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S ^ t o S T e i d P t e w Rutto M iller
iw ffliw a
votila toad. asa «ha» «fee viet«
rteene flolsy, ektpper of «be would be herí.' The pest, ths dl
p ecHooner “Bea iprite," «UaUst memories of ugly, dirt
B r Rodney Duteher
N B A Service W rite r
tftet inf before wee here, S won
«aeàn» tHe ¿rette. ito n e tte derful future, lighted Dr «be golden
O P * O B * O Ä T lW r W : _ l
js-rroMi
pcear.
thou exalted, Q Qfld. above Urn
11 the earth. Paglm 188:5.
,ord, O ye saints o f His, and give
Hte Holiness.
Less Juvenile Delinquency
King Canute plight have ban» more ^4taoessful
in compelling the waves to retreat if he had had
a few facte to burl at them instead of his mere
royal command» Modem “ waves” have a way of
collaps ¡ng before the statistical test,
•
Figures oompiled by life insurance companies
and government agendas a few months ago quick
ly dispelled the «uitakon idea, the* quite general,
that the nation wee witnessing a ‘‘suicide wave”
am on g juveniles. The facts, however, came too late
to prevent the waste of inestimable energy in
attempt« to ««plain th? wave that wasn’t
Feapite sensational reports to the contrary, de-
pendqble statiftics ghow juvenile deliaqbe*oy is en
the deohne, even in the larger centers of papafetipn.
Niq* cities b»*» fewer juvenile criminals today than
they had ten yearn ago and ortiy four report a* in
crease in that period. The reports to. the contrary
no doubt bane issued forth from *ha imaginations
Of tbOM wbo have met »buff« in their presumptuous
This Day In
Fistiana
L A V IG ltE ve. E V E R H A R D T
Rata and cdpl(yp»dtete threaten
U.
s. treasury, saya a headline.
Thirty-one years ago today,
Haven’t
those'fellow s paid their
Oeo,
" K id ” sLavigne,
w orld’s
•'
<
champion lightweight, scored a Income taxes yet?
decisive victory qvpr one of' his
closest' rivals hr huo^bta» 'but
Hie Law Making Race
The new race in Amegic* U between l*ws and
antomcbile8. There are 1,0OQ/MX) law« nqw on oar
statute books, Merle Thorpe, editor of the Nation’a
Business, reveals in the current issu e of Oollier’s
Weekly, and these are bein£ increased on a mass
produotion basis.
“ Ninety per cent of legislation proposed has to
do with business,” he say«» “ A shoe dealer, an in
telligent, thinking man in a Middle-West city, asks
my support in 'getting a law passed .to limit styles
of shoes.
“ ‘The curse of the shoe business’, ” says he ‘is
snddeq style changes,
“ Me suggests a law forbidding aqy shoe manu
facturer to have more than four selling seasons a
year and more than fifty styles to show in any line
of shoes.”
»
“ The Texas State Commission of Agriculture
proposes a law which would prohibit Texas cotton
farmem from working more than eight hours, from
breaking land with a tractor, plowing with a culti
vator, or picking in any other way than by the hu
man hand.”
“ In the* Government'Printing Office repose 17
tones of type metal, composing a Codification of
United States laws, hut Congress fears to authorise
printing because it would be incomplete before it
could eome from the lander.”
“ If a New York policeman read rapidly aad
steadily eight hours a day all the laws with which he
is required to be familiar, it would take him over
seven weeks to read them alL”
A < mild relief measure to this urge to law
making, Thorpe proposes that one general law might
be passed making it obligatory on aay legislator,
state or federal, introducing a new law, to provide
in it for the repeal of some already existing law»
Fanner unable to make a profit on his 176 acre
farm or to sell or trade i t deeded the place to
President Coolidge along with the u su a l mortgage.
He was not bo badly off, howevet— he might have
had a bigger farm.
FaH aad Spielaic probably don't appreciate
the respite given by Justice Siddons while he
studies the former testimony.
HaadUoe flay» “OaBfoa is Filling Congress Va
cancy.“ Boy, that’s some contract!
didate for the presidential nom
ination Ifl assn 1» the mysterious
appearance h h r* of a pamphlet
purporting iff be tun account of
the senator's life gad times.
•‘J. Boomboom
M cW horter,
Statesman end P atrio t," Is t-h e
title on the cover and the con
tends comprise
an
Irresistible
refutation of the sneers' pf cer
tain lealpus persons who profess
to believe that M cW horter rsally
isn’t such » much.
i A foreword carefully explains
that the pamphlet b«s P° politi
cal purpose, but ZQU c an’t barn-
.booxle o t 1 c I a 1 Washington,
Which ha« seen slm jlar pamphlets
before.
A t any rate, iVs tbs first time
ft*» Justice has bach 4<m®, for the
senator has bean wearing an in
jured look ever since be yras ad '
vised that «py senator who sup
plied mqre than thfee pages for
the blpgrapblcal section ot the
Congressional Directory
would
have to pay fo r the extra p rin t
ing.
, Np attem pt is made to concegi
elder M cW horfer was only
thp ¡senator’s humble orlglps. The
horseshoe pitcher, but he was a
Ae eh* sat
«top. denotep atri /rem “The radiance of h o * .
there, abe wondered. I t T M g U ra
Me.*' o n i faUe in lave nUH
r u w r 01, “The K i v v » ^
Û africane, and He Wonoe
for Hie tronHlee sud Mfnopt
*eord tote sefcoouer. On «ke
rfcaae£plows«and o m e n ter they
were making a new woman of her,
and were flogging her Into a new
being with a souk
Burrieane watched and wondered.
Ikes her denos for tHen. When He could see that she was no
ree Ho drive» Her On, ant« she longer the same derelict that elm
Heart and rueHee to the roil had been, hut he was loath to ad
» soheoasr, te te « ttto M * » F m it that she v s * «hanging for the
S‘45Si2 2&.?KMM4Si^:
t) pay ma. I he had desired anything la hla
ever cent of whole mls-spent life, and Limey
i damn what Rawson, who aaw in Hally, the first
he had ever really
' knew (hJa.and ahe
M kind as possible to
and fyim te
but she avoided Brady
but down d
|d decided
two ventureome gulls were skim
ming dose under the vessel's stern.
In quest of scraps they might have
missed. Holly was watching, her
latlp dancing drees on her ana. It
was almost gone now, but ahe loved
to patch and play with It, and to
a
effcgfc to inflict upo* modem youth what tbay think
and fewer working hours for the head of the house,
operate against juvenile misdemeanor. And it has
been observed that the immigrant population has
I been the source of most juvenile delinquency.
W A 8 H IN C T 0 N — The first tan
gible evidence that Senator J.
Boomboom ifcW h p rte r ig a can
Jack Everhardt of New Orleans
In the tw enty-fourth round of a
scheduled 25 round a ffa ir at New
The fact that onions
Y ork City.
healthy hardly offsets t
Everhai-dt and his followers
small.*
bad been clamouring for a return
match w ith the - champion ever
since the la tte r was awarded a
Gossip comes In through, the
close decision over him at Codey
keyhole and goes out through the
Island, N. X ., In the previous
■ door.
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year and public interest In the
event was at a high pitch all Over
the world. This was Everhardt’e
Before you begin to raflllza
last chance at the coveted titlp.
what Ufa Is, the best part of It is
gone.
W ET PARTY
I f you go to court w ith one
lawanit, you w ill probably come
aw ay v it b two.
Making blunders yourself and
then laying the blame upon o tb-
•tg — that’s human nnfore.
Hes Hack says: “ I t you take
b o l* o* something you can’t lift,
o' yourself by
Tex Rickprd may give another
Dampsay-Tphndy fight.
That's
one way of avoiding those big na
tional surplussea.
Mhstapha Kem al, dlatatos
of
Turkey is to read a ' 40Q.S80-
word speech to the Turkish Con-
grea. T h a t’s what W * might call
Thfkey.
' 'L it t le M cW horter paed to cgyyy
the horseshoes fo r his father and
then run out and retrieve them
after they were pitched. One day
g horpeshpe hit little M cW horter
in t m noodle. Neighbors thought
that the in ju ry bad affected lit
tle M cW horter’s brain b at, as the
senator explains It. it was vary
beneficial, and a fter th a t be bad
many bright ideas wbleh be had
never bad before.
'-L ittle hlteWhorter wee taugl|t
the peril o f strong drink at an
early age.
Every nlgkt
little
McW horter had to tro t down to
the brewery and bring home a
bucket of beer for bis pop, untjl
hie pop began to observe that the
older and "fatter little McW bortqr
graw, the farth er the foam wqs
from the rite of the bucket.
So eae day Pop
M cW horter
sneaked out end followed
his
son back from the brewery an«J,
s s a reeuH of what be aaw, the
(Plans« Tum T© P«*a »Iva)
P P TOP IVNB BTOP
The poet arrested la New Jer
sey, fp r reckless driving probably
way fieppnding upon his poetic
Thirty-six quarts of- beer, four
gallons of moonshine, six pints of
moonshine, 18 quarts of gin,
four pints ot moonshine, one and
one-half gallons o f wine, seven
quarts of moonshine and two gal
Sometimes a g ir l’s djary turns
lons of moonshine.
out to be a scrap book.
This is not an order.
Yesterday vaults of the couaty
courthouse and Medford
Police
station were cleared of confiscat
you worry y®u cab »Jways
ed liquors and the forgoing liq
people, to help you — to
uors were poured away.
Many witnessed the deed.
HURON * . W A IT E
S h a w * « , Oklahoma
B. W . Jorgenson, editor of -Ttyi
Spokane. Wash., Proas, says:
: "T h a t 9W 8 upen a -tim s the»«
was a snakgA JCvery day t h e
snake would take a »nooso In «h®
sun. A fte r it had - warmed UP
comfortably the snake would un
curl itself and go hunting ?«r
luqs?», TU«a ti».t y.viQuji » * ” ■ •<
tks snake would say to one.anoth-
er. “ w hat a w on d erfu l th in g
Is
cooperation r*
TURNING T H E PAGES BACK
AHKEAND
ASHLAND
AAKiASn
80 Years Ago
UYesrs Ago
Mrs. Bose ■- Bgimar. Proai-
dent of the Rebekah
assembly,
wee honor guest at a well - ap-
puiated luneneon at the Ashland
toaflelritonday at I s » »- m .. gives
by the Past Noble Grand of Hope
Rebekah lodge, No. 14.
Mrs. Myron Cole leaves in a
day or two for an extended visit'
w ith her so». W illard L. Cole at
Martines, end heT daughter. Mr«.
I. C. Zent of Merced.
D. A. Applegate, local agent
tor W ells
Fargo, returned
to
down yesterday from hts
vaca
Mtee Dorothy Stevens enter-
tion which he spent principally
IMMI a qnmber ot her kchool-
la hunting apd fishing In t h e
atee at a HaUowe'pn party last
Umpqua region, aad brought the
idday evening.
horns and fins for the legal lim it
of spoils in the way. of deer a n *
fish.
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K
T f
Mr«- b n g a Mffar of thia city was
steqted yl«a-cbflMto»n o f district
Rev. J. 8. STglth Is buildtnTwn
Me. 1«. Rebekahs, wick held Its
ninth annual convention at Odd 18 by 28 addition to one of bte
Follows hall. C o ltra l Point, on cottages on Woolen street, and
Wednesday of last week.
w ill fit It up for his own occu
pancy.
A. McCallen, president of the
F irst National beak. Is up from
Berkeley, C a t, on a business
visit.
I
fjnm ber shipped dll the way
fiWm Ashland to t i e
Orient Is
something now fo r this tow®, bnt
a carload of lumber, destined. «
.is reliably reported, to Japan, was
shipped to PorUagd by the Ash
land Lum bar Oo.. on
Saturday
la it ,\* a d another carload goes
todsy. With w
sblpments to
foftev- i w t " Bine and ye}ia.w
GlUS both »re included to tlto
gpq folks follow me.
the
a x e s wquld aay to the root.of the
snake, q Will Show you whore to
find something good to eat.’
’’ ’If you folks w ill Push
n»e
along,' sgld the Mouth
t^e
Vertebrae, 1
w ill capture the
luqch so you can have (qod.*
*« 'And If you Will carry , m «,’
the stomach would say Joyfully
ftfi tl(e other», 'I wUl dig®^ tJ»e
food so yw oen, continue strong
hod hsalthy.' And even(thq tail
would wriggle ltd Joy a»d boast
of the woadord of cooperation.
“ But one dax the various parte
of the enake became enemies.» The
Eyes became legions of the M outh
and said ’they did It a ll' in the
finding o t food ‘ft f didn’t see
for you there v«*1« he no ?®<>4
Jo eat.’ screamed the Byes to the
Mouth-
- - ¥ '0
'» N flbV AWdM I d h fp t bite
you wouldn’t eat,’ r q n M
t h e-
Mm»tb In aqger to tbp R^roach.
lAud even fbe Tgil gat into the
b rn a m l instating that If u d»d n«H
/it
- | - W' I n
I — --- —A
up, but betore he oopld touch bar.
Hurricane sprang forward.
"Saads off,” ha barked, aad step
ping forward ha picked bey up aad Limey standing near to her.
carried her to bpr cabin. Her body
I talk to yon. Polly?"
Was tired, tout from her eyas, half
"Why should I. Limey?" the girl
hidden In her tumbled hair flashed
a spirit that was tar from dead. smiled back at him.
Polly had suffered, but lu that suf
"Lunuae, but you’re a good-un,
fering anqlbar Polly w m being the’re ain’t many ae wants to talk
to me.
and the IltUs cockney
made.
He dropped has, gently enough, looked at her doubtfully as If ex
On her
’ 1 pecting her to change her mind.
"Why. Umey," said Potty, "1
W t 1<«1 ter eprj«yjnpstby
hern," he growled. "You can’t want you to talk to ms- I tore you
all, qn’ p c happier now than I ’ve
ever been before," She reached
ntetet gad the neat night, and every over and teund his hand and
night till rve got my money back.” pressed tt. “Won’t you talk to me
Pbliy burled ber head in bpr pil wtoenevex you went tote she asked.
Overjoyed, a»d completely ear-
low and-began to sob wildly. ,Hur-
rtcaae watched her with a sinister s r a w
O
T w
w
s i
smile. He was having hla revenge.
an< ha was enJorteq i t The next Hi- Hetty, thought not enjoying It
few days were strange qnes to Pol overmuch, let It stay there. He
ly. The
* * • B<rt >° hard as wee friendly enough, and she want
she had thought ft would be, tout ed to talk to someone, about the
sach .njgbt Hurricane would make sea, and Limey humored bar, offer
her dance until eho, dropped frem ing her sympathy.
eihaqstion. S^e vyas torn betw een
Hurricane, coming oa deck, was
two conflicting amotiopa. She want amazed to see them. He watched
ed to fete and she wanted to die. It curiously, then «a Umey. who had
was the bea. the frosh open water, taken hie arm away for a moment
that was beginning tft fen»» M &»• replaced it, and hogged her. This
Urn« *
tqp feppulHvell, but be-
Hur-
ricane was betweeh them.
**qet to hell Oat udb
roared.
"Hell, you’re a mgnlas
But now ft was the blooming mangMt*
tf being a blatant Limey. “Yer don’t wai^
B denlsen of the do<
seH, h’and yet won’t tot
she Was quiet an<
etas are » qpwh N
pad JU»t as quick!]
mended, but at the
not beegnse he ¿ade ber.
•oily kersslf’ltnew that she was
mglng. She would stt in the
dp* to the very hew of the
S
K
S
E
the whlpptog freshness of» the
sjr that broke over her. She
«Id laugh, «¿d sbak« her Ost at
h fto v íw fth toe s ^ '7 Shê Ï Ï Ï
p r / walled pm.
on deck to see
ew found cour
toll him of het
"Hurricane, why don’t you give
Aber levorite nook, on the stern m e-a chance?" she asked. "Why
the aohqotmr. and se the Bea dont you try to understand? I
S ™ S Jw "S ? 3 5 . 1 ? ^ ^
r
lie that tollowsd the boat
» would fly ayoand ber hi
islly out of her doul
n. fl grand dsrire t
ad never wanted a«:
».V From tks ag
t wastrel In the slun
woman who saw the. trend of
rtesne’s mttd. and knowing tin t
aka still loved him. saw where it
father spends his life fa J a ttr< l
grew np the only war I knew how.
I ’ve wronged yon. an’ I deserve to
pay. I know that now. The sea’s
taught me a whole lot o* things
I guess 1 even know a new way to
She read his look of lncrednllty
aright, toff atltt went OS.
"Really 1 mean I t 1 can put m
with all of your unkladness, all
(To be continued)