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WHO SHALL ENTER— Not every one that salth unto me, Lord, Xbrd, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; bnt 8s that doeth the ^011 of my Father which la in heaven. Matthew 7:81, !*5f O0QLIPGE AND 00NGREM £ 'Ju*t this time, with the ojKsnmg session of Coir c ’JB’ess and the possibility of a constitutional struggle be- ft.' Vy >r “t>een Congrats« and the Presidency over certain questions wf I>pwer and prerogative, comes an article in the cur- TDpnt Harper’s Magazine op “ The Great Coolidge Mys- 1 I 1 3^ry” by a well known newspaperman, Bruce Blivens. «Mr. Blivens, after several years of contact with Mr. C0o- Drucilla Whitmire a South Car- as possible in order that she jfdge, beginning during the time !Jie wsb governor o f ollnian. The Appereçn» «uoved might give of her knowledge and ‘«Massachusetts, finds no mystery at all in the President, to Misscpsri when Phoebe was advantagdk to others. Observing Great Mothers wor any particular repression. He finds the actual Coo- fifteen yearn old.' As a refy round her a shocking poverty of Edge a man of many advantages aud some very distinct young girl she taught school thought among fte young girls and at nineteen married Mr. of her acquaintance, she con-' im itations. All of which are well worth reading about, George Hurst who took his brldp ceived the idea of endowing the apj But he also finds that Mr, Coolidge lias a* most re- • to California where he was Cathedral School for Young jarkable'popglarity that is iioite conttbdietqry to the later • elected United States- flgm- ’.Usual toRts for popularity. In fact ha thinks that Coolidge ator. From the first she was She felt that it lias become popular and been made popular because lie Mother of MR. WILLIAM RAN deeply Interested In the ed.»- location where DOLPH HEARSTI cational development of' her thè North and jyts into the immediate present of American t&nperanfeut, state. Realising th^t Indiai to be educated JRid despite the moat of the tilings he has done. For in- crafts work would be of bis- Capitol. The Or £tance,in the matter of success, Coolidge as President- By MARY GREER CONKLIN torleal value to future gene A - ! Hearst Hall wei w * * >: Someone has M id, "T ell “»•* tlons, she .began, early » còl- tieas to the Un ’ ■* “ It can not be attributed to a record of achievement Tjn office. The only real success of the administration- ¿hiring this period was the Dawes plan, and the Dawes jplan was first put forward as a purely unofficial group. „Not until its (political) suocesS'Was assured did it become ohe of the achievements of the Coolidge regime. Of the ^ xen'm ajor recommendations the President ha« made to Congress »ot one ha« been carried gut- He has been de- 'ifflattjd on taxation, the soldiers’ bonus, the world court, Hie Se nate investigation of the treasury department, the M arten nomination, the reorganization of the government .bureaus, the repeal of tax publicity, the sale of Muscle Rliouls, railway consolidation, and the anti-lvnehing bill. He has been beaten actually, though not technicallv, on retention of Daugherty and Denbv, on the calling of other conference on armaments, and the sale of the •vernment- owned merchant marine. This list, to be wure, sounds more impressive than it is. Mr. Coolidge nrnot the first President to advocate numerous proposals «jiich are never carried out But when you can set along­ sid e the defeats hardly anything in the way of accom .fflishifient exeept the Dawes plan and a continued reduct­ ion of the cost of Government from its wartime jieak, the «fact that lie is still the popular idol does indeed become /remarkable. There is some danger in the‘very fact of occupying Aficli a pedestal as is How his. Demos is notoriously fickle ifqward it« heroes, and “ the bigger they are the harder -they fall.” Also, the Coolidge popularity is to a certain Extent bgpnd lip with Republican promises to the country ¿St large of continued prosperity. If hard times should ine along—and it is perfectly’possible, of course, that ey will—some of these pre-election promises may fly •koine to roose most unpleasantly on the White House ■»of. These, however, are the normal political dangers ieli must be taken as they come. The general situation remains as stated; aud the riddle continues fo puzale •jnanv a political observer.” After all, nothing ever fails so much as failure. If President comes out of this session of Congress with 'h2notable tax reduction to his credit, he will have achiep- & “ success.” But should the session he embroiled with 5R struggle over various questions of prerogative, with iputes over appointments and with the Senate saying to most of the President’s recommendations, the Prosi- ney will have suffered a distinct setback. And it will impossible for the “ mysterious” Mr. Coolidge, whether hf ^s‘ actually mysterious or not, not to suffer to some iutent a bursting of the bubble. The real advantage of the nation can come only from gnoperatien between a businesslike and farsighted presi- tjgnt and a well organized Congress. We aro far from lENing a well arganized Congress. S how a- persen-epends hie' leisure.' hours and I can tell yon what sort of citlsen he makes.” The nkine of Phoebe Apperson Hearst became renowned for the same reason as did the name 07 Mrs. John Adams, wife of the second president of the United States, who was perhaps the mdkt solidly «ducsted sud glftod of all mistresses of the White House. Left alone a great deal after her marriage, while Mr. Hearst was absent on minine expeditions, Mrs. Hearst. line Mrs. Adams, systematically em­ ployed her leisure time and lonely hours in educating her­ self. Mrs. Hesrst’s father, Randolph Walker Apperson, a thoroughly educated Virginia^ adopted first OMo aqd then Missouri as his residence, and married Miss lection -ef indlKìi Zasketry, which farnia at Berkel afterwards beeame a part of regent of the the collection of the Rhoebe Atj Its foundation; Hearst Museum of the University largely to her s of California. In Missouri eho sity that the had felt cramped. As her life California boasts In California unfolded she r'i-T seat of learning allied that there wàs so m udi child, as dear In the' world to be learned^ flesh and blood, and this reallxaUon gave. heft ■"TOe’ ' iove oi the ambition to travel. She set; rBCqulrjng kntn about learning French as the w> . . "Luck: Marrying a woman for That eleetloh- never has been her beauty and never discovering held Chile, for four decades, the mistake. . having stalled it off. Finally Peru" grew so, clamorous that the Ideal husband: One who al­ two ¿governments put it up to ways eats and apparently rsllshon President Harding to decide be­ everything his wife sets before tween them. Harding died soon him. afterward and President Coolidge Success: Having something inherited the Job of referee. His good to sell and, advertising it verdict-—about the only one pos­ sible for anybody to arrive at — was that' the election bad bet Hes Heck says: “The fust ter be held now. place a man runs fer when a bull ebaaea him is a tree, which • Chile, in physical possession of makes It plain that Darwin was tho disputed territory, had small doubt she could make the vpie right.” .• • • - ■ tome out to suit herself. She was delighted and praised Presi­ dent Coolidge to the skies. Peru Was correspondingly down in the mouth. ’But .President Coolidge didn’t Intend to "let« Chile run the election all Yier own way. He sent General Pershing down, to boss the voting. Pershing A friend tells us * he got so promptly indicated that be aimed lonely for his girl one night to give‘Peru a fair show. l»e stayed home and kissed a lip This time It was Peru's turn to he tlcklbd half to death and Honestly, the best policy is to Chile's to fly mad. Indeed, her let all’s well that ends -well delegates' have backed out of the election plans entirely, say­ enough alone. ing theyv\ro n ’t have anything Nothing tickles a girl more to do with an election conducted than having a date with a ipau otherwise than as they dictate. General Pershing and^the Peru­ whh has a mustache. vians, however, are going right- It’s a long rain that has no ahead with the preliminaries, I* timatlng that the Chileans enn turning into snow. boycott the election If they like One thing about powder on a but it will be held anyway. man’s coat lapel is it shows he hasn’t had experience enough to brush It off. » •UB REPORT ON Friday is one of the seven days on which it Is unlucky to act so darn foolish. YOUTHFUL 0B 00K S COST COUNTY MUCH By Williams S u H KIM D R O P * lU t T W A P G E A P A m S r n c K S Q P t t hamos U P 'to o M l S T t P SHÇPIFÉ VISALIA* Cpflf., Dec. 18— (IP) —Caring for boy criminals in­ volves the expenditure of consid­ erable money as well as require­ ment of a large amount of work according to* data here. The Tulare county courthouse records disclose that |120,000 haVe been spent In the past five years in maintaining Juvenile de­ linquents. This sum floes not include regu­ lar court costs. H1ÇLE LfCBNBB? The law provides that no motor vehicle ean bo operated eu the public highway» of Oregon af- ter Jaauary 1, HM», without a ISM UeeuM-a Also, Xa- - _.LL____ Here’s the story: Forty and a few odd year», ago Pern and Chile bad a war. Chile won. , To compensate her­ self the took, . supposedly ton- perartly; Fern's two southern provinces, Tacna and Artem The region is vastly rich mlnsraMy. Chile meant to ‘ make the most of R while she had the chance. It was agreed that the Taena- Arlcaltee should decide -for themselves, by popular vote, alter 1® years whether to’ stay Chilean or go back to' Peru. »RDBR WAR MADE S w ith th e Secretary of State in the observance and obeyance of the law and save yourself _ WORRY. ANNOYANCE and INCONVENIENCE of enforcem ent necessities after January 1. SEND IN YOUR AP­ PLICATION NOW! 1 » WITH SCHEDULE GENEVA, Dec. 1«— (U. P.)— The League of Nations council today formally decided to in- yite the United 8tates, Germany, Russia, Bulgaria, Finland, Hol­ land, Poland Roumanla and Ser­ bia to participate with the ten members of the council on the commission for the preparation of the League’s 1988 confer­ ence. All states not Represented on the commission will be in­ vited to submit their views. WILL nTVESTIGATE OHIO S. U. TEACHERS COEUMBUB, Ohio, Dec. 1«— ) — Armed with instructions GENEVA, Dec. 1®— (U. P.) — from Governor Vic Donahey, to The League of Nations council "clean up” the campus and weed today aopted the Ruinboldt com­ out members of the faculty “who mission report, ordering Greeea have communistic tendencies” the to pay Bulgaria about 8250,000 board of trustees of the Ohio tor material, moral and aetual State University began an inten­ damages, as the result of the sive inquiry recently, the result recent Oreco-Bulgsr border hos­ of the arrest of Professor Dabney tilities. Thereupon, the Bul­ Horton; part time instructor In garian fereign minister, nalkoff, Englisji, on*a liquor law charge. accepted the council’s verdict A 6® gallon still, a quart of whis­ while the Greek foreign minister, key and 30 gallons of molasses, Rentis, merely thanked the coun­ which the state-dry agents classi­ cil. fied "for rum making purposes” were seized in the bdsement of (Horton’s home. Advertise In The Tidings PLAN TO ENTERTAIN BASEBALL DELEGATES LOS ANGELES, Dec. 16—(IF), — Plans for the entertainment of the Natlbnal - Association of Min­ or Baseball LSagusrs, which will hold its eonyoation at Catalina on January IS. IS, 14, wars an- nounced veeafly h i Preaident . Harry A. Willlasos of the Pacific' Coact Baseball Longue- Preceding the opening of the conference th< flelagitec will he entertained in this city- * Heefl- quartaye wW he established at the Baltimore hotel op January 8, the day peeeeedina ih o anneal Paelfic Coast League meeting, fer the reception of guests. Frwm <®8 «0 1®«® league presi­ dents, slab owner», manager», and their guests, will attend. As part ef the program, visiting delegates will be present for the dedication of the new atilUamdollar Wrigley FlehL Judge Kenesaw M. Landis, high i let as soon as enough C-ougressmen get liack from « to make a quorum, we’ll have another session •tratinr that America hasn’t anything to do with ASKIÎWrON rlooely h*vs h*ve Bard lass. - notoriously Tgp Halted States is more then threatened with plenty of it, in connection with the Tsehs- Arica dispute.. Folk who don’t know what this row is about will do well to find ou t Otherwise they'll miss the meaning of »Ome mighty interesting paws which b fltte to begin arrltteg" here in considerable quantities shortly. ¿fW.wlb****, O U T QP THE NicrHT. commlaeioner of tiARy PWIL.S1N <>v ç w A ’e i r - A ü ç t y i a t S A u iS ra c baseball, will preside at the Wrigley Field cere­ monial. > . . '4 , 1 4 . / . -.A b Ò * Vining Tudsy mid Tomorrow 'ix r n o N