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BARRETT, E ditor Subscription P rice D elivered in City: O ne m o n th ......................................$ .65 T h ie e m o n t h s ................................. 1.95 Six m o n th s ...................................... 3.75 Ona y e a r ........................................ 7.50 Mall a n d R u ra l R o u te s O ne m o n th ......................................$ .65 T h re e m o n th s ................................. 1.95 Six m o n th s ...................................... 3.50 On« year ..................................... 6.5t ADVERTISING RATES D isplay A dvertising ■im ie in s e rtio n , each in c h .............30c YEARLY CONTRACTS Display A dvertising O ne tim e a w e e k ................................. 27 *4c T w o tim e s a w eek .................................25 c E v e iy o th e r d a y ....................................20 c Local R eaders E a c h lin e , e ach t i m e ...................... 10c T o r u n every o th e r dby fo r one m o n th , each lin e, each tim e . . 7c To ru n every issu e fo r one m o n th o r m o re, each line, each t i m e . . 5c C lassified Column O ne c e n t th e w ord e ach tim e. To ru n every issu e fo r one m onth o r m o re, ^¡c th e w ord each tim e. Legal R ate F ir s t tim e , p e r 8 -p o in t l i n e .......... 10 E a c h su b se q u e n t tim e, p er 8- polnt line .................................... T here are p e rsiste n t rum ors In Chi- cago th a t F ran cis J. H oulihan will be appointed to th e federal bench in the n o rth ern d istrict of Illinois to succeed Judge Landis. Mr. H oulihan is fifty- . . v . n y ears old and w as born In Og- densburg, N. Y. He has lived In Chi- cago fo r 30 years. ____________________ I id d k o iiiii ■ ••n r- « « « « « ..r - « « LIBBAFtlAN MADE GOOD G U u S S C a rd of t h a n k s ............................... |1 .0 0 O b itu a rie s, th e l i n e ........................2 % c Fraternal Orders and S ocieties A d v e rtisin g fo r f r a te r n a l o rd e rs o r societies c h a rg in g a re g u la r In iti­ a tio n fee a n d d u es, no d isc o u n t. R e­ lig io u s a n d b en ev o len t o rd e rs w ill be N E W S P A P E R E T H IC S c h a rg e d th e re g u la r r a te fo r a ll ad C h a rle s A. D ana, p e rh a p s th e v e rtls in g w hen an a d m issio n o r o th e r c h a rg e Is m ade. g re a te s t e d ito r of all tim e, once sa id : E n te re d a t th e A sh lan d , O regon, P o sto ffic e as S econd-class M all M at­ ter. WASHINGTON fi. „BRITISH C< . 3IGHT. COOL DAYS C . i [A RESTFUL SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. | SOLOMON ITES J u s t a little s u n sh in e , J u s t a little ra in — J u s t a little sn o w fa ll. To m a k e us cu ss a g a in . * ♦ No m a tte r w h a t kind of a h a t you w ear, i t ’s th e head u n d e r it th a t co u n ts. « • N e b ra sk a v o te rs h av e e n d o rse d S unday b a seb a ll a n d pool h a lls. P a g e Mr. Bryan. * • C h eer up. “ C h e rrie s will soon be rip e .” M any a rocky ro ad of yes­ te rd a y is th e b o u lev a rd of to day. « • W hy not try c h e e rfu ln e s s as a sh o c k -a b so rb e r? It s u re ta k e s th e jo lts out of th e rocky ro ad s of life. • ♦ C u ttin g o ff a d v e rtis in g m ay re ­ duce expenses, b u t so does c u ttin g y o u r w indpipe re d u c e th e cost of living. * * In M onaco, th e g a m b lin g oasis of E u ro p e, th e re s id e n ts a r e n o t p e r­ m itte d to g am ble. T hey leave th a t to th e v isito rs ; on th e sam e th eo ry , p e rh a p s, th a t a d o c to r n e v e r ta k e s his ow n m edicine. • * I t ’s not d iffic u lt to im a g in e th e m ftien iu m is close a t h a n d w hen Irish m e n in D ublin a re re p o rte d to have d e stro y e d te n m illion d o lla rs w o rth of liq u o r. T hey used to d a te tim e in Ire la n d from th e “ y e a r of th e big w in d ,” b u t h e r e a f te r it w ill in all p ro b a b ility be d a te d from th e “ y e a r of th e b ig w a s te .” • « T h e u n w ritte n law is T H E LA W in O klahom a. K illin g is ju s tifia b le in d efen se of a m a n ’s hom e o r ho n o r. J u d g e Day has been a c q u itte d of th e k illin g of L ie u te n a n t C olonel Beck by a c o ro n e r’s ju r y w ith o u t tro u b lin g th e u p p e r c o u rts, m ain ly b ecau se th e d is tr ic t a tto rn e y d e c la re d th a t if th e t r u t h w ere to ld , no ju ry in th e lan d w ould co n v ict him . O k lah o m a a p ­ p e a rs to be a p re tty good place fo r h o m e -b re a k e rs to s ta y aw ay from . M eddling w ith a n o th e r m a n ’s folly is th e m o st th a n k le s s o f a ll th a n k le s s w o rk . i lie. U ntil f u r th e r n otice, th ey will be sold on a d isc o u n t basis a t th e fla t p rice of $800, $80 an d $20. T h ese grow in v a lu e u n til a t m a tu r ­ ity, five y e a rs from th e d a te of p u r-j chase, th ey a re w o rth $1000, $100 an d $25 resp ectiv ely . T h is in c re a s e ' in th e p rin c ip a l in v ested , w hich ¡a m o u n ts to 25 p e r cent a t th e end of . . . f h e y e a rs ’ Is e Mulva ie n t to a b o u t 4 % p er cen t fter a n n u m , co m pounded se m i-a n n u a lly . U n q u e stio n a b ly th is is a lib e ra l r e tu r n on a s e c u rity of such a high type t h a t it m ay be co n ­ Mystified at First, He F in ally Real­ sid e re d th e w o rld ’s id eal in v estm e n t ized Just W hat Volume the Lady for m o d e ra te a m o u n ts of savings. I Was Looking For. 5c W hat C onstitutes A dvertising In o rd e r to a lla y a m is u n d e rs ta n d ­ ing am o n g som e as to w h a t c o n s ti­ tu te s new s a n d w h a t a d v e rtis in g , w e p r in t th is very sim p le ru le , w hich is u s e d by n e w sp a p e rs to d iff e re n ti­ a te b etw een th e m : “ A LL f u tu r e e v e n ts, w h e re a s a d m issio n c h a rg e Is m ade or a co llectio n is ta k e n IS A D V E R T IS IN G .” T h is a p p lie s to o rg a n iz a tio n s a n d so c ie tie s of every k in d as w ell as to in d iv id u als. A ll re p o rts of such a c tiv itie s a fte r th e y have o c c u rre d is new s. A ll coining social o r o rg a n iz a tio n m e e tin g s of so c ie tie s w h ere no m oney c o n trib u tio n is so lic ite d , in iti­ a tio n c h a rg e d , o r co llecto n ta k e n IS N EW S. TREASURY CERTIFICATES TO ST IM U L A T E SAVINGS “ W h a t God A lm ig h ty allow s to h a p ­ How to Make a Radio Set J CATWÍ JK E R , or. GAJÆNA E SÏxX ’ï û r i T he recent death of John K endrick S. P . S P E N T $ 1 0 3 ,« 0 2 IN B angs has recalled an Incident that OREGO N DU RING F E B R U A R Y happened recently in one of th e branch libraries. A woman entered one eve­ T h a t th e S o u th e rn P acific sp e n t ning Just before closing tim e and a fte r $103,602 in O regon in F e b ru a ry o r w andering aim lessly about without finding anything th a t seem ed to please m ore th a n in an y of th e o th e r 25 her, finally cam e to th e desk to con­ s ta te s in w hich they m ad e p u rch a se s su lt th e lib rarian concerning her need w ith th e exception of C a lifo rn ia , lsi She said th a t a friend of hers had rec­ th e re p o rt received by I. T. S p a rk s, om m ended a book as being especially d is tric t fre ig h t a n d p a sse n g e r a g e n t. good, and would th e lib ra rian please T he to ta l p u rc h a s e s of th e com pany tell her w here it w as kept. The nam e fo r th e 25 s ta te s a m o u n te d to $1,-1 of the book, site said, w as “T he House 196,431, of w hich $762,043 w as B uilt on the S ticks.” sp e n t in C a lifo rn ia . T he lib ra rian looked puzzled. Visions T he m oney expended w as fo r th e , of certain Biblical references to houses built on th e sands cam e to mind, but o p e ra tin g d e p a rtm e n t a n d does not th is one w as u n fam iliar to her, so she in clu d e m a in te n a n c e of way o r new set about questioning the woman to c o n stru c tio n of tra c k s o r ro llin g find out m ore about it. No, the woman sto ck s, o r b u ild in g s. didn’t know w liat it w as about, bui she did rem em ber th e a u th o r's name. Bangs. Im m ediately th e re cam e an il­ lum inating idea, and the librarian w ent to the shelf and took down B angs’ “H ouseboat on th e Styx,” and sent a ! satisfied p atro n hom e to enjoy her i newly found tre a su re .—Indianapolis, News. pen I am not too p ro u d to p r in t in m y p a p e r.” B8HS3 •« c o p p e r e t p ip In o th e r w o rd s D ana believed th a t H i Tine* M fw ip e th e firs t a n d m ost im p o rta n t fu n c ­ tion of a n e w sp a p e r w as to p rin t th e new s. A nd he did, h o ld in g so close to th e lin e of v e ra c ity in e v e ry th in g his n e w sp a p e r p u b lish e d , t h a t his c o n te m p o ra rie s , th e c o u n try over, a d ­ m itte d , “ if i t ’s in th e Sun, i t ’s so .” W e h e a rtily a g re e w ith th e B ak er H erald In a re c e n t e d ito ria l on n ew s­ p a p e r e th ic s, w hich say s: “ You can e d it a class o rg a n to s u it y o u rse lf. B ut a n e w s p a p e r holds O A K E M T t OR HARO RUBBER a tr u s t to give th e new s as it occurs, B a b e . n o t as you w a n t it to be. “ W hen a n y so-called n e w sp a p e r D efendant« In Berlin C ourt Evidently c e n so rs its new s, p rin tin g only th e W ere Not of th e O rdinary Type By WM. G. H. FIN C H To m o u n t d e te c to r cup a n d b in d in g of M alefactors. th in g s it w a n ts th e people to re a d , post a f te r th e th re e holes a re d rille d , A sso ciate M em ber I n s titu te of a n d w ith h o ld s fa c ts it w a n ts th em to R ad io E n g in e e rs m o u n t th e b in d in g p o st a n d m eta l A stra n g e request has been m ade lu be ig n o ra n t of, it is n o t a n e w s­ a Berlin co urt by a blacksm ith. Paul s trip as illu s tr a te d . M ake a s p rin g ( W ritte n fo r In te r n a tio n a l News p a p e r. * • * out. of th e p h o sp h e r b ro n ze o r cop- I W alter> wh® h a” been Passing him self S erv ice.) T his pledge, a n d th is one only p er w ire a s show n, s o ld e rin g sa m e 1,1 “ P rt“ <'e do we m ake. T h a t is as f a r as N E W Y O RK . A pril 7.— W hen ai I to , h . . „ a ,a . .„ j .............„ ...... I ,ou,r “ ' " J ’ ,w ere 011 trla l to r l>iirglary .. ,t o th e en d of th e ro d . Y ou w ill now and the blacksm ith d e m a n d e d : o u r ju d g m e n t w ill e n a b le us to ra d io m essag e is s e n t it tra v e ls as h av e co m p leted th e d e te c to r. T he I request th a t I be condem ned to a n a ly z e v a rio u s c irc u m sta n c e s, fa st as lig h t, 186,000 m iles p e r sec­ n e x t a rtic le w ill te ll how to m ak e a d e a th ; If not, then send me to prison we p led g e to every re s id e n t of ond, th e c u r r e n t h a v in g a fre q u e n c y fixed c o n d e n se r a n d th e ra d io code fo r life, so th a t I shall be rendered e a ste rn O regon th a t we w ill be as h ig h a s 100,000 cycles p e r second, will be p rin te d harm less to society." in d e p e n d e n t, fa ir a n d above a n d . in asm u c h as th e d ia p h ra g m of W hen the su rp rised judge said be b o a rd in r e p o rtin g th e new s of could not g ran t such a req u est W alter th e h u m a n e a r w ill n o t resp o n d to each day as it occu rs. • * * s a id : fre q u e n c ie s o r v ib ra tio n s o v er 20,000 “ So w hen you re a d so m e th in g in per second, it is e v id e n t th a t som e “ON TIM E” RECORD MADE “ Well then, p u t me under police su ­ pervision for 20 y ears and I think you BY S. P . D U RIN G M ARCH th e new s co lu m n s th a t you do not m ea n s m u st be fo u n d to d e te c t a n d will see I won’t do anything wrong lik e, re m e m b e r t h a t th e a rtic le s tr a n s la te th e s e im p u lses b e fo re th ey again, but will reform m yself. If I w hich p lease you m o st m ay give o f­ re a c h th e te le p h o n e rec e iv e r. I t is Of th e 1241 th ro u g h p a sse n g e r don’t, theu sentence me to death next fen se to som eone else. W e a re n o t a know n fa c t t h a t c e rta in c ry s ta ls tim e.” tr a in s o p e ra te d by th e S o u th e rn P a p u b lish in g a c o u n te rfe it n e w sp a p e r. possess th e n e c essa ry p ro p e rtie s to cific com pany on its P acific sy stem . _ T he Judge sentenced him to prison ‘‘L e t us get o u t o f th e h a b it of acco m p lish th is re s u lt, th e m o st pop- d u rin g M arch, 1180, o r 95 1 p e r c e n t i fo ° F r , 18 months “ lontbs a and n d passed passed sentences th o u g h t t h a t we can h a v e e v e ry th in g u l . r o n e need being g a le n a , c o n ta c t m ad e ru n n in g tim e , an d o t th e 4567 i ? h . l ° ‘ ye7™ ai ° “ !‘.e o u r ow n w ay in th is w orld. TJie e d i­ b e in g m ad e by a fin e sp rln g e d w ire local p a s se n g e r tr a in s , 4455, o r 97.6 i p risoners then thanked th e judge, and to r long since becam e d isc o u ra g ed — hence th e n a m e “ C a tw is k e r.” In p er cen t, w ere on tim e. ; th e blacksm ith added th a t he and bis in try in g to p lea se everybody. W e o rd e r to c o n s tru c t th is ty p e of C a t­ “ T h is is a re m a rk a b le re c o r d ,” j ffleo d s gladly accepted the sentence try to p u b lish th e H e ra ld a c c o rd in g w isk e r g a le n a d e te c to r, It w ill be n e ­ said J. H. 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