tOofe nüäft igauíifi îuihï m W » PROFESSIONAL Classified C olum n PH YSICIANS Cl a mm 1 fled Colum n R ates One time. cent the word each To ru n every Issu e fo r one m o n th or m o re, %c th e w ord each tim e. FOR KENT T he groom w as fo rm e rly c o n n ected w ith th e E a g le M eat M ar k e t a n d th e b rid e is a w ell know n A sh la n d g irl. T h e co u p le ar« m a k in g th e ir hom e on B s tre e t. * * * T id in g s DR. H AW LEY— A bove office. P h o n e 91. DR. C. W . HANSON D en tist , S pecial a tte n tio n g iv en to py o r- j rh o e a . O ffice u p s ta irs In B eav er B lock. P h o n e 1 7 8 -J. 233-tf. M iss E dith D odge, E ditor P h on e item s to her at 39, betw een S a. in. and 5 p. in. CALENDAR OF EVENTS P ace-lie B auer— A t a v ery q u ie t w ed d in g a t th e hom e of th e b rid e ’s p a re n ts , M r.; and M rs. Max G e B au e r S u n d ay ! a fte rn o o n a t fo u r o ’clock M issi D o ro th y G e B au e r becam e th e b rid e of Mr. H en ry R. P ace, Rev-! erend V. K. A llison o fficiatin g . T he rin g c e re m o n y w as used. T h e c erem o n y w as p e rfo rm e d in th e p re se n c e of only th e re la tiv e s a n d a few in tim a te frie n d s. T he co u p le w ill m ak e th e ir hom e in M edford. M rs. P a c e is a v ery w ell know n A sh lan d g irl, h a v in g been p ro m in e n t in school an d social a ffa irs d u r in g th e tim e sh e h a s lived h ere. M r. P ace w as fo rm e rly c o n n e cte d w ith th e S ta n d a rd Oil C om pany in A sh la n d an d is now p ro p rie to r of th e S h a s ta C afe in M edford. T h e couple h a v e a g re a t m an y frie n d s h e re w ho w ish th em e v e ry h a p p in e ss. * * * W ed n esd ay , D ecem ber 24. P a s t FOR SALE DR. G. C. PH ET TEPL A C E M a tro n ’s C lub w ill m eet. D entistry T h u rs d a y , D ecem ber 25. C h r is t F O R S A L E : — G e rm a n P olice G as o r local a n e s th e s ia fo r ex-1 m as Day. P u p p ie s. T h o m a s H a rris . 687 ' tra c tio n and m in o r su rg e ry . * * * B each St. 94-6* • S pecial a tte n tio n given to s tr a ig h t- . _________ ’________ . ___________ ¡e n in g a n d c a re of c h ild re n ’s! B eekw ith-A scue— F O R S A L E : — C h ris tm a s tre e s ■ te e th . Mr. Acel B eck w ith , o f th is city a n d w re a th s . 93 N. M ain. 9 4 -3t* Ab° '^ Citizens Bank and M iss M abie A scue of T a le n t I P h o n e . O ffice, 151— R es., 201-J w ere m a rrie d D ecem b er 1 9 th a t F O R SA L K : — Seven p u re b re d I DK E R N E S T A. WOODS— P ra c- th e hom e of M rs. W ie le r in T a le n t w h ite le g h o rn la y in g p u lle ts from tlce lim ite d to eye, e a r, nose a n a by th e R e v e ren d M r. V im on. Mrs. S m ith 's tr a p n e s te d sto c k . $ 1.20 th r o a t— X -ray in c lu d in g te e th . G eorge C lin to n w as b rid e sm a id e a ch . 235 N o rth M ain. 94— tf O ffice h o u rs, 10 to 12 a n d 2 tc a n d Mr. M orrice H a r ris b e st m an. 5. S w ed e n b u rg B ldg., A sh lan d , j T he c erem o n y to o k p lace a t tw o MISCELLANEOUS o ’clock in th e a fte rn o o n . W e d d in g O re. g u e sts w ere M r. a n d Mrs. W m . D. FO U N D : — T h re e p re tty little DR. E . B. A N G ELL— C h iro p ra c tic W ie ler, J r ., M r. a n d M rs. M orris tie s. J . J . D eak in . P h o n e 330. and E le c tro -T h e ra p y . O ffice H a rris an d Mr. a n d M rs. G eorge 95-2t p h o n e 48; re sid e n c e 142. F irs t C lin to n . N a tio n a l B a n k b u ild in g . T h e groom is a S o u th e rn P a c i See— fic em ployee of th is c ity a n d th e To Sing Carols— TH E SOUTHERN OREGON BEAVER REALTY CO. b rid e is a w ell know n T a le n t g irl. T he m em b e rs of th e E p w o rth CLINIC T h e co u p le a re m a k in g th e ir hom e L e a g u e w ill m ee t a t th e M eth o d ist for Bargains in Real-Es 1 st N a tio n a l B a n k B ldg. O bstetrical in one of th e B a rb e r a p a rtm e n ts E p isco p al C h u rc h a t fo u r o ’clock tate. We also handle In M edical D Surgical iagnostic X-ray on G ra n ite s tr e e t. a. m. C h ristm a s m o rn in g and surance and Loans. 82-tf R. W . S te a rn s , M. D. * * * from th e r e w ill go by c a rs to R. E. G reen, M. D. P ! D avis-K ingery— v a rio u s n a rts of th e cltv w h e re R. W. S le e te r, M O ffice h o u rs 2-5 p. m. Mr. H a ro ld J e a n D avis a n d th e y w ill sin g C h ristm a s C aro ls F o r a sm o o th sh av e P h o n e 2 3 8 -It Miss E ld a M elissa K in g e ry w ere u n til d a y lig h t fo r th e b e n e fit of a n d q u ick se rv ice go u n ite d in m a rria g e a t th e M eth o -j th o se w ho a r e u n a b le to g et o u t CONVALESCENT HOME to th e Shell B a rb e r W h e re th e sick g et w ell. Cot-» d ist E p isco p al P a rso n a g e a t tw o ; to th e c h u rc h e s o r to h e a r C h rist- Shop. L a d les and tag e p lan . W e b o a rd a n d c a re fo r o ’clock S a tu rd a y a fte rn o o n , R ev-; m as p ro g ra m s. All L e a g u e rs a ro c h ild re n g e t y o u r h a ir in v a lid s a n d old people. M atern - e re n d S. J . C h an ey o fficiatin g . ■ a sk e d to be on h a n d to do th e ir bobbed a n d m arcel- • itv d e p t. C all 15 3. T he rin g c e re m o n y w as used. ■ b it and a good b re a k fa s t w ill be led. MONUMENTS W, A. SH ELL, Prop. ASHLAND G RANITE >32 A. St. A shland, Ur« MONUMENTS B lair G ranite Co. S. PE N N IST O N , M an ag er Office 175 E . M ain R es. P h o n e 444-Y DRINK WATER FREELY IF Also Take Salts if Back Hurts or Bladder Troubles You F lu s h y o u r k id n e y s by d rin k in g TORDON’S SASH AND CABINET a q u a rt of w a te r each d ay, also WORKS, Cor. Helman and ta k e s a lts occasio n ally , say s a n o t Van Ness. 194tf ed a u th o rity , w ho te lls us t h a t too T R A N SFE R AND E X PR E SS m u ch rich food fo rm s acid3 w hich W hittle T ransfer Ji Storage Co. a lm o s t p a ra ly z e th e k id n e y s i n ' for SERVICE. th e ir e ffo rts to expel it from th e blood. T hey becom e slu g g ish and ; E x p e rie n c ed m o v ers a n d p a c k e rs of h o u se h o ld goods. D eal w e a k e n ; th e n you m ^y su ffe r w ith ) e rs In coal a n d wood. P h o n e • d u ll m ise ry in th e k id n ey reg io n ,! e h a rp p a in s in th e b ack o r s i c k - 117. h e a d a c h e , dizziness, y o u r sto m ach Office 89 Oak St. near s o u rs , to n g u e is c o a te d , a n d w hen Hotel Ashland th e w e a th e r is bad you h a v e r h e u m a tic twinges.. T h e u rin e g e t s ! T. L. P O W E L L — G e n e ral T r a n s and m o to r clo u d y , fu ll of se d im e n t, th e ch an - • f e r — Good te a m tru c k s . G iod se rv ice a t a rea n e ls o fte n g e t so re a n d ir r ita te d s o n a b le p ric e . P h o n e 83. o b lig in g you to seek re lif tw o or th r e e tim e s d u rin g th e n ig h t. FEHIGE-ROACH To h elp n e u tra liz e th e se i r r i t T ra n s fe r — E x p re ss — S to ra g e a tin g acids, to h elp c le a n se th e H a u lin g — D ray w o rk of all k id n e y s a n d flu sh off th e body’s u rin o iis w a s te g e t 4 o u n ces of J a d | k ln d s - Q uick m o to r se rv ic e. D ry w hen th e w e ig h ts w e re to ta lle d day ev en in g , a n d R a g g e d y A nn w eighed 329 G horuses, in te rsp e rs e d w ith p o u n d s. d u e ts, trio s, q u a rte te s a n d so lo j T h is class is com posed of t h i r t y ' ma(j le ( up an e v en in g of d e lig h tfu l m em b e rs, tw e n ty -fiv e of w hich song w hose b e a u ty of th e m e and w ere p re s e n t a t th e b re a k fa s t.! m usical s e ttin g , w ith its sp lendid T his c la ss h a s grow n from t h r e e 1 p re s e n ia tio n , w as m ost m em b e rs in th e m id d le of th e ! , . . a n d w as a b e a u tifu l o p e n in g fo r su m m e r to tjie p re s e n t n u m b er. th e h a p p y C h ristm a s season. One of th e p e a sa n t s u rp r i-e s 'd f Too m uch c re d it can n e t be ac- th e m o rn in g w as th e p re s e n ta tio n of a p o tte d p^ant to th e teacher?! Corded th e d ire c to r - th e o rg a n is t Dv M aude I. H aw ley. T he class ai)d th e m em b e rsh ip of th e c h o ir voted to m ak e th e a ffa ir an an- 1 ” " o r ^ hi p re p a ra tio n , t h a t WEYENBERG BOOTS The footwear that is the nearest to water-proof o f any •> made. JUST A FEW Suggestions for Him A beautiful “ Tom Mix’’ shirt; pair of Buck- ililiam and Hecht Boots or Shoes; dozen pairs Socks; Storm ( ’ap; pair Driving Gloves; ties, handkerchiefs, gun, field glasses, Hentzolt Prism Binoculars, Compass, razor sets, Thermos bottles and many other« For your convenience see our window. The Ariuv Goods Store OVERLAND Biggest Little Store in Town Shoe Shop Then followed anniversaries teeming wi th visions of sleighs, Santa Claus, candy and toys, wh en the veri est romance of Yuletide was so real! W e never for get those days. ______ ____ mysti lly they merge into another ; diminishing v ision of Santa become aware of a better Christmas in the conscious love and loyalty of others. And then— B y a ll m e a n s have y o u r ph y sician I 012.31, a c co rd in g to th e b ien n ia l e x a m in e y o u r k id n e y s a t le a st r e p o rt of th e com m ission r e le a s ed to day. Of th is a m o u n t, $10,- tw ice a y ear. 532,931.83 w as c o u n ty fu n d s, $7,- 384,3 9 6 .8 9 g o v e rn m e n t fu n d s $321,257.61 ra ilro a d fu n d s a n d $ 5 7 ,6 1 6 ,4 2 5 .9 8 s ta le t'uqds. In c lu d in g s tr e e ts in c itie s, im proved w ith o u t s ta te a id , b u t in clu d ed in th e s ta te hig h w ay com m ission p ro ceed in g s, th e system T h e h e a t of re d p ep p ers ta k e s to ta ls 879 m iles of paved ro ad s, th e “ o u c h ” from a so re , lam e . , „ „ ,i 1948 m iles of ro ck s u rfa c e d ro a d s, b a c k . I t can n o t h u r t you, a n d ] ......................... it c e rta in ly e n d s th e to r tu r e a t 318 m iles of g ra d e d ro&ds u n s u r faced a n d 1318 m iles of u n im once. proved roads. W hen you a re s u ffe rin g so you c a n h a rd ly get a ro u n d , j u s t tr y I R ed P e p p e r R ub. a n d you w i l l , L e tte rh e a d s , s ta te m e n ts , t o h a v e th e q u ic k e s t re lie f k n o w n .! o rd c r a t T id in g s O ffice. N o th in g h a s such c o n c e n tra tin g , j h a v e a good jo b p rin tin g de D artm ent. tf p e n e tr a tin g h e a t »as re d p ep p ers. J u s t as soon as you a p p ly R ed T h e r e ’s a m essag e in The P e p p e r R u b you w ill feel th e tin g T id in g s W a n t Ads. lin g h e a t. In th re e m in u te s it years that fo llow, the Christmas season becomes rich- and more be autiful. It has lost the confusion of toys and confectio ns. But in all these years there has been gr owing a tree that is ever green — upon it a thousand glittering spangles—hallowed memories of those who played with us around our earliest Christmas trees, or shared the season’s festivities in later years. RED PEPPERS STOP L Refreshing are the recollections that flood upon us as a newer generation takes our place,in the pleasures and happy illusions of Christmas. eW May this Yuletide be brighter and happier than all that have gone before. È J R 8 B s' Ï r r m i lr —— E> Copyright, 1924, W estern N ew spaper U nion PILES At H otel— A m ong th o se re g is te re d a t th e H o tel A sh lan d a re N. A. R ic h a rd CURED WITHOUT OPERATION son, Los An-geles: R. B usey. A. O many thousands have been re- W ilson a n d B. D u esm an , P i tt s li ‘ of ----- lieved Piles ' by my non-surgical [ b u rg , C alif., M. G. C a rlto n a n d treatments that it is folly to endure the | fam ily, Portland; G. S. and C. E. suffering and ill health resulting from Sw iner, Los A n geles; Mrs. Mar- Rectal and Colon disorders. jorie Evans, George M. Syre, A r d -, To Pro,v e *he certainty of relief by my methods, I unhesitatingly ngiy GUARAN- m o re . O k la h o m a ; F. W . W a ld ro n , TEE to cure any case of Piles or refund Los A ngeles and II. R osenfeld, St. the patients reasonable fee. L o u is, Mo. ' Send Qr today fo r my S d escrib ing —rid your system o f Catarrh or Deaf- ness caused by Catarrh. Dr Aw o»vr SO^srs P. J. C H EN EY &• CO.» Toledo» O hio 1 re fle x co nd i tions due to Rectal and Colon disorders. DEAN. MD.Inc ICES’ SEATTLE OFFICES: i McGee and Miss Eva P o le y q u a r te tte , M rs. W oodside. M ra B ates, Mr. McGee a n d Mr. F ro s t, j and a trio by Mrs. W oodside. Mr. McGee a n d Mr. McCoy. T h is w as th e second in th e ser- ’e« c f S u n d a y e v e n in g c o n c e rts of , ------ sacred song p lan n ed fo r th e w in- . te r T he fh'.rd will be given th e L 5th of J a n u a r y , th e last S u n d av e v e n in g of each m o n th is rese rv - ed fo r th is se rv ic e of song. J ------------------------------ a n a l ev en t to o ccu r th e la s t Sun- ’ tad e such a m usical tr e a t P°s‘ j K o w J o h n P -in W r ito d ay b e fo re C h ristm a s . i « « « “ u"»>«rs given | “ " ¡ ¿ J “ W nte a * * * ¡d e s e rv e h e a rtie s t p raise , p a rtic u -l « lO V ie Y a r n About Jails C h ristin a s C a n ta ta — | la rly th e 8°l,ra n o »«1° so b e a u tt-j ROCKFORD, Hl., Dec. 22. __ A la rg e a n d a p p re c ia tiv e a u d i-j ,u lly s u n g by M rs. W oodside. Jo h n M arino, se e k in g “ a tm o s- ence g re e te d th e re n d itio n of th e O th e r th a n a n u m b e r of ch o r- p h e re ” fo r a m ovie s c e n a rio , c a ll C h ristm a s C a n ta ta “ T he G re a te s t uses by th e w hole c h o ir, t h e r e ; e d a frie n d s wife to h e r d o o r, G ift,” by th e c h o ir of th e P re sb y - w ere solos by J . W . McCoy, J . kissed h e r a n d ra n . te ria n c h u rc h u n d e r th e d ire c tio n H. McGee, an d M rs. V ivian M. H e was* w ritin g a play called of Mrs. V ivian M. W oodside, S un- W o o d sid e; a d u e t by M rs .-J . H. “ J e a lo u s ” , and a firm w hich b ad re je c te d h is p re v io u s m a n u sc rip a h a d to ld him to “ m ak e it re a l a n d live y o u r c h a ra c te r s .’’! J o h n la g e ttin g f u r th e r a tm o s p h e re iu The next Christmas we cannot recall. W e may have lain in trundle-bed or cuddled in a mother’s arms. That was a hal lowed Christmas! S a lts from a n y p h a rm a c y h e re ; wood of all kinds. Phone 410-R 112-tf t a k e a ta b le sp o o n fu l in a glass I 375 B. St. o f w a te r b e fo re b r e a k f a s t fo r a j WOOD SAW ING few d a y s, a n d y o u r k id n e y s m ay i th e n a c t fine. T h is fa m o u s s a lts i ---------------------------------------------------- is m ad e from th e acid of g ra p e sI W A N TED — W ood sa w in g . T el a n d lem on ju ic e , com bined w ith ( 4 7 0 - J . 63 lm o * 11thia, an d h a s been used fo r y e a rs i , _____ , ------------------- - to h e lp flu sh a n d s tim u la te s lu g gish k id n e y s; also to n e u tra liz e j STATE COMMISSISON th e acids in th e system so th ey | REPORT IS FILED n o lo n g e r ir r ita te , th u s o fte n r e - ; ----------- lie v in g b la d d e r w eak n ess. I SA LEM , Dec. 22. — T h e gro ss J a d Salts, is in ex p en siv e; c a n ' e x p e n d itu re s of th e s ta te h ig h - n o t in ju r e an d m ak e s a d e lig h t- way d e p a rtm e n t sin ce its c re a tio n fu l e ffe rv e sc en t lith ia -w a te r d r in k ? in 1917 h av e to ta lle d $ 75,855,- Hall's Catarrh Medicine tu r n to th e c h u rc h a f te r sin g in g * * * E n tertained At Supper— D r. M a ttie B. Shaw c h a rm in g e n te r ta in e d w ith a c ra b su p p e r a t h e r hom e on P io n e e r s tr e e t S u n d a y ev en in g . A d elicio u s sup- Pe r w as serv ed follow ed by a P le a sa n t ev e n in g sp e n t ta lk in g aIld e n jo y in g sto rie s. G u ests fo r th e ev e n in g w ere M r- a n d M rs- W in D odge, M arvin S haw , M rs. Shaw of N ova S cotia an d th e h o stess. Dr. S haw . * • * H ave B reakfast— T h e “ W h ite E le p h a n t” class of th e C h ristia n C h u rc h m e t a t th e P la z a S u n d a y m o rn in g a t e ig h t- th irty a n d e n jo y e d a b re a k -i fa st. D elicious c o u n try s a u -i sag e a n d ham a n d eggs w ere c o n -j sunied follow ed by th e o p e n in g of th e pig b a n k s, th e m ain fe a tu re o f th e a fte rn o o n . T h ese b a n k s yielded th e n e a t sum of $16. T he p rize w hich w as offered fo r th e h e a v ie st pig w as w on by R aggedy A nn, b e lo n g in g to Jim m y B riggs. E ach pen n y c o u n te d as a pound N H U M A N experience there is no page more replete with joyous association. The first Christmas we remember only as described in sacred story, and we visualize its influence through the spirit exemplified in the lives of our fellows. PLANING MILL R o w les on each pack ag e. waiting for them when they re GH RI S T(I) ANY GIRL IN TROUBLE— May c o m m u n ic a te w ith E n s ig n Lee o f th e S a lv a tio n A rm y a t th e W h lte S h le ld H om e, 565 May- f a ir A ve., P o r tla n d . O regon. w a rm s th e so re sp o t th ro u g h a n d th ro u g h . P a in a n d so re n e ss a re gone. A sk a n y d ru g g is t fo r a j a r of R o w les R ed P e p p e r R ub. Be s u re ¡ ^ > 1 to g et th e g e n u in e , w ith th e n a m e ¡ ¿ g l l fu<MNla|, Decem ber 23. 10*24 C lassitico Ads Bring Result* Christmas < Cold Weather By MARTHA / BANNING THOMA • r O BEGIN with, it's cold C O L D !! Not your gray pinched, peaked-y backdoor yard cold w here bits of pupet dance in u forlorn, forgotten ree l; none of your brick-front houses on dism al streets, seem ing by the best calculation, to sto re up a chill bleakness ra th e r th an affording protection against It—not th a t, hut a brisk, lively, tingling cold which ’nukes one h u rry to feed the wood- boxes before d a r k ; a cold th a t etches c ry sta l ferns bn th e w in dow glass, thoughtfully leaving a peep-hole n e a r the top w here you can peer o u t; a cold th a t fringes the ice-house w ith an orderly row of icicles th a t look like w hite cor rugated carrots, and m anufac tu re s thin, papery i-e in the hol lows on tiie ground, the sort of Ice children like to stam p on, delight ing in its noisy crackle and the su nburst of tine lines rudiatifi-j from th e point of contact. T here are wattles for su p p er! Do you rem em ber how wattles look and smell and ta ste on a cold n i g h t , when you’re “holler hs a bar-post hole?” l>o you, now ?, “Get out th e m a p le syrup,” order» ¿Candice, flop-1 ping over the wattle iron and m aking a p ar ticularly neat jo b o f i t. “ You'll find the jug on the p an try shelf.” I Soon we are sittin g before! a pile of waf-i ties a foot high. "Now, l ’eter," Candice reinon st rates, "don’t give me sucl an everlasting h e lp in g ;” but Peter serenely continues to fill up her plate. “They sa.v Shorty's little shaver a in ’t so w ill tonight,’’ lie rem arks, passing the smoking beauties to his wife. Got an aw ful cold. They had the doc th is afternoon." C hristm as and Shorty's little boy s ic k ! H e lives across the road and bestow s Ids cheerful chatter and shining eyes upon 11s w ithout churge and g reat generosity. “I had som ething to give him. Guess I ’ll run over a fte r supper,” says Candice, m aking th e first luscious incision into her layered waffles. H is nam e is Billy, and lie’s about as big as a grassh o p p er: lie gets “under foot” and Is al w ays frolicking a t somebody’s heels like a puppy. He it was, upon one occasion, who explained to us the n a tu re o f his dinner. » “ Well, WilViam,” we said, apro pos of his th ird cookie in the m id dle of the afternoon, “didn’t you have any dinner?” { ‘‘(Jh, yes,” he beamed upon us, “we had pu ttin g fo r dinner.’ I “P u ttin g ? ” we inquired. “Don’t you m ean pudding?" . I “ No, p u ttin g !” he Insisted, “be-j cause we put the flour In, you! k n o w !” D ear little Billie, w ith his high, clear voice th a t alw ays rem inded one of w ater running over peb bles. “H is fa th e r said he w as going tc get him a C hristm as tre e th b ' year,” continued P eter. "I saw h I m dragging It down from the woods day before y e ste r day. Bill w as hoppin’ up and down some, I can tell you. T ic k le d to pieces. Guess th a t’s w here lie caught cold." At th is point t h e r e w as a g re e t tram ping and puffing in the k i t c h e n . People w a l k right in on tf cold night. “O n l y me,” sounds th e soft, slurring voice of Billy’s Ita l ian fath er. “I ju s ’ come t’ say d a t boy o’ m ine all rig h t now. V erra seek dis m o rS ln —fine by now, a n ’ can I have d’ ruilk?” A quick lig h th ea rte d n e ss flowk over U6. We had not realized howl deliberately cheerful we litui striven to be. Billy b e t t e r ! All’s ___ right w ith th e w orid! 4 I t’s colder! A careful scrutiny of th e therm om eter reveals the tem p eratu re a t six above. P e te r pokes around down cellar and covers up his apples and p o ta toes against a night of freezing, and brings up som e red beauties to be consum ed la te r In th e eve ning w ith nu ts and popcorn Cold . . . CO LDER! Sleigh bells jingling road! Merry Christmas! (tf. l» 2 i, W egU ra N »w s on tM