' S ii DEWY -— •< •< :.:i> i. r. i t r v iT-.- t v- r i— c ’ « rt « i t it ' ASHfcA’ND BAJL, T j. M T í r i « a 1 ts i T F nt f J a brkfc«^. of the l4 « V le e a »oft roti eoflar, wMeh b r ' . u( g m t r w t r . I k I Iostal io adopiftEW n.colqr-^Ato ».’ for^tlte e^4«W >»»*t>te'iorftlW F Iqfsptry, etc. ' v jt .J O ... Bdîtar .Managet, a .EdUpT ■ ■ » > Telaihunfcli T^ 5 » }•;« tbis war« p s r n d tM r ij ktta eoramuntcatloq T r M j t t i i » Department. "th* urftq rn i (wbhUJ look a« though it! jf J ♦ * ? ’ J r‘J| 4^ '• x. " ; One Thr Six One coHar straight. ttattt ftodiaai <* uUiHko-rf-1 drb, the Mkek Un «» w o«i wttb tha to wMfte’>,w a * -ia eitti. Thuv. V -« ’*V^gld1Tb« .Mtbto.-nMlMt^«Mk* *-:* o r r i w * p a n rtg A » * : J That settlo. that. < The younger o tric e p h ¿ t f r t f f e have solace to ith u i ffc e g lU M » » n O a o C f'iO e U K out o r evew ft » 14 N P ON TVi ‘ f r Month _. .a Months Months ... Year * .t-. HOKNI G a n .. 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No danktlons to charities or otherwise w ill he made ln adv er us­ ing or Job printing — onr contributions w ill ba la cash. k. >.£• •"* • • • 3T--- ,. , ----- ------------- 1 F IB S AND THE FARMER Preventable} to sses by« fire* on» farngi. i$ th e U n ite d S ta te s am ount to th r ee tim e s a s m u ch m on ey a s is n e c e s­ sary to finance th e reg u la r n a tiv itie s o f th e D e p a r tm e n t o f A g r ic u ltu r e w u & i b M C M e m p lo y e e s . -TfcH 'estim a te w a s su b m itted t o llte- R a tio n a l F ire' W aste'0rtU M 'il b y . G. I. C h ristie, D ir e cto r o f th e A g r ic u ltu r a l E x p er im e n t ..visconsh» • SOU»» to hava • wet lind ¿ry «8hl on It t hsnS» tbU rear’ \V Stanley LoiRh. fo«8«r stats V » comn.'wtortir 1» «oln» to i r - i tui p A i N r Jk* a *« ' S ta tio n , Lafayette^ JEnd. ■ •’. . ; "P ' I n round nUmi*ers th e aniiu al lo ss d u e to fa rm fires to $150,000. “ L ig h tn in g ,’* s a y s P r o fe sso r C h ristie, “ ijs' g iv e n as th e la r g e st s in g le cau se. -In v e stig a tio n s carried on in ­ d ic a te th a t w h en b u ild in g s are p r o p erly rodded th e p ro­ tec tio n from lig h tn in g is p r a c tic a lly 100 pier cen t. T h e F a n n e r s ’ •Mutual L ig h tn in g P r o te c te d In su ra n ce C om ­ p a n y o f M ich igan , w h ich in su red o n ly rod d ed b u ild in g s, and th o se o n ly a fte r th e ir in sp e c to r s h ad ex a m in e d and a p p ro v ed th e red d in g- p a id o u t o n ly $32.00 fo r d a m a g e by lig h tn in g d u r in g fo u r y e a r s o n a risk to ta lin g o v er $55,- 000,000, ...The. $32.00 c o v ered t h r e e smaM p la in t« , a ll due t o M e r e c t s \iii.r o d ^ n g . o v erlo o k ed b y th e C ornp any’s i n - speetor. ,• *“ T he~prtfjtldieS o f fa n n e r s a g a in st lig h tn in g trids- w h ich d a te s from a tim e w h en m a n y fa rm ers w ere h o a x ed w ith im p rop er r e d d in g an d u n rea so n a b le p rices, n eed s to l>e overcam e. T o o fe w fa n n e r s reco g n ize the a d eq u a cy o f p rotection from lig h tn in g rod s p fo p e r ly in sta lle d or th e d a n g er from rods im p ro p erly in sta lle d or d a m a g ed If the sleeve» and legs of heavy nnderwear have stretched much wear it for a spring 3ult of (Jlothes. •’ J Takes.all day hour's work. to dodge The short skirts worry father. But It isn't the short length, It's the short time the s k irt’s worn. I f money realljr talked, an old niekle would do some bragging about the cigar» it has bought. a fte r in s ta lla tio n .” . t , Owls, are considered wise, T h e N a tio n a l F ir e W a ste C ou n cil h a s a u th o rised th e they have Insomnia. a jip oin tm en t o f a b alan ced a g ricu ltu ra l com m ittee w h ich- w ill in clu d e in its m em b ersh ip r e p r e se n ta tiv e s from the G overnm ent and o th er n atio n a l o rg a n iza tio n s in te r e ste d in re d u c in g fir e w a ste o p f a n n s . «- • »'- W A S H I N d T O N i’ S ® ^ LETT A { one tim e o r ^ u o t lie f d u r in g a y ea r, th e jxH»ple o f th ese sta te s m a n a g e to g u n fo tfn d MOOJKM),00 q u arts o f Àoft m r C R A R L E * P. S T E W A R T NKA Service W rite r IV A 8 H IN ^ T d N i-» In spltjs of all d rin k s. S o said E ric S eu d d er, h ead o f u C h icago b ev er­ that straddling politicians can a g e com p any! w hen a d d r e ssin g a con ven tion o f N ew say or do, prohibition w ill be the J e r s e y S ta te p o t t le r s ’ A sso c ia tio n at A tla n tic C ity. T h is a p p r a isa l o f th e liq u id o on ten ts o f th e d o m estic stom ach is ottiy th e h a lf o f it, fo r n ext y e a r “ w e e x p e c t to doub le our chief issue in the coming Co»-.- gressional elections. That» pretty well agreed now. down at the capitol. Dqwn at the House of Repre­ sentatives * office building the other day I was walking along ' SAK FRANCISCO, May one of the corridors. These cor­ (U P )— According1'to the most ridors are almost interminably, Authentic chroniclers, an tier on tien, with the offices of sional buck private in. the representatives on either side. may be heard to mutter,- in the Most of the doors stand open sanctity o f his own quarters, that and, passing, you catch an occra "that guy ain’t human.” Mean­ Sional word o rtwo of what's be­ ing, of course, one of,hla officers. ing said Inside. This complaint is obviously not • ’ From an -office I was hiking by True, else it long ago would have I caught a word myself— "prohi­ become a sort of general cry bition.” A few offices farther on apion^ a ll buck privates. I heard it again. Tbeh a third ; i Officers are human. Especial- time, I grew rather curious. A young officers. They respond Going up to the top of the! to the call of springtime, •»’ ev­ building I made the rounds of i erything. OccasionUly too much the corridors. The connect up, with a court in the middle, like a Not many days ago the com- isnding -officer of the Preslditi, rectangular infinity. Having finished with the top an t'rkneiaco, was forded t i !»• corridors, I took the others, one lie a b u lle tin / weratng hi« after another, in the same way, younger officers against adopt« clear! down to the ibasement floor. Ing over-luxurious sideburns. The Twenty-seven times on .that young .bloods were in the army, trip, by * actual count, I goti he decided, so shoqld abide by enough of an earful to leave no rales df Sdbrlet» i? » f t * doubt that prohibition, pro or R ight qp top of, that rib»« “«M con, was the theme of discussion ; from Waahingtdn, D. C., that a in said number of representatives' second attempt of the younger offices at approximately the same officers to dress w ith * . . trifle time that forenoon. mote’ osrspkjhwd been Ilatlfr ai^d Advertise In By Taylor Mom and Pop ANO THE FURTMEÄ X <50 TH C VJOAfiC IT 6 6 T 5 -M O M M UST HAVE H|R£D A *É* w o ü « e c t a w 4 •S H Ç M -T M IS «OOM LOOKS L 'M TRE POTH PF A NANSA» CMXOMS NO VIONDER MSN LEAVE HOMS <3CCAT HONK-WHATA CHAMSED1 woman - S he ’ s a rwülac — « ¡f HOBCULBS her - ¿ J WREAXTH GHE*D MAKE W ill SAMSON LOOK U K E A COP L i ÖF restaurant coffee « MATILDA’ sarcastically denied. boys w aited to, wear tong- The Tidings BV Williams OUT OUR WAY b u s in e s s ” — reason enough fo r d o u l$ |n g ttait tlie in tim a te, con su m er in nt) t a lw a y s be la rg e r 'th a n ttietliing-cxuiK tim M .' 1 OÍbír* Ä»V« THt FtlCE > ( CTf- TRAIN FAM » O 1 MAP MOM W IL L QCT T> WALK-MN * 0 0 3 0 ' , A LUNCH »OR O r it m ay lx* th a t no fix e d sta te o f c a p a c ity hu sin esg e x - isty. Probabfv th ere is a lw a v s room in sid e fo r m ore, as " • f overlord s o f thcjjtb eatro h a v e so CorceftiUfiripiROB-v stra ted . In a lly <*ase^ the, p leasu re o f e x p e c te d b u sin ess v a (n is th a t th ou gh file’ bbm bârdm 'eni o f th e M oslem Kifr ha* ended- Uni g a ssiftg d H H v  m éricàn M id r iff à» just* b&- g u p —s m etliig g n e w t» report on th e A m èriea h froh ti that MUTlLDA’S hua O and 1» OUT OF B lazes am ' < V L , X'M 6 0 HUNGRY X , “ ' COULD bat THE JAMB \ OFF THE DOOÄ - hurt U N E J - TOU M o W nrf HAVE INVITED tffOULD m a y » m a m smile H IM T& »TAY ViflR- T h e A m erican peouto- w p l y in g o n e -eig h th 1 °C r to ta l iiE'ome J V f t a ^ a —T ^et^uy t^ ey - a f e in tlie tier incom e braekpin,. o f .in th e cl/pV’ w h ich d ocs WQ| p3 i “ t In t M 1 . 9 w 2 4 i y tlie :— to ta l St e ii thi ta pl< TSS incom e o f pUtpte,;ltf t h ^ t îif it é d T P t S a e s w a s f 4 1-2 b illion s. T a x e s—n a tio n a l, state; niuni- »1 an d a llr ilie rreF ’ t n o k ^ g b V h m f r * « : - * T M # it t H » » ” t o u t o f each $10 y o n sp en t, you g o t o n ly $7.75 an d e s to o k $lj.25, no m a tte r how lo u d ly yo u m ay h â v e aded p o v e r ty . •-* « * • « I “ 001 w . e if f t t to jh e j I < "IWW« | l/f’ W left In J ÎM131 w e K»v‘‘ N ow g iv e m o m M a M K i J < 4 t t V f c i e l J w o r k in g d a y s, th e p roceed s o f o n e d a y m ust go g o v e r n m e n t — fed era l and othpjTgilg» | ÇV ’ I “ I f th e sm all ta x p a y e r could be «Jl'i-MÏ on»e a year, s tow ing ju st how m uch k iffta x iR a iN b u n t to , s^ ^ a in e d o ff < rery o o m m o d itjb f^ ^ â Î F ^ V • 7 1 u p {that c o u ld he beard on th e p lan et M a rs.” W A R M liU p r L . A L W A 'W S f ST À M O * B A C H ' y o u ’ll be a sk ed to jo in and supp ort th e BBWNMKT í NW» vH r V n iv tn TTiP O I i i v i ‘ Ï .1 ip / 1 * 1 '* Z ' \ VNKEM E P? 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