Thursday, Derenibe? 1, 1921
T H E A S H L A N D D A IL Y T ID IN G S
PAG E F IV E
SHE WILL BE ACTIVE
■IN LEGION AFFAIRS
ON THE WRONG
SIDE.
Mrs. Palmer Is
Insanely jealous
of her husband,
and is talking of 0 /
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
getting
d i- 1
vorce.
Why, poor old
THE TWO CAPTAINS.
Palmer n e v e r
looks at a woman.
NE captain went clear through
I am not so j
the war
sure of that. I /
understand he is /-
And never struck a blow;
continually
talk­
He came home with a perfect score— ■
ing in his sleep
A perfect letter O.
of May Wheat.
: Citations never mentioned Ll^n,
For, neither good nor bad.
He came home safe in life and limb—
But that was all he had.
LYRICS OF LIFE
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Miss Pauline C urnick'has been
appointed as executive secretary
In charge of the affairs of the
w om ens Auxiliary of the Ameri­
can Legion. Miss Curnick. who
lives in Indianapolis, national
headquarters of the Legion, has
been a leader in numerous wel­
fare activities for the benefit of
service men duftng the war and
has served as personnel and em­
ployment director for a large
eastern industrial establishm ent.
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
“TREACLE."
HOSE who have stumbled
across the reference in
Waller’s ode to Charles
II to "treacle yielded by your
vipers” have naturally been
puzzled to see the connection
between a poisonous snuke and
the English name for sirup or
molasses, a connection which
dates back to the days of
legendary lore.
“Treacle” was originally a
Greek word and. wrapped up I d
it, was the once popular belief
that the best antidote for the
sting of a snake was a concoc­
tion made from the tissues of
the snake itself—a sort of “hair
of the dog is good for the bite”
idea. Milton speaks of the sov­
ereign “treacle of sound doc­
trine,” while “Venlce-treacle” or
"viper wine" was a common
name for a supposed antidote
against all poison^ Treacle,
meaning first this antidote, was
first broadened in meaning to
include any cure through rnedi-
Cice; then coniraçtçy to mean
only those fiji-u id nes: wiiicîi
were of a sweet sirup natur
,T to
t t tte
and. finally, restricted
particular sirup which is called
by that name today—a sirup
which, however, has no medici­
nal proj>erties whatever.
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By O tto R. H a rtw ig
President, Oregon State Federation
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u n certain ties, it b e c o m e s -m o re th a n e v e r
n ecessary for th e citizen s of O re g o n to p a tro n iz e
th e in d u strie s o f O re g o n b y b u y in g such p r o d ­
u cts as a re m a d e hi this state.
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In d u strie s o f O re g o n c a n n o t b e e x p e c te d to
g ro w a n d furnish c o n tin u o u s satisfactory' e m ­
p lo y m e n t to th e w o rk e rs of O re g o n if w e sp e n d
o u r m o n e y fo r p ro d u c ts m a n u fa c tu re d else­
w h ere.
NO W O NDER
“ What makes him so stuck up?”
“Oh, he was hatched from an in­
cubator th at won first prize at the
county fair.”
It is a w ell k n o w n fa c t th a t o n th e w hole, O re ­
g o n w o rk e rs a re receiv in g b e tte r w ag es a n d
w o rk in g u n d e r m o re sa tisfa c to ry c o n d itio n s
th a n is tru e o f th e w o rk e rs in m a n y o f th e
e a ste rn c e n te rs w h e re a g o o d d e a l o f th e p r o d ­
ucts th a t th e c arele ss p u rc h a se r ’b uys c o m es
from . It is th e h e ig h t o f s tu p id ity a n d selfish­
ness to d e m a n d d e c e n t w o rk in g c o n d itio n s
fro m th e O re g o n e m p lo y e rs a n d th e n tu rn
a ro u n d a n d use th e m o n e y e a rn e d in O re g o n
to b u y p ro d u c ts m a d e u n d e r sw eat-sh o p c o n d i­
tio n s th a t exist in m a n y o f th e e a ste rn a n d m id ­
d le states.
SMART GIRL
Wilder hired
a girl to make
a card index
< 0 .
for him.
Well?
Then he had ’■.II
to hire the
same girl at an
increased sal­
ary to run It
for him — and
every time she
takes a holi­
day the busi­
ness comes to
a dead stop.
The war is over, industry
The soldier now demands;
And yet the fate of nations we
SfTll carry in our hands.
O captains of the battle new,
When business duty frets
Are you a Captain Go-and-Do
Or Captain Come-on-Letsi
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of Labor
T O U R IN G th e se d a y s o f re c o n stru c tio n a n d
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U ncom m on S e n se
L e t’s b u y O re g o n P ro d u c ts!
JUST SO
By JOHN BLAKE
These dream­
ers are imprac­
tical.
Eh?
Why sigh for
a bed of roses
when you can
buy a good mat­
tress at a very
r e a s o n a b le
price?
E N E R G Y IS C A P IT A L .
LAKE cannot turn a turbine,
though it contains more water
than a cataract.
All ttie knowledge you can accumu­
late in a lifetime wilt do you no good
ijnless tt cau be translated into en-
A
& :£y.
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The difference between doers and
wishers in this life Is a difference of
energy?
V
ALR EA D Y
j The* wishers want thtrigs. The doers
>
PICKED
: get them. It Is hard work getting
Lady:
I could
them, but energy is the force that can
give
you
a pair
| accomplish hard work.
of my husband’s
The reason you see so many men
pants.
succeed whom you know to be no bet-
Tramp: Noth­
j ter fitted mentally than failures of
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in ’
d o in ’ !
j your acquaintance Is because the suc-
There’a
never
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' cessful men are energetic.
nothin’
In
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married man's
Energy is the driving force behind
Important Little Word.
pockets.
j everything that is done.
Eugene Walter recently told the . All of us have some of it, or we
story of an obstreperous actor whose I could not live.
anxiety over his billing far overshad­ ' Those who have a great deal usually
owed his histrionic talents in a forth­ ! get along, unless they constantly mis-
coming production.
' direct it.
“What s this?” the player demand­
There are, of course, energetic peo­
ed Just before the opening, bearding ple who never get very far. But even
SHERLOCK
the.producer in bis den and pointing they get farther than they would if
BUG
to a three-sheet being prepared to ad­ they were content to sit still.
vertise the show. “What about ray
If the maxim, “Everything comes to
Ah ha! I have
ndme?’’
him who waits,” were amended to
found the mist­
f-H'? <’H there,” answered the man­ read, "Nothing comes to him
to
ing
links
at
ager, wearily, displaying the hilt.
waits,” it would be true.
“Yes.” protested the actor, “only
As it stands it is one of the most
you Seem to hr. Ye forgotten T am to misleading and dangerous falsehoods
he featured.
This sheet must read in existence,
‘with’ aiid my t ame directly after the
lo u r en ergy is your capital. Use it
title of the play,”
wisely and economically and it will
“No,” the reponsp came. “I’ve de­ l ay you an almost usurious rate of in­
rided to change that word ‘with’ to terest.
•but.’ ”
Half use it, or waste it on things
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that are of no value and you will just
about make a living, which is a tiling
which no man of ambition wants to
do.
Education teaches us to use our en­
ergy profitably. An educated man can,
or .should, get more out of the same
amount of energy than ail uneducated
man. exactly as a turbine gets more
OYCt.
out of a column of failing water than
the old-fashioned overshot wheel.
THERE’S A REASON
Vet the energy must he there, or the
“A
paperhar.ger
is never worried
education must be useless. There must
about his business.”
he driving force which will apply what
“ Why not?”
A TIE GAME
you have learned to your problems.
Sir :r: What was the score?
“ Because he is never afraid of its
Nothing important was ever accom­ going
to the wall.”
B o tJ s : Two black eyes on each plished by education alone.
line.
If you haven’t got energy, cultivate j
M iU K It SAYS
it. Put your health in good condition :
and your physical energy will im- i
\F T A H A D A VOICE X T
prove, and with physical energy you j
will
gain
mental
energy.
COOUD
BE H E A R D FO R TH
F IL M
Be careful how you use both. You
M IL E S , WOULDMT IT HE LP NIX
can’t settle a business tangle if you
T E L L FO LKS MURAT T A G O T
have been playing tennis all the morn- j T O SELL*? VJELLSIR..AM A D ,
THE H A R E A N D T H E T O R T O IS E
ing. The exercise will use up the en- i
IH O U R PAPER. W IL L G IV E
ergy that ought to be expended on the ,
T A X 'F O R T T MILE VOICE'
job. Your brains can’t use what your !
b
muscles have used already.
Energy is always capital, but h must
be well and prudently invested.
Tak^ care of yours. Add to it by
care of your health and by’ abundant
i mental exercise. Then expend It on
! important matters, and don’t be
afraid to expend it liberally. It is one
' thing of which the more you spend the
I more you will have, provided, of
course, it is not foolishly wasted.
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Twas Captain Go-and-Do, the man
Who served his flag in F i an ce;
And well and wisely he could plan
Just liow men should advance.
As brave as any soldier true,
No fight he ever won—
He didn’t know that Go-and-Do
Gets very little done.
Another captain came back home
With honors that they gave,
Came proudly sailing o’er the foam,
The idol of the brave.
(No braver man than Go-and-Do)
They hailed him Marne to Metz—
The .other captain of the two
Was Captain Come-o’n-Lets.
To the Workers
o f Oregon
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F o lg ers Golden G ate Coffee—b etter
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different in ta ste from any other
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FOLGER^
Golden 0 a {e
The hare and tortoise ran a race;
The hare set off at quite a pace
Then, since he held the tortoise cheap
Paused on the road and went to sleep.
Tbe tortoise plodded on, and when
he foolish bare woke up again
e found it was too late to run
The tortoise had already won.
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The moral is—I’ll put you jerry.
Don t underrate your adversary!
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HIS ASfPIRA-
TIONS.
Mr. S n o b :
And what are
you going to
be when you
grow up?
J o h n n ie :
Oh, I guess
I ’ll marry a
W e a lth y
lady and be a
n o b o d y like
you.
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