DAILY TIDINGS EDITORIALI and FEAT GEORGE MADDEN t&HJ&UStOp W 19» ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS By Williams OUT OUR WAY ASHLAND PRINTING CO. Managing Editor The Tidings “SHANGHAIED m o Ph-tutes Corp. 1SM -1U7 Ury « ta r r in g R a lp h Inea and Patsy «4 W t i / SOU M0S1Ä DOME S u m PU \ 3 Ï CflOOKlD SOAVrtWKLe \ Z .A mm felled who ' s ecAipTT \ / AST A P le e c e m u n SUMPM , i f \<£> G o t A CP oo ^ i D PAST AT&I A l l a MS COMGHüM’fe I « c l e a n ,B u r oon T« p e e r m e t A S fW s I D om ’T w a n t rt»M KH onw 4’ X B ' lon C t T*A FAMILY S MdtTM A BLACK StAEEP S ------- 1 1 ^ -^ IM vV* R G E ^ ’V -^ H s h a th ’ made his Wonderful works the Lord to gracions aad fa ll o f compassion. , wo W ill strive to make Thy Name to he re- A Worthy Service Aims of the Parent Teachers Association are so practical, so orach needed and so worthwhile. , A resume of the work which is being done by the local group of 200 earnest, capable women, shows nothing sensational,. nothing which focuses much attention in their direction—-and yet it is the human, personal touch which “ gears’’ the public school system up to meet the demands of the pupils and teachers alike—the cooperation need­ ed between home and school which is productive of the best results. _____ Ta furnish a blanket for a rest room does not require muck of an outlay of funds. Neither ^oes it seem to he worthy of particular attention, and yet it is that little unselfish act which bringB comfort and happinens understanding- The P. T. A. work is a splendid service which serves to humanise our puhtte education system and make it really a part of a public enterprise. *P Rotear Dutcher NBA Sarrica Writer ( i CJ.F?. THE W E IG H T OF TÎ4E lava / TOUR BOY A N D YO U R G IR L by D E A N , Sc., D. (Copyright lo h n F . Dille Co.) ARTO VR the highest percentage of properly adjusted lights oT any test made in the state of Oregon. Three fourths of the drivers were found to have headlights on cars properly foeuaad—tail lights Ware burning —there was no danger of traffic aoeidents. Courteous treatment and unfailing vigilante of traffic officer» to thiadiatrite has created a rseppot for the traffic laws of the state—and has secured from the motorists hl thia district a hearty cooper­ ation. Warnings, hundreds of thorn, are issued each month by the state traffic men. Courteous remind­ ers of trivial violations which might lead to more serious and dangerous troubles. The result of this courteous treatment, which insures cooperation from the public is evidenced in the Ught raids and in the minimum number of traffic mishaps which occur on the highways in this district Government By Law . The Constitution of the United States was drawn and perfected by the ablest body of men ever assembled to launch aad establish a Government to be ruled by law. The departments were created—one makes the laws, another carries out the laws, aad a third in­ terprets the laws. Officials are choaen to enforce the laws.« The first article in the Constitution creates the Legislative Department—much the longest article, occupying more than one-third of the entire docu­ ment Every department acts upon laws, administers laws and is governed and controlled by laws. Very few individual rights or property values have any existence outside of laws creating them, Our government is essentially created to obviate and nullify the practioe and effects of Communism, Bolshevism and anarchy in its operation. MOW ACCIDENTAL Self-Interest to often the e ou ld eratio n In friendship. I w m vary much shbeked to learu accidentally that my daugh- ter baa allowed one of her school­ mates to ktoe her in the fro n t h all a fte r ha had brought her home t o t e a daaea. I Questioned her stou t H and her reply w a s , “ W e ll, he took me to an enter­ tainm ent and of course, I wanted to give him something fo r It.” Am main I unduly , shocked? W orried M other A New York pastor says he Is unalterably opposed to religion in politics aad w ill never vote for finyone but a Protestant. . - In some respecta, A l Smith is an Ideal candidate, H e films well and has a perfect volee for broad­ casting. Many a political platform that is called “a masterpiece of fic­ tion” turns, out to be a best-sell­ ANSW ER Your daughter is er. Honesty Isn’t the whole moral very prompt in paying her bills. coda, hut It's tto butt. an« of it. I f she did “just kiss” because she Manhattan cab driver found was expected to I think she needs some corrective thought. When 1460 In the back seat and return­ | it comes to legal tender I think ed It. Probably figured that one dollar bills and small change are loses caste by accepting small tips, v batter than oeeulntlons. W hat are we going to do about It. Shall we ask the daughter to give the klsq back? She has it, Probably the quickest way and I should s ay she had .better raaeh the divorce court Ig keep it. You must remember that m arry fo r money. even nice girls do not swoon at kissing these days and I doubt very much^that she has remem­ A fte r getting what yon want, bered Ih e kiss as wen as you the next thing to to take a (toy or seem to. For weal or woe t h e two off gad enjoy It. sober fact Is that in these modern days a maiden’s heart does not pltter-pat nearly a® much as ours Heg Heck says: “The m a i n did in sim ilar situations when you thing fa r an oldcodger to keep In and I were young, Mother dear. mind |g that he ain’t n* no *uch (Continued On Page Five) account ns he w a a ” I f all the pedestrians la the , United Staten were laid end to , end, reckless drivers would have , an easier job. Did you hear about the Scotch lawyer who acted afi his w ife ’s i counsel when she sued for di- voted? I f a man can make a better mouse trap than his neighbor, j ths world w ill beat him out of the patent rights. TURNING THE PAGES BACK W A S H IN G TO N — Unemploy­ ment In this country is f a r ' from breadline stage, bat l i f t M • aeen no shortage of labor. - During the firs t nlpe months of the year moat of the larger In­ d u s tr i^ reported a labor sur plus and this was especially tru e In the sgmiqer, when Industrial Jobs were scarcest. Various opinions have haen ad­ vanced aa to the amount of unem­ ployment existing. A speaker at the recent American Federation of Labor convention said that more than a m illion persons were jobless and about S,60®,000 w orking p art tim e. B ut there sesmos no wap to count the hun- dreds of thousands or millions—■- who havee no Jobs. The best available survey of national conditions appears to be the monthly Industrial Employ­ ment Inform ation B ulletin of the Department o f Labor which, issu­ ed under the auspices of a ‘‘pros­ perity adm inistration,” oertalnly dobs not e rr on the aide of pess- lsmtam. There follows the story of employment and unemploy­ ment this year as traced by-com­ pilation and analysis of, these sur­ veys to date. January, l i l t , showed more employment than December, but a slum p w m re p o rte * to a few m ajor industries and bad weath­ er retarded nearly a ll outdoor work, for which beter conditions were expected. Industry "m arked time** In February; very few m ajor indus­ tries Increased their forces and several- cut them down. Good weather waa expected to alleviate the ontdoor situation ain March. B ut March brought “ Inclement weather - to practically every state,** and tad employment In­ crease did not reach expectations, although a general improvement Fas noted. Several* m ajor Indus­ tries increased forces and the all- around outlook was described as "very bright.” A p ril showed a “slight upward trend” In several big industries and butdoor activities increased, but the employment map in the flood territo ry showed l a r g e blank spaces and “a great many men and woman” were Idle , in the lower Mississippi valley. In June slight curtailments were again noted in major Indus­ tries. mostly because of seasonal condition®. "Some Idleness throughout the country” was re- ported for July, w ith more cur­ tailments of working forces and the usual midsummer slackening of business. August, however, found em- ployment at a higher level iu a number of leading Industries, al­ though the comparatively large volume of Joblessness continued. Employment was “ well sustain­ ed” in September, the employ- ment service found, and except for the increased general surplus of building trades workers, “ bas­ ic Industries on the whole” show­ ed Increases of workers over A u­ gust. No m a /k change wag ex­ pected for October. AMBLAW P 12 Tears Ago iffiv. and, iaa< Some men have sach broad views of religion that you can’t get them into a church. Greatest among the books with unhappy ings are check books. Spooning must be reeonably clandestine hidden in Chicago but we presume shooting still be done in the open. It might sometimes be dteaper to stop with friends than in a hotel but it is certainly bad form to steal their towels. American heiresses have become so plentiful that titled fortune hunter* are now construing their marriage contracts aa options rather than engage­ ments. I f the nation, led by Secretary Mellon, actually aoeeeeds la m incing the debt the ladite of the land may feel encouraged in their personal efforts. The Young People’s class of the Christian Sunday- 8chool met In the church last Saturday evening a n d . affected aa organization. M r, Clarence Benedict was elect­ ed president, Beulah Caldwell, secretary, and Mlse Pearl Easter- ing, treasurer. The olass adopt­ ed a class name and w ill In t ie futu re to known as the Berean claps. The teachers are Miss M ar­ garet Steward and M r. N. J. Rea­ Mrs. Roberta Everton le enjoy­ soned ing a vhdt a t the Sgn Francisco exposition. Mrs. F ran k Dickey. A good sized realty deal w m Mrs. B. A. Sberwtn and Mise made In Ashland Tuesday, whqn Lydia MeCaH ara atoo amaag the A. F . H unt sold to H . G. Mathes Ashland people » k o have teegto- fo r f i l l , «0« spot cM h his 840 terpd in the past few days a t t e e acres of land In the Dead Indian Oregon building. region, twenty miles east of Ash­ land. The land comprises much valuable tim ber land, besides J. H. Mashburn. formar pro­ meadow and grazing land, aad prietor of a second hand store to has been used for stock purposes, th is 'c ity , w m over from h I s Mr H u nt having had It leased tor Skaita valley caach the first of the past year to Pelton A Nell H a rry W hite, a graduate of the Ashland high'school, class of l » t l . aad who wag employed In th e Ford garage here fo r , some time, has purchased nine acres of land lh the Im perial valley aaar Calexico, where he to now lfviag end w ill adopt farm ing ns a voca­ tion. The howling alley In Pioneer block, now fu lly opened, to prov­ ing a popular attraction In Ash­ land. The proprietors, - Messrs. Dixon aad Sayles, have really one o f the finest double alleys In the state and the equipments are excellent. Bowling Is growing In­ to ahnost a national fad and has acme to be looked upon as an ad­ m irable recreatlqn for both la­ dled and gentlemen. I Mayor Dodge has been carrying hie right arm in a sling for a few days, ths result o? a severe sprain received while attending to some work tfi th * picture fram ing de­ partment of hta furnitu re store. J . D. W hitm an’s crap of winter BRANDERtCK vs. JONES By DOS RtHD Elghty-one years ago today, Oeo. BrgndUrlck, lightweight champion of England, and Char­ ley Jones, fought a long and fu r­ ious battle for the title at l f 3 pounds rlngslde and a 1600 aide het. Byanderlck was awarded the decision at the end of (0 rounds when his opponent -w as hopelessly. beaten and unable to continue. The battle had lasted almost four hours. A t . the UPto of thia battle in defeaaa o f hie title, Brauderick waa 41 years old and the a ffa ir waa featured by the presence of his w ife who acted as his chief seooad and advisor. This ur a a something unusual In those days. apples will react?7101 boxes Iris Portland— Mitchell Drose Mtg. Oo. that had 40 employes a year ago, now has «6. M. Ruddlck. to io from the As­ > Redmond reports a great scar­ Company. Mr. Mathee purchased pen, L ik e county, this week, city o f honsss to meek tenting where he has a band of sheep. needs. the land ns an Investment. I said. •heard (Ma The ship- tea oroagAt isco hall to oyment for iet the has treats the raw, led by : tfiemsslws mate, trie» 1 though he • skipper's i tAmaAiag. new feeling ic stand» on , the second he ever /or- com < s to md PeKg 4r leaned over -the wavea rrgeon the She waa guessing to her and e or twlqe rould go to whether he the remem- Ml told her r, and aha I somewhat isver again conclusions kipper. His C raw beef, iwer. Baofi lalnmast he' nd him. how* crazy Is. • Before i*re goto* to cruise.” assent told ught as he did. Tousled heads draw olose to: gather, and as the thick fog swirled around the schooner the very ones who should have been watching for a danger -that wan ever Imminent, were planning one even more dead­ ly than a collision. "W hat’s' wrong hack there? Keep that foghorn goln* someone," it was the mate’s voice, and Brady motioned one of the men to turn the handle of the square shaped box that most wind-jammers carry. As the hoarse notes of the horn pierced the fog, he called to one of the sailors. Holding him by the coat he whispered: “Get Bronson to come for*ard. Tell him anything, hut get him back hare, an’ well attend to him, then we’ll wipe up thia damn-tool As the man went away, Brady drew his revolver and spun the chambers to make sure that they wars loaded. Than taking a belay­ ing pin from a rack be crouched behind the m att to wait for the unsuspecting Math. Polly did not wait long, some­ how,- In spite of her dreaths. she waa uneasy, aad aa Bronson’s flg- ure disappeared la the mist she slipped after him, hugging close to the raO> As the tallfig u re of thq mate drew abreast of the mast, a dark shape sprang oat. There waa a dull blow aad Bronson crumpled to the deck. Immediately the waist of the ship was fill! of fig­ ures, pulling down the long spades used in skinning the seals, belaytug pine, or anything that would serve as a weapon against the iron fists, « * fist, of Hurricane. ___ Stifling a scream, Polly »Upped behind the taro-hatch, and on her hands and knees ahe managed to creep through to the stern of the schooner, to the shadow of the bul­ warks. She flew down the' stairs ta d shook the sleeping Hurricane by the Shonlder. A look of pein “Hurricane, the men. they’re coming a f t They've knocked Brotaon out» aud Brady’s coming aftoFyou. I think he's gone mad." Hurricane was eat of bed like a tram beweetb htoyWow he sprint- ad to Md dock. Polly was doss “HukHcabe,” She sailed. " I think R*u llra e y at the wheal aa* X It is, I thtok g a te » touat b ite" Murrioaas looked at her, and wohdOted why «he was with him, why eke carod ^b at to ahontt^wto. puaed kata tor her, thought that x Ruth M illar she should hate him too. Hate him to the sxclnslon of all elan. Only tor a moment though. The little face turned up to bis w m white with excitement, with not a alga of fear, oaly la her eyes waa a heated look that seemed to say that she knew that her happiness and »future fate hung on the prow- eea of the cripple wkoee aoaad arm she was graaplng. ' “Really, Hurricane, you caa trust Ljm/er" aha repeated, and Hurricane looking down at her bad to believe'her. “Say. there," be hollered In a voice that told the crew that Haley was awake. • , “Ay! Ay! air,” chimed out Limey, “Hold her where ahe is and don't let her veer tUl hell free see,’’ or­ dered Hurricane. "Okay/* shouted Ltipey. and laughed as the crew, now gathered around the mainmast, yelled their opinions of him. Hqrricane turned and spoke to Polly. “Get down below quickly., Thia deck's goto’ to be no place tor you.” W ith Brady, the only owner of a gun, In the lead, the craw began to creep steadily forward, “Stop where yon are," called Haley, “or two or three of you are goto’ to carry' an ounce or so of lead away In you.** They stopped, hat It waa a alg- nal for a rain of iron belaying pins, one of which whistled past Hurri- cane and hit the cockney at the wheel. * “Yer bloomin' rotters,” he groaned, and dropped to the deck, Polly, who had come back on deck, never really having left It. gave a little scream, which she tried la vain to smother. ' Hurrl- cane* heard her, and seeing Limey In a heap before the wheel and the deck filled with creeping fig­ ures, he turned on her, shouting: “Take the wheel, P o lly" Like a cat Polly darted up the steps to the wheel, Hurricane fol­ lowing her with the black muzzle of his automatic threatening those hardy enough to follow. He stopped on the top step, with the angle of the railing protecting his front and the mast his back. He cast a backward look at Polly. 8he Was more or less la the open, but there was no trace of fear In her face, she was smiling, aad her hair, always unruly, hung In heavy billows over her" shoulders. “Damn them," Raley mattered, “I don't think, they've got the nerve to rush now that we know they're coming.” ”1 think they will,” whispered Polly. “It ’s Brady that’s doin’ it, an' I think he’s got a gun.” A thrill ran through her body as Haley raised his gun and fired at a shadow that ventured out from behind the fore-mast A muffled squeal told them that the shot had not gone tar astray, and Hurricane grinned back at Polly through tightened lips as ha told her. / “We’re all right as long as there's any shots in the gun but I ain't gqt a radii, an* whan the eleven shots in here are gone, we ain’t got a chance, they’ll rush us an’ I ’ve only got one arm. Ood, what a tool I was to let hhq get my a rm ’* “Never, mind.” answered Polly, and there wks certainly no fear In her voice, “maybe they won’t rush, an’ If they do—well, they can’t do more than kill us, aa' I ain't afraid to die. They ain’t agotn’ to get me anyway. Hurricane,” and her voice grew soft nod tense, “do you still, hate me? Ain’t you forgiven me just a llttto bit?” Hurricane turned to answer her, but out of the corner of fata eye he saw several black shadows leave tfao railing and come tearing to-' wards him. The automatic cracked .twice, and one of the men took a bullet la his lag. The rest stopped and broke tor cover. Haley’s Jaughts? followed them, and was answered by a shower of pins and wooden catqhblocks, none of which found their mark. “PoUpk" whispered Hurricane, "we'ce goln* to coma through all right, if they don’tT h in k of goln’