Saturday, August 36, 4 022 18B L /W D DAILY TWIWGì p im i two Ashland Tidings Established 1876 Published Every Evening Except Sunday THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO. OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY PAPER TELEPH O N E 39 E. J. BARRETT. Editor E n tered a t th e A shland, Oregon, P ostoftice as Second-class Mall M at­ ter. ______ _______ I, each o th e r in th e t . c . C ontractors M ARYSVILLE HAS CHAIX i lt a r j a r i ll e police d e p a rtm e n t h a . « - on charges o( ’ “ « « » c y . « j e a « a r l - should be forced to M ake b e tte r d e - : CANO OX ST R E E T W ORK tabllshed a city cha n gang an d ed , A stounded gazed the gaping crowd Anud m any called it good. m any an au to for th e law yers. 'i 'T '"**' B yT ? TRIP TO CRATER LAKE D irector C arl Loveland, of the high school band has been endeavor­ ing to a rra n g e a trip to C ra te r lake for th e boys d u rin g th e vacation period, an d next week will be the only d a te possible before school d u ­ ties com m ence again. Two sm all cars have already been <$> ' prom ised to m ake the trip , and two A title th en the sculptor sought o r th re e m ore cars a re needed to F o r the creatio nhe had w rou„ it, ta k e th e 17 boys on th is outing. * And quick th e title cam e— If cars a re obtained, th e trip will ' Should be adm ired, and not a groan way of K lam ath Falls. Should dim th e paen of p raise; J B ut down in K la m a th ’s lovely land Anyone having a car th a t they W e’ve felt the w eight of G eorgie’sj w ould like to m ake th e trip w ith, gas and oil being provided, will be hand I And know his to n g u e ’s rude ways. doing th e boys a fav o r by seeing Mr, <$> L oveland or calling him by phone. » Sunday. <* Oh why, oh why, we m ildly ask, ^ Should sculptor d u lp icate th e task All K lam ath folk will duly sw ear <;> Always to th e ir clan, everyw here, i “ O ur G eorge” and m ud a re one. ❖ subscription Price Delivered in City : <$> --------------- One nA>nth ....................................i -65 H aving good h e a lth is im- Three m o n t h s ............................... <•♦> p o rta n t, b u t keeping it m ore 3fx m onths .................................... 3.75 im p o rta n t still. One year ...................................... ‘ •®w _______ • Mail and Rural Routes B eautiful women a re seldom One m onth ....................................$ .65 yj> T hree m o n t h s ............................... The one th in g in a Single in sertio n , each in c h ............ 30c th a t is m ost used and lasts YEARLY CONTRACTS < ♦ > longest is th e look ng glass. Display Advertising <§> ---------- One tim e a w e e k ................................27 %c Two tim es a w eek............................... 25 c "When a w om an m arrie s a Xvery o th e r d a y ..................................20 c bachelor, she gets so m eth in g Local Readers off th e rem n a n t counter. Each line, each tim e ..................... 10c ______ _ To ru n every o th e r day for one I am told good poker players m onth, each line, each t im e .. 7c m akes th e best l o v e r s - t h e r e To r u n e v e r y Issue for one m onth oj- m ore, each line, each t i m e . . 5c is so m uch bluff, you know, Classified Column <•> ab o u t each p u rsu it. One cent th e w ord each tim e. To ru n every issue for one m onth ♦ or m ore, *4c th e word each tim e. ♦ HEZ HECK SAYS; Legal Rate “ N atu re never intended F irst tim e, per 8-pc^nt lin e ...........10c ♦ fa t wom en to clim b b a rb ­ ♦ Each subsequent tim e, per 8- w ire fences.” polnt line ...................................... 6c Card of t h a n k s ..............................$1.00 O bituaries, th e l i n e .......................2% c Fraternal Orders and Societies A dvertising for fra te rn a l orders i a caravan (? ) of 35 cars and 150 >r societies ch arg in g a reg u la r Initi- people, who w ere scheduled to be in itlon fee and dues, no discount. Re j j acR3onv;ile S atu rd ay m orning at! Jglous and benevolent orders will be j o>clock ftnd rem a in h alf an rerUring when6 a n ^ d m l i i o ^ o r other hour, only five c a rs w ith less th an "That Golden Egg” Since 1870, the Southern Pacific. “ PIONEER LINE OE OREGON,” has been i vital factor in the commercial and agricultural development of Oregon. Investments by So. Pac. in Oregon approximate......... $90,000,000 t Expenditures by So. Pac. in Oregon for new lines, bet­ terments and upkeep during past 10 years, to ta l.. Annual payrolls of So. Pac. in Oregon exceed............. Annual purchases by So. Pac. in Oregon approximate. . Annual taxes of So. Pac. in Oregon exceed................... Lines owned and operated in Oregon exceed 1300 miles (More than combined mileage of all others in Oregon) Employes in Oregon approximate 6000 persons Phone 121 R em em brance long will hold the slig h t He gave us on o u r love feast night, And chew it ’n e a th h er cud. No need to tell them how ’tw as done, They know. W ith every K lam ath son His nam e is Mud. Sole Support in Oregon of approximately 25,000 persons Expends 25 percent gross earnings in Oregon for upkeep of its road —to have your c l o t h e s cleaned the Master Cleaner’s Way Provides Dependable Service at Convenient Hours Comfort •— Speed •— Safety Steam and Electric Heated Steel Cars No Smell of Gas When They are Cleaned by ROAD WOULD SHAME A GOAT (Jacksonville P o st) The P ost force Monday low ered •.harge Is m ade. j a dozen people “ blew o v er” from , th e w ater considerably In Union i M edford a t 7:30 . ..... o’clock— --------- before — - a n - y ' , . . What Advertising B m u » v Constitutes u u b w i » « i-niiw thev w ere com- creek and o th er stream s in th a t vi­ lli o rd er to allay a m isu n d erstan d - ot our c . . flnlqh th e ir cinity by ex tractin g a goodly num - □ g am ong some as to w hat consti ! ing, or even had tu n e to finish th eii em it) by e x tra cu n g a g , * .....................b reak fasts. A fter tooting th e ir her of elusive tro u t. A trip up th ere lutes news and w hat advertising, re p rin t th is very sim ple rule, which au to horns a m inute or two th e ; ju st now is one long to be rem em - a u sed by new spapers to d iffe re n ti­ •caravan” blew out again. Many j bered — especially th e ten m iles or ate betw een th em : “ ALL fu tu re people cam e in from a d i s t a n c e - a s so betw een T rail and McLeod, w here svents, w here au adm ission charge far as A pplegate valley— expecting th e new s ta te hihgw ay is being con- is m ade or a collection is tak e n IS to m eet the v isitors a t 9 :3 0 , as per stru cted . The d eto u r road th ro u g h AD VERTISIN G." T his applies to jrg a u iza tio u s an d societies of every schedule, but w ere disgusted to find th e re is so rough as to jo lt a per- kind as well as to individuals. fnnli. h had son’s tee th out, and even goats tr a ­ All rep o rts of such activities a fte r out w hat a too si fizzle it veling over it are asham ed to look they have occurred is news. j tu rn e d o ut to be. All com ing social or organization — m eetings of societies w here no ; money co n trib u tio n is solicited, in iti­ ation charged, or collecton tak e n IS i NEWS. _______ ___ ASHLAND' joins Patronize Southern Pacific Lines. By so doing you will strengthen these lines and encourage them to further develop Oregon. PANTORIUM Help yourself and help your state. DYE WORKS Southern Pacific Lines Shook Building E. Main JOHN M. SCOTT, G eneral P assen g er Agent. Everything Possible in Dyeing and Cleaning 5 55,400,000 11,000,000 6,000,000 1,100,000 iwr u n i ra u i ' n i ■ " --------------- • in the national demonstration of the better motion pictures SOLOMONITES J u s t ab o u t th is tim e folks are w ondering if p ro fan ity and flies were not born on th e sam e day. • • T he g re a te s t draw back to collect­ ive b arg ain in g th ese days, is th a t it m ust of necessity be hooked up w ith collective loafing. • • It m u st be aw ful h a rd on the clipping agencies in C alifornia, cu t­ ting o u t all th e new spapers are say­ ing about H iram Jo h n so n these days. • • T he D uke of T alleyrand g ettin g m ixed up In th e A m erican new spa­ pers w ith the P ekinese dog of th e ' duchess, m ust certain ly be g ra tify ­ ing to th e vanity of h is grace. • • A head lin e in an e a ste rn new spa­ per says: “ H e a rst’s C hances Go G lim m ering.” W e know q u ite a n um ber of folks who w ould experi­ ence few pangs if it could be reg is­ tered as perm anent. Celebrating Better Pictures at all the Better Theatres a • K lam ath F a lls has invited all of so u th e rn O regon to h e r mock wed­ ding w ith C alifornia. Mock is rig h t. A legal alliance m ight easily be con­ sidered in th e lig h t of bigam y, con­ sid erin g th a t city ’s previous m a r­ riage to th e sovereign s ta te of Ore­ gon. a a T h ere is som ething p a rticu la rly fittin g in th e em blem s designating th e tw o g re a t political p a rties: th e unw ieldy e lep h an t for th e rep u b li­ cans and th e stu p id donkey for the dem ocrats. Now it only rem ains to s ta r t a people’s party , w ith a goat as its Insignia, and the triu m v ira te will be com plete. New York is w itnessing the spec­ tac le of W illiam R. H earst on his knees to C harley M urphy, the sachem of T am m any H all, begging , to be tak e n back into th e fold and given the n om ination for governor.: A sh o rt tim e back, as tin t g o e s ., H earst was sent to congress by T a m -, m any w hen C roker ruled as chief- tan . He betrayed th e trib e, and hej has been its avowed enem y ever since. C roker once said th a t he: would recognize the skin of H earst if he saw it han g in g on a bush in Hades, because of its c h am eleo n - like capacity for changing color. J W herever R ichard C roker is now.; he m ust be chuckling over th e su p ­ p lia n t figure H earst cuts in New Y ork politics today. HAS KICK COMING (Jacksonville P o st) The widely advertised visit by the P o rtla n d exposition boosters tu rn e d o u t to ba q u ite a Joke. Instead o f This poster is in theatre lobbies every where- Go in wherever you see it. 1 ■ " Once more the whole nation reviews and celebrates the year’s great progress of Paramount Pictures. For the fifth time, annually, thousands of America’s finest theatres devote an entire week’s program exclusively to Paramount Pictures* Once more the efforts of Famous Playcrs-Lasky Corporation, with its foremost stars, its greatest directors, its brilliant and unique stock com­ pany, and its record of almost unbroken success, receive the gratifying stimulus of a nation-wide endorsement! The signs are up at your theatre! The latest and greatest and most thrilling Paramount Pictures are there ! This banner is on th e a tre s everywhere- Go in w h e re ve r you see it. .Come in — it's . "ammonnv WEEK —----- — At the VINING all next week—-Paramount Pictures will be shown Ç71 1 T W T August 27-28th THE GREEN TEMPTATION Featuring Betty Compson Apache Underworld and So eietv Boudoir Linked August 29-30-31st “ BEYOND THE ROCKS” Bv • Elinor Glvnn • Featuring Gloria Swanson and Rudolph Valentino Y/ September 3-4th “ IS MATRIMONY A FAILURE?” Featuring T. Roy Barnes. Lila Lee, Lois Wilson, Walter Hiers- Zazu Pitts, Tully Marshall, Charles Ggle September 1 and 2 “ THE CRIMSON CHALLENGE” Featuring Dorothy Dalton If i t ’s September 10-llth “ MAN FROM HOME” A Booth Tarkington s to ry - featuring dames Kirkwood and Anna Q. Nilsson THE THEATER BEAUTIFUL September 5-6-7th ACROSS THE CONTINENT Featuring Wallace Reid, The­ odore Roberts, Mary McLaren and Walter Long September 8-9th “ OUR LEADING CITIZEN” By George Ade — featuring Thomas Meighan and all star cast September 15-16th “ NORTH OF THE RIO GRANDE” Featuring .lack TIolt and Bebe Daniels FAMOUS PLAYERS LASKY CORP. m ount P ic tu r e i t ’s th e September 121314th “ A GOOD PROVIDER” By Fannie Hurst—featuring same cast as “ Humoresque.” best show in to w n