A SH LA N D D A IL Y T ID I N G S The writer of the proposed constitution says that he reason neither Mrs. Stratton ncr (E sta b lish ed in 1 8 7 0 ) has the advantage of six years more experience of life i 6runce were called on to give a SPA R K S AND FLASH ES 8 than President Coolidge has, that he will bring about testi“ ony J*33 that it was repre a a a a a a a a « 8 8 8 a sented to him th a t Mrs. Stratton P u b lished EVery E v en in g E xcept Sunday by W here th e re ’s smoke, th ere’s more reforms than either Coolidge or Davis and that if was too badly h u rt to be d isturb­ I fire, pinch out th a t cigarette. THE ASfiLAND PRINTING CO. ___________________the two candidates will promise to work for his pro- ed and th a t the traffic officer had G re e r.................................................................................. Editor posals, if elected, he will immediatelv withdraw. released Brunce and he was on Wise is the camper who knows Coos Bay — Hoop factory pro-1 ty to California buyers. diving quantity lots with heavy advance orders. _ St,’ HGlens ~ Five men wil1 b® J employed in Union Oil distribut- Klam ath — 15,000 lambs will . ing station, built at cost of $50,- be shipped out of Klam ath coun- J 000. Bert R George Madden Green .................................................. ...Business Manager his way home and not available at how to put out his fire, and does th at time. He stated however I it. OFFICIAL CITY P A P E R ..........................................................Telephone 39 FAST OR SLOW, WHICH? E ntered at th e A shland, Oregon P o sto ffic e a s Second C lass Mail M atter a t if anything had come out to At the last legislature somebody proposed, probably th throw any suspicion on Brunce ‘ Till the Brands of Your Camp­ Subscription P r ice , D elivered in City as a joke, that 30 miles should be made the miniimim in the testim ony of other w it­ fire Grow Cold,”— sing it with One M o n th ...... 5 .*5 Three M onths 1.95 ! speed limit on the highways, asserting that the slow driv- nesses, he would have been re­ water. s ix Months..................................................................... 3.75 er is one of the leading ” menaces to highway safety. Tliig called. A fter being down there One Y e a r ....... ..... ;._______ __.................____________ _______ - - - i o j j 7'5e I proposal, revived in some way or other, has been drawing I am much more inclined to ap­ Who burns a forest, burns the By Mail and R ural R outes: th e kindnesses of all w elfare of the world. By J. H. PUELICHER, Chairman . _ . One M o n th _____ __ _____ _____ $ .65'the sarcastic fire of the Junction City Times here of late. preciate those people than to attach blame Three Months .................................................1.9 Public Education Commission, American Bankers Association Six M onths................ ........................................ ............................... 3 50 The Times thinks the fellow who,made it ought to be shut to any of them. They speak of Somebody invent a cigarette One Year ........ ......................." . . ' . J . 6 50 up as a dangerous lunatic. To be favorably known at a bank is a business advantage. the S trattons as being about the th a t won't burn hy the roadside. Banks aim to deal with honest people only. How does one be­ . Possibly. And yet the fact remains that the slow pluckiest bunch they ever saw DISPLAY ADVERTISING RATES: come known at a bank for purposes of doing Single Insertion, per inch ................ ........................................... $ .30 and say th a t th e children never FIR E : The cheer of the camp; driver IS a menace to safety on the highways, compar­ business with it? “One must be identified,” Yearly C ontracts: complained or cried. but the death of the forest. says the banker. able almost to the too fast driver. Something like two- One insertion a week ............................................ ..... .27% W. W. HEVNER, Two insertions a week ................................................ .25 IDENTIFICATION=M ore than presenting thirds of the accidents and close shaves occur while some­ 221 G ranit • Street. Ashland. Forsake not your campfire un­ Dally insertion ....................... oneself at a bank and saying “I am John .20 body is trying to pass another ear. til it is dead, Rates for -egal and Miscellaneous Advertising Smith.” Some one known to the banker F irst insertion, per point line .......................................... $ .10 The roads would be safer if there were fewer slow As the spark is left so the fire must say, for instance, “This is John Each subsequent ins- ion, 8 point line".."".."............ .05 Smith. He is honest and dependable.” will spread. drivers, just as they would be immensely safer if there Card of T hanks................ ................................ ........... .......... . 1.00 Then the bank will do business with him. Obituaries, per line........................... .02% were fewer fast drivers. The ideal condition for safety Why cannot a bank do business with an The greatest fires m ust have A C hronicle o f E ven ts O ccuring would be a uniform rate of speed. WHAT CONSTITUTES ADVERTISING in W orld C enters of unidentified person? Because, if an unknown one spark to sta rt them. “All future events, where an admission charge is made or a J. H. Puelicner man gets money from a banker on a check But, for Heaven’s sake, let’s ,choke the lawmaker P opu lation collection taken in Advertising. payable to “John Smith” and he be not the who first proposes a law requiring a uniform rate of “ This is where a pinch in time No discount will be allowed Religious or Benevolent orders. particular “John Smith” entitled to cash that check, the bank speed. We have so many laws as it is and so little respect LONDON, Aug. 26. — Great would have saved nine,” said the ] would probably lose the money. To be known at a bank is a DONATIONS business necessity. No donations to charities or otherwise will me made in advertis tor most- of them that it would he a serious mistake to B ritain is in danger of starving cigarette sm oker who had started lng or ,ob printing— our contributions will be in cash. her own industries by pursuing a a forest fire, when the judge gave add further to the list.—Eugene Register. l3SISI8ISISJSJSEI3I3I3ÍSJ3I3J2ÍSlSJ3ISJ3jSI3JSÍ3f£í3ítí0iSíSISÍSJSi3I3ISEIBOlSJ2J3l20 policy of foreign investm ent, ac­ him nine days. to J. Maynard Keynes, the THE WATER SITUATION Many are bachelors because they failed to embrace cording A thoughtless camper is no famous English economist. The public is evincing much concern on the water their opportunities. m an’s friend. G reat B ritain, declared Keynes, situation. Many citizens have been in the Tidings office should take the same line as the lately inquiring what headway is being made with prelim­ The man who said figures don’t lie wasn’t an income United States, which exports capi­ inaries up Ashland creek and what the prospects are for tax collector. tal only with reluctance, and, in small anti large sizes when it does so, dem ands both ex­ immediate action in providing more water for the future. cellent security and a consider­ Most of them express themselves as favorable to immed­ A pretty girl doesn’t mind reflections on herself ably higher interest th at at home. Guns, ammunition, hunting- and fishing licenses iate action along the line of adequate dam construction. when they eo,me from the mirror. B ritain ’s passion for Em pire They think that construction should start without delay. WASHINGTON, Pa., Aug. 25. building is probably responsible If bonds for the project are necessary they think, the mat­ — Earning her own living by according to Keynes, who points Lawns and people are much alike. The greener they Biggest Little Store in Ashland k n ittin g lace a t the age of ninety- ter should he put up to the people at once so that the pro­ are, the easier they are to trim. out th a t G reat B ritain is now the only nation th a t is as willing to seven years, although so badly ject can he forwarded this fall. The Tidings invites for­ Invest abroad as it is a t home. crippled by paralysis th a t she is um articles on the subject. Hollywood announces that the “ Sheik,” as a type is Precarious risks have been taken, bedridden, is the record of Mrs. dead. Probably just from the neck up. he declared, and proportionate M artha Clemens, who resides at CAPITAL PUNISHMENT profits built up, but there has Eldersville, in the northern sec­ The report ot an investigating committee in some come a change in the attitu d es tion of W ashington County. When a youth sows wild oats, he usually spends the This aged woman is so skillful southern cities regarding murders and capital punish­ rest of his life harvesting a bumper crop. of foreign governm ents, which with her needles, and her lace is makes such ventures percarious. FREE ment gives some interesting data which has a direct bear­ of such a fine quality, th a t she is “ It Is not too much to say,” ing on this important question and which is now being Ray Franks, Messrs. Brunce, said Keynes, " th a t there are now unable to supply her many pa­ considered hy a great majority of Americans due to a sen­ Powers and Forschler fram ed up very few countries in the world trons. She finds great satisfac­ I the case, but if they did they cer­ sational .murder trial which is now being broadcasted in in which a public utility u n d ertak ­ tion in her work and declares that tainly did a slick job for they ing, m ainly owned by foreigners, life is still pleasant, in spite of THE KALL OF THE KU KLUX KLAN the newspapers. Two things are most directly responsi­ Articles of tim ely iaterester deceived the whole community. is secure of fair treatm ent. The her handicaps, although she has ble for the great number of murders which arc occuring are welcomed under this head. On the other hand it is ju st as BY in the United States, according to this report, as follows: Communciations m ust bear the difficult to account for Mrs. cases of ruinously unfair tre a t­ been an invalid, confined to her m ent are so num erous th a t any bed for the past eight years. Her V. K. ALLISON, First Laxness in the arrest, prosecution and con­ signature of the author. S tratto n ’s conviction th a t they typical pre-w ar investor has suf­ lower limbs are paralyzed, and viction of the murderers; Minister of the Christian Church were struck from behind. She fered heavy loss. she has little use of her back. says she was setting on the right t Second—Leniency in punishment in the comparative­ “ Then th ere are loans to gov­ Despite these disabilities, she is AT EDITOR TIDINGS: In an edi­ hand side of the rear seat and ly few cases in which a conviction is finally secured. ernm ents and local authorities able to lean over in her bed on torial appearing in the Tidings when she heard the crash and her left arm , hold the thread in abroad. On the first, the report well says: of recent date you called a tte n ­ felt the car being skidded around “ Who can m aintain th a t the her left hand and operate two Our law-enforcing machinery rarely apprehends tion to the dissatisfaction here in she looked across to the other indirect m aterial advantages of needles with her right hand. Wednesday Evening, August 27, holds and administers prompt, adequate merited pun­ regard to the findings of the cor­ side and saw the rad iato r of the such loans are great? Many of 7:30 P. M. ishment to murderers. Coroners, sheriffs, police of­ oner’s ju ry in the case of Percy other car coming from behind, them have been employed to wage Nehalem — W ork on new con­ ficers, police courts, grand juries, prosecuting attor­ Stratton. Also to the fact th a t then saw the front wheels of war, and w ithout them wars could crete highway paving to begin at neither Mrs. Stratton or Kenneth th e ir car going over th e bank. EVERYONE INVITED neys, criminal courts and supreme courts make up a not have been carried on. We in once. were called on to testify and th at Those who were w ith her after th is country would have fared formidable law enforcing machine when viewed in Sutherlin shipping prues and they were firm in the belief th at th e accident and w ith whom we much b etter if we had had the pears to eastern and southern the aggregate, but on close inspection you will find th eir car was struck by a car talked state th a t herm ind seem­ same distaste for this class of m arkets. many loose nuts in it and much that needs overhaul­ coming up behind them instead ed perfectly clear after she was security as the American investor, of m eeting them as testified to by restored to consciousness and ing. who expects 8 to 12 per cent in­ thing she told me before As to the necessity for the application of capital pun­ witnesses before the coroner’s every terest, and does not like to lend happened jury. On account of dissatisfact­ I left, about w hat ij^f . ij 'ZanjTTJu Jüante even th en .” ishment, the report declares: ion on these points Mr. Bachtel there, tallied w ith w hat I was Keynes forsees th a t th e motives ( apital punishment will, if applied, exterminate and myself made a trip to the told at Lamoine. It seems to me tending tow ard repudiation by all .murderers. Judging from the records, murder in scene of the accident last week in th a t she was rem arkably clear on debtor governm ents are likely to the hope th a t we might be able every other point and it is hard America does not place the murderer in very serious increase, for the tim e is ap­ to satisfy ourselves regarding the to think she was m istaken in this jeopardy and as a result we have many murders for proaching when these govern­ atter. Our trip was not alto­ m atter. I think there is not a no cause whatever Before the number of our mur­ m ments will cease to borrow afresh gether a success but so many person in Ashland who will ques­ each year more than th e interest ders declines, wo must have a change of heart from an people are interested th a t I am tion her honesty so it seems likely on previous loans. attitude ot man ilin sentiment for the murderer to an w riting the results of our in­ th a t the m ystery will rem ain a “ I see no special virtue in ex­ vestigations for publication. Due m ystery unless these lines are attitude of stric justice for the murderer, the victim ports for th eir own sake, which to the fact th a t most of the peo­ read by someone who saw the and for the community. are not required to pay for desir­ ple who were present soon after other car and took notice as to ed im ports,” continued Keynes. the accident and m ight have which side of the car was injured “ Investm ent abroad does not stim ­ THE VACATION URGE thrown some light on the subject will w rite me giving the facts One of the strangest manifestations of human nature were to u rists who stopped for a as they saw them. Such inform a­ ulate employment a scrap more would an equal investm ent is the vacation urge, which affects everybody during the short time to satisfy th eir curios­ tion would certainly be appreciat­ than a t home. Last year w’e investea summer months. For nine or ten months each year, Sep­ ity or to render w hat assistance ed. An occurrence on our way abroad about tw o-thirds of w hat tember to June, the average citizen is satisfied to remain they could and then scattered to home convinces me th a t th e stear- passed through the investm ent ends of the earth, it was very ing gear on the Ford went bad m arkets and probably between a just an ordinary citizen, working his eight hours or'more the difficult to get to the bottom of and in case the cars met at repre­ half and a th ird of our total sav­ each day, spending a quiet evening at home or at the the m atter. The scene of the ac­ sented, it went bad before they ings. movies, hut about the first o f June, and continuing cident was only about half a mile ever met the other car. Between ‘‘I believe th a t most of this throughout the summer months, his thoughts wander to from Lamoine and we met some of H ornbrook and Yreka, on the could have been usefully employ­ other fields and the regular routine becomes rather bur­ the people who came up from K lam ath river, a Chevrolet car ed at home; and indeed, in the there and assisted in getting the went over th e bank ju s t before we densome. fu tu re o ur savings m ust be so people up the hill and caring for came along, caused by the steer­ employed if our national equip­ If lie lives in a sea coast town, he wants to visit the them until the doctor came. ing gear going back. The circum ­ mountains, while, if he is a resident of a mountain town, Among them were the follow­ stances were strikingly like those m ent Is to grow as fast as our population and our theoretical he wants to visit the sea shore. If he is a citizen of a great ing: Mrs. Finnegan, a nurse and surrounding Percy’s accident in standards of life.” citv, the country fields look most entrancing; while if her husband who works at th e many respects. Both cars were he lives on the farm, his desire turns toward the city. box factory. Mr. Hansen, m anag­ on the down grade with a high F o r th e first time on record a of the Company store, Edgar bank on the rig h t and the river flourishing family of chameleons An> place except where he happens to be seems attractive er Goff, foreman of the box factory, on the left. Both cars, as clear­ has arrived a t the London Zoo. and ott he goes to satisfy the vacation urge. Mr. Bullis, who represents the ly shown by the tracks, started The Mother is a dw arf, and Hie instinct in most ot us to visit a new place each Copco at Lamoine besides Mr. to the left and then turned to the babies are astonishing mites year guarantees that the vacation traffic wil lbe divided Powers who testified at the Cor­ the left again a t a sharp angle — each one only an inch long, in­ and that all will not flock to any one portion of the coun­ oners inquest. All these people and plunged over the bank. cluding its tail. The difference was th a t a kind accepted the statem ents of try. Some will go to the mountains, some to the seashore had If one of them puts out Its Powers and Forschler, who testi­ providence selected the best place slender, sticky tongue it m ight some to the cities, some to fishing resorts, indeed some to fied before the coroner’s ju ry to for several miles for th e Chevro­ measure, in all, 1 1-2 inches. all places where the tourist traffic is sought. having heard the crash and look­ let to take the plunge and she are fifteen children, and, It is well, too, that the average American citizen does ing back in tim e to see the car went over a d irt bank about three to There everyone’s delight, they are love to get away from the surroundings and the people go over the bank w ithout ques­ feet and nosed into a thicket of feeling well and promising to live. tion. I also talked with more small willows ju st large enough of his permanent home for fifty weeks each vear. The first meal was given to a ten- than a dozen men about town who to stop her nice and easy while minutes-old specimen, which were present at the scene to see the Ford went over one of the opened its jaws. A gentle, about if I could get trace of any suspi­ worst places imaginable. AN AMBITIOUS PROGRAM one-quarter of an inch long, was A citizen ot Grosser, Washington, whom the newspa­ cion th a t things were not as rep­ If the Chevrolet had been on popped inside, and the intelligent per of that city states takes himself seriously (even if resented but found no such sus­ the same place Percy’s car was child chewed up and swallowed it. picion. I had hoped to prove when the steering gear failed, Now they are h unting and eat­ nobody else should), has declared himself an independent which side of th e G ardner car precisely the same thing would ing black-fly for themselves. candidate for president of the United States and has pub­ driven by Mr. Brunce was injured have happened to them th a t hap­ Green-fly are considered poison­ lished a long platform, which includes some of the most but only one of the above men­ pened to th e Ford. The theory ous and are not included in the ambitious planks that it has been the reader’s pleasure to tioned claimed to have seen the at Lamoine is th a t Percy turned menu. car and he said it was injured to th e left to dodge a stone th a t see included in any political platform. As they grow, so their diet will on the left hand side, which would iay about two feet from the bank change in th e following gradua­ Many ot these planks verge toward socialism, but 1 indicate UUI, it was going up the hill and th a t the track ran around some of them are nearer ridiculousness or humor, such as and” m et S tratton as testified by and doing so, h it the other car tion: 1, black-fly; 2, small gen­ tles: 3, large gentles; 4, meal the principle ot self-contession tor offense against th e 1 p ° w ers and Forschler. ____ We ____ did but it is inconceivable th a t he 5, stick insects. law,” which he thinks should be part of a new constitu- lLnd one other man wll° said it would leave the safe side of the worms; W hen they first arrived th eir tion that he is advocating. Another plank of similar cal- 7as injured °n the left side but road and run out two feet d ir­ skins were of a dusky brown. for reasons I will not mention ectly tow ard th e other car in ibre is, “ the elimination of life insurance.” Now some of them are already ex­ here, we did not consider his word order to run around a stone when One which anticipates the millenium is “ the elimina­ worth much. I also made inquiry the safest, easiest and most sen­ perim enting with the wonderful tion of the idler and the parasite.” He also advocates as to the character of Powers and sible thing to do was to straddle color changes of th eir race. Their that property owners should make their own assessments, Forschler and learned th a t they it, especially a t a place w here the effort, of course, Is to tu rn green m atch the plants in th eir cage. the government retaining the right to purchase the prop­ stood well in the community. The road was only fifteen feet wide to They have been separated from erty at 10 to 20 per cent higher than the assessment with­ only way to get around the case with a stone wall on one side and th eir m other, who has never being as represented would he to a precipice on th e other. in 60 days after the assessment. shown the slightest Interest In consider th a t the traffic officer, The coroner state® th a t the her self-possessed offspring. NEWS LETTER 0 . 1). V, ool Long Pants Army Goods Store LECTURE The Armory Classified arvertisements have come to he ait American institution—they » •/ vitally concern every member of the family. Most Readers have become habitual patrons of the classi­ fied advertisements, because they have found it is a profitable habit, indeed. Pick up today’s issue of The Tidings, read through the classified advertisements and learn for yourself why classified advertis­ ing is so important. 1 Cent A Word The Ashland Tidings