PAGE r U ü ASHLAND DAILY i w i í í ü i r « if c - fiw . i Ashland Tidings Established 1876 mickie , th e printer ’ s detil B y Charte* Soghnoe • Wotaa Nonpipa Usm Monday, Ma) 1, i i ’- i ' * A nd Mickie Can’t Answer Them Published Every Evening E x c e p t Sunday THE ASHLAND PRINTING O F F IC IA L C IT Y A N D C PAPER T E L E P H O N E 39 £ . J. BARRETT, Editor S u b s c r ip tio n P r ic e D e liv e r e d in C ity : One month .................................. 8 Three m o n t h s .............................. Six months .................................. One year ..................................... .65 1.9£ | 3 .7 5 7.50 M a il a n d R u r a l R o u t e s One month .................................. 8 Three m onths .............................. 4ix months .................................. One year ..................................... .65 1-95 3.50 6.5C A D V E R T IS IN G R A T E S D is p la y A d v e r t is in g gio .re insertion, each in c h ............30c Y EA R LY CONTRACTS D is p la y A d v e r t is in g One tim e a w eek........................27 in French cooking; one who can Eveiy other d a y ............................20 c raise good French babies.’’ • • L ocal R ead ers Each line, each tim e .....................10c N othing new under the sun. Even To run every other day for one th • grafters are still working the m onth, each line, each t i m e .. 7c short change game on m erchants, To run~every issue for one month or more, each line, each t im e .. 5c and the methods haven’t changed. Classified Column Thirty years ago the same old prac­ One cent the word each time. tice prevailed. A day or two before To run every issue (or one m o n th , the or more, %c the word each time. * change a rtist appeared and left in L e g a l R a te F irst time, per 8-point lin e ......... 10c his wake sadder, but apparently no Each subsequent time, per 8- wiser m erchants, for if report speaks polnt line .................................... 5c truly, two of our local m erchants Card of thanks • • • • • • • • • • • • • 81.00 O bituaries, the line .................... 2 % c fell for the game last Saturday. T w o t im e s a w e e k .............................; 2 5 F r a t e r n a l O r d e r s a n d S o c ie t ie s c address. Spell out name of state, | there either, He went to southern don’t abbreviate. Put your return California, address in the upper left hand cor­ ner of envelope (not on the back) THIS TIME LAST YEAR and always look at your letter be­ fore dropping in the mail to see if Gus Desch, Notre Dame, made a jit is properly addressed. The carelnew world’s record of 53 4-5 seconds In the use of the malls is for your! for the 440-yard hurdles a t the benefit and speeds up the dispatch i Penn relays. The French team fin- and delivery of mall m atter. Ilshed fourth behind Penn, Lafayette j If you have any complaints of poor*and Princeton in the sprint medley service make them to your postmas- relay. i ter. He has instructions to investi­ George Dandrow, M assachusetts g a te them and report to the depart­ Tech., made a new intercollegiate ment. « record of 32 feet 3% inches for the 56-pound weight throw. FO REST FA B L E S Batting leaders for the week were C o r n e liu s C a r te r a n d W h a t H e S a w — National league, John, Brooklyn,' .533; Tierney, Pittsburgh, .451; in t h e N o r t h w e s t Cornelius C arter was wealthy. He ! Maranville, Pittsburgh, .407; ltawl- lived on a large estate near N ew p uSß< Philadelphia, .392; Kelly, New ¡York City, and when he was a t work York, .383. American league—Ev- engaged himself in managing a nail an s- Cleveland, .54 5; Heilman, De- factory. When lie was not working troit, .488; G harrity, W ashington, ijmmiuiiiihaoaafKwriiH... —....___ .444; Ruth. New York, .439; Ste-i he was traveling. Cornelius had been to Europe 17 phenson, Cleveland, .429. T R E E TO TH E : times. He could talk French with i --------------------------- uvevmjr 'th e Frenchm en and Swiss with the OLDEST TELEGRAPHER IN U. S. Swiss, and he knew England like a --------- book. The people over th e re liked -GMAllA, Neb., April 27. The I n- • to see him coming, because he jour- ’on Bacific Magazine, for April, », -Í-K.Z UNDERWOOD neyed in style, spending money every ' ' ain,s dobn Lonergan, operator for UNDERWOOD where he went, leaving a* tra il of lbe Costal Telegraph company at -rT , pr68perIty MarysvUle, Kansas, to he the oldest prosperity behlnd behind. The first automatic city directory in the United States, shown here, has ! But one morning Mr. C arter woke elps-ri apher in the 1 nited States still been erected by the chamber of commerce of Miami, Fla., for the benefit of the ; up with a new idea. He would “ See at w ork' He was agent tor the RL thousands of visitors. Just press a button opposite the name of the street America L ast.” He couldn’t "see it Joseph * nd Grand Island railway desired, and a green light flashes at the location on the map. first,” because he had already been for 25 years' Lonergan wa3 tele- m ortal by reproduction on the silver i This fact assures his interest in the in Europe, but he determ ined to “see graph operator for Sherman in his screen. And th a t will be splendid farm er and an understanding of the it anyhow .” Consequently, when va­ i march from A tlanta to the sea, heard advertising for Ashland— "we don’tj excessive burdens which he has had cation time came around he pointed i think. ’ to bear. Mr. Patterson as governor the nose of his eight cylinder to u r­ --------------------------- may safely be counted upon to put a ing car westward instead of sending SENATOR PATTERSON st°P to sonie of the needless state it to the dock for shipm ent overseas. Cornelius was a plunger. He al­ The Graphic, as previously s ta te d ,! exPenditures and a constructive pro­ ways went the limit. W est for him gram for the sta te ’s development does not intend to take any very along lines th at will insure perma-1 did not stop at tlie Mississippi. He prom inent part in politics this year but after the m eeting of last S a t-! nency ma>’ be lo?ked for under his set his compass for Puget Sound and FOURTH STR EET urdav cannot the'gover’nor refrain from race. stat- < leadership. have esponsa! previously re- e turned gas. His pam pockets ’ our we b elief^on frained ’ tourist associations and LA ST TO D E PO T you. various candidates and heard th eir were seeking the nom ination, for the ! cham bers of commerce. He reeled years. They claim th a t the city’s platform s and their pledges of tax reason tb at we did not feel suffic-jO ff the miles so fast th a t he was ar- population in 1925 will be 100,000.” QU ICK LUNCH AND SE R V IC E reductions and were greatly pleased iently acquainted with the candi-1 rested every other day for exceeding And th a t these estim ates are not P R IC E S R E A SO N A B LE SOLOMON ITES born in the brains of real estate to note th a t all believed th at taxes d ates’ However, since attending th e, the speed limit. Even Governor rneetinS bere and m eeting Senator But when at last he reached the speculators is evidenced by the fact should bo lower Patterson, and since talking with ■ northw est and rambled leisurely th a t the telephone company sent an Olcott, under whose rule taxes ha\Z many prom inent people of this com- i along the Pacific highway looking If you know th at a m an’s on <§> estim ator down there to figure on reached the highest stage ever equipm ent it i known in the s ta te ’s history, was munity about them, we cannot fail fofr scenery, he did not see any. A the brink of a crash, <§• what switchboard HOMES — RANCHES to believe th a t Senator Patterson is careless camper had set a fire to the <•> And a word from you would might be necessary to install in the represented by a letter, in which he the one who should be the choice (right of him, a lawless logger had hasten the sm ash; next ten years. The estim ator, re­ thought th a t some reduction of tax­ ORCHARDS i of the people for governor.— New- started another at the left of him, ported th a t provision would have to es m ight be wrought. ♦ A whisper here and a whisper T T . our minds, . . th e out-i . ! berg & Graphic, April 20, ’ 1922 j a foolish rancher had burned up his However, to p there, > be made for a population of 100,- 1 own house and lighted a third in Renting, Loans, Transfers ♦ Fraught with injury past re- 000 In ten years. He was laughed at standing figure in the republican ¡fro n t of him, a heedless hunter had | Notary Work €> pair: ♦ and would have lost his job with gubernatorial race is Senator Pat-: POSTAL IMPROVEMENT left a fourth behind him. He lost the company, if another estim ator : terson of Polk county. Mr. Patter- W E E K TO B E O B S E R V E D I t’s a pretty good plan to his bearings in the haze and lost <•' forget it. <#> s e it down there, had not reported son has the appearance of a gover­ BEAVER REALTY CO. his front wheels in a collision. He that the equipm ent should be such nor. He has the bearing, the dig­ W ithout the postal service, busi- didn’t even see Mount Baker. 15 First St. Phone 68 * * as would take care of a population nity, the poise But b ejter th a n in e ss would languish In a day, and So Cornelius didn’t spend any time This is Mayday. Get a move on. of 120,000. these, he has the experience and th e 'b e a t a standstill in a week. Public looking for scenery in the north­ • • other qualifications needed. His opinion would die of dry rot. Sec­ west. He didn’t spend any money H IG H W A Y S IG N S speech was to the point, and yet tional hatred or prejudice only The man who tries to beat an­ At th e council meeting tom orrow comprehensive, and judging by the would flourish, and narrow -m inded­ other m an’s game ought to qualify night, th e mayor or the chief of applause which punctuated his re­ ness thrive. th a t he is able to "sm ile when every­ police will probably ask th a t pro- m arks, .the audience was completely thing goes dead wrong.” It is the biggest distinctive busi­ • * vision be made for large signs t o . won over by his outspoken m anner, ness in the world and it comes near-i See where bandits got $4400 reach across the highway, an n o u n c-|a nd his directness of attack upon er to the innerm ost interests of a 1 greater num ber of men and women when they held up the Tacoma Star ing to tourists the speed regulations • the issues of the campaign. the other day. Times do change. We within the city limits. It is an lm-j Mr. P atterson’s friends, and he than any other institution on earth, can easily recall when a b u rg la r' peratlve necessity th a t such 3l&n8 has num erous friends in this local- No private business, however wide- would as soon pick out the county be erected. If the practice of m aking ity, speak very highly of him. More- spread, touches so many lives so of- farm for the scene of his operations Aahland a targ et for adTer3e " B i ­ over, his opponents in the race for ten or sharply; no church reaches | 'H E R E is noli ing in the world other elements found in both coffee cism is to be checked. The signs in governor cannot find any flaws with into so many souls, flutters so m any' as he would a newspaper shop. use now are practically worthless. the senator. so reconstructive as sound, re­ and tea. Moreover, his views pulses, has so many human beings' They are altogether too sm all and coincide thoroughly with our own. dependent on its m inistrations. freshing sleep. During sleep the Agent K ram er of the Espee has a If you have an idea that coffee so placed th a t the average m otorist He believes th a t taxes should be re- "Postal im provem ent W eek" has prospecting chicken—Seastwise, he system rids itself of the fatigue or tea drinking may be injurious to did have, for the animal is non est is on top of them before they can duced by measures of economy and been set for May 1, by the postmas- poisons that h a . e accumulated be seen, and consequently they fall proposes. if elected governor, to te r general. This is the first general your 1 ?a’ .h, why not stop it for a now— in the craw of which was* during the day. The food ele­ to convey the w arning intended. The abolish needless commissions and campaign of its kind in the postal found a pretty good-sized gold nug­ week or so, and drink delicious, painted signs across the highway are agencies and enforce practical econ- service for several decades. Busi- ments are taken t p by the various get. Nothing new In that. All pres­ fragrant Postum instead. jokes. They are not leglblle to any omy in government. However, he ness men and their organizations, tissues that requi. j rebuilding nu­ ent-day chickens have a penchant but pedestrians, and for any real does not believe in the destruction large users of the mail, newspapers, for gold. The sweller the chicken, triment. Postum is a rich, golden-brown, purpose they serve, might Just as of our sta te ’s necessary institutions, motion pictures, advertisers and the the bigger the nugget. pure cereal beverage. It contains well be obliterated. and his past record of achievement entire organization of 326,000 postal • • It is important that you get And while the council has this no harmful elements of any kind. There is but one argum ent in fav­ m atter under consideration, it m ight is a guarantee th at he will carry workers are to be enlisted in this; plenty of health-bringing sleep. country-wide campaign of interest in You can drink Postum as many or of tax exemption of city, county, not be a bad idea, if it could figure out his statem ents. Anything that interferes with your One thing which should appeal to postal improvements. Your help is state and federal securities: The times a day as you or the chil­ out some way to replace the present! the people of this locality is the fact vital. Address your letters plainly sleep hampers and hinders you— exemption makes it easy to secure dren desire a grateful, refreshing traffic guardians with uniformed that Mr. Patterson is a d irt farm er, ¡with pen or typew riter. Give street mentally and physically. money for public work. When we police officers. The sight of brass beverage. remember how recklessly and waste- buttons would do more in a m inute A common cause of physical Your grocer sells both forms of Postum : fully this money is spent by the poli­ to check speed maniacs than all the Instant Postum (in tins) made instantly in the weakness and mental depression is ticians who handle it, the argum ent ru ral sherlocka th a t ever tum bled cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum seems to lose a deal of its force.— off a hay wagon. The bamboo pole Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who the reaction following over-stimu­ prefer to make the drink while the meal is being Hood River News. is all rig h t on the banks of a stream , lation by the drug, caffeine, and prepared) made by boiling for fully 20 minutes. • • but it Is a m ighty poor substitute Jack Dempsey let himself in for for a patrolm an’s baton. Made by Postum Cereal Co.,Tnc., Battle Creek, Mich. an avalanche of m arriage proposals, F irst thing you know, Ashland is when he gave th a t interview to going to break into the movies. Ju st French reporters and turned loose as sure as shooting, if one of the his specifications of the kind of a machines held up o u r traffic French girl he would marry. Here sherlocks, happens to hail from they are: “ A nice girl, refined and Hollywood— Bing! You’ll find the elegant, a good housekeeper, adept cop and tha bamboo rod made Ira- - liuuiiiiuui . ii Bon Ton Cafe Here’s Good Advice: Relieve Your Fatigue With Sleep. Avoid Stimulants Ashland Realty Co. HOUSES RANCHES CHEAP ! Opposite City Hall Ashland. Oregon A