ASHLAND DAILY fl» W O S PAGB TWO Ashland Î ______ Tidings OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY PAPER TELEPH O N E 39 C. K. LOGAN, Editor Mayor Says Belleview Musi Have Irrigation of HER SMOKE SPECS Established 1876 Every Evening Except Sunday THE ASULAND PRINTING CO. Published 1 &WSËRT. M oses Entered at the Ashland, Oregon ¡ Postoffice aa Second-class M aif Mat §> Noise scares up th e gam e; ter. -, quiet bags it. ” Subscription Price Delivered in Cltyj !~ □ninth ....................................$ 65 i * O n e ____ 9 5 !, — , P r a is e - is w wasted Three m o u t h s ............................... 1.95 asted on people 3lx months .................................... 3.75 3> who are.&lways-io$>kiag for it. One year ...................................... 7 .5 0 !^ ---------- Mail and Itu ra i R outes „.'<$> To have bad luck, alw ays One month ....................................5 .ba ' , . Three months . . ........................... 1.95 fo,low the advice of everybody Six m o n th s........................... . . . . 3.50 ; > b u t yourself. 6.5« <» One year .................................... ADVERTISING RATES If you have a sore finger, it ♦ tin gle insertion^, f a t h h S h 18 . . . .80c seenis im possible to eat w ithout -*] ^1 HARDING TO AID CUBA BRIDE-ELECT HONORED BY Walter Rittridge and Miss Minni« PARTY ZdOXDAY AFTERNOON Beaver. Mrs. J. R. M cCracken and Mrs. EASTERN OREGON WANTS BIG FISH HATCHERY Jam es Lennox w ere hostesses on Monday for a d elightful aftern o o n 1 ---------- Aunt Mandy Had Secret , p arty a t the hom e of Mrs. M cCracken LA GRANDE,’ Or.. Nov. 22.—-T h e Happy Marriage. The d istric t of Belleview needs jin Valleyview, com plim entary to Miss sta te and fish com m ission headed by w ater the m ost of any place in Jack- Violet H erbert, whose m arriag e to A. E. B urghduff, a tte n d ed the au- son county. They have been try in g R. N. Chaney, of Valleyview, will be nual clam banquet given by the Homely Philosophy, Perhaps, but • to get w ater for a num ber of years, W ing, F in and F leetfoot club of La an event of this m onth. There Would Seem to Be Much ! and now they can get it from the The M cCracken home was festive G rande for the purpoA) of hearing Common Sense in It. ! H y att P ra irie dam if the people sign : and inviting w ith bloom ing potted the club's arg u m en ts in favor of in­ After four years’ absence from ! up for it. T h eir land is the finest plants. To th e su rp rise of the honor stallin g a n o th e r fish hatchery in home I missed, on my return, the fa­ kind of soil to irrig a te. This land guest, her friends cam e ladened w ith eastern Oregon presum ably in W al­ m iliar face of Aunt Mandy Martin, w ith w ater will produce three xfthes gaily colored bundles, which w ere lowa county, and to en larg e the pres­ one of the old family servants. On as m uch as it now produces. heaped on a table before her, and ent hatchery situ a te d a t Union. Gov­ inquiry I found th a t she had been an Many people w ant to locate in the j which she was bidden to open. The ernor-elect Pierce spoke concerning almost helpless cripple for two years. not u n til gifts contained w ere both b eautiful his cam paign. - So I went to see her a t once, writes Belleview d istric t, but i will j and useful. T him bles w ere gotten Mary Yerger Raymond in the Portland they get w ater. W ith irrig a tio n , it will be h ard to tell w here A shland Oregonian. ¡o u t and everyone fell to hem m ing Aunt Mandy’s wrinkled face ex­ leaves off and Belleview begins. This S ta b le linen which Miss H erbert had pressed delight and wonder when 1 w hole country will be cut up into b ro u g h t for th e aftern o o n work. came in and, after she had inspected sm all tra c ts of a lfalfa, fru it, garden A fter a reading on “ Spoiling Your me critically for a while, she s a id : and chicken ranches and will be one W. G. P. Harding, form er governor j H elpm ate” by a friend who said she “It shorely am ’»prisin’ to see you of the finest hom e sections in Ore- ^f the federal reserve board. Is about i felt com pelled to give advice to the lookin’ so proud, Miss Mildred. You l,hu to assist in the installa­ bride-elect, slips of paper were must be all took up with thet man of gon, as soon as they can get irrig a -jte ; ‘ion of a banking system sim ilar to the y o u rn ; I specs you sets a big store by tion. passed, and each one p resent w rote a i United States federal reserve. O ur cham ber of com m erce has him.” , - ; b it of advice which was tucked be- l I smiled. “Yes, Aunt M andy; I’m prom ised to do all they can and I tw een the covers of a booklet and . I very happy.” »appi SCARED BY UNUSUAl SOUND urge all of o u r people to lend a word given to Miss H erb ert. She noin nodded her head sagely. “Thet’s of encouragem ent w herever they can Delicious hom e m ade cake and cof­ mighty nice, Miss Mildred, for there’s and m ake th is week “ irrig a tio n Music (?) of Motor Horn D.ove Lions fee was served by the hostesses. Cl them tliet is and them tlret ain’t. Some From Oxen Which Had Seemed w eek” in dead earnest. The guests p resent w ere: Mes- folks, when they marries, puts on to Them Easy Prey. Many of th e people of Belleview smoke’ glasses and some folks puts on ( dam es A. H. D avenhill » H. R. W est- clar. Them thet s happy wears feel we ought to tak e m ore in te rest Tile toot of a single motor horn has I i * erb ■ u rg , J. D. Lowe, G rantham , Jo h n ( smoke’ glasses.” in th e ir irrig a tio n , as it m eans so been found sufficient, In Africa t0 * A rnold, D. H. Jackson, Jo h n F a rm e r, She puffed a few minutes on her m uch to them and will also be a quiet stampeded oxen and cause a trio G. W. Nichols, W illiam G lenn, Ves­ corncob pipe, blew the smoke up the g re a t benefit to A shland. Belleview of flesh-hunting Lons to slink away tal, Sam C hilders, H. R. R eachert, chimney, and resumed meditatively. into the bushes. is alw ays ready to help in ou r cele­ “Now, $ben I m arries Jim , I puts on I,. Two native drivers were recently i H. W eagant, H enry C arter, John clar glasses. Seems most like that b ra tio n s— C h autauqua, cham ber 6f conducting a wagon drawn by sixteen ! Dill, B aughm an, W alter H erndon, ’ nigger never could do nutliin’ to please com m erce, and in any way they can oxen to the railroad camp, in the wilds ! H arry H anson, L. H. G allatin, Mrs. me. I could see right through him. assist A shland. They don’t ask for near Nakuru, the site of the new Uasin I was stapdin’ in my own light, honey; m oney; all they w ant is o u r m oral Gisliu railroad, when the oxen were don’t fergjt thet. su pport, which I hope we will be attacked by three lions. The drivers “When Jim he’d say, ‘Mandy, I’m w illing to give. Over a t G ranada, ( ded t0 neal'by trees. The oxen be­ goin’ to town on a little ’sprise biz- Calif., land th a t would not sell at came panic-stricken and dashed down ness.’ Then me, stidd of figgerin’ the rough road, dragging along the aroun’ ’bout ray burfday bein’ so near, $30 per acre, is body of one ox, killed by the lions, ’stead of believin’ him, I knowed all tion and is selling a t $200 to $250 with the swaying wagon behind them. the ’sprise I’d git wou|d be Jim per acre, Belleview will do fully as The lions followed their prey. crawlin’ in drunk, with all the biz-, •( w ell if given w ater. This was the mud procession that ness and burfday money gone til! next ’ greeted a lene motorist a t a curve of C. B. LAMKIN. tjme. i *he road. He had no rifle, and it was j almost an unconscious movement that “I’d been a heap better off if I’d i took his hand to the horn button. At believed in his good intentions and CHIEF ASKS HOME RULE ! the first sound the lions seemed non- let him come along, and den forgive i niussed. The motorist then blew loud him ebry time. But I’d stan ’ right up and long. As the uncanny and sus­ WE HAVE ’EM straight an’ say: ‘No, you don’t ’sprise tained shriek rose above the clamor of me none, Jim M artin,’ and when I the frightened anim als the lions slunk leveled a flatiron at his haid, he wilt­ ■away among tlie rocks, beaded for the ed, Miss Mildred, and stayed at home. shelter of the bush, and tlie oxen But, la, how tliet nigger did despise All Wool Suits — many swung clear of the dust-covered auto­ me. with two pair of pants mobile and came to a stop at tlie side “Now, your ma was one o’ the of the road. tru stin ’ kind, and now and den when Wonderful Blue Serges Marse John come home fum Norfolk sayin’ as how he was most daid, and Guaranteed All Wool Curious Fact as to Vision. he had to take a dram fer his heart, Suits It is reported that experiments have Miss Millie’d most go w ild; she’d pes­ been made to show that objects seen ter ’round him like a hen with jus one by indirect vision ordinarily appear chicken. She couldn’t see nuthinl larger in tlie right half of the field of ’count of havin’ them smoke’ glasses vision than in the left. With a smaller on. But me, Miss Mildred, he didn't number of persons this is reversed. fool me none. I could see right tint From these facts lias been deduced a smoke I” ' “ O O L Buy* W U E H A ” K possible origin of right and left hand­ Ih * N “Now, chile, you’d better be glad edness. Right-handedness, or its re­ you are lak yo m a ; th er’s some things verse, develops at about the age of better not seen in matrimony, and you seven months. It lias been suggested is mighty lucky ef yo’ glasses aui th at they may be due to tlie phenome­ smoke’ !” non of vision just described. By a Dutchess Knickerbockers reflex effect the infant reaches after Find Zest in Seed Gam&le. tlie objects best seen with tlie arm Chief Deskaheli of the Cayuga Na­ 10c a button—50c a rip Baseball fans arc not the only fans in this town. The suburbs are full of tions, or Six Nations Indians, who nearest to them. dahlia fans, and when they get togeth­ heads his people in their demands for Strategic Finance. er tlie talk is of bulbs, quill, cactus, home rule upon their reservations in “1 know a man who would be willing peony flowers big spiders and spider Ontario, Canada. The Cayugas seek rect webs, swapping aphis, thrip, borers, ognition of their position as allies of. to contribute liberally to your cam­ Wc have a most complete line of eveiything for the variegated, nitrate of soda, midsum­ Great B ritain and not as British sul»t paign fund.” • mer fertilization, hybrids, decorative jects. The controversy with the Civ I “Take him around to the opposition boys in Shirts, Underwear, Shoes, Ties, Blouse pompon, collaretta and other term s nadlan government has been going on and let them convert him,” said Sena­ Stockings, Caps, Etc. for some time, and the Indians are now tor Sorguiiiii. “If we can roll up that only the dahlia fan understands. offered a board of arbitration to look enough contributions for ’em maybe The true fan delights to raise seeds and plunt them. No blooms are pro­ into their grievances and decide what they’ll get enough money to start a SEE OUR LINE FIRST scandal and defeat themselves.” duced the first year, but bulbs are action shall h® tuken. grown and these will produce blos­ soms the next year. These flowers may or may not be like the flowers from where the seeds came. The chances are a hundred to one that they will be different, and this taking m p a n y chances is one of the enjoyments the dahlia bug has. It is a mild form of gambling.—New York Sun. -AN- YEARLY CONTRACTS •> gettin g sa lt on it. • • Display Advertising -» ---------- <8> O ne-tim e a w^ k ........................ 2 7 % c -When a r a t gnaw s a hole, lie li 2 d c Two tim es a ....................... 20 <• w astes no tim e m aking it big- <•> Every other <8» ger th an necessary to get Local Readers <$> Each line, each tim e ..................... 10c <$> th ro u g h . To .run every other «Jay for one <$> -------------- mouth, each line, each tim e. . .c <$> If you put in too m uch tim e To run- every issue for one month expecting th in g s to happen, you ok more, each line, each tim e. . Classified Column • w on’t see w h a t’s going on rig h t <8> One cen t.th e word each time. <$> now. <«> To run every issue for one month <$> or more, %c the word each time. HEZ HECK SAYS: < ?> Legal Rate <$> “ A sucker is a fellow First tim e, per 8-pc)nt lin e ..........10c Each subsequent tim e, per 8- whose ignorance continues polnt line .................................... • 5c <$> to grow on him w ithout Card of t h a n k s .............................$1.00 any interruption,.” Obituaries, the line ..................... 2Vfec, Fraternal Orders and Societies Advertising for fraternal orders or societies charging a regular initi- ; yards w ith w iggletails and m osqui­ atlon fee and dues, no discount. Re liglous and benevolent orders will be i toes— the g rea test ty’phoid germ c a r­ aharged the regular rate for all ad rie rs know n to m edical science? Do rertlslng when an admission or other i jo n th in k the city board of health charge is made will sta n d for this? It is not necessary for the city of What Constitutes Advertising In order to allay a m isunderstand­ A shland to m ake this c o n tract ini ing among some as to what consti o rd er to help Belleview, because! tutes news and what advertising, we print this very simple rule, which Eelleview w ithdrew from the T alent la used by newspapers to differenti­ irrig a tio n d istric t w ith th e under- ate between them: "ALL future s au d in g th a t she could come in la te r events, where an adm ission chaijgefjt- the Belleview people voted to do la made or a collection is taken IS so. ADVERTISING.” This applies to Do you th in k th e re is any decent organizations and societies of every kind as well as to individuals. reason why the present city council All rep o rts of suqli activities a fter should e n te r into th is c o n tra ct ju st they have occurred is news. All coming social or organization â t the end of its ad m in istra tio n w ith­ m eetings of societies where no out a c q u ain tin g th e people w ith all money contribution is solicited, in iti­ the facts? atlon charged, or collecton taken IS All th is ta lk ab o u t having to do it NEWS. a t once is bunk. L isten — you will ♦ haVe an °PPo rtu ilit>- ten y ears from PEOPLE’S FORUM * now to buy w a te r from th e T alent ♦ irrig a tio n d istric t which you cannot use, but will have to throw in to Ash- ? t To E d ito r of A shland T idings: laa(l creek for the irrig a tio n com pany As a m em ber of the adv ertisin g to tak e out again th ro u g h th eir Bear ’ com m ittee for irrig a tio n week, I feel creek canal and sell to o th e r p arties it my duty to say a few w ords on t h e ! — as th a t would be good business for subject. | tb e irrig a tio n com pany. AU such In th e first place, I favor any teas- deals will continue to be open to the ible plan by which A shland can help unsuspecting public. JOHN H. DILL. Belleview get w ater. But I a m ! a g ain st th e c o n tra ct which the p r e s - : ---------------------------- e n t city council is ab o u t to m ake COURT NEWS O F IN TER EST w ith th e T alent irrig a tio n d istrict C ircuit C ourt for buying w ater to irrig a te 4 0 0 1 T alent irrig a tio n d istric t vs. E. B. acres of land in th e city of A shland, B arron et al. Am ended com plaint, w ithout any way of p u ttin g it to use T alent irrig atio n d istric t vs. Aus- except th ro u g h a system of open tie B. Brown. Am ended com plaint, ditch es; since to use it in any o th er! e . E. Phipps vs. L. Davis et al. | way th a n open ditches m eans to dup- P roof of publication. D efault. De­ licate o u r present w ater d istrib u tin g cree. Cost bill. system , which is o u t of th e question. T alent irrig a tio n d istric t vs. Hom- T his w ater is n ot fit fo r dom estic er W. B arron et al. F o r rig h t of purposes and could not go into o u r way. dom estic w a te r pipes, and none of it T alent irrig a tio n d istric t vs. Horn- can be m ade availab le for the west er W. B arron et ux. F o r rig h t of side of A shland creek, as th ere way. would be no way of tak in g care of L. A. M urphy vs. H arry F. W het- th e overflow . stone. O rder. Now th a t m ay seem fine for the T. P. Colem an vs. M erta Coleman, e ast side but let us see how it would F indings and conclusions. Decree, work from th e open ditch stan d - H arvey Bishop vs. Eva Bishop, point; you certain ly will not be al- F indings and conclusions. Decree. Scotland Yard Musaim. lowed to irrig a te your ranches from M erle Robinson vs. H. C. Royce. The museum of Scotland yard has both system s; it would not be fair C hattel lien. been reopened, but not to the public; to th e balance of the town for th e P ro b a te C ourt only police officers and others profes­ city to go to an expense of from $60,- E sta te of Jacob K ubli. P etitio n . ¡ sionally interested may view the grue­ 000 to $75,000 ju s t to help out one O rder. some relics. Plaster casts of m urder-! p art of the tow n, g ra n tin g th a t the g . A. G risw old, G. M. R oberts, M. ers’ heads line the encircling shelves,1 open ditch system would be satisfac- R. Collins in co rp o rate as “ Rogue and the souvenirs of sensational m u r-' ders include poisons, arsenical paper tory to you. But will it be satisfac- River L um ber com pany.” used in the Maybrick affair, locks of tory to you? T hat is th e m ain ques­ Real E sta te T ra n sfe rs tion. Are you going to be w illing to Jackson county to W. F. Sm ith, q. hair from the head of Doctor Crlppen's give up your s p r in k le r s ' and tak e c. d. to lot in H elm an stre e t, Ash­ wife, and the pestle with which a wom­ an was killed in a railway carriage. chances on gettin g w ater on your land— $25. Revolvers and knives abound, a n d : crops from th e open ditches? The A gatha A. B randenburg to Carl D. there is a "put and take” top with! w ater may s trik e your place in such Bowman, w. d. to lot on N orth Oak-! which the spinner did all the taking j and none of the putting.—Scientific 1 a m an n er th a t you cannot get it on dale avenue, M edford— $1050. one-half of your land from th ese, Nellie Dickey to Thom as W. Ilu d - American. dltches, because you have no p res-¡so n , w. d. to lot in W oolen addition! Small Targets. su re and it m ust go only by gravity, to A shland— $10. “I had a nightm are last night,” re­ Besides on the av e ra g e sm all ranch. F. J. P ip g ras et ux to C. B. A r-| marked the golf expert. it will be five tim es as h ard to irri nold et ux, w. d. to lot 6, block 17. “W hat was it,” asked the rank am a­ gate your ranch from th ese open M edford— $100. teur. ditches as it is to irrig a te u n d e r ou r ---------------------------- “I thought I was out on the links, but every time I teed up a ball and present system . And how m any of ¡LGUSIANA DELEGATION you grow ers a re going to be w illing I PROTESTS NEGRO OFFICIAL started to drive, it suddenly expanded and became as big as a balloon.” to wait your tu rn for w a te r u n d e r j _______ “Umph sighed the rank amateur. th is open ditch system ? If you are WASHINGTON, Nov. 22.__Presi- “That wouldn’t be a nightm are to me. lucky, your tu rn m ay come once ev­ dent H ard in g today received a for-: If golf halls wer« the size of balloons! ery two weeks, or m aybe once every m al dem and from G overnor Jo h n M .| 1 might have better luck in bitting| month, or it might-ije¿longer. Dur- P a rk e r and m em bers of th e Louisi-i them.”—Birmingham Age-Heruld. lug all th is tim e your neighbor jp st a n a delegation in congress to rem ove Probably the Host. across the creek is-.gettnig his w ater j f rom o ff.Ce W alter L. Cohen, a ne- ’ In th e d ryest seasofty- twice a w eekig^o appointed as surveyor of c u s -1 “As we emerged from the burning hotel in our night clothes one fat gen­ o r oftener. . ton^ to f at New O rleans. Cohen was tleman in pajam as had a green shade W hile th ere a re dozens of reasons givdjp a recess ap p ointm ent to sue- i over his eyes.” why It is ridiculous to even th in k of ceed a dem ocratic incum bent, “Strange.” m aking such a co n tract, th e re is ju st “Not so strange. You’ll often en­ one o th e r phase of it th a t I will m en­ B etter be safe that; sorry. See counter that combination at private tion— is it n o t a little su rp risin g to B earer R ealty Co. about your in su r poker parties when the weather is you to h e a r th is old bunch th a t was ince. P hone 6 8 .. 2 87ti warm.”:—Birmingham Age-Herald. how ling w ater pollution a few days ago, seeking now to fill your back Orres cleans clothes. ?hone 64. It pays to read the classified page. e * U ' e t l n t , November 22, 1922 -è igarettc They are GOOD! School Shoes a iìm u m o ms $6.50 to $21.00 $2.50 to $3.50 lO R P H E U M EXCEPTIONAL OPPORTUNITY TO SEE BIG TIME VAUDEVILLE ARMAND WRIGIIT and RUBY EARL in a Series of Songs, Styles and Steps ■ • —-- ---- GEORGE NELSON and MAUD DAY in a Musical Melange In S tock DANA COOPER AND COMPANY in a Playlet of Thrills and Action EDNA KNOWLES and ROGER HURST in ‘'Minnie and Chimmie” Dupl Heating Sale; 5 Rnnl/c DvUIld "The Brazilian Widow” A Farce OVERTURE WITH CARBON Comedy by the Entire Company PROLOGUE ALL SEATS RESERVED CURTAIN AT 8:30 Seat Sale Open—1 to 4 and 7 to 9 TODAY & TOMORROW FINALE Two Books .. . 25c Per Dozen $1.25 Two Dozen . $2.25 One Hundred $8.00 F or tlie Show X a ASHLAND TIDINGS T H E T H P A T c-p SEAUTlrllL A