aääländ dá H í Wednesday, December 6, 1922 aas nuore» *8 5 « = » V isits G randm other^—. E m ery P a rsh a ll, of M ontague, is in the city visiting w ith his g ra n d One cent tue w ord each nine. p a re n ts, Mr. and Mrs. W illiam H. Sm ith, of E a st Main stre e t, fo r a KOB SALK. PHYSICIANS*. few days. Mr. P a rsh a ll rep o rts con DR. E R N E ST A. WOODS— P ra c tlc FOR SALE— Dry lau rel wood, plenty ! ditions in n o rth e rn C alifornia as be of h e a te r chunk«; 12 inch tier,! lim ited to eye, ear, nose ac< $4.50; also 12 inch body fir, $3.75; I ing very slow w ith the exception of th ro a t. Office h o ars, 10 to 12 &r. 12 inch second grow th fir, $3.25; i th e sheep m arket, which he says, is 2 to ?. Sw edanburg Bldg., Aafc delivered. 1224 Iowa St. 68-mo* | the best it has been for some tim e. land. O re 73-t PAGE TH RBS 5ÈHHB» S outhern O regon F e a t u r e d - HER VOICE AMAZES Scenic a ttra c tio n s of so u th ern Ore-! SEEK TOO GREAT ACCURACY gon are being featu red in a booklet Even Celebrated Engineers Have Been en titled “ B eauty Spots of O regon,” ! Known to Waste Time on Un » containing excellent colored photo necessary Measurements. graphic plates of scenic spots of the, There can be too great accuracy, a<s sta te recently issued by the M ultno cording to Chemical and M etallurgical m ah hotel, P o rtla n d . C ra te r and Engineering, which says: K lam ath lakes are featu red , a col “We recall one Instance where a ored plate of C rater lake appearing celebrated engineer was preparing a on the first page. The Oregon Caves O il. J. J, tM M EXS—• P hysic’an a n t FOR SALE OR RENT— P a rtly fu rn set of tables for publication and was ished ’louse. 311 G ranite In-1 We have the best prices on used also come in for th e ir sh a re of pub using a set of 12-place logarithms. We tioigaon. P ractice lim ited u quire Nelda Cafe. T2tf( cars to be found in th e city. Come licity. eye, ear, nose and th r o a t Glass < asked why he used 12-place tables and supplied. O culist and a u rtst fo SW EET CID ER— Made fresh every! in and look them over, Buick he replied that they were the best he S. P. R. R. Offices, M. F . and H 72tf day. Two gallons 75c, one gallon i Agency. Fancy .Yakim a N etted Gems, $1.32 could find, that he had heard there Bldg., M edford, Ore. Phono £4 40c, delivered. P hone 9 - F - ll. were 20-place tables but he had been per cwt., a t E nders. 80-3 unable to locate them. The Interest PUMPKIN AND MINCE PIES DR. M ATTIE B. SHAW —-Residence FOR SALE— F o u r room cottage, c ity ' Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf ing thing about this anecdote is that and office, 1C8 P ioneer avenue. FOR THANKSGIVING Piano Tuning— Bread. 52tf T elephone 28. Office house, 10 • w ater and lights, large lot, some J Now is the tim e to have your piano practically all the data which the cele have a large share of our best fruit garage, nice location,. Lowi to 12 a. m .; 2 to 5 p. m., only. brated engineer was tabulating had a tte u t.o n long before th e day tuned. Carl H. Loveland. Studio, F ootb all Team to be F eted — an accuracy which was seldom better price lor cash or will sell on term s. comes ’round. T hat these pastries DR. H. M. SHAW — Physician and G6tf than 1 per cent, and an ordinary 12- “ The crow ning event of th e even 135 E ast Main. P hone 465. See Mrs. C. E. L ane, Tidings. 76-6 will be fit for tlio fea st— sw eet, Surgeon. Special a tte n tio n Eyes, ineb slide rule would have been amply ing’s e L e rta in m e n t will be the p re arom atic, “ ta s ty ,” d e l i c i o u s E a rs, Nose, T h ro at. Glaases f it OLD PA PER S for s ta rtin g fires, accurate for the work. wholesome und nltogether tatisfy- ted. Room 6. Mills-McCall Block. FOR SALE— Or tra d e for city prop sen tatio n of th e Jackson County iag. cur :ep u ta tio n tssu re s. erly, five acres, house, o u tb u ild -' 10 cents for all you can carry. EL- “Again, when a young engineer Is Phone 7 9 or 28. A m usem ent com pany to the victor ¡’lease t lace ¡» in Thanksgiving ings, reservoir. Price $2500? about to make a m athematical calcu HA RT’S. 79-2 ious M edford team ,” says the Med I lation, say for example the surface of DK. G. C. PIIE T T E P L A C E — D entis' orders w ith us as early as possible. Mrs. W. G. Day, back of norm al ford Mail T ribune. F ootball fans of 4j Danish p a stry . B u tter Rolls, — successor to W. E. Buchanan. heating colls necessary to obtain cer Marion Talley, the fifteen-year-old school. 78-6* M edford a re show ing keen in te rest Winburn Entci-tq'ns—• Special a tte n tio n given to s tra ig h t Napoleons in d Cream Puffs. Jesse W inburn, of Sap and Salt, tain results, he will almost Invariably daughter of a railroad telegraph ening and care of c h ild ren ’s teeth. in the big celebration a t th e pavilion Office hours, 9 to 12 Anti 1:30 to FOR SALE?— Have four ex tra fine I e n te rta in e d a dsitinguished body of sit down and calculate It to an ac operator of Kansas City, Mo., who had LITHIA BAKERY 5. Office phone 151. R esidence W. L. cockerels from “ H ands & j tonight. The e n tire football squad P o rtlan d and Corvallis women a t the curacy of a tenth or even a hundredth her voice judged by Otto Kalin, chair of 1 per cent, and this in spite of the man of the board of directors of tlie phone 201-J. Cam ps Building, Son’s” best breeding pen (su p e rb ' and high school faculty have been M edford hotel last S aturday night at fact that the constant factor In the M etropolitan Opera company. New A shland. Oregon. 45tf m a tin g ), the kind he is selling for! Invited as guests of th e pavilion a b anquet in the special dining room equation (the rate of heat ’transfer) York, and Director Glulio Gatti-Casaz- $10 per. My price if taken a t once,! m anagem ent, and every effo rt will follow ing the dedication of the Com- : may not be known within 50 per cent. za, and amazed the opera conductors THE CH IROPRACTORS $5 each. Phone 463-R. 922 be m ade to e n te rta in them royally. m unity club a t A shland, says the “Herein lies one excellent reason by her wonderful lyric soprano. She V IK IN G CREA M SE PA R A T O R DR. E. IL A X TELL— C hiropractic why many u practical man with good was advised net to appear before Boulevard. 79-2* is a n o th e r Catalog House b u rste r A live charge In your magatelo a t M edford Mail Tribune,. The w o m en . common sense and a wide experience public audiences for at least three and E lectro-T herapy. The combi included Mrs. B. F. Irvine, wife of a t P e il’s. Prices, $31.00 and up. nation does w onders. F irs t N at’l the F ix it Shop. 70tf has been able to compete with en years and to study under a good the e d ito r of the P o rtlan d Jo u rn a l; Bank Bldg. Phone 48-1 42. Save you $1.90 on a 20 rod roll teacher. gineers in many fields.” H ouse Calls Libby’s Mince M eat in bulk anil Mrs. W ard Irvine, Miss Helen D iet of fencing ag a in st anybody else’s jars. Plaza M arket, 61 N. M ain.78tf rick and Miss Hazel H andy, prom i prices. New and used Sewing nent P o rtla n d new spaper wom en; SPELLS THAT ARE POTENT TOO MUCH EVE« FOR IMAGES VETERINARY M achines for sale or rent. G arden Buy th a t X m as gift a t the V ariety Mrs. Ida B. C allahan, Miss. Helen tools and ev erything for the Ail T ra in s Delayed— DR. J . I’. CHISHOLM— G raduate, Store. 89 N. Malin St. 75tf F ulton an d Miss G ertru d e S trickland Evidently There Is Something in the Statues on British Parliament Build farm er. “ Medicine” Devised by Eaat Too m uch “ w e a th er” to the n o rth ings Unable to Stand Awful veterinary. Located on th e Gill! of O. A. C., prom inent in w om en’s African Witch Doctors. Climate of London. property, w est of the Normal! and south of A shland was responsible W ill Talk on D allying— PEIL’S CORNER club and extension work. The fol School on W alker Ave. for the tard y a rriv a l of Southern P a P rof. Jam ison, dairy expert from lowing local people were also guests: Quite recently a Kikuyu (E ast Afri The outer wails of the houses of cific tra in s today, m ost of which a r the Oregon A g ricu ltu ral college, will can) had a spell put on him by a witch Mr. and Mrs. F. P. F e rre ll, of Med parliam ent in London are crumbling. CON VA LESCEN T 11OM E rived in the city w ithin an h our or discuss dairy feeding F rid ay a fte r ford, County Judge and Mrs. George doctor, whereby he was compelled to Hundreds of carved images, mostly of CONVALESCENT HOME — Good tw o of th e scheduled tim e. noon d u rin g th e W in ter F a ir, and G ardner, Mrs. L. L. »Robinson and : kill the first man he met. The Kikuyu imaginary royal figures, have been un went to another witch doctor and had able to withstand the ravages of the cheer. Good care. Good food. will also speak in M edford S aturday Mrs. M iriam Shepherd, of A s h la n d ,! Reliable the spell removed. But No. 1 was cute. weather, combined with the smoke ! Effective T erm s reasonable. 153 G ranite! 2. Mi-O-Na m akes your stom ach aftern o o n a t the public lib rary , on and Miss Louise M anning, of Med He plated a medicine on the Kikuyu’s laden London atmosphere. They suffer St. P hone 411-R. 306-lm o feel fine, stops belching, h e a rt burn the sam e subject. ford. doorstep so th at when the latter also from the lack of respect shown and all discom fort in a few m inutes. ASHLAND REALTY CO stepped over It the spell would be re them by hundreds of pigeons which T R A N S F E R A N D EX P R E S S . G uaranteed by M cNair Bros. P o ta to special balance of this week roost on the scepter and sharpen their L et us clean and press your clothes placed. Opposite City Hall FOR prom pt and careful service The Kikuyu came out of his hut beaks on the noses of kings. a t E nders. 80-3 before the holiday season. L adies’ a u to tru c k s or horse drays, cal I F a ir Specials— No.* 1 B urbank po shortly afterw ard, immediately ran Scarcely a day passes Itut a mon work a specialty. A shland Cleaning W h ittle T ra n sfe r Co. Phone 117 tatoes, $1.45 per 100 pounds; fancy amuck, went down the street and arch's baud or toe falls into Palace F o r th e best chill. Try Rose and Dyeing W orks. Auto delivery. Office, 89 Oak s tre e t near Hote Y akim a Gems $1.50 per 100 pounds. killed the first man he met—another yard. Not long ago a king's head was Businoss Chances 74tf Phone 63. 7 9 t f : old Kikuyu. The witch doctor and the found in fragm ents on the terrace. A shlaud. G Bt' Plaza M arket,’ 61 N. Main. 78tf Bros. Real Estate m urderer both stood their trial and Insurance D uring tlie recess scaffolding will T. L. PO W ELL— GENERAL TRANS O rres cleans clotheB. P h o n e 64. W hy not buy her a Singer Sewing 1 the witch doctor got the longer sen be erected and many workm en em F E R — Good team and m otor Here from P ortland— ployed, at a cost ot $55,000, picking off M achine for Xmas. $5 down and $3 tence. tru ck s. Good service a t a reasoc | J. R. Lee, supervising construction j Distinct Attorneys to Meet— At a place called Kibos there once the loose bits. T hus may one man in per m onth will put one in your home. able price. P hone 83. forem an for th e Pacific T elephone; F o r th e fii-st tim e in recent years, Singer Sewing M achine Co., 10 So. lived an old gentleman who carried a day uncrow n scores of kings. and T elegraph com pany for the state! around a monkey’s paw strapped to Sir John Gilm our, who rep resen ts the State D istrict A ttorneys Associa F ir St., M edford. FO R R E M . of O regon, was a business visitor in ids finger. Whoever he pointed tliis the governm ent dep artm en t th at looks tion of Oregon will hold its an nual the city Tuesday. at immediately fell down stone dead. a fte r public buildings, is of tlie opinion FOR RENT— F our room furnished m eeting o u tside of P o rtlan d when W ill Meet Thursday— B A R B E R He caused so many deaths that he th at none of tlie kings or o th er d istin a p a rtm e n t, w ith garage. Adults! th e m em bers g a th e r a t "Eugene De The re g u la r m eeting of T rinity ultimately had to be removed from guished folk will i>e allcw eil to stick F a ir Specials— Mill ru n , $1.50 per Safety blades resharpened only. 1101 Boulevard. 76tfi cem ber 15 and 16 a t the invitation Guild will be held T hursday a fte r the district by the government.—Lon It out much longer on the o uter walls sack; Olympic and Crown flour, $2 like now. Single bit, 80c don Express. of the school of law of the U niver of parliam ent. "I think th e day will noon a t 2:30 o’clock in the P arish FOR RENT— Six room house, a ls o ' 1 or sack; corn m eal, 25 cents per! doz. Dohule hit. 60c doa. come before long,” he says, ‘‘w hen all sity of Oregon. T here a re 36 a t house. fu rn itu re for sale. 183 G resham ! sack. Plaza M arket, 61 N. Main. the s ta tu e s will b a se to be taken away. torneys w ith m em bership in the a s Apples Breathe. C h lld r n ’s Work A St. 78-6* ! 78tf Every living organism, whether ani T he situ atio n does not agree with sociation a t present, and an a tte n At Your Service— Specialty F ire, Auto and Accident Insurance. mal or vegetable, b reath es; that Is, it them .” dance of 30 is expected. City Hom es, B usiness P ro p erty and absorbs oxygen und gives off carbonic Hom e m ade cookies, m ince pies, R anches bought and sold on com m is acid. Any organism which does not graham bread. Home B akery and sion. H ere since 11901. Staples breathe may be considered dead. Now, R e sta u ra n t, 69 No. Main St. Open R ealty Agency. 75ff ripe apples plucked from apple trees all day Sunday. 76tf are not dead. They are not so vigor A com plete line of c h ild ren ’s toys ously alive as while the sap ran O ur box candy a sso rtm e n t is the in balcony. E a st Side Pharm acy. 7 8t through them, but slill they are alive, m ost com plete in A shland. Rose and so they breathe and absorb oxy Bros. 7 4tf Visited with Peters Jr.— gen. It is found, too, th at apples Mr. and Mrs. Ray Young, of P o rt- i stored in an atm osphere of oxygen and ! Iholiibition Conies High— land, spent T hanksgiving week w ith carbonic acid keep twice as w.ell as Notes, Bonds, Insurance Policies or similar A ccording to vouchers on file at Mr. and Mrs. S. A. P eters J r. Mr. apples stored In common air. papers are unprotected while kept around the No doubt the oxygen stimulates the county c le rk ’s office, prohibition Young is connected w ith the M ar house. their respiration and increases their enforcem ent d u rin g Novem ber cost shall Fields com pany, of Chicago, vitality, while the carbonic acid serves $1008, th e highest since A ugust, and he and Mrs. Young are on their as food, provldei) sufficient light 1922, when m any raid s w ere staged. way to so u th e rn C alifornia. Mr. and reaches the chlorophyl in the skin of A safe deposit box at this hank costs less than Of th is am o u n t $809 was issued to Mrs. S. A. P eters Jr. e n te rta in ed at the apple. a cent a day and gives the necessary protection ; S. B. S andifer, for services rendered, T hanksgiving d in n er the following against fire or theft. gasoline and o th e r expenses. The guests: Mr. and Mrs. Ray Young, Mr. i Watchman Helps Men on Careers. “I’ve helped make more big men rem aining $199 was issued to J. H. and Mrs. S. A. P e ters Sr., Mr. and L eggett and Bert Moses. Mrs. H. O. B u tterfield , A rth u r P e t-' than most old fellows have, despite my menial job, and of course I haven’t ers and C lark B utterfield. done It through giving young upstarts F r u it cake and m ince m eat tim e is financial backing,” boasts the vener here. F o r citro n , orahge and lemon Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf ! able night watchman for a large down Ashland, Oregon peel, raisins, c u rra n ts , figs, spices, Bread. 52tf town corporation. su g ar, etc., D etrick 's G roceteria sells “You svt, people who come and go for less. 48tf M incem eat in bulk and jars. Plaza here a fter seven o’clock are supposed to sign in and out. Well, a lot of M arket. O ur candy prices are rig h t, q u a l young fellows are in a hurry to get ity considered. Rose Bros. 7 4tf DON’T DISCARD your R ubber out and oftentim es don’t want to sign Al THOU, LECTURER and TEACHER out. I make them, though, and In Boots. LEEDOM ’S T IR E H O SPIT that way the big bosses, scanning the REV EA LER OF AL will RETREAD them for you.! time sheets and personal reports, learn NEW MACHINERY ju st installed. J that young So and So Is an Indus As a preventive, melt ana i n 79tf trious lad, who often w orks over hale night and morning— time. Christm as presents from them net me a big penny annually, attest Big Dunce Is Planned— ing appreciation for what I’ve done.”— M embers of the A shland football ▼ V a r o R ur Begins His Series of L ectures w ith the Subject for this E vening, New York Sun. Owr 17 MiUtun Jm Utt4 Y«ub team , to g eth e r with the coach and D ecem ber 6, 8 P. M. all of th e faculty, have been invited The Philosophy of a Smile. by the m anagem ent of th e Jackson “ T H E IDEAL CH A R A CTER"— “ PERSON ALITY” — “T H E CON- Of all appearances of the human Hot Springs dance pavilion to be countenance methinks a smile is the SI IE N T K H S M OTIVE"— “TH E PU RPO SE O F MAN'S L IF E " p resent for an evening of fun and most extraordinary. It plays with a “ A I ’XIVERSAL BROTHERHOOD" e n te rta in m e n t a t the Jackson Springs surprising agreeabieness In the eye, S atu rd ay ight. A large num ber of ■ breaks out with the brightest distinc A fo rtu n a te o p p o rtu n ity knocks a t th e door of every Business people a tte n d ed the local dance last tion, and sits like a glory upon the countenance. What sun Is there with and P rofessional Man, Teacher, S tu d en t, W orker, F a th e r and We have not gone out of busi week and w ere well pleased w ith the in us that shoots its beams with so M other in A shland th is week, .o r Mr. C rdahl brings a m essage of n e ss’ T his Agency was e s ta b m usic furnished by the Floyd Dickey sudden a vigor? To see the soul flash In te lle c tu a l and S p iritu al Invigoration which will lift you upw ard o rch estra. All a re urged to come in the face a t this rate one would lished in 1883 and has been built W ITH CARBON and onw ard reg ard less of your position and condition now. out and help celebrate with the foot think would comfort an atheist ; by up with the idea of p rotecting the the way observe that smiles are more people of A shland an d vicinity ball team . Q uestion p erta in in g io t Subconscious Activity of Mind have becoming than frowns. This seems an w ith SOUND INSURANCE. We alw ays engaged the a tte n tio n of th in k in g people, and Mr. U rdalil’s Two Books .............................................................. 25c actual encouragement to good humor, If you w ant th e best th ere is in do not deal in CH EAP INSUR book, “ T he Key to K now ledge,” has a ttra c te d the a tte n tio n of ns much as to say: If people have bacon, boiled ham s, chipped b e e f.! ANCE: If we considered it safe a mind to be handsome they must not s tu d e n ts all over the world even the P hilosophers of India have P er D o z e n .............................................................. $1.25 to r th e assured, we would have ¡lard and sh o rten in g , get it a t D et be peevish and untoward.—Jeremy review ed it and published favorable com m ents reg a rd in g it. ric k ’s. W e sell for less. 4 8tf Collier. had it to sell a t th is office years Mr. F id a h l will show th a t “ The Key of K now ledge” is a Sacred ago. The ag en t of cheap in su r Two D o z e n ...............................................................$2.25 Cheap insurance is costly a t any Possession of » very one. That we are dependent upon it, and th at ance gets all his s tu ff is w orth. Reciprocity Desired. price. F o r sound in su ran ce a t re a it is co n stan tly in use know ingly or unknow ingly, and in his Class “Will you m arry me?" anxiously No one can afford to lose even One H undred ...........................................................$8.00 sonable rate s, see B illings Agency. asked a swain of the Fiddle Creek re Lessons, he will show you the Key in its rela tio n sh ip to T hought, once on fire insurance. E stablished 1883. 34tf gion in the Ozarks, addressing the so you may com prehend ju st how you th in k , and why you th in k , in daughter of the proprietor of the o rd e r-th a t you may obtain your leg itim ate desires. crossroads store. DON’T BE D IS A P P O IN T E D — COME TO EVERY LECTURE “No!" replied the lass A L W A Y S U SE Established 1883 “Aw, I think you m ight! I do all my trading with your paw."—-Kansas Real E state and Real Insurance City Star. ASHLAND, OREGON TEygcOTom; BAKING POWDER Phone 211 41 E Main St. H. G. WOLCOTT GROCERY A w ant ad will sell U. B U S IN E S S A N D P R O F E S S I O N A L Local and Personal W. A. SHELL U np rotected P a p e r s The Citizens Bank of Ashland HAL. H. URDAHL N FLU EN ZA _ _ ‘T he K ey of K n o w le d g e ’ In S lo ck V IC K S Duplicating Sales Books Good Insurance Billings Agency Women’s Civic Club House CALUMET ASHLAND TIDINGS