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A certain amount of audacity goes with genius, but too much gall kills It. The trouble w ith sex is that Nature and the law disagree as A WEATHER OYOLR, 185 Monsieur (L’Abbe Gabriel, “ France’s ¡most distin guished meteorologist and professor in the University of Caen,” has come out into the full light of American notoriety by warning its that “ New York, Chicagp, all of Canpda and the whole of the northern jiart of the I nited States will have a bitterly cold winter, which ought to set in about the middle of December or early in January.” The good scientist’s caution is only exceeded by his reputation. This dire event “ ought to set in about the middle of December.” If it doesn’t then, it should bo rebuked. Of course if there is to be a bitterly cold win ter; the chances are that it “ ought” to be getting busy by the first of January at the latest. But the most imjiortant part of the statement is that it is to be bitterly cold New York and Chicago. Ixit’s be fair with the ablx>. He doe« not mean by this that it is to be cold hv Oregon standards. It is that every winter in tlie Luke Michigan city. He means that even Chicagoans, hardened as they are to sleet and blizzardy weather, will pull up hn extra blanket. Why? Because forsooth it wus quite cold in the year 1740. In that year it was cold in Europe. The Thames froze over. The abhe does not tell us what the Seine did, hut as the Seine is France’s chief river, France must have seen that the Seine did something unusual. Any- b ?)T) c lias figured out a cycle. One impact of this cycle hit the world in 1740. Another will smite the tender air north of the 41st parallel of latitude thin pres ent winter. The figures are magic — evezy 1H5 fears. Adding the digit- and divide by two, and you have a lucky number — lucky for the coal dealer who has some anthracite left. Then multiply by throe and subtract perfect ^|Fthe hom* ** Dinner Mr* WATERMANS The higher a fam ily pedi gree, the more its Inclination to avoid the payment of debts Beauty haa its advantages, but its disposition to . got stuck oa itself is not one of them. Hes peck says: “Accordin’ to my philosophy, I t ’s much more respectable to be a th ie f than a Beggar." No Ungreased Parts Being sorry for yourself Is wast ing sympathy on aonfoono you know 4oean*t deserve It. Thanksgiving Day was thM. of The only successful substitute M r. and Mrs. Lee Fifleld at their for luck is work. home on the Boulevard. At thia reunion w ets as The honeymqon is ovqr when sembled fourteen members of the he can carry a cigar in his vest fpm ily for the bountiful repast pocket w ithout It being broken. the tables spread wjth all thè thgBums oad gay marigolds giv- lngrthetr brlghtnem, the delicious turkey dinner was served. tav ern were laid fo r M r. and Mrs. P. 8. Provost, Mian Sylvia Provost, M r. WU1 Pracht and host and hostess, M r. and Mrs. good things that make for the Thanksgiving feast. The day was spent most hap pily in the jo lly viett of relatives, this being one of the many ‘oc casions when the fam ily gets to gether for the jo lly visit and the d in n er which is a delightful part o f it. , 1 Those present on this occa sion were: M r. and Mrs. J. E. F lfleld , M r. and Mrs. Glenn Anniversary Dinner»— On Sunday M r. and Mrs. P. S. Provost celebrated the twenty- fifth anniversary o f th e jr m ar riage, a t a very attractive din ner, party, w ith covers laid for sevan; M r. and Mrs. Domino P rdM »t and young son, M r. and Mrs. B. F . Storm, M r. and Mrs. P. s . Provost and Miss Sylvia Cqsshig tig h t shoes w ill no help yon in a pinch. Thanksgiving mokas the tu r keys mud. Lots of tkem even los« W e qsver hear of an insurance man m arrying that wa don’t won d er if hs did i t Just to get to sell hor aams Insurance. The Jesters Williams Servite Station Mrs. I*. J. Hear was hostess a t • three course chicken «In ner, w ith covers laid for six, a t the p rettily decorated table; w ith lie dainty place cards and i New Electric Rainbow COAL Appliances Just Arrived Better Values, Lower Prices. A Guarantee of Maximum Heat All Standard Makes COMPANY Murphy Electric Shop 384 Oak S t Across R. R. Tracks Phone 20 FRAZIER AND SON Phone 214 GET OUR Prices W e have Just received another car of Ckerro Feed and flour. I f you want to get the best, call for Charro Flour. PINS, AND RINGS Charro Egg Mash • r7*A< • /,**■ e r. * C har»* Whole W heat Flour Charro 8cj*tch Feed Cherro W hestol* Charro Caw Chow' * * • * * Cherro Pancake Flour Cherro Ost Meal Cherro Graham Flour for complete recondition ing of yopr oar. You will be surprised at the low cost L E E D O M ’S The proper time to buy coal seems to have Ixen years ago.—Columbia Record. T. JL w to served a t two Simpson, «ltd F- D . Whgaqr. A two course luncheon was o ’clock «94 the ..««MU spent a Clyde Moore, lituo Mary Çwa»e«por«Ure of the erut, served.' w ith th e hot Park«? beautiful g ift, were respire«, dellghtfni afternoon together. amdng them a lovely sliver cake The guest list included Mrs. House roll« p ro v iA # 1>I MW- nneid. b * # « t «H a >'WeU ana Tree" draco BecfcNgfc the suat of Hamphrsys, d aaeflatm to r of tks platter ft hamnçered SHUT. hoaor, and the Mradawee George Crown flour. The luachoon waa • moot Mt* ^Annoonoeateat ie made of the Rosee wage used la effective Robinson, Terian, c. H. Brow« tstytng repast and i t wan « « - .marriage ef Mrs. Mabel Herbet grated t u t the « w tlearaa U U d Mr. W. X ' BobMen qt Kelso, ri . . • 5 » . tsksd «gala to aervs oa thlnwoiu- Washington. W adaeetar evening. Clnb M e e » U r i nUttsa, sinoe the results w ors ao November 25, « t eight A o’clock, Mr. a n « M rs R. M S te m Sodai Dre nt e m Miss Gar^bel Morehouse war mninantty satiafoctorj. wore among the dinner guest« Thursday, December « — -Trinity hostess a t • very delightful Installation w ill oocnr the U h u Cyr, t U Rev. M r. Welois- entertained a t »he home of Mr. OuMd, Pariah House. a t a d « b o< young pro- ilftrowth of December, w ith Mias loy, vaster o f the F irs t Prraby- god Mrs. Harold MlfobeiL of gio w ith a splendid program of Thursday, December t T ndlW Georgia Coffee, the installing terlan church offlelstlng. Medford, recently. Aid of «he Congregational Interesting numbers glyen dur officer. The wedding was a very quiet Mr, and Mn a . M- Froeht Church meets. ing the evening. f Friday, December 4— F ratern al one, w ith Just the famtUso of were gnrate a t « delightful Those bavin# place on the pre- (Continued o® Page Three) Brotherhood. Social evening, Mr. and Mrs. Rim er Cyr and Thanksgiving dinner a t the U rns t r a m were; M arvin Shaw1, saxo Of M r. and Mrs. W ill V irg in of M r. npd Mrs. John Cyr present Friday, December A— Special phone sole, w ith piano- accom . Medford. i meeting o f Rebekahs. O fficial for the impressive service. paniment played by Mias Qsrlbci A fter the ceremony, congratu visit o f Miss M yrta James. M orehouse. M iss M o reh o use and Members arced to be present. la tio n s were offered and a dell* Mrs.' Morehouse sang a duet and «Jens little wedding supper serv-1 , The Foreign Missionary So Friday, Deeember 4— Ladies Aid. Mrs. R. P. Sorrell gaVe a reading ciety of the Methodist church as did Miss Alice Oftmore. Aa Presbyterian ehurch. Junior M r and Mrs. Robison arrived w ill held its m eeting, at the address was given by D r. H. M. Room. Friday, December * 4 — Foreign home Monday afternoon a fte r a boms of Mrs. Kelsey on High Shaw, Lola Ottmore sang and Missionary Society of Metho leisurely trip from Washington, street at 2 :0 0 p. m„ op Friday H ubert Gilmore wus oa fo r a solo dist Church. ” Meets a t the «tapping la Vancouver, Albany of thia week. on his horn. Another program Mrs. Kelsey w ill be assisted b to be given soon w ith « spe home of Mrs. Kelsey, H igh and Springfield, where a brother by Mrs. Frasier and Mrs. Clark. cial social feature. of Mrs. Robison v m visited. street. U n t il December i f , they wiU Mm. Allen 1« program leader. Monday, December 7— French Club. Evening. A t the homo live at t h ^ present heme north o f town, bat After th a t date they of Mrs. F . D. W>gner. w ill be a t home on the place Monday evening M r. and Mrs. THE IDEAL GIFT vqeently purchased by M r. Robl- B. F . Storm celebrated their «lath Leis Joy Hanson Willi lía le s z - eda, known as tbs Oden Ranch, a w e d d in g anniversary w ith a ware filled. M m . N ellie Peters. Miss Lois Joy Hanson was the mile north of Talent, on the hlgb- delicious chicken dinner a t which W orthy M atron; Dr. W. 1 . pleasant young hostess a t a de- way. the special guests were M r. and Blakq, W orthy Patron; Mrs. lig h tfu l party, Frid ay evening, Mrs. Robison lived tor a nnm- Mrs. p . 8. Provost and Sylvia. Maala Bates, Associate Matron; wiùh twenty-five of her friends her o f years in Ashland, prior to The evening was happily spent Mrs. Helen MoCaMen, Conduct invited to share thé happy tim e her going to Kelso to intake her in the pleasant fam ily visit. rose; Mrs. E m ily Hammond. As w ith her. home w ith her brothers. She sociate Conductress; Mrs. Leah The roome had been beautiful- has many friends who welcome E atertaias a t S u ppe r , Greeting Card Caldwell, Secretary And Miss ly decorated in Autumn colors, her return to Ashland, Headquarters D r. M attie B. a » v was hos Lydia McCall, Trfosurer. The and delicious refreshments were Mr. Robison has also been a tess a t a delightful little sup ten appointive officers w ill be served a t the close of the eve- resident of Ashland fo r several per Saturday evening, compli announced Inter. ____ ning's enjoyment, in which years, coming here from Colo- menting lir a . T 7 U Sorrell and , F o r the social, hoar which games, dancing and Jolly visit redo and in v e s tin g la rg e ly in R uth S o rre ll, p r io r to their followed, a committee o f the each played e part. : “ city and adjacent ranch property. leaving fo r th e ir California mea had beep appointed to hare Contagious 7 ------ The guest list included the F o r sometime past he bas been home. charge, w ith the follow ing mem Not that you can catch a brok Messrs Robert W right, Gaius Actively engaged in the real es- Guesta Invited to enjoy this bership; M r. F . F . W h ittle , en leg from s parson who a l Crosby, Barnard Joy, Lawrence tate business, but he has sev- hospitality w ith Mrs. Sorrell chairman; assisted by D, H. ready baa one, as yon do the Wagner, Charles Tilton, John ered connection w ith the office were M r. Mid Mrs. H . G. Gil m easles o r th e m um ps- daisy, George V irg il Gillette, and from now on wtyl devote his more and M r. and Mrs. Blanmen- But if you happen to get h a rt attention to the ranch, Iproer. yourself, yonr in ju ry Immedi Good wishes from their many Lieut, and Mrs. T . L . «orroll ately spreads to your bank m - friends are extended M r. and expect to spend some tim e in count. Mrs. Robison for a prosperous C alifornia since Lieut. Sorrell ha* A few weeks ont of work- and happy future. been assigned to land duty at M are Island to r three years from that’s enough to make the Louise Hanson, Veda Gideon. Thanksgiving Dinner— the "W ent V irg in ia ," where he healthiest bank aocount look Erm a Beck, Ora W ils o n . Mar . Mr. and Mrs. B. F . Storm W»s paymaster. — - — y sick. jo rie Crouch and Beulah Medley. were host and hostess at a de Many friends regret th e ir de The big advantage of a lightful home gathering Thanks parture from Ashland very Travelers ’ A ccident Policy is giving day. * ' A F a m ily R eunion— greatly and hope they may re 1 that it prsvqpta a physical In Af. the p rettily appointed table, Another fam ily gathering. turn, here to Uve a t some fn- jurJr-frem becoming a flnancial whioh marked the observance of with bowls of yellow ebryean- AND TOUR MOTOR DESERVES n? One century’s sacrilege ie another’s archeology Herald. Jukato, J. % «««he* FOUNTAIN Marriage would be more suc WHAT CONSTITUTES ADVERTISING - ___ cessful if some way could be "A ll future events, where an admission charge is made o r a found for not getting tired of it. collection taken is Advertising." No discount w iii be allowed Religions or Benevolent Orders. Nature separates many couples DONATIONS that the courts.won’t. No donations to charities or otherwise w ill ba made ip adrertis- >r Job printing — onr contributions w ill be In cash. —— Sickness puts more good re» olutioBS in us than January 1 SURE G U ID A N CE:— In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Proverbs 2 :0 . Virtue that doesn’t come PR A YER . — Lord, we kn o w not what a day may bring forth, but we believe in Thee and commit our way to Thee, assured that ural is sure to skid On Thou knowest all the way, and w ill guide us. slippery places. . GOLDEN RULE AND NEAR EAST R E L IE f * Golden Rule Sunday conies this, year on December 8 .. Golden Rule week ends on Golden Rule Sunday. It is the annual rollcall for the Near East Reief—America’s greatest overseas charity. But for those whose hearts are right, every day is Goden Rule day and every week is Golden Rule week. Little children are as hungry on Tuesday as on Sun day, and in Septemher Or June as well as in December. The calendar has no red-letter days when little chil dren — or grown-ups, either — can call a truce on hunger. The world knows the story of how these children of the Near East came to be orphans. The world knows how their fathers and mothers lost their lives in the massacres and by famine or sickness. Also, the world knows that other story — that better sto^v— of how the Near East Relief, backed by the American people, stepped in at the hour of darkest despair and saved the children — gathered them in from street and deserted hovel and blaring! dasert, or found them freezing and starving, dad in rags, when the ter rible winter set in, out there in Asia Minor." The world will not be content with merely saving them and then leaving them helpless and unprotected. Americans still have this sacred duty before them — continue to feed and shelter and clothe a n d train for citizenship the helpless little ones who can look nowhere else for these things. - Observance of Golden Rule day may be as elaborate or as prefunctory as you like. The important thing is the giving of a contribution, or. the signing of a check whioh may arrive in time to drive from some little face the shadows of misery and dispair. th e » Hood Rubber Boots and Overshoes 7 ¿0 keep your feet warm and dry. A wonderful line of socks, silk and silk and wool, all wool, cashmere, etc. for all replacement parts. SUDDEN SERVICE? Biggest ¡Little Store in Town — Open Evenings