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iucM lay, 5isiy 2, I:i2d
come u candidate, the only requis- have assim ilated it, you may be able
the child may have a norm al and it occurred.
ite being a certain num ber of sig n a -|to analyze this sentence:
ID n > n V* l i n U
1 O
2?
Established
1876
healthy life and grow th; cares for
It later developed the automobile
* I must blouse now to meet some
Published Every Evening Except tures to a petition. The result, as
his' child’s mind, th a t the child may was stolen from J. Fitzpatrick, of
in the case at K lam ath, is a p le n ti-, tomato and lap some noodle juice,
Sunday
take his proper place in a world of Chico, while he watched the rodeo
THE ASHLAND PRINTING GO.
tude of office seekers, but a decided and then for an egg harbor.”
thinking people; and such a parent events at Vina Thursday afternoon
Dimbox— A taxicab,
OFFICIAL CITY AND COUNTY~ scarcity in candidates possessing the
m ust also train his child’s character
m ental qualifications to acceptably
H andcuff— Engagem ent ring,
PAPER
religiously, th at the world may be-, Save your iorests from fire. Be
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fill the offices sought.
Anchor— Box of flowers.
come morally fit. Unless this is careful with fire in the woods.
Clothesline— One who tells neigh­
E . J. BA RR ETT, E ditor
done, trained bodies and trained
borhood secrets.
SITES FOR HOTEL
minds may simply add to the de­
RESULTS TELL
Subscription P rice D elivered in City
Static— Conversation th a t means
The first active move for securing
structive forces of the world.”
One month .................................. $ .65 the big tourist hotel for Ashland is nothing,
Three m o n t h s .............................. 1.95 now under way. In another column
The Ashland churches urge that There Can Be No Doubt About th e
Oilcan—
An
imposter,
R esu lts in A shland
Six months .................................. 3.75
you bring your family to the church
Boob tickler— Girl who has to en-
Results tell the tale.
Ona year .................................... 7.60 will be found an advertisem ent ask-
services and visit Sunday school w ith, * All doubt is removed.
Mail and R ural R outes
ing for options on ground which, i n 1 tertain her father's custom ers from
your children next Sunday.
The testimony of an Ashland citi­
One month .................................. $ .65 the opinion of the owner, might be out of town,
zen can easily be investigated.
Three months .............................. 1.95 deemed suitable for a hotel. These
Ritz— Stuck up.
What better proof can be had?
Six m onths ...................................... 3.50
Alarm
clock—
A
chaperon.
options
are
being
handled
by
Mr.
W.
Hardy, retired, 586 Eeast Main
One year ..................................... 6,.6t
¡STOLEN AUTO DRIVEN
street, Ashland, says: “ I have used
Crepe hanger— A reform er.
Bert Greer as the representative of
IN CREEK AND DROW NED Doan’s Kidney Pills and wouldn’t be
ADVERTISING RATES
Cuddle cootie— Young man who
the Investors, and are to be tu rn ­
i without them. I had attacks of kid­
Display Advertising
Sic ie insertion, each in ch ........... 30c ed over by him to the estim ator, takes a girl for a ride on a bus.
RED BLUFF. Calif., May 2.— ney complaint and lumbago and suf­
Dud— A wall flower.
who is expected here w ithin the
,
YEARLY CONTRACTS
Mystery shrouds an accident that fered with dull backaches and pains
through my kidneys.
My kidneys
Display A dvertising
Fire alarm — A divorced woman.
next two weeks, to look over the
resulted In an automobile running , weren’t acting right when I began
ine time a w eek.......................
Strikebreaker — Young woman
s’tu a'lo n , and probably decide on a
off the bridge spanning Pine creek using Doan’s Kidney Pills. They soon
Two times a week......................25 c site for the hotel.
who goes with her friend’s "steady”
near the Hale &. Walsh ranch, south 1 relieved these ailm ents and eased the
iveiy other d a y ......... ............... 20 c
In order th a t this work may be while there is a coolness.
Local R eaders
of Vine. The car was found in the aches and pains. I heartily endorse
; Doan’s for they are a remedy of
Sack line, each tim e .................... lOt expedited, It Is essential th a t these
bottom of the creek, the machine m erit."
To run every other dby for one
options be placed with Mr. G reer at
WEDDED TO HIS JOB
having turned turtle. No one In the
Price 60 cents at all dealers. Don’t
month, each line, each tim e. . 7c as early a date as possible. It will
We
recently
heard
a
man
boasting
ue’ghborhood. it was stated, had simply ask for a kidney remedy— get
To ru if every issue for one month
or more, each line, each tim e. . 5i be noted th a t the m atter of commis- th at he had been on the same job
seen the accident, nor had anybody Doan’s Kidney Pills— the same th a t
Mr. Hardy had. Foster-M ilburn Co..
slons has been elim inated entirely in for 15 years w ithout any vacation,
C lassified Colum n
been seen leaving the place where ' Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
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One cent the word each time.
connection with the purchase of a There is som ething wrong with
To run every issue for one month site. There is to be no speculation man like that. Why should anyone
or more, %c the word each time.
Announcement uf another royal engagement is expected soon. It is re­
in this, the initial step in the big take pride in attain in g a record for
Legal R ate
ported that Albert, duke of York, brother of the prince of Wales, Is to marry
F irst time, per 8-point lin e ......... 10c enterprise. It is not the purpose to stupidity? If a man has no other Lady Rachel Cavendish, daughter of the duke of Devonshire.
Each subsequent time, per 8-
discourage this great Investment by interest in life, aside from his job,
point line .................................
5c any attem pt to hold up the Investor then he’s so narrow -guaged that he
A T
most im portant for the grower to which gives her plenty of opportun­
Card of t h a n k s ............................ $1.00
Obituaries, the line .................... 2 Vic by sky-line prices. The property isn’t of much value even on the consider at this time. As the aim ity to display th a t versatility which
boom is bound to follow in due time job. When a man treats his Job as m ust be to get the poison in the
F raternal Orders and S ocieties
Advertising for fratern al orders and the real estate men and owners an endurance test, and is proud of calyx cups, sufficient tim e and e n ­ has made her such a favorite of pic­
tu re fans.
or societies charging a regular initi­ of other property will undoubtedly a long no-vacation record, the
deavor
m
ust
be
expended
to
do
a
As a member of Uncle Sam’s
ation fee and dues, no discount. Re­ reap a harvest as the result of the
for a real place to out. H om e cooked m eals served fam ily style.
chances are that it is the only thing thorough job. W here a particular
ligious and benevolent orders will ’be
sleuths. Miss Dana portrays the role
B
reakfast to order.
R egular dinner, 50 cents. Sunday chicken
charged the regular rate for atl ad e re c to n of the hotel. Get the hotel he can be proud of. Moreover, he variety blooms with little uniform ­ of a girl, who, assigned to watch a
(tinner,
75
cents.
J
u
st
across from Library— 425 E ast Main. St.
vertlslng when an admission or other here first. That is the first essen­ may be trying to hide the fact th at ity, the spraying program should
wealthy
business
man,
finds
that
as
charge Is made.
tial; the great objective. All the he is afraid to take a vacation lest be altered to meet the conditions, j
MR. and MRS. HUDNELL, Props.
his stenographer, she can discover
benefits which should naturally ac­ his boss should find out how little Spray when the petals are off th e '
W hat C onstitutes A dvertising
nothing
incrim
inating,
so
is
assigned
In order to allay a m isunderstand­ crue to Ashland will follow In due he is needed.
strong central blossom of the clu s­ to watch a young ex-soldier who
ing among some as to what coÀ ti- tim e.
As a rule, the man
an 1 in
----- who
-- — has Kit
11 te r is the rule. An interval of six to i frequently visits him.
Convinced
tutes news and what advertising,
In filling out these f^jpfcions, it
idea of his own indispensabil- ten days occurs with most varieties
th a t he is the go-between for the
we print this very simple rule, which
is used by newspapers to d iffe re n t should be borne in mind, th at t h e : ity, is Die one who can be most eas- between the time the petals fall and smugglers, she watches him so well
ate between them : "ALL futrfre owner is obligated to do only one ily spared.
the calyx cup closes.
that love threatens to upset the care­
events, where an admission charge thing, and th at is, to sell the prop
ful plans of the government man-
Is made or a collection is tak es IS e r|y at the price named in the op
EQUIP WITH THE BEST TACKLE
FARM REMINDERS
VIOLA DANA, AGENT
hunters. and Cupid and the law have
ADVERTISING.” This applies to tion. If the investor does not pur­
(G. A. C. Experim ent Station)
organizations and societies of every
Me Have the Latest, and the
OF SECRET SERVICE an adventurous time in solving the
chase
the
property
offered,
the
op
Different brands of landplaster
kind as well as to individuals.
exciting problem.
Best in
All reports of such activities after tion is returned to the owner with- vary in price, but the lowest priced
Viola Dana, as a federal secret
they have occurred is news.
out anyone becoming cognizant of its 'o n e is not necessarily the cheapest
RODS AND REELS, BASKETS, EGGS, ETC.
All coining social or organization term s, except the investor’s accred- Land plaster should be bought on service agent, comes to the Vining PR ESIDENT HARDING SAYS
th eater tonight and tomorrow, when
meetings of societies where no
GO TO CHURCH SUNDAY
As a Precaution, so None Will Question Your
money contribution is solicited, initi­ ited representative. The entire tran s­ the basis of the percentage of cal­ the Metro sta r will be seen in “ There
Veracity, KODAK Your Catch
ation charged, or colleCton taken IS action is of a confidential nature, cium sulfate it contains. The per­ Are No Villians,” a thrilling story
Apropos of "C hildren’s W eek” in
NEW S.
and It must be borne in mind th at centage composition varies as much
of opium smugglers on the Pacific Sunday school work, the following
We Have Them
Entered at the Ashland, Oregon. the investors are big men, accus- as 20 per cent, hence it is an im- coast.
quotation is very timely, coming as
Postoffice as Second-class Mall Mat­ tomed to do things in a big way, and portant factor to consider,
In this story of the operations of it does from the head of the nation.
ter.
whose word is their bond in the,
Sulfur G ets Rose xMildew
a skillful band of crooks, Miss Dana
President
H arding
says:
"I
commercial world.
Roses need to be dusted with fine appears in an entirely different role
strongly
feel
th
at
every
good,
par­
“ Don’t Forget to Put Out Your Campfire”
The main essential at this time is dusting sulfur or a prepared three- from any of her recent pictures, one
¡ uwie ^P layg & ound '
ent cares for his child’s body, that
to see to It th at no stum bling blocks in-one dusting m ixture to keep rose
OF AMERICA"
are placed in the way of the great mildew and other troubles in check.
enterprise which means so much to
W et Lands May Be W orked
Ashland.
Wet lands th at have had to be
plowed late are often helped by a
TH E F L A P P E R 'S DICTIONARY
previous discing, especially if much
You may have m astered E speran­ rubbish is on the land. W here the
C (JT T H I S O U T
to, may fae thoroughly conversant soil breaks up lumpy a harrow and
T his is th e la s t tim e th is ad w ill a p p e a r
with Sanskrit, and qualified to snug­ disc both may have to be used a fte r­
gle cheek by jowl with all the dead wards. A double corrugated roller
languages, but If you are not fam il­ is good for reducing clods th a t have
iar with the vernacular of the "flap ­ been allowed to dry out.
per,” you are simply not of today.
Calyx Spray Due
SOLOMONITES
Below is given an expurgated edi­
The calyx application on apple3
tion down-to-date, and after you for coddling m oth control! is the
<§> I've seen the best, I ’ve
the worst,
No proposition will be considered
selected, any more than you have, or
And I never care which is
unless made as a legal option on
wliat size site will be determined on.
<8>
which.
blanks
supplied
by
me.
If you have what you deem an avail­
For good is bad and bad is
Option must be direct from owner,
<S>
worse,
able site and will option it on blanks
♦
A kind word oft an evil curse
and husband or wife, if married.
to be supplied by me and on the
® Though I ’ve been poor and
The lowest NET price must be
terms set forth therein, it will be sub­
❖
you’ve been rich,
named in the option.
mitted to the investor’s agent and re­
I ’ve lived, Egad, I ’ve lived!
Ashland
Tidings
a
t i
Another Royal Wedding Coming?
!
Hotel Vendome
When You Go Fishing
NININGER & WARNER
WANTED
Option on Grounds Suitable for Hotel Site
♦ •
It used to be “ rings on her fing­
ers and bells on her toes,” b u t they
have changed the location to ankles
and garters.
• •
According to Senator Reed there
is a difference, with quite a distinc­
tion, between the “cordiale entente”
and an "alliance.” In the one case
you ‘ say it with flow ers,” and
the other with a club.
Biyan evidently "listened I
when Lloyd George sent out hia
O. S.” for America’s help at l
Genoa conference. He has w ritten
to President Harding, scolding him
for not having a representative
there.
• •
O ver in K lam ath they("re con­
fronted with a ra th e r peculiar situ ­
ation, Jn that unless Judge Stone
can be induced to run for the office
of circuit judge, which he is
filling by appointm ent of Governor
Olcott, they will be compelled to
elect a democrat as the only candi-
the job. Grossback will ho the dem-
date who m easures up to the size of
ocratic candidate, and while there
are two republicans who will
the nomination at the prim ary, they
are regarded as of such mediocre
calibre, that rath er than see them
elected to the bench, pretty much
the entire republican vote would be
cast for the democratic candidate.
This condition will certainly fu rn ­
ish am m unition for those who are
attacking the prim ary law and w ork­
ing for a return to the old conven­
tion system of nom inating candi­
dates.
Under present conditions,
any old Tom, Dick or H arry can be-
All option are for 60 days, with
privilege of renewal upon payment of
one-tenth of purchase price.
Land any place within corporate
limits of Ashland will be considered.
Will buy either with or without
buildings, but offers for land without
buildings will be favored.
The smallest piece that will be con­
sidered is 150x150 feet, or any tracts
larger up to 20 acres.
The land must be located within
the city limits.
The land must be optioned at your
lowest cash price, and no commission
whatever will be charged by me on
any of the ground selected for the new
hotel site.
A man will be sent here by the hotel
investors to make estimates of cost on
buildings and suitable grounds with­
in the next two weeks. All options
must, be in before he arrives so that
he can be shown the grounds.
No grounds will be considered ex­
cept that optioned.
I hope citizens submitting offers
will fix their prices at a reasonable
figure.
No ground will be submitted to
which any commission has been add­
ed. It must be the lowest cash price
you are willing to take.
I have no knowledge, or idea, what
part of town, or where the site will be
ceive the same consideration that any
other offer receives.
I guarantee that I will not charge
either the investor or the seller one
cent of commission on the ground se­
lected for the hotel -site. It is my ob­
ject to put the investor in at the low­
est possible net price that can be
obtained.
The price you make in the option
wiH be considered confidential and if
my investors do not take your prop­
erty, the terms of your offer will not
be made known to anyone.
All options must be completed be­
fore May 10th, 1922.
1 will not solicit options from any­
one, but will receive options from all
who desire to make them.
Two or more, with property adjoin­
ing, by consulting together and each
giving an option on their property,
would be an advantage, as the agent
could elect to take one, two or all of
them, according to the space require­
ment, in case he liked the location as
a suitable site'fo r the hotel.
At present my office is at the Tid­
ings office, where you can get the
option blank.
Accompanying each option a dia­
gram showing shape and size of land
offered and street front must be made
on separate piece o f paper to be a t­
tached to the option.
BERT R. GREER