Ashland daily tidings. (Ashland, Or.) 1919-1970, November 16, 1926, Page 4, Image 4

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    TRE D flIbY TIDINGS EDITORIAL) and FEATURE PAGE
O. J. BEAD, Managing Editor
W. a
PERKINS, Nows Editor
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O' S O O R W
CURLS ?
A man’s life, it seems, is as long «« the sight
of^his eye. It is directly relative to the size of the
world ip which he lives- Time was when this world
was limited to the visible, to what could be taken
in by the eye on its,own.
‘ ’
Not now. The telescope came and extended the
world farther and farther into the sky, measuring
of billions of billions of additional miles of elbow
room in that direction» The microscope came and
measured off figurative billions and billions of ad­
ditional miles in the other direction. Out in the
newly discovered reaches of the upper world, the
world of gigantic forces, the telescope-aided eye
learned hundreds and hundreds-of things that helped
to make the life of a man a little easier and a little
longer. Out in the new reaches of the lowej* world,
the eye first found horrors and then safety. It dis­
covered billions of billions of unseen, infinestimal
but deadly enemies, and discovery was but the first
step toward conquering them. With all this the life
of man was stretched out from twenty to fifty-eight
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years.
Now comes Dr. Mayo .to announce the ultra-
microscope which will stretch out the average life
to seventy or more- There will be additional billions
of billions of hitherto unseen enemies, of course,
enemies so small that even the microscope could
not reveal them. This will be additional horror, but
eventually additional security, for seeing the enemies
will be the first step in conquering them.
This should be an especial lesson for the apostles
of all creeds of all kinds of suppression. Nothing
is terrible once it is dragged out in the open and
into the light. It is the hidden things, the things
covered Up, that do the damage.
A W AIF IS REFUSED 3 6 0 OMTUE RAUCH-CURLY O j n S v Y l R ' <
AND THE TWO’ S E E K JOB SXSEWHERR -T t? A lL « D
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STRANGERS,-A R E 'TR A PPE D -C U R LY PU IB U P T U p R lA c ,
b a t t l e n o , protect t ^ e k id — rich m a n explains k id * ^ ’
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IS VUSSlWGr DAUGHTfeR -T hey ARC M ARRIED AM D 0 * 0 1 ' .T.R.W
B u y s r a n c h for t h e m . - sh a y v ^ thm sy curvy
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I What Others Say
(Lincoln County Leader)
On The Road To Eighty
x Professor Irving Fisher predicts that by the
end of the century, America will have become a
nation of octogenarians. There*Will be* young folks
too at that time we surmise, but we shall all have
become so disgustingly healthy and the medics will
have developed such miraculous efficiency that we
shall be germ-proof. The result w ill be an unusual
percentage of old folks hanging around waiting for
their arteries to harden before booking passage to.
the new Jerusalem.
Still germs aren't the only things which make
life hazardous — and interesting. We may sterilize
society and fumigate it and put it on a scientific diet
and give it setting up exercises every morning
and still leave it plenty of opportunity to play daily
tag with death*
The octogenarian fiiust have run the gauntlet
of poisoned hooch, of grade crossings, of automobile
hit and run speeders, of footpads and of county
sheriffs who shoot first and investigate after. The
process of getting to be 80 years old may be more
scientifically regulated in the future, hut it is
bound still to be an exciting one.
What Will The Senate Do
Senator-elect Vare of Pennsylvania spent some
$700,000 to secure his nomination. Senator-elect
Smith of Illinois spent some $600,000, a large part
of it coming from the public utility corporations
Subject to his jurisdiction as chairman of the state
utilities commission.
The senate is already on record as declaring that
so comparatively modest a sum as $195,000, spent
by Senator Newberry of Michigan, is harmfill, de­
moralizing, menacing to the republic and altogether
intolerable.
Will the senate therefore refuse to admit Vare
and Smith to its August membership.
Vanishing America
The forest primeval.
The old oaken bucket.
The little red school.
The one-horse shay.
Woman’s crowning glory.
The village smithy.
Milady’s petticoat.
The blue and the grey-
Esq.
Before spanking William study his reflex, say
the child hygienists. It may bounce right off.
The election is over, but the telephone pole« still
are actively campaigning.
The grand old party was
the vlqtor in the recent elec­
tion in the state of O reg o n
and, as a result, Frederick
Steiwer, against whom the
most malicious campaign that
Oregon has ever witnessed
wee waged, has won the Unit­
ed States ssnatorship by a
substantial m ajority.
The
republicans also sleeted Ik e
Patterson for governor by
an overwhelming m ajority.
(St. Helens Mist
Stelwer’s winning of the
seat la the senate should
be a particular source of
gratification to a ll real re­
publicans.
Stanfield, able
senator though he was, for-
fetted any right to consider­
ation, present o r future, by
his poor loser tactics. He
played a single constructive
part la demonstrating again
that a bolter la always doom­
ed to defeat, and this will
have a good affect on pAten-
tial political mavericks in
the future. Patterson’s vic­
tory over Pierce surprises no
one, ae the contributing fac­
tor to Pierce’s election four
years ago has disappeared.
Pierce vanishes with It, and
Oregon takes a real pride in
saluting its new governor.
Isn't It Odd?
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MÒSE
.. Snob: One whose pedigree has
gone to his head.
L aw : The method often adopted
for making bad things worse.
Bigamist: One to whom every
sweetheart is a hope and etery
wife a disappointment.
Pish: The raw material most
widely employed by both ama-
teur and professional liars.
History: A record of building
things up so that wars could be
started for tearing them down.
Dancing: A diversion enjoying
much popularity because no 'in­
telligence is required to learn it.
Hex Heck says: "Outside o’ jist
gittln’ along, a majority o ’ folks
never does anything worth men-
tlonin."
BALTIMORE!, Md„ Nov.
16.— (United New«) — Mrs.
Agnes Johnson is having 61
guests at her birthday din­
ner Wednesday— and P r a n k /
Prank, 7 years old, Is Mrs.
Johnson’s driving horse and
she Is very fond of him,. So
be is coming right into the
parlor w ith the other guests
and he’s to have a dish of
oats at the table. " I ’m sure
none of the other guests
w ill mind," said the hostess.
•’Prank Is such • nice horse."
LONDON — Nearly 10,000
bottles of claret wine were
deliberately poured into a
drain la the Savoy hotel here
not because of any American
prohibition invasion, but be­
cause the wine was losing its
quality. American visitors
opined the Londoners were
too discriminating.
D E T R O IT — Ben H offer,
part owner of a cleaning es­
tablishment, bemoaning the
theft of 46 suits while he
was making deliveries, and
the requests of customers
for their clothes or cash,
said: “ I ’ve been cleaned,
now I ’m being pressed: and
everywhere
I
turn it is
suits."
TURNING THE PAGES BACK
ASHLAND
ASHLAND
ASHLAND
10 Years Ago
20 Years Ago.
30 Years Ago
August Schuerman. of this city
and E. T. Simons of Gold K ill
have become associated in a gen­
eral warehouse and commission
business with, headquarters at
Gold H ill. M r. Scheurman goes
to the lower valley city this week.
His fam ily w ill remain in Ashland
for the present his son R illing,
being enrolled at the local high
school.
Mr. and Mrs. Sprat Weils and
Infant came in from Bly a few
days ago on a visit to relatives
here, accompanied by her mother,
Mrs. W. H. Deardoyff, of Oakland,
Oregon, who is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. A. P. Hunt of Ash­
land.
County School Superintendent
Gus Newbury spent a day o r two
in Ashland thia week visiting the
public schools of this place in his
official capacity. Ha reports the
schools vjsited to he in splendid
shape and compliments very high­
ly the efficiency of Principal C.
A. Hitchcock in his conduct and
superintendence of the schools.
Mr. and Mrs. J. B. Smith and
Mr. and Mrs. A rthur P. Smith of
Ashland left yesterday for Sante
Crux, Cal., where they may lo«
C. H. Metcalf has traded his
ente. There Is quite a colony of
residence ranch property on Holly former Ashland people now locat­
street, to J. C. Craig of Oakland, ed at Santa Crus.
for Oakland property. Mr. C faig
came to Ashland several weeks
M r. and Mrs. Geo. Looaley of
ago with hie fam ily and decided
that Ashland was the place for Fort Klamath came In from there
him. M r. Metcalf and fam ily w ill yeeterday on a visit to Ashland
remain in Ashland for the sum­ relatives and friends.
mer at leant and are moving to­
day to the Dean place on Vista
Joe Werts, the mall clerk, a r­
street.
rived In Ashland last Wednesday.
Misses Mabel Wagner and Nel­
lie Russell, two of the most com­
petent lady typists in this pert of
southern Oregon, leave for Sa­
lem on this evening's train to
take cases in the state printing of-
ftee.
J. W . W illey returned home
from San Francisco Saturday eve­
ning, haring aeqpmpknled a ship­
ment of beef cattle to the city.
He reports the market still firm
in the beef line, hut not quite so
• t if f as a Week ago.
PUBLISHED BY THE ASHLAND PRINTING 00.
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hco»>d 0 a> h*ooh oooooooe» d
’ L o o t h e n , uytna,” Biny-s voice
was steso, “a n you for or against
Indian graft?"
Lydia drew a long breath but
w as spared an
at im m ediate answer
was
for t th
h e n w
as a knock on th e door
and Jient
lie n t cam
cam s In.
“w ail,• said K en t after Lydia
“wsi
By MARY GRAHAM BONNWt
had settled them all comfortably,
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__ Charlie Jackson—poor
**I Just left
old prune. He’s been trying to
keep the white« oft the reserva­
tion by organizing the full bloods
"I m ust tell you,** said Daddy,
to stand against the halfbreeds.
"shout the rabbits’ ice-heating
party.
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Bat aftbr a year of trying he’s
given np hope. He's drinking a
“A big pond, which w as
little,"
near th e field w here a g n a t many
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“And still Jon folks will kssp on,
rabbits lived—t o fa st, ae m aay rab­
( • by Fredsriek A. Stakes Co.)
stealing the reservation 1" ex­
bit U n d .i u th e M d . that it
WMU gtrvira
claimed Billy.
called Babbit Villag e had ft
nobody spoke tor , a
ovnr.
mu BIU;
Billy to Kent,
Lydia looked from
"The rabbits w asted no tim e la
(C on tin u ed from yesterd a y )
and back again, Kent w as by far
sending e a t in vitation s for tho iee-
boating party.
IQfJ wUfFCgMTlA Mvthdto Ota UM/tlUL the handsomer of the two. Ho
"They bad plenty of boards to The celebration mads table talk and dressed well, and m t new, knees
nse as beats, and they made sails newspaper topic for several days crossed, hands clasped behind Ms
out of branches of evergreen No real attempt was made to pun­ bead, with easy grace. B illy was
a six-footer, larger than Kent and
trees
ish the Indians. For once, the
His
"The rabbits a n devoted to fun, whites, mqved by a sense of tardy inclined to be raw-boned.
and can always th ln k o f ways to and inadequate justice, withheld mouth was humorous and sensitive,
his gray ayes were searching
b a n the beat time Imaginable.
their hands.
I t was just before college opened I
d t a h e ï^ Ÿ m ^ S u îd
"The rabbits thought they’d have
their party io the afternoon, for tb«t
then the wind Mew the Strongest, ffMng to buy tba one hundred and
and In the evening It was apt to twenty acres John had set aside said to herself with a vague pang.
When they had finished BI
die down.
for him.
ly took Lydia's coat from
“T h e n were so many rabbits liv­ , "How are yon going to pay for
and raid. “Come, woman,
ing in Babbit VQlags that the ones u t * Lydia asked.
in the gloaming w ith yonr humble
who lin t thought* of the party con-
“Pun’t yon wqrry, n i tend to
r a m nt.”
that,” replied Amos. “Jebn's going
Lydia giggled and obeyed. They
to hold it for me, till I can get the
walked briskly tIU g rise la too
Ploc^eut off. That’ll pay tor the
road gave them a view of the lake
and a scarlet rift la the sky where
?Bow
Sow much did yon pay for It. the sun had sunk In a bank of
7” asked Lydia.
Mr, Levine
Levine?”
eloads.
Levine grinned. “I forgot!”
“Now, Lydia." «aid BjUy, “answer
Lydia sat with her chin cupped
my
question.
Are you tor or
la her palm, her bine eyes on Le­ against
Indian graft?"
vine. Te toe surprise o f both men,
Lydln’g throat tightened.
”1
he said nothing.
A fter the «upper dishes were won’t take aides against Mr. Le-
»•«bed, and Amos was attending to vl«»e,” sh e replied.
“Po yon mean tost you don’t
the chlckena/Lydla came slowly
M arahau r
ont to the front steps where Levine X
was sitting. She leaned her head
“You’ve no right to ask me th a t”
against his a m sad they eat in si­
Lydlg*« voice was croaa.
lence.
toough you
“Lydia," said John, finally, "how . MP.nt 1 H Te’
don t w a n tlt. my life ls yours. No
does the Great Searcl b go on?”
“
I don’t think I make much matter whether we can ever be
W ith Great Presence of Mind.
headway," replied Lydia.
“The anything elee, we are frleods, aren’t
we, friends to toe deepest seaee ef
older
I
grow,
toe
less
I
under-
sidcred a long time before they de­
that word—aren’t w«. Lydia?"
5
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“
d
F
t*
ie
lt
“
cided whethe.- or not they’d Invite
friendship |
Something
If,
I
f
there
was
a
God,
He
was
a
any outsiders to the party.
war«« and high and fine entered
man."
"Now, the possums lived very
“You mean male, rather than fe­ Lydia’s heuri.
near the rabbits, so near that they
“Tea, ire ere friends, Billy." the
had been able to wateh the rab­ male,” agreed John. “Lydia, dear, raid «lowly. "But oh, Billy, don’t
bits make ice boats,'and they won­ I wish yea did have faito,"
me decide that! You’ll have
“But do you believe, yourself?" ■flake
dered who would be Invited I j the
to tot me th ln F about I t Yea tee,
party, for they were certain the urged Lydia.
“£•*■ 1 know that the soul can’t tt’e decidtog my attitude toward all
rabbits were going to give a party.
die,
said the man, quietly. “And 5 V Glenda, even toward dad. And
“So they were pleased when they
idn’t t int
intended ever to deci ide.
the
thing
makes me surest is J nadn
received their invitation, and when the toeliog that
o r ^ ^ u * wH 5L0B.to?Ln*
B n - tomorrow,
I
have
tor
yob.
I
know
they got to the party and found
r ,
t
o
a
t
l
’U
have
aaotosr
chance.”---;
that they were the only outMde
T T Ito U y o u
“WTiat do you mean?" asked
_ HIS invited they were etfU hap­ Lydia wonderlngly.
atwered.
•be answered.
pier.
Amo« brought John L evtoe home
“That, yon’Il never know," he re­
"The wind was very high. And plied.
with him tor amper. R seemed to
ob, how the boats did skim acroaa
“Well, I "know that you’re a Lydia that Levine sever bad been
the ice!
dear," said the young girl, unex­ dearer to her than he was that eve­
“Such squeals of Joy ae yon pectedly, "no matter how you got ning. He did not talk of toe In ­
sever heard In all your Uvea
your Indian lands And I love yon dians, to Lydia’s relief, bnt of
Washington polities. As the eve­
forth from the rabbits and
to death.”
sums.
She patted his cheek caressingly, ning draw to a dose, and Amos
Bnt, alas, a dreadftil
and John Levine smiled sadly to went out to his chickens as usual
after U zq ie bad gone to bed, John
happened. In saUlng over a bit of himself in the darkness.
turned to Lydia.
•
•
•
•
•
•
thin ice the saU of the boat con­
grown np, aren’t yon.
taining Jimmie Possum and Horry
College life was not much unlike r
Rabbit fell over, and the boat went high school life for Lydia. 8he was
through the ice.
*4es, I do. only J miss the old
very timid at first; suffered agony
“Such a ery eg Jimmie Poanum whoa called on to recite; reached
when I saw so much ef you.
and H arry Rabbit did let off I
all her classes as early as possible
'AU the ether possums and rab­ and rat in a far corner to escape No o«e will over understand ms ns
bits hurried to the rescue.
notice. But gradually, among tfie you do."
"Neither Jimmie Possum nor six thousand students she began »«.Oh’ 1 ?on** know- There era
Harry Rabbit were good swimmers, to lose her self-consciousness and W ily and K ant"
"There’ll never«be anyone like
and the water wan no cold they to feel that, after all, she was only
you.” Theo moved by a sudden
would have drowned at once had attending a larger high school.
Except for flying visits home. Impulse she leaned toward him and
not old Grandpa Rabbit, with great
presence ef mind, thrown out a John Levine spent the year at raid, “No matter what happens, you
Mie, which Jimmie Possum and Washington. He was returned to will always know that I love yon,
iarry Rabbit got hold of, and so congress practically automatically, won’t you, Mr. L ev ln e r
looked at the wietftu face,
at the end of his term. Kent throve .
were pulled out on the Ice.
‘ •Baerrise, exercise; that’s the mightily as a real estate man. He keenly. ‘^Yny, what could happen,
best thing after falling through the continued to call on Lydia at irreg­ young Lydiar
“On, lots of things t I ’m grown
ular Intervals In order to boast, she
lee 1’ cried Grandpa Rabbit
up
now and—and I have to make
thought,
of
his
real
estate
acumen
"And he produced a bag of skates
decisions about the rightness and
which he had brought along In case and of his correspondence with
o i totoga. B ut no
the wind had gone down or that Margery and Olga, both of whom matter what I decide,
nothing can
ice-bon ting had grown tiresome to were now at boarding school.
fry you-"
One Sunday afternoon In March
them.
. . P,n to« were just a little
“So they all skated with as much Amos was in town with John Le­ tot, said Levine, “you were foil of
vine,
who
was
on
one
of
his
hur­
vim as they had shown in ice-boat­
ried visits home, when Billy Norton gumption and did your own think­
ing, and Jimmie Possum and Harry came over to the cottage.
ing. And I ’ve been glad to see you
Rabbit, Who both quickly recov­
Lydia raw at once that some­ keep the habit. Always make your
ered, enjoyed being the heroes ef thing was wrong.
own decisions, dear. Don’t let ms
the day.”
“What’a worrying you, B illyT or anyone elsfc decide matters of
( f t IM S. W w U m Wawapapar U o la a j
conscience tor you,”
•
she asked.
He rose as h t heard Amos com­
Gold-Brlck-ghy— > ~
“Lydia," he raid, dropping into
ing In the back door, and with hl«
A couple of young men came Amos’ chair and folding his big hand under Lydia’s «hto, he looked
arms, “you know my tract of land
to Medford Wednesday broke ex­ —toe one I was going to buy from long and earnestly into her eyes.
cept for two ounces of
gold an Indian? I paid young Loaa Then as Billy had done earlier In
dust. They hailed from the Alt- Wolf a ten-dollar option on It while the evening, he sighed, "Oh, Lydia»
Lydia!" and tnrned away.
house mining district and were I looked aronnd to see how I could
raise enough to pay him a fair
(Continued Tomorrow)
trying to get to California but price. H e’« only a kid of seventeen
run out of cash, and when they and atone Mind from trachoma.
M A N Y BODIES R E T U R N E D I
tried to find someone to
buy Well, yesterday I found that Mar­
shall had bought It in. He looked
their
gold dust, queer as it young Lona Wolf np and gave him
W ASHING TO N,
Nov.
16.—
seems there was no one who a bag of candy. The Indians,are
News)—
Forty-four
bod­
would buy it.
They made the crazy tor candy. Then he told him
to make his cross on a piece of ies of American soldiers yrere
remark that Medford “ Is a queer paper. That that was a receipt
brought back from overseas dur­
town, being situated in the cen­ that he was to keep and if h rd
ing
the year ending June 30,
ter of a miaing district, and yet show it at the store whenever he
1926, according to Quartermaster
wapted
candy,
he’d
have
all
he
w ith no p lace to buy gold dust.”
wanted, tor nothing.
And he had General Cheatham.
_ , _if. _
— Medford M ail Tribane.
two hMf-brosds witness i t What
This makes a grand total of
Marshall had done was to get Lons
bodies.
Identification
Wolf to sign a warranty deed, giv­ 46,344
ing Marshall his pine land. The work is still going on, 132 bodies
Statements Untrue—
poor devil of an Indian didn’t
Statements that Oregon is a l­ know it till yesterday when ha having been identified during toe
ready over supplied with normal ahowed me his ‘racrinf to groat last fiscal year. The govern­
school trained teachers are de­ glee. Of course, they’ll swear he’s ment spent «79,636 on upkeep of
American cemeteries in Europe
clared to be without foundation a mixed blood.”
Lydia burst out, “Oh. I wish that
by R. R. Turner, state superin­ reservation had never been heard last year.
tendent' ot public
Instruction. of I It demoralizes every one who
a In contact with it "
Turner points to the fact that he
K J y U iX I|
"Lydia,”
said Billy, slowly, ' T a
has spent more than two weeks in
K V o . expose Marshall, i f m go-
D A ILY B IB L E PASBAGB
finding a normal school trained
«how up his crooked deals
teacher ts fill a teaching position with toe
IS Indlnns. H n going to rip
“ Honour thy father an«1
in this state, as proof of short­ this reservation graft wide open.
mother; whi<-h is ! the firm
I’m
not
going
to
touch
an
acre
of
age.
commaMlmmit w ith proraioe.’
the land myself se I can go'to with
Kph. S:B.
clean hands and I ’m not going to
I t we would but howoui
forget that I came pretty close to
father and montber in a ll w<
Medford— Pears and
apples being a skunk, myself."
do and aay, few of as would
shipped and stored here total >,-
gd fa r wrong in thia world.
"There s John Levine and all our
401 cars.
friends—oh, roa can’t da UJ” .
Kiddies1 Evening
Story
L Y D IA
of the Pines
ladvr
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