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ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS
Ashland
Saturday, June 17, 1022
Tidings
E itab lD h ed 1876
Published Every E vening
Golfer Harding Presents the Prize
Except
Rhythmic Philosophy
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Sunday
THE ASHLAND PRINTING CO.
By Dick Posey
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But somehow, the children loved him, it seemed thev
c°uld understand, and dogs would come at his whistle
and fight for a lick of his hand, and timid folk of the
wildwood found refuge and safe repose in the failure’s
weedy acre, where nothing but failure grows. And the
needy and helpless loved him and took of his scanty
store; he would sit all night with the dying and toil all
day for the poor.
YEARLY CONTRACTS
Display A dvertising
One time a w eek........................ 27 He
Two times a week........................ 25 c
■Every other day...........................20 c
Local R eaders
Each line, each tim e.....................10c
To run every other dby for one
month, each line, each time. . 7c
To run“every issue for one month
<| more, each line, each tim e .. 6c
C lassified Column
L egal R ate
Advertising for fraternal 'orders
or societies charging a regular initi­
ation fee and dues, no discount. Re­
ligious and benevolent orders will be
charged the regular rate for ail ad
vertlslug when an admission or other
charge Is made.
Fruit canning time is at hand.
For firuit jars, lids, rubbers, jelly
molds and sugar, Detrick's prices
can’t be beaten.
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Florence— Berry crop is heavy.
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We buried poor Bill this morning
In his weedy garden plot,
And many a sob was smothered,
Full many a tear fell hot;
We know that we all shall miss him,
And oft will hts kindness tell—
This poor old, rich old failure
That all of us loved so well.
One cent the word each time.
To run every issue for one month
or more, %c the word each time.
F raternal Orders and S ocieties
FA IL U R E
Old Bill was a dismal failure
His life was a total loss,
He never saved a nickel
And always worked for a boss'
He lived in a sort of hovel
Half hidden with briars and weeds,
Where the deer browse unmolested
And the timid rabbit feeds.
Bandon promoting American Le-
gion and community building. "*
S lL ratT entv,wa9 c?arse and ru3t-y> and battered and torn
were his shoes; he smoked home grown tobacco and
"*sn 1
d of .booze: he would fish through the pleas­
ant weather and toil in the rain and the sun— just a
common, plain old failure, when all has been raid and
done.
.65
1.96
3.60
First time, per 8-ptint lin e......... 10c
Each subsequent time, per 8-
point line .................................... 5c
Card of th a n k s ............................ $1.00
Obituaries, the l i n e .................... 2 Vic
1 the largest head of any man in Cali­
fornia. He wore an eight and one-
: half inch hat when he could get it.
¡Of late years his head had been
¡growing larger abnormally.
The
last lew years he was totally deaf,
i Sprague li\ed in the old town of
, Shasta nearly all his life. A daugh-
ter and two sons are left.
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W ..h lDg,„„ New.
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got in bad with pipkin »
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Portland ad club will give a musical
No Question (That Observation, Really
entertainment at the Armory for the
Innocent Was Not in the Beet
Dr. and Mrs. W. E. Blake and
benefit of the Fourth of July fund.
Rpseible Taote.
family drove to Hornbrook yester­
HR Lan&wood is a steiedv wood burning
Whever this company has appeared,
day afternoon, where they met Mrs.
ranfce. Designe d ospem dly for W estern
“I don’t often say mean things,” Blake’s father, D. P. Graat and his
the newspapers give them credit for
conditions, its construction enables it to
said Dlngbatt as he studied the piece
putting on a program that could not
of apple pie and wondered which was cousin, Hugh Johnson, both of whom
cut fuel costs to a minimum. Make your
be duplicated anywhere for less tran
W hat C onstitutes A dvertising
the best point of attack, “but I surely play in the A1 Koran Temple band.
In order to allay a misunderstand­ $2.50 a seat. All you are asked to
next stove a L*an&wood and cut your fuel
nd brought them over the Sfskiyous
said something mean yesterday. And a%
ing among some as to what const! do, la to come through with 50 cents.
bills
in two.
I said it to tuy best friend, too."
in their car, reaching Ashland an
tutes news and what advertising,
How come?" aa'-ted his companion, hour before the train arrived in the
we print this very simple rule, which The business men are coming
who had a cup custard that co...d be city. Mr. Grant is well known in
is used by newspapers to differenti­ through in fine shape with their sub­
L A N G ’SLanfrrood is?uaranteed to burn T W IC E
tackled from any angle.
ate between them: “ALL future scriptions to the fund, and it is not
as lor? w i'r OW F H. L P the wood required by
Ashland, having lived here for a
“Well, you know Pipkins? I have
events, where an admission charge asking too much for you to buy a
any other i an?e u h i •. e inui het. 1 he purchase price
All the grade school children from
Is made or a collection Is taken IS ticket. So when the girls call 01.j the first to the eighth grades, who known him nearly all my life. He has number of years, and is located in
will be refunded i f , - ; 1 ; U'OCD X ante dues
not do jue: as . i
V .1X A N T E E l). Cume in
ADVERTISING.” This applies to
always had the faculty of making Cleveland only temporarily.
and see the L A N G W O O D on display m our store
organizations and societies of every you this afternoon and Monday, dig care to attend summer school, will money—not millions, of course, but
Mr. Johnson, like many other of
kind as well as to individuals.
down and get one of the red, white have the opportunity to do so, be- more than I ever had. Several times the A1 Koran nobles, was making
All reports of such activities after or blue tickets that will label you ginning next Wednesday morning at he has helped me when 1 needed it,
his first trip along the Pacific coast,
they have occurred is news.
and right now if I had to have some and expressed himself as being
a
Fourth
of
July
booster.
¡8
o'clock
at
the
Hawthorne
school
Ail coming social or organization
building, and continuing for six money I could get it from Pipkins. greatly pleased with the wonderful
meetings of societies where no
And I would get a lecture with it,
money contribution Is solicited, Initi­
weeks up to July 27, 1922.
too.
Not ill-natured, but a lot of good country he has seen about Ashland
A
W
O
RRIED
EXECUTIVE
ation charged, or collecton taken IS
There
will
be
opportunity
for
do­
for Pipkins likes to feel that
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apto
If there is any busier man in the ing advanced and delinquent work. advice,
he is managing my affairs.
DEATH OF PIO N E E R W ITH
Z.
Entered at the Ashland, Oregon, United States just at thi9 particular At this time it is not wise to make
“Well, yesterday I said to him: ‘Pip­
LARGEST HEAD IN CALIF.
Postoffice as Second-class Mall Mat­ time than the president of the Unit
kins, you have made a lot of money—
any
promses
as
to
what
amount
of
ter.
more than I ever expert to have. From
ed States, to find him would be work can be done. Yet it is safe a financial point of view I am a good
REDDING, Calif., June 17.— Ar-
to
say
that
the
critic
teachers
will
about
as
easy
a
task
as
the
proverb­
water
last night. He came to the
P. J. AMER
deal of a failure.« But I have been
SOLOMONITES
make
specific
recommendations
at
ial hunt for a lost needle in a hay­
Ashland, Oregon
married 30 years, my wife still kisses fchur Hale Sprague, 7 4, died in Still-
stack. When most men are worry­ the end of the term for each child. me goud-by when I come down town old town of Shasta in 1852. and was
37G K. Main St.
Phone 131
and
she
sees
me
turn
the
corner
if
I
If
it
is
thought
best
for
the
child
ing
over
the
kind
of
rods
and
flies
a
son
of
the
late
Chief
Justice
Royal
HER AMBITION
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go home on my usual train. As a
<?> Her ankles once were slender, <S> they are going to take with them, or to remain in the same grade recom­ husband, I regard myself as an emi­ T. Sprague.
mendations
to
that
effect
however
The decedent was noted as having
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but that was years ago, <$► gathering their golf sticks together,
nent success’.”
will
be
made.
If
it
seems
best
that
for
their
vacation.
It
is
not
difficult
And climbing up a stairway
1 don’t se<5 anything mean about
,
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now makes her puff and <§> to picture President Harding lying the child be advanced to the next that.’’
grade
at
the
beginning
of
the
fall
awake these sweltering hot nghts,
•No? Well, Pipkins’ first wife eloped
Q
blow;
<}■' She keepg her bobbed hair curly <•> trying to figure out a plan, whereby semester of school, recommendations with a cheap actor, bis second wife
divorced him, and he and his present
he can induce congress to put over to that effect will be made.
her husband pays the
It i8 perfectly safe to say that wife have most of their communica­
the ship subsidy bill, the tariff, and
price;
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tions by mall or telephone/*
<$> If ice would make her thinner, <$> maybe, the bonus bill, during the children who are not strong in any
her diet would be ice;
<g> present session without bringing of the grades will have opportunity
* With many little wrinkles ap- <•> about his ears a disrupted republi­ to make themselves safe in their MERELYJBORROWED BY DEFOE
regular grade and those of advanced
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pearing on her map,
<•> can organization.
Immortal 1 Story of Robinson Crusoe
• She wants to be a flapper and <S> He has clearly indicated, through type will stand a good chance of be­
Foundodlon the Actual Adventures
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with the flappers flap. <$> administration leaders in the house ing advanced to the next grade
SUBSCRIBE NOW FOR
The purpose of the school is to
Kiser in the Examiner.
<$> and the senate, just what he wants,
D a n ie l/c e fo e (1669-1731), the fa­
but at the present writing, the pros­ give practice teaching to the normal
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pect of his getting it, appears some­ students. However their work will mous English author, as is well
How comes it that Mr. Hearst for­ what dubious. He does not want be closely supervised by three ex known, conceived the design of “Rob­
got to dine at least once with Grover the tariff bill sidetracked for the perienced teachers chosen for their inson” Crusoe from the account he
heard of Alexander Selkirk, a Scottish
Cleveland Bergdoll?— Oregonian.
bonus bill, which latter, in its pres known ability along their special
mariner,
who hailed from the fishing
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ent form and as it has been favor lines.
village of Largo, in Flfeshlre. Sel­
AND YOU HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF
Government experts will, under ably reported from committee, he
It Is a double opportunity for our kirk was left on the Island of Juan
take to prove that Roy Gardner, the has given notice he will veto, any­ community a8 the children have the Fernandez in the Pacific ocean, as a
famous mail bandit, “went wrong,’ way. On the other hand, Senator six weeks instruction and at no cost punishment toy mutiny, and his his­
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• GETTING THIS C A R
owing to a crack on the head he re McCumber, chairman of the finance to the individuals or to the com­ tory is briefly given in the memorial
tablet, which 'In recent times has been
ceived while working as a miner committee, yesterday came out flat- munity.
erected
on that island: “In memory
Some victims of bandits have “gone footed with a declaration that he
The school will begin Wednesday,
of
Alexander
Selkirk, mariner, a na­
west from similar treatment
would defy the president and force June 21, at 8 in the morning and tive of Largo* In the county of Fife,
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the bonus bill on its passage. That closes at 11:45 each day. Pupils Scotland, who lived on this Island In
Uncle Sam is putting the Biblical is that.
will take their regular grade books complete solifiude for four years and
adage of not letting the right hand
Then comes the ship subsidy bill, with them. There will be no after­ four months. He was landed from {
the Cinque Ports galley, 96 tons, 16
know what the left is doing, to a a pet measure of the president, and noon sessions.
guns,
A. D. 1704, and was taken off)
pretty severe test, in selling liquor one which he insists must pass at
It is hoped that there will be from
in
the
Duke privateer, February 12,!
on his ships, while denying the priv­ the present session of congress. For 100 to 200 pupilg present themselves
1706.
He
died lieutenant of H M S
ilege of wettng the parcher throats a time it looked as if it might have for instruction.
Remember there Weymouth, A. D. 1728, aged forty-
of several millions of his nephews clear sailing, when like a thunder are no charges, and that the instruc­ seven years. This tablet is erected
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clap out of a clear sky, comes an at­ tion will be high class work.
near Selkirk’s lookout by Commodore’
The Josephine caves will be open­ tack on the shipping board tronx
Powell and officers of H. M. S. Topaz, i
GEO. A. BRISCOE,
1866 A. D.” Selkirk’s cup and chest
ed on Monday, June 26th. and it the Anhauser-Busch people— erst­
Director
have
been preserved and are now to
promises to be a gala event in the while brewers of a beverage that
be
seen
in the antiquarian museum In.
history of southern Oregon. Let’s brought more or les9 fame to St.
Edinburgh.
SUNDAY
SCHOOLS
TO
help to make it a red letter dav in Louis, that the United States ship­
HOLD USpON MEETING
the history of the state. Cast busi­ ping board was trafficking in liquor,
-W olverine’’ Net Complimentary.
ness and all other cares into the thereby setting at naught the pro-
To Be Awarded by Ashland Merchants on “ Ford Day’
Somebody put something over on
There will be an all-day service at
discard on that day. and "let’s go!” vsions of the Volstead act, as well
Birney’s Bridge beyond Central the people of Michigan when they
Monday, July 3rd
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as the now thoroughly accepted ax­ Point tomorrow, being a union meet­ termed inhabitants of the state Wol­
Notice theatre managers in Lon­ iom, that the “law follows the flag."
verines. The wolverine, according
ing of several community Sunday
don are experimenting with the
The result of this bomb has been schools under fherieadership of Rev. to his most charitable biographers,
is the most detestable four-legged
“trial patron” system in the show the alignment of those who were
King, m issionir^£& the American brute of the
new world. It Is
houses You are given seats and if opposed to the ship subsidy on prin­
Sunday School union.
the largest of the weasel type of ani­
you don't like the show, you don’t ciple, and their numbers were not
There will be a union Sunday mal, which includes the mink, skunk
have to pay for them. The remark­ few, with the ardent advocates of
school in the forenoon, a picnic din­ and marten, being about the size of a
O L D A N D N E W S U B S C R IP T IO N S
able thing about this is that it is prohibition.
As a sequence, an ner at noon, and a service in the full-grown bull dog, but very short In
C A SH IN A D V A N C E
one English fad American managers amendment was offered to the bill,
the legs. Besides the wolverine, the
afternoon.
Rev.
Koehler
of
the
lo­
will not go daffy over.
which would exclude the vessels un­ cal Presbyterian church will preach skunk Is a gentlemanly and compan­
1 Month ..................
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ionable creature. He is fierce, glutton-f
der control of the shipping board, the sermon.
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ous and unspeakably filthy in his hab­
The king will dine with Ambas­ from participation in the benefits of
its.
All Ashland Christian workers are
3 Months .........................................12 'Tickets
sador Harvey next week, and If the ship subsidy. The house com­
Michigan bad fewer wolverines than
invited
to
attend
the
meeting.
6 Months ................................
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George dared say it, no doubt he mittee on merchant marine, refused
Wisconsin, Minnesota or northern New
would prefer corned beef and cab­ to entertain the , amendment, and
York In the early days. One finds the
1 Year ..............................................75 Tickets
bage. American style. — Oregonian. reported the bill favorably, In Its SCHOOL TR USTEES OPPOSE
j term “Wolverine” commonly employed
M ARRIED WOMEN TEACHERS by residents of Ohio about 100 years
Each of These Tickets Will Bear a Number, and If You
When we knew the distinguished original form. If it gets through
REDDING,
Calif.,
June
17.—
The
ago
when
they
spoke
disparagingly
of
ainbasador. some years ago , the the house now. with the handicap
Hold the Lucky One, You Get a
measure of his mental and physical of the opposition cemented by re- trustees of the Shasta Union high the settlers of Michigan. When the
boundary trouble was at Its hottest in
diet would have been taken, on an jecton of the amendment. It will be school have adopted a ruie averse the 1830’s they used It most freely
to employing women teachers who and most bitterly.
order for milk toast.
little short of a political miracle.
get married, but they have made an
Under the creumstances it Is not j exception in p k r t in favor of Mrs
Be a booster Monday night if you likely that President Hording is Augusta G. Vance. She is to teach
Boardman— Work started on de­
pot.
never were before or expect to be
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ab° Ut fUe8, r° ds ° r { ha,f t,m e- Mrs- Vance
teacher of
again. The women’s octette of the golf sticks at thia particular time. , Spanish.
Lincoln county votes $63,000
bonds to replace bridges.
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