ASHLAND PAG« SIX (f DAILY SATURDAY, Fehranry 9S» 1 W . m oros -, - THE DfllbY TIDIHGS EDITORIAL an d FEATURE , PAGE - - ESTABLISHED IN 1876 A SH LAND D A IL Y Ç. J. READ, T ID IN G S MANAGIÑG EDITOR W. H. PERKINS, new s editor By W illiams OUT OUR WAY Entered at the Ashland, Oregon Postoffice aa Second Claaa Mall Matter. L’f lf t t R E 's ANGIW e r X X ö H » About the only satisfaction wo get from the offer by 'Homblower & Weeks of a billion dollars for the Ford factories is the opportunity it gives to sjieculate over just how much a billion is. , ■«. The amount is so staggeringly large that it is practically impossible to comprehend it in ft lump sum. And it doesn’t help much to take it in in­ stallments of a thousand millions. Even a million, for all the ease with which we speak of it, is dif­ ficult to visualize. Suppose Mr. Ford had accepted the Hornhlower & Weeks offer and demanded payment in gold. To make good on their contract the bankers would have had to get hold of a quarter of the nation’s gold reserve. Even if Mr. Ford had been content with any old kind of money, it would have taken one-eighth of the country’s stock or one-fourth of all that is in circulation to make jmyment. Looked at from the standpoint of savings the sum becomes stupefying. Mr. Ford has been less than 25 years accumulating his fortune. This means that he has piled it up on an average rate of nearly 50 millions a year. , Fifty dollars a week is considered in some quarters to be pretty fair wages. The government taxes bachelors who make even less than that. And many captains of finance cried that Ford was ruin- ning labor when he proposed to establish $5 a ¿lay as minimum wage. And yet at the rate of $50 a week it would take the wage earner 400 thousand years to save a billion dollars. But, according to Genesis, the earth is less than 6000 years old. If Adam had landed a job at $500 a day immediately after he lost his soft berth in Eden he might have been able by now to accumulate a pile comparable to Mr. Ford’s. > Freak Laws Although the state of Kansas already has more freak laws on its statute books than all the rest of the states put together, the legislators of the sun­ flower commonwealth seemingly don’t know when to quit The latest is a bill just introduced in the Kansas legislature which would make it compulsory for a couple applying for a marriage license to prove that they have $1000 in coin of the realm before the license would be issued. Probably such a law would have its merits, but at the same time it would soon make matrimony a lost art. \ thousand dollars is a lot of money in Kansas. Bat as long as Kansas is going this far it might as well go a little farther. Kansas should also demand of the groom-to-be a home fully paid for and furnished. The home should contain at least a kitchen sink and, except in extreme cases a stationery Washstand and bathtub. The groom should have a life insurance policy, the assurance of a steady job in the form of a certificate from his employer and at least one best and one second best suit of clothes. There should also be a layette for the baby. What guarantee is a thousand dollars! A reckless couple might blow it all in on the honey­ moon. There in a school of biographers in America which believes that it is in the interest of truth and a clearer understanding of our sainted heroes to reveal matters concerning them «usually om- mitted from or glossed over in the conventional bio­ graphies. Thus we are asked to believe that Wash­ ington acted a good deal like the mill run of prominent men not only of his day but of every day since right down to the present. However our own investigators of the table manners and bedroom secrets of the great are mere tyros at the game of blasting reputations oompared to the ruthless character assassination that seems to have been the purpose of Captain Peter Wright of England in a sketch or Gladstone and which had its echo in a recent lil>el suit in which the late Mr. Gladstone was vindicated. Compared to what Captain Wright said of Gladstone, the few unkind remarks devoted to Mr. Washington by Rupert Hughes seem almost like praise.. Edison promised 30 years ago that when he reached 80 he would take up bridge and talk foolishly to the fair ones. H e’s 80, bat we don’t know whether he’s placed bridge yet. j rA S £ BR EC k fus T de nach ", D am a s s BR ec K W eeg B ec *<, LAlY D E E S - ASE S A S «. H o w vou la K dees M E E S W -R BOLL— MAMÖER DE -TÄM