the earth In Its dally and annual revolutions. The stars In the milky way are so far from the earth that It takes thousands of years for the light from them to reach us. All Arraaared. "And now," said the dear girl, "you had better go up and speak to papa." "Are you er aura he's - borne?" stammered Mr. Sloman. "O! yeauunleaa he's got. tired wait ing and gone to bed you'll find blni la the sitting-room." Philadelphia Prcaa. f r-H- H