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Dick Posey’s Poetic Tribute
We g re e t ye, on b o th e rs from out
th e g re a t C a \e s,
W h e re ve am i y o u r h ra v e irib e
a b id e ;
V. g rep t ye. g re a t ch iefs and ye
fierco b raw n y b rav es.
W e a re p io u d w hen we s ta n d by
y our side.
\ \ j o ffe r w ith g la d n e ss th e g rea t
pipe of p e a m
O ur w igw am s s ta n d open for you;
M >y w e build up a frie n d sh ip th a t
n e te r sh a ll cease,
S tro n g h e a rts t h a t will ev er bent
tru e .
L et us d rin k to y o u r h e a lth in a
n e c ta r so ra re ,
• --ar and sp a rk lin g , th is w o n d e r­
ful boon.
If s p rin g s from deep fo u n ta in s, we
c a n n o t tell w here.
And ’tis brew ed In th e sh in e of
th e m oon.
three M IL L IO N G U E ST S A T W O R L D ’S
¡L A R G EST B IR T H D A Y P A R T Y
He saw a foul s c a r on th e cit
loved,
So ugly a n d f it’hy a n d v 1?
So he ro iled up LI 5 s le e .e . a
vision he pit. ed.
As he w o rk ed like a T ro j.
w hile.
T he vision took g h a j . .1; a lam
90 g ra n d ,
. ’Tw aa an echo of !•.. a d ise 1
A nd he fin ish ed his toy w th a
tert'u l h an d .
T hen ‘he k isse d it and 1
th e r e .”
W e love o u r sw eet p a rk and wt
in its sh ad e,
’T is a b lessin g to me a n d to
F ro m th e fine silk e n s tra n d s
d rea m it w as m ade -
He d rea m ed it an d m ade it
tru e .
So we w elcom e ye
L ith ia n cam p,
And we tr u s t th a t w e o ffe r good
cheer.
Tis one sp o t in o u r
still re m a in s dam p
Let us tre a s u re it fondly and
Since c h a m p a g n e is taboo, we m ig h t
o ffe r root beer—
But th e insipid s tu f f h a s no k ick ;
T h e re 's b u tte rm ilk , c id e r— they o f­
B raves, ye com e from th e h a ils
fe r cold c h e er—
w h ere v ast eons have tro d ,
Such w eak flu id s as th a t m ak e us
W
hile
none w atched hut th e Eye
sick.
from above,
So, we pledge you in L ith ia , s p a rk ­
W h e re th e m a rb le g leam s w h ite as
ling an d b rig h t.
th e g re a t th ro n e of God,
T h a t d e liv e rs a kick w ith o u t fail.
And th e w a te rs d rip p u re as His
It flow s in o u r b e a u tifu l p a rk day
love.
an d n ig lu
Ah, th e w o n d e rfu l p a tie n c e th a t
Famous Orchestra Leader
And th ere b y h a n g s a m arv e lo u s
copated craxe recently introduced
tim e could not stop.
miles away, Mrs. Whiteman was
tale.
to Broadway.
Plays
By
Radio
For
W hile th e B u ild er his tem p le did
seating herself in fro n t o f he:
Makes Audience Dance
c a s t;
Mother
Two
Thou­
newly-installed receiving set ant
Once a g re a t w a rrio r, a c h ie f w ith ­
After he got three million of m »
1 Now He sh a p ed form s a n d fancies
the first birthday party ever given
o u t peer.
standing for the ‘Star Spangle*
sand
Miles
Away
from each c ry s ta l drop.
by radio was on.
Banner, he gave us no chance m
A d re a m e r of m arv e lo u s d rea m s,
As th e ages slipped in to i h e p a s t.;
sit
down before he had us
O ur g re a t m edicine, o u r p ro p h e t and
M
o
th
e
r
“
Listens
I
n
”
.'EW Y ork C it y .—The miles that
Sw eet silen ces reig n ed in th o se vast
seer.
to
‘Ty-Tee’/
’ chuckle*, the card qf
A
success?
Ask
Mrs.
Whiteman,
i y between Paul Whiteman in New
M arble H alls
thanks
of
one
of the three milMm
O ur tr ib e ’s fa ire s t p ro m ise, it
Y ork City and Mrs. James W ilber­ who hadn’t seen h6r boy o r heard
E re J e h o v a h had fash io n e d th e
guests.
seem s,
force Whiteman in Denver did not him play fo r three years and hadn’t
ear.
Ftood a t a sp o t w here G od’s n e c ta r
“Sit down? My, I didn’t, urn
frevent the well-known o r A « ! «
Save th e w a te r th a t d rip p ed
way—not the whole time," o Z
is q u affed
th o se g lis te n in g w alls.
mented Mother W hitm a n
W hile p ro p h ecies gleam ed
E v e r b u ild in g a n d b u ild in g each
they told her about this letter.
eye.
y ear.
T hen lay h im self dow n a n d he
was too excited. I felt about it /w t
And tim e d rag g e d his ste p s o ’e r th e
like any flapper, even if
a deep d ra u g h t.
long d re a ry tra il,
sion did mark—well, I won’t m
And he sucked th a t g re a t fo u n ta in
And m an k in d cam e in to his ow n;
what birthday. Anyway, I ’m yomM
bone dry.
San S a lv ad o r w elcom ed C o lu m b u s’
enough to »tin be allowed to ream Z
S tra ig h tw a y th e sw eet n e c ta r leaped
w hite sail.
that
it V M ’«MM f a r t / ,*
w ild th ro u g h each vein.
But G od’s m aste rp ie c e slu m b e re d
And c ast o 'e r his s p irit its spell,
unknow n.
»NEW DANCE HAS MADE HIT
W h ile his m anly form lu rc h e d to th e
reel of h is b ra in —
’T w as a ja g t h a t fra il to n g u e c a n ­ And m en fo u n d ed hom es in o u r Gothamites Take to Im portation From
London, Though It Seems Rather
not tell.
b e a u tifu l lan d ,
a Childish Pastime. •
On th e sh o re s of th e f a r e a s te rn
T hen he saw a sw eet vision w hile
sea,
m e r e s a new dance stu n t in town.
s ta n d in g alo n e,
A nd b u ild ed a g o v e rn m e n t sp le n d id It's the bulloon dance and it's fr >m
And th e u n iv erse ro u n d hint did
a n d g ra n d .
dear old London, don’t you know. It’s
sp in ;
a
bit of all right, foo.
G ra n tin g freedom to you a n d to
A
few nights ago it was introduced
Like th e s c u lp to r of old who view ed
m e;
a
t
the
Rendezvous—one of Broad
th e ro u g h sto n e -
T hen w e stw a rd it hey s u rg e d in a
Noted Welsh Orator to Be at Chautauqua Has Lecture Con
w
ay’s
m
ost
exclusive supper clubs
Al’d beheld a sw eet an g el w ithin.
vast se e th in g h o rd e,
And it m ade a trem endous bit, says
tract Covering Six Years
E v er b u ild in g an d b u ild in g w ith the New York W orld.
c a re ,
A toy balloon is tied to the ankle of
Yet th e voice o f th a t silen ce still each dancer of the fa ir sex and the
idea is to get through a close-tittlng
w h isp ered u n h e a rd .
W hile Old B aldy stood se n tin e l foxtrot or u toddle w ith the balloon
still Intact. T h at is th e g irl’s idea.
th e re .
The idea of the men dancers is to
And th en , a fte rw h ile , in th e B u ild ­
break as m any balloons as possible
e r s ’ ow n tim e,
without stepping out of the dance, o n
W hen th e rip e n e ss o f h a rv e s t w as a crow ded floor the balloons have
rig h t,
about as much chance as u snowball
a t a S m all E xpense a n d
He lifte d th e veil from H is tem p le in—well, a w arm er place th an New
No D an g er to Stock
York. However, a prize is ottered to
su b lim e,
GAS BALI, RODENT KILLER
A nd a w orld s ta n d s a g h a s t a t th e the woman who can em erge from the
m aze of the dunce with her balloon
sig h t.
L ig h t w ith M atch an d
still flying.
P u t in H ole
One young lady a t th e Rendezvous
I Opera glasses will
. B ut you need a g’.:»«
¡pour out the contents
(Contents are rig h t yt>
glasses to see- the eho-
Too Much Travel.
Tw o rival w estern towns, each
boasted of the prow ess of th eir foot­
ball team s and a gam e was arranged
One town bet heavily on its team , and
to m ake Hie result fairly certain, hired
a
celebrated
professional . player
Early in the gam e be m ade a sensa
tlonal run of 70 yards to a touch
down—and to the surprise of the spec
tato rs was im m ediately removed from
the game. The m anager gave ibis ex
p la u a tio n :
“Why, we gu aran tee to pay th at guy
the ra te of a d o lu r a y ard ! I)o you
think I w anted to see the town go
b u ste d ?”
T he fam ous redwood trees of C ali­
fornia have m an) uses. From them
come hair dyes, -nseciicide and also
the usual num ber of wood products
These trees a tta in their great agi
because they a re i.on-resinous. They
grow 50 feet before they branch, am.
th eir root grow th -s enormous, cover
ing a great expanse of earth.
In m anufacturing redwood products
th ere has alw ays been a great w ash
until recently, wl. n a m achine was
invented which practically t e a r s tin
’T ’H E R E a re w ays of m ak in g b ra n
gems. R ene A njard, chef of th e
V aldorf-A storia, New York, has a
recipe all of his own, which occu­
pies a prom inent place in the ho­
tel’s diet lists.
T he W aldorf-A storia, by th e way,
has a whole series of m enus on sci­
entific diet lists, and these b ra n
gems can be found in alm ost every
one of them. T his is the way Mon­
sieur A njard m akes his bran gem s:
One and one-half cups of bran,
one teaspoonful of baking soda, one
tablespoonful of b u tter, three-
fourths cup of sour cream or but­
term ilk, one-fourth cup of sugar.
Mix together and bake In a hot
oven for tw enty m inutes.
Thl»
m akes six gems.
W. A. SHELL
B A R K E R
S afety blades re sh a rp e n e d
like new. S ingle b it, 30o
doz. D obule b it. 6()c doz.
C hildren’s Work A
Specialty
Chautauqua Third Day
Friday, May 26th
E v a n s H a s B u s y T im e A h e a d
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Non-Explosive
Non-PoLsonous to Handle
And Sure to Kill
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Men,
th e v a st h o rd e s a r e com ing
from f a r a n d fro m n e a r,
To d rin k in th e se r a p tu r o u s joys,
May th e la tc h s trin g h a n g o u t in o u r
valley so d e a r,
L e t us help you to w elcom e th em ,
boys.
Cameo Corset
By Factory
Demonstration
Expert
MISS HAZEL STEPHEN
Ib.xpert ( orsetiers and Demonstrator
lor CAMCO CORSETS and Camp’s
Surgical Corsets, will he at the store
two days—Monday and Tuesday of
next
week, and will he pleased to meet
till who are interested in proper corset
fitting.
Come and
Learn
No Obligation
to Purchase
actually won the prize. But the pop­
ping of the colored spheres rem inded
one of th e popping of cham pagne
corks.
Anyway, It’s a g reat boon for the
balloon m anufacturers. F or the dunce
floors of the average toddle sanctuary
are so small th a t th e only way to keep
off one’s p a rtn e r’s balloon is to step
on her feet—and th a t is not very pop­
ular with tiie fa ir Mux.
P layw rights and th ea tric al producers
predict th e re tu rn of th e costum e play
and the awashbucklln* m elodram a. Rut
the youngsters of New York seem to
have realized th is prophecy, in their
games.
Woodqp sw ords, um brella rib dag­
gers and crossbow s have supplanted
dummy rifles and b arrel stave a rtil­
lery pieces th a t w ere popularized by
the W orld war.
Sword play, w ith hickory rapiers and
fragile crate-cover cutlasses seem to
have asserted a rom antic appeal over
Infantry charges and vocal “bing!
b a n g s !” T he vacant lot is no longer
no m an’s land, but a rock-strew n heath
or a tin can infested moor, where
F rank ie and Johnny would ‘‘do each
o ther in m ortal com bat as S paniard
and D utchm an in th e low lands.”
T here is m ore realism in the sword
th an In th e pistol, w ith which one
m ust say “B ing!" B an g !” Rock piles
have become castles a fte r the fashion
of the A rthurian legends and lance
arm ed knights guard draw bridges of
planks or old doors over im itation 1
m oats.—P ittsb u rg h D ispatch.
Prolific Banana.
T he productivity of the bannnn is
g rea ter than th a t of any a th e r food­
bearing plant. One acre and a little
labor wifi nnnnally produce 17,000
pounds of bananas. One rem arkable
fe a tu re is Its im m unity from disease.
for a few
days only
*
Travelers size bottle
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L iq u id S h a n
J__y lifeless and impossible to
arrange, this new Wildroot treat­
ment discovered by a hairdresser
will transform your appearance.
Apply Wildroot Liquid Shampoo
and wash as usual, rinsing three
or four times. After drying
massage Wildroot Hair Tonic
into the roots of the hair with
the finger tips.
RETURNING TO SWORD PLAY
New York Children in T h eir Games,
Seem to Have Abandoned “ Mod­
ern
W arfare.”
SPECIAL -
,gleaned from th e
Of the C h au tau q u a and
m world, th a t A rth u r W alw yn E vans has the longest term lectu re con-
t of any speaker. T h e co n tract w as m ade in 1918 and calls fo r at least 20-
ires per y e a r fo r a period of six years. Dr. E vans came from W ales ahou!
'o y ears ago»and th e work of th e b rillia n t young o ra to r a ttra c te d Immedl-
attention. T h e Affiliated m anagers of Am erica w ere quick to realize his
e and signed him up fqr a six-year c o n tra c t to a p jie ar in th e United
t’b and C anada. H e sp eak s a t C h au tau q u a th e th ird night. S u b je ct: “Le
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