y I*Äöl? TWO ASftlÁÑfj f t À î t t Ítb iÑ 6 S ASH LAN D í uà -tiay, N ovem ber D A IL Y T ID IN G S RULE SUNDAY DEC. 21 10, 1000 MAY PROVE FATAL W hat and W hare la A tlantis? of die m ixture, boil until the flour Is T he nam e Is th a t of an im aginary well cooked and a smooth pasta is P u b lis h e d E v e ry E v e n in g E x cep t S u n d a y fay* Island of vast ex ten t lying in th e A t­ The W onderful Horse. Add th e vegetables and Oh. horse, you a re a wonderful form ed. T H E A S H L A N D P R IN T IN G CÖ. lan tic ocean off the P illars of H er­ W h en W ill A sh la n d P e o p le L e a rn when thoroughly hot seal for w inter th in g ; th e Im p o rta n c e of I t ? no buttons to push, no horn to cules. It is said th a t an Egyptian use. B e rt R. G re e r priest first told Solon of its existence B ack ach e is only a sim p le tilin g honk ; you s ta rt yourself, no clutch to E d ito r 1 Pepper Relish.—T ak e tw elve each slip ; no spark to miss, no gears to It Is m entioned for th e first tim e by a t f ir s t; s trip ; no license-buying every year, of green peppers, red peppers and g u t if O F F IC IA L CITY P A P E R ..................... -................................ .................. T e lep h o n e 39 P r e s id e n t C o o lid g e E n d o rs e s P lato in the T im aeus and O ritias. He you fin d ’tis from th e kid- with p lates to screw on fro n t and onions, one and th ree-fo u rth s cupfuls gives a glowing account of The land, npvq. E n te re d a t th e A sh la n d , O reg o n , P o sto ffic e a s S econd C lass M ail M a tte r P la n A d o p te d a t In te m a * and enriches it with a fabulous his- 5 ’ r e a r ; no gas hills clim bing up each of sugar, th ree cupfuls of vinegar, two — — — _ — . i tio n a l C o n feren ce. tory. About 9,000 y ears before his T h a t se rio n s k id n ey tro u b le s m ay day. stealing th e Joy of life aw a y ; no tablespoonfuls of salt, one table­ S u b s c rip tio n P ric e , D eliv ered in C ity O ne M onth ........................................ J _ I ----------- tim e the Island Is said to have been follow ; speed cops chugging in your rear, yell spoonful of celery seed. Rem ove the T h re e M o n th s ............................................................................................... i Menu for In tern ation al G olden R u le subm erged by an earth q u ak e, sent as ing sum m ons iu your ear. Your inner seeds and w hite fiber from th e pep- T h a t d ro p sy o r B r ig h t’s d ise a se Six M o n th s ............................................. ....................................................................... 1 9 5 - - ................- - --- Sunday W ill R em ind M ankind tubes a re all O. K. and, thank the pers, put them and the onions through a punishm ent for the wickedness of . m ay be th e fa ta l end ............................................................................................................. 3.75 O ne Y e a r ................... ....................................................................... Lord, they stay th a t w ay ; your spark ttie m eat grinder. Cover with boiling th e people. Some a u th o rities have Ynn w ill h , A dversity E xists. ............................................................................................................... 7.50 Identified the C anary Islands with th e ' be g ,ad ,O know ,h e fn l" plugs never m iss and fu s s ; your mo- w ater and let stan d five m in u tes; lly Mail and Rural R outes: u u e Month ......................................... ! low ing ex p erien ce. lost A tlantis, while oth ers hold the to r never m akes us cuss. Your fram e d r a in ; add the rest of the Ingredients N E W Y O RK , N ov. 4.— P re sid e n t T h re e M o n th s ............................. ......................................................................... * | ‘Tis th e s ta te m e n t of an A shland is good for many a m ile ; your body a n d boil fifteen m inutes and p ut Into Six M o n th s ................................... ...................................................................... E.95 C oolidge in a le tte r m ad e p u b lic to ­ story to be a fable. citizen never changes style. Your w ants are cans. O ne Y e a r 3.501 ................................. ....................................-........................................................................ 6.50 d a y by C h a rle s V. V ickrey, G en eral Q ueer Dusun Customs. Pickled Spiced Onions.—Peel sm all M rs. L. W o rtz . 1 2 9 -5 th S t., says: few and easy m et; you’ve som ething| S e c re ta ry of N e a r E a s t R e lie f, e n ­ Many things are tabooed am ong the “ D oan’s K id n e y P ills on the auto yet.—H. R. E liott, in the onions and cover with hot w ater and D ISPL A Y A D V E R T IS IN G R A T E S: helped me . d o rse s th e p lan fo r o b se rv in g D e­ Dusun trib e on the Island of Borneo. When m v v m » ™ Am erican F orestry M agazine. salt, m aking a strong brine. Let them S in g le in s e rtio n , p e r inch ‘ FG ° Mt ° f o r d e r - .30 c e m b e r 2nd a s In te r n a tio n a l G olden! A man may not m ention his own name, , , , ' ------- —---------------- stand tw enty-four hours, drain and „„ , .. Y e a rly C o n tra c ts : th a t of bis fath e r, m other, m other-in . p a in s a c ro ss ‘lie s m a ll of O ne in s e rtio n a w eek Left-H anded. cover w ith an o th er hot brine. The R u le S unday. Tw o in s e rtio n s a w eek ............................................................ * ’2 7 ^ law, or father-in-law . It Is forbidden. my ,,ack th a t m ad e it h a rd fo r m e Do left-handed people differ fro m ' next day drain and m ake a fresh P la n s fo r th e d ay , a s o u tlin e d by or a t least it is unwise, to point a t the ,0 do m -v w ork an d m y k id n ey s act- D ally In se rtio n ............ .........................................................................25 o th er people? An em inent physiologist brine, heat to the boiling point, add .20 a re c e n t in te r n a tio n a l c o n fe re n ce in rainbow, because th e finger which Is ed irr e g u la rly too. D o a n ’s K id n ey says left handedness m eans an abnor ! the onions and boll th re e minute«, R ates For L egal and M iscellaneous A d vertisin g G eneva, call upon people of fo u rte e n ! pointed win rot aw ay. T here Is a gen P ills soon freed m e from (he hack- mal sex Balance, th a t the right side is ” D rain and put onions in Jura with b its F ir s t in s e rtio n , p e r 8 X p n o n ln in t lin e .... t .b e e « „ e » c e ach. 1 d iffe re n t c o u n trie s to se rv e a m enu « . belief tlie predom inantly sexual one, and of mace, bay-leaf, a few whole pep. E a c h s u b s e q u e n t in s e rtio n . S p o in t lin e ..................................................... * a r good Hint, consequently, left-handedness pers and cloves and slices of red pep­ C a rd of T h a n k s .......................... ....................................................... in th e ir hom es s im ila r to t h a t s e r v - 1 men, who a re said to he cannibals. o r d e r .” O b itu rles, p e r lin e .......................... ........ — — A ’A ........................... * 02 V Pd ,n o rP h a n a g e s in th e N e a r E a st, G iants called Tem pulalongol figure m eans in a m an m ore or less effem i­ per. Fill the Jar with hot vinegar, al­ P ric e 60c, a ll d e a le rs. D on’t nacy, and In a woman more or less mas lowing one cupful of su g a r to a gal­ ~ th e d iffe re n c e in cost o f th e o rp h a n - T h ^ J e J V o b e X t r o l t u r a l ’beings sim p ly a sk fo r a k id n e y re m e d y — cullnity. W atch a m an clasp Ids W H A T C O N ST IT I TE’S A D V E R T ISIN G lon of vinegar. Seal at once. ag e m en u a n d th e o rd in a ry m eal to - '*■ " — ta k e n I s ’ A d v e rtis in g * " ’ U h e re a n ad m ls8 i° n c h a rg e is m ad e o r a collectio n be c o n trib u te d to o rp h a n a g e w ork who have a liking fo r visiting huria. get D o a n ’s K id n ey P ills — th e sam e hands. A left-handed nmn will have places and calling on the dead to rise th a t M rs. W o rtz h a d . F o s te r-M il­ his left thum b on top, and will he in from th eir graves. some degree or other effeminate.! No d l«co u n t w ill be allo w ed R e lig io u s o r B e n e v o len t o rd e rs ov erseas. b u rn Co., M frs., B u ffa lo , N. Y. Again, w atch a woman m anipulate her ---------------------------- ’_________ . T he P r e s id e n t’s le tte r sa y s: No. 3S • hairpins. If she uses her ieft lian.l ! Nn d m o ti ♦ .. - , D O N A T,O X S j “ I t is w ith a good d e a l of s a tis fa c - A “Piece” of Sea. I w ant aw fully to tell you, today i her c h a ra c te r will show th e re la ti.e sr w i n % r î n c a s h ^ ' ” 1^ ® ¡” adv' e rtia in « ’ o r U° n t h a t 1 eom m end T o u r p ro p o sa l Job p — rin tin g o u r co Îtr1 b u tîo n O about a little “piece” of green sea m asculinity. At least, so says i f ____________________to o b se rv e a n In te r n a tio n a l G olden A ■>-.-< riai) scientist and gulls, and clouded sky w ith the R u le D in n e r S u n d a y , on th e second J usual golden m ountain-breaks to tin Fools Himself. N O V EM B ER 13 It w as w onderful, the of D ecem ber, 1923. I feel s u re th a t southw ard. Why Is it th a t a woman can make i ’ O B E D IE N C E ;— If ye love m e. k eep m y co m m a n d m e n ts.- -Jo h n 1 4 : 1 5 .j th is s u g g e stio n w ill m eet w ith v ery sea near a t hand w as living emeruld ; M any s u ffe re rs from P ile s or fool of a wise man. and a w!se rm n i f H e m o rrh o id s h a v e becom e d e sp o n d ­ w id e sp re a d a p p ro v a l a n d w ill b rin g th e w hite b re a sts and wings of tlie « fool? She can ’t. It is tru e H it gulls as they circled above—high above e n t b ecau se th e y h a v e been led to wise man often m akes a fool of liin ^m ore closely to m ind th e c h a r ita b le ' even— w ere dyed bright green by the believe th a t th e ir case w as hopeless TH EN AND NOW self about a woman, hut it is Iris ow n re q u ire m e n ts of th o se w ho a re p ro s ] reflection. And if you could only have an d t h a t (h e re w as n o th in g in th e vanity and egotism tliat betray him On the afternoon and evening of Armistice dav fi p e ro u s to th o se w ho a re in a d v e rs ity . seen, o r if any rig h t word would only into folly. F or instance, it is a com w orld to h elp th em . ago the cities, towns and villages of America rang with the!“ „.‘"JV“ ’,. . <"lly “ pr“ctlca'' come to my pen to tell you, how won To th e se people we say. “ Go to mon tiling for an old man with a hri-c derfully these illum inated birds floated . I vinegar to m ake a paste. Add c ,e cupful of than 1,000 population. ’ ,0"'” S Wl" ' nlbre X °< See our Handsome Display of sugar, and vinegar to m ake two q u a rts Approved Boys and Girls , r T,i ese 8tat‘st,es further reveal that towns having a nonu- P re s id e n t C ollidge h e a d s th e A s­ Books. ation from 1,000 to 5,000 own 20 per cent of tbe N ation’s a-nto so c ia tio n ’s b o a rd o f tru s te e s . mobiles, although they comprise only nine per cent of tbe t o t o l n H arp er, M cK ay, L ittle Bi ow n & population. Tbe towns in this class aver em ->”O , t * i-i 11 urn ,rom PortIand~ Co., R e illy & L ee E d itio n s , 1,000 of population as compared w i t h 1 a n t o i n o , ‘llAe s P e r i , M rs- a n d ><«• F re d E n g le r e tu r n - STANDARD OIL COM PANY Priced from (CALHOKWIA) 1 - P ^ t i o n in e i t i e s ^ e e d i n ^ ~ __ _ (E sta b lish ed in 1 8 7 0 ) ^at 'R ecti«. T v u * vrcZL This New Treatment Never Fails To End Piles The KITCHEN E IS HEAD I W ave a m otor that starts R IG H T AWAY i f RED CROWNS in ta n k / Children’s Book Week USE RED CROWN fo r comfortable winter driving- { u „ 1t Z s p e n d in g th e w eek -en d in th e n o r th ­ e rn city. l’p o p n ia,1 o „ '" n " al <’ iS ,ri‘“ S- 'm d " d i" « B an d o n h a s Of nr i v » r ti" g ,1,l !'t?,"'"l’i..... wn,’rsllil> «•’ «•> ««-urate barometer h o tel. 1 ra te wealth these statistics confirm the long recognized b“ “ B i ¡¡hi" J '™ " « « £pulatT !n Of ICVT- Tm8 Inn Z t , ixu-sons with the average of indivi­ dual wealth d e e r e a s m g a s the population increases or decreases from those hunts. The higher standard of living wh“ w prevails and always has prevailed in the'reasonaiTv smali'tnwn may lie accounted for hy a higher average ¡„come than that in eommumties or rural districts of less population and of a Iowei X n h d 'io n ,,K , " 1" 1 " ,1" " r," aili" S in b ’" " S ........ .. K -Z T H E P R IC E O F D E F E C T I V E W A L K S . It is impossible to calculate tbe price of defective walks in cities and towns Only a slight defect in a walk on one of tbe principal streets ol tbe city bas occasioned three more or less serions accidents within recent weeks. Fortunately any one of three could have resulted fi ar more seriously and ought to serve as warning n , to . a property owners, not onlv, but to the ’ e k that “ serio,ls «»ng to permit even slight defects to exist in public walks. Serious injury often results from poor walks , and dam- ages, some ot which are irreparable, often cost tbe owner manv thousands of dollars. p la n s fo r OUT— IT IS MONEY r ^ eDd« M s ad a n d te n c e n ts n i C° ' ’ t2??35 S h e ffie ld A ve., I I., w ritin g y o u r n a m e a n d -Y- ° " $100,000 W ORTH Ashland Service Station Associated W hy allow “ snuffles” and stuffy, wheezy breathing to torment your Babies when quick relief follow s the use of C H A M B E R L A IN ’S CO UG H R EM ED Y “After about 8 years of suffering with Piles, 1 was treated by you and can truthfully say that I am cured.” 4L wlil d o v i.a we claim : —n d your system o f C c ta n h o r Deaf­ ness caused by Catar, h. iy c.-ugf.u, ice d «g Chamberlain’. 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Sold ev e ry w h ere . ‘IT’S TOASTED", Ask the Librarian to reeo- mend a book, then come to us for it. to F o le y Chicago^ a d d re s s n A lot of , folks are willi linS to sow wild oats all riffbt but they want others to look after tbe harvest. " ’ . Blue .Sky laWS intended to keep a lot of persons from feel­ ; ki ing blue because they have lost money in stock schemes. 7Oc to $3.00 Dr. Oeser & Son ......................................................................... ... all k in d s. C h ild re n 's w ork a sp ecialty . W . A. S H E L L , P ro p . 532 A. St. A sh la n d , O re. L o v e—lo y a lty —v illa in y — h e ro ism — c o w ard ice — A p h o to d ra m a o f flesh a n d steel! a ls o ‘Private-Keep Off” A Carter DeHaven Cornedv