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- L-.jl U-J a sawe; OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST SEAECH TOR PLATINUM. Government Experts Investigate Pros pects in Coos County. Marshfield Th.it platinum exists in Coos eounty seems to be the opinion of experts and that the development of the mineral is being looked into by men of money there is no doubt. Dr. D. T. Day, who has charge of the min eral division of the geological survey in Washington, D. C, has Deen mak ing investigations. He was sent out for tho purpose of investigating the possibilities of platinum mining devel opments along the coast. He is quoted as saying that he has found some plat inum in the ore examined so far, and has stated that he will give instruc tions to miners as to how to save the platinum which he believes is now lost in large quantities in the process of mining for gold. A. L. Macdonald of Schenectady, N. Y., where mining ma chinery is manufactured, is accompany ing Dr. Day. They have gone down the coast to make further investigations. The Tesults of the work will be of vast importance to the mining interests of Coos and Curry counties. CO-EDS TO HAVE HOME. Society Women of Eugene to Assist in Building Bungalow. TTniversity of Oregon, Eugene. To build a handsome bungalow to serve as the general headquarters and center of co-ed student life at the university of Oregon is the unique plan of a number of prominent Eugene society women, including the wives of several univer sity professors. The bungalow is to cost about $2000, and will be constructed along craftsman lines. It will have one large room for meetings and social affairs, with a small kitchen, bath and rest room. The building will be constructed on a lot just outside the college campus, owned by the University Young Women's Christian association, which will be in charge of the bungalow after it is com pleted. President Campbell is much pleased with the interest the women are taking in the bungalow. Big Orchard Near Dee. Dee Portland people are preparing to plant 500 acres to apples south of Dee. The building of the Mount Hood railway from Hood River to Dee and the establishing of the Oregon Lumber company's plant here has in three years settled the valley along Hood river. Many fine apple orchards have been set out. Logged-off lands have been cleared and where three years ago stood the giant firs now are seen buildings and orchards. Largest Hatchery in World. Salem The largest salmon hatchery in the world, to be owned and operated by the state of Oregon, will be formally opened at Bonneville, Monday, Novem ber 15. The new central hatchery cost more than $12,000, and has an egg ca pacity of 60,000,000 and nursery ponds sufficient to feed 5,000,000 young fry. The hatchery is now nearly completed, uml is being operated under the direc tion of Superintendent J. W. Berrian. Antos Take Place of Stage. Prineville J. H. Wenandy of Bend, who has for the past two years ope rated the stage line in conjunction with the D. I. & P. company between Bend, Redmond and other points to Shaniko by way of Madras, has disposed of his entire stage and livery business ex cepting Bome holdings in Bend, and has put five up-to-date automobiles into the stage service covering all points in the interior. 10,000 Bushels of Potatoes. Oregon City J. II. Brown, of New Era, comes very near being the "potato king" of Oregon. He -raised 10,000 bushels this year, beside 3400 bushels of wheat and 250 bushels of clover seed. Mr. Brown ships nearly all of his prod ucts to California, where the excellent results of his scientific farming are well known. Linn County Gets New Town, Albany The Linnbaven Orchard company, which plans to set out a 3000-acre orchard in tho northern part of Linn county, will establish a new townsite. It will be called Linnhaven. The site of this new town has not been definitely chosen, but it will bo near the center of the colossal orchard. Capital Stock Increased. Klamath Falls At the adjourned meeting of the Klamath Watersuers' as sociation the capital stock of the asso ciation was increased from $2,000,000 to $6,000,000 by 9000 majority, while the proposition to increase the par value of the stock from $20 to $30 per share was lost by 2145. Poultry Show for Pendleton. Pendleton At the meeting of the Umatilla-Morrow County Poultry asso ciation, January 25, 26 and 27 were set as the dates for the big exhibition of birds. Great interest is being man ifested, and it is expected that there will be the finest display of poultry in the history of this section. Big Turnip at Dallas. Dallas William Shewey is exhibit ing a turnip which measures 34 inches in circumference. It is solid through out and very heavy. The turnip was grown on fern land a few miles from town. Dry Land Potaoes. The Dalles A. II. Fligg has taken 1,330 sacks of potatoes from 14 acres, grown by the dry land farming process. Mr. Fligg is exhibiting numerous spec imens weighing three pounds each. Hopyard Sella for Good Price. Dallas It. E. Williams and I. N. Yoakum have purchased of Thomas Holrrfln 100 acres of hopyard, located near EoIa; for $20,000 cash. FARMERS ARE COMING, Kansans Take Contracts to Buy Large Acreage Near Grants Past. Grants Pass Development of the country by the colonization method has been started in Rogue river valley. Several large projects have been ad vanced that bas caused a general move ment in this direction, particularly the talk of an electric line from Grants Pass to Ashland. Another feature that has gone far to ward the rapid development of much land bas been the inauguration of large irrigation system for both high and low land. A project to colonize P., 000 acres within a few miles of this city was an nounced a few days ago by W. B. Sher man, who asys he has contracts with sufficient people to take up this land in 40 and 80-acre tracts. Nearly all the buyers are farmers from near Kansas City, and they and their families will begin to arrive shortly. The advance guard will select the improved land this fall, in order to be prepared for the spring crops. Following in the spring another body will arrive, and within a year the entire tract will be settled with Eastern farmers. The price to be paid by the colonists for the unimproved land will vary from $8 to $20 an acre. "Fake" Label on Apples. Hood River The members of the Hood River Apple-Growers union, which comprises 90 per cent of the orchnrdists, are up in arms over the report from New York that quantities of apples were on the market there bearing the wrappers of tho union which were not up to the high standard of quality main tuincd by that organization. The wrap pers of tho union are regarded as an absolute guarantee of high quality in the east, and when these apples were found to be inferior in selection and pack, many complaints poured in upon Steinhardt & Kelly, who bought the en tire output of the union this year. Douglas Plans Good Roads. Roseburg This year Douglas county spent $100,000 in good road building. That the work is to be continued, only on a larger scale, is proven by the pur chases recently made by the county court, fceveral " weeks ago the court purchased the rock quarry and bunkers vacated by the Warren Construction company, upon the completion of the company's paving contract in this city. This included all crushed rock that had been left by the company. New Sawmill for Wallowa. Wallowa Plass Bros., a well-known sawmill firm of Elgin, have shipped their machinery to this city, where they will consolidate with tho Bear Creek Lumber company, a new corporation re cently formed. The Plass mill will be installed on tho new company's hold ings to cut the timber for a new mill, which will be installed next season. The company will put in a new band saw with a capacity of about 40,000 feet per day. Beet Weighs 30 Pounds. Eugene Ole Casperson has brought back to Eugene a beet grown in his garden that beats all beets in this sec tion. The vegetable weighs just 30 pounds. Portland Markets. Wheat Bluestem, $1.05; club, 95c; red Russian, 92Mc; Valley, 9495c; Fifo, 92(a93c; Turkey red, 9Cc; 40-fold, 95(a9Gc. .Barley Feed, $27(a27.50; brewing, $27.50 per ton. Corn Whole, $33; cracked, $34 per ton. Oats No. 1 white, $28.5029 per ton. Hay Timothy, Willamette Valley, $1417 per ton; Eastern Oregon, $18 20; alfalfa, $15(5)16; clover, $14; cheat, $1314.50; grain hay, $1415. Butter City creamery extras, 36c; fancy outside creamery, 3036c per pound; store, 22V224c. (Butter fat prices average iy2o per pound under regular butter prices). Eggs Fresh Oregon extras, 40r) 42V.C ner dozen: Eastern. 30rffi34e. tier -- ' i dozen. Poultry Hens, 13,214c; springs, 13Vj14c; roosters, 910c; ducks, 15ffi15c; geese, 10c; turkeys, live, 1617c; dressed, 2021c; squabs, $1.75 2 per dozen. Pork Fancy, 99e per pound. Veal Extras, 94(5)10c per pound. Fruits ADDles. SltfB2.25 hnx; 75c$1.50; grapes, 50e$1.15 per crate, iu(giay2e per DasKet; casabas, $1.251.50 per dozen; quinces, $1 1.25 per box; cranberries, $8.509.50 per barrel; persimmons, $1.50 per box. Potatoes Oregon, 5060c per sack; sweet potatoes, l2c per pound. Vegetables Artichokes, 75c per doz- lc; cauliflower, 90c$l per dozen; ceT ery, 50(S85c; corn, $11.25 per sack; horseradish, 910e per dozen; peas, 10c per pound; peppers, $1.50; pumpkins, l(S)lc; radishes, 15c per dozen; sprouts, 8c per pound; squash, $1(5)1.10; tomatoes, 2560c; turnips, 75c(5$l per sack: carrots. . heels ii mfi. bagas, $1.10; onions, $1(5)1.25 per sack. Hops 1909 crop, 23(5)25c; 1908 crop, 20c; 1907 crop, 12c; 1906 crop, 8c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 1623o per pound; Mohair, choice, 24c. Cattle Best steers, $4.254.50; fair to good, $3.854; medium jind feedors, $3.503.75; best cows, $3.25(&3.50; me dium, $3; common to medium, $2.50(5) 2.75; bulls, $2(5)2.50; stags, $2.50(a;3.50'; calves, light, $5.255.50; heavy, $4 4.75. Hogs Best, $7.85(5)8; medium, $7.50 7.75; stockers, $56. Sheep Best wethers, $4.25(5)4.50; fair to good, $3.754; best ewes, $3.75 (5)4; fair to good, $3.503.75; lambs, $55.35. REFORESTATION IS EASY. Observations of a Practical Timber man Clearly Set Forth.. (by J. "S. Young, Innian-Poiilsen Log giug Co., Kelso, Wash.) The Tiinbennaii: As the question of cuuserviug our present forests and re forest iug our logged-off lands is now commanding so much uttention, a few observations from one who has given the subject considerable thought may not be out of place. I'eople who are dealiug with statistics and theories tell us that our forests will be practically exhausted iu fifty years, at the present rate of cutting; and as the rale of consumption will undoubt edly iucrense, it would Seem that our only hope of a supply for future gener ations is in growing more trees. The question of conserving and pro tecting our forests aud raising another crop of timber to take tho place of tho one wo are now cutting and destroying is purely an economic one, and not gov erned by academic theories. Hence, we will conserve and protect our present forests, plant and raise a new crop of trees on our logged off lands just as soon as we find out that it pays to do so. Tho writer remembers doing a lot of hard work, in early life, along with many others, destroying our forests that we might raise grain and garden truck to cat and hay for our stock; and why Because these things to us had a value, and trees had none. We could not cat them and nobody wanted to buy them. But mark tho change today. Tho trees have a value; our lorests are at the present time one of tho chief sources of wealth to tho states aloug tho Pacific Coast, and where the conditions for re foresting aro so favorable, they can be made a source of wealth for all time to come. Hut as approximately only 20 per cent of the standing timber of the country is iu tho hands of tho govern ment and about SO per cent under pri vate ownership, tho question of refor estation presents some serious difficul ties. What is the age of our present for ests What are the means to be em ployed to retorest our logged-off lands What length of time will it take What benefits can be derived And then the great question, Will it pay To the first question, I would answer: "From 100 to 400 years." Tho na tional government is at the present time gathering tho data to answer questions two and three. The writer has made some observa tions regarding the growth of timber, which lead him to believe that growing timber will pay. 1 have found trees 13u years old 52 inches in diameter on the stump, that cut over six thousand feet of merchantable lumber. The annual growth showed these trees were 24 inches on tho stump at 40 years aud at that time should cut 900 feet of lumber. From my observations, extending over several sections of timber, 100 trees 10 to 18 inches in diameter can bo grown on each acre in 40 years and these will make 30,000 feet of merchantable lum ber; these same trees will cut 70,00(1 feet at tho end of 125 years. The question is, What will bo tho value of this 30,000 feet of timber grown on an acre in 40 years or tho "5,000 feet grown on an acre in 125 years I will hazard a guess that 30,0U0 foot of standing timber will bo worth $8 per thousand in 40 years, and that an acre of land planted to fir trees will earn $( per year for tho entire period, not counting the small trees that can bo taken out and utilized for wood, posts and poles during the 40 years. I do not think there is any use to which wo can put our mountainous, rocky, logged-off lands that will yield as much wealth, though to tho indi vidual 40 years is a long time to wait for a harvest, bit not long to the state or nation. To my mind, tho phase of tho ques tion that presents the most serious diffi culties is tho problem of taxation. I have no hesitation in saying that our present system of taxation, particularly regarding growing timber, is all wrong. 1 do not propose to discuss tho matter as to whether the timber interests have paid too much or too little of the taxes in the past or at tho present time, but a system that does not tax tho growing crops of tho farmor, the gardener, or the fruit grower, aud taxes the growing crop of timber over amfovcr, and at a rate that will confiscato the entire crop in 30 to 35 years, when it takes from 40 to 100 years to raise this crop, is cer tainly open to valid objection. As a substitute for our present system of taxing timber, based on values, I would advocate a cutting tax to bo paid when tho timber is cut; a portion of this tax to bo set aside to bear the expenso of reforestation by the state; and a por tion to pay tho expense of protecting our present forests from fire and depre dation. I shall not attempt in this article to enter into the details of such a scheme. I am told on good authority that rais ing trees by the state or national gov ernment pays in European countries. If so, why not here on our western coast, where the conditions are almost ideal! (Concluded next week.) Cook's Photos Assailed. New York, Nov. 15. Professor Uer schel C. Parker, of Columbia Univer sity, who was a member of Dr. Cook's Mount McKinley party, in a lecture be fore the Patria club of New York, de clared that after a thorough consider ation of the evidence, he was convinced that Dr. Cook did not get within 10 miles of the peak. "The photographs which Dr. Cook claims are of tho sum mit," he said, "were taken from Brown Ridge, 20 miles away. I know positively that they are not pictures of the main peak." Freed, He Sues Heney. San Francisco, Nov. 15. A. R. Mc Kinley, one of the United Railways detectives, who was arrested several months ago on n charge of stealing documents from the office of District Attorney Langdon, entered suit today against Rudolph Spreckels, William J. Burns, Francis J. Heney, Harry Wil bur and "John Doe" Burns for $50,000 damages for conspiracy and false im prisonment. The chargo against Mc Kinley was dismissed last week. Cannot Author of "A Crooks ""'L WonWo Wit." 'Booton'. Brln." A LIU Intoro.t. "Monk's Cboioo." "A Womon Hoart. CHAPTF.lt VI. (Continued.) Miss Desmond had been little more than a week at Inklefleld. when, re turning home from the neighboring vicarage, whence she had been dls patched with a message respecting some of the local charities to which Mrs. Bavllle contributed, she entered the drawlngroom through one of the French windows which opened on a veranda and thence on to the grounds The lady of the house was not there but lounging comfortably In her cspH clal chair sat a gentleman, who, dl reotly Miss Desmond entered, rose and made her a bow a bow which proved that bowing was not yet quite a lost art. He was a tall, elderly man ot un certain ape, slight and elegant, with fine aquiline features and l'ght-blue laughing eyes that looked rs If boy hood still lingered there In spite of the wavy hair that curled round fl rathei low but well-shaped forehead. He was carefully, admirably dressed, and lnde scrlbably fresh and cool, though It was a burning August day. "Allow me to explain my appearance here," he said, In a pleasant, youthful voice. "I have taken the exceedingly uninteresting journey from Ixindon to this place, and I now await Its amla ble mistress's pleasure as to whethei she will see me or not." "Has she been told you are here?" asked Mls3 Desmond, taking off a large garden-hat, which she continued to hold In her hand, wondering who this could be. Mrs. Savllle's visitors had hitherto been few and far between, her acquaintances at that season being scattered In remote regions. "Yes, 1 believe her major-domo has conveyed my pasteboard to the august presence." And the stranger, with the air of being very much at home, drew forward a chair, which Miss Desmond did not accept. "Pray, has Mrs. Savllle been long here?" "About a fortnight." "And you have you been here all that time?" "Xot quite." "Ah! what wonderful resisting pow er! I should have Imagined you would both by this time be extinct from men tal Inanition." Miss Desmond laughed a sweet, well-amused laugh. "And you can laugh like that!" he continued. "Then your vitality has ol course kept my revered sister-in-law alive. It must, however, exhaust your own vital powers to give out ozone no, what do they call It? electricity to such a degree. There is nothing to tne so soul-destroying, ro deadening, ns suburban rusticity. Won't you sit down? I can't stand any longer mv self." "Then pray do not. I do not sit down because I am not going to stay. I thought Mrs. Bavllle would come In Immediately," said Miss Desmond, who began to perceive In some way that this pleasant, talkative personage was a good deal older than he seemed. "Since you permit It, then." And h sank Into his chair with a sigh of re lief. "You see," he went on, "this sort of place is Just far enough from Lon don to cut you off from all the con veniences of town life, and too neat for any of the legitimate amusements and occupations of the country." Here the butler appeared, and said "Mrs. Savllle will see you, my lord, If you will come this way." The gentle man rose, and made another elegant bow as he passed Miss Desmond. "What an amusing person! I won der who he Is. Some relation, 1 sup pose, or he would not speak so freely thought Miss Desmond. "1 must not go to Mrs. Savllle at present." She too left the room by a different exit and ascended to her own pleasant apartment, which looked out to the front; a dressing-closet opened from It, and, except for the bed, It was fur nlshed like a sitting-room. After lean ing from the window for some mln otes, apparently In deep thought she went to her writing table, and,' un locking a desk with a key which hung to her chain, she began to add some lines to a closely-written letter which lay therein. 8he had written for a considerable time when the sound of wheels and horses feet drew her to the window from whence she saw the gentleman with whom she had spoken In the drawing-room descend the hall door steps to enter a very rusty fly or sta tion cab. He had a comically rueful expression of countenance, and, look Ing round over the front of the house his quick eye caught sight or Miss Des mond. To her annoyance, he lifted his hat and gave a slight expressive shrug before stepping into his cab, which drove off immediately. "I wish I had not looked out" she thought; then, smiling at the Idea, it truck her very like an "expulsion.' No doubt Mrs. Savllle could be very evere-even cruel; but she Is good to me. I had better give her tho vicar's nwasage; yet I feel half afraid. This I v ill not do. My best, my only chance Is fearlessness." She paused a moment, then locked away her wrttlng again, and proceeded down a long passage and a short stair to the wing In which was Mrs. Sa vllle's boudoir. She knocked at the door, and was Imperatively told to come In. Mrs. Savllle was walking up and down, evi dently much disturbed. "I beg your pardon," hesitatingly. "Oh, come In, come In! I have been worried by an Importunate fool; but I am not so overset that I cannot attend to anything else. Did you see the vicar?" "I did; and he Is very sorry, but he has already returned the plans of the cottages to the builder." "Then he must get them back," very sharply. "I will walk over myself to the vicarage. I want movement. Did yon happen to see Lord Everton?" "The gentleman who has Just left? Yes; he was In the drawing-room when I came In." "He Is one of the most contemptible men In England," continued Mrs. Sa vllle "a mere butterfly at sixty-three. He has only existed for pleasure his whole life, and even now pleasure still pleases. His sense of enjoyment has been his ruin. A trlfler of the most trifling description, without an ambi tion or an aim; worst of all, reckless of how he may throw others Into temp tatlon or difficulty. He has Injured me past forgiveness, and yet he comes meandering here to try and talk me over to Induce me to pardon the cruel lest Injury that could be Indicted. I told him my opinion fully; but to be seriously angry with such a creature is like taking a howitzer to shoot a humming-bird. Come, Miss Desmond let us go out Into the open air. What o'clock is it? Nearly five? I shall walk round the grounds until It Is time to find the vicar." They paced somewhat slowly across the grounds to a wooded rising ground on the left of the house, from which a vlow of It and Its surroundings could be obtained, and when they had ac complished the ascent Mrs. Savllle sat down, as If tired, on a sent placed at the best point of outlook, Her com panion had observed that the keen, active woman was stronger In spirit than In flesh, and felt a sort of pity for this rich, prosperous, resolute lady. "What a sweet, beautiful place this Is!" she exclaimed, after gazing at the smie before her for a few mln utes. "I think it Is the most charming I have ever seen." "Then you have not seen much," re turned Mrs. Savllle. testily. "That Is true. I have not seen any fine places in England, and tne palaces and chateaux abroad are so melan choly; but wh could desire anything beyoi.d the exquisite, graceful, home- II he beauty of Inglefleld?" It wan, in truth, a delightful abode, sheltered on the east by the upland from which they now looked down; the ground sloped steeply from the opposite side, giving a wide view over a richly-wooded country; while the house, gardens and grounds occupied the level space between. Fine trees stood about, for Inglefleld was an old country-house dating tolerably far back, built In the half-timbered style the first story of fine bricks, the upper part beams and plaster, with high chimneys and many-gabled roofs. -The large additions made by Mrs. Savllle's father had been carried out In strict accordance with the original plan, and the garden designed to suit It also A circular lawn, surrounded with flower ing shrubs and dotted with several large spreading trees, separated the house from a wide avenue which open ed exactly opposite the entrance, over arched by a double row of great old elms at either side. Beyond, on the left, from a wooded hollow, through which a trout-stream had been widen ed and dammed Into a miniature lake glimpses of which could be caught when the sunlight fell upon It, rose the smoke from some unseen chimney. "Home-like," repeated Mrs. Savllle. "There Is an Immense amount of non sense talked about home. I wish you could see Klngswood. Lord Everton's Place; it 'Is one of the finest seats in England full of family treasures and historic relics and he would not make the faintest effort to retain it He might have entered diplomacy or taken a foreign appointment and saved money. But he is quite content to de rive his income from the rent a Man chester millionaire pays him for his ancestral halls, when he might have married the millionaire's daughter and kept It for himself." "Well, if the daughter was not the sort of woman he could love, he was right," said Miss Desmond, thought fully 'Suppose she was not corapan tenable, that he could not love her: the finest place In the world could not make up for that" n!5U, &re f00U8h chlldt Th thg called love sooa avaporates. Rank, Im portant, high position, last: ana . ties due to one's station nil m satisfactorily T i. . " UP Ufl " lOW, mean ceptlon of existence to spend itln sonal pleasure." ln Iw "Ye., certainly. Ton are right - , gerly. "To live for one's self In any way. U miserable. n,,i JV" right to try and be ,." .".." nM "You have been tolrM. . hat vou . ..m " ' '?.r' ""a unkindly. "Have you been haZr' Her Interlocutor paused before .s. replied, "Yes. on the whole I havVb! happy. Sometimes It has been tnta! to feel shabby and to be unable tor2 a new dress, to know that lovely Z ture. and delightful music were wl In your reach, yet Inaccessible Th. worst Is to want nice delicate thIB for some one you love and not to h. able to get them; that Is bitter StllL nothing can be so poverty-stricken u to have no one to trouble about . one to love or live for, no one to low you." ' "It Is, then, very unfortunate for person of your disposition to have lost your home." remarked Mrs. Bavliu coldly. "It Is sad enough; but I have been fortunate ln finding friends like Mr Rawson and his daughter. It , ter. too, to believe that there la some pleasant sheltered nook round the ne turn of the road than always to look for sandy deserts. Loneliness Is thi worst evil of all: It Is what I feu most."' Mrs. Bavllle did not answer imm dlately; then she said, abruptly "What Is your name your Chrtatian name?" "My name? Hope Desmond." "I thought so. It Is very apprt prlate. You have-given me a curloui mental picture. I suppose It Is true, though It Is incomprehensible to mi, hut you glvs me the Idea of being sen sible and accurate. Do you not feel that your life bas been lost, frultleM, passed as it has been In this constant struggle?" "No." cried Hope, her dark eyei lighting, and lifting her head with an unconscious but dignified movement "It has had much sweetness, and I have been of some use. Though I an not clever, I have done what I could; and that will always comfort me. I do not fear the future. Work will come to me. I would not change with any one. I prefer to remain the 'me' that I am." "You are an unusual specimen, Mlsj Desmond, and really a profound phi losopher; yet you have refinement and taste, aye, and culture enough, to ena ble you to enjoy beauty and elegance, literature and art. I congratulate you; only, if every one was as easily pleas ed the world would stand still." "Perhaps so," said Hope Desmond, with a sigh. "I can only Bee life ac cording to my lights." Then, after some minutes' silence, the observed how prettily the smoke curled up from among the trees down ln the hollow. "Yes," said Mrs. Savllle, "I suppoM Lord Castleto.i has arrived. Inglefleld Court belongs to him. It Is an older aud much damper place than this. I must call to-morrow." She heaved I deep sigh as she spoke. "Miss Dacre Is one of the fortunate ones according to lr.y estimate. . She Is her father'i sole heiress, and takes the title, too, when she succeeds him. She Is pretty, rather accomplished, and decldeilj popular. I used to see a good deal of her at one time; now " She pain ed aud frowned, then, rising, she said, peremptorily, "Come, I feel rheumat ic; I have sat here too long." Few words passed between the com panions till nlmost at the gate which opened from Mrs. Savllle's ground on a foot-path which crossed the vicarage fields, when that lady said, suddenly: "1 expect my son to-morrow." "Your eldest son?" "1 have but one son," returned Mn. Savllle, icily. (To be continued.) One? on Mark Twain. Years ago Mark Twain, who ha re cently celebrated his seventy-second birthday, used to be fond of telling this story:' At the dinner table on day there was a party of guests, for whom Mnrk was doing his best In the way of entertaining. A lady turned to the daughter of the humorist, then little girl, and said: "Your father b a very funny man." "Yes," responded the child, "when we have company." Philadelphia Record. A Sporting Event. "My husband doesn't mind walking the floor with the baby at night any more," aald Mrs. Blnks. "Why is that?" asked Mrs. Jinks. "He makes believe It's a Marathon,' said Mrs. Blnks." "He covered tt twenty-six miles before 10 o'clock Ia' night." Brooklyn Life. A Mont Important Crop. - "How do you desire to be uplifted' Is the question a writer ln the New York Sun puts Into the mouth of the commissioner at the farmer's door. "Wal," replies Farmer Hayrick, 7 might start ln by growing a better class of city boarders." Youtn panlon. H If I'd known how sarcastic you were. I never should have married She You had a chance to notice it Didn't I say, "This Is so sodden when you proposed to me after to"' years' courtship? Boston Transcript Um4mr TH ArtlH sT. Clerk at Marriage License Buretf What's the lady's first name? Prospective Bridegroom HeaTC" I never thought to a