MONDÂT, daily a p u r a s SH LA ND D A IL Y T ID IN G S ha*« M eo hMMed loto jsn .i “The'Sast effect» are prof tn auft .ptafiog. U s i rea « ÿ le *tte0 ez fcave M eo «alni imitating the human voice GRANTS FAM) «*••) * * y »•— ■ A cache of old soloaJto A .feMVB* Ashland Has Her S! Rxceyt Sunday ................ Editor Business Manager ....... News Bditor Simpson, thre< uarters mile south.« f '] »♦«P all o li. <1 been stinted In Telephone 8> yt th*4»'oat 0<tMan4iM >»■ *••»«>• ment. Mendelssohn . M »- phone one* but discarded It he- ,a,. * t dm Ashland, Oregon Poet office as Second Class Mall Matter SMbacriptlon Prior, Delivered in City SALEM, Ore., May ^/—Gov ernor Pieree yesterday reprieved Guy B, Bond, who was sentenced on February 8, f t 26, to p a y a fine o f |6 0 0 and to serve thr^e months la Jail la Laute county for illegal transportation of liq uor. <?4- DISPLAY ADVERTISING Slagle insertion, per inch ................ ............ 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VeAKLŸodfer DONATIONS No donations to charities or otherwise will be made la advertis ing or job printing — our contributions will be la cash. :»JWait'32OPOC& STUDENT IGNORANCE College students may know a good deal about a th let ics, and even a good deal gleaned from text-books, but they are incredibly sbv of general information. This fact is revealed anew by the New Republic, which 1ms been asking questions of a group of students in a representative nniversitv. * *' * They were not trick tpiestions. Most of them were such as might be readily answered, one would suppose, by any jierson who lias done a moderate amount of general reading, either in books or newspapers, even if he never went to college or high school. Oliver Cromwell, we discover from this questionaire, was m ealy a prohibitionist. E dison’s claim to greatness is his ability to do without sleep. Cervantes discovered America. The Yosemite is in North Carolina. Martin Lu ther was a liotanist. ' • , I t is not unfair* either, to pick out these blunders. The answerers’ minds were full of blank spaces. Only 38 out of 100 knew who Bernard Shaw was, and only eight knew who wrote the “ Inferno.” Native ignorance surpassed alien ignorance. No native American got more than 89 per cen t The highest percentage of accuracy, 98, was att^iged.,hy a Slav, the next-lug-hest by a Russian. It almost looks as if the greatest work of Edison was liis exposure of the ignorance of college men. OF NCR IK UNAS ’ ufAwewq 6« oses \SH1NGTON- ETTER. BY CHARLES P. - STEWART NBA Service Writer WASHINGTON, May 3.— When Major l ’Enfant laid out Washington, he evidently meant Pennsylvania avenue to be his show street. Having staked it out. from the point where the White House now stands to, the spot-he had chosen for Congress to meet, we can Jmaglne him putting h is finger down on the former site on his plan and saying. “ Here’s where i ’ll have the executive mansion, and off there, a mile and a half 1 to the eastward, and facing In APARTMENT HOUSE PLAY ROOMS that same direction, will be the “ A well-equipped nursery is a part of every large capltol.” factory, and excellent care is taken of the children. Re Even so. That’s where and how they built ’em. cently large apartment houses have been erected housing But it didn’t work out quite around 200 people, and containing a kindergarten or chil that way. d ren ’s room, with a Capable nurse. When the mother Without precisely being a slum, wishes to go out, she may leave her children there under the district east of the capltol distinctly is a second and maybe careful supervision.” avne a third-rate neighborhood. s Xliis is not a picture of an American community. It Except for a block or two up is p art of a re|x>rt of a sjieeeh by Scott Nearing, telling near the treasury building, Pen about some of the things he saw during a five-months’ nsylvania avenue, is a street of tumble-down old rookeries. It sojourn in Soviet Russia. isn’t even an average thorough- He repofted also nursery schools and ‘playgranndc fore. It looks like sixty. planned especially to relieve mothers of the 24-hour care of children. But aMendanoe a t any of these institutions is not compulsory. If a mother is compelled to work for a living or if she is actively engaged in some form of public sendee, she takes advantages of those nurseries and play plucos for children. There appears to he nothing menacingly communistic alnout this development. I t fact, it ap|>eals to thoughtful persons in parts of die world quite remote from Russia. I f families with growing childrrti have to live in apart ment houses* it doer seem important and wise to have healthful pLaY places close at hand. The capltol faces the cast only theoretically. For all practical purposes the back door is the front one. Government buildings are scat tered hither and yon all over town and out into the country, without the slightest regard for “ensemble” or harmony or con venience or anything. What happened • Why, here’s what happened. As soon as they got onto what l ’Enfant had in mind, a bunch of real estate sharks gobbled up all the land east of the capitol site apd another hunch gobbled up everything along both sides of the “avenue.” , And they slapped on the moi t unholy price»—for those days. Better worry over these, Eur opean troubles now. Soon be en tirely too warm to worry over anything. If you hear a great silence it is the children crying because vaca tion time is coming. We’ll swap winter for straw berry shortcake any day. Mrs. E. P. Breyfogle, San Fran cisco; Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Keith. Being desperate is a streak Berkeley; Z. M. Agee, Eugene: luck when used properly. W. R. Egan, San Francisco; F. L. Carlton, Portland; Arthur Oll ares, Steilacoom, Wash.; J. A. Among the GucSts at the Colom Dougherty, Los Angeles; C. R. bia Hotel— McWilliams; Los Angeles; A. C. Charles Harvey and wife, Hol- Davidson, San Francisco; J. A. lestor; Ben Heath, Portland; R. Veach. Portland; A. B. Brown, W. Hulln. Portland; J. Fleldman, Portland; C. W. Heppner and Portland; John Vogel, Portland; wlfo, Portland. El. Beverson and wife, Montague; Hugh Coburn, Bend; Robert L. Harmon, Riverside; Roy D. An- Advertise In The Tiding» dersin, Klamath Falls. Bv Williams T w T« st R img 3 u sT \ OMCE isio a e. WHEM L GO ) •To VAMH A m O so u CAM SUFFER ALL MIGHT vnvth rT* I'M T a r o PLA ^IU ' Q E B S A W wTri k S O U , U H E A MULE. \ RUBBER HARHC.SS! J m A R E M • TÎÆ .RE SOO QO AQAwd1 > Sloan, la., has found a now way to civic perfection. When reformers crilieise mural conditions, i t s lm p b 7 drives them out of the town, and then everything is nil right again. Now Congress is going to encourage aviation by BRttfig m mncti on new nrrphmc* tn the n m fiv e venre H the public spends on automobiles in five days. ra B T here are more model homes than model people to live in them. Ainnqg the G aests at the Ltthia Sprisg« Hotel— OUT OUR WAY ^ It usually takes all the time there is to be a big success. • s e r o o e o s tf \ P O P , ito SCAPED f T p GOMMA H U P T « W AIT MOSM-WAIT’LL 1 GlT kWUERvF. O P AGlM'-VVAlf/ < MOVN -AA /A rPsG f UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Eugene.— ( Special)— Jaaa h a * done much to encourage the un derstanding and appreciation of music, according to Louis P. Ar tau, Instructor of piano In the school of mualc, because the pop ular music is taken mostly from classic compositions. “Thanks for the Buggy Ride,” for Instance, was taken from Madam Butterfly, Mr. Artau pointed out. Many writers of Jazz, however," know very little about music, Mr. Arlau, believes. Irving Berlin, he said, picks out his melody on the piano and has someone write the harmony and themes for him. "It is hard speculate as to what ■is coming out of jazz,” Mr. Artau said. “Many gpod musician* are writing cheap jazz for the money in it-" If some big musician were to start writing jazz we might get a distinct American type of music from it. Jazz are no form yet. The choruz is the whole thing It is simply a verse fol lowed by a chorus of 82 measures or sub-divisions thereof.” “Many''ihlnk. that jazz is an outgrowth of the war period. 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