P àgé 'îtt'ü Ashland AffiLÂffà bÁTLí TÍDlAuS Saturday, May 6, l t r j i ^ ¡■MB» shoes, filthy bones, pieces of rtaüs- train which arrives in that city at also being considerably shortened. T«« Much Latitude. eating cloth, and numerous other Established 1876 7 p. m. “Here'« a funny item,’’ said Mrs. As soon as the Ashland-Klamath PabUsbed Every Evening Except things equally delightful to handle Johnson, in the mldet of her reading. Charles B. Howard makes this Falls star route service goes into or behold. But the dog liked that Sunday* "A professor says folk« ort to »pend schedule conscientiously, Sundays THE ASHLAND PRINTING GO. sort of thing. at least an hour at the dinner .table.” and holidays included. On account effect, the closed pouch letter mail There are folks with the same sort from the Ashland post office to Port­ “An heor?” exclaimed Gap Johnsqd officia B city and c 6 unty of Instinct. They delight in gather­ •f Rumpo« Ridge, Ark. “Great gun« of the new state highway over the land on train 16 /will be discon­ PAPER TELEPHONE 39 ing up whatever is rotten, whatever of Iron! What in torment would our Green Springs mountain, and the tinued. It behooves Ashland pa­ 14 children be eating after the first 20 additional work on the state high­ trons to keep this in mind closely is soiled, whatever is repulsive and E. J. BARRETT, Editor minutes, unless they att up the table way east of Pinehurst, which will be and get their mail in the post office ____________________________ peddle It at their neoghbor’s door- and then began on each other?”—Kan­ completed about July 1, the road in time for train 54, as otherwise s-ubacriptiou Price Delivered in City: step. Their couversat on Is an end- sas City Star. will afford rapid travel and the sea­ it will not leave Ashland until train One month ............................... $ .65 j less flow of criticism and advertis son for traveling over the mountain 12 the next morning. The closing For Thawing Motor Engine«. ?»°hD th a ........................... 1 ling of flaws and defects. When a Prof. Charles A. Robb of the Univer­ to Klamath Falls will be lengthened hour for mail for train 54 is 3’X.‘. Ona year ................................. 7.50 man “as a dozen Mood points and sity of Alberta, It Is announced, has considerably, the time for the trip p. m. Mail and Rural Routes ; one bad one they see the bad one discovered an ether mixture which — .2 . . . I m- I.l 1 1 « One mouth ...................-...........$ .65 through a magnifying lass. We all solves the problem of starting motor Three months ........................... 1-95 despise a woman busybody who ped- engines in Intensely cold weather. hix m o n th s .............................. 3-50jd le s repulaiveness. But the old he Opportunity for a final test of the One year • • •• • d.5( preparation came during a recent cold i hen who is a gossip of the kind that ADVERTISING RATES spell when the mercury fell far below j knows only to find the bad and de Display A dvertising / zero, A Llberty-12 motor of 400 horse Sin :e insertion, each inch...........30c caying Is the worst old hen of all. power was left outdoors all night and Try it for a week; keep your YEARLY CONTRACTS was Immovably frozeu by morning. Display Advertising mouth shut unless you can say The actual time taken to start the en­ One time a week........ ............27%c something nice and commendable gine with the new mixture was seven Two time? a week.................... 25 c about people. Unless you are an ut- minutes. When the experiments were Evejy other day........ 20 c terly petrified fool you can begun last year, it took an hour and a find Local R eaders half to start the same engine with the Each line, each tim e...................10c something perfectly lovely in the mercury only five degrees below. worst man you know. To run every other dUy for one il mth. each line, each tim e .. 7c This new ru d d er Is cupable of stopping a boat w ithin its own length and To run- every issue for one month D odge B rothers Shah BelltvM In Mascot«. when set in a certain position can practically spin a boat in a circle. The NAILING A LIE or more, each line, each tim e .. 5c MOTOR. CAR Probably no monarch is a more firm Classified Column The regularity with which mis photograph shows rudder in closed position to make a quick stop. believer In the power of the mascot One cent - the each time. — - word f i ----------- representations regarding the en- than the young shah of Persia. He has To run every issue for one m onth;. .. „ . , .. . - , , “After what seemed an intermin­ nearly 200 mascots, most of them heir­ or more. fcc the word each time. b e r n e n t of the traffic laws in Ash- ing. One thing is certain. The dam- land are being nade by Pacific aging statements will travel a great able wait> the patrol QOted varioug looms, which have played some part Legal Rate faster than will any denial ofl„„„„ . . , First time, per 8-point line........ 10c coa3t newspapers, is getting to be deal . . . inaccuracy. gangs of men at work. They * were In the history of his predecessors. the , Chief among these is s cube of amber Each subsequent time, per 8- decidedly monotonous. The Med _________________ combating that most terrifying, which, according to eastern lore, fell pcint line ............................... A 6c most ungovernable and dangerous from heaven In Mahomet’s time. It is Card of th a n k s ......................... >1.00 ford Mail-Tribune never fails to Obituaries, the line ................... 2%c take a crack at Ashland whenever ot fall rebellious elements— the for- supposed to ward off danger, and the Fraternal Orders and Societies opportunity presents gtself, appar <$> FOREST FABLES est fire. For a day and night and shah usually wears it round his neck. Advertising for fraternal orders ently indifferent as to whether the another day the battle waged. or societies charging a regular initi­ statements to which that newspaper --------- Grimy men, black as the charred RAILWAY MAIL OFFICIALS ation fee and dues, no discount Re­ CONFER WITH POSTMASTER trunks around them, worn to the ligious and benevolent orders wUl "be , gives currency, are based on facts Burning Homes W. C. Vandervoort, superinten­ charged the regular rate for an ad or otherwise. A day or two since it “On the third day of last August last stages of exhaustion, fought on dent of the railway mall service for vertlslng when an admission or other printed an interview with an auto a man set fire to more than a score —cutting away underbrush, dyna- charge is made. dealer.named Myers, in which thé of homes. Every home was entirely miting logs and trees, beating out the northwest states and Alaska, and latter told of his experience in trav­ consumed and there was no insur­ the slinking fringes of advancing Chief Clerk Albert S. Rand, of Port­ W hat C onstitutes A dvertising In order to allay a misunderstand­ eling through California without ance. The man went on his way, if ground fire, shouting onej to an- land, were in Ashland Thursday, ing among some as to what consti­ his dealer’s license, and. how, every­ not rejoicing, at least without visible other pltove the crackling inferno discussing railway mail service mat­ tutes news and what advertising, ters with Postmaster E. J. Kaiser. we print this very simple rule, which where, he was cautioned to watch evidence of regret. He had no fear of heat and smoke, panting like The summer service on the Ashland- is used by newspapers to differenti­ out for Ashland. He asserted that of punishment because the homes limited animals around the water Klamath Falls star route will begin ate between them: “ALL futiife the traffic officers let him go he had destroyed were not yet built; barrels where they slaked their events, where an admission charge through the state unmolested, when they were still in the tree trunks j thirst with the lukfw aim liquid, Wednesday, May 10, according to is made or a collection is taken IS the plans and the schedule as ADVERTISING.” This applies to he made the explanation that he had awaiting the magic wand of industry but gaining, almost imperceptibly at agreed upon will leave Ashland at organizations and societies of every forgotten his dealer’s license and to give them habitable form. But first, yet gradually with greater cer- kind as well as to Individuals. had left it at home. He told, too, economically these homes were de- ainty as the weary hours dragged 9:45 a. m. and arrive nt Klamath All reports of such activities after that he was careful as soon as he stroyed as surely as though the on. And amid the confusion and Falls at 3 p. m. Leaving Klamath they have occurred Is news. Falls the schedule will be 7:50 a. m. All coming social or organization approached Ashland to sent to Med­ trees had been made into lumber, j crash of falling timber the ranger and arriving in Ashland at 1 o’clock meetings of societies where no ford for it. so that when he drove and the lumber into structures, and his foreman generated the bat- p. m. This service is especially val­ money contribution is solicited, initi­ through here he would not be held and this is the way it happened: | tie. ation charged, or collecton taken IS up. It was the vacation season, and “Several days later a wide, bar- uable to Klamath Falls residents NEWS. Had the editor, who handled that an automobile carrying a party ofjren scar lay upon the mountainside, and business men as it affords them 16-18 S. FIR MEDFORD, ORE PHONE 304 Entered at the Ashland, Oregon, interview, used just ordinary blue tourists stopped on a road th a t, still smouldering in places where the an opportunity to get their mail on Sedan $1665. Coupe $1490. Touring Car $1075. Roadster $1025. Fostoffice as Second-class Mall Mat­ pencil sense, he would have discov­ wound through a magnificient stand black splinters of the charred train 54 each evening, which lands Panel Business Car $1165. Screen Business Car $1040 ter. ered the animus at once in the fact of Douglas fir, in western Washing-j stumps pointed like accusing fing- in Portland early the next morning. Chassis No. 1 and 3, $890 that no Oregon dealer’s license is ton. The travelers sat in rapturous ers, and still sent out masses of yel- It also delivers first class mail and r^UMME »P laygrouf recognized in the state of California admiration of the quiet forest scene lowish white smoke. The scar cov- daily newspapers before the business any more than a California dealer’s and rhapsodized over the great ered hundreds of acres and it would day closes, much in advance of the license is recognized in Oregon. The trees that columned their majestic continue to smoulder and smoke for statement that Myers had buncoed beauty as far as the eye could see. weeks, white ail about in the ad- his way through California with the One of the men of the party lit a jacent woods were fire guards con- cock-and-bull story that he had left contemplative cigarette Jand tossed ' stantly vigilant to see that the en his dealer’s license in Medford, the match to the side of the road, emy did not creep out and strike ; again. stamps the whole story as a fabrica­ and the auto passed on. “Half an hour later an aeroplane “And far away the automobile tion. If there is any particular class of citizens who should be careful in patrol flying high above the moun­ tourists journeyed carefree and ut obeying the traffic laws it is an au­ tain range saw yellowish smoke bal­ terly unconcerned. At a sawmill tomobile dealer. In the case of My­ looning over the tree tops. He they stopped for a few minutes to ers he thought^it a splendid oppor­ moved his control and turned in watch the logs in slow procession tunity to get back at Ashland, for that direction. Upon the chart in from the pond to the band safvs SOLOMONITES the reason that he had once been the machine before him he located ‘What a shame!’ exclaimed the man held up here for driving his machine the fire approximately, then re- with the cigarette, in a burst of sen- through the streets at a rate1 turned quickly to a mountain fire timental revolt, "What a shame to When you hear an actress say- cut down these beautiful trees!” ing, after getting her di- <$> far and away beyond the pale of any station ten miles away. law in the country. It is easy to un- vorce. •$> That she has an inclination to <•> derstand the animus of Myers, but M ake O regon S afe for the REPUBLICAN PARTY ■$> pursue a single course, <$> not quite so easy to account for the <♦> Don’t decide that it’s a pity <$> Mail-Tribune permitting Itself to be That a lady who’s so pretty <8> used to serve the ulterior purposes • Should be left to face condi- of the disgruntled Myers. ♦ tiens unprotected a n d <$> Another case Illustrating the alone. recklessness with which defamatory For her troth, no doubt, is <$> stories are circulated with reference fourteen are not complete and cannot be submitted for con­ < î » plighted <$> to Ashland is that of the Courier- sideration unless they are put into legal form. io another who’s delighted <§> Free Press of Redding, which recent­ To possess the chance to make ly printed a gross misstatement ♦ her temporarily his own. <$> with regard to the traffic laws as The legal description must be given. enforced here, in which It was stat­ « * ed that J. T. Haviland, local district The option must be acknowledged before a notary public. Woik wins when wishing loses; manager of the California State Au­ the worker wins confidence, the tomobile association, and H. William wisher forfeits even respect. Nolle, another (association official, Each option must be signed and acknowledged by both • * were arrested here while traveling husband and wife. Luck plays with cards and dice, at a rate not exceeding ten miles an fate plays with laws, pluck uses hour. This is so grossly inaccurate reason, law and order; thus pluck as to almost make it ridiculous. The As much care should be taken in filling out the option as gets there with the least hazard. state law fixes a speed limit through • • would he used in filling out a deed. towns at 20 mites an hour and also Dawning is the day when all fixes the speed limit in passing printers are realizing that they owe schools at 12 miles an hour. It is Please comply with these requirements, as the options must no more to the public than the pub­ unfortunate for the. tourists, and not lic owes to them. Pro Bono Pub­ less so for Ashland, that two of its be in legal form as required by the investors, I have no lico has had his day. schools are on the Pacific highway. • • Tidings New Rudder That Works Wonders O ver 7 0 0 ,0 0 0 ow ners GEO. L. TREICHLER MOTOR CO. RE-ELECT Out of Thirty - Eight Options Filed To Date RALPH L WILLIAMS republican NATIONAL COMMITTEEMAN KEEP THE WEST IN POWER Springfield business college Her reived this irom an Iowan: “Please let me kno mutch it would coste for you to tern me typeriting. I all­ ready kno how to spel gude.” There were 11 contests in the re­ cent democratic and republican pri­ maries for the election of wet or dry congressmen. Ten of these con­ tests were won by the drys. It is expected that Illinois will send to the next congress 19 dry congress­ men and 8 wet. In Chicago candi­ dates endorsed by dry leaders won 82 per cent of the nominations in the primaries on April 11. THE GOSSIP Friend ot mine had a little dog that lorqd rtilj'iish,. Every night doggie went forth to hunt for the tilings he liked. Next morning on the doorstep was found a rare as aortment, such as dead cats, old In th e City lim its th e 20-m ile-an- feour law in enforced, and large sliena are posted at th e city lim it«, uniuiuneing that fact. School warn­ in gs are posted a block aw ay on e ith ­ er tdde o f the schools. O fficers are station ed at th ese tw o latter points to see that the law is observed be­ tween w liat is design ated as “school hours"— that is, bet w en 8 a. m. and •> p. 111. At all other hours th e 20- niile-an-hour law is in e ffect. The Only Westerner Ever Eleeted Vice-Chairman of the Republican Na­ tional Committee The Republican National Commitee consists of one member from each state in the Union, and is the political organization of the party. In June. 1921, at the Committee’s first meeting after the inaugura­ tion of President Warren G. Harding, every state cast its vote for Ralph E. Williams, of Oregon for vice-chairman of the Committee, recognizing by their unanimous vote his fitness and ability as a leader to fill this responsible position. A vote for Ralph E. Williams for Republican National Committee­ man will confirm the action of the forty-eight states in electing him vice chairman of the Republican National Committee, a position never before held by a Western man. Ralph E. Williams bf Oregon, as vice-chairman of the Republican National Committee, is directly in line to become National Chairman, the highest position attainable in the Republican organization A National Committeeman on the National Committee does not make or execute the laws, but carries out the policies- and platform of the party adopted by the delegates at each previous National Convention. Mr. Williams is senior member of the National’ Committee. Senior­ it? in this committee gives one the same power as seniority in the United These are the facts, these associa­ tion officers to the contrary notwith­ standing. The pernicious effects of these misrepresentations can be readily estimated, when it is real­ ized that when statements of this character find their way into the columns of a reputable newspaper, they are reprinted in other papers. In this instance, the article referred States Senate. to was reproduced in the current is- su