A printing OUT OUR WAY r P s A C L U 'S ic w < b s M '2 Ä* 'ArtM« fit Ä S 5 O Ö & lM W ' X k H eO u t? Headwntere on newspapers used less discre­ tion in to p tp u tg th eir story about the sensational annoiuMNoeot by the president Tuesday, in wjjich he sail. “ I do not choose to run for president in 1928,” than the reporters at the president’s short confereBoe did. ' ' - While the presidential party reporters rushed to the totagraph offices after the president said there was ^pfbang further to add to the statement, the haadwritgrg added* unsaid words to the president’s safanent when they wrote such heads as the fol­ lowing: ‘‘Coolidge Steps out of G. 0 . P. Race’’—Port­ land Telegram. (Did he step outf) **CoeUdgU -Will Not Choose to Bun”—Grants Pass Courier. (Be said “ I do not choose to ran,” not “ I will not choose to run” .) “ Coolidge Will Not Bun for Re-Election” )— Klamath Palls Herald. (Who told you he would notf) *• ‘‘Coolidge Declares He is Not Candidate for Presidency Next Year’*—Medford News. (Another wrong interpretation.! “ President Coolidge Will Not Bun”—Medford Mail Tribune. (Somebody else with inside infor- “ Cal Not to Bun in 1928”—Eugene Guard. (Too quick on the mental trigger, we say.) “ Coolidge Vetoes Third Term Idea”—Portland Oregonian. (The president is good at vetoing, but we can’t see what makes the Oregonian feel so certain .about this third term idea.) And not to leave ourselves out, The Daily Tidings had this head: “ Coolidge Will Not Be Candidate in 1928.” Wiser men than the writer have wondered fu- tilly fig to What Calvin Coolidge was thinking and planning, and, while the president’s statement was possibly made to relieve himself of the re­ sponsibility of actually seeking the nomination, The Daily Tidings still . feeip that, evea though the paeridrat may “ not choose,” he will still aooept the nomination if it is offered to him. Dignity in Business Too often people going into a place of business oarry the idea that they are giving the tnerehant something when they malfie a purchase and pay for it. They expect the merchant or his clerk to bow down with gratitude for the largess they have be­ stowed. And too many salespeople do just that thing. And as some people demand this form of servitude it becomes almost a custom to give it. While it is true you do confer a favor upon a businessman by bringing your custom to him—yon show your faith ill his trustworthyness. You are merely making a fair exchange of your money for merchandise .which is or should be worth every penny you pay. He makes a profit upon the trans­ action bnt it only represents a fair return upon his investment and pay for his time which he is entitled to as much as he is to the return of the cost price of the article sold. On thé other hand be just a trifle skeptical of the merchant or other businessman who slops over in his appreciation ^>f yoor business—maybe yon are giving him something besides a fair return for his investment and time. Courteous, xmobstrusive service characterizes the store which asks nothing more than a fair exchange of values and you will not be overcharged in that establishment. They are not asking you to give them anything. Cosmopolitanism With radio broadcasting and new reels at the film theatres, It is getting so that people in A thousand cities and towns witness and hear the afiune things at the same time. In Ashland we (toe the same spectacles and hear tlic saiqe sjieechea abd- music as the folks in New York City. The fa tu res of-Mayor Walker, of New York, are be­ coming as familiar to local theatre goers as they * e to New Yorkers. It is a common occurrenoe to hear the voice of the Preaident, -cabinet menfi- |s n tor other celebrities in ‘Ashland. We hear the orchestra playing in many of the great hotels of the country and we hoc most of the meat parades of the cities. A score of years ago a New Yorker and a sknall town citiaen would have found little in common to talk about—now they have as many common in- terssts and experiences as (hough they were next eonaty Beighbors. ttately I? b , « O l P le tU M tatataot. it moat of the tima. Bin t t m w « aboo- 4. B« had il« » P * r - iuris«« of Yellow Can- »tasto a« if he bsd red np by the quiek- MW1 MÉ.HAHAGQ HAFFS O a BMCLRTftlM « I x z w r siiNW J < S u T co A s s s v s rs l days wore on un­ eventfully the « n t *l«n «1 a break ta the town’s traaqaillliy came from the Phelps’ heme, situated a Mock fro® the «tattoo and within quick reach of th f division super- DOGGONC / I x T C - X -------- ■ / * Intendenfs olfice. "Oui* tfftage w ill consist of a i r r ZL T L F e 'T he . iMDtMiOfcAusY. Try TWs One C O LLE G E TOPICS a. m Æ general store, a cafeteria, a stu­ dio and rental cabins in the rim eamp ground a t the point where, th e new road merge« w ith the rim road on the crater wall.** W e protest the desecration nod profanation of Oregon's greatest s e ttle asset and beauty spot w tth » v coH tttion of ahacks aa that proposed. M a s e ttle ra ilw a y u p Mount Hoad ta r tho oonronience of the rabble would te a r tho majestic beauty o f the isolated peak, how Much more such a "village” w ill blemish the loveliness and charm of nature a t C rater «Labe! O if ford Pinchot, when natlon- , «1 forester, vigorously protested the erection of an inn or any oth ­ er building on fhe rim of the lake as detracting from nature— and he was right. I t is h a d enough to have had the inn placed where It eaa be seen from a ll points on the take, but its archi­ tecture harmonises fa irly w e l I w ith the scenery— but a collection * o f shacks probably of the service -station type! H ow ever, commercialism seems the order o f the day. Probably the “ tilla g e ” is only th e firs t Of a collection of them and in fn tu fe one maty expect to see every avail­ able spot Utilised apd the stately crags covered -with ehecks te r the utilisation of the unappreciative tourist, whose capacity fo r enjoy- - W h a t A m aritoh college foot­ 'tafc nature® ail. \ . ball team dtetteguteUed Itself As. > Tw enty-fiv« years ago the np- "the praying colddels” aggrega­ customs court. Some, of those wo > per Sacramento valley was a de- tion, because of Ito custom Of have seen were singular. lig h tfu l «retreat l a the verdure praying before a football game? clad mountains w ith its crystal 8. W h a t two eastern colleges N o perfumer ever equalled soap - m urm uring streams, visited p rin- broke off football relations last and vkoter. l clpally by anglers. Today it is a > continuous succession of tourist 1. Of w hat eastern college was No rich man is ever able < to > resorts, service stations, dancing the late Woodrow Wilson one hide the meanest aide of'his char­ * pavilions and merry-go-rounds. acter. time president? * The tro u t long since were uxterm- 4. W hd Is the most- widely Inated and Jazx and saxaphone A tamgue Yhras tachos long Is known football player to have m ake the night hideous. This been produced by-an Illin o is U ni­ more than a Match for a two- T h e peat' found In tedh > natural summer retreat for the foot sword. versity? » vacationist has reached the level -a newspaper heodlta 6. Name the coach of the , p f ’Coney Island and Orator lake thought it a new politic« The question arises aa to Princeton footba:: team. : seems striving to get Mi thd same1 but were autgriaed on .11 « . O f w h at athletic coateronoe whether a «reman shows her sense category— along w ith the rest ef waa only the com borer. are Missouri and Kansas Univer­ simultaneously wtth her legs. our beauty spate.— Salem Capitol sities members? - Journal. A men sometimes admits that 7. Name the nationally known republican leader who is presi­ he was wrong, while now ano K ' m V M O F TBLBV1SIOBÍ dent ot a university located in than you can get a woman td say T O V W l t V . 8. T B M M O K 1 H she was mistaken. > * New Y o rk City. W ith elaborate ceremony- the sheri« aaheTed f a htelds, deaf to UH pm eeta, and produced the key tea the Jail's only cdK •«-- - Be pushed Bill tasted stood at the tte n barred doer. - * 7 » w let’s see if you’ll talk.” he » ¡L thoroughly aroused, cot “I ’ll see you in hell first," he biased. ''You’ve caused enough trouble, you and your blundering ways. Just see what - you get w h a n * Be caught himself to time. ‘W h en whatf" Spofford asked sarcastically. *<0e -to Maaaa." . "All right." Sheriff Spoffard sysd Ms prisoner curiously. " If you «veU't teik, you won’t: But maybe the thought of them bacon an’ eggs Stephen Phelps bad had a call fro® the main office referring to a railroad circular of two criminals for wham a lookout was being kept. On the back of the circular waa printed the list of bonds stolen In the last of the* Mg maU train rob­ beries. Be remembered Lours had asked to look it over and had taken it home with her. A t the time he had thought noth­ in« unusual ef'th e request, but now It Irritated him that she should hare asked W t the paper purely out of a whim gpd then neglected to return it. - There has nothing to do hat lears the offlce In search of IL He eovsrad the block to the two story, white thatched cottage in leas than a minute and entered the front doorway. “Laura." he ceiled. There was no answering cry and he ascended the «tape to her room Fortunately -the circular he sought was on her dressing table in plain sight. He picked it up and. was about to leave when something else cadght his eye—d bulky document printed' in green on camel’s hair paper. He Inspected it closely and then stared in growing amazement. - He felt confident that if Laura I N ____J b ' * s* * r r , J P V ' t ; ir - - -A U «f r « “Laora, do you know flkis bond was ■»Hl open, your lipa. Thay’ll be fratfy f o r ’yoa—When you're willin’ to *• ^ Q G o ^ h la s e s ,’' Bill repeated an- Insulted this time, Sheriff Spof­ fard slammed the- iron door with »•it a backward took. Bill heard his heavy footsteps depart down the cement oorvldor. A cheery "liello" in the sheriff's voice out­ ride the bulMlag told him that be w u the sole occupant of the Jail. Gene Tunney says he’ll qu At a safe distance MacReady bad 8. W hat is the name of the followed the procession to the Jail fighting as soon aa he gets ma Hec Heck says: “When a man United States arm y school located He was worried In hie own mind ried. Maybe eo, Gene, maybe so. as to the coarse to pursue. While e tarts altppta’ dowa, everything at W est Point, N. Y.? s v little Jail mlgBt be a good thing 8. W h a t college has the same seemr. to be klvvered w i t h for Bill, too long a stay would Is- grease.” / Medford— P ear crop estimated boom as that of a great C ivil fra t the purpose ot his Mission to- at 1700 c a n of fine Ir b it . way nothing of what It would do to W a r battle ' M ill’s tasllaas. 10. Name the university locat­ Tke Obvious remedy was to go Two. Hood R iver ed at Berkeley, Cal. to Sheriff Spoffard and lay the M otion-picture machine. «sards on the tabla, face up And Electric telegraph. there Moatewdy hesitated. He had AN8W BRS The revolver. seen a lot of things during bis few hours In the Junction that needed 1. Dr. Alexander Graham Bell. The steamboat. aa explanation. Sheriff Spoffard 8. The Lightning rod. Announcement ot B aird’s plaae, «roe one of them. MacReady was 8. Vulcanising rubber. for the firs t transoceanic teats, unable to figure eat the sheriff ’In- made by Popular Scienoe Month­ hls ewn mind. Was he the mental Imbecile that ly, is accompanied by his m - he looked and acted? Or was he prttaton o f confidence that tele­ a very clever actor who assumed vision service between the eld the role ef simpleton ra throw-bis and new worlds “w ill bs estab­ pray off the «cent? Or was he playing >• deeper game with an ul­ lished on ,a commercial heels in terior motive that would pit him against the Meutenant to the final the near fu tu re .” LAND " A ll th a t* w ill remain w ill be straggte? I VL the actual perfection of a seen Several days passed in Yellow image, which is approaching com­ Canyon Junction with the pervad­ pletion. Improvements which I , ing calm ef a perpetual siesta. have effected make it mainly a Guard reliefs earn« and went. The ■ "Ten ms, dear, where did yon get Mrs. Belle Washerman, Corol- quentton of greater power to nmU tratea arrived and departed these? A. W , Hahbe has been on M r. end Mrs. R. B. Weaver end Remember. I ’m your father yne Ropar, {toutes Brown, F. Rop- be able to see a person or scene e g «akaduls- Bandits, if they were —y id your best .friend." > daughter, Miss M erle of (Greens­ visit to Portland the p u t week , ar and C. W. Sherman had n .thousands of mtlee distant,” ‘W h a t about It. father?" boro. N. G.. who visited over Sun­ H e shook hi« head at the evasion. M r. and M rs. J.' A. Harvey and charming dtoaer pasty at the Sfo- day at the W . M . Barber h t t u , ••J * -- : i ‘ "la that why yen wanted the cir­ son returned yesterday from New­ tel Oregon, on Wednesday. continued their eoest tour Tuee- B elrd. who recently traasm lt- cular of the atolen bonds? T«U on , port. dear.” ted distinguishable moving Tapra She nodded ail affirmative. by wire from London to Glas­ "The stolen aeries, nnmber eight gow, a distance ot 488 miles,' eea-founataedwo. 1 don’t have to An «scellent and extsnalvs eeK Ralph W. Beady, or Portland, he told you didn’t have anything lection e f photographs taken a t son of sx-Govsraor Boody, was ta aarpesaing the American record to do with ft. especially tf yon had of 2«o miles made between the Panama-Pacific expoaRloa by Rdfctand tfiite week wn lagni M»M- to lookup «be ntrateera to See (f It Weehtogton and Naw T oft, to A. L. Strickland are on display la w u stolen. BBC. tali'm e, how did aste of lbe meet romantic figures you happen to get hold ot It?” tho window ot Whited’s bovmlry M f. snd Mrd, L . D. McKee and Laura trembled slightly, strug­ to the history o f invention. Less store. v M r.,«od Bra. W ill MItoltell toara gling between the confidence she than five years ago he wma tm- ica white the small town knew wae due her father and the Thusastay