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Saturday, Novem ber 26, 1921
ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS
PAGE F IY K
President Harding at William and Mary College
NOISY GEARS
MEANJANCER
Have You Tried Our
Modera Family W ash
Tell Story Owner Ought to Inter­
tag Service?
pret in Terms of Dollars
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and Cents.
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Can't you hear him yet— the m a n
Tomorrow evening at 7:30 o’clock
■ a » .,
the man who used to 8ay, “ U h-h,
at the Presbyterian church, the la­
dies’ m issionary society will present
baker’s bread? Give me the hom e-
-a musical pageant, the ^principal
_________
made kind.”
feature of which will be a series of
S tudy o f Rear A x le C o n stru ctio n and
tableaux, or living pictures, repre­
Today he smacks his lips over th e
of T ransm ission W ould Save O w ner
purchased loaf and calls for m ore
senting the childhood, girlhood and
Because bakers have kept pace w ith
M uch T ro u b le and Some
motherhood of Christian .and non-
progress we have come to hold a
Money.
C hristian lands. Victrola and choir
new view about bread baked o u t­
side
the home.
music and descriptive readings by
It is a fact that a great number of
Miss Leota Rogers will expiate" the
our cars are being driven over the
And th at oIC4 bogey about th e
pictures and give them an attractive
roads with noisy gears. This is being family washing— isn’t it prettv m uch
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Mary
college’
Williamsburg,
Va.,
Just
after
having
received
the
hon-
done eitjier through ignorance or in in the same category?
setting. The public is invited
Have von
direct defiance of that well established ever tried our modern family laun­
The following program will be
rule “a stitch in time, etc,” The noise dry service?
given:
i
of
the gear besides being unpleasant,
Hymn.
Scripture and prayer.
The women of Persia, who, until
You will find us prepared a n d
tells a story which the owner ought to
“ Clinic of a Missionary Specialist” 70 years ago, were nonentities outside
Interpret in terms of dollars and cents. qualified to take your entire fam ily
— W estm inster Guilt». Piano solo— their homes, are now enjoying the
Without knowing anything at all about bundle. For example, if you like to
Miss W allace. Offering. Tableaux same privileges as the men and rapid­
a rear axle or a transmission, the be completely freed from the w ork
ly
rising
out
of
their
old-time
slavery.
average man should be able to know of washday, we will wash everything
showing by-contrasts the childhood,
the difference between a rear axle that and iron everything. Or if you wish
girlhood, m otherhood idea of the
to do some of the finishing at home,
is normal and one that is not. He may we can give you a semi-service—
'w o rld races. Overture, ‘ D aybreak” WORTH WHILE PARAGRAPHS
not know the exact cause of the washing everything, starching such
Grieg. Tableau I. Childhood. “ Sev­
trouble or the manner in which it may Pieces as require it, and ironing th e
A clean conscience is better than un­
en tim es one are seven. “ T raum eri”
be
remedied, but he certainly ought to heavier flatw ork, but leaving for you
Schumann; “Luterm ezzo,” Mascagni clean cash.
be able to determine if it needs the the finishing of personal ap p arel
"O love th a t will not let me go,”
H E R E ' is always a strong ten­ attention of a mechanic. The reason and lighter pieces.
The line of least resistance doesn’t
M atheson— Choir Tableau II. G irl­ always lead farthest.
dency among.writers or speakers for this immediate interpretation is
You will learn on inquiry th a t we
hood. ‘ZI wait for my story . . O
to make a verb agree in number to save the owner money, for, like a
have
other services, too— w hatever
with the noun that is nearest to the case of pneumonia developed from a
bring it such as I wish it to be.”
They should flay the hide, as well as
your
washday
requirem ents you will
mere
cold,
if
attention
were
given
verb in position in the sentence. ’ For
“ Consolation,” M endelssohn: Miser­ hides, off the Eordney tariff bill.
f
ii
^
us
with
a m odern service to
example, many persons use such sen­ early enough, the serious ailment would meet them.
ere,” Verdi; “ Largo,” Handel. Ta­
tences as the following: “Every one not have developed. So with gears.
Honestly, are you as badly off as
bleau III. Motherhood.
"M other
of these letters were signed by me,” Once their bearings begin to wear and
Everything will be re tu rn e d sw eet
shall thread them a daisy chain ” you make yourself believe you are?
without recognizing the grammatical so throw the gears out of their relative with through and through c lea n ­
running truth, the gears themselves ness to insure this, we use as
“Ave M aria,” Bach-Gouno^; “ P il­
error Involved.
If you lazily remain of *r> account
are
affected so that if the condition is many as 600 gallons of pure, rain -
grim Chorus— Hail to the brightness you'll never have much of a bank ac­
The subject (nominative) of the sen­
allowed
to get worse, pretty soon the soft w ater for each family w ashing.
tence is not “letters,” but “one,” modi­
of Zion’s glad» m orning”— Choir. Ta­ count.
gears
cut
and chip and then fail alto­
fied by “every.” One is in the singular
Everything will be returned th o r­
bleau IV. “ Inasmuch as ye did it
gether.
number
and
requires,
therefore,
a
oughly
sanitary— as your fam ily
If
you
can't
stand
adversity
you’re
unto the least of these ye did it
Two-Out of Five NAisy.
singular verb. “Letters” is In the ob­
physician will verify, our m ethods
not
fitted
to
stand
prosperity.
Think
unto me.” Chorus, “ P raise”— Choir. this over.
jective case, governed by the pteposi- : Observations were made at one spot sterilize as well as cleanse
Noted Artist thinks
Benediction.
tion “of.” You cahnot say, “Every along a frequented highway, where for
Girls Here Have
Everything will be returned cor­
Miss Leota Rogers, reader; Mrs.
one were signed,” and the use of the hours an average of 1,000 cars per rectly
Be sure to distinguish between
N ational T a le n t
and daintily folded— your
phrase “of tlie letters” does not | hour, passed. A fairly accurate check linen ready to spread; your personal
’Dr. Parson, organist; Mrs. J. R. Rob- having self-respect and having conceit. For Making Their
change the grammatical rule involved. ; was kept on gear noises on a level apparel ready to wear.
ertsQn will operate the Victrola The first is indispensable. The second Own Clothes.
Therefore,
instead of saying “Every­ stretch and without exaggerating,
is contemptible.
kindly loaned by Rose Brothers.
Here is an economical way out o f
one of these letters were signed by every two cars in five had noisy rear
the
wearing work of washday Tele­
me.”
say
“Every
one
of
these
letters^
axles.
It
is
doubtful
if
the
owners
of
“Riches have wings.” Yes; but they
Z
superlative a b h tv to de
phone
today and have us take y o u r
was
signed
by
me.”
the
cars
realize
the
meaning
of
such
Ih
em
selv
^
arli’
;*
clothes
for
.. nine meet death
fly to you as well as from you—
next
washing.
themselves. So says ,\e y sa Mc.Meui fore
Of course, the same rule applies to ’ ' noises, and If they , know that in 90
provided you deserve them and would
most among women artists
ON KAKE ONTARIO
“each.” Do not say, “Each of these per cent of the cases the condition
best
WOmf,‘ are
the
be
any
better
off
If
you
got
them.
M in M rlV ? WOmen, 1D the * w W .’’ said
THANKSGIVING DAY
letters are mine;” say, "Each of these can be corrected for a few dollars, per­
Miss McMem, recently a guest at the dedi-
letters is mine.”
haps requiring only bearing adjust­
dollar building
Don’t imagine that because yon wear
• E u r n ^ T “ * Insti<nte ol Scranton.
OSWEGO, N. Y„ Nov. 26.— Nine hobnail shoes and a blue shirt you
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opyright.)
ment, shifting of the differential, a
„ * uroP*an »om en are>fhic and modish
“ the great cities of England and the
quart or so of oil.
persons— six men, one woman and work- harder, than any man in patent-
Continent. But any ex-doughboy can tell
PH O NE 1«5
The rear axle is not the only offender.
two children— who peifshed in a leather shoes and silk shirt. Brain
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s
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The transmission gears need the
•driving sleet storm which swept work can be more killing than brawn
same
protection, but usually they are
work.—Forbes
Magazine.
Lake Ontario Thanksgiving day,
‘!c cjothes for herself. Generally speaking
not
at
fault.
she has a nice appreciation for lines and
sending the barge City of New York
DO WE BLUSH?
o f e 3 blna,,On'' Consequently the girl
In
order
to understand just how
a»4o the bottom. This was revealed
SAYS THE OWL
lar
fTom
d
the
K
irI
Kho
noisy
gears
come into being, one
lar from our fashion Centers are usuallv
^k w h e n a freighter came into port to­
NY shock or emotion which makes should study the rear axle construc­
,,gj We dressed as the girls with money
and metropolitan advantages.“
No man is ever scared about a pain
day with five bodies picked up from
the heart pump an extra supply tion. The driving pinion at the end of
in
his
legs
or
arms.
the w aters near the place where the
of blood into the arteries and the propeller shaft is mounted usually
veins which supply the face will give on two bearings. This pinion meshes
barge went down.
Fishing Is good to teach a man pa­
rise to the reaction which we call with the large or ring gear of tlie dif­
tience. Nothing else will.
“blushing.” The emotion, of course, ferential unit, the unit itself being i
MANY SE E BAILING
must be one of the variety which mounted on two bearings which rest i
:
A street car will always hold one
causes the heart to beat faster than in the differential housing. In order j
OPERATIONS, GOOD
more passenger; and an overcoat will
usual.
Excitement, embarrassment that the ring gear and the pinion do I
TRIGONIA SHOWING last Just one more winter.
or anger will cause this, while fear, ; their work without noise the teeth of
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which retards the action o f the heart, ’ these gears must mesh properly. If
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Considering how absolutely devoid
will cause the opposite effect, pro­ the correctness of the mesh is de­
of calculation love is, it is a miracle
ducing a pale white look.
f i l i
stroyed then noise results. Should the
a definite opinion. However, th at it doesn’t get its victims into more
Because the shock or emotion must pinion siiaft (hence the pinion Itself)
a noticeable quantity of oil is being trouble.
be one to which we are not accus ■ move relative to the ring gear the
brought up in each bailer is a cer­
tonsed, some persons blush far more l tooth contact is at once changed and
tainty. A new bailer was put on
If he ever paused to think, the man
readily than others. A person, for you get noise. The noise is not nec­
the cable W ednesday morning and with hie nose to the grindstone will
example,
who is not in the habit of essarily a steady one, but it may be
was let down into the well, where­ usually find that he is turning his
listening
to certain language will ' interrupted, due to the fact that the
own grindstone,
upon a digger squirrel which had
blush from embarrassment when he ! new’ areas of contact of the teeth are
hears it the first few times but, if the not all alike. There may be a high
made his w inter’s nest in the bailer
Ali the naked natives of tropical
experience is continued, he will be­ spot on one or two or more teeth and
came up the line with considerable countries are now kept busy turning
come "hardened” and lose the ability when these high spots are struck the
velocity narrow ly escaping a watery their coconuts into copra for civilized
to blush—which is the reason that noise changes. __
and oily grave. The digger was man. Civilization’s yoke reached them
If there w ere, w e w ould
.
Lack of .Lubrication.
blushing is considered to be one of
coated with the black slimy oil and at last.
The pinion bearings may be of the
the attributes of innocence.
h an d le it. D ependab il­
I isitor Have you a good lawyer,
w ater and presented a bedraggled
ball or roller type and there is, In
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ity, service and value
Moralists want you to sit down Just my poor friend?
appearance but was full of fight de
most
cars, a means of adjustment of
are all im portant to u s
before bedtime and “review” ail the
Prisoner—The
very
best.
Honest,
the bearings after they have been
spite his subterrestial voyage
- and th erefore w e well
events of the day. Yes, and get your- he oughta been a burglar!
worn slightly. The cause of the wear
POST O FFICE IS PR EPA R IN G
self “all waked up,” so that you won’t
may be natural, but in nine out of ten
sleep.
FO
RR17SH
OF
XMAS
PARCELS
Day by Day.
VERY GOOD
cases it Is due to lack of lubrication.
Every day is a little life, and out
Tlie differential bearings are not un­
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whole life Is but a day repeated.
SPANISH PHRASES
like tlie pinion bearings In the effect
Those, therefore, that dare lose a day
cidentally falls upon all of our c iti-* they have no gear noises. These bear­
are dangerously prodigal; those that
ings if worn even slightly will allow the
Quien Sabe—Who knows?
zens.
dare misspend it, desperate.—Bishoa
The post office departm ent is wag­ whole differential unit to shift side­
Hslt
W e b eliev e w e are offer­
Guerra cnchlllo-W ar to the knife.
ing a war against the use of sm all­ ways and so disturb proper gear mesh.
ing opr trade a tire th at
Once they start to wjear and permit
sized enveoipes and has put out the this action, the wear is rapidly accel­
is un approachable fo r
following statem ent in p art:
hard service and d e­
erated so that In a very short time
During the holiday season large there Is no definite tooth contact.
p en d ab ility — and th e
quantities of very small envelopes j The time to stop the gear noises Is«
price — as tow as any
It is
and cards are put into the mails, j immediately they appear.
standard m a le .
cheaper
for
you
and
better
for
the
car.
with the result th at all postal work j
A ll th is rs bached up b y
th e M ason U nlim ited
is very much retarded and mail dis- '
G uarantee and onr ow n
figured and m utilated. This is not '
service, both o f th em th e
generally known to the public. The
best ever.
minimum size of cards and envel­
L et’s get together»
opes should not be bleow 2 3-4 by 4
I/E EDOM 'S >
Sarcastic Debtor—Did you ever suc­ inches for the following reasons:
1.
Addresses
‘
will
be
obliterated
ceed in getting blood out of a turnip?
tir e hospital
Lawyer—No, but I can get sugar by cancellation m ark.
V u lcan izin g uim I
out of a dead beet.
2. Too small to be run through
ReCrttwliuft
facing table, necessitating three ex­
65 N. M ala,
Ashland.
AND HE DID
tra handlings, w ith consequent de­
lay not only to this but other mail.
3. Delay in cancellation because
of aw kwardness in putting through
cancelling machines
4. Delayed through difficulty in
B ags, P u rse s, P a r |y B oxes a n d m a n y L e a th e r N o v el­
sorting.
ties, a b o u t 100 ite m s going a t 50 p er c e n t less th a n
5. Liability to loss or damage as
small sizes do not fit letter packages
you w ill pay o th e r places. C om e e a rly — b a rg a in s
:~'= a
and can not be tied securely.
, w h ile th e y la st.
"
These odd and dim inutive sized
pieces of stationery have come into
use
in ¿the past few years and only
Sergeant Tinker—I hear your son is
'CX i r W
appear
now in any quantities at
an undertaker, and I thought you told
Christm as tim e » h e n th e whole pop- , Shtr-John, darling, you den t lore
me he was a physician.
Major Blinker—Oh, no. I only said tai institution is keyed up to top me as dearly as you used to.
that he followed the medical profes- speed and trying to keep on /(o p of • He (absently)—Sorry, m’deax, can’t
the load.
afford to these days.
LACK OF OIL CAUSES TROUBLE
AMERICAN WOMEN ARE
WORLD’S BEST DRESSERS
SAYS NEYSA McMEIN
Ashland Laundry
W H Y ?-
A
No Better
Tire Known
MASON
CORDS
G if ts T h a t L a s t
Special Sale Monday and Tuesday
on Leather Goods
O . JEL J o h n s o n
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