M onday, Novem ber 21, 1921 TH E ASHLAND DAILY TIDINGS $10,000,000 AID New Jersey Physician Thinks; FOR VETERANS He’s Old Enough to Retire. DOES IT NOW. 1 wish some one would invent an alarm clock that would not only wake one one but make want to get up. Mine does that — It makes me want to get up and Are it out the DOCTOR QUITS AT 145 window. H A N D Y. W illie, what is the term "etc.” * used for? I t Is used to m ake people be- we that lieve know a lot more than we really do. A W ifE P O L IT IC IA N . I suppose you have said things that you were sorry for. Oh, yes, but I’ve always man­ aged to show that I w w misquoted. $ 1 .0 0 P r o fit Christmas Sale at Orres Tailor Shop now on. ' Don’t Miss It. I Philadelphia.—Dr. Charles Smith of Egg Harbor, N. J., who says he cele­ brated his one hundred and forty-fifth birthday the other day, has decided to i retire and take a rest. • “When a man has worked as hard as I have and is getting on in years,” said Dr. Smith, “it's about time for him to quit working tn d begin to en­ joy him self.” Doctor Smith’s assertion regarding his age is supported by old residents of Egg Harbor, some of whom are over ninety. Even the most skeptical townsfolk admit he is well over one hundred. When he became a resident of Egg Harbor 25 years ago he asserted he was one hundred and twenty. Doctor Smith was keenly interested in the world’s series, for he lived in New York for many years. He recently took up smoking. “My father always told me that it was an injurious practice and stunts the growth,” he said. “I guess I have reached my full stature by this time, so I don’t suppose a couple of cigars a day will hurt me.” Doctor Smith says he w as born on September 26. 1776, so he is about ten weeks younger than the United States. His grandfather, he says, lived to he one hundred and twenty-four, and his father was killed when he was quite a young man. comparatively speaking, at the age of seventy, by the falling of a tree. B | p 1 Sends Parson Dollar for Each Married Year The Beider Tractor and P.&0. Disc Plow w ill do your plow ing righ t now in your hard, stick y soil. B argain in need sew in g m achine; a lso a new carload of W hite sew- 'ing m achines jn st in, at Peil's Corner Rev. R. N. McKaig of Minne­ apolis, Minn., recently received a letter and $20 from a man whom he had married 20 years before. He had forgotten all about the couple until he re­ ceived the letter. The letter said, that after 20 years of cruising on the sea of matrimony, the writer found that his w ife is more wonderful than he ever dreamed she could be. For this the writer was thankful and therefore he sent the preacher one dollar for each year of his happily wedded life. How Yeast Vitamon Tablets Put On Firm Flesh S tren g th en T h e Nerve»’ and In­ vigorate T h e Body—E aiy And Econom ical T o T ak e—R esu lts Surprisingly Q uick. If you want to put some firm, healthy flesh on your bones, increase your nerve force and power, clear your skin and complexion and look and feel 100 per cent better, eimpiy try taking two of Mastin'» tiny VITAMON Tablets with each meal and watch results. Mastin’s VITA­ MON Tablets contain highly con­ centrated yeast-vitamines os well as the two other still more important vitamines (Fat Soluble A and Water Soluble C) and are now being used by thousands. Mastin’s VITAMON Tablets never cause gas or upset the stomach but. on the contrary, improve digestion. Be sure to remember the name — Mastin’s VI-TA-MON — the original and genuine yeast-vit amine tablet. There is nothing else like it, so do not accept imitations or sub­ stitutes. You can get Mastin’s VITA­ MON Tablets at all good druggists. “WLMASTINS^T’ V I T » a A t J -V M • » V* »/ .- O . - z N W S ORIGINAL ANO GENUINE iPAbVET, YEAST V IT A M IN S TABLET Goodrich and Fisk Tires Reduced in Price • GOOD CLEAN STOCK, ALL FRESH THIS SEASON 20 per cent off on Cords 10 per cent off on Fabrics Come in and Get that New Tire Now BULK OF WORK BY CHAPTERS 1 i Overland Marcy Co, 2,397 of These Are Helping Ex- Service Men Obtain Bene­ fits U. S. Provides. One field of Red Cross service alone, that of assisting disabled veterans of ■ the World War, entails expenditures $4 ,060,000 greater than the aggregate receipts of the Annual Roll Call of ; 1920, the American Red Cross an­ nounces in a statem ent urging a wide­ spread increase in membership at the Anfiual Roll Call, November 11 to 24. At the present time National Head­ quarters and the nation-wide chain of Chapters of the Red Cross Is spend­ ing approximately $10,000.000 annual­ ly for the relief of disabled ex-service men and their fam ilies, while the ag­ gregate receipts from last year's Roll Call were approximately $6,000,000. It Is in the 2,289 of the 3,600 Red Cross Chapters which still are helping solve the veteran’s problem of adjust­ ing him self to a normal civilian status that the greater part of the cost of this service is home. Of the total sum spent for veterans’ relief last year, National Headquarters expended a to- tu! of more than $2,600.000, while the remaining disbursement of approxi­ m ately $7,000,000 represents the con­ tribution of Chapters in this country­ wide effort to assist the Government in providing the aid sorely needed by these men and their fam ilies. An Ever Expanding Problem That the problem of the disabled service man is ever-expanding and probably will not reach the peak be­ fore 1925, Is the assertion of well-in­ formed Government officials and that 2,397 Red Cross Chapters regard It as their most Important work 16 evi­ dence that the expansion is in nowise confined tj> a particular section but Is, •n the contrary, nation-wide. At the end of the fiscal year, June 30, 1921, there were 26,300 disabled service men in the 1,692 United States Public Health Service, Contract and Govern­ ment H ospitals and Soldiers Homes, and that number Is Increasing at a hate of 1,000 a month. Thousands of these men receiving medical treatment, compensation and vocational training from the Govern­ ment today, started their efforts to obtain them through the Red Cross Chapter. The Chapter, acting as the disabled man’s agent in claim s against the Government, informs the man as to the procedure necessary to gain for him that which is provided him by Federal statute. His applications for compensation, medical treatment and training are properly filed with the aid of the Red Cross Chapter. Corner Main and Third a — g— For ages crystal gazing has been a recreation and pastime of so-called psychics, and many marvelous t a l^ of what the ball revealed to them has been told to more or less incredulous clients. Few photographs to substan­ tiate these crystal gazings have, how­ ever, been made. High up in the Canadian mountains near Lake Louise, Alberta, one of these huge crystal halls has been erected for ornamental purposes, and a cameraman was recently successful in making this remarkable photograph of the picture revealed in it. Strange­ ly enough, the photographer and his outfit are also shown in the fore­ ground of the crystal ball picture. Now do you believe in crystal gazing? b * i j _ — Elkhorn Gun Store 810 Oak Street R. (BOB) MIDDLETON, Prop. “A sk M e— I K now ” Q uality L eather L eggin gs, real leath er .......................................... $6.i M arbles S p ecialties o f A ll K inds A Good Line of P ock et K nives Orders for Sporting Goods of any K ind Given Special A tten tion F ish in g Tackle th at's F it for F ishin g SPORTSMEN ATTENTION! W atch F rid ay’s Paper for Specials on Sporting Goods NO MORE “ FAKE” RAT TAILS Paris Authorities Now Pay Hunters a Bounty on the Heads of Destruc­ tive Rodents Only. Paris, France.—More than 579,114 rats have been killed in Paris since the drive against them was started a year ago. Bonuses have been paid at the rate of a few centim es a head. The first month of the campaign the bonus was paid on delivery by the rat hunter of the tail of the animal, but a sewer clean­ er became an expert In the manufac­ ture of rat tails out of leather and other material at the rate of several hundreds a day, and since then the bonus has been “per head” instead of “per tall.” Bandits Picked on Wrong Man. Toledo.—Four amateur highwaymen attempted to hold up Sergeant Rum­ sey, of Toledo, a member of the New York Central railroad police. They were too slow’ on the draw and Rum­ sey held them at the point of his revolver until officers came and took them to jail. C o n s u lt U s^ about the things you want to try in the Iine- ot investments. If we don’t know about them already, we’ll investigate their reliability and protect your purse. The Citizens Bank Ashland, Oregon Many Forms of Assistance Are Positively Guaranteed to Put On Firm Flesh» Clear the Skin and Increase Energy When Taken With Every Meal or Money Bock D on^D onj W h y do se em ingly sensible men hoa rd m oney in th e ir homes, o r c a rry la rg e sums on th e ir persons? N obody know s the answ er to th a t q ue stio n, b u t a ll o ver Oregon ro b ­ bers and h ig h w a ym e n are re a pin g th e b e n e fit o f th e h a b it. D on’t a llo w .y o u rs e lf to do it. Put y o u r m oney in to a Savings, Com­ m e rc ia l o r T im e D eposit A cco u n t a t th e F ir s t N a tio n a l; and keep im ­ p o rta n t papers in one o f o u r Safe D eposit boxes. • FIRST NATIONAL BANK ■ S ss S b s s s s h im h h b i ^ ^ WHAT THE CRYSTAL REVEALS Red Cross Provides Friendly Service of Many Kinds to Army of Disabled. Father Advises Him Not to Smoke, but Says He Thinks He Has Reached His Full Stature by This Time. PAGE FTVFf h If there is delay before the man’s claim is acted upon, the Red Cross Chapter lends the man money to meet the imperative needs of him self and his dependents. Most vital to the man’s gaining full benefit from the Government's care is keeping his mind free from worry about Ids home. Keeping the veteran’s fam ­ ily from hardship of every kind and I Informing him of Its welfare is an other province of the Chapter. Free from fear on this score, the man’s re- covery and advancement usually is rapid. Every month during the last year, the American Red Cross has given service of one kind or another to an average of 129,215 former service men and their families. An indication of the extent of the faith reposed in the Red Cross Chapter Is to he found In the fact that there were 356,544 re­ quests for friendly aid In the solution of personal problems. i 448 Workers In Hospitals While the man prior to entering Government care deals largely with the Chapter, afterward he comes into con­ tact with the service provided by Na­ tional Headquarters. There are 448 Red Cross workers In the United States Public Health Service and con­ tract hospitals and other institutions in which these men are being cared for, whose duty Is to provide for his recreation, help him with his compen­ sation claims, keep him in touch with his fa m ily ; in short, m eeting his every need outside of that provided by the Government. W hile these are a few of the responsibilities of the National Organization, they are by no means all. Among other Red Cross accom­ plishm ents for the year are: It handled 70,732 allotment and al­ lowance claims. It delivered through its Chapter or­ ganization 63,655 allotment checks tc veterans who had moved from the ad­ dresses furnished to the Bureau ol War Risk Insurance. It provided a special fund of $10.00C for medical assistance to men nndei vocational training. It made 32,495 loans totaling $450,00C to men taking vocational training, ol which 85 per cent has been repaid. rtd.