PAGE TWO ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS Tuesday, O ctober 2, li> 2j »-»♦ ♦ ♦ ' » h ♦ n ♦ o o ♦ o o o o A s lila n d D a ily T id in g s (E s ta b lis h e d in 1 8 7 6 ) PulXished E very E ven in g E xcept Sunday by Oil o o <► o Show us a liuslmnd who beats his wife, savs the Klamath Falls Herald, and we’ll show you a wife who’s devoted to her husband. Yes, brother, but that husband probably smells every biscuit tor tear it may have strychnine as a substitute for baking powder. THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO Bert K. Greer o o o o o O .. ,T1‘is the position of any man elected president of “ shooting ” western states used this w inter the United States who is not a betrayer, and no betrayer, could 1 g r e a te r 1924 to u ris t M oving p ic tu re m en a n d “ s ti l l ” 2 one sneak into the office, could deliver. i m Editoi OFFICIAL CITY PAPER Telephone 39 E n te re d a t th e A sh la n d , O regon,. P o sto fflc e as ¡Second C lass M ail M a tte r. Subscription P rice, D elivered in City O ne M c n th ............................................£......... . 5 .«5 T h re e M o n th s ...................................................... 1.95 Six M onths ........................................................... 3.75 One Y ear ...................................... 7.59 By M ail and R ural R ou tes: O ne M onth ............................................. ............. $ .65 T h re e M onths ...................................................... 1.95 Six M o n th s -......................._ .................................... 3.50 O ne Y ear ... .................................................. 6.50 X <><» Buffalo-Punching a New Art and Fast ODY, WYO.—L ife in the “Wild W est” has changed a l o tj in th e last few decades. N ever­ theless th e changing tim es have brought to the W est u t least one new vocation which is as w ild and dangerous as th e m ost a rd e n t old- tim er ever dream ed of. T h a t is th e p lea sa n t job of buffalo herding. Of course, th ere isn’t a very big dem and for buffalo punchers and th e only ones ever m et around h ere a re Bob L a ­ combe, chief buffalo h e rd e r a t th e Yel­ low stone N ational- park, and his a s­ sista n t, Jim m y D upuis. Bob and Jim m y, aided by “S cotty” B aum an of th e T ow er F a lls ra n g e r statio n , recently drove a herd of 17 buffalo bulls from th e buffalo ranch, in th e n o rth e a ste rn p a rt of the p a rk ’ to th e buffalo corral n e a r M amm oth H ot Springs, so the to u rists w ouldn’t fail to see the anim al th a t m ade Bill Cody fam ous. “Buffalo-punching is m uch like cow- punching, Bob said, “but It’s much fa s te r—m aybe five tim es faste r. A buffalo can get over any fence low er th an eight feet, an d ou r fences a t the ranch a re tw elve feet. Buffalo a re dangerous a t all tim es, especially in th e ru ttin g season, when the hulls are C...‘...... 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You punch c a ttle y e a rs a n ’ y ears an ' y ears . and then you punch buffalo as a post­ g rad u a te course.” Bob w as asked to tell som ething of th e w onderful herd of Yellowstone buffalo, w'hich now has grown to pro­ p ortions assu rin g th e preservation of th is h istoric A m erican anim al. “F irs t you should un d erstan d ,” he said, “th a t th e re a re two bands of wild buffalo in the park. About th irty range in th e Pelican creek section and about forty-seven in th e L am ar riv er valley. “T he tam e herd is k ep t a t th e buf­ falo ranch, about tw enty-five square miles, from L am ar valley to Cold creek. T h ere a re 578 big ones. About 140 calves w ere horn th is spring. ... “T he m onarch of th e h erd is now Com modore.’ H e’s six foot one inch high a t the hum p, and th e buffalo on th e nickel, m odeled from th e hull a t th e New York zoo, w as only five foot eight inches. T he biggest buffalo ever weighed w as about 2,800 pounds, and I think Commodore and one or two o th er bulls a re as heavy, if not heavier.” T he ran c h is now a show -place of the world. Siy not avoid mting the cost 7 E ST is better than a v/hip- arom a but containing no drug P*ng. (or tired nerves and which can excite nerves or dis­ m uscles—better for today and tu rb digestion. infinitely better for tom orrow when the penalties of over-driv­ ii you are whipping up nerves ing are likely to come due in w th coffee or tea, try a change headaches, n e rv o u sn e ss, and to Postum . It will supply all the in crea sed difficulty o f resting. comfort and pleasure of a hot mealtime drink, and it will let Postum is a good friend of ycu get the natural sleep and rest a n d health. Postum is a rest that puts strength and zest delightful, comforting and thor­ into tire d m ind, n e rv e s and oughly satisfying mealtime bev­ m u scles. Y ou’ll be co u n tin g erage, splendid in flavor and profits instead of costs. B y s to r a g e a c c u m u la to rs ste a m h a s been k e p t in S w eden fo r th re e w eek s w ith o u t lo sin g a n y a p p re c ­ R. H. M a rsh a ll, fo rm e rly c o n n e c t­ iab le p re s s u re . ed w ith th e In d e p e n d e n t P r in tin g R E T U R N E D ON DE BT CHARGE SI R E D E L IV E R A N C E :— S u re ly he sh a ll d e liv e r th e e fro m th e s n a re of th e fow led, a n d from th e noisom e p e stile n c e .— P sa lm 9 1 :3 . LOSING OUR LEGS Co. of William Allen White, editor of the Emporia, Kansas, Ga­ zette, and one ot the seven Bok Peace Prize judges, gives his satirical version of what may he the ultimate to a certain portion of our anatomy, under the above title. “ The American people are spending $2 for automobiles for every $3 of outlay for new buildings,” says the Cleveland Trust company in its Midmoi th Business Bulletin for Sep­ tember. “ During the past four years motor expenditures have amounted to about $6,(XX),0(X),0 X) and those for new buildings of all kinds,—homes, factories, offices, stores—theatres, schools and churches—about $10,000,000,000, according to the hank’s computations.” “ S o all the world is awheel. We motor to work, to lunch, to 1 he country club, to the bridge game, to the movies and to the grocery store in the next block to get the milk. We motor to the neighbors’ in the next street, and to church and. Sunday school. It we keep this up in another hundred years or so the only place we will he able to see legs will he at a musical comedy. The rest of us will let ’em rot off from dis-use.” ROYALTY VERSUS PREMIERS M edford, w as sto p p e d en ro u te in C a lifo rn ia w ith h is w ife a n d c h ild , a n d r e tu r n e d to A sh la n d S a t­ u rd a y a fte rn o o n by C hief of P o lice M cNabb. Mr. M a rsh a ll, w ho w as fo rm e rly em ployed in A sh la n d , le ft th e city c h a rg e d w ith a d e b t of $83 to L. L. L eedom . H e a rin g of h is h u rrie d jo u rn e y th ro u g h A sh la n d h e w as h e a d ed off a n d upon h is r e tu r n , a r ­ ra ig n e d b e fo re J u d g e Gow dy. B ecau se h e h a d n o t e n o u g h cash a n d n o t .b e in g a b le to give a check to th e local a u th o r itie s to co v er his b ills, th e p a rty s ta r te d to M edford w h e re M r. M a rsh a ll said th a t a check could be s a tis fa c to rily en­ d o rsed . J . C. O ttin g e r o f th e J a c k s o n s S p rin g s sig n e d a ch eck a n d Mr. M ar­ s h a ll r e tu r n e d to A sh la n d w ith th e ch ief, w ho p re s e n te d th e check w hich w as a c c e p te d , a llo w in g th e m an a n d h is fam ily to go on th e ir w ay re jo ic in g . I t is re p o rte d t h a t M a rsh a ll is w a n te d in S a lt L a k e , U ta h , on l a r ­ ceny c h a rg e s , h u t b e c au se of v a rio u s re a s o n s h e w as n o t h eld h e re . H is h e ig h t a n d a g e do n o t ta lly w ith r e p o r ts t h a t h a v e been filed a g a in s t him fo r so m e tim e. Soon America will see a publicity contest, the Prince of Wales versus ex-Premier Lloyd George, both of England. Foi the past two weeks the prince has been sojourning on a ranch m Canada. We understand he is a very sociable and likeable fellow. But, suffering smelt, tbe bunk in the form of publicity liiat has heeh coming to American newspapers in the guise of news. For brain fever publicity items sent out recently we gratetully hand the prince’s press agent the wicker soup PASTOR FIN D S R EN T ER S M ADE BOOZE IN HOUSE ladel. In such a blue funk is loyalty. C L E V E L A N D , O ct. 2— “ A re you F or the past nine years British premiers have had first a b o o tle g g e r? ” page, center column, of Aniei lean newspapers. Royalty has T h is n e x t y e a r w ill he th e f ir s t been hard pressed for even favorable mention on the sport page. q u e stio n a sk e d by R ev. K irk B. English royally holds its prvileges as a sort of honorarv O’F e r ra l, E p isco p a l c le rg y m a n h e re , institution sutfered by the English because it represents tra ­ w hen h e goes v a c a tio n in g a n d w a n ts hom e fu rn is h e d . dition. Mostly this tradition has been good. But, since the to T r h e e n t r h e is ason: Magna ( hai ta, English nobility has been surrounded by shrouds T h is s u m m e r R ev. O’F e r r a l w e n t and serves only as a llunky lo»- legally instituting a session of v a c a tio n in g a n d b e fo re le a v in g le a ­ i arlament. In the meantime commoners, such as mineds, shoe­ sed h is hom e fu rn is h e d . W h ile aw ay makers, grab the dramatic and tragic stiuations of the king­ a t th e la k e h e w as s ta r tle d to rea d dom such as the World M ar, 1 isli Independence, and so forth, t h a t police h a d ra id e d h is h o m e an d fo u n d a fu ll-fle g e d w h isk e y s till in and gobble all the feature space of American newspapers. » o p e ra tio n . H is te n a n ts , h o w ev er, h ad Lloyd George is coming to America. The prince is already fled . here, so to speak, being in Canada. The poor prince is seek­ ing rest for his nerves from ennervating social functions in SUPER-PLANE DESIGNED TO EXTERMINATE BUGS London. George is coming to let America look at the once LONDON, O ct. 2,— Aji a re o p la n e dyamic force which dominated the policy of the Allies during sp e c ia lly d e sig n e d a n d eq u ip p e d to the war. And, in return will get America’s feature newspaper k a g e w a r on m o th s h a s b een la u n c h ­ space by the column. But, to be an obedient son, and succeed ed by th e B ritis h G o v e rn m e n t. to the throne the prince has to suffer all kinds of indignities in T h e c r a f t is h a lf a e ro p la n e a n d h ip , d riv e n by tw o e n g in e s, J istastetul publicity and makes America disgusted and rovaltv a h n a d lf c a a irs p a b le of h o v e rin g m o tio n le ss ook like a sick eat. So much for the publicity battle, rovaltv o v e r a n y given spot. versus premiers. S he is e q u ip p ed e sp e c ia lly fo r NO “ WET” PRESIDENT eneo„rag,„g A G o o d T h in g - D O N 'T M IS S IT . Send your name and address plainly written together with 5 cents (and thif slip) to Chamberlain Medicine Co., Dei Moines, Iowa, and receive in return a trial package containing Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for coughs, colds, croup, bronchial, “flu” and whooping coughs, and tickling throat; Chamberlain’s Stom­ ach and Liver Tablets for stomach trou­ bles, indigestion, gassy pains that crowd tlie heart, biliousness and constipation; Chamberlain’s Salve, needed in every family for burna, scalds, wounds, piles, and akin affections; these valued family medicine# for only 5 cents. Don’t miss it. Your grocer sells P o stu m in tv/o form s: In stan t P o stu m (in tins) prepared in stan tly in th e cup by the addition o f boiling w . “ / P ostum Cereal (in packages) for those who prefer th e flavor b ro ught o u t by boiling fully 20 m inutes. T h e cost of either form 13 ab oyt one-half cent a cup. r lorin there’s a "Reason’ S?—« A 0 5 — --- SiSSíj-:; .-i k.: Ï.ÏCHTUM t a ¡fox. ’’Didn’t I tell you? It’s the best cigarette I ever smoked!” w Postum -• Ä K “ PosìvinùrtYif;- ir s p ra y in g tre e s , a n d by m e a n s of sp e c ia lly d e sig n e d m e c h a n ism h e r crew of five wdll be a b le to p o u r dow n upon th e tre e to p s a s tre a m of ch e m ica ls a n d p o w d ers w hich w ill k ill a n y m o th s o r b u g s a m o n g th e fo lia g e. Little has been heard of late of a “ w et” Democratic can­ didate for president next year. Less is likely to be heard in the future, i lie “ niinin.es” will not, of course, abandon hope ot modifying the \ olstead prohibition enforcement law if they cannot overthrow the eighteenth amendment otherwise hut they are not going to fool themselves into believing the country ESCAPES OFFICERS AND -EXECUTES COURT DECREE* wil! elect a president on a platform of Constitution d e f ia n t E L M IR A , N. Y ., O ct. 2— E s c a p ­ I he significance ot the execut ive’s oath was clearly defined in g fro m an o fic e r w ho w as e s c o rtin g I.y Calvin Coolidge when he was governor of Massachusetts him back to a ceil In th e C h em u n g and had helore him a bill designed to nullify the prohibition C o u n ty ja il a f te r h is a rr a ig n m e n t e , p re fe rre d by law. Sentences from his veto message that are worth preser­ h on is w a n ife, a s E s u lm lt e r c h S a a rg b in e, 28, in le a v ­ ving follow: ing to w n u n w ittin g ly c a rrie d o u t th e l h^ e ,S intle Satisfa<‘tion «n attem pting to deceive our­ w ill of th e c o u rt t h a t h e re m a in selves. there is grave danger in attem pting to deceive the a w a y fro m h is w ife. S ab in e h a d le f t h is w ife som e people. If this act were placed on the statue books of this s ag o a n d lived in E rie , P a., .commonwealth today it would provide no beer for the people. b m u o t n r th e tu r n e d la s t w eek . An a rg u m e n t M hen I took oil ice I gave an oath to support the consti­ on an old m a tte r en d e d in S ab in e tution of the United States. s tr ik in g h is w ife. M rs. S ab in e to ld “ My oath was not to take a chance on the constitution. th e c o u rt sh e w ould be s a tis fie d if he w e re o rd e re d to s ta y a w a y from 1 was to support it. h e r. “ The authority of the law is questioned in these days all too much. The binding obligation ol obedience against personal C. E . R am sey of S p ra g u e W a sh ­ desire is denied in many quarters, [f these doctrines prevail all in g to n is am o n g o u t-o f-to w n g u e sts. organized government, all liberty, all security are at an end. H. Reed Is an out-of-town visitor Force alone will prevai.” Taste is a matter of tobacco quality W e state it as our honest belief that, the tobaccos used in Chesterfield are o f fin e r q u a lity (end hence of bet­ te r taste) than io an y o th e r ciga­ rette at the price. Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co. Í from Portland. aw»