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PAGE THREE ASHLAND DAILY tlDING S FLORIST ADVERTISES FOR WIFE AS A JOKE,AND LEARNS •ailing equipment provides a snb- •tttute motive force. Any two compartments can M flooded without causing the-ves sel' to sink; the boat and floats are supplied with watertight bulk heads and the doors of the bulk heads are equipped wi h a quick closing device. , KKD-HBADft HEALTHIEST WOMEN. 8AYB DOCTOR LONDON. War. 17.— ( U P ) — Red-headed women are more healthy than their sisters, ac SHERIDAN, Wyo., May. 17 — seek his bride In his hornet nirn. cording to Sir. W- Arbuthnot (U P)—When L. M. Beat, pros "Wyoming' to this little girl,” Lane, a irell-known physician per oh s Sheridan florist, wrote to one Indited, “means the wide-op and prominent writer on Med- He declared a large mall order bouse for a en spaces and love under Die . leal subjects. that dark-haired women are wife he didn’t imagine all he stars.” was starting. , Another yofcug Jady named not able to resist disease as “Oi- I wouldn't have written Ooo«Je, wrote frqm Kansas City: easly as their fair-hatred sis it,” he lamented. ■ ■ "H dw strange that our names ters, but that red haired wom But thq letter, neverthless,'was should be of such similarity. It en have an extraordinary pow duly written, signed and- posted.* makes me. think of the rhyme 1 er to resist infection And dls- And now Florist Best is being learned as a little girl lq school: qaM.. f • ‘‘W om en, who* are so charm deluged with letters from pros flood, better, best ing and useful In the world,” pective'Rosea, Lillies and Violets I'll never let. it reel , '*, he said, ‘‘are really the cause who want to rule over the Best * Until my good la better j of all our misery, degradation, greenhouses. And my better BEST. and disease, because they teach ‘‘If it were Just the letters, it “I would rather be au old us wrong habits and feed us wouldn’t be so bad,” Best con man’* darling.” wrote still an- wrongly.** tinued. "But some of 'em have ptber aspirant to the affections even ¿ome out here—all ready to of the 49-year-old florist, “than Beasts of the dangerous Interior marry sight unseen.” slave fer any man.. I am a little ebuntry crowded around their car. And the unmarried home town maluden of II summers, have , They turned their spotlight on ze women, Best confided, are all up black hair and dark bropn syee bras1 and hyenas which several In arms over his having .sought weigh 116 pounds, and am 6 ft. time« came close enough t o < the his bride in foreign territory. 8 Inches tall. ■ I have a charm car to have brought terror to less ‘‘So my advice,” Best said, “Is ing personality and am sweet and courageous women. *> never writo a mall order hoqse true. Hopefully yours.” A, rescue party arrived at mid for, anything unless you want It With such letters as these, night and. the two were able, to delivered right away — they’re phone calls and. even personal continue their trip. entirely too efficient.” visits disrupting his life, Beat St all started, the Sheridan was beginning to get worried.'« FOUNTAIN O F YOUTH florist continued, when be wrote He admitted it. But now he Is , IN RIO DR JA N EIR O a Kanas City mail order bouse for hopeful of* solving his dilemma. a bride— “sort of u a Joke," Several of his fellow towns RIO DE JANEIRO^ (UN)—A “I am full of romance and men, more seriously inclined to genuine fountain of youth was want the full benefit,” Best told ward matrimony than he is have discovered in Rio De Janeiro when the mall order firm . ih bla let offered their services as an police routed twelve youth, most ter. “I want an affectionate lov swerers of the letters he has re ly street urchins, from a fountalp ing wife between 18 and— now if ceived. An Best has given them In a public square In which the you will post this letter in a the Job.* boys were making their headquar conspicuous position; I am quite **I hope they all get the kind ters. sure that it will explain matters of wives they want,” he said. The realisation of Ponce de Le and I will credit your firm with Beat also hopes that the let on's*, dream came about when a the results obtained.” ters will stop coming to him. woman from a suburb, seeking But the mall order firm evi that women visitors will cease work in the city, seated herself be dently didn’t have any brides in frequenting his. greenhouse, and fore a large statue, surmounted stock. It was, nevertheless anx above all that his female neigh by a fountain, In Plaza Fifteenth ious to please an old customer. bors will quit looking at him so of November, and scanned the So Best’s letter was gtveh to the réproachfuly when he Walks by. help wanted column of a morning Kansas City newspapers where Furthermore, he has made a newspaper. She placed her pock It was accorded preeminent dis resolution regarding brides, mall etbook on a bench beside her. play. In a few days other mid- order firms and letters. Soon two urchins appeared, and western papers published Best's “The next ,time I order any while one engaged her In conver- letter. thing from a mail order house',*' ¡atlon, the other grabbed her And then the flerlst's troubles he said, “It's going to he some jocketbook and ran. started. Both boys made directly for thing that I really want—like a Scented notes and ellnrlng wcel-barrow or a pair of pan ta.” the statue, climbed up It side, and photographs are pouring iu to pants.” vaulted over the edge of the him from Kansas, Missouri, Col fountain. The woman called po lice, who followed the route taken orado and Wyoming towns. Den by the boys, but found only gently ver women have entered the hot spraying Water Instead of the two competition and Sheridan women culprits. Further investigation have written to reproach their revealed a hole down which the fellow citizen upon his failure to boys had disappeared.* anA after threats , of being drowned or smoked ont, several boys reluc Unarmed and Without Es tantly climbed from their refnge corts African Wilds or stone and bronxe. Are Explored The boys told police that the' the members o f their band, 12 in C apetow n , s o u th A frica, number, slept 'every night In the Mar. 16.—A return to civilization fnauteift’Oi jWUJth.Vf after three, mqnths In the African Great Variety Found wllds**durtifc; vylch they travelled His Six Hundred unarmed add wlthoqt escorts,'was • GUESTS A T HOTEL Keepers made today by two American Mr. and-Mrs. Alfred N. Pierce women, one of them 80 years old. SYDNEY, (UP)—The hobby of They are Mrs. W. D. Cornish of of the Hotel Benson, in Corvallis collecting clocks was taken up by New York, widow of the late vice and Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert O. Mad ison of the Nortonla hotel, Port Joseph Quigg, caretaker of a president of the Union Pacific cemetery near this city, 20 years railway, who will celebrate her land, have been guests of R. W. ago, and since then he has gath 80th birthday Friday, and .her Price of the Llthia Springs hotel, during th« past two days. A din ered together nearly 600 time cousin, Miss Hooper. ner was given a^ the hotel last keepers of all shapes, sizes and Refusing to have their ? plana designs until they fill two rooms disarranged when arrangements night In honor .'of the visitors, and In his cottage. Practically no two for a white escort failed Novem various trips were taken through out Northern California a n d are alike. ber 12, 1826, they left Naples Quigg used to have this battal alone on a motor trip, which was Southern Oregon. Mr. Pierce Is ion of clocks all working, and the to take them through 4,000 miles president of the Oregon Hotel- mens' Association. labor, of winding them up used to of Interior Africa. occupy him for six hours one day Wild beasts, jungle lands and a week. Now he has most of them strange native tribesmen of Afri GIVES SU R E R E L IE F resting and*not more than 100 ca all served to inject interest in Foley’s Honey and Tar Com now tick'to keep him company. to the trip for the aged Mrs Cor pound relieves at once distressing, Qiilgg’s mechanical turn . of nish and her companion. alarming bronchial symptoms. It mind and clever fingers enabled At Rijaf, December 14, they loosens the harsh cough, raise» him to gather so large a collection camped all night near a native phlegm easily, soothe» the irritat at a small cost. He never bought road gang. One of the prelimin ed mucous membrane, eases the n watch or clock in good running ary thrills of the trip came that disagreeable tightness that grows order, but found bargains In sale night when a man-eating lion ap worsp toward nightfall. From rooms. He has never paid more proached the natives. A shbt.Bang Mr. L. M.—Charleston, W. Va., than 815 for one. This he passed out In the night and the two wom “I am glad to say that Foley’s over for an old English grand en who has been apprised of.the Honey and Tar helped me over a father clock. Quigg cannot esti danger near by,, knew that the bad attack of bronchitis.” It is a mate the value of the collection. boast had beqn killed. reliable medicine, safe and effec- He has had some very tempting Plungtng Into central Afrloa the tlve for coughs and colds in child offers for some of the clocks but daring women lost their way after ren and growp persons. Your they are like children to him and passing through Nairobi and as druggist bells and recommends It. he can’t pprt with them. they were anxious to get back Oh Aak or phone for it.— Sold every He has musical clocks. Onp th» main road they drove their au where. —No. 4. has a huntsman who steps out and tomobile all night. The reserve sound» hi» horn at the hours and car broke down and this forced Astoria — New post office may half-hours, and the blast Is fol them to camp ont In the wilds. be erofited in Astoria. lowed by a merry hunting tune. Another has a monk who beats a bell severely to tell the hour. A third has two bell-ringers who pull laboriously at ropes every half hour. ' The only modern note In the collection Is a working model of Charlie Chapljn and Mary Pick- THE BUTTER -THAT BETTERS THE BREAD, ford. Every hour the former goes through the actions of emp ▲ Lithia Creamery Product tying a teapot over Mary Pick- ford’s picture hat. Love of the bizarre Is shown In Always Fresh at Your Grocer. Qnlgg’s choice of pendulums. One Is made from the key of the first Contestants report at Creamery on Butter Wrapper prison In Sydney, and another Contest This Week from the shoe of a ch am plop race j borne. The io»-- -st dock was the first postoffic* elock of this city. An 143 liorth Pioneer other was with Napoleon during his imprisonment at St. Helen*. ADVERTISING IS NEVER A JOKE LITHIA CREAMERY Phone 84 FR EN C H PR IM E M IN ISTE R . HAS REM AR K A BLE MEMORY PARIS (UR) — Premier Ray mond Poincare has' a "photo graphic mind.” This remarkable gift, wblch la extremely rare, enables the French premier after he haa written a document, lettar, etc., to repeat the text word for word from memory, without misplac ing even a single word. The length of the text makes no dif ference. Polnoare gave a vivid example of this recently In connection with bis appearance before the Chamber of Finance Commission with regard to France’s financial situation. Poincare gave out In advance to the pres» a long writ ten statement of what he ’would tell the commission. The steno graphic Record o'f what Poincare told the commission, speaking -extemporaneously, with no note« or paper before him, accorded exactly with every word In the statement given out previously at the Ministry of Finance. NO CABLE CAB PORTLAND, Mar. 17.— (UN) — Hopes for the establishment of a cable car service to the summit of Mount Hood were shattered to day when word was received from Qhlef U. 8. Forester, W. B. Gree ley of Washington, saying he dis approved of shch a venture. The message was received here by District Forester p. z M. Granger, who refused to disclose the contents of the telegram, or to comment other than saying that Greeley bis not made final dispo sition of the matter, but ‘‘prefers net to approve it at this time.” [resident who emphasised the portanee of the pioneer w about to be undertaken. A t first meeting of the eousml« Tuesday procedure will be dedl upon and public hearing» will ordered soon thereafter. ALL MAY BE HEARD WASHINGTON, Mar. 17. — Full opportunity to be heard will he given the radio authorities and the public regarding the restrict ing of broadcasting stations, mem bers of the new federal radio com mission declare. The commission has talket) over Us general problems with the Fujler Paints and ensures commodious walking along the entire cabin-length. Strap-hangers are fastened td the L paint and varnish for ceiling as a convenience for pas every need sengers leaving their seats, and safety straps are provided, for each chair. A lavatory la ad BERLIN — (UN) — A fly in g joined to the stern of the cabin. Salem — Factory here install B est P a i n t — B est W orkm en yacht Is the latest Innovation to ing machinery In its plant to Dadger frbm ftre on the fly Phone 172 be marketed by the Rohrbach manufacture prune Juice. ing yacht Is reduced to a mini Metal Aeroplane Co. • During recent test-journeys, mum through the all-metal con spectators were amazed to see a struction. The machine can eas schooner-llke conveyance, rigged ily be flown even on fifty per with foresails, a mainsail and re^ cent of the engine output. Fail movable dnralumlnnm masts, sud ure of both engines conjures up denly dismantled and transform no serious peril 'on water, as the ed into a flying machine, rising from the water and soaring be yond the horizon. YOUR CAR N E fib s WASHING AND GREAS The new winged sailing craft ING BEFORE WARM* W EATHER COMES AND Is equipped with all necessary aviation Instruments, altimeter, YOU WANT TO HIT TH E ROAD. tachometer, elinometers and com pass and, In contrast to other Let us do the work and you will be entirely sat types which are generally pro isfied with the results. vided with main and reserve control, the Rohrbach flying boat supplies a fixed individual con trol for each of the two pilot». Besides masts and sails, the sea equipment of the flying ves sel consists of ground anchor, drift anchor, ropes and swim ming Jackets. In order to avoid the big ex pense for large ship-ways, com monly needed for aeroplanes, a special type of beach trolley has been. designed and constructed for the Rohrbaeh -flying yacht. This contrivance comprises a pair of floating wheels, fitted to. (he wings of the machine. The bhat’ is thus capable of “taxj/ng,” un der Its own power on'aand .and water- . t 5 ’ . . Qppifortably- upholstered arm chairs and -receptacles for bag- gage are fitted ^beve the seats. All passengers face forward la the direction of flight. A wide OAKLAND aisle between the - rows of seats Varnishes J. 0 . RIGG SPRING IS COMING! and back Start Friday, Saturday o r S u n d a y ; retu rn b y m i d n ig h t f o l l o w i n g Tuesday. Sim ilar reduc ed fares to oth er points. N e w lo w fares fo r trav el betw een local O regon points now effective. Save tim e, m on ey and nervous energy. G o safe ly and c o m fo r ta b ly o n the train. Southern LITHIA SPRINGS GARAGE G. N. Kram er, Local A gent VAMCOUVIft BORN C lo th e s lo o k twice their price! SANTE RANCI SCO Custom ers w h o are looking for good clothes at a lo w price get what they want here. W h e n w e say that BORN C lothes look twice their price, we say it because w e know it. Y o u ’ll know it too the m inute you step into a BORN Tailored-to- Measuye suit. Satis** faction guaranteed. How’s Your Oil? We Have— A risto Cycol P orzoll G olden Shell Havollne M obile B Mobile A M on* Motor M otorese P en n so ll Quaker State M onogram V alvollite V eedol Zerolene H yvla Automotive Shop Chevrolet Dealers Paulserud’s / te »*. te te»» Í?* t ¿¡•’■»»«i ten» ¿ S H ,* * '«fi*!!». Motorist gets 20% more miles to the gallon with the new and greater B IR N A A O IN O GENERAL GASOLINE 36.00 PBB LOAD 100 OU. FT. 37.00 PBB LOAD 183 OU. FT. 38.00 PBB LOAD 130 CU FT. And Put Into Tour Bin Where Poerihle ASHLAND LUMBER COMPANY 384 Oak St. — At Railroad Crossing — Phone 20 4 A t (S rsa g i BPBNDBM Tt -«{Look /o r th e G reen and W h it e S i f R h
