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ASHLAND ÙAltY TIDINGS
Ashland News in Paragraphs
THRIFT WON HER HUSBAND
Local and Personal
Legend Telia of Reward That Came to
French Girl Through Her
Cheese-Paring.
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Tuesday, April 4, 102^3
KLAMATH FALLS SENDS
MLLE. RENEE DURAND
moonshine, waived hearing Saturday
The only fool bigger than a big
SEVEN TO PENITENTIARY and will also be taken to Portland. ' fool is the man who argues with one.
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When you get a radio outfit
Tidings classified ads get results, there's music in the air.
KLAMATH FALLS, April 4. —
Eleveu prisoners left here Saturday,
seven headed for the state penitenti­
ary at Salem in custody of Sheriff
Low. and four in the custody of
United States Marshal Davidson to
face the federal court at Portland on
liquor charges.
The seven were:
SATURDAY, APRIL 8th
Lester Hixon, larceny of horses,
ten years; Plymouth Storms, larceny,
three years; Jack Haley, colored, bad
At surprisingly low prices
checks, two years, and Claude Perry,
Earl and Floyd Haskins, larceny, one
year each.
Those going to the federal court
were:
N. J. Schildgren, George McC.ahan,
Edward Dusterhoff and A. D. McCor­
HAIRDRESSING PARLORS
mick.
Room 1 U pstairs
C itizens Rank Rl«lg.
J. A. Coe, local jitney operater, ar­
rested by federal officers for selling
While the expression “cheesepar­
M alta Commun dery No. 4
K nigh ts Tem plar
ing” is a recognized equivalent for
FORD CAR STOLEN
thrift
or economy in the management
FROM M. L. PATTON
M asonic H all
A Ford runabout, belonging to the
Standard
Oil company and used by
Stated conclave, Wednesday even­
ing, April 5. Also Red Cross work. M. L. Patton, the local agent, was
Sojourning and visiting Sir Knights stolen from in frout of his house on
I the Boulevard Monday evening. It
courteously Invited.
.
is not known at just waat hour the
W. H. McNAIR, E. C.
I car was taken, but, according to Mr.
W. H. DAY, Recorder.
i Patton, it was some time previous to
If it's economy and service, call midnight. It is thought the car was
W. H. Sams for all electrical work. (taken by someone who did not know
Phone298-Y.
162tf ' who the car belonged to, and that as
soon as it is found that it has such
distinctive
markings it will be aban­
Returns from California Visit —-
doned.
No
trace of, the car had been
Mrs. Milton H. Ellis has returned
to her home in Ashland after spend­ discovered at noon today.
ing a few weeks in San Francisco
and adjoining cities, visiting with CITY GATHERS VP TRASH
GARNERED FOR CLEANLUP DAY
relatives and friends.
Cliff Payne makes hat racks.
Fresh fish, oysters, crabs, chick­
ens and rabbits. Call Tel. 184. Ash­
land Fish and Poultry Market.
On Job Again—
J. M. Grimsley is back on the job
again, after having been confined to
his home with an attack of influenza.
Chocolate coated
nuts and cocoanut.
tionery.
Go On F ish in g Trip—
peanuts, wal-
Plaza Confec-
178tf
Notwithstanding the storm, the
city authorities sent out six auto
trucks this morning to gather up the
trash that housewives have caused to
be piled up on the sidewalks and in
other convenient places, In order to
comply with the mayor’s request for
a general clean-up of the city. As a
consequence the city has taken on a
much better appearance and most of
the yards are looking spick and span.
As soon as the weather settles, it is
expected that a painting campaign
will be inaugurated.
W. C. T. U. LADIES TURN
“HOSPITAL” FOR SICK FISHES
Where Members of the Finny Tribe
Are Successfully Treated for
Minor Ailments.
169tf O. A. Manning, Talent, Ore.
lf ilt f
Wineland & Shepherd
“Down with Theodora, Jezebel o f
Byzantium/cried one from the throng.
Mile. Renee Durand, eighteen-year-
old Parisian beauty, who has been
elected queen of ttre mid-Lenten festi­
val ceremonies. She is a shop girl.
Butler’s Individual five-cent Vic­
At Kremnitz, In Hungaria, there ex­ torias—ask for them. Plaza Confec­
ists a model aquarium, to which a hos­
pital for the fish has been added. Some tionery.
of the fish are treated in groups, while
others, more affected, get their treat­
ment In individual vats.
OLE CLOES S H I N E 5
In this way was treated a salmon
suffering from gangrene, and also an
J E S ' E X MUCH E x
unfortunate pike of 18 pounds, on
NEW
CLOES
DOES
whose tins enormous wens had been
found.
C E P N HITS A D lFF U N T
A gigantic bream has been freed of
LOOKIN' S H I N E ?!
a goiter, the origin of which was at­
tributed to the bad quality of water
In which he had lived In his youth.
The best operation performed by the
fish doctors was unquestionably that
upon the air-bladder of a giddy tench.
This Is not an aspersion aimed at
this tench. The proof Is that it had
wanted to leap higher than It was able
to and thus made extreme efforts,
damaged Its air-bladder and incurred
danger of death. It needed only a
cut with the bistoury to give this little
madcap back his health and good hu­
mor.—New York Tribune.
HAMBONE’S MEDITATIONS
MOONSHINE INTO SEWER
H. A. Stearns and the Kruggel
boys went down to the Rogue river
Fifteen or more ladies of the Wom­
a few days ago and endeavored to
en’s
Christian Temperance Union
inveigle some of the fish to come
around their way. but they were few were present to take part In the first
ceremony of the kind ever carried
and far between.
out by the organization in Ashland,
Everything for the picnic, lunch or when moonshine taken in recent ar­
party. Detrick’s Groceteria. “The rets. was turned over to them by
Home of Good Eats.”
175tf Chief of Police Hatcher at 2 o’clock
this afternoon. There were 12 quart
A uto S ales R eported —
bottles and one jug of the spirits,
Isaac R. Fridegar, of the Enders , which were taken to the corner at
store, has purchased a Nash car, and the city hall and emptied.
Dr. E. A. Woods has purchased a
Mrs. Anne H. Russell, aged Ash­
new Packard, both deals being made land pioneer, and who served as the
through the Class A garage.
first president of the local union,
was present and had the honor of
You’ll like our clothes,
Paul- breaking the first bottle.
Legacies Left to Cate.
serud’s.
180tf
About
a century ago a Frenchman,
Look! Lawn mowers sharpened; Pierre Grosley,
left £24 a year to his
K. Nelson makes suits to order. satisfaction guaranteed. Fixlt Shop.
two cats, to be paid as long as either
Hotel Ashland Block.
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174tf lived; but he wag a lawyer, and his
will proved valid. Ten or 12 years
R eturns to School —
ago a poor woman in Paris left
COMPLETE 6000 FOOT
Miss Marie Porter has returned to
TUNNEL IN HAPPY VALLEY her property for charity after her
Bis, a beautiful young Maltese,
Eugene after having spent the spring
OLINDA, Calif., April 4.—The cat
had
been maintained till the end of
vacation in Ashland.
Hoover tunnel of the Happy Valley his natural life. The amount was so
irrigation district was completed yes­ small that principal as well as inter­
If you have any wiring or electri­ terday at an approximate cost of est would have to be used, and there
cal repair work, phone W. L. Sams, $146,000. The tunnel, 5 feet by 7 W88 some close calculation, based on
298-Y. Contracting a specialty.
the average length of feline life, be­
feet, is 6600 feet long.
fore the legacy was accepted. Had
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Bis
possessed the traditional nine
CONTRACT LET FOR COTTAGE
Property Changes H ands—
lives, It would assuredly have been de­
GROVE-LANE CO. HIGHWAY clined, as the city would have In­
Tomas F. Senodenos, of 266 Sev­
curred an obligation, without receiv­
enth street, has sold his property to
EUGENE,
April
4.—Greenwood
&
ing any benefit. He died advanced in
D. E. Flory, who will paint and re­
years,
but there was still something
decorate it at once, after which he Dann, of Portland, were the success­ left.
will move into the property. The ful bidders on five miles of grading
deal was made through the Ashland on the Cottage Grove-Lorane high
"Mousepower.”
way in Lane county, their bid being
Realty company.
“We
have
w’ater power,
the lowest of the 12 opened by the candlepower; horsepower,
so why not mousepow­
The famous Victor 10 Inch record county court yesterday.
er ?” reasoned a thrifty Scot, and
straightway put his mice to work.
has been reduced from 86 cents to
Del
Monte
Green
Gage
Plums,
10
He
selected two promising young mice
75 cents. Three thousand to select
cents
per
can.
“Less
than
the
cans
and
set them up in business In a minia­
from at Rose Brothers.
152tf
cost.” Detrick's Groceteria.
175tf ture tread mill, where they were to
earn their board and keep by the
H otel A shland G uests—
manufacture
of sewing silk. For more
New arrivals at Hotel Ashland aro BURCH ATTORNEYS ACCUSED
than a year the mice kept their little
OF TAMPERING WITH JURORS factory going on a day and night shift.
as follows: L. M. S. Kloesson, New
LOS
ANGELES, April 4.— The The ingenious thread mill was so con­
York; J. P. Dussen, Harrison, Or.;
trial
of
Arthur
C. Burch, indicted on structed that each mouse was enabled
H. Carrick, -Roseburg; C. H. Foote,
E. B. Foote, Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Gra­ a charge of the murder of J. Belton to twist, twine and reel on an average
from 100 to 200 threads a day.
ham. Seattle; M. Beschoff, Vancou­ Kennedy here last August, went over of
Women
doing the same work were
ver, B. C.; Henry M. Parks, W. H. today pending the completion of an paid a penny a hank, consequently
Pitts, W. O. Dailey, Mr. and Mrs. investigation of reports that agents each mouse netted a saving of six
John A. Jones, Blanch Day, J. C. My­ of the attorneys in the case had tam­ shillings per annum for the owner of
the tiny threadmlll.
ers, K. H. Ketts, San Francisco; H. pered with jurors.
B S.mes, C. L. May, R. P. Grubb,
Regrow Lost Parts.
For sale, 9 % acres', good house,
Ted Malone. E. Koplln, H. H. Taub,
Newts
and
salamanders and the tad­
J. H. Borris, I. Van Gelder, J. Gross. barn, garage, chicken house, smoke poles of frogs and toads have great
A. Bowley, San Francisco; R. T. Mc­ house, electric lights, one mile from powers of regrowing parts that have
Intire, F. D. McIntire, San Diego, town, good roads. $600 down, good been bitten off, but, so far as known,
Calif.; Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Bateman, terms on balance. O. A. Manning, lizards are the only backboned animals
161tf that show surrender of parts.
Missoula, Mont.; Mr. and Mrs. P. M. Talent, Ore.
Among backboneless animals it often
Lyon, Hilt, Calif.; F. L. Young, Los
occurs.
This peculiarity is found
CITY
TO
HAVE
NEW
Angeles; Mr. and Mrs. Charles Ma­
among sea slugs and other molluscs
SHOE
REPAIR
SHOP
lone, Albany, Or.; Charles F. Bolling­
Messrs. Chappell and Inman, for­ and In many kinds of worms. Jn the
er, Oregon City, Or.; F. C. Stltser,
Palolo worm, which burrows In the
Dorris. Calif.; Mrs. W. W. Collins, merly of Sacramento, have leased the coral reefs, nearly the whole of the
Miss Grace E. Martin. Miss Chalm­ east half of the building at 343 East body is broken off at the breeding sea­
ers, Mrs. Webster Deadman, New Main street from J. M. Grimsley, and son, and it bursts in the water, liber­
York, N. Y.; and L. W. Bever and; expect to install a complete shoe re­ ating tens of thousands of germ ceils,
pair outfit of the latest type. The while the head remains In the rock
family, Spokane, Wash.
building has been leased for one year and makes a new .body.
Nice Dry Wood! arso S I ox. Ash- and work will begin at once to place
Stoves Once Unpopular.
land Lumber Co., phone 20.
92tf the room in shape for the new busi­
A hundred years ago stoves and
ness.
fireplaces generally seemed to be the
Red Sticks- the new 5 cent pack-
thing that gave decorators of bouses
age of matches. A sure lighter. Det- CORAM POST OFFICE
the greatest concern.
rick’s Groceteria.
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GOES INTO DISCARD
“The stove,” says a German writer,
KENNETT, Calif., April 4.—Post- speaking of the house furnishings a
Rodent Exterm inât ion—
master J. H. Tucker of this place has hundred years ago, “was quite in­
There will be a demonstration of been advised by the department that dispensable in a northern climate, but
wherein the whole of antiquity was
methods of disposing of pocket goph- the post office at Coram will be dis- any
reference to be found to a
ers, put on by the county agent’s of- continued on April 29.
tiled stove? The universal altar had
tice at the Beaver tract near Moun-
After that date the post office at again to be culled into service. At
tain View cemetery. Thursday after- Kennett will receive, account for and Worlitz, for instnee, the stove was
noon at 1 o’clock. All farmers should deliver all mall addressed to Coram. named the altar of winter, or else
was converted Into some kind of mon­
turn out and see this.
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ument. Isabey hid the stove in his
I have a few small ranches for house in Paris under the figure of i
Automobile liability insurance pro­ sale, 2 acres, 6 acres, 8 acres, 10
tects the wife and babies. Yeo. of acres, and up. Let me show them. Minerva.”
course.
Special Easter Showing
of Millinery
of household affairs, it is apparent the
moment we dissect the term that the (
saving effected by the paring of a
cheese depends entirely upon the man­
ner in which the operation is conduct­
ed. If one removes the rind of the
cheese carelessly, waste instead of
economy results.
According to a French legend, there
was a man who was In love with three
sisters at the same time. He could
not make up his mind which of them
he ought to marry. The ability to be
a thrifty housewife being the principal
requisite of a wife at that-time, the
man decided to watch the three care­
fully, and in order to make a test pre­
sented each of them with a large
cheese.
Two of them removed the rind in
such a manner that a considerable
portion of the cheese was thrown
away, but the youngest pared it with
a very sharp anlfe, and did not waste
a scrap. The man decided that she
would make the best wife, and they
were married.
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WANTED—Woman to do housework
and cooking. Can give rooms
Conover at Tidings.
S ard ou ft
t a i dram a
WANTED— Party who took mixed
brown cap, size 6%, from rack at
Elks lodge, Saturday evening, to
return same and get his cap, left
with secretary.
181-2*
with Superb Cast Headed by
FOR SALE— Five per cent discount!
on all wood in two tier orders fo r'
balance of this week only. I have
on hand oak, laurel, maple, alder,
fir and pine; also seven foot cedar
fence posts. A. G. Adams, phone
_460.
18l.j
R IT A JOUVET
THE WORLD’S MOST AMAZING SPECTACLE
it is the World’s greatest love story, Sarah Bernhardt’s greatest triumph, a grip­
ping wonder drama of an empress who sacrificed riches of the world, power of an
autocrat, everything for the man she loved.
Critics everywhere it has been shown have declared even superlatives inadequate.
FOR SALE— At a sacrifice, this
week only; owners leaving; seven
room house, one lot, garden plant­
ed, one block from Boulevard;
very desirable location;
only,
$2350. $500 down, long time on
balance. R. D. Sanford, 399 Beach
Street.
181-1*
Afternoons—1:30
Admission Prices:
FOR SALEThoroughbred heifer calf.
C. M. Waite, 634 low est. 181-2*
3 DAYL CT3 C7I
LOST—Saturday night at Kingsbury
Springs dance, pair of nose glasses.
Finder return to Tidings office.
Evenings—7:15; 9:15
Adults, 55c; Children, 10c (including war tax)
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April Basket Cabaret
AT THE ARMORY
April 21st, 1922 - - 9 p. m . to 2 a. m.
Under Auspicies of First Company
Special Eight Piece Orchestra - Vaudeville Acts - Original Entertainment
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Seats w ill be placed on sale a t exactly noon tom orrow , a t Rose Bros.
F irst come, first served. Be in line.
Arrange your table parties now
$1.00 Each Seat, including
w a r ta x
Guests will bring own refreshm ents.
Liquid refreshm ents w ill be furnished