Mftfiy Deer K illed—
H u n te rs in Oregon killed 20,000
bucks d u rin g th e season which
closed October 21, according to an
If som e a th le te ’s tu rn e d prize fighter,! estim a te m ade by C aptain A. E.
E u rg h d u r’f, sta te gam e w arden. Che
If some big boy’s g e ttin g lig h ter,
season
as a whole was poor and w ea­
L et us know, you bloom in’ blighter,
th
e
r
conditions
unfavorable, d u e to
’Cause i t ’s NEW S:
th e dry spell th e last of Septem ber
and early in O ctober, consequently,
W ith a pen or pencil w rite it.
th e re w ere not so m any deer sla u g h ­
In a m inute you’ll in d ite it,
tered th is year as last, th e w arden
P u t on it a stam p and sm ite it—
said.
SEND US NEWS!
(Old O regon)
A PPL E S— 20 ounce pippins, 75c
box
delivered. P hone 9 - F - ll.
A shland L odge No. 2 3
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Send U s News
&
W ednesday, Novem ber 1, 1922
ASHLAND DALLY TIDINGS
FACE FOUR
A. F . & A. M.
WED FATHER AND SON
Leads Red Cross Army
Dance, Jackson Hot S prings, S at­
urday night.
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Cheer.
M ig h ty Few Do.
“Why don’t you join a g o lf club?”
F or Old Man B anks.
“Man, 1 don't know how to play
He never moves
golf.”
“A vote of thanks.”
“T hat’s no reason. Ninety per cent
of
the golf club members don’t know
Apprehensive.
how to play the game, either.”—De­
“This is a fashionable grillroom.“
“Yes, Tessie; all the other ladies troit Free Press.
•tre smoking.”
Record E a rth G ird in g .
“So I see. Do you think they will
The fastest trip around the (world
put us out for not smoking?”
consuming 31 days, 21 hours and 3f
minutes, was made by John Henry
T ru th vs. Poetry.
“They say he fell at her feet the Mears, in 1913.
first time he ever saw her.”
T o Test J a r Covers.
•:No, th a t’s the poetic version. The
Screw the top on the Jar without
fact Is he fell over them.”
the rubber. If the thumb nail can
lie Inserted between the cover and the
A nd N othing Less W o rth y .
giass, the top Is usually defective.
L e t’s give a cheer
There is nothing lighter than vain
Special com m unication. T hursday
evening, Novem ber 2. W ork in th e
Ask your grocer for Golden S h e a f’
th ird degree. V isiting b reth ren wel­
i Bread.
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come. GEO. B. ICEN HOW ER, W. M.
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W. H. DAY, S ecretary.
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lic m o n stra to r atr P laza—
Mrs. J. F erguson, d e m o n stra to r
New Novelty
O rchestra.
H ot
I for th e Crown flour and cereals, is
Springs, S aturday night.
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¡spending th e week dem onstrating'-
ja t the Plaza m arket.
V isitor at M edford—
—
O. A. P au lseru d was a business
I B etter insurance a t reasonable
visitor a t M edford Tuesday.
¡ra tes. B illings Agency. P hone 211.
P hone 39 before leaving th e city
F o r sale, hom e m ade p astries at
a n d also upon re tu rn . Many of your
frien d s w ould like to know w here th e V irginia Cafe, pies, cakes, rolls,
cup cakes, etc. W atch our windows.
yon were.
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praise.— William Drummond.
OPERATIONS!
Before you sub­
L iz a rd L iv e s cn H is T a il.
Beaded lizards are seldom seen by
m it to an o p eration, see me. I have
helped o th ers to escape. Dr. Angell, 1 day. In the dry places where they
C h iro p racto r and E lectro -h erap ist. live they lie hidden until the coolness
of evening brings them forth. During Í
F irs t N atl. Bank Bldg. •
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■ the hottest part of the year they re­
main in a sta te of torpor. They eat
K agle M eat M arket Sold—
i frogs, worms, centipedes, aids and
The E agle m eat m a rk e t on N orth other insects, as well as the eggs of
Main s tre e t w as sold Tuesday to frogs, birds and other lizards. In good
R. C. C hallis, a new a rriv a l in A sh­ times the extra nourishm ent is stored
land from H erm iston, Or. Mr. C hal­ up as fat in tiie tail. When foo i is
i scarce tltis fat can be absorbed and
lis comes to A shalnd as a firs t class i carried to the hungry cells through
b u tch e r and will c arry n othing but ! the blood, and thus tlie Giia monster
th e best in the way of m eats. He i may go without other food ft r sev­
took charge of th e shop this m orn­ eral mouths. In midsummer the fe-
, male lays from six to thirteen soft-
ing.
shelled eggs in a hole scraped out o f
tiie damp sand near a stream , ami
Cliff Payne m akes fire screens.
John Barton Payne, who was Secrtetary of the Interior in Presi­
t-then covered. A fter being incubated
den t W ilson’s Cabinet, Chairm an of the Am erican Red Cross, which
will hold its Annual Roll Call from Arm istice Day, Nov. 11, to Thanks­
Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf in the sun for about four weeks the
young are hatched. They ¡ire four
giving, Nov. 30. More than 4,000,000 m em bers enrolled during
B read.
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the Roll Call last year and the 3,300 active Red Cross C hapters a t
the parents. The mouth is armed with
home and abroad will strive to m aintain this m em bership strength for
R eturns from Trip N orth—
I many fanglike teeth arising from the
the work of the organization during the coming year.
Dr. A. C. Caldw ell has re tu rn e d ! inner edge of the jaws. Four teetli on
to his hom e here a fte r spending a I each side of each jaw are grooved
few weeks visiting a t P o rtla n d and deeply on the front surface and slight­
T w o Sides o f Body Don’t M atch.
H eard Here and T here.
o th e r n o rth e rn points. . He spent ly on the rear. A poison sac opens
between
the
lip
and
tiie
base
of
each
The human . body is not built
“Opportunity,”
divulged
the
hen-
several days visiting in G rants Pass
• grooved tooth of the lower jaw.
symmetrically. One-half of the face is
peck,
“knocks
but
once,
proving
It
is
on his way home.
not exactly like the other half. If a
not of the feminine sex.”
line Is drawn separating the two
“Might,”
explained
the
big
man
W h y C a rd in a ls W e a r Red H a ts .
We sold one ranch tw ice in five
halves of the physique, well-marked
gently
to
the
little
man
whom
he
was
Tiie custom of wearing red robes
days— each p u rch aser delighted. We
and red hats by the cardinals or pommeling rather ungently, “Isn't differences may be noticed between
have exceptional places for sale th a t
them. The sculptors of ( ’lassie times
princes of the Catholic church dates right, but it helps a whole lot.”
a re fine investm ents, from $1000 to back to the early days of Catholicism
“Religion,” cried the atheist, “Is a recognized this anomaly, and repre­
sented It In their statues.
$12,000.
Have a one acre highly when tiie am bassador of the pope ton!: lazy explanation o f mystery.”
Venus of Milo, for example, has an
“Things left unsaid,” wept the un­
cu ltiv ated city p roperty, house of 6 precedence over royalty itself, for lie
asymmetrical
face, that Is, one in which
successful
tlirter
whose
object
of
flir­
room s, $3200. Have 10 acres fine was regarded not only as a representa­
proportions are not consistent. Most
tation
refused
to
respond
with
even
a
tive
of
a
tcmi«irnl
rider
hut
also
¡is
a
o rch ard , 5 room house, $4000. Term s
single syllable, “often hurt more than persons have heavier hones on the
agreeable. If th e re is an y th in g for personage whose spiritual power was
right side than the left. The two $ldes
superior to that of archbishops. Just things spoken.”
sale in A shland, we have it. A sh­ as purple was the color worn by the
“Bah, ball!” answered the baby of the face vary. The eye sockets in
land R ealty Co.
51-3 ! emperors of Rome, red was, during when asked Ills opinion of a piece of both face and skull are o f different
I size. The face usually seems to be
the Middle ages, the distinctive color free verse just read him.
' shoved over toward the right side.
R eturns to K lam ath F alls—
! throughout the Christian world,
The ears are usually ot different size
He A u to Look Bad.
Mrs. J. H. F o ster, of K lam ath i Kings and princesses dressed them­
“Good afternoon, Mrs. Jones!” ex­ and differently modelled. The shoul­
F a lls has re tu rn e d hom e a tfe r hav­ selves and furnished ttieir palaces in
ing spent several days visiting with m aterials of scarlet hue, and ¡is ‘ tiie claimed Mr. Brown. “W hat a coinci­ ders are not of the same height, and
> father of kings ¡mil princes,” accord­ dence, meeting you. I ran Into your are removed varying distances from
relativ es in th is city.
an Imaginary dividing line drawn
ing to the ritual of his coronation, (lie husband an hour ago.”
“ How funny!” replied Mrs. Jones. through the center of the body.
pope
ranked
with
the
most
influential
See C arl L oveland ab o u t having
"And how did you think lie was look­
y o u r boy learn som e baud in s tru ­ sovereigns, his am bassadors were en­ ing?”
titled to wear t i i e same royal color.
W a te r-D rin k in g H a b it.
m ent, and join th e Boys’ Band. S tu­
“Pretty poorly.”
“The habit of drinking w ater in mod­
dio 135 E. Main. P hone 465.
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“Well, I'm surprised to hear you
erate quantities between meals,” says
Venezuela’s Pearls.
say that. Everyone says he is look­
Health, “contributes to health, and In­
The Island of M argarita, off the ing much better lately.”
Ask your grocer for Golden Sheaf
dicates the fact th at those who go
coast of Venezuela, is one of tiie most
“Well, he looked bad enough an
Bread.
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abroad for the purpose of imbibing the
i c e le b ra te d c e n te rs of p e a rl fishery. hour ago,” said Mr. Brown.
w aters of mineral springs might profit
The Spaniards, in the days of Colnm-
“I wonder why th at was,” said Mrs.
F until tkers Break S ign —
by staying at home and drinking more
i bus, found the natives of Margstrila Jones.
Some of th e young people of the and the neighboring mainland decked
w ater and less whisky. W ater is the
“Oh, 1 can tell you that,” said Mr.
city carried th eir fun beyond th e out witli pearls, and the pearl-irroduc-
Brown. “You see, I was In my car universal solvent of nature, and the
chief agent In all transform ations of
am usem ent stage last n ig h t when ing o y ste rs o f that locality have never when 1 ran into him.”—Farm Life.
m atter. When taken into an empty
since
failed
in
.their
productiveness.
they broke the glass out of the sign
j
stomach
it soon begins to pass out
Metal
•
coops
are
dragged
over
tiie
of A. M. O rchard, the N orth Main
S h ort and Sweet.
through the tissues by an osmotic
oyster
beds,
and
tiie
interest
o
f
the
Following
is
the
weekly
correspond­
s tre e t shoe rep airer.
The cost of
process into the circulation to liquefy
replacing the sign will probably search culminates when the shells ence between a wife at the seashore effete solids, whose excretion from the
thus secured are opened. A hluck and her husband in town. They have
am o u n t to ab o u t $10.
pearl is a rarity commanding a high been m arried a lot of years and the system is thus facilitated. Very few
! price. Fine white pearls, if ot good letters from the lonely wife are of a people think of the necessity of wash­
Two expert m echanics, form erly luster, are also very valmilile.
A touching nature. They are all alike ing the Inside as well as the outside
of Salt Lake City, have tak e n charge company of Frenchmen enjoys a con
of the body, and he who would he per-
and so are the replies.
i fectly healthy should be as careful
of the rep a ir shop of the Buick Sales cession from the Venezuelan govern-
Dear Fred—Please send check.
i meat to fish for pearls with diving
Agency. All work gu aran teed .
Dear Lottie—Inclosed find check.— 1 about the cleanliness of his stomach
as th at of Ids skin.”
apparatus.
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New York Evening Mail.
Loomis for Mayor Meeting
Armory , Friday Night, 8 p. m.
✓
Mrs. Jacques Lebaudy, widow of .
Jacques Lebaudy, the self-styled “em­
peror of Sahara,” and her (laughter.
Miss Jacqueline, were the brides in a
double wedding performed in Paris
the other day. Mme. Lebaudy became
the bride of her friend and adviser,
Henri Sudreau, while her daughter
m arried Sudreau's son Roger. Jacque­
line and Roger had been married by
civil ceremony last January, but efforts
were made by her m other to have the
m arriage annulled. Jacqueline disap­
peared, and later was found in a pri­
vate nursing home. Mme. Lebaudy
was acquitted of killing her husband
in tlieir home in Long Island in 1919.
her defense being th at she shot him
In an effort to p ro te c t the* girl, then
only fourteen rears old.
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
GOOD FIV E ROOM Modern House,
all fu rnished, for re n t seven
m onths or longer, good location,
per m onth $20. Also will sell a
good O verland ru n ab o u t car, only
run a b o u t 6000 m iles, good ru b ­
ber all around and a spare lire ;
this is a big bargain at $350. !>ee
B eaver R ealty Co.
F irs t come,
first nerved.
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LOST— F rid a y on G reen Springs
M ountain road, su it case. F inder
leave a t Tidings office.
$5 re ­
w ard. C. C. C lark.
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S IT U A T IO N
W ANTED
W ANTED— Position as c h au ffeu r
and m echanic. E xperienced. Trips
or perm anent job. A ddress P. O.
Box 254, A shland.
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_________________ i________ ___________
FOR SALE— Indialn Scout electric
equipped m otorcycle, $125. W ould
tra d e for Ford car. Will dem on­
stra te . Apply a t F ixit Shop. 52-4*
FOR SALE— W inter apples. Phone
10F13.
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LOST— Bunch of keys on ring.
F in d e r re tu rn to Holm es Grocery.
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FOR R E N T —T hree room furnished
fro n t a p a rtm e n t. Allen Building.
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O rres cleans clothes,
Let’s Go
HOWARD J. WISEHAUPT
Babson rep o rts 95 per cent of people a re m isfits; 5 per cent rule
the w orld— w here do you come in?
Every m an and wom an should have a com plete c h a ra c te r analysis.
To know one’s proper place in life not only brings HAPPINESS,
but financial SUCCESS is certain.
The “ P ep ” Man lias helped m any a m isfit to a place w here they are
successful. See him this week and have an analysis.
Hear Him Tonight
SUBJECT:
SUCCESS OR FAILURE?
CIVIC CLUB HOUSE—8 P. M.
Character Readings from the Platform
Everybody invited
The good Maxwell has demonstrated hill climb­
ing ability never equalled by any car in any
price class. In a laboratory test conducted by a
leading scientific school, it actually negotiated
a grade with a percentage of 12 3 in high gear.
More than 100 much higher priced cars similarly
tested failed to reach the Maxwell record. Only
a most powerful engine, perfect car balance
and easy rolling bearings enabled the good
Maxwell to perform such an unparalleled feat.
Cord tires, non-skid front and rear; disc steel wheels, demountable at
rim and at h u b ; drum type lamps; Alernits lubrication; motor driven
electric h em ; unusually long springs; new type water-tight windshield;
snug c u rta in s th a t open w ith the doors. P rices f. o. b. Detroit,
rev en u e tax to be a d d e d : T o u rin g C ar, *855; Roadster, >885;
Club Coupe, *985; F our-P assenger Coupe, *1235; Sedan, *1335
Everybody is invited There will be no camouflage—no smoke screen—no poison gas. Just a few speeches on locai
issues straight from the shoulder. At this meeting folks will talk out and tell who is who.and why.
A.W . W ALKER AUTO CO.
Every argument, false statement, camouflage and side step of the opposition will be discussed.
Who are the "Citizens" behind the Citizens Ticket?
Why did’nf Jesse Winburn build the Hotel?
It will be a hot one. Come out and hear it.
Phone 18
ARMORY, FRIDAY NIGHT
aa -
MEDFORD, OREGON
Tiie Good
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LOOMIS FOR MAYOR COMMITTEE
p h o u e 64.