ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS
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Send Us News
If an old a lu m ’s m ade money.
If h e ’s w ritte n som ething funny,
If he’s moved to clim ates sunny—
Then it’s NEWS!
Orphans and the Sick Now Have Priority
In American Feeding Plans for Russia;
Food Remittances Hope o f Thousands
W ith a pen or pencil w rite it.
In a m inute you’ll in d ite it,
P u t on it a stam p and sm ite it—
SEND US NEWS!
(Old O regon)
A
A. F. & A. M.
Special com m unication T hursday:
evening, Novem ber 2. W ork in the
th ird degree. V isiting b reth ren wel­
come. GEO. B. 1CENHOW ER. W. M.
W. H. DAY, S ecretary.
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Malta Cosnmandery No. 4
Knights Templar
Mason!« Hall
S tated conclave, W ednesday even­
ing, Novem ber 1. S ojourning and
visiting Sir K nights courteously in-!
vited.
W. II. McNAIR, E. C.
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W. II. DAY, R ecorder.
Hot
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R e tu r n s to E u g e n e —
T he m otherless girls in the pic­
ture above were photographed as
they took their daily w alk along the
Strassnoi
Boulevard,
M oscow.
Green sum m er did not bring them
m uch happiness, and only two of
the group could m uster smiles.
Children such as these will have
Jack F ro st is prow ling a ro u n d —
right-of-w
ay w ith w hat rem ains of
fool him with a new overcoat. Paul-!
the millions made available for Rus­
s e ru d ’s.
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sian relief through the charity of
the Am erican people. T he feeding
Sw eet C ider, m ade fresh every
of 10,500,000 persons a day through­
day, two gallons 75c, one gallon 40c ■ out the famine crisis drained severe-
delivered.
P hone 9 - F - ll.
G. S. T urpin, who has been oper­
atin g the A shland P a n to riu m , to ­
g e th e r w ith Mr. Conger, has sold
his in te rest in the place and re-
tu rn e d to Eugene, w here he form erly i
lived.
MAKE THEIR OWN WEATHER | Vi' ite^ * * * ; Plymale-
TOO L A T E TO C L A S S IF Y
C. F. H arlow , of E ugene who has
been
visiting his cousin, Mrs. M orris
RENT F u rn ish ed housekeep*
Screen D ire c to rs Have a t T h e ir Com-
ing cabin, fixed for w in ter; also
i P lym ate, 14 Beach stre e t, for the
m and A p plia nce s W h ich Equal
nice tirst floor a p a rtm e n t w ith
A n y M ethods o f N ature.
past week, has departed for San
garage.
153 G ranite Sf. Phone
ill-R .
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! Francisco. He dropped off in Ash-
On the cinema screen, even in a very iantj for a sh o rt visit en route io
FOR SALE— Ten roosters. 4 and 5
short play, frequent wjeather changes • cali£ o m ia
—rain, fog and wind, are often depict- ;
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( m onths "Id. weigh 1 and 5 pounds
phone 272-R.
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ed.
If artistes and photographers I
waited for real w eather such as they!
l ’i lu te d b u tte r wi-appcis, sm all
WANTED— Iiy young lady, sten o ­
required to occur, a lot of valuable lots, 25 cents a dozen; th re e dozen
graphic work nr clerking n ttorc.
time would be wasted. T he simplest fo r «(» cents. Tidings Office.
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Phone 196.
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solution is to make your own vieather, i
■ ■
so that you can turn on just tlie type
*
you want. Three appliances are used.
The first is the rainm aker, which looks
like a lightly made fire-engine. It is
provided with a latticework tower on
the top of which stands an operator
j who, by opening or closing taps, can
Takes the place of bar soap
produce either fine or heavy rain. The
rain is directed tow ard the air current
for the regular family wash
made by the wind machine, and by
Soap for the fam ily w ashing differ-
varying the strength of the “wind,”
ent from a n y th in g you have ever
the “rain’’ can be made to fall gently
Beginning
used.
or in wild driving squalls. The wind-
Soap so pure and cleansing th at ju st
maker is nothing more than an engine
so aking clothes in its big lastin g
NOV. 2, 3 and 4
with a large propeller mounted on a
suds loosens the d irt. Only a few
motor lorry. By regulating the speed
pieces need to be rubbed— th e very
you can have a gentle breeze th at will
an expert
d irtie st. This is why Rinso is ta k ­
just ruffle the heroine’s curls, or a
ing th e place of b ar soap in the fam ­
hurricane which tears leaves and
Rinso
ily wash.
branches off the trees and buffets the
Rinso suds work down into every
dem onstrator
players as severely as a real storm.
fold and fibre, loosening the d irt
The fog machine, also mounted on a
w
ith o u t w eakening a single th re a d .
will
show
you
lorry, contains a number of metal
Use enough Rinso and you’ll find
nozzles provided with reguluting ;
how easy it is
th a t, a t every step of th e fam ily
valves. Through them a harm less
w ash, Rinso saves tim e and work.
white gas is liberated In such quau- |
to have
As rem ark ab le for th e fam ily wash
titles as may be necessary.
rs LUX ;s for fine laundering.
plenty of
Be litre to tee this dem onstration.
L earn the easy way to do your h a rd ­
GOT IDEA FROM “ PITCHMEN”
clean clothes
est job.
Demonstration of an Entirely New Kir d ot
Soap
Ashland Lodge No, 23
New Novelty
O rchestra.
Springs, S aturday night.
Tuesday, October 31, 1022
ly the resources of the Am erican
Relief A dm inistration,^ but H erbert
H oover, Chairm an of the organiza­
tion, has appreved a program of
daily meals throughout the w inter
for 1,300,000 children.
The fate of countless teachers,
doctors, r.urst*;, and other profes­
sional people depends on the extent
of sym pathy which Am ericans, for­
getting political differences and a r­
gum ents as to blame, feel tow ard
those who m ast suffer the b itter af­
term aths of famine.
Colonel W illiam N. H askell, di­
rector of the A. R. A. in Russia,
has estim ated that, despite the 'Har­
vest now coming in, m ore than
000,000 hangover adult sufferers pre­
sent a m ute but appealing case to
the continued generosity of the
United States.
T here is one certain way to send
direct and, to the recipients, piti­
fully welcome aid. The A- R- A. is
continuing its Food Rem ittance sys­
tem past the actual famine em ergen­
cy and m oney sent to Am erican
headquarters, 42 Broadway, will be
transferred in the form of food ei­
ther to general relief or to any des­
ignated person, or group.
7c a package
H um ble B eginning o f C areer o f Man
W ho Founded One o f G reatest
D ep artm en t Stores.
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The vendors of small articles sold ,
on the street a fter a “spiel" anti dem­
onstration are known ns “pitchmen.” I
According to an article in a recent ■
number of a popular weekly, this in- t
dustry was begun in 1809 in New York |
' city. A newsboy by the name of
i Stovers got hold of some knives that
! had become slightly rusty, at a bargain
1 price anti suit, them for a quarter, .
■ making 200 per cent profit for himself.
He saw an opportunity to duplicate his !
feat by getting more knives, which he :
did, but soon the available stock was
exhausted.
He associated a partner with him- |
! self, anti sold lend pencils in the same i
! way. The p artner’s name was “Dutchy”
; Lehman. In a short time profits of j
i $6,000 bail accumulated. Lehman con- '
; sitleretl their luck a temporary thing.
and took his share of the profits,
; $3,000, to Chicago, anti with it opened
a m iniature departm ent store, using
sim ilar tactics as the “pitchmen“ by
1 displaying goods on open tables. Innne-
diate and increasing success crowned
bis efforts, and the business expanded
I into what is now one of the largest
i departm ent stores in tlie world.
5 for 29c
j 7 for 95c
10 for 5 7c
W ashing m achine size 23c
S|M*ciai Demons» •a t'o u Prices:
J.
N.
D E N N IS
Do You Know
T he Prize.
Ml!" ‘ >
■ ¡»sic Value! HUGE RAILROAD M ERG ER
“Then you wouldn’t let him pro­
You c an n o t ea< m oney, drin k it,
PLEA D ED BEFO RE I. C. C.j
pose?”
“ ‘3ai‘ «
sm oke it. But you can
j “Not last night.”
derive com fort and pleasure from it
™ R TL^ D- O c t 31_ Cjm soli-,
“ Why not?”
and perhaps avoid a d o c to r’s hill, if t’al,o n
th e N or' h e™ PdC,f^ ’ J * ,
“We were at a bridge.”
!>'<>» purchase plenty of good, dry ^ / e a t N orthern, the B urlington and ( “H asn’t he won you?”
wood WIU1
with it 101
for in
thp e cold
COia a a ys and
ann ttlö S. T . &Q
J S., into one system , 1 “Yes, but I didn’t want it said that
which
a
re
su
re
t
o
’
wi!1
be
urged
before the in te rsta te he won me at a bridge party.”
P lan s were m ade for a n o th e r m eet- colder nights
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Burn
wood
and
com
m
erec
com
m
m ission on Novem-
ing S aturday aftern o o n , but th ls c°m e this w inter,
Getting Square.
m eetin g has been postponed until keep your money a t hom e, and th u s ber 17, instead of the ten ta tiv e
“You don’t mind if I leave my hat
Tuesday evening of next week, when furnish em ploym ent for those who { groupings proposed by the commia- on, do you?” asked the sweet young
thing of the short man in the seat he-
it will be held a t the parish house spend th e ir m oney a t home. I c a n ! s*on-
fu rn ish Elack Oak, G rub Oak, L au-
This will m ake two m ajo r nortli- hind her at the pictures.
a t 7 :3 0 o’clock.
icl M anzanita, F ir, Pine, L im b w o o d lc rn Rues com peting system s, C harles
“Not at all., miss! Not at a ll!” re-
plied the little man. “I enjoy looking
and
Slabs,
in
any
len
g
th
,
size
o
r
Donnelly,
president
of
the
N
orthern
P hone 39 before leaving th e city i
a t bargains.”—London Tit-Bits.
and also upon re tu rn . Many of your q u a n tity desired. Let me have your Pacific, sta te d on his a rriv a l here.
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(No coal or “ blox.” )
frien d s w ould like to know w here o rd er NOW.
Under Suspicion.
A. G. ADAMS, the “ Wood M an.” ITALIAN AM BASSADOR
you were.
“How long bad be lived a life of
W IL L BE R E C A L L O B JE C T
Phone 460.
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crime?”
Died L is te n in g to H is Bells.
“Only one year, he told the court.
Limerick has one of the most beaut,-
ROME, Oct. 31.— An announce­ For six years previous to th at time
V isits w ith Father—
Jack so n 's Pavilion to reopen S at­
i fill peals of bells in the world. They
m
ent
from the foreign office says he was a taxicab driver.”
Rev. and Mrs. Johnson, of Almond urday night.
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I were made in Italy by a young work­
“Umph ! T hat means seven years man, who, after the toil of many years
th a t the new prem ier, M ussolini,
stre e t, are enjoying a visit from
of
crime in all.”
would recall a t once Signor R oland
I produced a peal of bells which were
th eir son from Ohio.
Leaves for P ortlan d —
j so perfect in tone that even his critical
Ricci,
Ita
lia
n
am
bassador
to
Am
er-
A. E. E rickson, one of th e accom-
S u fficie n t Excuse.
Judgment was satisfied. The bells were I
’ias been in Italy on a va-
A PPLES— 20 ounce pippins, 75c m odating S tan d ard Oil service sta- ica-
“I’ve ju st heard the news,” interest­ hung in a neighboring convent, but j
tion hoys, expects to leave for P o rt- ca^ on f ° r th e past six m onths,
box delivered. Phone 9 - F - ll.
edly said an acquaintance. “Why do ,n the course of years war swept across j
land this evening for a few days I E ig h t a re ¿¿ported killed and sev- you suppose John Schott killetl his , that part of the land, and the bells
yigjt
eral wounded in a clash betw een the hired man?”
j were lost. •
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“D’know,” replied the gaunt Mis
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facisti and com m unists. Sixty th o u ­
M isfortune overtook the hell-founder, j
H O W A R D J . W IS E H A U P T
sand facisti are m arching, sho u tin g sourlan, “uifless it was b’cuz he acted and be left his native land, wandering i
Cheap in su ran ce is costly a t any
like
a
hired
man."
C
haracter,
Business and V ocational A nalyst,
■ about the world for years. Then, hear-
■‘Long live the k in g !”
price. F o r sound in su ran ce a t re a ­
of Cleveland, Ohio
i
ing
that
his
hells
had
been
taken
to
The new cabinet has been sworn
Personal C harm Absent.
sonable ra te s, see Billings Agency.
!
Limerick,
he
set
out
to
hear
their
sweet
|
in and are now tunciioning.
Held his audience seventeen s tra ig h t nig h ts in V ancouver, B. C.
Fair Aspirant (with m anuscript)— i tones once again. As Ids vessel sailed
E stablished 1883.
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E verything a wom an needs in
T alked seventeen m inutes overtim e before the D etroit R otary Club,
Do please, let m t read my story to | up the Shannon, borne upon the even-
T oilette A rticles is to be found
you.
G. O. P. ADMINISTRATION
! ing air from the towers of the catl’.e-
R e lie f C o rp s C lu b M e e ts—
D etroit, Mich.
Publisher—Don’t trouble, my dear I dral came the music of his hells. He ;
here, and a t prices th a t will
LAUDED
BY
SECY.
DAVIS
“ Mr. W iseh au p t's pleasing personality Ig the resu lt of living what
The w om en's relief corps club met
young lady, my reader will see it.
j wpnf fnrwar(1 and sat listening, his
please you.
he teaches.”— Cleveland Plain D ealer.
Monday evening w ith Mrs. Janies
F
air
Aspirant—Yes,
but
he
won’t
see
gflze f,xed upon thp (1Isl[int cathp(lrai,
PORTLAND,
Oct.
3
1
—
L
abor
is
‘’Business
m en and salespeople of all business will p ro .it by
H ersey a t her hom e, 451 N orth
me.
Boncilla Beautifier
but when the vessel came to anchor,
Main stre e t. Q uite a large num ber b e tte r satisfied , unem ploym ent low-
having such ta lk s as Mr. W iseh au p t gives.” — E d ito rial, Bis­
and they went to him, he » a s dead.
T u b e . . . S 1 ,10
J a r . . $ 1 ,5 0
of the ladies were out for the m eet- e r an(^ the m inim um of wages m ore
m ark T ribune, B ism ark, N. D.
Cold Cream . . . . .................... 7 5 c
ing anil a very enjoyable tim e was sa tis.a tc o ry in the I nited S tates
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ant to assu re you, Mr. W isehaupt, th a t it was indeed an honor
R e tire on H er Savings.
V anishing Cream .................... 75 c
hat, by all. D elightful refresh m e n ts now , ' ian a t a n Y tim e before the
to
have you as ou r guest d u rin g the week of Septem ber 25th,
Face Pow der ........................ 75 c
Someone has estim ated that If a
w ar, as a resu lt of th e first two
w ere served by th e hostess.
and
wish to say t h a t your personality aud in sp iratio n al addresses
married woman, thiring a period of 30
y ears of- the republican a d m in istra ­
and
discussions have been productive of excellent results. Those
Mineralava
years’ m arried life, has attended to
tion, S ecretary of Labor Davis said
the
ordinary
duties
of
the
household,
who
p articip ated in your course are m ost en th u siastic in th eir
M ineralava Beauty Cream .$ 2 .0 0
In su ran ce of all kin d s; strong
today.
E m ployers a re bidding for
she
has
served
nearly
500,000
nt^als,
expressions of appreciation for th e a d v an tag e afforded. We
M ineralava Face F in is h . . $ 1 ,5 0
com panies. Staples R ealty Agency.
men and m echanics a re scarce.
has put up more than 3,000 ja rs of
certainly hope th a t you will be w ith us a t some fu tu re tim e.
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HOLIDAY GREETINGS
preserves, devoted about 35,000 hours
He opposes th e dum ping of o rien ­
“ ED. W, KKMMER"
to sweeping, washing and scrubbing,
tila on the coast. He is here in the
CHRISTMAS CARDS
S c c fe ta iy ( 'lia in lw i o f ('oim »i<“i-c«‘,
T akes Two Days V acation—
and so on at some length. Then this
in te rest of the republican party, for
Place your o rd er early for E n ­
T a c o m a , W a sh .
George Converse, o rganist a t the
investigator has figured th at, at ac­
which he is to u rin the country.
graved H oliday G reetings anil se­
T his is w hat o th ers say of The Pep Man
V ining th e a tre , took a d v an tag e of,
cepted prices for this work, It is worth
cure choice of selections,
considerably over $100,000, and he
his two days’ vacation d u rin g the:
Hear Him Wednesday Night, 8 o’Clock
HIS ATTENTIONS NOT
i asks the question. “Whw cannot she
E lk s’ show , to tak e a trip into the *';tk< s P osition at G rocerj
WELCOME
CIVIC CLUB HOUSE—8 P. M.
retire on her savings?” ' And he an­
hills. He went arm ed, in case he J- ^*- Clyde will be seen behind
anti Judge foe > o u rself
“ My love for you drives me mad.’
swers
his
own
question
by
asking
an-
m et a h e a r
tb e co a n ;e r a t th e P laza maffket
“ I think I’m the one to get mae , other one, as follows: “How do you
t
Cliaracter
Readings from the Platform
.te r today, having been engaged to
about it.”
define the ordinary woman’s contrihu-
Dance, Jackson Hot Springs, Sat- tak e th e place of W illiam Sw ink,
I tions to her family wealth?”
Read the want ads.
urday n ig h t.
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fam ily expect to leave w ithin a few '
Wc sold one ranch tw ice in five days for R idgefield, W ash., w here
days— each p u rch aser delighted. We they will probably m ake th e ir home.
have exceptional places for sale th a t
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are fine investm ents, from $1000 to
Two expert m echanics, fo rm e rly ‘
$12,000.
Have a one acre highly of Salt L ake City, have tak e n charge
cu ltiv ated city property, house of 6 of the rep a ir shop of the Buick Sales
room s $3200. H ave 10 acres fine Agency. All work gu aran teed ,
o rch ard , 5 room house, $4000. Term s
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ASHLAND LODGE NO. 944, B. P. 0. E.
agreeable. If th e re is a n y th in g for
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presents
sale in A shland, we have it. Ash- W ord from T ourists—
THE
SNAPPY,
JAZZY
MUSICAL COMEDY
land R ealty Co.
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W ord was received todaly from
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Mrs. J. H. B arnthouse and d a u g h te r
Mill Run
Jailed
foi
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Days—
Cleo
M ast, who a re to u rin g th ro u g h
Rolled Oats
Dewey B ryant, th e negro who was C alifornia. They left San F rancisco
Rolled Barley
a rre ste d F rid a y night and tak en be- this m orning.
Chopped Barley
'ore Ju d g e Gowdy S atu rd ay , w here
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0. C. M Cow Feed
he was ordered to leave th e city,
CARD OF THANKS
Molassine Feed
was tak en in charge again M onday.
We wish to th an k our friends for
He was ca rry in g a gun when first the m any acts of kindness shown us
Cracked Corn
60—PEOPLE—60
TUNEFUL WITH MUSIC
a rre ste d , but th a t charge w as not d u rin g the recen t illness and death
Wheat
!
MOSTLY
GIRLS
MIRTHFUL
WITH COMEDY
preferred a g ain st him at his first of o u r wife and m other. Mrs. Lydia
Scratch
appearance in c o u rt, but on his be- Jo rd an .
A WHIRLWIND OF FUN
Egg Mash
ing b ro u g h t in again, th e charge was
P. C. Jo rd an .
Flour
Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Jo rd a n .
preferred, and th e court sentenced
Admission—$1.00 and $1.50 Tax Extra
Curtain, 8:20
Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Jo rd an .
him to th e county jail for 60 days.
P hone 49
City’ D elivery *
Mr. and Mrs. W’. F. Jo rd an .
He was tak e n to Jacksonville Mon­
Mrs. J. W. Corbau.
day aftern o o n .
k l
E n th u sia st!, M eeting H e l d -
A m eeting was held Monday even-
ing at Moose hall by some 50 rail-
road m en, th eir wives and friends,
to c o n sid e r-c e rta in plans which will
lead to th e b e tte rm e n t of conditions
. i city.
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am ong the w orking m en of .. the
Is Coming
T O IL E T
A R T IC LE S
M c N a ir Bros.
’ r e x . 1, Sfan
Ashland
Milis
T O N IG H T
9?
TOMORROW