ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS
PAGE TWO
Ashland
Tidings
Established 1_876
Published
Every Evening
Sunday
Except)
THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO.
doesn’t. So far ae th e outside w orld
is concerned. It know s nothing, and
cares less th a n one-half of one per
cent of n o th in g ab o u t dinky, desul-
I torv luncheons.
Harold Lloyd “ Just Saws Wood”
Saturday, August 5, Í922
S"
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in the C louds.” The public is c o rd ;-1 SISKIYOU MARRIAGE MARKET
ally invited to all these services. If
IS DU LLER THAN liAST YEAR
¡you have no church hom e, come and!
YREKA, Aug. 5.— The fiscal year
w orship w ith us. W. Ju d so n Old- ending Ju ly 1( 1922, showed a no-
field, m inister.
ticeable decrease in m arriages par-
A shland Is not th e only place
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formed “in Siskiyou county over the
Baptist Church
I sam e period the preceding year
w here th ese cheap feeds a re h abit-
i ual. They happen everyw here, and
Have you heard of the “ m iracle D uring the past y ear only 220 were
precisely
th
e
sam
e
am
ount
of
w
om
an” — Mrs. M cPherson?
The m arried, while th e year before 239
E. J. BARRETT, Editor
“ m achts n ich ts a u s ” re su lts from !
j p asto r, Rev. Mr. M iller, who has bowed before H ym en's a lta r,
s fe Y s B fiR T ^ M O S E S
E n te re d a t th e A shland, Oregon
them . All you get o u t of them is
been a tte n d in g her m eetings recently
Df the 220 couples m arried , 45 of
Poatolfice as Second-class Mall Mat
th
e
im
pression
th
a
t
it
is
som
e
new
i held in O akland, will give a review
men and 49 of the women were
®
T he b eau tifu l th in g about a <S>
ter.
form of disease, for which th e Rock-
) of the things he saw and heard w h ile , ^r°m o th e r states.
❖ bulldog is his ugliness.
su bscription Price D elivered in City: -i>
th ere, to g eth er w ith a brief sketch)
The average age of th e women
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<$> e rfe lle r R esearch concern Is seek
One nA>nth ....................................$ .65
ing
th
e
pathogenic
bacteria,
or
pre
of
h
er
life
as
he
heard
h
er
tell
i
t
.
)
m
arried
d u rin g th e year ending was
T hree m o n t h s ............................... 1.95 <S> No m a tte r w here yeu are, <§> disposing bug.
This
is
probably
th
e
m
ost
rem
ark
-
20.5,
w
hile
th a t of the men was
Six m onths .................................... 3.75 <8> you w ant to be som ew here else.
able
wom
an
of
m
odern
tim
es.
Y
o
u
j
^
-
i
S
,
and
the
average m arry in g age
We
urould
get
m
ore
resu
lts
if
ev
One year ...................................... 7.50 ♦
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Mail and R u ral R outes
of
both
sexes
was
24.62.
ery
m
an
who
a
tte
n
d
s
th
ese
lu
n
ch
will
be
in
te
rested
in
this
p
resen
ta
?>
Sm iles a re an in v estm en t <*>
One m onth ....................................$ .65
V
eons,
w
here
both
th
e
food
and
the
tion,
a
t
11
o'clock
Sunday
m
orning.
th a t alw ays b e a r in te re st m uch <S>
T hree m onths ............................... 1.95
o
rato
ry
a
re
aw
ay
below
par,
went
Them
e
for
th
e
evening,
“
A
re
You
h ig h er th a n th e legal ra te .
<s>
Hix m onths .................................... 3.50
AT THE COUNTY SEAT
<*>
o u t on M ain s tre e t w ith a lot of
on th e R ight R o ad ?” Sunday school
One year ...................................... 6.6t <3>
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Real E state Transfer«
ADVERTISING RATES
a t 9:45 a. m. B. Y. P. U., alw ays
Jackson county to J. T. Zimm er-
It tak e s a person w ith o u t <$> handbills tellin g w h at a fine place
Display Advertising
an in terestin g service, a t 6:45 p. m. lee’ Q- c. d. to S\V !4 of S W l4 , lot 6.
A shland is, an d stopped every c ar
Y
ch
ild
ren
to
te
ll
p
a
re
n
ts
how
<
S
>
tin g le Insertion, each in c h ............ 30c
Ju n io r B. Y. P. U. a t 5:30. M id-)8ect]o n . 10> tow nship 34 S. range 1
<S> they o u g h t to be b ro u g h t up.
♦ going th ro u g h and handed e ach
YEARLY CONTRACTS
! west— $40,
week p ray er m eeting W ednesday at
Jackaon county tQ R j
er
Display Advertising
<5>
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<?> to u rist one of th e bills. A com m it
tee
could
also
sta
n
d
a
t
th
e
P
laza,
One tim e a w e e k ......................... 27
8
p.
m.
You
are
cordially
invited
to
q.
c.
d.
to
NW
%
of
S
E
%
’
sec.
?o.’
❖
To get m uch in th e way of «?>
Two tim es a w eek......................... 25 c ■'*> wages, you m u st do m uch in <S> and shoo all auto m o b ilists up past
these services, if you have not a p w p . 34 K., R. l east— $7.
SSvery o th e r d a y ............................ 20 c
Janies M urray to H arry Sam uel
church
hom e elsew here in th e city.
the
p
ark
to
th
e
H
igh
drive,
an
d
in
th e w a j of w ork.
<®>
Local Readers
son, w. d. to lots 3 aud 4, I. ock 17,
th
is
way
le
t
th
e
to
u
ris
t
get
a
view
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E ach line, each tim e ......................10c
Jacksonville— $1.
To ru n every o th e r day for one
F ashion and H um an N a tu re <$■ of th e in sp irin g v ista below.
A rth u r F. A bbott et ux to Sam
LOSE IN I EKES I IN StKENAUE
month , each liue, each tim e . . 7c <§> have alw ays defied th e law s, <?>
1 Holtd, w. d. to lots 9 and 10, M iner's
S hooting along M ain s tre e t and
To ru n every issue for one m onth
Masculine Spaniards Said to Have addition to A shland— $10.
m ore, each line, tfech tim e . . 5c <?> and th e re Is no sign nof of any <8>)out over the B oulevard is a poor
City of M edford to Em m a Gagnon,
Turned From Romance to the
<i> way to see th e tow n, b u t a t present
<?> change.
Classified Column
deed to lot 11, block 71, M edford—
More
Prosaic
Football
Game.
One cent th e w ord each tim e.
<$> th a t is all th e to u ris t know s about
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$500.
To ru n every issue for one m onth 4> HEZ HECK SAYS:
<§> th is surp assin g ly c h arm in g spot. To
R obert C. Brophy et ux to Jens
Sad, Indeed, to lovers of the pictur Jensen, q. c. d. to m ining claim s— $1 *
or m ore,
th e _w ord each tim e.
<
«
>
let
all
these
folks
get
aw
ay
a
fte
r
<
®
>
“
Some
w
im
m
in
m
anage
esque Is the news which comes from
L egal R ate
C ircuit Court
<$- g e ttin g them h ere is a colossal blun-
Seville, Spain.
The serenade, from
F irst tim e, per 8-pcint lin e ..........10c <3> th e ir husb an d s by never
J. E. M iner e t al vs. Win. L.
der. I t is th e clim ax of dam foolish-
Bach subsequent tim e, per 8-
<S> le ttin ’ ’em know it.
time Immemorial the quintessence G reenleaf. U n d ertaking on appeal;
polnt line ...................................... 5c *
of romance, is passing away and will notice of appeal.
<<
>•> <•> ® S> %
> ♦
<$> ■$> <& -A ness and th e zenith of stupidity.
Card of t h a n k s .............................. $1.00
Nona E. A nderson vs. Jesse T. An
soon be known no more. Worst of
Thé view from th e H igh drive.
O bituaries, th e l i n e .......................2% c
all,
It
is being
destroyed
by derson. P roof of m ailing.
tion, it has a tendency to arouse ) how ever, is b u t a s ta rte r. W e have
Fraternal Orders and Societies
J. F. H ittson vs. Cedric Phillips.
nothing else than modern uml unro-
A dvertising for fra te rn a l orders soothing m em ories of a by-gone day. to give the visitors m ore th an th a t
LOS ANGELES.— H ere is H arold of
his
enorm ously
su c c e ssfu l1 mantle football. This game is at pres- Notice of ch a ttel lien.
o r societies charg in g a re g u la r Initi A single w hiff from th e vattlt w here to c re a te a d esire to rem ain here Lloyd, from his very la te st photo- “ G randm a's Boy”— w ithout visible ent In full vogue 111°Spain. Every
E arl H. Fehl vs. city of Medford.
ation fee and dues, no discount. R e
g rap h , tak e n as he began “ sh o o tin g ” effect upon th a t pictu re— m uch is w here young men are passionately a d Notice of appeal.
confiscated
beverages
a
re
sto
red
as
j
and
se
ttle
down.
Of
course,
we
ligious and benevolent o rd ers will be
C harles V. Brady vs. A nna Brady.
dicted to It, In Seville as elsew here, Summons.
'evidence” and one can im agine have
L ith ia
park, th e m ineral scenes of his new m ultip le reel com- expected of “ D octor Ja c k .”
charged th e re g u la r ra te for all ad
Its subject, however, rem ain s a so th a t th e youn.t Sevillians have no
v ertlslng when au adm ission or other him self back in the old days, w ith springs and th e fine A shland creek edy for P a th e, tem porarily called
M arjon McDaniel vs. C harles E.
“
D
octor
J
a
c
k
.”
C
onsidering
th
e
m
ystery.
All lips on the Hal Roach longer rime us formerly to cultivate McDaniel. Proof of m ailing.
charge Is m ade.
an arm reposing restfu lly on the w ater, besides th e m ountains, can-
th e song, th e g u itar and the mandolin.
C redit Service Co. vs. W. W. T ru
m ahogany. and a foot on a brass yons ar.d valleys. B ut stilf m ore a t- fam ous screen com edian’s ap p a re n t “ lo t” a re sealed. P ressing inquiry F ootball engrosses them .
UTiat Constitutes Advertising
ax et al. Answer.
B ut— “ them days is gone tra c tio n s m ust be supplied, and the glow of perfect h ealth revealed in of Lloyd him self brings only th e re-
In o rd er to allay a m isu n d e rsta n d rail.
Ross E. Banks vs. Mayme A. **
Soon one will not find a single lover
ing am ong som e as to w h at consti fo rev er.”
I proposed drive up the canyon, past th is photo, and th e fact th a t influen- sponse: “ Not talk in g — ju st saw ing capable of playing a serenade under Banks. Sum mons.
tu te s new s a n d w hat ad v ertisin g ,
N. Dix vs. L. G. F itzw ater. C hat
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Sap and Salt, to th e sum m it of za laid him low rig h t in the m idst wood.”
th e balcony of his Dulcinea. If ltosina
we p rin t th is very sim ple rule, which
tel lien.
opens
h
er
window
Almnvlva
will
not
M
ount
A
shland,
and
thence
back
to
INCOME TAX
is u sed by new spapers to d iffe re n ti
C arson-Fow ler L um ber Co. vs.
th e P acific highw ay a t Siskiyou
a te betw een th em : “ ALL fu tu re
P ra y er m eeting W ednesday a t 7:45 he th ere to declare to h er Ids passion W alter Donohue.
Lum ber m er
B
ut
lately,
on
S
aturdays,
th
e
young
events, w here au adm ission charge
c h a n t’s lieu.
p. m. The C. E. society tak es charge
The incom e tax is one of t h c su m m it- is perhaps th e m ost prom -
Sevillians assem bled ami wandered
Is m ade or a collection is tak e n IS
A shland Iron W orks vs. F. F. J u d
of leg islation we will be i isIn« of all. It would be a trip w ith
of th e m usic d u rin g th e m onth of through the stree ts of th e town sing
ADVERTISING.”
T his applies to pieces
son.
C hattel lien.
organizations a n d s o c ie tie s 'o f every called on to tak e u n d er considera- a n a tio n a l fam e, and it would do
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A ugust for th e evening service. They ing to th e stars. Today they go to bed
O verland R epair Shop vs. F. F.
kind as well as to individuals.
tion in th e fall election. We o u g h t, for A shland w hat th e O regon cavesl
n,nr<-i» of
« r i p n r t a are doing fine.
early so ns to be th e next m orning in Judson. C hattel lien.
All rep o rts of such activities a fte r , tQ know a jj ab o u t how it w orks by a re doing for G ran ts P ass, and^
’’
good form for th eir fav o rite game.
P ro b a te Court
P ioneer avnue South.
Sunday
they have occurred is news
G
uardianship
of G eraldine Theiss.
th is tim e, as th e governm ent an- w hat P ik e ’s P eak is doing for Colo-
M ethodist Episcopal Church
Á11 com ing social or organization
services a t 11 o’clock. SubjeA of
Order.
Services
to
Prevent
Robberies.
meetlngs* ** of societies w here no nually assesses such a tax. One o f ) rado Springs. It w ould induce to u r-
C orner N orth Main and L aurel
lesson, “ S p irit.” Sunday school at
E sta te of C. A. Von der H ellen.
j Scfence. which has rendered us so
mouey c o n trib u tio n is solicited, in iti- its effects has been the seq u estra- ists to m ake th is a reg u la tio n stop 10 o’clock.
streets.
Sunday school a t 9:45 a.
W ill; petitio n ; o rd er; oath.
W ednesday evening
m
any
services,
has
now
attac
k
ed
a
atlon charged, or collecton tak e n IS tion of m illions in non-taxable se ping point, and w hile th e stopping
G uardianship of Gordon R. Byer-
m eetin g a t 8 o ’clock. R eading room ¡in.; Dr. G. W. Gregg, su p e rin te n new problem . Inv en to rs are pitilessly
NEWS.
c u rities, and to th a t ex ten t the m on was going on th e visito rs could be open daily from 2 until 5 p. m., ex dent. M orning service a t 11 a. m .; hunting the b u rg lars of P aris. Many *y. R uth E. Byerly. O rder; o rd er;
rep o rt of guardian
SOLOMOMTES
ey has been w ithheld from in d u stria l show n why th is is ju st ab o u t th e cept SQndays and holidays.
subject, “ The Tongue of F ire .” E p are now In search of m eans of defend
P h ila n d e r A. Van Nice, estate.
finest
place
to
live
th
a
t
ev
er
was.
investm ent. The holder of n on-tax
w orth League a t 6:45 p. m .; leader. ing the sto res and hanks ag ain st crim O rder.
*In m otoring across th e country,
At last reports S en ato r Reed of able se c u rit es pays an incom e tax
E sta te of Jo h n W. C handler. Con
Miss L illian P ieffeir. E vening ser-) inal attack s.
Free Methodist Church
One of th ese most curious Inven firm a tio n of sale.
M issouri was still in the ru n n in g .
on th e in te re st which th e securities th e to u ris t finds m any highw ays
Sunday school, 9:45 a. m. P reach- v*ce
8 p. m .; subject, The F ire
E sta te of C lara M. Schildeler.
pay, b u t th e prin cip al goes scot free. leading th ro u g h w ater sheds and up ing a t 11 a. m. P reach in g in the b ra n d .” A cordial in v itatio n is ex-. tlons consists of a pedal situ ated In
th e in terio r of th e store. The burglar, Proof of publication.
It is generally acknow ledged th a t It is a m uch m ooted question as to canyons, down w hich flows th e wa evening a t 7:45. M erle D unlay is tended to the public to come and if he w atches th e h ands of the man
E state of C lara Ream es.
F in al
death and taxes a re alw ays w ith us. j w h eth er th e am o u n t it is expected ter th a t supplies cities and towns. Sunday school su p e rin te n d e n t. P ray- w orship, C harles A. E dw ards, m in- cannot a t th e sam e tim e see w here o rd er; proof of final notice; final
W e’ll have to add th e b u ilding of 1 to realize from th e proposed sta te No cam ping or picnicking is p e rm it e r m eeting T hursday evening a t 8 ister.
he p u ts his feet.
Then th e pedal account.
C om m itm ent of Annie G. G illm ore
s
ta
rts
an
electrical
clockw
ork and at
th e N atron cut-off to th a t list.
incom e tax will begin to offset th e ted along th ese drives, of course, o ’clock. All a re cordially invited to
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— incom petent.
th
e
sam
e
tim
e
an
illum
inated
plate
for
th
e
first
duty
of
every
com
m
un
• •
i am o u n t of m oney now assessed as
Marriiige Licenses
a tte n d these services. C. E. G la z ie r,;
F irs t C ongregational C hurch
calling for th e police ap p ears on the
Looks as if the five votes w hich personal pro p erty , w hich will be ity is to safeg u ard th e h ealth of Its p asto r, 777 E a st M ain stre e t.
C h ristopher C. Stanley and Sylvia
B oulevard and Main stre e ts. Sun- outside of the store. Among the other
O lcott is said to have gained in th e I converted into non-taxable securi- people. T here is no h ig h er recom
¡day school a t 9:45 a. m., w ith classes ) inventions there is an overcoat with McBee.
L ester L. Cox and L aura May
recount, would prove to be th e m o s t) ties, to say no th in g of th e effect of m endation a city can p rese n t to a
for all grades and ages. B ring your ; a special pocket for carrying a re- W healy.
Presbyterian Church
expensive ballots ev er cast in Ore th e w ith d raw al of th is cap ital from s tra n g e r th a n a w a te r shed like ours,
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S ubject for the m o rning serm on. Bible. M orning service a t 11 a. m. j volver. The weapon Is so placed that I C
arm en L. Evans and R oberta
gon.
com m ercial e n te rp rises, w hich are th a t is carefully p ro tected from pol “ A W om an’s G lorious T rib u te to J e Subject, “ M an’s Sufficiency in God.” j " h e n th e attac k ed person facing the , M artin .
revolver '
George H ew lett and Naomi C raw
m ade th e assessm ent b u tt, com ing lution.
su s.”
S ubject fo r the evening, J u n io r C hristian E ndeavor a t 5 p. m. I burglar raises Ills arms, the revolver
Is
brought
into
position
fo
r
firing
and
ford.
.
T
The m ovem ent to get A shland, “ F a ith .” Sunday school a t 9:45 a. C h ristian E ndeavor a t 7. Evening
The S o uthern Pacific is a d v e rtis -; and going.
R ichard M. B arker and Edna J.
th
e
act
of
raising
his
h
ands
pulls
a
ing excursion ra te s to H avana, a n d ;
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Jackson county and th e governm ent m. C h ristian E ndeavor a t 7 p. m. service a t 8. Subject, “ The L ight gt,.ing whJeh discharges It.
Rodgers.
the U nited S tates shipping board is
to join to g e th e r in co n stru ctin g such
MISLAID OPPORTUNITY
still doing a fine business on Uncle
a road Is one for w hich m uch can
iiw u w i
Sant’s “ w et” ships.
be favorably said, and little can be
(By B ert M oses)
T here a re a g re a t m any people p ut forw ard in opposition. Besides
The P o rtlan d Jo u rn a l w ould lik e'
supplying an a ttra c tio n to prospect
who w ant to m ove aw ay from w here
to know w h eth er W oodrow W ilson’s
j they a re now living. Most of them ive se ttle rs, It will open up an ave
endo rsem ent is an asset or a liab il
nue for quickly reach in g th e tim b e r
' don’t know ju s t exactly w here to go
ity. A ccording to th e re tu rn s from
) or w hat to do. In a gen eral way, lands In case of fo rest fires. Up th e
M issouri, it w ould seem to be in
A shland creek canyon a re m ajestic
th is condition is found o ften er in the
the la tte r category.
pines an d firs w hose developm ent
east th a n in th e west. The e a ste rn
• •
and grow th have ru n th ro u g h th e
folks have a hazy idea th a t th e P a
The Irish arm ies— both sides—
cen tu ries, and th e d a n g e r of d e stru c
cific coast consists of C alifornia, and
appear to be peculiarly co n stitu ted .
tion by fire is so m enacing th a t ev
th a t C alifornia consists of Los A n
Every day brings re p o rts of th e k ill
ery possible sa fe g u a rd should be
geles— and th a t is w here they hope
ing of a n u m b er of officers, but
throw n ab o u t them . F lam es laugh
somehow or a n o th e r they never get to fetch up som e day.
a t and m ock the c en tu ries, once they
Now, we Oregon people know th a t
th e privates.
P erh ap s th e re a re
get a chance. In an h o u r they lay
Los A ngeles, including Hollywood,
none.
to w aste th e w ork of a h u n d red
has its good points, b u t we also
•
• •
years.
If A shland's to u ris t liotel was an know th a t so u th e rn Oregon sup-
A good road to th e su m m it of
accom plished fact we m ight be m ore plies m ore clim ate and scenery and M ount A shland is w orth one h u n
by FESTUS J. WADE
deeply in te rested in the announce h ealth to the gallon th an any two dred luncheons, w ashed down w ith
places
in
th
e
next
s
ta
te
south
of
us.
President
Mercantile
Trust Company, of St. Louis
m ent th a t the S outhern Pacific ra il
one h u n d red doses of verbal bunk.
A
dvertising
m
ade
Los
Angeles.
road com pany last year d istrib u ted
Let us have th e road, and if we
6,200,000 pieces of lite ra tu re ad v er : She s ta rte d early, when ink and p a m ust have th e luncheons, suppose
“ Oh, yes, th at’s a big house—well known,
I believe that a banker considers
tising the scenic, in d u stria l and a j per w ere cheap, a n d has never stop- we give th e landlady a couple of
Pacific
ped
long
enough
to
spit
on
her
hands
ric u ltu ra l resources of the
good reputation,” etc., not realizing that
reputation, as developed by advertis
do llars apiece, so she can m ake the
coast states. Oh. well, we live in > and ta k e a fresh “ h o lt.” And ad v er “e a ts ” w hat they o u g h t to be. You
ing, in extending credit? There probably
it was advertising that did the work.
tisin g is th e only th in g th a t will
hopes.
c a n ’t get and nobody can give m uch
are bankers who will give a negative
b rin g people here, and when you get in th e shape of “ v ittle s” for 60
The next minute he may be approached
d
istressin
g
news
is
broad-!
‘hem
here
you
have
to
supply
some-
answer
to
this
question,
and
believe
they
The
cents. W hen you pay a cheap price
by a new company, trying to make its
are giving the right answer.-
casted th a t th e re is a diam ond *hing to hold them .
you get a cheap m eal, and cheap
name, and turn down the loan because too
Now th e re is very m uch adver- m eals g en erate a m ighty poor grade
fam ine in E urope.
T he blow is
much of it is to be spent for the purpose
m ade a trifle so fte r w ith th e acco m -! tis *ng being done by o th e r cities of insp iratio n fo r th e sp eak er who
- But let these hankers be approached hv
brin
g
people
o
ut
here
to
the
of advertising. In the first application lie
panying announcem ent th a t m ore
supplies th e language.
a credit-seeking national advertiser, who
th an half the precious stones of t h e i wesh and they come th ro u g h Ash-
has helped the big advertiser to cash in on
has established his name, therefore a
world are owned in th e U nited land by th e h u n d red s. So far as I
Metal Turned Into Gas.
his reputation, and in the second was de
market for his goods, and see what hap
S tates.
We have been w ondering know, no e ffo it w hatever is m ade
Two professors a t Chicago uni- !
priving the newcomer of the right to build
w here all the crow n jew els had been to head them off and show them versity claim to have succeeded in
pens. In nine cases out of ten, the fact
turning
a
metal,
tungsten,
Into
gas.
w
hat
kind
of
a
place
th
is
is.
We
a reputation. This is only a hypothetical
hocked.
that those goods have become a household
j ju st let them shoot th ro u g h tow n helium. Between 50,000 and 60.000 de
case, and I am glad to say I don’t believe
“ buy word” will be the greatest factor in
grees of heat were needed for the ex
A noted fish lia r has ju st com- and
on som ew here else, being
it happens as often as it did in the past.
periment. This is the highest tem per
granting the credit.
piled a sta te m e n t to th e effect th a t ¡satisfied if they stop a t a filling ature ever known. The tem perature of
Just as we learn something new every day,
exactly 743.221.862 pounds of fish statio n for a dose of gas. or buy a molten steel is 2,000 degrees. That of
The hanker himself will have become
so every day another banker wakes up
a re lost every year because fisher- can of sard in es a t the grocery,
the sun is 9.000 degrees, while some
subconsciously sold on the firm, through
to the underlying power and pull of
men jerk th e ir poles too soon and
E very week o r so we have a two of the hottest stars are 30,000 degrees.
One hundred thousand volts of elec
th a t ju st twice th a t m any pounds hv fo u r luncheon, w here som ebody
its consistent advertising. He will say.
advertising.
tricity
were discharged at a high
a re lost because they jerk th e ir poles s e ts up and sw ings th e d ictionary
speed through a fine tungsten wire.
too late. Som ething should be done aro u n d by the ta il in an a tte m p t to
The wire exploded with a deafening
to stop th is te rrib le w aste of per- solve peanut problem s.
W hen he report and a flash two hundred times
fectly good fresh fish.— Jacksonville ceases to ooze language, th e guests brighter than sunlight and decom
P o st.
' so back hom e and w ait a week for posed into gas.
• •
| the next feed and m ore noise from
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P e rh ap s one of th e reasons why 1some m innow who trie s to be a
M yrtle P o in t— F ifth and Sixth
th e park in the Plaza is so popular, whale.
s tre e ts being im proved,
is th a t, being on a direct line w ith
It is all like w inking a t a girl in
screened door of the police s ta - jth e dark.
You know It, b u t she
R ead the want ads.
" official
city and county
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A Far-Sighted Banker’s
Idea of Advertising