ASHLAND DAILT TIDINGS Page Paar ~ TRE DAILY TIDINGS EDITORIAL ESTABLISHED IN 3876 C. J. READ, Managing Editor ASHLAND DAILY T ID IN G S O U T OUR WAY Monday, September 27, 1020 and FEATURE PAGE ~ ~ W. II. PERKINS, News E ditor (CHgHeHSHSHMHCHOHCHMHOICHOKHWMNOMHM By W illiams Kiddies’ Evening Story at the Ashland, Oregon Poatoffice as Second Clam Man Matter JUDGE THOMAS The many friends of Judge C. M. Thomas, circuit judge of the First Judicial District of Oregon, com­ prising Jackson and Josephine counties, are urging that he accept the appointment to the Federal Bench at Portland, to snceed the late Judge Charles E. Wol­ verton. No expression has yet been obtained from Judge Thomas as to lus desire in the m atter; though .many feel that he would be reluctant to, leave South­ ern Oregon, and the host of friend« he has made here. It is the contention of those friends who want to see Judge Thomas prompted, that, lie is the best qualified man in the state for this important judicial position, based not only on the fact that he is a very able jurist, and a man whose integrity is -beyond question, but upon the further fact that during his incumbcncv • on the bench in this district, which is the # heaviest individual district in the state from/ the standpoint of volume of business through the courts, for one judge to handle, Judge Thomas has displayed an ability as an “ executive** which lias been nothing short of amazing to those who realize the enormity of the task he undertook when he accepted the office of circuit judge. A t the time Judge Thomas took office the court dockets of the two eountios contained in the.neigh- lxtrhood of two thousand eases, many of which had remained there untried for years.. Seizing the work with a determination and ability, only given to those men who have the full courage of their convictions, and without fear or favor, this mass of accumulated cases began to crumble, until today there is not fifty active eases in the two counties, and no cases that have been filed for any length of time. Throughout hi« work Judge Thomas has taken the position that it became his duty under his oath of.office fd see that all business in the court was dispatched with the least possible delay, that the litigent might have his m atters adjusted promptly and in this undertak­ ing he has had the full co-operation of all attorneys. In fact, the district bar association has worked with such harmony, not only between themselves, but with the court, that tf is admitted throughout the state that the bar association of the first judicial district is the best organized, most progressive and strongest dis­ trict bar association in the entire Stfltb. F o r purely selfish reasons we .do not like to see Southern Oregon lose Judge Thomas, for he has been always one of progress, and we would keenly feel his absence, but we do feel that he has fully earned this promotion, and that the entire state of Oregon will greatly benefit by his appointment to the Federal Bench. • BEHOLD THE CRIMINAL Recently, so the story runs in the publication ‘‘Safeguarding America Against F ire,” while a for­ est fire raged about his house, a youth of Egg Harbor, New Jersey, sat in a rocking chair and played his ukulele, watching tho blaze. Qommataded by the Mayor to assist the fire fighters, the boy only laugh­ ed, observed that fire fighting was not his business, and kept on strumming his instrument. He was a r­ rested and fined ten dollars for disorderly conduct. Suppose, says the Insurance Field, he had l»een a merchant, manufacturer or tenant perm itting trash accumulations and other fire hazards, eapnblc at any moment of setting off a great conflagration in a city —how much disorder could he lie accused of f HAVE A HEART A Hindu scientist, by the use of a delicate re­ cording apparatus, dem onstrate for his learned con- fereres of Great Britain the heart beats of a snap­ dragon. I t seems to be a logical conclusion that, if snap­ dragons have heart lieats, they must have hearts. A step further brings one to the conclusion that, if snap­ dragons have hearts, then other plants must likewise have hearts. This much having been established what we should like to know is what kind of a heart docs poison ivy possess. SOLVING THE FARM PROBLEM In four years there has been a jump in Idaho farm production that is phenomenal. In 1921, carload shipments over the Union Paci­ fic from the farms of Southern Idaho totaled 151. In 1925, they totaled 1213. They included 434 carloads of butter, 455 carloads of cheese. 208 carloRds of eggs and 136 carloads of poultry. It will be noticed that the shipments were butter or eggs or poultry, rather than hay or other bulky commodities. The Idaho farmers have found that to reduce feed to the higher valuek of dairy nnd poultry pro­ ducts, results in products for which there is readier demand in the markets. PUBLISHED BY THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO. By MART GRAHAM BONNER CHOHCMMHOHOHMHCHMHMHOHCHCHOHCHCHOHOHCHCt » • Leopard’a Compliment "I have Just received a compli­ ment,” said the Leopard. “Indeed,” said some of the other animals in the soo, “and what was the compliment?” “What la a compliment?” some of the others asked, for they did not know what the word meant. “A compliment,” said the Leop­ ard proudly and haughtily, “la a sentence or speech of praise. “If anyone compliments you, it means that that person la saying or has said, fine, praising, compli­ mentary, pleasant, flattering things about you. ' ( “A compliment la always nice, because It Is always made up of. praise.” “Oh,” said the animals In their different laflguages. “Now," said the ones who ha known what the word meant but wanted to hear about the compli­ ment, “now,” they repeated, “tell us the compliment” “I will tell It to you gladly," said the Leopard, as he paced up and down his yard. “We’re glad that you’re glad to tell It,” said the other animals. “Pray begin." “The keeper,” said the Leopard, “was speaking to a person a few moments ago. , “You all know what a person Is, I Imagine? “A creature with two legs and two arms and who talks a lot of funny words, and who laughs In a funny way.” “Yes, we all know what a per­ son la, for the keeper la a person, too,” said the others. “Well,” continued the Leopard, “the keeper was telling thia person I Isn’t It Odd? What Others Say NEW YORK, Sept. 27.-—A number of Columbia University students have learne how it feels to live In rooms at the Rltz-Carl- ton, the Plaza and the Commo­ dore, costing $12 a day. The students were told their dormi­ Salary: Something that a few tory rooms weren’t ready, hut people earn, but many people get. that the institution would pay hotel bills. They picked the most exclusive hostelries. Conservative: One who is op­ posed to every form of radicalism except his own. PARIS, Sept. 27.— Montmart­ re has staged an automobile race on the public streets* which en­ dangered no lives. Fourteen cars raced up the hlly Rue Leplc. The prize was offred to the car which made the goal last. The winner covered 100 yards in 28 minutes. NANTES, France, Sept. 27.— The French govetriment has add­ ed nearly one million france a year to Its export receipts by finding a market for rancid but­ ter, In Its African colonler. Strong butter Is a great delicacy in Senegal and other French colonies of Central Africa. (Corvallis Gazette-Times) TURNING THE PAGES BACK ASHLAND 10 Years Ago 20 Years Ago ' ASHLAND 30 Years Ago Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Pearson Senator Mitchell is expected Merle Robinson and wife spent of thia olty. who have been visit­ to make his McKinley speech to Friday afternoon In Mediord. ing In Portland tor two months, the people of Ashland September 2«th. returned to Ashland Monday. Mr. and Mrs. William Myer Mrs. Oaniard and three sons of' and daughter, Bernice, went to A. F. Hunt and Pete Barna- Gold Hill Saturday, to spend the Jamesville, Mich., have moved to! Ashland. They are relatives of burg returned Saturday from a week-end with Mr. Myer’s sister, Mrs. Louis Werth and old time trip down the Applegate country Mrs. 8. T. Hedge«. gathering up stock cattle for the friends of Ed Butler and wife. summer range. C. B. Lamkln and family have pioved from their residence oa Beach Ave., to the residence on Oak street formerly occupied by B. R. Oreer. Mrs. Clifford Jenkins and lit­ tle daughter Maxine, went to Grants Pass last Wednesday to vielt with Mrs. Jenkins parents Mr. and Mrs. Charles Hanson. District Deputy Game Warden J. H. Driscoll of thia city, was a business visitor to Roseburg the last of tbe week returning to Ashland Friday. of The Pines' f The dispatches state that Queen Marie expects to visit the Coolidges, though they do not state that Cal has sent fier an in­ vitation as has the governor of Oregon. Evidently Cal Is not up oh the amenities as Walter Is. Wo are surprised, however, not to say astonished, that the queen has not yet replied to Wal­ ter’s cablegram inviting her to bp his guest In Oregon. Indeed, Efficiency: The art of getting The governor might offer her the more mileage ont of a dollar use of his office for as long an she wants to stay, for he is never than It contains. in it and it might as well be us­ ed. That the queen should thus Specialist. One who gets the long have failed to reply to Walt­ bad cases that the regulars have er's cablegram at state expense just about strapped. seems a little remarkable on the part of a woman who writes for Ambition: A condition of mind1 the papers on proper rules of that seeks a way to be relieved ! conduct. Perhaps she is looking of doing hard work. him up first to see whether or not he is a proper person to vis­ it. It is possible that she may Hez Heck says: “If you hev a never have heard of him before, big family, they’s some comfort though if she had ever been in In th^ythought that maybe you’ll In Oregon she would not . only git one good one out o’ the have heard of him hut would bunch. have heard him. ASHLAND fiSZ Dr. F. O. Swedenburg, a sur­ geon of Maiden Rock, Wls„ has O. O. Helman hag been engag- been visiting in Ashland for a ed to instruct the Jacksonville few days with Dr. J. 8. Herndon. band and went down Tuesday He goes South In a few days but evening to give the boys a lesson. may decide to return and locate In Ashland. The graduating class of the Ashland High School this year The following Ashland people numbers 9, as follows: Maude E. Mathe vs. went down to Medford Tuesday Patterson. D. Ray evening to attend the Gaddis- Birdie M. Millsap, B. A. Spencer, Angle wedding which occurred Ferdinand A. Strange, Sidney A . Tuesday night at Medford, Mr. Foster, Charley E. Wagner, Marg­ and Mrs. E. D. Briggs, and aret L. Stanley and Roy R. Rob- daughter Nellies, Mr. and Mrs. lay. C. A. Hitchcock, principal of O. 8. Butler. Mrs. Ed Barron and daughter Nellie, Mr. and Mrs. the Ashland schools, returned Mrs. H. F. Barron and Charles home from the Willamette Satur­ Rose. day. OUR “Then He Looked a t Me.” something about me and something about all animals. “And what do you suppose he said?” “That we all had good appe­ tites?” suggested one animal. “That we all slept well?” asked a second. “No,” said the Leopard, “the keeper said that almost any ani­ mal could be made friendly, and then he looked at me. “ That is,’ the keeper added, ‘al­ most any animal but the Leopard. " ‘He Is the one animal you cer­ tainly can’t have as a friend or a playmate or a pet.’ “Now wasn’t that a fine compli­ ment? “It makes me so superior and fine not to stoop to be friends with the keeper. “In fact. It Is so nice to have them all realize that the Leopard Is not one of your little lap dogs, nor even a friendly big old pet.” “Well,” said the other animals, “It all depends on your Idea of a compliment, that’s all.” “Of course,” the Leopard agreed, “creatures feel different about compliments. “What la praise to one may not be praise to another. . a was a great “But I thought tlh hat compliment, and I was mightily pleased. “Of course, as I am a big leop­ ard I wouldn’t be just a little bit pleased. T f I am going to be pleased at all I am going to be mightily pleased as befits my rank and sta­ tion aa you might say. “Oh, yes, that compliment waa ail right.” So the Leopard began once more pacing np and down his yard and saying to himself: “He will never have cause to make any other sort of a speech about me. “The keeper Is right In what he says now and he will alwajre have t) aay the same. T, the Leopard, will see to that" (© . H H . W M t r r n N «w ap«pM - U n io n .) J K ille d W h e n 1 W O J K I U C U W I1 C I1 Train Hits Auto SILVERTON, Ore., Sept. 27.— (LP>— Mrs. Ella Steffen, 60, and niece, Miss Agnes Wallman, 18, were Instantly killed at a grade crossing near Brooks Sunday when a Southern Pacific train hit an automobile In which they were riding. Both were residents of Howell Prairie. If business men talked as they spelled there would ha a eeriona Interpreter shortage. NEW SERIAL STORY Will Appear DAILY in These Columns Beginning at an Early Date * ♦ J