Hood's Srsaparilla Em surpassed all ou.wT medicines, In merit, ales and cure. lta success, treat as It has been, has ap parently onlr just begun. 1 It has received 'by actual count more than 10,000 testimonials in two years. It purines the blood, cures all blood dis eases, all humors and all eruptions. It strengthens the stomach, creates an appetite and builds up the whole system. It cures that tired feeling and makes the weak strong. , I In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses IL The coach In which the Lord Mayor of London rides on state occasions has been in use since 1757. E-TO Bt. Vitus Dance ami an licrrous Dlsesses I w permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal erve Restorer. Herd for KRRE 2trlal bottle and The Egotist's Talk. The egotist who bores us so, Although he may not lie. Is very sure to let us know His talk is al! "My" "I." The Catholic Standard and Times. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS - PAZO OINTMENT is guaianteed to oure any . case of Itching, Bi nd, jleedlng or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 aa j s or money refunded. 60c. Seenlar Opinion. "Paw, what is a 'lay delegate' to a church conference?" "X yellow legged chicken, my son." Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing, Byrup the b at remedy to use for their chUdrej during the teething period. The only breaks' In the monotony of a model married man's Jlfe are those caused by death and the season's changes from peas to corn and beana, The cows udder is kept in a clean, healthy and smooth condition by waeh ng it with borax and water ; a table spoonful of borax to two quarts of water. This prevents roughness and soreness or cracked teats which make milking time a dread to the) cow and a worry to the milker. End ot the Vacation. Influential Parishioner Doctor! when do you start up the works again? The Rev. Dr. Fourthly (with great ererity) PWiue service will be resumed next Sunday morning, Mr. Higgsworthy, at 11 o'clock. It Cures While You Walk. .Lnn'! n tEase. ' "certain cure for hot. K .ii t? CaVu8' 1? ?woen, aching feet. Sold ir-Pt.aseixf-, Pricee- Don't accept any substitute. Trial package FREE iSH,i Allen 8. Olmsted, Leltoy, T Y. .. " Cnrlosttr Appeased. "I notice you are prematurely bald," bserved the inquisitive passenger. "May I ask how yon lost your hair?" "I lost it by doing too much butting into other people's affairs," answered the ather Twmsenor. ' OtfN Mule' Team Sample, Booklet and Parlor Game, Whia ICo Paclllc Coast Uorax Co., Oakland, Cal. BY mil LE11DN1 fin TTalts, Two Step, Three Step, etc Dance completely tanght ruaranieea in ionr lessons r-roi nu vnion. 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Lirar. kidney Tronhlwialiollat Maahond. sauls Waakaoa aad All Prlvat. UImsm.. A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Pekins. China Safe, Sara and Reliable. XT TOO ARK AJXICTED. DOltT DIXIT. BELAYS AH. DAjiotBOBS. COISSUl-TATiOrX PREB If naoaaBot sail, wrltofarnnptoahlaak sad etna. lar. InrloM 4 rn la atam m. THBO.OEKWO CHINrjtKMJDfrSirtOO. Ml 14 rirst St.. Cos. Uanimm. ft JPlsaas Usatioa This Pause, P.N.IV WaS2-7 WHEN writing; to aasaitloaia ylaaoa aUsa this oapsr. -.aJ Ta C- " 1 r. i :. i i The Devil's Disciple," Bernard Shaw's puritan play, Is found "dull" by London theatrical critics. The au thor of "Man and Superman" and "Ma jor Barbara" Is to blame for that "The Life of Henrik Ibsen," by Ed mund Gosse, is a new volume In the Literary Lives Series. It Is valuable Inasmuch as It uses a quantity of In teresting material when has only be come available since Ibsen's death. Jack London continues to be Inter' euted In the fauna of the arctic region end the theory of evolution. The magic of his terrene types, bis fearfully strong characters clenched in an ele mental struggle " with hunger or cold or lust, perhaps does not hit one so forcefully as at flrst Yet there are few men writing magazine lictlon who manage to get tenser situations or stories more efficiently told. Mitchell Kennerley, the New York publisher, wishes It to be known that the favorite novelist of King Edward VII. Is "Victoria Cross." His majesty does not follow In the footsteps of his revered mother, who delighted in Marie Corelll. The flrst copy of each new work by "Victoria Cross" Is forwarded by order to the royal library. It Is to be hoped that none of the majestic grandchildren have access to the . li brary. "Nietzsche, the most original thlnkei of our age, whose thoughts came to him In snatches," says Arthur Syinons !n the Saturday Review, "was concern ed for the most part with problems of man, the creature as he Is to be seen In the herd and on an occasional moun tain top. Take the book which has at last been translated, and admlrabiy, Into English, 'Beyond Good and Evil.' a book which Is full of magnificent speech, as straight as Whitman's or Carlyle's, but more brilliant, more mod ern, more cutting than theirs; a book In which Ideas are tumbled together, In a dazzling confusion; one of the most vital of books ; and look here and there at the criticism, which comes In by the way, mostly criticism of literature, and sometimes as Inevitable as this on Po tronlus, 'who, more than any great mu sician hitherto, was a master of presto In Invention, Ideas and words.'" But Nietzsche's criticism that music since Beethoven is "not musical enough" Is Nietzsche reasoning himself out of his Instincts. He does not allow himself to recognize that music Is music, not a tendency or a tradition, "and all that he has to say now about music Is val ueless, because he has ceased to hear It 'or bis own sake, disinterestedly." A Careful Wife. Royalties are much like other folk, after all. A pretty little story Is told in W. Beatty Kingston's "Men, Cities and Events," which gives a pleasant picture of the present Kaiser's father, then Crown Prince of Prussia, and af terward the Emperor Frederick III. The Incident took place at the nuptial ball of the "Pearl of Savoy," now the Queen Dowager of Italy, the well-beloved Margherlta. She was dancing when her dress caught In the spur of a cavalry officer, and was so badly torn that a wisp of gauze trailed from the skirt along the floor.' Quickly the Prussian heir apparent .ame up, produced a dainty little moroc co case, took from It a tiny pair of scissors, and kneeling down, deftly cut away the wreckage. When her royal highness bad resumed her dance, Fred erick William went up to Prince Hum bert and craved permission to keep the tatter as a souvenir of the queen-to-be. The request was cordially granted, and the prince carefully folded up the bit of gauze and put It In his pocketbook. King Victor Emanuel complimented the young man on carrying such an out fit, even in the ball room. , "The merit belongs to my wife, sire," answeredthe crown prince. "Long ago she gave me a pocket necessalre with all sorts of useful things, needles, thread, buttons, hooks, scissors, and so forth, and made me promise to keep It always about me. What took place Just now only proves tliat I am a lucky fellow to have such a clever wife t 'pok out for me." PreachlBtT aad Practice. Lord Lawrence, one of the famous Viceroys of India, was an able and very simple man. He used to do bis work In his shirt sleeves, and discouraged as much as possible all state and cere mony. He was Inclined to treat the natives like children, although he al ways strenuously Insisted upon their meriting and receiving justice and kindness. Lord 1?76 went to India to suc ceed him, and on the last afternoon be fore Lord Lawrence was to leave for borne he took the Incoming' viceroy for a drive. On the way he Improved his doctrine of kindness very totnphatlcally and solemnly on tils successor. Lord Mayo thanked him for his help ful advice, and they returned In due course to Government House. The syce, or footman, was slorw and awkward In opening the door of the carriage, where upon Lord Lawrence Jumped out In a temper and gave his ear an unmistak able tug. Lord Mayo turned to the viceroy's aid with a smile. "My first practical lesson In kindness to natives Is undoubtedly an odd one," be whispered. Really superior people do not ac mpsrlor. Why Refer to Doctors Because we make1 medicines for them. We give them the formula for Aver's Cherry Pectoral, and they prescribe it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. They trust it. Then you can afford to trust it. Sold for over 60 years. M Ayer's Cheiry Pectoral Is a remedy that should b. In every home. I have osed a great deal of tt for hard cough and colds, and I know what a splendid medicine It Is. I can not recommend tt too highly." MABa; . Cobih, Hjde Park, Mass. by J. O. Ayet Co., Lowell, Am &iav manufacturers of 7 SARSAPAEULA vers PILLS. HAIR VIOOK. Ayer'a Pills greatly aid the) Chorry Pectoral In breaking up cold. The Natural Result. "Pa, what happens whea railroad cars are telescoped?" "I suppose the passengers see stars." Baltimore American. BEST PRECR1PTI0N CAN BE EASILY MIXED AT HOME AND CURES RHEUMATISM. Full Directions to Make and Take This Simple Home-Made Mixture Makes Kidneys niter Out Adds. When an eminent authority an nounced in the Seranton, Pa., Times that be bad found a new way to treat that dread American disease, Rheuma tism, with just commtfn, every-day drugs found in any drug store, the phy sicians were (low Indeed to attach much importance to his claims. This was only few months ago. Today nearly every newspaper in the country, even the metropolitan dailies, are announc ing it and the splendid results achiev ed. It is so simple that any one can prepare It at borne at small ooit. It Is made up as follows: Get from any good druggist Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce ; Cotapound Kaigon, one ounce; Corn pound Syrup Barsaparllla, three ounces. Mix by shaking in a bottle and take in teaapoonful doses after each ratal and at bedtime. These are all simple ingredients, making an absolutely harmless home remedy at little ecst. Rheumatism, as every one knows, ia a symptom of deranged kidneys. It ia a condition produced by the failuie of the kidneys to properly 'filter or strain from the blood the urlo acid and other matter which, if not eradicated, either in the urine or through the skin pores, remains in the blood, decomposes and forms about the joints and muscles, causing the untold suffering and de formity of rheumatism. This, prescription is said to be a splendid healing, cleansing and invig orating tonic to the kidneys, and gives almost immediate relief in all forms of bladder and urinary troubles and back ache. He also warns people in a lead ing New York paper against the dis criminate use of many patent medi cines. Only One "BROMO QUININE." That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look lor the slxnature of K. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. Merely a Filler. Pairy (reaching fer kis blue pencil) anything in this story about a railway ajar? i Graff Yes four lines. State of Ohio, City of Toledo ( Lucas County. u Frank J. f'henev maVna aiim h,i t. .anin. partner of the 8rm ol F. J.Chener Ai C.a .. dnlns businessin the City of Toledo. Count and statu 1 . aforesaid, and that said firm will pa, "he sum nPn B boot owl Ior 119 weer re al one hundred dollars for each and norts. Every nlsut the vllluff'jrs listen every cue of Catarrh that cannot be cured b, the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. Jt I - I ... FRANK J. CHENEY. ' Sworn t before me and ubnrlbel in my pres ence, this 6th day of December A D. 1886. t Seal ) A. W. OLKASON, I tt n, r , NotaryPublic. I Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur taxes of thesystem. Send fortestimonials free. ai..v r - CHENEY4CO.,Toledo,0. Sold by all drursists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Mils for constipation. Fraulein Ricbter has been appointed lecturer of philology at Vienna univer sity, the first instance of a woman receiv ing such an appointment. Habitual Coaipation May be permanently overcome proper pentunai w f oris wnn tne assisiance 'tciQ.1 laxauve lAVa o3nn. vrhich enable one to jjorm WJuUc habits doily so tholosastance to rta- Tiire mov be groauary c when no longer neerlecl remedies, when repaired nature aru) not tq suppl tare rnoy be grodueny dispensed w ith wien no longer neeqea osiheoesi ot a, arelo assist r .aV . la suoolanl Ute nalun at tuacuons. which must depend aui- I I A. I . t I I A. t . ... matejy upon proper nourtsViment, FFFdl orkand ri0Kt living fcrierally. . loet its beneicial effects, always J. aaanuacturea k the California Pio Syrup Co. oniy SOLO BY ALL LCADINC DRUQCISTS oj Staeonjy. rejuior frwt SH awBotli. the one Truly benel remedy. Oyrup ot tii - topped aa Ammonia Leak that En. dansT.ered Lite and Property. That "necessity is the mother of In- i ventlon" was never more forcibly made I MARHJE DIVER'S QUEER JOB. true than recently, when a submarine Whenever a sore refuses to Leal it Is because the blood 13 not pnre an3 diver, clad In his under-water garb, healthy, as it should be, but i3infected with poisonous germs or some old was sent Into the store of Hollls & Rich blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most to put a stop to the leak of overpower- usually afflicted with old sores are persons who have reached or passed raid ing fumes of ammonia which were fill- die life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system, have naturally lng the place, says the Boston Adver- tfftt0 to decline, and the poisonous genus which- have accumulated because tlser. ' of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint Shortly after 3 o'clock In the after- w"ck as bitherto been held ia chech, now force aa outlet on the face, arms, noon the cap of the big tank which is leEs ?r other ot The place grows red and angry, festers and filled with the ammonia used In mnk- etts surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn Ingthe freezing mixture connected fed.and Pea b? Iut which the blood is saturated, with the cold-storage plant blew off jotting w more trymg and disagreea and the deadly fumes filled the cold storage plant and gradunlly made their way through the walls of the store It self and up through the elevator well I so that the entire building was filled I with them. The proprietors of the place were at tlielr Wits end ns to now to nut n aton to the leak before their stock was dam- ngea. homebody in the crowd that gathered suggested a deep-sea diving outfit and Mr. Hollls Jumped at the suggestion, and, running to a telephone, got a diving concern to send a man up at once prepared to uiuRo the most cu rious diving feat ever accomplished by any diver. Putting on his garb, the man entered the building where It seemed that no man could live. Ills assistant pumped fresh air to him and the diver worked away without great discomfort, fitting a new cap oii the tank. no niu iubiuu iue uuiiuuiK less innn half an hour before he returned and , He was Inside the building less than told the people who waited for him outside that the task was accomplished and that in a few moments the build ing would be free of the fumes. ' WORLD'S GEEATEST SHIPOWNER. Charles Wilson, FlrsfLord Nunburn holme, who died recently at Hull, Eng land, was the senior partner In the largest private shipping company In the world. A native of Klngston-upon-Hull, he was born in 1833. His father, Thomas, started with one ship at the j.s'.'Aj;. ... f;-"i,r . V'"",' i ;, if- ', ; '''i ', ;.V,; '1 ''' i LOBU NUNUUBNHOLMK. time when steam was coming Into vogue. Today the Wilson fleet num bers eighty-nine steamers with a ton nage of 100.43!), and a capital ' of 2,500,000. He sat Is rarllament for thirty years, and was raised to- the peerage in 1005. He is succeeded by his only son, the Hon. Charles Henry Wellesley Wilson. Ills daughters In clude Lady Cowley and Lady Chester field. Owl Forecasts Weather. Hancock, Just over the Lebanon Mountains, west of I'lttstlulil, on the New York State boundary, depends for the owl, wblcu roosts in ttie forests of John Taylor's farm. If the owl gives a series of long, mournful boots, rain Is expected the next day ; if Miurp and clear are the hoots, the weather will be clear. The owl's forecast has never 'ailed yet The owl Is called Rig Ben. Uts mnte was Bhot 15 years ago mid now glioma the show window of FrunK lladwell's store. Itobert J. Gillespie of .Sew York, touring through Iluncock the other night, listened to the owl lor .ilf an hour. He .says all Washington weather forecasts have been thrust aBlde In Hancock. I'lttsflekl (Muss.) Cor. New York Herald. Aa Electrical IMant. A plant has been discovered in Nica ragua' which appears to be charged with electricity. If one of lis branches im M.liK H4 notrn l.insi m .11- 1 iiru, t-UnpU .Imiiar f0 that nrodueed b a battery Is felt Its influence upon a magnetic needle is noticeable at a dis tance of baif a dozen yards, and as om gets nearer the plant this influ ence Increases. If the Instrument Is placed In the center of the bush It will assum a circular movement. The In tensity et the Influence manifested seems to depend upon tbe time of day, Kansas City Journal. - V Literary Bserclaee. ' Wife (scornfully) Oh, I've no doubi you were at the literary club reciting poetry till this hour of tbe night And, pray, what were you reciting? Husband (remlnlscently) I think wash something 'bout "Chips That Pasb In the Night" Iialtluiors Aiuer- cao. M m OIJJ SOKE; BY IMPURITIES for suspicion; the same germ-producing cancerous ulcers i3 back of every old sore, and especially is .this true if the trouble ia aa inherited one. Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can . ... do any faoe of rour years' standing, it ing the sore with caustic plasters or the Sl???"?1?10 "i ? u surgeon's knife make a lasting cure. If n every way until I became every alarmed about It and consulted tol.i. aiarmea aoouc it ana consuitoa V&lMZ&to& cause ffi,d"iom duJ Z BLOOD CANNOT BE CUT AWAY. and after t.k.lnir it a while I was The cure must come bv a thorousrh cleans- Porautfiftta: ln of the Mood. In S O. S. will be found effect of 8. s. s., and there has not a remedy for sore3 and ulcers cf every kind. 8?SS.ouAlflt.0f th" 0r in It 3a unequalled blood purifierone that West Union, Ohio. 'xuua.vwit. suw VEGETABLE Then the sore begins to heal, new flesh PURELY jf.orni- iu ji lf. Place .f3 ,ver ' n h?5 tS' S',S' tha,3, punfied the blood tha cwjic 19 pcrmanenuy cureu. o. o. vj. iur sluc ul uii utm i:iu&9 uru& piurea Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice VQXi desire. We make no charge for the book or advice. f THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA Not Properly Desert ptt to. "At what hour do you wish the mar riage solemnized?" asked the clergyman. "Eight o'clock to-morrow evening," said the caller, twirling hia hat in an embar rassed way, "but there ain't no need of being so awfully solemn about It, you know. I'm the clown and she's the lady bareback ritVr." hiasi. i airman. i mill. in ., ii.,.r- lk.ailAi.,V The Kind You Have Alwavk i ri r ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over ao years. Allow no one to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and ' Just-as-good" are but Experiments, antl endantrer tno nealth of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Nnrcotio , substance. Its acre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverlshness. 'It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething1 Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving liealthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Sears the In Use For The M ii in all I II I ii in the land is not always the 23 Ounces fop 25 Cents Is the result of modern ideas. Costs OUNCES, less. Does better work. You must try it to see. Get a .can on trial. 1 he baking: will ugnicr ana tastier or we pay ior tne can. ria. " - AM, ""U MASr I siTawlM W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES t9tHOat 'OR EVesY MEMBI THE FAMILY, T ALL H $25,000 ifSX3Z32: 3SM0iS FOR EVERY MEMBER OFaaa, THE FAMILY, AT ALL PRICES. S wm omn prove w. L. am m not mmkm A mm tl gf u ammrl 1 msreMen't $3 A $a.60mhamm flbiraf w ( Ihmnmny olhmr mmnufmolurmr. THE KEASON W.L. Uonclas shees are worn by more people Id all walks oil ife than any other males ia txicsua ol thnir exeellent styls, easy-bttin, and suparinr wearing qualities. Ine wiedion orthslsatheri and other materiula for each part ef the shoe and every detail of t lie making- is looked after bv tbe most complete organi.-.ation of superintendents, foramen end skiUedshosrnakers, who receive tlio highest wages paid in the aboei ndurv. and who workmanship osnnot ie excelled. if I could take you nto my large lactones at ftodihow you how carefully W. L. DoukIm ibnea would then understand why they hold theirshape, fit better, ir I V 0 wear! onger and are or greater value than any Mjr 94.O0 mnd 9B.OO OILT HDQCthomm osniwf bm ouanW an ark.. CAUTION I A he genuine have W. L. lAiualaa name and prioe alamped on hotlum. Take Ha aJaaetltate. Ask your dealer for W.L. Kouglas shoes. I f he cannot supply you. lend cUiaottelaetary, Blwsssentsrsrwharaby mail. Catalog Int. W. L. Douglas, Bretetea. 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