Country Merchants Farmers Stockmen Ship your good, fat produce to Smith. He never charges com mission. Ship by express. He will pay as follows: Live bens, 16c Drannd hens, 17Hc Dreaaed Horn He Dressed VeaL under 130 lbs, 12He. Large Veal less. Eggs, market price. Address FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "righting the Beef Trust" PORTLAND. OREGON In New Tork'i Bronx zoological park there are nearly twice the number of Eoologtcal garden. COFFEEX TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT !3ZZ33EIZEE CLfiSSFT. nFVFM PWILANQ. OKE 1 Trial Bottle Free Br Mail it yoo suffer from Epilepsy. Ftti, Falling Sickness, Spasms, or bsre children that do so, my New Dis covery will relieve them, and all you are asked to do Is to send for a Free Trial (ii Bottle of Dt.liav'i Epllewptlolcies Curef It has cored thousand where evervthlne; alia failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Lahoratoi y Under Pure Fond and Drugs Act, June 80th, 11108 Guaranty No. 18971. Pleaso write for BpeclalFree 2 liottle and give AGK and complete address DR. W. H. MAY, 548 Pearl Street, How York. You can't sow thistle and reap ngs. II you plant rerry s seeds you grow exactly what you expect anain a prolusion ana pence- tion never excelled. FlftV years of study and exnerience r-rikc 1 hrm re liable. For sale evervvjfit-re. Fsrrv'e 1010 food Annual free on request D. H. FEBHT a CO. Detroit. Mich. MODERN EXPERT DENTISTRY At Prices that Defy Competition TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY it rAINI.ESS EXTRACTION fSOC ILVER FILLINGS 50c up GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 UP EK GOLD CROWN S5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE $5.00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES 110.00 Out-of-town patient can obtain pcrfeet work and save money by calling: at our office. MO ETUDEN rS NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323V4 Washing-Ion St.. Cor. Sixth Established '15 vean Hera to star You . 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"I was absolutely out of meat- For, even In those days, the cost of living became sometimes almost pro hibitive. DR. MARTCX'S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Tears the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for women's ail ments a scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The result from their .use is quick and permanent. For sale at all drug stores. XT Is Treacherous Memory, "Er may I call you, Miriam, Miss Montague?" "Teg, If you like, Mr. Tompkins, but my first name is Florence." Chicago Tribune. Worms "Cases rets are certainly fine. I gave a friend one when the doctor was treating him for cancer of the atomach. Tks next morning be passed four pieces of a tape worm. He then got a box and In three days he passed a tape-worm 45 feet long. It was Mr. Matt Preck, of Millersburg, Dauphin Co., Pa. 1 am quite a worker for Caaca rets. I use them myself and find them beneficial for most any disease caused by impure blood. Cues. B. Condon, Lewiaton, Pa., (Mifflin CoJ CUT THIS OUT', mall it with your ad dress to the S'vling Remedy Company, Chicago. 111., and tweive a handsome sou venir Gold Bon Bon FREE. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. 'BUTZER 188 Street Front Portland. Oregon $5 GLASSES $1 CRYSTAL DUPLEX LENSES (clearest and best for eye) in GOLD SHELL frame complete (for a limited time only) $1.00. Write at once for Home Eye Testet equals a personal visit. Sent you free by return mail. Our Glasses fully guaranteed one year. REFERENCES: Northern Bank & TniBt Co.; Peoples Savings Bank; Seattle Commer cial Club. LOOK CRYSTAL OPTICAL CO. 207 Sharer Building. Seattle, Wash. KOW-KURE is not a "food" it is a medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. Made for the cow and, as its name indicates, a Cow Cure. Biureness. retained after birth, abortion, scours, caked udder, and all similar directions positively and quickly cured. No one who keeps cows, whether many or few, can afford to be without KU W-KUli-E. It is made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "Cow Money" sent FREE. Ask your local dealer for KOW-KURE or send to the manufacturers. DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. Irndoorule, ft SAVED BY WIRELESS Call of Sinking Steamer Beard and Quickly Answered. STEAMSHIP KENTUCKY IS LOST Captain and Crew of 46 Man Saved by Steamer Which Picked Up Call for Help. New York, Feb. 6. One more the wireless has averted disaster, for the "S. 0. S." signal of distress, quickly flashing through the ether, this morn ing summoned help to a sinking steam er and tonight Captain Moon and his crew of 46 men are safe on board the Mallory liner Alamo, while their ves sel, the steamer Kentucky is at the bottom of the sea off Cape Hatteras, It is another case of disaster averted by wireless and told to the world by the same medium. The Kentucky, a wooden vessel of 996 gross tonnage and 203 feet long, was bound from New York to the Pa cific coast for use between Seattle and Alaska porta for the Alaska-Pacific Steamship compny. First news of the Kentucky's dis tress was received at the United Wire less company's station at Cape Hat teras at 11 :S0 o'clock this morning. There the operator heard the "S. O. S." and quickly followed by this mes sage: "We are sinking. Our latitude is 23:10; longitude 76:30." Almost simultaneously the operator heard the steamship Alamo respond to the Kentucky's call for help, informing Captain Moore that the Alamo was making all speed to the sinking ves sel's assistance. Thereafter no message was received from the Kentucky, indicating that water had interferred with the power, puttiny her wireless apparatus out of commission. The navy department at Washington in the meantime flashed wireless mes sages along the Atlantic coast, dis patching the battleship Louisiana, which was on a 24-hour speed trial cruise, and two revenue cutters, the Yamacraw and Seminole, to the scene, but at 5 o'clock word came from the Alamo that she had arrived first and had taken off all hands in safety. This is the message as received in New York by the United Wireless company from its Cape Hatteras sta tion: "Latitude 82:46; longitude 76:28 Steamship Alamo has just taken Cap tain Moore and crew of 46 men from the sinking Kentucky. Water had al ready reached the fire room and the steamer will sink before midnigt The Alamo is now proceeding to Key West." COAST ASKS PROTECTION. Seaports Need 60 Submarines for Defence in Time of War. Washington, Feb. 6. Ten submar ines a year for the next five years is the program of naval construction for the Pacific Coast defenses that has been prepared by the members of con gress from the states of the Pacific Coast. This will be insistd upon strongly at an early date before the house commit tee on naval affairs. Delegations from Oregon, Washing ton and California have organized to press this claim. Representatives Hayes, of California; Ellis, of Ore gon, and Humphrey, of Washington, were appointed by the Pacific Coast delegation to ley their plana before the naval committee. Mr. Hayes strengthened his position in his argu ment by quoting from the report of the naval board of strategy and other gov ernment documents. "The Pacific Coast is in a defense less condition," declared Representa tive Hayes. "In San Francisco Bay the current is so strong that it is next to impossible to protect the entrance to the harbor with mines." . Body Finds no Takers. Los Angeles, Feb. 6. Contrary to the expressed wish of Moses A. Har mon, as contained in his last will, the body of the free thought advocate will not be turned over to New York or Chicago physicians for the instruction of classes in anatomy. Miss Lillian Harmon, who arrived from Chicago to day to attend the funeral of the octo genarian, said that no physician had expressed a desire to take advantage of the strange bequest, consequently funeral services will be held tomorrow and the body will be cremated. - 4 Sugar Case Complicated. New York, Feb. 6. The tangle in the sugar underweighing fraud cases was further comDlicated. if anvthinc. by the hearing in the United States circuit court here today. Counsel for Charles R. Heike, secretary of the American Suc-ar Refininc eomnanv. while anxious to press the claims of immunity for bis client on the ground that he had testified to material mat ters before the grand jury, did not wish to imperil his case. Father of Babe Is 83 Sawtelle, Cal., Feb. 6. The birth of a girl was reported today from the home of Mr. and Mrs. Vernum Wes cott The father is a veteran of the Civil war and 83 years of age; the mother is 28. Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby's Body. "When my I ahy was fuur months old his fare broke out with -eczema, and at six teen months of age, h:s face, hands and arms were in a drwt.Tul state. Theecsenia spread all over his bo.lv. We had to put a m sk or cloth i ver his face and tie up his hands and anna. Finally we gave him Hood's Sarsnparilla and in a fw months be was entirely cured, nnd today he is a fine healthy buy." M KS. INEZ LEWIS, Baring, Maine. H nod's Satrparilla mm all blond disease. Get it toriav in usual liquid lorra or chocolated tablets called Sarsatat-a. 1UU Danes $1. Hard L-lae-s. "I could perfect my' machine It I eould get anybody to believe In me. "Yet you are undoubtedly a genius." "That's just the trouble. Everybody thinks It Isn't safe to trust a genius m-lth money." CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind Yen Have Always Bought Bignature of f-cJU signs. "Have you ever noticed any Indica tions, madam, that your husband has liver complaint?" "I think I have, doctor. Everybody, seems anxious to get away from him whenever he begins to talk." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to rar any ease of Itching-. Blind, Bleeding; or Protruding Piles to to 14 days or money refunded. 60a. This I-awyer Was Yoonsr. Old Lawyer (to younr partner) Did you draw up old Moneybag's will Young Partner Yes, air, and so tight that all the relatives in the world cannot break It Old Lawyer (with some disgust)- The next time there Is a will to be drawn up I'll do it myself. New York Bun. Unreasonable Woman. Wife Now, see 'ere, Jim: It jrer don't provide tor me better I shall .uit so I warns yer. Husband Provide better! WelL I like that. Why, ain't I got yer three good Jobs o' work this last month? -London Sketch. One Thing That Will Live rorever, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in 1807, over 100 years ago, sales in crease yearly. All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Bow Did Ha Kaowt An ancient Egyptian moralist, writ ing to his son, says: "If thou takest wife, try to make her happier than any of her women friends; she will be doubly bound to thee If the tie is sweet to her accord her what pleases her she will appreciate the effort." Delicacy. Tubb Old boy, I want to congratu late you on your speech at the banquet last night. O'Sudds (after waiting a moment) I know you do, pard, and you're awfully sorry you can't do it truthfully. I ap preciate the effort, just the same. Nas ty weather. Isn't ltT Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. ibo Plncbea All 'Hound. She My new gown la Just lovely; It's a perfect fit." He Satisfied on that point, ehf She Yes, I know It's a good fit, be cause It pinches me so" He Well, it doesn't pinch you halt as much as it does my pocketbook." Catholic Standard and Times. All Who Would Enjoy good health, with its blessings, must un derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy ment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to living aright. Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under or dinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu able if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it la alike important to present the subject truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Children Coughs Suffering GivsB infant taJLU wk. aMl LA .L. --' r - r Trial Cbadrea Bke K toe so piesssat to take aad den) not apsat All Druggists, ZS 1 PUTNAM piws nnersssary pis 05 - way He Quit. "Why did you throw up your Job at id Spotcash's store?" "Well, to tell the truth. I didn't like his position on the labor question." "What was his position?" "Why er the last time I saw him he was sitting In his chair looking sternly at me, and pointing straight to the door." Phlraeo Tribune. Had Kothlna- on Noah. Noah was Inspecting the animals as they trooped Into the ark. "I don't claim to be a fauna! natural ist," he said, "but I'm making T. It's Smithsonian Institution collection look sick." In due time, moreover, he sailed away with the greatest aggregation of living wild animals ever seen In captivity. Hrr riaylnsr. Mrs. McDuff This paper says that mice are attracted by music, but I don't believe It. McDuff Why not? Mrs. McDuff Because I never see any mice around when I play the piano. McDuffff Well, that's no reason for doubting the paper's statement. Stetnway and Other Pianos SHERMAN, SIXTH AND MORRISON, OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE. PORTLAND, ORE, We Sell Pianos and Player-Pianos of Unquestioned Reputation AT PRICES AND TERMS TO SUIT ANYONE1 S CIRCUMSTANCES la addition to our mrular line of beautiful new Pianoa, we have many very desirable used Fianos which wa are offering- for a mere fraction of their original cost. Though you may not have contemplated an Immediate purchase. t WU paT rou fa take ad vantage of this opportunity to secure a fine Piano much below the cost of a new one. Our Rental Purchase plan makes piano buying- easy. Mothers will find Mrs. WlnalnV Smithing Byrup the best remedy to iiao fur their cUUUraa luring the toe thing period. Microacoplo Mechanism. Mymecldes, an ancient carver, was so proficient In microscopic mechan ism that he made an Ivory ship, with all Its deckB, masts, yards, rigging and sails, In so small a compass that It might have been hidden under the wing of a fly. Ho also made a chariot with four wheels and as many har nessed horses, which took up scarcely more room than the ship. Cured. Only autburlsxd Kwlev In stitute in On-con. Writ fur Illus trated oin-ulitr. Kertey Institute, tlblllli N., Portland, Uregim 'THE OLD RELIABLE." assa J-arcr - VH GQHORRHOEAandGLEET AT DHUGG1STS.0H TRIAL BOX BY MAIL 50c FROM PLANTEN.83 HENRY ST. BR00KLYN.NY . BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. Painless Dentistry Out ef town people oaq bsTe their pl.U aod brilgwrk fln lined la one da, Wt nsoessarr. Ws will gin yea a r 1M fold ar vcruliii porc.lili arms lor S3.6( Solar Crowns 5.0 -'ii22kBri(lnTMtB3.5 f 1 8ol. Fillings 1.0C Enamel Filling 1-0U 8ihrr Fillings .Oil Inlsy Filtlng 2.50 fjood Rubber . oi.i.. 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A flavoring used the same as lemoa or Taama, By dissolving granulated sugar in water aaa adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup la made and a syrup better than maple. Mapleine is sold by grocers. If nut send 3Se for 2 oa. bottle sad tecips book. Crescee Mis. Ce Seattle, Wa, (Z COLT DISTEMPER Osa be bandied very easily. The sink are eared, and all others la sainestaule, no m.llrr how"einod." kept from baking the dis ease, by using Spoil N't) L1UHIU UIST1.MPI.K 1'IIKK. Give en the tonime or la feed. Aclsoa (he blood end expels serais of sU forms of distemper. Best reined I ever known for meres la foal. I I'S j 1 ausrenteed to oure one raae. iunand llabotlle: s ea4 I SlOaoEen. of druggists snd harness dealers, or sent espree. paid as nianiifaetnrers. Out slinsrs how to poiillli-e throats. Our Free poosiet gives everything. Ixx-sl sgents wanted. Laigaat seliiaa horse remedy ia eilauuoe twelve rears. Bacteriologists, GOSHEN, IND, U. S. A. 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