«Urtlnr tbs wnrft 4 S B M N D DAILY TIDINGS rttructively arranged advertisement* get plenty, of atte» Lion — more than that, in reputable ppbljcgtince gained k«adw»y to’» * • * ! * day by Alexander g. Carllfle In an let he'd be abqnt a® easy to exclusive Isterrlsw Wlpt Unite# Frees ¡top as « runaway freight Carlisle, wbo has been c*lle himself. ft There’s where hie Inertia cellors, two attaches, and two Fiicomes id, woeklng both ways at secretaries. Both the Kaiser and all his attendants are very strict In the matter of dress. All wegr L He’ll talk *11, right. You their full m ilitary dress at the ¡Can’t stpp him. But it’s npn- evening meal, and their cheqt« eeeentlal «tuff— flab stories, are aglltter with decorations'a*# Well, it ’» ' an awful work}. jokes, m iscellaneous piffle of all pollghed medals. In Guthrie, Okla., 55 are charge jaorts. When you undertake "There 1s nothing dull or rou­ ed in a muTder ting. Thia Wifi however, to. get him to discuss tine about these * meals. The make- Chicago jealous. the subject you’re Interested la. Kaiser insists that tbe conversa­ It just can’t.be done. He wqq’t tion shall continue in a stead an# animated flow, aad himself take* News from Washington. They '»tort. ' the lead In making It interesting. are investigating the aluminum “I found him in extremely good trust, but may make light of IL Sargent’« as amiable giant. 1 suppose he hates to come out health and seemingly quit* *pd«» pressed by b»e egUe. That's hqw flat-footed, when he’» asked * he looks —- ther* lilt® that,” aad question, and refuse to answer. Carlisle with a sweep ot hip hand So he put« on a vacant ex­ In d icted a photograph df the pression and says that’s some­ Kaiser which he said had bee* Jhore is a fortune for a thing an assistant is attending takep thia FaU. who can Invent a reverse to, and he knows nothing about It was la colon and revealed for gas and electric meters. It. Probably thia was true some the ex-Kaiser apparently “ In the of the time, in the early days pink of condition?*' His iron gray gvery married man knows a ot his administration, when he beard ^cquiiwd since his exile was stitch in time (s a surprise. /was new on the Job, but It smartly trimmed, and hie famous can’t be now, or else he really upturned moustache seemed to News from Egypt. Buying u dumb. bristle with the truculence It di# Amorlcan typewriter«, W* " These Vermonter« are difficult In the day* before *<» owner knew threaten to send our machine to fathom nod nntylW toe tike «tins of defeat. Hie acquil- there if it doesn’t learn to spell, latter guess la correct, but my Ine nose aad eagle eye — If the own impression 1« that tbe at­ photograph was to be believed— torney general know* a heap bespoke a vigil that was aot In BODY IN SEATTLE evidence In the pictures taken of MORGUE IDENTIFIED more than he lets on. him two and throe yean ago. - “He is getting along excellent­ At any rate, the Senate com- ly with his wile, to whom be le SEATTLE, Jan. 23— (U .P.) — A body lying in the morgue mntee on the so-called aluminum devqted” continued Carlisle. - “ I here baa been partly identified “trnat” got a taate of the at­ bad many long talks with the by the sheriff’s office as that torney general’s inertia. former Kaiser; I remember on W hat that committee didn’t one occasion we 'went to It’ in of Herman Scbeck, missing con­ tractor, and center of a political find out from John G. Sargent hot and heavy discussion for two-, fight. The body was found concerning the justice depart­ and-one-half hours wlthoat a floating off Vashon Island, near ment’s Investigation of the al­ minutes break. I am not at lib­ uminum industry would fill the erty to reveal everything that we Cove, on January 14. Congressional Library and quite discussed, but I think I can say that the* Kalaer feels now that Klamath Falla — Building a lo> more. It made him look ilka a the war was badly bungled, but orations here during 1925 that the bungling was by the dip­ chump— all the things he had taled «1,126,147. lomats rather than by the mili­ tarists. fQuite apart from the result o t the war he Is aow. and always has been sprry that England wen; into It. He w*e *orrx toq that fire 50 per cent of what tljey showld be. > Sometimes there Sre those who rank ahont' 50 per cent in endowments, B>t their returns are 100 per cent. Others 'are blessed Many an obscure assistant does fi$tli about 60 per c«nt of what we like to call “ genius,” too qrork that the man in thp Bid their attainment«1 are about in that ratio. •. Now the trouble with pur world is that most of i|s s-wivsl ebair gets credit tor. fieople are in the third class, when they could just as well & in the second class mentioned. -A mediocre kind of Heck saya: “Tbe biggest Cork is being accomplished, when it should be first class. [ kin thing o’ right nq^ ®he reason for this is that these of limited endowments fejler ,nrho tries to be * «aim exemption from responsibility. That principle i* sport, edthout sur real A t dhly wrong, but it is perilous. ’ Refuse to use your right arm for a few yreeks, apd m will find it hard to ‘use. FaiJ to exercise it for a few Gresham — Eastman Lumber onths, and you lose the use of it. That atrophy of Co., will install complete plan­ iisusc is manifested in our heaven-,torn gifts. The less ing mill. • e do, the less do we want to do. Disinclination to serve f-ises from moral atrophy. It is the result of failing to tHercise the gifts we do have. | The person most hi&lily blessed is not he with many endowments, but it is he who uses what ho does have. The first may be spectacular, hut the latter is far more feeful. When a person makes a successs in life, and towers ove liis fellows, he is accomplishing no more than he CSSPif-BiRe fSOFESSON,^« ght to. Every person ought to be successful. If nine rsons out of ten fail, they should lie blamed for it, but Soïte OHE'5 ¡T t b tenth one deserves no honorable mention. He is IfiítJc^-MWVB.eARNBP.ír • jm p ly doing his duty, while the others did not. ? An average person who fixes his eye on an average 4hindard wiH do average work—which is far below the Aaardard that should be maintained. About 90 per cent < the world’s woe is attributed to second-rate, method* B the bands of one whose creed is, “ I ’m as good as the Average.” He is right, and that is the reason he is not $ rth er Along in the world. ‘ • i ; The average ]>erson is needed for the reason that tfiere gre previous few of those above the average. But second need is the greater. 2 New Morrow Gen r o s p o w t ih o : m t a in t c r . ;• o r . T.TTT OUT OUR WAY Hy Williams « •» t i / I f «JOW LOO*< > i D o U t wiAsxr j v f i l A r B A O H tN Í j l i t H A & HB BM6Q a k V P ’OOtM 0MB fN ji.iR e -r è uhAM < VAÄ'dt AírfACTTít PM f HR 'N O r r WAF-fu DQ AMH/fcUNKlH BF M u k wip-ri ■fíÚT SePftPx«feo*i IT/CO«tM, FER GAOW i SÄWE.rtNA-R>l i • M ACM iM ERV^OOfT \COMt BACK ’ hom e y WHY ADVERTISING PAYS * TheYe was probably a time in th© history of npw«- p&pers when jylverÜKing was little considered and eyoi| t£ jieriod when the buying of span© in a newspaper meant t||#t the purchaser could say practically anything he carotj tg, regaedle«« of facts, as long a* no Kbei suit was in- t&lved. Things have very much changed since the per- igds referred to. Advertising is a distinct and vert’ im­ portant feature of practically qll publication*. New»- Aper* now establish » standard of advertising and sfrictly adhering to the principles set forth, gain friends dhd importance through their advertising dolumtos as well as in other deimrtments. Advertiaifcig having become « legitimate land well thought of feature of the newspaper it has also become tglderstood by the public and intelligent reading of the advertising pages Is a part of the duty of housekeeper afid business mah. Admitting that the news, siiorts, feo- cfety and editorial pages are given .first attention, it is acknowledged without reserve that the well placed and 1 b >*1 *’ * e/ * *■ • t' . liid it A. TAKE- *>W» hr s i «seise «e