? 4 F&GB TWO < - L- ...... ASHLAND DALLY TIDINGS Wednesday, November 30, 1921 = I A shland Daily T idings EDITORIALS I Ashland □ Tidings Established 1876 Published Every Evening Sunday Except T H E ASHLAND PRINTING GO. " O FFIC IA L CITY AND COUNTY PA PE R TELEPHONE 39 FEATURES ]□ Apologies Accepted My 600DMES5’. ARNTVOû P0V5 ashamed of y o u k -j SELVES, ? K K IN 6 ON THAT LITTLE FELLOW ' S u b scrip tion P rice D elivered in City: One month . . . .........................$ .65 Three months . ......................... 1.95 Six months . . . ......................... 3.75 One year .. . . ......................... 7.50 Mai] and Rural Routes One month . . . .........................$ .65 Three months . ......................... 1\95 Six months . . . ......................... 3.50 Ona year . . . . ......................... 6.5« I ADVERTISING RATES Display A dvertising Single insertion, each inch.......... 30c. YEARLY CONTRACTS D isplay A dvertising One time a, week.....................27%c I Two times a week.................... 25 c Every other day...................... 20 cj x Local R eaders Each line, each tim e......................10c j To run every other dhy for one month, each line, each time. . 7c To run every issue for one month or more, each line, each time. . 5c Classified Column One eent the word each time. To run every issue for one month o r more, He the word each time. Legal Rate F irst time, per 8-point line........ 10c Each subsequent time, per 8- point line ................................. 5c Card of th a n k s .......................... $1.00 Obituaries, the line ...................2 He F ratern al Orders and Societies GOTTA oue fríen whosa been play een da band for longa time een da olda country. Lasa week he come to Uniteda State. He say he trow up da job maka da music and now he ees looka for work. My frien. say he gotta too moocha tough luck maka da leeving dat way. He play do peeccalo een da band and he sure maka sweila tune every time. VVeetli da music he maka dat bassa drum looka seeck. He tella me one day a king was feela preety good. Da king wanta bcega celebrash and he senda for dat band come play een bees house. You know was preety bad een olda country eef you fool da king, so da band learna plenta new music and veeslt dat place. My frien tella me every body sure maka sweila tune for da king. He say da king lika so mooch he wanta geeva every body een da band som- ating. So da king tella one da guys wot worka for heeni taka da band out and tilla all da Instrument weeth □ Advertising for fraternal orders o r societies charging a regular initi­ (C o p jtik lu ation fee and dues, no discount. Re­ ligious and benevolent orders will be ; charged the regular rate for all ad lish what I have to say, neverthe-' "vertising when an admission or other less. The people I am really desir- j charge is made. GLIMPSING FASCINATIONS ous of addressing are all the m oth-! W hat Constitutes Advertising ers in Ashland OF THE MODERN BLOUSE In order to allay a misunderstand-,; ing among some as to what consti- I refer to the recent more-than- • 'lutes news and what advertising, uguaj agitation toward changing our w e print this very simple rule, which little Ashland town, that ,, , at „ present K bv I . s use<$ newspapers to differenti- * 1 ate between them: “ALL future might be likened to a fresh, inno­ events, where an admission charge cent girl, into a mature and also Is made or a collection is taken IS blase beautv of a “tourist center ” ADVERTISING.” This applies to It>8 curious to the average observer organizations and societies of every ’ ' S - , kind as well as to individuals. who has time to spend a few min- All reports of such activities after utes in the much-neglected business they have occurred is news. of “thinking,” how the hard unin- All coming social or organization eH e Q, meetings of societies whgre no money contribution is solicited, initi- easib led astray by a wiley sugges- ation charged, or collecton taken IS tion. I can think of no other rea- NEWS. . son than »that Ashland (at present) is an essentially religious town, why We make all quotations on JOI1 WORK the general public should fall for fr^orn Mr. Reed's clever Biblical sugges­ T H E FRANK LIN PRICE LIST tion, “One thing thou lackest,” and Same prices—reasonable price— its follow-up of commercializing the to all local beauty of scenery and purity Entered at the Ashland, Oregon of water that God put there without Postoffice as Second-class Mail Mat any thought of making a lot of mon­ ter. ey out of it. Seems to me if God "h 4, <•> « was here on earth He'd be satisfied ■$> No power in death shall tear <•>' with a decent living, and wouldn't $> be so almighty anxious to get rich— our names apart, particularly not get-*,rich-quick, A« none in life could rend & thee from my heart. i About six centuries before that — Byron. « $ quotation about “One tiding thou <3> <® > <$><$> <^ <$> ^> <^ <4» <§> <^ <§> ^ lackest" was written, an old fellow -------- by the name of Aesop wrote a lot Maderia, from present indications of fables—and strange to say, they will be to former Emperor Charles stiu make good reading. One of o f Austria-Hungary what St. classically simple, reserving wealth of variations in the way of Van Dyke larg scale. ! that that fable applies to me and color, of embellishment, of extraordi­ points outlined with beads. This sort handicraft for the under blouse. of blouse is invariably worn over a j the several other hundreds of moth- nary Thus the woman of fashion goes de­ plain self-colored camisole. I 'ere is no virtue more splendid ers in Ashland who are engaged in murely ou her way, conservative in th a loyalty. Loyalty to country, the business of raising boys and dress to a degree, to all outward ap­ loy ity to family; loyalty to friends,1 girls. At present this town can’t be pearance, when en route to matinee, lo> Ity to good principles these beat for a good, clean, place to raise afternoon tea or club. However, ar­ Iov- ’ties are the noblest adornments a family in. That is its substance, rived at her destination, behold a rev- COrrUGHT IY V U T t t N NIVSPAPU UN I OH of uraan character. Remember, I'm not talking about —— —1• making money. I’m talking about I raise my boys and girls in one of I know it’s enough of a Job to keep • the few billions of currency in the moral and physical atmosphere them? Well, hardly, so long as I boys and girls straight and clean -cl:« ¡lation in this country, who gets of the place. retained my reason. For besides until they are twenty without fight­ th ttle residue that is left after The Women’s Civic Improvement making money all four of those th baseball players and moving club has a motto attached to their towns, to my personal knowledge, ing any outside pernicious influ- pin re stars are paid off? salvage tent that reads, “Help make also had this in common. 1. There ences like that. They may go wrong Ashland the best home town in was a quiet but persistent form of after that, but they are not so apt * Southern Oregon.” Well, let me tell gambling going on. 2. There was to if temptation is withheld until ’HE PEO PLE'S FORUM. ♦ ,you, you won’t be doing that by put­ a quiet but persistent selling of li- they have attained the age of rea- 3> 3» <§> <$> tin g up a big hotel and otherwise quor going on, 3. There was a son. A bad women can tear down making it a “tourist center,” and quiet but persistent £lass of im- , in fifteen minutes what has taken I'll tell you why: moral women who plied their trade a good woman fifteen years to build The writer has been In four not­ quite successfully. Be it said to up, in spite of all she can do. May­ ed American health resorts^ They our shame, but it is a fact that the be I take my job too seriously. are Hot Springs, Ark., Hot Springs, wealthy-idle, semi-finvalid class of Then how about the boys and girls Mo., Hot Springs, S. D , and Colo- Americans require amusement, and who don’t take the job seriously en­ ado Springs, Colo. All four have you just bet your life it is some ough History has a curious way e Mothers of Ashland: large touirst hotels, all four have other kind of amusement than look­ of repeating itself, and if those on’t expect the editor of the had their waters commercialized. ing at old Grizzley or strolling in things are true of other American T s to agree with much of what True, in all of them the hotels and the park, at least before 11 o’clock “tourist resorts,” what’s to prevent I o to say, but if he believes in the local tradespelope were making p. m. them becoming true here’ In Ash­ □ And-dat was where my frien gotta sore. He say dat beega bassa drum hokia too moocha money. Da bassa people that the proposed new hotel born holda plenta money and da feedle ant) sanitarium, “with full privil­ and alia dat rest holda plenta cafth. But my frien say when eet come ege of using our unexcelled mineral waters” are trying to attract here hees turn getta paid dat son-of-a-gun and they’ve got nerve enuogh to of a peeccalo only holda dolía seexa bits amalla change. Eef I no gotta say ALL the people of Ashland more luck as dat I queeta my Job, too. should “come across” and help the Wot you tink? bonus. Well, I guess not. Isn't (C o p y r ig h t.) there really ANYTHING left in the world that’s worth doing, bpt mak­ ing a lot of money? I realize that that's a man game, and from a bus­ iness staiwlpoint I don’t blame them. (To be continued tomorrow) I©. 1#21, W e ste rn N e w sp a p e r U nion ) HAMBONE’S MEDITATIONS AH DOD6ED A MAN FUH DE LODGES* T KELP OUT DOIN’ SOME WORK fu h ‘HA EN NOW ATTEH AMS’ DONE DID DE WORK HE Now, mothers of Ashland, you and land. r N ever try to b ear m ore th a n one kind of trouble a t once. Some people b e a r th re e kinds—all th ey have had, all th ey have now. a n d all they e x ­ p ect to h av e,—E d w ard E v e re tt Hale. TRY THESE. For a nice little cake to serve at ! tea or with a cup of hot chocolate or cocoa there is I I p e fih la g m o w isfying than: D a te O -® a .1 tual square deal, he will pub- a fair amount of money—-hut would money. Copyngru. 1 9 2 1 Oy McClure N ew spiper Syndic«»* Pretty Clothes! W. Bars.— Take one cupful each of nuts and sugar, two well- beaten eggs and o n e c u p fu l of flour with two level tahlespoonfulg of the flour removed. Add one-half tea­ spoonful of baking powder, the same of cinnamon and one cupful of dates which have been washed, dried, stoned and quartered. Mix all together and bake in two small dripping ¡tans or square cake tihs. Dust the tins after greasing well with flour, spread the mixture evenly over the tins and bake in a slow oven twenty-five minutes. Baked Ham.—Parboil a thick slice of ham from the center of the ham, place in a deep dish or in a tireless cooker dish, cover with one-half cup­ ful of brown sugar mixed with one tenspoonful of mustard and pour around It milk enough to cover the sides of the ham. Bake in a moderate oven for an hour or in the cooker for four or five hours. Round Steak Bird».—Cut strips of round steak, flatten by pounding until quite thin. Place upon each strip a slice of bacon, a slice of pickle and a slice of onion. RolP^p and tie with a string. Dust with salted and peppered flour and brown in a little hot fat. Simmer until tender, never allowing the meat to boil. Serve with the gravy poured around the rolls, after removing the string. Cream Prune Pie.—Put through a sieve a cupful of stewed prunes, add a ' cupful of milk, one teaspoonful of cornstarch, a third of a cupful of sugar, the yolks of two eggs well beat-’’) en, a pinch of salt, mix well and pour Into a pastry-lined pie plate. Cover with a meringue and bake all together or cook the filling, bake the crust and cover with a meringue and brown In the oven. Graham Bread.—Take two cupfuls of sour milk, two teaspoonfuls of soda, three cupfuls of graham flour, two- thirds of a cupful of brown sugar, a pinch of salt. Mix all together and bake in a slow oven one hour. M. The stubbornest woman likes pretty clothes. So Rudolph Valen­ tino discovered of Agnes Ayres, star in George H. Mejford’s Para­ mount production of the popular novel, “The Sheik.” Agnes, didn’t ' like the masterful Sheik at first, but when he gave her pretty Orien­ tal clothes, In addition to using ’ “cave man” methods, she learned Those are the -very kind of ; to love him. Parisian» Pet Carved Cata. Paris.—Finely carved in some dark handsome wood and polished till the brilliant surface draws the hands to a caress, a sleeping cat is the latest accessory In a modern Paris salon. She lies not on a pedestal but on a rich cushion and has becom« a craze with smart women.