t n u > « Biftî « scisi P am r w t* Ashland best l-eports- If it was à joke to have a local com edian in tro d u ce in to his m onologue a g ré â t v ariety of ir r ita n t o r sore spots, it is well i enough or a ll hands. In a sp irit of ; cam arad erie and good hum or, and j fo r a b e tte r u n d e rsta n d in g all aro u n d to look upon th e m ay o r’s reply as a n o th e r excellent joke. I W EA T H ER OUTLOOK Tidings Established 1876 Published Every Evening Except Sunday THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO. OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY PAPER TELEPH O N E 39 E . J . BA RR ETT. E d ito r E n tered a t th e A shland, Oregon Postoffice as Second-class Mall Mat • j ter. subscription Price Delivered in City: One nA»nth ....................................$ -65 Three m o n t h s ............................... 1.95 31x m onths .................................... 3.75 One year ...................................... 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All com ing social o r organization m eetings of societies w here no m oney co n trib u tio n is) solicited, in iti­ atio n charged, o r collecton tak e n IS NEWS. iBYs'ÉËRT-MOSËS If you m ust w orry, try not <9 WASHINGTON, Aug. 28.— W ea- ■$> to strin g it out. 4 1 th e r outlook for th e period A ugust Pa- 28 to Septem ber 2, inclusive: * ---------- ------ On a bad road, keep in th e $ , ciflc coa3t s ta tes— G enerally fa ir ru ts ; in o th er th in g s, d o n ’t. ^ ¡ w ith norm al tem p eratu res. <» ---------- * ---------------------------- A larm clocks are going out gta te to jet co n tracts approxim at- «> of style as th e six-hour day ** f lng, $500>000 for 65 m iles h ighw ay. comes in. wj ___________________ ----------- e; Boldness should alw ays have <3>l reasonable percentage of cau- <¥> tion mixed w ith it. <» ---------- <» One of the d ifficu lt th in g s ❖ to do now adays is to behave <§> “ Stumbling Steps,” New y ourself and get any fun o u t -------------- <$> T he real " p ro d u c e r” these 4> days is th e fellow who goes down into his p ants pocket and <§• re su rre c ts the real coin. <$> HEZ HECK SAYS: <«> “ The le a d in ’ law yer in a tow n is g inerally th e <§> crookedest.” to Awkward ® <¥> <•> On the revolutionary but welcome theory that he who stumbles most dances best, Donald Kerr and Effie Weston, well-known Broadway pace­ setters have built “Stumbling Steps,* a new dance, which they offer as a panacea to that long-suffering speci­ <8> men of numan flora, the wallflower. The originators of the dance were aided in their invention by Zez Con- frey, composer of the music and lyrics of “Stumbling," who said he got his inspiration watching the discomfiture oP a poor young man who had never th e ir own electric lig h t p lan ts. In taken dancing lessons stumble all over A shland and R edding, th e electric a poor young lady who had. The nine positions shown are the plants, m unicipally op erated , ren d e r outstanding features of the dance. not only firs t class service, tyut a re If you can take them all, you qualify paying propositions, n o tw ith stan d ­ as a stumbler. ing the fact th a t th e cost of con­ sum ption is less th an th a t charged by privately ow ned plants. □ * • O ur frien d , Mr. H earst, is non- squelchable. H is n om ination for governor of New York, in th e reg u ­ la r way, being m ade im possible by □ □ the antagonism of Tam m any H all, he is now try in g to m ake a dicker, □ backed by a th re a t in th e offing. If he is given th e nom ination fo r gov­ □ e rn o r or has th e en d o rsem en t of Tam m any for U nited S tates senator, he doesn’t seem to care which, he will fall in line and su p p o rt the a dem ocratic tick et. If not he will ru n as an in dependent can d id ate for governor. C onditions a re such in New Y ork th a t if th is th re a t w ere carried out, it would practically in­ su re th e election of a republican governor. B ut T am m any know s Mr. □ H e a rst and C harles M urphy says th a t because the “ g re a t e d ito r’’ □ could never sleep in a roundhouse, is th e one g re a t reason why he will D □ do no dickering w ith him , b u t would ra th e r, if need be, go down to de­ □ feat in Novem ber. T am m any has been beaten before— and survived. CHNGE IN ED ITO RIA L ST A FF Mr. E. J. B a rre tt, who becam e connected w ith the T idings last M arch, has disposed of his stock in the A shland P rin tin g Com pany, and will associate him self w ith th e H a rt­ m an Syndicate, which is developing th e oil shale deposits n e a r A shland. Mr. B a rre tt is a cracking good new spaper m an, who know s th e bus­ iness from s ta r t to finish. His short ed ito rial p a ra g ra p h s, which have run daily in th e Tidings, have a t ­ tra c te d wide a tte n tio n , having been ( largely copied by the P o rtla n d and DOWN AT KLAM ATH FA LLS San F rancisco new spapers, as well (P o rtla n d O regonian) as m ost of th e papers of th e state. W e a re told th a t down a t K lam - Besides. B rid e s . Mr. B a rre tt n h n as aS p ro v e n ; 1)t„ Ealls 1)eo,lle a re a „ gry a t P o rt- lim aeir a te r y affa b le anti p opular land , n, an an lncIden because of incident t of of th the e n an, and it is w ith re g re t th a t th e 1925 exposition c a ra v a n ’s visit th ere T idings loses him from its ed to rial last week, w herein M ayor B aker sta ff. He Is a fine business m an and publicly resen ted w h at h e consid­ a h u stle r, and will m ake a success, ered an u n w a rra n te d a ffro n t to th e of his new venture. caravan people, to P o rtla n d , and to Mr. C. K. L ogan, a new spaper m an Oregon a t large, A young m an re ­ of experience, from P o rtla n d , as­ garded by K la m a th F alls people as sum es e d ito ria l control of th e Tid­ the tow n w it, u n d erto o k to show his ings today. He has been connected w ares a t a get-to g eth er b anquet. His w ith th e E ugene G uard and R egis­ o fferin g w as an essay couched in te r and last w in ter had charg e of facetious phrases and w ith a st'-ng th e news d e p a rtm e n t of the G rants for som ebody in every phrase. Home Pass C ourier, upon his g rad u atio n tow n bickerings, politics, th e expo­ from th e U niversity of Oregon. He sitio n p ro je c t, in tra s ta te strife — is a h u s tle r and will m ain ta in th e every su b ject now a t issue in Oregon high s ta n d a rd of th e T idings set by on w hich people a re divided and feel his predecessor. Mr. B a rre tt. deeply— w as m ade g rist for his com ­ edy m ill. If one of his p a ra g ra p h s 8OLOMONITES b ro u g h t a g rin o u t of th e fellow on Most of th e to u rists a re beginning th e rig h t, th e m an on th e le ft re­ to believe th a t o u r d rin k in g w ater garded it dourly, and if a n o th e r jibe supply has gotten m ixed up w ith a tickled th e risib ilitie s of a group com bination of th e lith ia , soda and dow n-table, a crow d up th e o th e r way w ere m ade glum . He sim ply su lp h u r springs. rubbed on th e raw every wound he could find, and he w as a good little F o r a dead one, the K u K lux K ian U nquestionably, left it be seems to be doing fairly well. All finder. said in his defense, he th o u g h t he ind cations point to the election of a ----- — m em ber of th e K ian as th e next, was being funny, and th a t was is governor of Texas, and down Los m otive. B ut th e carav an had gone to Angeles way, th e prosecution fails K la m a th F a lls for a tw ofold serious to convict in th e Englew ood n ig h t­ purpose: to p rom ote b e tte r feeling riding cases. • • and to seek m oral su p p o rt fo r th e I t asked onl\ W th A shland as the c e n tral point exposition p ro ject. for a chance to talk w ith K lam ath In the developm ent of an in d u stry F a lls people. Its m em bers were for th e m an u fa ctu re of oil from shale, and w ith a big crockery e n te r­ paying th e ir own way and paid for prise established to utilize th e vast th e ir own ban q u et, th e re as else­ deposits of kaolin in th e Dead In d ia n w here. They w ere received by the country, it looks as if a t last th is people of K lam ath F a lls w ith th e section of th e s ta te was com ing into g re a te st c o rd a lity , and th e K lam ath F alls m ayor m ade a m ost h e a rten in g its own. speech of welcome. In th is atm o­ • • Those who a re favoring govern­ sphere of serious purpose to prom ote m ent ow nership of ra ilro a d s and u n ity and follow ing th is welcome, coal m ines point to th e fact th a t the tow n w it dropped his essay. Uncle Slant never has any strik e s in M ayor B aker reb u k ed him and re ­ th e in d u strie s over which he exer­ buked those who had m ade it pos­ cises federal control. W e never h e a r sible for him to p rese n t th e essay. of any strik es in the arm y or navy, And th e m ayor m ade a p re tty th o r­ ough job of it. o r in th e p o st office d ep artm en t. I t is a pity K la m a th F a lls holds A uuov who wuu a nic uiuu ** —----- { Those re “ so t" aguiuoi a g a in st m un :lpal ow nership, will not find m u c h , resen tm en t over th e incident. P o rt-j ncouragem ent if they go over the land and th e P o rtla n d c a rav an ers ooks of th e cities near-by, ow ning hold no rese n tm e n t, acco rd in g to □ □ □ □ MVndny, August 2*. 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