lS B L A K D DAILY TIDING« Tuesday ( November 21, 1922 m LOCAL AND PERSONAL Attend Binhday Dinner— J. V. Wright and family, of Moun- tain avenue, were dinner guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. A rthur Webber, on Lincoln street, i inspected Plaza Market, 61 North 135 East Main. Phone 465. «¡6tf Main. 64- N#w Yorker Would Seem to Have Done Considerable Amount of Think­ ing to Conserve Energy. LEEDOM’S Tire Hospital will! "REPAIR your TIRES the RIGHT V,sh in R osebiux— WAY and give YOU a POSITIVE i Luke Bonnin and family, of east GUARANTEE of SERVICE or your of the clty, have S°ne to Roseburg MONEY REFUNDED. 60tf tor a time. They may decide to lo- ______ cate in Roseburg permanently. Visit a Eugene— i Mr. and Mrs. William Rice, of! Phone 401 for residence appolnt- Lincoln street, are visiting at pre9- ments. Dr. Geo. J. Kinz, Chiro- ent in Eugene. Mr. Rice was called praetor. 61tf to the bedside of his mother who Umbrellas covered and repaired. was seriously ill. The Rices may 60tf Fixlt Shop, 343 East Main. stay in Eugene all winter. You owe it to yourself to come in and look over our oriental and art goods before you buy. Our prices will surprise you. The Variety • Store, 89 N. Main St. d ltf V isit from Applegate— Bert Harr, of the Applegate coun­ try, was In town re LOST. supplied. Oculist and aurlst for 8. P. R. R. Offices, M. F. and 1. LOST— Will the person who picked Bldg., Medford, Ore. Thune 767 up black fur on Thursday after­ noon return to Tidings office. 66-2 DR. MATTIE It. SHAW— Residence and office, 108 Pioneer uvenue. HELP WANTED Telephone 28. Office house, 10 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5 p. nt., only. WANTED— Girl to do cooking and downstairs work. Good wages. Reference required. Write Mrs. DR. H. M. SHAW— Physician and Surgeon. Special attention Eyes, L. A. Salade Jr., Central Point. Ears, Nose, Throat. Glasses fit­ 67-6 ted. Room 6. Mills-McCall Block. Phone 79 or 28. FOR EXCHANGE "I have heard of many methods for conserving energy practiced by New Yorkers,” said the commuter who was spending the sumer In town, according to the New York Sun, ‘ but never have I Been anything to equal the man who lives on the second floor across the yard from me. “I am staying in the old Washington square section and the back yards are fair sized and are together. I was sit­ ting on tlie small porch the other afternoon about 6 o’clock when this man comes to his window with a large white cat. He fumbles about a bit and first thing we know lie is letting the creature down h.v a long rope attached to a sort of harness that fitted about the cat’s body, to the back yard. “He then tied the tape to something Inside the room and sat down to read his paper. In about half an hour the cord was jerked, which attracted the man’s attention, and he started pull­ ing the cat upward until lie had it safe on the sill, when he took off the har­ ness. “And I wish you could have seen the bored expression on his face when he caught us roaring with laughter at him. All this to save himself walk­ ing down one flight of stairs to put the cat out in the yard.” FOR TRADE^—160 acre unincum DK. G. C. PlfETTKPLACE— Dentist — successor to W. E. Buchanan. bered ranch on Pacific highway and county road, near Hilt; small | Special attention given to straight­ ening and care of children’s teeth. house and outbuildings; good stock or chicken ranch with plen-j Office hours, 9 to 12 and 1:30 to 5. Office phone 151. Residence Dr. Royal S. Copeland, heulth com­ ty of wood and tillable land. Will phone 201-J. Camps Building, missioner of New York city, receiving trade for unincumbered Ashland Ashland, Oregon. 45tf congratulations over the telephone on acreage; prefer no house, but would ensider acreage with smalt DR. J, P. CHISHOLM—Graduate ids nomination for United States sen­ house. Eleanor Greer, 199 Gran, ator by the Democratic state conven­ veterinary. Located on the Gill ite St. 231tf* tion ut Syracuse. property, west of the Normal School on Walker Ave. It Sometimes Happens. ‘SANDWICH” LONG IN DISPUTE When a man won t make love to a CHIROPRACTORS. pretty girl he is either sick, sleepy or DR. E. B. ANGELL— Chiropractic Invention of Toothsome Morsel Ha» sore. and Electro-Therapy. The combi­ Been Credited to Many, Including CATTLE FOOD BIG PROBLEM Most girls are clever prestidigita­ nation does wonders. First Nat’l the Great Napoleon. tors: they can make a man’s $20 bill • Bank Bldg. Phone 48-1 42. importance of Winter Fodder in Switz­ disappear the moment the waiter | House Calls Both Napoleon and Lord Sandwich I presents the check. erland and Norway Cannot Be have been given credit for Inventing Overestimated. CONVALESCENT HOME Some men take years to learn that the sandwich, but Voltaire, in his his- ; all you can get from a woman is just HOME — Good Mountain peoples depend for much tory of Charles the Twelfth, king of exactly what she wants to give—and 1 CONVALESCENT cheer. Good care. Good food. food on cows and goats. The problem Sweden, tells of how the king during i that you must accept that much.— Terms reasonable. 153 G rant« of getting enough winter feed for the hie campaign In Poland and Russia ; New York Suu. 306-lmo St. I ’hone 411-R. animals is a difficult one. And so this never or seldom took time to sit down - TRANSFER AND EXPRHSS. art of mowing has been developed to ?nd eat his meals, but generally stood ! extremes. In Switzerland not a spear up, spread some butter on a piece of ; Elocution Discouraged. FOR prompt and careful service, of grass escapes. Grass only three bread with his thumb and put a piece , “Can you repeat the Declaration of I auto trucks or horse drays, cali Inches high is cut thrice a year. The of meat, fish or cheese on top of the Independence?” W hittle Transfer Co. Phone 117. Norwegian peasant gathers a small butter. This happened almost one “No,” replied Senator Sorghum. “1 Office, 89 Oak street near Hotel hay harvest from the roofs of his hundred years before Napoleon. Ashland. 561f have always meant to memorize it, but And In 1762, or seven years before my constituents are pretty exacting house and barns and from the edges •f the road. Swiss peasants, called Napoleon was born, Edward Gibbon of and they seem to want me to stick to T. L. POWELL— GENERAL TRANS- FER — Good team and motor­ wlldheuer, meaning wild hay gather­ “Decline and Fall” fame, noted in his a desk and work instead of giving trucks. Good service at a reason­ ers, secure hay from ledges of rocks. journal under date of November 24: recitations.” able price. Pbbne 83. The risk Is so great that the law In “I dined at the Cocoa Tree. . . . places only allows one wlldheuer to a That respectable body affords every FOR R E S I . family. evening a sight truly English. Twenty FOR RENT— A mod rn bungalow, The traveler in Norway frequently or thirty of the first men In the king­ furnished, close in. Also tinoe sees huge bundles of hay sliding down dom supping at little tables upon a room furnished apartni». . Aduits to a valley on wires stretched from bit of cold meat or a sandwich!” preferred. 357 Vista St., Apart­ some high precipice on a fiord. This When Napoleon was two years old ment 4. Phone 122. filtf represents the harvest from isolated Foote introduced the word in a play FOR RENT— Nicely furnished five 9pots or from the field of the summer of his, “The Maid of Bath,” staged in —We have the exclusive room apartment. 1 ght and wa­ shepherd. The economy of vegetative 1771. But the origin of the word was ter furnished, inquire it. W. Con­ resources Is caused by the necessity traced by Pierre Jean Grosle.v in bis agency and have just re­ over, Tidings office, or phone 387- of finding fodder for the six or seven “Londres,” published In 1770. He re­ ceived a fresh shipment by J evenings nr Bunday. t,5tf months of stall-feeding. Because of sided In London In 1765, and refers to express. frequent rains In Swiss regions, no the word as having recently come Into FOR RENT— Two yoon rpartm ent chance Is taken in drying the hay. The use. The title to authorship rests with furnished. Adults only. 133 No. Salmagundi, in an art Pioneer ttreet. fi5tf farmer’s family keeps tossing the hay the butler or attendant, who served to hurry drying. thin slices of beef between thin slices metal b o x ................ $1.50 FOR RENT — Furnished ousekeep- of toast to John Montagu, fourth earl ing apartment, li er floor. 573 Sampler ..................... $1.50 of Sandwich (1716-1792), while the 67-3 East Main fit. The Nation's Destiny. Library Package . . . . $1.50 latter was attending a prolonged ses­ Our history, sir, has been a constant FOB 8ALE. Pussy Chocolates....... $1.50 and expanding miracie from Plymouth sion at the gaming table. Rock and Jamestown all the way— Gray Package. . . . 50c, $1.00 SWEET CIDER—Made fresh every Power of the Sun’s Rays. day. Two gallons 75c, one gallon aye, even from tne hour when, from Old Time Favorites.. $1.00 The sun’s radiant energy has been 40c, delivered. Phone 9 -F -ll. the voiceless and trackless ocean, a Super Extra Choc. 65c, $1.25 FOR SALE- -Winter apples, l ’hono new world rose to the sight of an in­ estimated as being equal to that which spired sailor. As we approach the would he required to pump from the 52-lmo* 10F13. fourth centennial of that stupendous ocean enough water to supply a Nia­ Whitman’s Chocolates have SALE OR TRADE— Late model day—when the old world will come to gara 75,000 miles wide. To equal the been the standard since 1842 FOR Buick “6” touring rar. Will trade marvel and to learn, amid our gath­ energy which the earth receives from for small truck nr cash. Call 17C ered pleasures—let us resolve to the sun would call for a row of Nia­ Mechanic or Plaza confectionery. garas encircling the earth three times crown the miracles of our past with 62-fi the spectacle of a republic compact, with every foot-pound of energy util united, indissoluble in the bonds of izeil in electric horse power. FOR SALE—Winter apples at $ 1 p e t- love—loving from the Lakes to the box. Bring your boxes. W. L. r/ia Stori Moore, Belleview. 63-6 Gulf—the wounds of war healed in every heart as on every hill—serene FOR SALE—Alfalfa hay, first and and resplendent at the summit of hu­ second crop. Phone 6-F-2. Grant man achievement and earthly glory - 6 4- Davis. blazing out the patti and making clear I n v e s tig a te our Id e a l FOR SALE— Ford roadster truck, the way up which all the nations of 1917, best engine ever, ¡11 in good the earth must come in God’s appoint­ condition, fully equipped with ed time !—Henry W. Grady. tools, extra tires, thock ; bsorbers, Cured without Knife, etc., for quick sale ONLY $195. One Overland : dster, )920, tost A Psychologist. Operation or Confinement HOT WATER HEATING SYSTEM $1135, all in i, « -I condition t n l When Miller received an autograph For Small or Large Houses fully equipped with tools, etc. copy of his friend Lewis’ latest hook | housands of repu­ Price $350. See BJAV R REAL­ Our New l i n e of Heating Stoves on the “Genetic Theory of Knowledge” i table and responsible TY CO. ' E7-3 Are Now In. he Immediately sat lilni down and ac­ Northwest people can tes­ knowledger) the gift, saying that he KEEP THE DOCTOR ..WAY By tify to my unfailing skill in eating an apple a day. Spitz. “anticipated great pleasure in its pe­ C.ano, Grimes, Golden. Arkans is curing Piles. Why suffer the rusal.” . Black, Blue Permain, Delicious pain and discomfort when “Why didn’t you read it first?” asked and Newtown. $1. $135, $1.5”, Mrs. Miller. “Then you could have my non-surgical method l $2 per box delivered. J. A. Gear, said something much nicer than that.” , will cure you to stay cured? 527 Terrace St. Phone 408-J. 6 7 -3 “Margaret,” said the husband as i I r . m . v . a ll alaab* a* to randto by W . A . S H E L L he gave Lewis’ book a conspicuous1 aaraaia* ta rafaad ra a r faa if I (a il (a place on the library table. “I have a • cora year Pilaa, aa matto» Saw aaaava BARBER feeling that this is one of the times a r fb ia a if tha cam. W rite er call to­ when my forethought would be better , day fa r my FREE beeidet. Safety blades resharpened than my hludthought.” like new. Single bit, 30c dez. Debule bit, 60c doz CND AND MORRISON PORTLAND.« Owl’s Need of Silence. MENTION THIS PAPER WHEN W R IT IN G Children’s Work A A good deal has been written, says We have not gone out of busi­ Professor Batten in Chambers Jour­ Specialty ness! This Agency was estab nal, about tlie feathers of the owl. lished in 1883 and has been built which enable him to fly with such up with the idea of protecting the muffled flight tliat be can surprise bis people of Ashland and vicinity quarry iurking In the grass. It has I often occurred to me, liowever, that with SOUND INSURANCE. We the silence of the owl’s flight may be do not deal In CHEAP INSUR­ to enable the bird itself to hear, rather ANCE; if we considered it safe than to prevent others from hearing. for the assured, we would have In his hunting, the owl is dependent had it to sell at this office vear> upon the minute sounds for guidance, ago. The agent of cheap insur­ and anyone who has ever flown will There are no lost dividends when you put your ance gets all his stuff is worth. realize that it would be impossible to hear anything at all in the dir unless surplus funds in our Certificates of Deposit; No one can afford to lose even flight were as noiseless as it is capable Interest starts the day you deposit your money. once on fire insurance. of being. t I Never Mind the Engagement. These Certificates may be obtained in large or Established 1BBJI “You let that young man kiss you, small denominations, and are protected by the and yet you’re not engaged?” Huai E state and Real Insurance entire resources of this institution. “Yes.” ASHliAND, OREGON “I should think you'd be ashamed Phone 211 41 E Main 8t. of yourself.” “Not at all. What’s tlie use of be­ coming engaged to a young man you’re To Remove Egj Stains only going to see for two weeks during Ashland, Oregon Egg stains on a silk frock cun usual­ the summer?”—Detroit Free Press. I ly tie removed by rubbing them with » i H i common table salt. Boost for the Winter Fair. Tf - - h - " ’i- i i'- i •• i •- i — W H IT M A N ’S Quality Candies M c N a ir Bros. A r c o la T Provost Bros. Many intelligent mothers overlook these few simple facts about food- E very mother interested in her children’s welfare m eets a problem in the proper feeding o f her boys and girls. Parents often do not realize the evil effects of mal-nutrition; and that care in the selection of food will avoid a large percen­ tage of children’s ills. Billings Agency H ere is a suggestion for better health: Serve Grape-Nuts as often as the folks wish it. Sold b y G rocers E veryw h ere! Made by Poitum Cereal C o ., In c., Battle Creek, Mich. Good Insurance Profits Start at Once One of the best of all foods for providing proper nourishment for growing boys and girls is Grape-Nuts—made o f whole wheat flour and malted barley, and scientifically baked for twenty hours. This long baking brings out a delicious flavor, makes the food easy to digest—without fermentation- Grape-Nuts with milk or cream is a complete food. “There’s a Reason” DR. CHAS. J. DEAN a c o»»JL~~ *■» The Citizens Bank ot Ashland