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G olf in A m erica, w r ite s R aym on d C. W illo u g h b y , in - '
T he N a tio n ’s B u sin e ss M agazin e, is b a rely m id d le-a g ed - -
A b o u t fo r ty y e a r s a g o it w a s n ’t d on e in p u b lic p la c e s
b y th e b est jteople. S o fo u n d R o b ert L ockhard, w h en h e
ch ose C en tral P ark , N e w Y ork , to p r a c tic e th e g a m e le a r n ­
ed in h is n a tiv e tow n o f D u n ferm lin e, S c o tla n d . T h a t e n ­
terp rise g o t him a rrested . .John R e id , w h o h a d a ls o com e,
to N e w Y ork from D u n ferm lin e, g o t L ockh ard , f r e e froin
th e p olice. R eid an d L o c k h a rd p u t o n th e ir k n ic k e r s a n d
w en t to Y on kers. T h er e th e c itize n » w e r e m o r e h o sp ita b le
ahd the orign al tw o so m e g r a d u a lly e x p a n d e d to th e fa m ­
ou s “ A p p le T ree G a n g ,” w h ic h in 1888 b ecam e th e first
oraranized g o lf clu b in th e U n ite d S t a t e s — th e S t. A n ­
d rew s C lub now e s ta b lish e d a t M t. H o p e, N e w Y ork .
P o u r c^nVuries b e fo re th e e p iso d e in C en tral P ark ,
the foreb ears o f L o c k h a rd a n d R e id w ere p la y in g th e
Singing as you work Is all
gam e in S co tla n d . T h ere it b ecam e a n a tio n a l sp o r t, and right, unless tha boss thinks you
w a s d ig p ified w ith th e a tte m p ts o f p a r lia m e n t to le g is ­ are well- satisfied and vetoes a
la te if o u t o f e x is te n c e w ith o r d in a n c e s th a t it be “ u tte r ly
crj’i t dounw an d n orh u s it .”
D esp ite th e o b je c tio n s o f th e c iv il a u th o r itie s in S c o t­
land, tiie g a m e p e r siste d , an d the in c r e a s in g n u m b er o f
Sometimos
talle
ls
p la y e rs m ad e p o s s ib le th e o r g a n iz a tio n o f clu b s, a m on g
Somotimas
it
isn't.
Jtwt
them th e E d in b u rgh B u r g e s s G o lfin g S o c ie ty in - 1736, th e
“ I do” may cost half ot
H on ou rab le C om p an y o f E d k ib h rg h G o lfers in 1744, and! thlng yoa have.
th e fam ou s R o y a l a n d A n c ie n t C lub o f S t. A n d rew s in
1754 — th e clu b th a t s e t th e fa sh io n in ru les fo r th e A m er­
This year will be half gone
ica n gam e. W h e n th e gam e w a s b ro u g h t to th is cou n try before long aad all the 1027
i t h a d th e im p e n ts ^ if l o n g tra d itio n — “ it h ad it s in c ep ­ -model» ot autos not oa the mar­
ket ' yet.
tion in th e d a y s o f th e H u g u e n o ts in H o lla n d , w a s crad led
in th e H ig h la n d s o f S c o tla n d . . . . w a s n ursed t o rob u st
A young fellow telle us that,
y o u th in th e d a y s o f th e T u d o rs in E n g la n d .” T o A m eri­ while h» was as busy ae a bee
c a n s i t g a v e a newt m ea su re o f in d ep en d en ce in life- lib- someone else get his honey.
e r y t, an d th e p u r su it o f g o lf b alls. I n 1891, th ree years
Fine thing
about electric
a fte r th e fo u n d in g o f th e clu b a t Y on k ers, B o sto n held
fans 1» they don't make any
a n o th e r te e p a r ty and op en ed th e first m u n icip a l cou rse in smoke or ashes and never go out.
th e U n ite d S ta te s . A lth o u g h th e g a m e s till h a s con sid er­
a b le S c o tch in it, it is now, A m e r ic a ’s ow n b y r ig h t o f
m unbers.
KtiB AMrftML'. WO«WS O t ©RCAS^
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By Taylor
Mom
For instance,
Representative
Tillm an of Arkansas got the flooo
one day recently and talked four
solid f»ages into the Congression­
al Record. Nobody once Inter­
rupted him. fie ran on u n til he
ran down.
I f It all had been
apropos of something or other
he’d have been squelched in short
order, but It wasn’t so nobody
minded.
SAN FRANCISCO, Charles E.
Herron, private of service com­
pany, 3<Jth U. S. Infantry, Is to
be kicked out of the army. But
he w ill carry an honorable dis­
charge with him.
“ Big» Beso” made this pardon
possible.
“ Big Boso” 1» one of the more
delicate name* bestowed, in the
course of many years’ service, up
on a raw-boned army mule of
consistently hateful spirit. "B o ­
bo ” broke loose a few days' ago
a t San Francisco Presidio and
threatened to run amuck.
Herron, a mule skinner of
parts, happened along and with
a deep-rooted love of adventure
flashing from his eyes, shouted:
" I ’lF get him.”
TH a T’Ô» J tt© r
T se lOCAr «äOWKg
HCR o o r - i w e <iOT A M O LO
3 M 0 H C « IMTHB ÖAEAÖC THAT
, l l u e g o TO SMOKE 08VS r - ^
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V. YOU HOkAMT VeaBMta- / A ,
But the mule “ got”- Herron
with a series of painful
klokB.
The mule-skinner received ln ju r-
ita . which w ill preclude him
from further service in the army.
SCIENTIST HONORED,
EMORY
U N IV E R S IT Y
GUL,
May 1.— (U P )— Dr. W . A. Shel­
ton, professor of Semitic langu­
ages at Emory University,
has
been elected to membership in the
Royal
Geographic
Society
of
Grqat Britain.
Jpr. Shelton was one o f the
American scientific mission sent
out by the University of Chica­
go in 1919 which made an ex­
tensive survey of the archaeolog­
ical fields of Egypt, Assyria- and
Babylonia.
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May 1.—
Liquid air, heralded ae a cure foe
poiosn oak. is effective only In
mild cases, according to results
of experiments! conducted by the
Oregon
A gricultural
' college
health service. Severe cases did
not respond to the treatment.
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INTELLIGENT FARMING, BEST SOLUTION
M any farm r e lie f m ea su res h a v e g o n e ¡before th e
H o u se agricultural' c o m m ittee, an d e v e r y one ha« com e
o u t crip p led b y th e a s sa u lts o f th o se w h o w an t so m e th in g
e lse .
T h ere is n o d o u b t o f th e w illin g n e ss o f C o n g ress to
p a s s a n y fa n n r e lie f m easu re th a t se em s to h a v e th e sup*-
p ort o f th o se w ho are to he r e liev e d , an d o f com m on sense.
B u t th ere are so m an y k in d s o f fa n n e r s, so m a n y p rob ­
le m s o f tran sport a thug and m a rk etin g , th a t n o u n iv ersa l
m e a su r e seem s t o fit.
T b e g e n iu s is y e t to-b e born w h o can w ip e o u t d iffe r ­
e n c e s in g eo g ra p h y , e le v a tio n ' d ista n c e , clim ute,’ fa rm in g
a b ility ,
and
reduce
fa r m in g
to
one
standard*
<rf p r o f it
It h as
never
been
d on e
in o th er
b n sin i-ss; th e ru in s o f 10,000 crea m eries, fa cto r ie s; sa w -
!0Us, ra ilroad , th a t tried t o buck N a tu r e , d ot th e land.
G e o r g e S h in ia , W estern .Japanese p o ta to k in g , recen tly
died in C alifornia» w orth ¡KJ,000,000, all m ad e in g ro w in g
fljQtatpes, la r g e ly o n le a s e d l a n d s . He k new llo w t o g r o w
ioe«, a n d “ r e lie F ’ la w * d id n ’t wtorry Turn.
ff a n y
o f th e £hnu problem lie« in h o tte r fa n n in g , tliht io
ad a ll law «.
c o m a n n T Y s p u tiT
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BY C H A R L E S P. STE W A R T
N BA Servloe W rite r
W A S H IN G T O N — Let a mem­
ber of the House of Representa­
tives have something really im­
portant to say. In a speech on the
jOoor, and the time fo r him to
tay U la is deled o a t to him by
«.he management as grudgingly
as i f thtae wesen't enough ot It
tp go around,.
indeed, th a t’s just the case, the
leaders bay.
i f statesmen were
allowed, to run oratorlcally wild,
no «time would he left to past
laws tn.
Fifteen minutes ls a liberal at»
lowuice for a speech. Upon Its
expiration— bang! goes the gav­
e l and, “ The gentleman’s tlnie .
has expired, announce« Speaker
.I.nggW grtli, biting hi«» sigta Mg
In the middle of a word.
“Can’t I get a little more
tlmeT” he beg», and If it ’s good
"tu ff he's ieettng off and he's
popular member, maybe he get» .
an additional five minutes or two
o r -one. bp noantmous consent.
tnacmurh aa the representa­
tives’ rules are so inelastic even
when highly impertant questions
are up tor coastderatiea.
one
m ight naturally infer that abort
work would be made of a con­
gressman who undertook to talk
pure piffle for the mere fun of'
hearing blmsoit do It.
Strange to say, the reverse to
the casta
If a lawmaker hex
some genuine remarks to make.
t h \ Uouee generally Is very striet
a a R ttie c o o p e r a tio n w ith unselfisliiH iss, sw eeteu
c iv ic p r id e , th r o w in a du«h o f com m on «en«e, tttir
' le a d e r sh ip , roll i t in |>ernj«t»ncy, fla v o r it w ith
— b ak e i t w ith entitUMinsm, and t h e renult in
IT Y S P I R I T . G o w in u n ity s p ir it can m ake any-
ten within th e realm o f (fa n m u n ity p o ssib ility ,
n fo rc e . O nce y o u get a fe llo w inoculu ted w ith
e tra n sfo r m e d a p a s s iv e o r ]>otential lia b ility .
5 a s s e t . * * * Lt is w h at th e c itiz e n s o f a c o u ­
nt a » » c o m p o site e n tity io to n u s o f lo v e and
thp e o im n u n ity in w h ich th e y live» that we
w ith him /
n ity s p ir it . * * * I ts righ t a p p lica tio n w ill b r in g
r e su lts.
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