ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS fa g r tw o Ashland Tidings E stab lish ed 1876 Every Evening Except Sunday THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO. Published OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY PAPER TELEPH O N E 39 •X ANO > §5* E . J. BARRETT, E ditor B W S E - R T - M O S E S -I Subscription P rice D elivered in City: One m onth ....................................$ 65 If you own som ething you <8> Six m onths .................................... 3.75 Y c a n ’t use, it owns you. Mail and RuiaS R outes j> A w om an loves a d m iratio n 4> One m onth ....................................$ .65 as m uch as site loves love. <$ T hree m onths ................... « • .... 1.95 ---------- <8> Hix m onths .................................... 3.50 -«> . Oae year ...................................... 6.6< A little plain food and a lot <•> ADVERTISING RATES •> of chew ing is the best diet Display A dvertising '•> yet. . ilDgie in sertio n , each in c h ............ 30c > ---------- <£! YEARLY CONTRACTS Display A d vertisin g <$> Give me th e m an who looks <$> i One tim e a w e e k .................................. 27 % • c for w ork instead of for a sit- ♦ ! Two tim es a w eek............................... 25 c §> uation. ♦ Every o th e r d a y .................................. 20 c < <» ---------- «>! L ocal R eaders Three m o n t h s ................................. 1.95 ffbytbmic Philosophy By Dick Posey LANGUAGE T he w orld gets up in th e m orning And th e language com m ences to ooze; I t ’s a jarg o n of tan g led noises A ll m ixed up w ith sm oke and booze . And onions and cuss w ords and slan d er— But we call it o u r n ativ e tongue, And i t ’s w agging from m orning till bed tim e And pushes th e old w orld along. If business stops ru n n in g sm oothly, gets down to a lazy w alk, ju st oil up your little old language m ill and grind o u t a line of ta lk ; if your neighbor gets blue and billious and feels he is down and out, a larg e dose of cheerful language will stra ig h te n his liver o u t; if your plow gets stuck in th e furrow , or y our F o rd balks far from th e tow n, som e nice, w arm , lurid language will quiet your sp irits down. Saturday, July 18, 1922 W hen th e 29th a n n u a l assem bly, W illam ette V alley C h au tau q u a offi­ cials com m enced p rep a ra tio n s for 13 days festivities s ta rtin g Ju ly 1, ' the W illam ette F a lls po6t, A m erican Legion, was called upon to tak e charge of th e p atrio tic services onj the fourth o f July. OUIJA TO THE RESCUE Rev. W illiam S. G ilbert, form er d ep artm en t com- im an d er of the A m erican Legion, and its first d e p a rtm e n t chaplain, ren- i dered a s tirrin g A m ericanism a d ­ dress. Rev. G ilbert is p asto r of an 1 A storia church. The post perform ed a m ilitary d rill in the forenoon. -------A.L.------- As a m onum ent to M ichigan’s w ar dead ^ th e M ichigan A m erican Legion will build and equip a home for o rp h a n s ,o f w orld w ar veterans. The Legion will raise th e necessary funds w ithout draw ing from the public coffers. 4* ------ A.L.------ 5b. Attempt Crossing Sahara. Twelve motors will shortly start from Tuggurt, the term inus of the i Algerian railway, In an attem pt to cross the Sahara desert. The leader ot the expedition will be Commandant Lafurgue and it will include a dozen members, representing various gov­ ernment departm ents and other inter- ; ests. A motion picture operator will Join the party. The proposed route leads by Insalah, the Hogger region and Adar of the Iforas, to Burenl on the Niger, 120 miles east of Timbuktu Precautions have been taken to pre vent the evaporation of the motor fuel in the torrid clim ate that will be en countered, and It is believed that this difficulty has been overcome. Experts point out, however, that there is a vast difference between the excep tlonal use of motor traction In-this region for a special purpose, which may be feasible, and Its regular com merclal use.—Science Service. Killing the Goose. There was a new baby at our house Each Sunday one of th e churches and while we all disliked the naim The ra n te rs and law yers and preachers and congress i in Arco, Idaho, extends an invita- Bach line, each tim e ......................10c The nam e you a re born w ith | Kathryn, we decided to name the < 'i'h and daily press a re g rin d in g out batches of language in j tion to the local post of the A m eri- To ru n every o th e r (Say for one •?> doesn’t count like th e nam e you <♦>! th a t, as we had a wealthy aum by a hazy, bew ildering m ess, and they ham m er and th rill I can Legion to use its serm on hour A fter Miss Bessie Melvina Furbush, m onth, each line, each tim e . . 7c that name. I wrote to «tear Aunt m ake for yourself. 3»; sixteen years old, bad been missing a us and b ru ise us and fill us w ith anguish or joys, till To run~every issue for one m onth for a lecture on “ A m ericanism .” K athryn and asked her «bo.it to tin ---------- - <•> m ore, each line, each tim e . . 5c 3> week from her home at Boston, her w e’re lost in a sea of language, in a fathom less ocean -------A.L.------- christening dinner. I met the trait C lassified Column In la te r life, when you see parents got out the family ouija i of noise. PORTLAND, Ju ly 14.— The sec- Saturday night and no Aunt Kathryu X One cent th e w ord each tim e. board, which spelled the message that I how som e of your early sw eet- ❖ I rushed home and into the hous« i ond an nual E uropean pilgrim age of Bessie was safe but had been tied up To ru n every issue for one m onth $> h e a rts tu rn e d ou t, you a re <•- calling to mother, “No use naming til« But th e w ords th a t we speak a re burdened or m ore, % c th e w ord each tim e. L egionnaires will leave New York by an auto aceiden* while riding with -♦> m ighty glad som eone else got <• baby after Aunt Kathryn. Sht L egal R ate "With th o u g h ts of th e hum an soul; A ugust 5th on board .thei “ U. S. a man named '‘John.” Investigation wouldn’t even spend money to coni« F irs t tim e, per 8-pc>nt lin e ..........10c They sh o u t th ro u g h th e endless ages • P re sid e n t P ierce.” T he p arty will by the authorities proved the “spirit” down here when she knew she woulc Each su b sequent tim e, per 8- And echo from pole to pole; : a rriv e a t C herbourg, F ran ce, pro- message was true, and Bessie is now get a meal." point line ...................................... 5c HEZ HECK SAYS: V They can b light and c u rse and w ith er l ceeding to P aris, F rance. The p arty safe at home. C ard of t h a n k s .............................. $1.00 By that time I was at mother'« “ Men is best know n by O bituaries, th e l i n e .......................2*£c <•> Or lift us to realm s above. room, and there sat dear Aunt Kath­ ' will th en wind its way to Brussels, <$> th e com pany they keep F ratern al Orders and S ocieties ryu. She had driven over In her car.— God help us to clothe o u r language ! Belgium , then on to O stend, and A dvertising fo r fra te rn a l orders <§> aw ay from .’’ <§> Chicago Tribune. In the b e a u tifu l w ords of love. Scored on the Lawyer. from th ere an autom obile to u r of or societies ch arg in g a re g u la r in iti­ A well-known barrister at the crim­ | th e F la n d ers b attlefields. The Le- atio n fee a n d dues, no discount. R e ­ New Yorkers in Danger. ligious an d benevolent o rd ers-w ill be ! gion p arty will next be seen in Lon- inal bar, who prides himself on bis Prof. Edward Sapir, director of th< skill in cross-examining a witness, had charged th e re g u la r ra te for all ad j as well as p u ttin g in condition the i don, w here side trip s to Oxford and an odd-looking witness upon whom to anthropological division of the Vic­ v ertislng w hen an adm ission or other grounds aro u n d public buildings— able com m ent. The system has been i o th er in te re stin g localities will be toria museum at Ottawa, Canada, in a operate. charge Is m ade. both city, sta te and county. These in operation in o th e r sta te s, w here j m ade. The p a rty will sail for Glas- lecture in New York, said: “New “You say, sir. that the prisoner is a W hat C on stitu tes A dvertising conditions do not savor of the pro­ it has had an unqualified success. Yorkers are so busy they may lose th« I gow on Septem ber 8, and a rriv e a t thief?” In o rd er to allay a m isu n d e rsta n d ­ per sp irit to beautify o u r city and art of speech. Though a New Yorkei L e tte rs from p rom inent m en and “Yes, sir, ’cause why—she confessed M ontreal on Septem ber 16. ing am ong som e as to w hat consti m uch unfavorable publicity is given myself, I am struck b.v several fen wom en in K entucky, w here Dr. I it.” R eceptions in honor of th e visit­ tu te s news and w hat advertising, tures of New York life. The first on« “And you swear also that she re R oseburg for this neglect on the Covington established five u n its - we p rin t th is very sim ple rule, which ing L egionnaires and A uxiliary paired shoes for you subsequent to the i is that It is very hard to talk to any­ Is u sed by new spapers to d i f f e r e n t - ' p a rt of those responsible for these several years ago, a re full of appre-j m em bers will be held in m any cities confession?” one here. Surrounded by a harrier ot a te betw een them : “ ALL fu tu re conditions.— R oseburg Review. ciation for the w onderful w ork t h a t , of F rance, Belgium , E ngland and stenographers and telephone girls “I do, sir.” events, w here an adm ission charge has been done th ere. The county | Canada. The to ta l cost of th e trip “Then we are to understand that yon , business men have no time to sit dowr Is m ade or a collection is tak e n IS HOOD R IV ER , Or., Ju ly 14.— ( ’ARDS ON THE TABLE judge of Scott county, w rites: “ T h e' AD V ERTISIN G ." T his applies to employ dishonest people to work fot j and be sociable. The primitive max from New Y ork will n o t exceed The second a n n u al ascent of M ount with his simple mode of living wai organizations an d societies of every The Mail T ribune is opposed to value of th e splendid achievem ent i you, even after their rascalities a n $525. T he Oregon d e p a rtm e n t was Hood by a legion p a rty u n d e r th e far better off than we are with all oui kind as well as to individuals. known ?” th e recall of S h eriff T errill and de- of th e full-tim e county h ealth de­ | auspices of Hood R iver post, Am eri- rep resen ted on th e trip la st y e a r by All rep o rts of such activities a fte r modern efficiency. New Yorkers art “Of course! How else could I get m ands th a t those who have m ade in- j p a rtm en t in stam ping o u t com m uni- they have occurred is news. fast losing the art of proper speech.” ! can Legion, will s ta r t next S a tu r­ W illiam B. F o lle tt, of Eugene. No assistance from a law yer?” All com ing social or organization discrim in ate charges a g a in st th e ! cable diseases and im proving the day. “Stand dow n!” shouted the man of The partjy Jwill leave Hood announcem ents has been m ade as m eetings of societies w here no sh eriff, come out Wpecificaljy and sa n ita ry conditions of th e county, is y et as to who will rep re sen t th e law.—London Tit-Bits. R iver in au to s S atu rd ay m orning, It pays to read the classified page. m oney co n trib u tio n is solicited, In iti­ show on w hat they base these im m easureable. W e believe th e fu ll­ and reach th e cam p a t th e base of Oregon d e p a rtm e n t th is year. ation charged, o r collecton tak en IS charges. In last u ig h t’s issue, th e tim e h ealth d e p a rtm e n t h as come to -------A.L.------- NEWS. the m ountain a t noon. Mail T rib u n e had th is to say ed i­ stay in Scott county. It has so well PENDLETON, Or., Ju ly 14.-'— A big e n te rta in m e n t program fot; E n tered a t the A shland, Oregon to rially: proven its w orth th a t all enlightened Amid b e a u tifu l cerem onies held by S atu rd ay a fte rn o o n and evening, in Postoffice as Second-class Mail Mat- and w ell-thinking people will de­ G ive d ie P eop le th e F acts th e P en d leto n post, A m erican Le- ;er. which Legion s ta te officials, Gover W ith th e filing of the recall m and its p e rp e tu ity .” nor O lcott, M ayor B aker of “ P o rt- g_io n ’ a class o f . new applicants for a g aiu st S heriff T e rrill, th e tim e has From Owensboro, Ju d g e Daviess SOLOM OMITES come for those responsible fo r this land, F ra n k B ranch Riley, th e sec­ U nited S tates citizenship, w ere re ­ cently given th e ir citizenship c er­ en u m erates th e follow ing activities action to p resen t th e ir evidence, to re ta ry of sta te , th e a d ju ta n t gen­ of the u nit as w orthy of special m en- put all th e ir cards on th e table. The tificates. eral, Hood R iver K nights of P y th ias “ All th a t th e tra ffic w ill b a re ,” public charges a g a in st the sh e riff ion. C erem onies by th e Legion post in- Checking a th re a te n e d epi i band and o tb ers wm particip ate, appears to be the guiding slogan of a re : N on-perform ance of th e duties dem ic of sm all pox; dealing w tth ,Arm y aud Q ther popular radiQ ci uded a ban q u et, speeches by Le- the m an u fa ctu rers of lad ies’ ready- of his office. F o r m alfeasance in office. These a re general charges. o th e r contagious diseases; locatingj program 8 nujsic and gingin aro u n d gionnaires on A m ericanism and good- to-w ear garm ents. c £ire w m whHe ^ c i t i z e n s h i p , an