Wcdtu'sxlay, November 8, 1922 Send Us News if som e a th le te 's tu rn e d prize fighter, I f som e big hoy’s gettin g lig h ter, L et us know, you bloom in’ blighter, ’Cause it's NEW S; COLLEGE BOY BEAL SALESMAN Bright idea T hat Enabled Him to Dispose cf the Last Egg Cups in Stock. ASHLAND DARLI JUMBO» PAG® THREH Admiral Sims Now on Retired List B U S IN E S S A N D P R O F E S S I O N A L One cent the word each Um», HELP WANTED Two college boys were peddling odds and ends of china In an unfrequented farm ing district. They stopped their W ith a pen or pencil w rite it, ancient chugging truck before a typ­ In a i lin u te you’ll in d ite it, ically unpretentious establishm ent. A Put on it a stam p and sm ite it— round, solemn woman with her arm s 1 END US NEW’S! rolled up in her gingham apron ap­ (Old O regon) proached the automobile, only mildly ---------------------------- interested. The lad with the keen Explosion K illed Two— blue eyes and the quirking mouth Two m en, C. W. D rake, 55, and asked in a brusque tone, “Is there any- W illiam M cTeague, 45, a re dead a s | thi“ « V«« would like in coffee cups, th e result of the p rem a tu re explo-! S° ^ , ^ " l s ot milk pitchers t A ion a t th e Von d er H ellen road rpr( ? 7 ™ " 'lis,n- x terestedly, then brightened slightly as cam p near P rospect M onday. E. R. she added, “but I’d kinda like to look M ann, of G ran ts P ass, th e th ird m an at some egg cups.” near the blast, was badly bruised “Yes, madam,” said the boy as he and cut, though he is not in a ser- deftly slid the cover off a box contain-J ions condition. The men had so ught in« flve bu* dainty receptacles, ; refu g e from tailin g frag m en ts under “You’r f ll*cky, «et these> to° ’ lhere j PH YSICIANS. W ANTED— F loor m anager and gen­ OR. ERNEST A. WOODS— Practice eral m anager for ro ller skating! lim ited to eye, ear, nose and rink. A ddress Box K, care of throat. Office hours, 10 to 12 and Tidings. 57-2 I to 6. Swedanburg Bldg., Ash­ land, Ore 73-tf FOB RENT. OR» i» t , KMMtNS— Phyilc'an and FOR RENT— F u rn ish e d house. 47 Surgeon. Practice limited to Union. Call m ornings. 56-3 eye, ear. nose and throat Glass«- supplied. Oculist and aurlst for FOR RENT— T hree room furnished 8, P. R. R. Offices. M F. and R a p a rtm e n t w ith bath. Phone 2«3-t Bldg., Medford, ore. Phone ¿67 R o r call a t 369 H argadine. 57-2 ; OR, MATTER It. SHAW— Residence , FWR EXCHANGE and office, 108 Pioneer avenue. Telephone 28. Office house, 10 FOB tra d W - igo acre uqineuin-; to 12 a. in.; 2 to 5 p. pi., only. hbrad ranch on Pacific highway a®l « aW, efltonty read, near H ilt; small ; DR. H. M. SHAW— Physician _______ a _ nd house a%d outbuildings; good Surgeon. Special a tte n tio n Ev, Eyes, atbek or chicken ranch with plen- E ars, Nose, T hroat. Glasses f it­ ty ot wood and tillable land. Will ted. Room 6. Mills-McCall Block. P hone 79 or 28. le for onlncuthbered Ashland ige; prater no house, but would ensider acreage with smal D li. G. C. PHETTKPLAt'E— Dentist — successor to W. E. Buchanan. ttnuse. B leasor Gréer, 199 Gran, B A R B E R Special a tte n tio n given to stra ig h t, tie 8 t 231tf* ening and care of ch ild ren 's teeth. Safety blades ¿«sharpened TO TRADE— Coat ttove for wood i r Office ho u rs, 9 to 12 and 1:30 to like new. Single bit, 16« cash. Mrs. Hatch, 217 Granite 5. Office phone 151. R esidence dez. Dobule bit, 66e dot phone 201-J. Camps Building. St- SStf A shland, Oregon. 45tf d d ld r c n ’s Work A Chinese Multiply Rapidly. Six million children are born every DR. J. P. CHISHOLM--— G raduate Specialty v eteriu aiy . Located on the Gill year in China. property, w est of the Norm al School on W alker Ave. W. A. SHELL! a ledge, about 200 feet aw ay from I The woman ghook her hegd dub,. w here the blast had been set. In- ous)v. “Can’t use ’em. Five aren’t stead of the pow der blowing th e rock enough. There's eight in our family.” upw ard, as is generally the case, th e And she started back to the house, force was exerted in a sidew ay e x -’ “W ait a m inute,” called the boy Itear Admiral William S&tvden Sims reached the age of sixty-four years plosion, h u rlin g th e rock tow ards frantically as he'saw the possibility of on Oct. 15, and therefore was autom atically placed on the retired list of t1ie! the men. Two or th re e o th ers w erej « ^«appearing without a struggle. | , , , . , . . t - i , i ” ei'haps all of your family don t eat navy. lie Is here shown bidding goodby to CttpL Frank T. Evans, son of slightly bruised by frag m en ts. F ,,n ' e g g s” “Fighting Bob” Evans, at the Newport training station. e ral services for the two men will The woman reflected a m inute and he held T h ursday, a t M edford. then came hack. The m erest sugges- X ---------- tlon of eagerness was registered on If you w ant the best th e re is in her placid countenance. “T h at’s right,” CHIROPRACTORS bacon, boiled ham s, chipped beef. I she said. "Five is all I do need. I'll i , DR. E. B. ANGELL— C hiropractic lard and sh o rten in g , get it a t Det- take ’em.”—Chicago Journal, PROPO SED BUDGET FO R TH E CITY’ OF ASHLAND FO R TH E FIRE DEPARTMENT ajid E lectro-T herapy. The com bi­ rick's. W e sell for less. 4 8tf YEAR 1923. nation does w onders. F irst N at'l E stim ated Expenditures, 1923 Bank Bldg. Phone 48-1 42. BARON BELIEVED HIS YARNS The follow ing is a budget of the estim ated ex p en d itu res o f-th e City ¡S alary, fire chief 1,320.00 House Calls OPERATIONS! Before yon sub-1 of A shland, Oregon, to g eth e r w ith the estim ated , receipts from all sources, Salary, drivers 2,520.00 niit to an o p eration, see me. I h a v e ( Munchausen Said to Have Deceived and the levy of taxes req u ired to raise the necessary revenue. : V olunteer firem en CONVALESCENT ROME 150.00 ..........f” ’ Even Himself by His Taies of helped o th ers to escape. Dr. Angell, GENERAL DEPARTM ENT A ccident insurance 145.00 «O P A L E S C E N T HOME — Good Wild Adventures. C h iro p ra c to r and E lectro-T herapist,! E stim a te d E xpenditure*, 1923 T ires for truck ........................................... 90.00 alaar. Good cars. Good food. F irs t N atl. Bank Bldg. 52tf Telephone .................................................... Baron Munchausen was the imagi­ Salary, m ayor and council ..................... ................^f.50,00 , Term s reasonable. 153 G ranite 65.00 . 600.00 Supplies ......................................................... St. Phene 411-R. 306-lm o nary author and hero of a series of Salary, city a tto rn ey ........................................................ 89.65 ■g i . . x i ', — .. ________ — ;■ — - .............. - - 300,00 W a r L ead er Speaks T h u rsd ay — wonderful tales entitled “The Adven- Salary, city tre a s u re r .................................................... . E stim ated deficit end of fiscal year- 500.00 TRANSFER AND EXPRESS. Colonel Dan M organ Sm ith, com- tures of Karon Munchausen.” They S alary, city ju d g e ...................................................360.00 4,8 7 9.6 5 j — - « r ---------------— —— -------- — K tnander of th e “ B attalion of D eath,” i were first published in England in 1785 P o rtio n of re c o rd e r’s sa la ry ..................... . ............... FOR prompt and careful service, 750.00 E stim ated incom e, 1923— none. s^to trucks or horse dray9, call 358th in fa n try , 90th division, will by Rudolph Erich Raspe, an expatri- J a n ito r w ork .................................................... 150.00 WhittHf Transfer Co. Phone 117. sneak a t the P re sb y te ria n church ated German, and were followed by Services of c a re ta k e r of dum p grounds ..................... 120.00 STREET DEPARTMENT Office, 89 Oak street near Hotel ■ .i xv_,.,.1 translations and im itations In German u n d e r the auspices of he W orld and other ,anguages Telephone and supplies fo r dum p ground ................ 45.00 A shland. 56tf Estim ated Expenditure«, 1028 L eague A gainst A lcoholism . Be-, The name yf f<> E n g in eerin g ............................................................................ 100.00 M aterial and labor on stre e ts ........................................$ 3,923.58 P. L. POWEIJ^— GENERAL TRANS- ru le s serving in the A. E. F ., he also ,jel.jve(j fron, Jerom e Charles Fred-' Surety bonds ....................................................................... .................................................................. 77.50 Salary, s tre e t com m issioner ............................................. 1,200.00 F § R — Good team and motor­ w as in the service d u rin g th e Span- erick von Munchausen, a German ofti- S tre e t lig h tin g ................................................................ . . 5,000.00 ,000.00 ; T elephone, s tre e t com m issioner .............. trucks. Good service at a reason 27.09 Ish-A m oricau war. Packed h o u s e s , cer in the service of Russia, who be­ Ind ig en ts .................................................................. .............. able price. Phone 83. E n g in eerin g ............................ 1OO4O.Û 150.00 h av e greeted him w henever he a p - 1 came notorious for his ridiculous tales P rin tin g .......................... ;...................................................... 100.00 B lacksm ith work ................... 100.00 WAN i e ; d . peered. He was form erly a w e ll-' of adventure. It is said that by dint . A ccident insu ran ce .............................................................. 75.00 Upkeep of tra c to r ................... , 150.00 know n a tto rn ey in G eorgia. T his of repetition he came , finally , , , to believe j Telephone, rec o rd e r’s ofifee ........................................... WANTED— Wood sawing; 50.00 Phono Feed for team .......................... 190.00 .......................... .. • • • • ... . „„„„I,, _f : Inipllcity in the tru th of his most ex­ 269-R. .56-6* even,ng he will talk to the people o gtorieg Supplies for rec o rd e r's office ........................................ 100.Í10 1 A ccident in su ran ce .............. 140.00 75.00 M edford, and 1- lid a j lie is si i> • u • < , authorship of these tales is In In su ran ce .’. ........................................., ................ ............ 5,880.58 W ILL BUY used rar If ill good lon- to speak a t G ran ts Pass. ¡dispute, although one authority says F uel .......................................................................................... t dition and reasonable. A ddress 100.00. E stim ated balance end of fiscal y e a r — none. Box ‘ B,” care of Tidings. 56-1 60.00 ‘the author is Rudolph Erich Ilaspe. A uditing accounts, tre a s u re r and recorder ............ E stim ated incom e— none. 2 2 5 .¿0 ‘ 5, Every su ffe re r from stom ach and tlie sources from which the adven­ Telephone for m ayor and c o u n c il .................................... 2.35 m ills. W ANTED— To care for children by tro u b le , gas, belching, sour stom ach, tures were compiled are Rebel’s ‘Face­ T elegram s .............................. . . . . J .................................... i’o.oo the hour. Miss Hamrit'oh’. ' Phone CEM ETERY DEPARTM ENT 263-R. 56-2* nervousness, dizziness and billlous- tiae,’ Ciistiglione’s •Corfeglano,’ Bilder- F eed for elk ................... ............................................ 40.00 E stim ate d E x p en d itu res, 1923 and some of the should get a box of Mi-O-Na »¡anns Utopia,’ ness $ 8,987.50; Car« of M ountain View cem etery 240.00 FOR SALE. ’ , , , , „ baron s own stories. stom ach tab le ts today and s ta i t a j _________ P o lice D e p a rtm e n t 1 L abor, A shland cem etery .............. 60.00 G uaran teed by McNair j Salary, chief of police .................................................... $ 1,500.00 tre a tm e n t. E n g in eerin g ......................................... FOR SALE— W in ter apples at *$l 50.00 Return of the Trencher. per box. Bring your boxes. W. L. Salary, n ig h t policem an ................................. 1,320.00 Bros. 1 Supplies ................................................ 50.00 ______ . The poet’s table was set with very Special police ................................... Moore, Belleview-. 44-6* 1,600.00 400.00 'old plates—they were blocks of wood 650.00 Phone 39 beio re leax.ng the ci y u fl>o, s 1923 E stim ated balance end of fiscal v e a r ..$ 100.00 with the hash of meat and potatoes In te re st on funds ........................................ $ .... ' . A PPLES— 20 ounce P ippins, 50 lb. 500.00 stru c tio n work o t the . a t n t n i l tb;(t ct,nipt)Se(i tlie frugal luncheon. * - ’1Y? • 1 *1 ’ i - »-• I' “■ •’ ' (' ’ r ‘ ’• f i i ’ ' ‘ 1 « box, 75c delivered. Phone 9 - F -ll. gat ion d istric t n e a r the 400.00 Lit hi i “The high cost of servants,’ lie went E stim ated incom e— none. springs, was in the city on business on “makes the revival of the trencher F ran ch ise fee. Pac. Tel. & Tel. Ço. 500.00 0 m ills. day. Two gallons 75c, one gallon th is m orning. He sta le d th a t in a necessity for us poor poets. Now, F ines ....................................................... 1,000.00 PU BLICITY AND CHAUTAUQUA PA RK DEPARTM ENT 40c, delivered. P hone 9 - F - ll. M ulford nearly every county office friends, clean your trenchers like good R ent of city properties ................... 150.00 . E stim a te d E x penditures, 1923 / n t c o n tia ry to prediction m ade G-enehm.-n; sop the gravy up with In te re st on bonds, e tc ......................... 2,000.00 FOR SALE— W inter apples. Phone bread; then turn tbeuuayer for the pie 10F13. 52-lm o* prior to th e election. 4,550.00 C are of C hautauqua P a rk ............................................... 300.00 course.’* .... Ö98.95 ! P ublicity ................................................................................ FOR SALE— A-l S pitzenburg i p- 276.11 The guests duly turtibd their trench­ E stim ated balance end of fiscal year -5,548.95 i'-y f.. ----------------- $ 1.176.11 ples, $1 per box, bring boxes. F ru it cake and mince m eat tim e is ers over, and there on the other side .- u -I Good culls, 50 te n ts. Orte half h e re . F or citro n , orange and lem on ; was another plaj.e, dug or hollowed out -----------j Estim ated balance end of fiscal year— none. m ile south of Belleview school, 3.6 m ills. one. p c d . raisin s, c u rra n ts, figs, sp ic e s .! of the wohd, ju st like the first one^ 9,008.55! E stim ated incom e— none. second gate on left of road Phone aid the fioel'l ugar etc.. D etrick ’s G roceteria sells; ”Two plates iii one,” said LIBRARY DEPARTMENT ,47 m ills. 10-F-22. 56-6 ------------------------------------------- — ------- f o r lesg; 4Stf delightedly. "W hat a sav dug. eh?” E stim ate d Expenditure!», 1923 INTEREST AND BONDS DEPARTMENT FOR SALE— D resser, levying m a­ Fuel 250.06 Estim ated Expenditures, 1923 chine, beds, rugs, chairs, focker, 'tl-lQi As Night A fter Day. L ights 75.00 F lu ff R ugs, m ade fro m , your qld 225.00 gas lam p, tubs, hall tack, ipoking k i In te re st on $50.00 o riginal sew er b o n d s ..................... $ The scene was a txedroom in u sub- Telephone anil clock 65.00 utensils, etc. 129 G ranite. 56-4 w orn out carpets. Telephone 208. lp te re s t pn $175,000 auxiliary w ater bonds .............. 8,750.00 ui-li. a n d a wearied parent was pini,i- Salaries ............................................. .. 41 eod-lm o* 2,000.00 In te re s t on $12,000 p ark bonds 600.00 FOR SALE— Hon ehold fu rn itu re . cnadtng the floor at a weird Itoiir of J a n ito r ..................................................... 300.00 In te re s t on $56,500 refu n d in g bonds ........................... 3,107.50 Inquire a p a rtm e n ts over W estern tlie early morn, with his flrst-boih in Insurance ............................................... T icket Sale Pu-gUi.s — ! Union T elegraph Cp. 57-2 200.00 In te rest on $5,500 im provem ent bonds ............ 330.00 his aim s. Many vain endeuvdys to T ickets for th e high school a n n i­ soothe the infant’s cries h a d ’ iieen P rin tin g and supplies ................... .. , 100.00 In te rest on $37,000 refu n d in g B ancroft b o n d s . . . . 2,220.00 ¿FO R SALE— JO gallons b J grade versary play. ' ‘As a W om an TUlnk- made, but tlie little one. was laboring Periodicals .............. .............................. 200.00 $15,232.50! o u tsid e w hite paint, cheap for e th ,” to be given W ednesday. No- nniler the impression tliut things Postage, express, fre ig h t, drayage cash. Phone 425-R or call; a t 86 75.00 G eneral bond sinking fund ................... .........................$ 4,034.33 G ra n ite St. 57-3* vem ber 15, w ere placed on sale to- needed waking up and that fie was the Im provem enants and rep a irs 150.00 4,034.33 4 , B inding ...................................... 100.00 day by M arshall B arber, m anager person to do it. FOR SALE— P lym outh Rock b u llets Reserved se als : “It seems to me you knew what yon BOoks for the production, 7 m onths old. Phone 481-J ev­ 500.00 1 $19.266.83 m tv he obtained a t th e Plaza con- were nlmut,” groaned Pickelhury to his F u rn itu re 57-2* enings. ................................. 50.00 E stim ated baiane« end of fiscal year ...................................... .. . 1,500.00 ; wife, “when you insisted on the child fectionery. > ca, |ed ,Hugh , „ M iscellaneous '■‘ 13.55 ------------------j FOR SALE— Brown bungalow , cor- $ 4,078.55 7.1 m ills. — • 4..J , $17,7 6 6 .8 3 j uer of Sherm an and Iowa. i \ il. “ What lias ids name to do with his • ‘ i Nickerson. 57-3* -Got $20 a Day— E stim a te d Incom e, 1923 SUMMARY fretfulness?” asked the unsuspicious 1_____________________________ ______ L eg itim ate plan and lady’s v alu ­ From school board .......................... .. . . $ 150.00 G eneral dep artm en t ............................................. $ 9,008.55 3.6 m ills p o R SALE— Piano. 74 Third Ft a b le secret, 25 cents (co in ). A ddress ‘ Everything!" replied the wretched F ines and o th e r s o u r c e s ............................. 100.00 P ark d e p a rtm e n t ......................................................... 4,254.05 1.7 m ills 57-5 F ra n k lin 593, A shland Or. 3 9 -lm o man. ‘You would call him ‘Hugh,' you 1.53 m ills! 250.00 L ibrary d e p a rtm e n ; .............. 3,828.55 know, and where there Is a hue there’s F ire d e p a rtm e n t .............. 4,879.65 1.95 m ills. Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf always a cry.”—London Tit-Bits. $ 3,828.55 Str.eet d e p a rtm e n t ............................ 5,880.58 5.35 m ills 52 tf -------------------------- B read C em etery d e p a rtm e n t ......................... ........ E stim ated balance end of fiscal y ear— none. Our English Language. Sewer d e p a rtm e n t ............................................................................ 1.53 m ills. Misplaced phrases cause many mis M rs. Ila rre ll R e tu rn s— PA RK DEPARTM ENT P ublicity and C hau tau q u a P a rk d e p a r t m e n t . . . . 1,176.11 .47 m ills Mrs. J. B. H a rre ll re tu rn e d home understandings. Here are some col­ E stim a te d E xpem lituies,' 1923 led ed by Everybody's Magazine» from We have not gone out of busi­ Tuesday from a two weeks visit with publications ail over the country. Labor .........................................................................., . . . , . $ 4,277.05 $29,027.49 11.< m ills ness! This Agency was e sta b ­ h er siste r, Mrs. L. A. Drew, in E u­ 25.0.00 In te re st and\ Bonds d ep artm en t ................... v . . . 17,766.83 7.1 m ills The owners of apple trees, some of Second paym ent on W are-G reer indebtedness . . . . lished in 1883 and has been ;b u ilt gene, Oregon. Mrs. H a jre ll m ade whicli have not been looked after for In te re st on sam e ($1,000.00 ......................................... 70.00 up with the idea of protecting the ‘ he trip hom e by au to w ith her nc- years, are undergoing pruning all A nnual paym ents on G ran ite St. sew er ................... $46,794.?2 18.7 mills; 112.90 people of A shland and vfcinity , phew, who is on his way to Los An- through this section, 225.00 S alary of playground su p e rin te n d e n t. 3 m o n th s ,. T h e o riginal estim ates, as fu rn ish ed by d e p a rtm e n t heads and which for ladles, “Special dining-room with SOUND INSURANCE We ‘ geles. Calif. 75.00' A ccident in su ran ce for laborers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . are in a large m easure a basis for the above e stim a tes, a re on file in th e , steaks and chops.” 22, a n d p u suartt to a u th o ­ ance gets all his s tu ff is w orth. Ju st a Gesture. No one can afford to lose even m ents. Dr. Geo. J. Kinz, Chiro-; 250,00 as tru ck for h auling, e tc............. rity given by th e Com m on Council a t a m eeting held th e sam e d a te . “What, good did it do you to erap- eace on fire insurance. $ 5,754.05} NOTICE IS H EREB Y GIVEN TO ALL PBRSONS IN TER ESTE D praetor. ty your shotgun at that aviator? You ! T H E R E IN , th a t the City Council »will m eet a t the City R a il, A shland, ----- couldn’t possibly hit him?” E stim ate d Net Incom e, 1923 » I •‘Well,” replied the irate farm er, l F rom sale bf c u p s ................................. .. $ 500.00 Oregon, on Novem ber 21, 1922, a t & o’clock p. m ., th en a n d th e re to discuss . “I’m getti.i’ tired of them fellers flyin’ j A uto fees ' _ ......................................../ 1,000.00 ;sa id budget and m ake the levy o f th e city ta x e s - ex p en d itu res for the Swallow slowly small pieces 1 low over my property. He couldn’t j ___ _______ Establislicd tSS3 % : 1,500.00.. y ear 1923, a t which tim e and place any person interested th e re in may —rub well over the throat, j iiear ,u e vuss. W hat other way did I J —---- ;------4— ijm e e t w ith th e council and m ake know n th e ir ob jectio n s to said bu d g et Real Estate and Real Inshranc*, have to express my sentim ents' ? 4,254.05 and said proposed tax levy, if any they have. ASHLAND, OREGON Birmingham Age-Herald. ---------------------------- E stim ated baalnce end of fiscal year— none. GERTRUDE BIEDE, City Reporder. Phone 211 41 E Mpin St. iR u a ; Íp52-2-wed m ilts. Date of first publication, November 1, 1922. » A w ant ad will sell It. « 17 Million Jan U twl Yearly 5= N O T IC E - - ... a Good Insurance J fbi, VI 113 Billings Agency