-H B U S IN E S S A N D P R O F E S S IO N A L PAGB THREB ASHLAND DAILY TIDING? - ■ _____________f ig GOOD SIDE LINE In the Signal Corps Radio Room ACCUSED BY AN ACTOR Ona cent taa word each time. FUYWIClANo. DR. ERNEST A. WOODS— Practie limited to eye, ear, acas aat throat. Office hours, 10 to 12 an ï to 5. Bwedsnburg Bldg., Ash land, Ore 7 8-t CONVALESCENT HOME a CONVALESCENT HOME — Good cheer. Good care. Good food. Terms reasonable. 153 Granite 306-lmo St. Phone 411-R. Lucky Junk Dealer Tumbled Into Small Fortune. Negligence of Authorities of Great Copper Mine Gave Him His Op­ portunity, and He Took IL WANTED. DR. J. J. 13D1EN8— Phyaic'An ant Surgeon. Practice limited U TO LET— Board and room for two gentlemen at 272 Maple St. 75tf The letters you have been printing eye, ear, nose and threat. Glasses ubout gold seekers in the Far West re­ ■applied. Oculist aud aarls: fo call the following incident of copper 8. P. R. R. Offices, M. F. and R ABILITIES THAT ARE LATENT COBvr.. mining in Montana, writes a corre­ Bldg., Msdforl, Ore. Phone ¿#7 PUMPKIN AND MINCE PIES spondent of the New York Herald. DR. MATTIE II. SHAW— Residence Few Realize to the Fullest Extent the FOR THANKSGIVING Day after day about 20 years ago a Intellectual Powers They Have and office, 108 Pioneer avenue. rickety old open wagon, drawn by a have a large share of our best at Command. Telephone 28. Office house, 10 has-been horse, used to venture out attention long before the day to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5 p. m., only. from Anaconda aud garner rags, bot­ conies ’round. That these pastries llow many times have you been will be fit for the feast—sweet, tles, sacks and old iron. One day, DR. H. >1. SHAW— Physician and forced to undertake some piece of aromatic, “tasty,” d e l i c i o u s Surgeon. Special attention Eyes, work which you did not believe you on its return to town, a hind wheel wholesome and altogether tatisfy- Ears, Nose, Throat. Glasses fit-) could perform, only to And yourself wabbled off as the vehicle was .cross­ !ng. cur teputation issures. ted. Room 6, Mills-McCall Block. agreeably surprised at the credible ing a culvert, and wheel and load slid |{. j , p. CHISHOLM— Graduate easily they lack the ability to do It at Myths Are History. t Regularly, long after nightfall, the veterinary. Located on the Gill all. They do not realize tliat the per­ property, west of the N orm al1 formance of anything worth while re­ ALL CLEAR BUT ONE POUT Mythology, or the study of the be­ junk dealer used to go out on that .School on Walker Ave. _ quires much hard work and hard liefs of ancient peoples, is a fascinat­ road with a load of old iron and dump ing study. Myths do not just happen it into the greenish stream on this or Jan« Simply Could Not Understand thinking. CHIMNEY SWEEP to be. There were no story writers that side of the culvert and fish out a -SÌ?*? Peculiarity Manifested by Those Don’t allow yourself to become con- CHIMNEY SWEEP— Located at fire in olden times who said, "1 must write load earlier deposited. Baseball Players. !5-3 ceittd or to get into an overconfident station while here. a popular story,” and forthwith a Wc’® The copper company detectives be­ frame of mind In regard to your abil­ FOR EXCHANGE story appeared that lived and went gan reporting mysterious high-grade Jane always insisted that she want­ V j] - T ' ity, but nevertheless do not give up ed to share all my pleasures. 1 was from mouth to mouth for thousands shipments of pure copper from Ana­ trying to a liieve some goal until you FOR TRADE— 160 acre unincum­ not quite so sure about it, but diplo­ of years. A myth, in its last analysis, conda, but no direct thefts could be bered ranch on Pacific highwav have brought every faculty Into play. ' macy has its uses, so I said nothing. is an historic account, every detail of discovered. Not an employee could and eounty road, near Hilt; small If you concentrate strongly enough on which is based on fact. be caught red-handed. Finally the At length it became impossible to house and outbuildings; good the effort you will be surprised at the The tales of Homer were thought to junk dealer's nocturnal trips came postpone again taking her to the ball result s.—Exchange. stock or chicken ranch with plen­ game. I drew a long breath, muttered be poetic fiction until the burned ruins under suspicion and he was watched ty of wood and tillable land. Will of Troy were uncovered. The story of and his secret discovered, but not be­ a prayer for guidance, and gave in. trade for unincumbered Ashland acreage; prefer no house, bu BLIND MAN -‘SEES” WITH NOSE “That man out there on the mound Theseus slaying the Minotaur is no fore he had realized a total of about A lighted m atch to a good oil would ensider acreage with smal is called the pitclier. /H e pitches, I Idle creation, for every detail of it— j $34 000 In melting off pure copper the Athenian children for the sacri­ from the deposits on ids loads of Junk house. Eleanor Greer, 199 Gran. Making Up for the Loss of Sights Na­ began. heater —and your room is soon 231tf* ture Increases Power of th© Jte St. "That man with tlie bat—with the fice, the labyrinth palace, the wild iron. The company sought to enjoin bull in the center, and a host of other him, sought to recover the values lie Olfactory Organs. * flooded w ith a w arm , happy heat. TR AN SFER AND EXPRESS. ___ I club—is the batter, tie bits the details—has been abundantly verified had secured, but the court held that ball. . . .” H ow convenient! No furnace to A blind man can “see with his nose.** it was waste water in a public high­ as fact. pqrit prompt and careful service “Why?” asked Jane. way, and xlie lucky Junk» dealer was m itt trucks or horse drays, cal So. at least, writes a blind man who “It doesn't matter,’’ I continued. stoke and coax along, no ashes to well within his rights. WiiitrJe Transfer Co. Phone 117 has made a study of his own faculties “He didn’t hit it. If he had suc­ Got the Toll-Keeper’s Goat. Office 89 Oak street near Hote and those of his companions In dark­ ceeded, however, he would have run And the lesson was worth more than A Dutchman riding a little cart bother about. And, if you burn 56« ness. Ashland. . tlie lost value to the copper company, toward that sack, which is called first drawn by a goat was stopped at the for It resulted in a catchment dam be­ “The sense of smelling among the base, and if he gets there before the bridge by the toll-keeper. P earl Oil, no smoke, dirt, nor odor. r. L. POWELL—GENERAL TRANS ing built Inside the company’s fence, “I got to pay toll?” said Hans. PER — Good team and motor blind,” he says, “grows exceedingly ball he is safe.” “Yes; five cents to cross the where scrap iron was used to recover "Blit I thought you said the game trucks. Good service at a reason sharp, ami we utilize it instinctively P earl Oil is refined and re-refined copper values that long before had for our purposes, for which the nor­ was not dangerous,” Jane objected. cable price Phone 83 bridge.” mal man naturally uses his eyes. The ■ f f * After an argument lie paid the toll been running to waste. Accidents by a special process developed by “Only to otherwise happy mar­ FOR SALE. smell, in particular, helps us in cre­ riages,” I responded. and went back again, only this time sometimes happen! the Standard Oil Company. ating a sense of locality, and enables be had the goat sitting in the cart and “Oh!" said Jane. '.FOR SALE- -Winter apples. Phone us, in a region in which we are at War on Insects. be was drawing it himself. Out came 52-lnto* “If a man gets to first base." I re­ 10F13. home, to find the way as easily and sumed, “the succeeding hatters try to the toil-keeper. “Here, you know The Indications arc that a great bat­ G et it in bulk from dealers every­ lfisiR SALE—Dry laurel wood, plenty surely ¡is if we could see the world advance him by hitting the hall. If you've got to pay five cents.” tle is to be waged soon between man­ A senile Judge decided that my sub­ appeal is now being used as a per­ try and some worms are responsible smallei place. Will trade, Want for damage to corn amounting to three Also will trade ranch near ( tn- little experience the blind man can [ sequent remarks constituted mental fectly good interdenominational un times that sum. The annual cotton ’set' with bis nose’ whether one wears { small acreage unim- eroelty.—J. M. K.. in Life. von ville for derstanding.—The Christian Advocate. good. Staples Realty wool, silk or velvet.” loss is $85,000,000 and the damage to proved. live stock is considerable. The pecu­ Agency. liar feature of this is that although j Points of the Moon. BUY LIKE R E N T-G ood man has for years been studying the I house on paved street. Staples, The “points" or ends of the crescent i insects with the thought of preventing 1 moon always point away from the sun. »Aalty Agency ----- their ravages, their inroads are con­ Pocket Knives, $2.50 values.................... x v ■ When the moon is new the setting I stantly increasing. sun, or sun recently set. Is on th© Pocket Knives, $2.25 values................... I west of it, which sends the points to The Clever Saleswoman. Pocket Knives, $2.00 values.................... the east. As the sun sinks farther A CARLOAD OF FENCING A Cleveland woman went shopping below the horizon the points of the , Pocket Knives, $1.50 values................... ) JUST IN------ in Paris—they all do—and finally crescent moon point more in an up- ! Scissors, $2.00 values—Sale Price....................... 91.19 reached a saleswoman who had a work­ — t h a t a b ig c a n a t a lo w c o s t m a n y tim e s r e s u lts in ward direction; for the convex part I can save you $1.90 on a ing knowledge of English and an en­ Scissors, $1.50 values—Sale P ric e................................ 93 of the crescent must always be ¡: h a k in g s t h a t a r e u n fit fo r food. rod roll or fencing against any gaging air. toward the sun. When the moon Is » catalog house jiriq« «. Now is the Scissors, $1.25 values—Sale P rice................................ 83 The customer had a serious question time to buy. Fencing oi everv waning the sun is on the east of It. — t h a t la c k o f p r o p e r le a v e n in g s tr e n g th m e a n s fa ilu re Scissors, $1.00 values—Sale P ric e.................................49 to ask. Harrows. which, of course, sends the points I description. Plows pnfi Machines toward the west. The moon Is always a n d d is a p p o in tm e n t o n b ak e-d ay . “Ain I to wear my skirts longer than While They Last—Get Busy! New and used Sewing I have been wearing them?” a sphere; the crescent is merely that e White always on hand. Tk« — t h a t o n e c e n t’s w o r th o f in fe rio r B a k in g P o w d e r m a n y The saleswoman spread out her fat part of Its illuminated side which Sewing Machine is king vf all hands. tim e s m i n s o n e d o lla r’s w o rth o f o th e r in g re d ie n ts. we are in a position to see. “It largely depends, niadante.” S7-39 North Main St. Phone 203 PEIL’S CORNER “Depends upon what?” — th a t m illio n s d e p e n d on Mean Man. I The saleswoman smiled. Mrs. X. Parker came bursting In to “The length of madame’s skirts see her new neighbor, and found Mr. 1 largely depends upon madame's means Jones reelining in an armchair. of locomotion.” “Well. Mr. Jones, and what’s Mrs. Which the Cleveland woman consid­ Jones doing?” ered a very neat way of putting It. Mr. Jones sucked his pipe with evl- j dent enjoyment. A Little Louder, Doc. “Ah, poor soul, she’s dying!” > A doctor in the Ilume-Mansur build­ The Economy Mrs. Parker was horrified. ing was treating one of his patients, "What? You brute! Why don’t I We have not gone out of busi­ who is slightly deaf. He thought he ness! This Agency was estab­ you do something?” » n o t b e c a u se o f q u a n ti­ would be a little sociable and re­ Just at that moment Mrs. Jones lished in 18S3 and has been built marked : ty but on account of quali­ walked in. “Don’t those bells of Christ church up with the idea of protecting the ty—not because of price Mrs. Parker spluttered: sound beautiful today?” people of Ashland and vicinity but by reason of results. “But—but yoq said she was dying!” j The patient replied: “I don’t get In the ease of fire, no one can positively is: / with SOUND INSURANCE. We “Yes," said Jones quietly. “So she " That is why the sale of you.” do not deal in CHEAP INSI R- Is—to see you mind your own busi­ what lie would do. Everyone, however, can Calumet is 2X times The physician repeated and the pa­ ANCE: if we considered it safe ness.” tient answered a little louder with as much as that of make certain that their valuable papers, their lor the assured, we would have more emphasis: any o th er baking had it to soil at this office years deeds, notes, policies, jewelry, stocks, bonds ami “You’ll have to speak a little louder. powder. ago. The agent of cheap insur­ Doc, 1 can’t hear you for those church the like are always protected by renting a box Buy it—try it—never fail bells.”—Indianapolis News. ance gets all his stuff is worth. Reliable Effective to use it. in our Safe Dejmsit Vault. No one can afford to lose even Children Bought Baby Hippopotamus. A poand can o f Calumet once on fire insurance. A baby hippopotamus, four years old contains full 16 ounces. ASHLAND REALTY CO and weighing a ton, was recently Some baking powders transported from the Philadelphia come in 12 ounce instead zoological gardens to Boston in a spe­ Opposite City Hall o f 16 ounce cans. Be Established 1883 cially built motortruck. The animal sure you g et a potzitd was purchased with $5,000 In pennies Real Estate and Real In su ra n t Business Cliauees when you want it. Ashland, Oregon contributed by the school children of ASHLAND, OREGON Bunion. Insurance Real E state Phone 211 41 E Main St. TO E WQRLD& GB&ATEST BAKING POWDER A want ad will sell IL Instant Heat^whereveryou want its E very Housewife Cutlery Sale Should Know These Facts A b o u t B a k in g P o w d e r SIMPSON’S HARDWARE Good insurance Billings Agency CALUMET BAKING POWDER Throwing the Clock Out the Window and Carrying Down the Feather Bed The Citizens Bank oi Ashland